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Butter Dog
Gallente
The Littlest Hobos
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Posted - 2008.08.31 20:18:00 -
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I've read more entertaining phone books.
Can someone who has bothered reading them list anything important or interesting below.
ta x
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AKA 'Bitter Dog'
Failing at everything he does in EvE since '05 |
Nexus Kinnon
A Few Good Men.
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Posted - 2008.08.31 20:19:00 -
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because i usually read patch notes for their gripping storylines and thrilling conclusions.
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Dirk Magnum
Royal Hiigaran Navy
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Posted - 2008.08.31 20:21:00 -
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CCP is selling controlling interest of its stock to Blizzard. That's the biggest change. Read the blog yourself if you don't believe me.
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Zeba
Minmatar
Pator Tech School
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Posted - 2008.08.31 20:23:00 -
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Ummm. Its a list of things they fixed. Other than the little leap of joy on seeing one of your pet peeve bugs squashed they are not ment for entertainment. Methinks op just doesn't like to read for himself. 
inappropriate signature. ~WeatherMan |
rory macbin
Caldari
Skill Level Six
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Posted - 2008.08.31 20:23:00 -
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There is also a major rebranding of the game, eVe will now become WeVe.
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Tatsu Tahime
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Posted - 2008.08.31 20:24:00 -
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 I'm beginning to wonder whether CCP should carve "Damned if you do, damned if you don't" into their door lintel.
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Spider Silva
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Posted - 2008.08.31 20:25:00 -
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Jump cloning to a clone in the same station in which you are currently docked will now be possible due an improvement in the Jump Clone mechanism. The new change means that implants will no longer be destroyed.
this is my favourite addition, now you can jump to clones with specific hardwirings all in the same station for each ship type you want to fly.
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Abrazzar
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Posted - 2008.08.31 20:25:00 -
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Heh, the patch notes are really quite tl;dr.
Which is awesome because it means they fixed a lot of stuff.
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Ideas for: Mining
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Tellenta
Gallente
Invicta.
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Posted - 2008.08.31 20:25:00 -
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 Originally by: Butter Dog
I've read more entertaining phone books.
Can someone who has bothered reading them list anything important or interesting below.
ta x
it could be worse, there could be a post about dull patch notes.
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Banana Torres
Federal Defence Union
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Posted - 2008.08.31 20:30:00 -
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Well for me the highlight was:
A number of buttons in the New Player Experience have been changed from "OK" to "Next".
If this change goes through I'm gonna ragequit.
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Niccolado Starwalker
Shadow Templars
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Posted - 2008.08.31 20:32:00 -
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Originally by: Butter Dog
I've read more entertaining phone books.
Can someone who has bothered reading them list anything important or interesting below.
ta x
Actually its not dull at all! In difference from many books I have read, there is content in every line in this patch-note, and as such it deserve to win prizes!
Cant bother reading it? Well, though luck.
Originally by: Dianabolic
Your tears are absolutely divine, like a fine fine wine, rolling down your cheeks until they flow down the river of LOL |
Prinzzesin
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Posted - 2008.08.31 20:32:00 -
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i agree, some of the stuff they could have just compressed to:
fixed several stupid typing and gramatical errors.
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Nexus Kinnon
A Few Good Men.
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Posted - 2008.08.31 20:32:00 -
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Originally by: Banana Torres
Well for me the highlight was:
A number of buttons in the New Player Experience have been changed from "OK" to "Next".
If this change goes through I'm gonna ragequit.
I have already cancelled my 84 accounts and told my friends to do the same!!!! 
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Butter Dog
Gallente
The Littlest Hobos
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Posted - 2008.08.31 20:40:00 -
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Originally by: Banana Torres
Well for me the highlight was:
A number of buttons in the New Player Experience have been changed from "OK" to "Next".
If this change goes through I'm gonna ragequit.
I lol'd
nice one
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AKA 'Bitter Dog'
Failing at everything he does in EvE since '05 |
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CCP Atropos
C C P
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Posted - 2008.08.31 20:41:00 -
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Originally by: Butter Dog
I've read more entertaining phone books.
Can someone who has bothered reading them list anything important or interesting below.
ta x
Thanks for your constructive criticism, we aim to please 
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Vikarion
Caldari
BLACK 0RIGIN
Red Dawn Alliance
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Posted - 2008.08.31 21:38:00 -
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Oh brother.
I may have beefs with CCP...but sheesh.
