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Victoria Ehr
Caldari State Protectorate
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Posted - 2008.09.06 16:53:00 -
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The Black and Blue Plan
NeoCom Wide Broadcast Communique
To: All Caldari loyalists and allies From: The Officers of the Caldari State and Tibus Heth Subject: Victory is at hand
Comrades and allies, Officers and Fighters,
The demoralization of the Gallente Militia has been successfully completed. The hard work, sacrifice, efficiency has kept the Caldari Militia strong in the face of all opposition. Neither anarchists nor seasoned fighters could keep the Caldari down. Almost all systems the Gallente took have been retaken, we will take more systems as the Gallente are in complete disarray. Several key corporations have abandoned the Gallente knowing full well the price to fight is too high. Caldari fleets now roam Gallente high security, almost unopposed. The Gallente commanders can scarcely control what is left of their militia pilots.
It seemed like only yesterday when the corrupted media, so many were crowing about how the Caldari Militia was in chaos. Well that was never true, the Caldari always adapt no matter how many allies come and go, no matter how dark times get.
By this action the Caldari State, and all its partners, have demonstrated that there is no limit to the potential that may be realised by the spirit of Tibus Heth and Caldari superiority.
Congratulations go out to all pilots who helped the State to this first victory. Tens of billions of workers, all of them volunteers, gave their effort to the assembling of the most powerful Navy Fleet the Galaxy has seen.
The War is not over however, like stubborn hang nails, the Gallente continue to resist against a superior military . There are also motley groups of spineless, honor-less anarchists that must be dealt with.
Remember; the State Protectorate will keep you more protected from terrorist groups, many of our key leaders and fighters are now safe from their tricks. Frustrate and anger the enemy so they cannot even reach you, anarchist emo will be their downfall.
How is it that this small State, that had its home planet stolen from them one hundred years ago by the Gallente thieves, survived? How is it that a Titan of a man Tibus Heth has risen to lead that State to greatness and retaken the home world? It is the core spirit of the Caldari, that of unyielding work and fight that led us to now and the future.
What now for the black and blue plan? We will continue to push the Gallente back and demoralize them and their allies. We will take their systems until they yield and surrender then Tibus Heth can decide the spoils. By the Caldari example, we hope those in space will redouble their efforts for never ending courage and strength against tyranny, thieves and terrorists. -------------------------------------------- Glory to the State and Tibus Heth.
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Victoria Ehr
Caldari State Protectorate
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Posted - 2008.09.06 16:53:00 -
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The Black and Blue Plan
NeoCom Wide Broadcast Communique
To: All Caldari loyalists and allies From: The Officers of the Caldari State and Tibus Heth Subject: Victory is at hand
Comrades and allies, Officers and Fighters,
The demoralization of the Gallente Militia has been successfully completed. The hard work, sacrifice, efficiency has kept the Caldari Militia strong in the face of all opposition. Neither anarchists nor seasoned fighters could keep the Caldari down. Almost all systems the Gallente took have been retaken, we will take more systems as the Gallente are in complete disarray. Several key corporations have abandoned the Gallente knowing full well the price to fight is too high. Caldari fleets now roam Gallente high security, almost unopposed. The Gallente commanders can scarcely control what is left of their militia pilots.
It seemed like only yesterday when the corrupted media, so many were crowing about how the Caldari Militia was in chaos. Well that was never true, the Caldari always adapt no matter how many allies come and go, no matter how dark times get.
By this action the Caldari State, and all its partners, have demonstrated that there is no limit to the potential that may be realised by the spirit of Tibus Heth and Caldari superiority.
Congratulations go out to all pilots who helped the State to this first victory. Tens of billions of workers, all of them volunteers, gave their effort to the assembling of the most powerful Navy Fleet the Galaxy has seen.
The War is not over however, like stubborn hang nails, the Gallente continue to resist against a superior military . There are also motley groups of spineless, honor-less anarchists that must be dealt with.
Remember; the State Protectorate will keep you more protected from terrorist groups, many of our key leaders and fighters are now safe from their tricks. Frustrate and anger the enemy so they cannot even reach you, anarchist emo will be their downfall.
How is it that this small State, that had its home planet stolen from them one hundred years ago by the Gallente thieves, survived? How is it that a Titan of a man Tibus Heth has risen to lead that State to greatness and retaken the home world? It is the core spirit of the Caldari, that of unyielding work and fight that led us to now and the future.
