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Shana Lior
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Posted - 2008.09.19 04:39:00 -
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Edited by: Shana Lior on 19/09/2008 04:38:50 Well there was this one time at band camp
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Dav Varan
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Posted - 2008.09.19 14:30:00 -
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Sitting on a gate popping stuff one day. Nothing evil about that.
Pop this newb character in a kessie.
The guy gets his pod away and starts chatting in local. He want to join our corp and become a Piwate.
But he's too new and not what were looking for.
I dont know why , but I told him "Yeah we'd love you to join our corp. please go to Rancer to make an application"
We dont have an office in Rancer.
Well it made me lol at the time , I guess you had to be there.
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Xasz
AnTi.
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Posted - 2008.09.19 17:38:00 -
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Originally by: Dav Varan stuff
I chuckled.
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soldieroffortune 258
Gallente Trinity Council
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Posted - 2008.09.19 18:11:00 -
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Originally by: Dav Varan Sitting on a gate popping stuff one day. Nothing evil about that.
Pop this newb character in a kessie.
The guy gets his pod away and starts chatting in local. He want to join our corp and become a Piwate.
But he's too new and not what were looking for.
I dont know why , but I told him "Yeah we'd love you to join our corp. please go to Rancer to make an application"
We dont have an office in Rancer.
Well it made me lol at the time , I guess you had to be there.
lol
Originally by: soldieroffortune 258
"Eve is about making yourself richer while making the other guy poorer"
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Raymond Sterns
Utopian Research I.E.L. The ENTITY.
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Posted - 2008.09.19 18:45:00 -
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Originally by: Newbear To live is evil!
O SHI- LIVE IS EVIL BACKWARDS. _
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Irish Whiskey
Caldari The Black Fleet The Black Alliance
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Posted - 2008.09.20 15:15:00 -
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Originally by: Raymond Sterns
Originally by: Newbear To live is evil!
O SHI- LIVE IS EVIL BACKWARDS.
racecar backwards is racecar!
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Demitria Fernir
Caldari Science and Trade Institute
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Posted - 2008.09.20 15:18:00 -
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Originally by: Irish Whiskey
Originally by: Raymond Sterns
Originally by: Newbear To live is evil!
O SHI- LIVE IS EVIL BACKWARDS.
racecar backwards is racecar!
Michael Jackson backwards is black!
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Lokius Ahgamemnon
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Posted - 2008.09.20 15:37:00 -
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Edited by: Lokius Ahgamemnon on 20/09/2008 15:38:29 I once tricked a noob out of his tempest. He cried in local because he was running a lvl 3 mission and his tempest was damaged and he didn't have repair skills for armor only shield and didn't have enough money to repair it in station. (98% armor damage) I said if he jets from the tempest I can get in it dock in station, fit a repper and repair it for him, he foolishly agreed as I proceeded to get in and fly off with it , his last word in local was "hey" then he private convo'd me and asked when it would be repaired, I informed him I was very pleased he decided to donate to my personal Vargur fund
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Alazontez Gallenteur
Xynomorph Incorporated
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Posted - 2008.09.20 18:26:00 -
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Had a noobie player in an old corp I was in. Very annoying, everyone hated him, and one day he ****ed me off. So two days later when he was *****ing about not having much money because he just bought some new implants I convinced him to load up all of his spacely belongings into his new cruiser and head out to low sec to strike it rich in the belts (recommended him to a specific low sec system that had like 20+ kills in the past 24 hours). Logged on the next day to find out that he had been destroyed and podded. The best thing was that I found out that he had never upgraded his clone and lost almost 1M skillpoints. -----------------------------------------------
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JordanParey
Minmatar Suddenly Ninjas
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Posted - 2008.09.21 00:29:00 -
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Wow, you guys are twisted. O_O
Didn't stop me from loling though
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Darkside 34
Gallente Initrode The Core Collective
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Posted - 2008.09.21 04:57:00 -
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Ok, so we are in a defense fleet in 0.0 near hisec, and our main targets took off so we started roaming. We got about 2 jumps and managed to somehow invite someone from an Intel channel into our gang that was apparently.....red. So he is already in gang, we are camping y gate, and on my prompt the scout says "50 hostiles in system x on y gate". And I said "ok guys we are warping to a safespot".
In mid warp, we kick him from fleet, put up a bubble (which he warps into the middle of) and killed both his harbi and pod.