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Lucky 8
Minmatar
Pator Tech School
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Posted - 2008.08.31 21:43:00 -
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Edited by: Lucky 8 on 31/08/2008 21:43:28
Originally by: CCP Atropos
Originally by: Butter Dog
I've read more entertaining phone books.
Can someone who has bothered reading them list anything important or interesting below.
ta x
Thanks for your constructive criticism, we aim to please
You got dev-flamed.. you now have to gtfo eve. Enjoy your WoW, butterfgt.
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Originally by: Nicho Void
This thread is like a chum slick for forum alt trolls.
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Spurty
Caldari
D00M.
Triumvirate.
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Posted - 2008.08.31 21:45:00 -
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concord spawns reduced, beefed up powers. nuet to zero cap instantly etc.
exploits of neutrals repping warring factions, alliances, corps now makes neutrals decidedly less happy as faction police spawn and revoke their neutral standings for them lols
interface fixes
Man goes to the doc, with a strawberry growing out of his head. Doc says "I'll give you some cream to put on it." |
Malcanis
RuffRyders
Axiom Empire
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Posted - 2008.08.31 21:52:00 -
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Originally by: Spider Silva
Jump cloning to a clone in the same station in which you are currently docked will now be possible due an improvement in the Jump Clone mechanism. The new change means that implants will no longer be destroyed.
this is my favourite addition, now you can jump to clones with specific hardwirings all in the same station for each ship type you want to fly.
Handy!
CONCORD provide consequences, not safety; only you can do that. |
Seeing EyeDog
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Posted - 2008.09.01 00:12:00 -
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Originally by: CCP Atropos
Originally by: Butter Dog
I've read more entertaining phone books.
Can someone who has bothered reading them list anything important or interesting below.
ta x
Thanks for your constructive criticism, we aim to please
owned.../forums
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Originally by: Locus Bey
Intelligence isn't a prequisite for being a Goon, in fact its a deficit.
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Rawr Cristina
Caldari
Omerta Syndicate
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Posted - 2008.09.01 00:19:00 -
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Originally by: Nexus Kinnon
because i usually read patch notes for their gripping storylines and thrilling conclusions.
Me too! OMG we have so much in common 
- Infectious - |
Saint Lazarus
Spiorad ag fanaiocht
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Posted - 2008.09.01 01:04:00 -
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Originally by: Lucky 8
Edited by: Lucky 8 on 31/08/2008 21:43:28
Originally by: CCP Atropos
Originally by: Butter Dog
I've read more entertaining phone books.
Can someone who has bothered reading them list anything important or interesting below.
ta x
Thanks for your constructive criticism, we aim to please
You got dev-flamed.. you now have to gtfo eve. Enjoy your WoW, butterfgt.
But being honest, I felt honured when Wrangler flamed me back when I was a noob 
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Armoured C
Gallente
The Aztecs
Intrepid Crossing
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Posted - 2008.09.01 01:30:00 -
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lol did the op just get steamrollpwned by atrops
i kind of like the patch notes concerning implants
and some ui changes
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Ricdics
Corporate Placement Holding
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Posted - 2008.09.01 01:39:00 -
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A LOT has been patched in this one. I like seeing CCP releasing relatively large patches like this devoted to fixing bugs. It really shows that bug reports are being addressed. I prefer patches like this rather than CCP allowing buggy content to remain in game and focusing only on new additions. |
syphurous
Gallente
Center for Advanced Studies
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Posted - 2008.09.01 02:23:00 -
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Originally by: Spider Silva
Jump cloning to a clone in the same station in which you are currently docked will now be possible due an improvement in the Jump Clone mechanism. The new change means that implants will no longer be destroyed.
Cue lost implants petitions when this doesn't work as intended lol. :P |
Roemy Schneider
BINFORD
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Posted - 2008.09.01 02:32:00 -
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usually i'm with the sarcastic party when it comes to CCPs inflated headlines.
this patch may not contain any flashy new ships or balance changes, but i spot a few improvements. their sum might have this patch turn out to be one of the best we ever had - if (and that's a big if, considering CCPs euphemisms) they're all/mostly in. there were too many patches with faulty notes, i.e. some noted stuff never made it into the patch. then there were the incidents where repairs went MIA with the next patch, probably due to working with an older build since.
the market auto-refresh turned off will probably relieve jita of 50% db strain.
but yeah... it's mostly an empire patch
and i spotted a UI/display fix i bug-reported 2.5 years ago \o/ |
Nova Fox
Gallente
Novafox Shipyards
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Posted - 2008.09.01 02:43:00 -
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Ill take boring patch notes declaring they fixed an umptee number of bug over an exciting patch notes that introduces more new ones. |
Maglorre
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Posted - 2008.09.01 03:03:00 -
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Originally by: Zeba
Methinks op just doesn't like to read for himself.