What now for the black and blue plan? We will continue to push the Gallente back and demoralize them and their allies. We will take their systems until they yield and surrender then Tibus Heth can decide the spoils. By the Caldari example, we hope those in space will redouble their efforts for never ending courage and strength against tyranny, thieves and terrorists. -------------------------------------------- Glory to the State and Tibus Heth.
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Orun Erajen
Gallente Mixed Metaphor
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Posted - 2008.09.06 17:23:00 -
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Oh... oh wow. That's truly an achievement.
You've managed to take something Star Fraction wrote and cram even more lies and false dichotomies into it.
Let's find you a gold star, shall we? -----
Orun Erajen LeHane Family Representative and Capsuleer Liason |

Zarthanon
TEAMSTERS Cruel Intentions
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Posted - 2008.09.06 17:25:00 -
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Do you have an Avatar too?
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Victoria Ehr
Caldari State Protectorate
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Posted - 2008.09.06 17:49:00 -
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Originally by: Zarthanon Do you have an Avatar too?
pfft; the Grand Caldari Navy has more Titan's than an anarchist can count. -------------------------------------------- Glory to the State and Tibus Heth.
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Andreus Ixiris
Gallente Mixed Metaphor
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Posted - 2008.09.06 17:50:00 -
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I find it ironic that you talk about Caldari Militia "keeping people safe" when fully half of your membership are known, card-carrying pirate corporations such as Quam Singulari. -----
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Adrian Steel
Caldari Jericho Fraction The Star Fraction
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Posted - 2008.09.06 17:55:00 -
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This posting was so funny, I gagged on my Quafe.
Throwing in the terms "anarchist emo" has had me chortling for half an hour.
Quality stuff, I must say! I'll see if we can throw you an invite to our weekly comedy and karaoke night.
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Kyoko Sakoda
Caldari Veto. Veto Corp
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Posted - 2008.09.06 18:07:00 -
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I want to laugh, but I can't. This language is just too moronic, and it's coming from my own people. Your memo is trash, and so are you, fascist.
A torrent of reason will smash your illegitimate regime when you least expect it.
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Jade Constantine
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Posted - 2008.09.06 18:32:00 -
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The fact that Victoria Ehr exists saves the enemies of the Heth regime from the mess and bother of inventing her.
Star Fraction | Dare to Dream!
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Avel Kereka
Amarr The Aegis Militia Aegis Militia
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Posted - 2008.09.06 19:05:00 -
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Originally by: Kyoko Sakoda I want to laugh, but I can't. This language is just too moronic, and it's coming from my own people. Your memo is trash, and so are you, fascist.
A torrent of reason will smash your illegitimate regime when you least expect it.
I'm not so sure about that, Heth seems to have revitalized the Caldari people. The only people who are whining are the Gallente and the anarchists.
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Kyoko Sakoda
Caldari Veto. Veto Corp
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Posted - 2008.09.06 19:06:00 -
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Originally by: Avel Kereka
Originally by: Kyoko Sakoda I want to laugh, but I can't. This language is just too moronic, and it's coming from my own people. Your memo is trash, and so are you, fascist.
A torrent of reason will smash your illegitimate regime when you least expect it.
I'm not so sure about that, Heth seems to have revitalized the Caldari people. The only people who are whining are the Gallente and the anarchists.
Clearly you have no clue what it means to be Caldari. But you're Amarrian, so I can forgive you.
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SOFcode Z777
Caldari Human Enhancement Tech.
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Posted - 2008.09.06 19:51:00 -
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Originally by: Kyoko Sakoda Clearly you have no clue what it means to be Caldari. But you're Amarrian, so I can forgive you.
A criminal Caldari, from a criminal anti-caldari Organization lecturing an Ally of the Caldari State about the meaning of being Caldari.
The amussement never ends.
SOFcode z777 CEO Human Enhancement Tech. H.E.T Colonel Caldari State Mordus Legion Loyalist
There is no hesitation. Because a second wasted, is gone forever.
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Verone
Gallente Veto Corp
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Posted - 2008.09.06 20:04:00 -
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Originally by: SOFcode Z777
Originally by: Kyoko Sakoda Clearly you have no clue what it means to be Caldari. But you're Amarrian, so I can forgive you.
A criminal Caldari, from a criminal anti-caldari Organization lecturing an Ally of the Caldari State about the meaning of being Caldari.
The amussement never ends.
SOFcode z777 CEO Human Enhancement Tech. H.E.T Colonel Caldari State Mordus Legion Loyalist
Says the brainwashed idiot who's slave to a racist bigot, under a fascist regime. Let me see... what was it? "A young man died in my arms today...bright, capable, brave...everything that we should be. He was a true Caldari patriot."