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soldieroffortune 258
Gallente Trinity Council
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Posted - 2008.09.21 20:52:00 -
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Originally by: Lokius Ahgamemnon Edited by: Lokius Ahgamemnon on 20/09/2008 15:38:29 I once tricked a noob out of his tempest. He cried in local because he was running a lvl 3 mission and his tempest was damaged and he didn't have repair skills for armor only shield and didn't have enough money to repair it in station. (98% armor damage) I said if he jets from the tempest I can get in it dock in station, fit a repper and repair it for him, he foolishly agreed as I proceeded to get in and fly off with it , his last word in local was "hey" then he private convo'd me and asked when it would be repaired, I informed him I was very pleased he decided to donate to my personal Vargur fund
ROFL
Originally by: soldieroffortune 258
"Eve is about making yourself richer while making the other guy poorer"
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Lithalnas
Amarr Headcrabs
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Posted - 2008.09.21 20:59:00 -
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Edited by: Lithalnas on 21/09/2008 20:59:19 i once killed an isk buyer who already had a negative wallet, I blew up his faction fitted navy megathron, essentially he had -300 mil isk and no ship to dig himself out with.
I kinda felt bad for him, then i remembered he bought isk, so he can burn in poverty. -------------
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JordanParey
Minmatar Suddenly Ninjas
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Posted - 2008.09.22 11:06:00 -
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warped to a belt at 100km, watched a guy filling his 4 Giant Secure Containers of ore. Came back in my Hoarder with 3x Exp Cargohold II and managed to steal 3 of 4. Guy was ****ed. Hilarity ensued as my friend proceeded to taunt him in a private convo.
Nothing like wasting 3 hours of someone's work
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Acedias
Infusion. G00DFELLAS
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Posted - 2008.09.22 15:32:00 -
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A month or two back I was messing about in an npc 0.0 system and tried my luck at getting into a hostile gang..
http://eve-infusion.com/forum/index.php?topic=200.0
Certainly not the worst thing I've done but it was bloody amusing at the time haha
There was also last new years around molden heath when I decided to host a small scale 1v1 tournament with gistii loot up for the winners. It was basically 1v1s of assorted ship classes where strangers would kill eachother while we watched (and held bets on the outcome).
I failed to mention that my arty cane would instapod the loser each time and proceeded to kick them from gang right after. I love newbs
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Vasili vonHolst
Minmatar Gargamel's Lair
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Posted - 2008.09.22 19:48:00 -
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Edited by: Vasili vonHolst on 22/09/2008 19:50:27 Befriend and kill 100 kind hearted carebears and their faction battleships. Then take the stuff they saved for ages to earn.
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fiber0pti
the united
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Posted - 2008.09.22 20:44:00 -
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Edited by: fiber0pti on 22/09/2008 20:44:33 ******
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Shade Widow
Gallente Thundercats RAZOR Alliance
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Posted - 2008.09.22 22:34:00 -
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I strangled my friend with his own tongue while eating his home made muffins. When I found out Ophelia was cheating behind my back I also smothered her with a pillow. All in one day I might add. --- Isk inflation costs muffin enthusiasts thousands of unreal experiences involving older than usual men.
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Thor Firehammer
Amarr Infinite Sorrow Inc
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Posted - 2008.09.23 05:33:00 -
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We had issues with isk farmers constantly applying to our corp back in geminate. One night we were a bit drunk and decided to take a few of them in(about 7 total). We gave them all bs roles in the corp and set the corp tax to 100%.
After about 15 mins they started *****ing in corp chat about the tax so we spent the rest of the night tracking each of them down and popping them numerous times.
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Xzar Fyrarr
Minmatar Tribal Liberation Force
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Posted - 2008.09.23 10:34:00 -
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One time... I like totally warped to a belt... And I like killed a rifter... In like another rifter. Like ya...
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Hades In'aMiniskirt
30 ounces
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Posted - 2008.09.23 11:22:00 -
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Ralara - Well done and kutos to you
wootanoob - Uber FAIL, hard
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LS Sledgehammer
Diablo Advocatus Chain of Chaos
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Posted - 2008.09.23 13:45:00 -
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Edited by: LS Sledgehammer on 23/09/2008 13:50:12 Scanning out mission runners in losec breaks the tedium of gate camping. So when a CNR appears on scan the heart starts to thump. After a few scans it shows up at 0km and sure enough a few gates in it's sitting there salvaging wrecks and popping rats.