Actually, more likely he has ADD, and furthermore...
Wait, what were we talking about? |
Darkeen
Gallente
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Posted - 2008.09.01 03:42:00 -
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Actually,My favourite is..:
Modules:
Hovering the mouse over a module, whether in list or detail mode, will now show the correct change in powergrid and cpu in the fitting window.
Now I will be able to Accurately see what a module will do..... |
Clinically
Gallente
ANZAC ALLIANCE
Southern Cross Alliance
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Posted - 2008.09.01 04:19:00 -
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Petitioning to change patch notes to a pink background with a carebear themed border to make them more appealing to Bitter Dog. |
Ethen Bejorn
Pestilent Industries Amalgamated
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Posted - 2008.09.01 04:36:00 -
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Originally by: Dirk Magnum
CCP is selling controlling interest of its stock to Blizzard. That's the biggest change. Read the blog yourself if you don't believe me.
Salvation! |
Schalac
Caldari
Apocalypse Reign
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Posted - 2008.09.01 04:38:00 -
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Originally by: Patch Notes
# Grammatical errors have been corrected in corrected in "Can't Target While Cloaked" and "Can't Target While Jumping" messages.
Oh the sweet irony. |
Naomi Halloran
Industry Breakthrough
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Posted - 2008.09.01 05:01:00 -
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Only time I ever got dev racked was in SWG, and after the fundamental flaw in my argument was kindly pointed out to me, I felt like the world's biggest idiot... at least, until the clueless morons that forgot to take their Ritalin that day tried piling on. :) |
Leneerra
Minmatar
GenTech Consortium
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Posted - 2008.09.01 05:43:00 -
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hmm
in the Corporation & Alliance section
Quote:
- Corporations who are not involved with Factional Warfare will no longer show up as having active wars against any Militia.
Does this mean what I think it means? Will corporations be able to hide from wars by joining the militia, will non militia groups (like alliances) be unable to participate in faction wars without taking sec hits?
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Seth Ruin
Minmatar
Ominous Corp
Ethereal Dawn
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Posted - 2008.09.01 06:17:00 -
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Originally by: Butter Dog
I've read more entertaining phone books.
Can someone who has bothered reading them list anything important or interesting below.
ta x
This is a truly fascinating paradox you have uncovered.
IF you have read the patch notes and found them boring, then why are you asking for others to post a summary for you? Unless you HAVEN'T read them, in which case, how do you know they are boring?
How I love a good conundrum! You have certainly made my Sunday night exciting! Cheers to you my good man! |
Zeba
Minmatar
Pator Tech School
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Posted - 2008.09.01 07:11:00 -
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Edited by: Zeba on 01/09/2008 07:11:06
Originally by: Seth Ruin
Originally by: Butter Dog
I've read more entertaining phone books.
Can someone who has bothered reading them list anything important or interesting below.
ta x
This is a truly fascinating paradox you have uncovered.
IF you have read the patch notes and found them boring, then why are you asking for others to post a summary for you? Unless you HAVEN'T read them, in which case, how do you know they are boring?
How I love a good conundrum! You have certainly made my Sunday night exciting! Cheers to you my good man!
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EveJoker
Minmatar
Neh'bu Kau Beh'Hude
Ushra'Khan
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Posted - 2008.09.01 08:04:00 -
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With a stack of fixes to POS and changes in their abilities to claim sov, it could be quite an interesting patch (if you dont own one).
One bug I am sure we will never see is with cynojammers, unless CCP accidently tenfold their hitpoints. |
Level5
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Posted - 2008.09.01 08:19:00 -
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Originally by: Abrazzar
Heh, the patch notes are really quite tl;dr.
Which is awesome because it means they fixed a lot of stuff.
Thats what they want you to think...
Summary:
- minor fix
- spelling typo fix, text padding
- old members dont show up online in member tracking page fluf.
- spelling typo fix, text padding
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Butter Dog
Gallente
The Littlest Hobos
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Posted - 2008.09.01 11:00:00 -
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To be clear:
I'd like the patch notes to communicated via the medium of modern expressive dance.
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Sheriff Jones
Amarr
Clinical Experiment
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Posted - 2008.09.01 11:25:00 -
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Edited by: Sheriff Jones on 01/09/2008 11:26:21
I know! I know! I know what to add!!!