My ass. A young man died that day because a coward put him in his own place, unwilling and too afraid to face up to the consequences of his own actions. Anyone who believes his speech has their head full of more bullshit than I'd care to imagine.
Go back to your ass licking patrol on Heth's left flank "Colonel".
I remember when having a rank, title or medal on your chest and shoulders was worn with pride and actually meant something. Seems the Militia commanders are handing them out like childrens toys to any hopeless asshat who swears their loyalty and throws a few rounds at the enemy.
Sad state of affairs.
\o/ EON FICTION WRITER OF THE YEAR! \o/
>>> THE LIFE OF AN OUTLAW <<< |

SOFcode Z777
Caldari Human Enhancement Tech.
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Posted - 2008.09.06 20:39:00 -
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Originally by: Verone I remember when having a rank, title or medal on your chest and shoulders was worn with pride and actually meant something.
No you don't. An outlaw, worse than anarchists because you have no cause to fight for. A criminal living daily to ramson peasants and keep the pink hair ( stilish) at concords most wanted pages.
As for your guetto gallente dialect expressing your emotional disfunction and secret sexual desires as "ass licking " and similar expressions, I'll leave your private deviances to your own savouring.
SOFcode z777 CEO Human Enhancement Tech. H.E.T Colonel Caldari State Mordus Legion Loyalist
There is no hesitation. Because a second wasted, is gone forever.
Mordus Legion |

Andreus Ixiris
Gallente Mixed Metaphor
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Posted - 2008.09.06 20:57:00 -
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Gods, I never thought I'd be defending Verone, but seriously, shut up. You have no idea what you're talking about. Verone may be a criminal, but he's at least an intelligent criminal, which is more than I can say for you.
Also his hair colour has a name and that name is burgundy. -----
CEO, Mixed Metaphor Dance Commander |

SOFcode Z777
Caldari Human Enhancement Tech.
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Posted - 2008.09.06 21:05:00 -
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Originally by: Andreus Ixiris Also his hair colour has a name and that name is burgundy.
Burgundy. saved on database. The only near to interesting information from this human so far. Maybe he is improving.
SOFcode z777 CEO Human Enhancement Tech. H.E.T Colonel Caldari State Mordus Legion Loyalist
There is no hesitation. Because a second wasted, is gone forever.
Mordus Legion |

Verone
Gallente Veto Corp
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Posted - 2008.09.06 21:15:00 -
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Originally by: SOFcode Z777
Originally by: Verone I remember when having a rank, title or medal on your chest and shoulders was worn with pride and actually meant something.
No you don't. An outlaw, worse than anarchists because you have no cause to fight for. A criminal living daily to ramson peasants and keep the pink hair ( stilish) at concords most wanted pages.
As for your guetto gallente dialect expressing your emotional disfunction and secret sexual desires as "ass licking " and similar expressions, I'll leave your private deviances to your own savouring.
SOFcode z777 CEO Human Enhancement Tech. H.E.T Colonel Caldari State Mordus Legion Loyalist
Oh I'm perfectly happy with my sexuality and have a perfect woman who makes sure that none of those desires you speak of are left unattended, or secret at all.
The life of a free man is that of a man who's able to endulge in his own desires and that of his partner without fear of popular opinion. You should try it sometime when you're able to extract your head, and fevourishly wagging tongue from Heth's anus.
As for a cause, oh... I have a cause... albeit a different one to that when I once wore my own decorations with pride, back when a row of ribbons meant something and every color in that band was respected.
Once again the Caldari militia's bark proves worse than it's bite. Keep yapping, little mongrel until your betters pull back on that leash of yours and send you reeling back into their grasp.
Honestly, nothing gives me more amusement on the Summit than watching a brainwashed Nationalist fool try, and fail, to justify his existance.
Bark, little bastard child of the state... bark. Maybe one of us will throw you a treat out of pity.
\o/ EON FICTION WRITER OF THE YEAR! \o/
>>> THE LIFE OF AN OUTLAW <<< |

SOFcode Z777
Caldari Human Enhancement Tech.
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Posted - 2008.09.06 21:23:00 -
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Originally by: Verone Oh I'm perfectly happy with my sexuality and have a perfect woman who makes sure that none of those desires you speak of are left unattended, or secret at all.
After the "ass licking" I doubt that any doubts were left in this regard.