Miner Miner in his phobos locks it down while the slow ships amble towards the gate. A few new rats appear as we melt the T1!!! fitted CNR down to hull. Sexee Lexee is the unfortunate victim, who lost a drake a few days b to us. I demand 300mil to let her go and she agrees, all the while her hull's goin down rappidly, so we start popping the rats b4 they kill her.
As soon as she pays the isk she calls me a fat f**k in local, so we popped her (was gonna pop her anyway) then pod her. A few moments l8r i get this mail from her:
Really, you are probably just some fat f**k sitting behind a computer who has nothing f*****g better to do.......you are pathetic......go find your own f*****g missions to invade, you want PVP? Go to 0.0........don't f*****g jump into my mission you fat ugly f**k and f**k with me! I could understand what happened at the gate......but you coming after me? Clearly, you can only take down newbies.......pathetic......and I even got through your shield and 1/2 your armor.......when I get a little bit stronger......you won't have a f*****g chance. And you know what.......I have nothing better to do than track your goddamn ass down. Enjoy, motherf****r And FYI I am a real female, so yeah, look forward to getting ****d by me, you worthless pathetic piece of s**t. Lex
I don't think I've ever met a femail who says f**k so often lol Still brings a smile to my cold heart yet :)
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tripodbilly
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Posted - 2008.09.23 14:22:00 -
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Originally by: LS Sledgehammer Edited by: LS Sledgehammer on 23/09/2008 13:50:12 Scanning out mission runners in losec breaks the tedium of gate camping. So when a CNR appears on scan the heart starts to thump. After a few scans it shows up at 0km and sure enough a few gates in it's sitting there salvaging wrecks and popping rats.
Miner Miner in his phobos locks it down while the slow ships amble towards the gate. A few new rats appear as we melt the T1!!! fitted CNR down to hull. Sexee Lexee is the unfortunate victim, who lost a drake a few days b to us. I demand 300mil to let her go and she agrees, all the while her hull's goin down rappidly, so we start popping the rats b4 they kill her.
As soon as she pays the isk she calls me a fat f**k in local, so we popped her (was gonna pop her anyway) then pod her. A few moments l8r i get this mail from her:
Really, you are probably just some fat f**k sitting behind a computer who has nothing f*****g better to do.......you are pathetic......go find your own f*****g missions to invade, you want PVP? Go to 0.0........don't f*****g jump into my mission you fat ugly f**k and f**k with me! I could understand what happened at the gate......but you coming after me? Clearly, you can only take down newbies.......pathetic......and I even got through your shield and 1/2 your armor.......when I get a little bit stronger......you won't have a f*****g chance. And you know what.......I have nothing better to do than track your goddamn ass down. Enjoy, motherf****r And FYI I am a real female, so yeah, look forward to getting ****d by me, you worthless pathetic piece of s**t. Lex
I don't think I've ever met a femail who says f**k so often lol Still brings a smile to my cold heart yet :)
Quoted for Truth LS is one badass (although it once took 12 shots to kill my itty with his mega......but thats a different story)
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Sean'Jo
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Posted - 2008.09.23 21:38:00 -
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Originally by: DubanFP Edited by: DubanFP on 16/09/2008 16:31:39 I once caught a UNL ratting raven in 0.0 and as I started attacking him he popped up in local. The following conversation ensued.
Him > No Me > Yes Him > NOOOO!!! Me > YESSSS!!!! Him > ISK Me > No *KABOOM*
Win
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Of Montreal
Gallente The Sunshine Club
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Posted - 2008.09.23 22:04:00 -
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I said the F word once
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Venetian Tar
Caldari Eve Liberation Force Liberty.
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Posted - 2008.09.23 22:13:00 -
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Just started a new corp and put up a pos in highsec. (Carebear stage)
I fitted it with tipical Carebear modules, (Lab, corp hanger etc...)
Then fitted it with guns and launchers...
I asked a corpie (Who I hated) to test the guns.
He bought in his faction fitted Navy Raven, and ask me to disable the scram battery. I did.
I asked him to shoot the POS, he did.
I scrammed him, watched the POS pop him, podded him with his Crystal Set, kicked him from corp and scooped his loot.
I laughed at him, and recieved hatemail for a few weeks, he hasn't logged on since
Got a few Caldari Navy Cruise Launchers, DG Hardeners and a True Sansha Reactor Control Unit or two.
Made a bit of ISK from that
It was one of those "You had to be there" moments I think, but I laughed so hard, and have been pvp'ing since I suppose...
NEXT!