Wait for it!
 Please visit your user settings to re-enable images.
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CCP Atropos
C C P
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Posted - 2008.09.01 11:35:00 -
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Sleepkevert
Amarr
Rionnag Alba
Triumvirate.
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Posted - 2008.09.01 11:36:00 -
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Originally by: CCP Atropos
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And this was worth a blue bar how? 
Great list though. Certainly a lot of fixes in there, need to make some time to read them all... |
Eran Laude
Gallente
The Aduro Protocol
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Posted - 2008.09.01 11:38:00 -
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Originally by: CCP Atropos
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Mia Archer
Amarr
Insidious Existence
RAZOR Alliance
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Posted - 2008.09.01 11:46:00 -
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The market window can now be set to not automatically refresh after buying or selling items as a new option in the Market > settings tab
Thats one of my favorite changes personaly the auto refresh is annoying beyond belief in lagfests like jita |
Sheriff Jones
Amarr
Clinical Experiment
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Posted - 2008.09.01 11:54:00 -
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Edited by: Sheriff Jones on 01/09/2008 11:54:39
"Hull fire effects on the Prophecy have been made a little less dramatic."
Nooooo! Worst nerf ever 
It should be MORE dramatic! |
Kerdrak
3B Legio IX
Atlas Alliance
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Posted - 2008.09.01 11:58:00 -
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Originally by: CCP Atropos
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Petitioned for offensive ASCII  |
Hegotu Alecto
Minmatar
Destructive Influence
Band of Brothers
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Posted - 2008.09.01 12:21:00 -
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Edited by: Hegotu Alecto on 01/09/2008 12:22:19
TL;DR
Nerf, Nerf and more Nerf
Carebear Cries = CCP to the Rescue
PVP based person cries = CCP Nerf's PVP
Piracy upsetting a few carebears = Pirates Nerf'd
Think that sums it up.
Welcome to Carebear Online |
ApaKaka
Lone Starr Corporation
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Posted - 2008.09.01 12:23:00 -
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Originally by: Kerdrak
Originally by: CCP Atropos
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Petitioned for offensive ASCII
Fixed it for you? |
Crumplecorn
Gallente
Eve Cluster Explorations
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Posted - 2008.09.01 12:38:00 -
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Release on audio tape please.
Morgan Freeman would be good.
From here on in, when any of you read patchnotes you will hear them in Freeman's voice. |
Dr Fighter
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Posted - 2008.09.01 12:44:00 -
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They say this is a patch for the people, with lots of cool ideas form the past year(s).
Where's the 'reload all guns with ammo XXX' option!
All in all its not a very exciting patch in the slightest |
Butter Dog
Gallente
The Littlest Hobos
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Posted - 2008.09.01 14:46:00 -
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Edited by: Butter Dog on 01/09/2008 14:45:59
Originally by: CCP Atropos
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Sublime.
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Laae Aenus
Minmatar
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Posted - 2008.09.01 14:58:00 -
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Originally by: Crumplecorn
Release on audio tape please.
Morgan Freeman would be good.
From here on in, when any of you read patchnotes you will hear them in Freeman's voice.
you mean this?
Please visit your user settings to re-enable images. |
Zeba
Minmatar
Pator Tech School
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Posted - 2008.09.01 15:11:00 -
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Originally by: CCP Atropos
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Now see kids? This is what happens when CCP rushes something out without running it through QA first. |
Gieron
Middleton and Mercer LLP
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Posted - 2008.09.01 15:27:00 -
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In a futile attempt to restore sanity to the thread I'm now going to show the worst nerf ever:
Quote:
Asteroid belts in some starter systems have had the asteroid spawn placements rectified. Asteroids should no longer be hundreds of kilometers away from the warp in point.
I thought that was a feature so lazy can flippers wouldn't come into my belts.
I'm outraged and will close all my 3+ accounts immediately. |
Scagga Laebetrovo
Evil Bastards
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Posted - 2008.09.01 15:30:00 -
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Originally by: Butter Dog
I've read more entertaining phone books.
Can someone who has bothered reading them list anything important or interesting below.
ta x
Conversely, I find your character name extremely interesting. Pray, do tell how you came up with it - I am wondering if it's the same cloacal anecdote I heard once upon a time... |
Butter Dog
Gallente
The Littlest Hobos
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Posted - 2008.09.01 15:55:00 -
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I am indeed named after the infamous japanese p0rn dog
Can't say I'm into animal 'relations' myself but who knows, maybe one day I'll see a tail lift and start to stir down below |
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