SOFcode z777 CEO Human Enhancement Tech. H.E.T Colonel Caldari State Mordus Legion Loyalist There is no hesitation. Because a second wasted, is gone forever.
Mordus Legion |

Verone
Gallente Veto Corp
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Posted - 2008.09.06 21:29:00 -
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Originally by: SOFcode Z777
Originally by: Verone Oh I'm perfectly happy with my sexuality and have a perfect woman who makes sure that none of those desires you speak of are left unattended, or secret at all.
After the "ass licking" I doubt that any doubts were left in this regard.
SOFcode z777 CEO Human Enhancement Tech. H.E.T Colonel Caldari State Mordus Legion Loyalist
You're still talking?
I was still waiting for you to say something of even remote relevance. It's been fun, but honestly... you no longer amuse me with your adolescent whining.
Goodbye, slave to the system. Yap Yap Yap...
Ethan chuckles, shaking his head as his feed cuts out...
\o/ EON FICTION WRITER OF THE YEAR! \o/
>>> THE LIFE OF AN OUTLAW <<< |

SOFcode Z777
Caldari Human Enhancement Tech.
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Posted - 2008.09.06 21:34:00 -
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Originally by: Verone Yap Yap Yap...
Ethan chuckles, shaking his head as his feed cuts out...
Must be gallente disfunction. Next I'm sure he'll giggle.
SOFcode z777 CEO Human Enhancement Tech. H.E.T Colonel Caldari State Mordus Legion Loyalist There is no hesitation. Because a second wasted, is gone forever.
Mordus Legion |
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Heartstone
Jericho Fraction The Star Fraction
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Posted - 2008.09.06 21:49:00 -
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Taking bets in the "Who Gets the Last Word" competition.
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Jeremy Erik
Gallente
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Posted - 2008.09.06 23:53:00 -
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Originally by: Andreus Ixiris Also his hair colour has a name and that name is burgundy.
Sitting in an overly smokey bar, some random planet, nursing what he hoped was a beer. He looks up from his Com, searching, spots the Gallente prostitute he slightly noticed earlier. "Hey...you, what color would you name that belt you call a skirt?"
She walks over, showing more than really should be. She runs a heavily lacquered nail up his arm and he represses the urge to shiver. Smiling through a ton of make-up, but not with her empty eyes, she says, "hot pink honey," purring hoarsely, breath reeking of cigarettes and stale alcohol, "not unlike the hot pink beneath." He swallows down past the rising bile and looks away. "Um...thanks," pulling her arm from around his shoulder with his fingertips like it's a toxic substance. She turns and walks away in a huff, knowing he will not add to her business for the night. Returning to his Com, comparing the color of the hair in question to the woman's skirt, he replies, "nope, sorry mate, his hair is hot pink." Pausing to take another drink from now warm drink, coughing, "burgundy is more red I think, like wine."
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SOFcode Z777
Caldari Human Enhancement Tech.
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Posted - 2008.09.07 00:03:00 -
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Originally by: Jeremy Erik
Originally by: Andreus Ixiris Also his hair colour has a name and that name is burgundy.
Sitting in an overly smokey bar, some random planet, nursing what he hoped was a beer. He looks up from his Com, searching, spots the Gallente prostitute he slightly noticed earlier. "Hey...you, what color would you name that belt you call a skirt?"
She walks over, showing more than really should be. She runs a heavily lacquered nail up his arm and he represses the urge to shiver. Smiling through a ton of make-up, but not with her empty eyes, she says, "hot pink honey," purring hoarsely, breath reeking of cigarettes and stale alcohol, "not unlike the hot pink beneath." He swallows down past the rising bile and looks away. "Um...thanks," pulling her arm from around his shoulder with his fingertips like it's a toxic substance. She turns and walks away in a huff, knowing he will not add to her business for the night. Returning to his Com, comparing the color of the hair in question to the woman's skirt, he replies, "nope, sorry mate, his hair is hot pink." Pausing to take another drink from now warm drink, coughing, "burgundy is more red I think, like wine."
Erasing previous Burgundy information. Returning to hot pink
A Man of refined tastes. I think i'll keep observing your communiquTs with great interest.
SOFcode z777 CEO Human Enhancement Tech H.E.T Colonel Caldari State Mordus Legion Loyalist There is no hesitation. Because a second wasted, is gone forever.
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BloodBird
Gallente Tactical Freedom Alliance
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Posted - 2008.09.07 00:09:00 -
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You are a sad, sad individual, Miss Ehr.
Not only are you deluding yourself to the point where I start to pity your total lack of reality, but your also so lacking in imagination that you take something the Star Fraction made and added your own brand of Heth-cheerleading to it.
Not only do you profess to speak for Tibus and his officers, you claim that "Victory is at hand" after a mere 3 months and a few days of fighting.
Furthermore, you claim the Federation militia is disorganized, demoralized, incapable of defending their own high-sec areas and so on... really? Since when?
HONESTLY, where do you get all this... this mindless drivel from? Your not even making good propaganda, and that's a new record even for you.
You know what? Nevermind. I'll just leave you alone, delusional one, in your own happy, perfect world where the war is going nicely in your own favor, where all is fine, where your enemies are weak and poorly organized and so on. Notify us when your woken up to reality Miss Ehr.
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Kyoko Sakoda
Caldari Veto. Veto Corp
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Posted - 2008.09.07 01:40:00 -
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Originally by: Heartstone Taking bets in the "Who Gets the Last Word" competition.
Right-wing nationalists always try to get the last word in, so I would put money down on this SOFcodethingy here...
No one should really mind that such a fool gets the last word. When war comes to a close, he'll just look like another drooling fascist idiot in the history books.
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Avel Kereka
Amarr The Aegis Militia Aegis Militia
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Posted - 2008.09.07 02:39:00 -
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Originally by: Kyoko Sakoda Clearly you have no clue what it means to be Caldari. But you're Amarrian, so I can forgive you.
And you do? Perhaps you should stop basking in self-indulgent piracy and talk to the average Caldari citizen, or just read the news. They're happy and have a direction for once in their lives. They're working for a higher purpose, not making cadaver snacks and attacking each other alive in the name of "healthy competition".
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Kyoko Sakoda
Caldari Veto. Veto Corp
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Posted - 2008.09.07 03:13:00 -
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Edited by: Kyoko Sakoda on 07/09/2008 03:14:22
Originally by: Avel Kereka And you do? Perhaps you should stop basking in self-indulgent piracy and talk to the average Caldari citizen, or just read the news. They're happy and have a direction for once in their lives. They're working for a higher purpose, not making cadaver snacks and attacking each other in the name of "healthy competition".
I wouldn't be so sure they are not attacking each other. The megacorporations love to play peekaboo on each other's turf, and even a unified direction for the State will spare the odd skirmish.
You say expectedly that piracy is self-indulgent, but I do not commit acts of piracy just to line my wallet. I could retire now and live the good life, but I keep flying because my actions have meaning. Interestingly, Heth's higher purpose seems to be to devour a large portion of the Federation, which I can't say is any less self-indulgent than what you expect piracy to be.
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Jeremy Erik
Gallente
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Posted - 2008.09.07 03:25:00 -
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Originally by: Kyoko Sakoda
Originally by: Heartstone Taking bets in the "Who Gets the Last Word" competition.
Right-wing nationalists always try to get the last word in, so I would put money down on this SOFcodethingy here...
No one should really mind that such a fool gets the last word. When war comes to a close, he'll just look like another drooling fascist idiot in the history books.
I am not right, left or any kind of wing, but trying to get the last word anyways. *winces and pounds chest* urk, I think that beer sat wrong.
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Avel Kereka
Amarr The Aegis Militia Aegis Militia
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Posted - 2008.09.07 03:51:00 -
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Originally by: Kyoko Sakoda
I wouldn't be so sure they are not attacking each other. The megacorporations love to play peekaboo on each other's turf, and even a unified direction for the State will spare the odd skirmish.
Heth is minimizing civil unrest... and it sounds like you believe it as well, so I don't see what the problem is. Less internal "skirmishing" is a good thing--for the Caldari people, at any rate. The former CEOs who committed suicide were not worthy of the State and were flushed from the system. Retaking Caldari Prime was certainly no act of selfishness (if anything backwards-thinking, pre-Heth Caldari made it a risk for him to attempt such a gambit).
Far be it for me to get into the details of Caldari life, but it seems that Heth was a net gain for the State.
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Victoria Ehr
Caldari State Protectorate
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Posted - 2008.09.07 08:04:00 -
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Thanks to Tibus Heth, the Caldari State is becoming a more unified machine of war and efficiency in the face of growing threats.
Thanks to the threat of anarchy the Caldari Militia has adapted, consolidated and become much more coordinated.
The war has just begun, surrender soon Gallente and join us against anarchists.
-------------------------------------------- Glory to the State and Tibus Heth.
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