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Sin Fae
Income Redistribution Service
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Posted - 2008.09.24 08:45:00 -
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Edited by: Sin Fae on 24/09/2008 08:48:31
I was rolling thru a system where they were having a CCP sponsored frigate 1v1 thing or whatever so I dropped in, (cloaked) to check it out.
There were people sitting on the sidelines so to speak in their pods, (They must have been the guys that lost but wanted to watch the rest of the competition).
A couple had bounties on them - nothing big a couple with a mil or something. That kinda ticked me off as no honest pirate would engage in such activities so----
Bookmarking this spot I fitted a bunch of somartbombs and warped back. No one seemed to notice this Battleship initially as I crept up in plain sight behind the cluster of pods in plain sight.
Until it was too late.
They tried to run, but it was futile. little pods scurrying like rats. I cackled as I let loose smarbombs and watched in glee as they all popped, corpses all over the place (if they survived) some just blown and incinerated to dust. Tears of joy were already flowing as Concord arrived.
Soon after my overview lit up like a Christmas tree with kills, hatemail, hate messages, outcries in local. I can only imagine how much Isk went up in implants. Threats of wardecs, threats from CCP GMs - oh the hate could light up New York for a week. Of course afterward there was no bans, or wardecs, as they are all pussies.
I get all warm from that memory, and hope you do too.
Quote: "Justice..is in the hands of those who wish to take it"
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Demitria Fernir
Caldari Science and Trade Institute
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Posted - 2008.09.24 11:39:00 -
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Originally by: Sin Fae Edited by: Sin Fae on 24/09/2008 09:14:23 Edited by: Sin Fae on 24/09/2008 08:48:31
I was rolling thru a system where they were having a CCP sponsored frigate 1v1 thing or whatever so I dropped in, (cloaked) to check it out.
There were people sitting on the sidelines so to speak in their pods, (They must have been the guys that lost but wanted to watch the rest of the competition).
A couple had bounties on them - nothing big a couple with a mil or something. That kinda ticked me off as no honest pirate would engage in such activities so----
Bookmarking this spot I fitted a bunch of somartbombs and warped back. No one seemed to notice this Battleship initially as I crept up in plain sight behind the cluster of pods in plain sight.
Until it was too late.
They tried to run, but it was futile. little pods scurrying like rats. I cackled as I let loose smarbombs and watched in glee as they all popped, corpses all over the place (if they survived) some just blown and incinerated to dust. Tears of joy were already flowing as Concord arrived.
Soon after my overview lit up like a Christmas tree with kills, hatemail, hate messages, outcries in local. I can only imagine how much Isk went up in implants. Threats of wardecs, threats from CCP GMs - oh the hate could light up New York for a week. Of course afterward there was no bans, or wardecs, as they are all pussies.
I get all warm and fuzzy from that memory, and hope you do too.
hey it's not funny, my alt died that way.
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Roddick3771
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Posted - 2008.09.24 12:21:00 -
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Edited by: Rod****3771 on 24/09/2008 12:21:23 lol, the most evil thing i have ever done is when i gave a "free" Kestrel too a noob.
Warped in scanned for a few noobs, found a little fella in an Merlin, so i started a conversation and warped away. I ask him if he wanted a Contract Kestrel, he said he cant, Trial account (perfect!) i said i'll warp to where u are and eject from the ship, u eject from yours and you can take mine and i'll watch yours till you come back(this guy was a real idiot) Fleet up and warped to him and set the self destruct(Dont know how he didnt see it on the screen lol) I ejected and he got in my ship i took his merlin and he asked "What are you doing" i just said "nothing :P "
Cut a long story short the kestrel blew up and i jacked his merlin lol
It has never worked since, on anyone :)
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Bleedingthrough
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Posted - 2008.09.24 12:29:00 -
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Actually not so evil but funny:
Back in foundation and one of these days where lot of BS gangs roaming around and our small gang got frustrated because there where so few interesting fights we could pick. Well, I was new in V I R I I and it never occurred to me that our eyes next door could not be blue to us.
At a gate. We are about to change location:
Soth > Dudes, lets not stick around here for too long. This XYZ gang is in FD now. Champ > Destination? Soth > Hold on.
There was a contact and I got anxious.
Bleed > Damn only a newb ship on scan. Its YYZ Corp (rush anyone?)ą Point! Champ > Erm?! (<-- He might want soth to put the bubble up again, right?)
Slowly dpsing this ship down with my tackler ceptor. Why arenĘt they helping? He is in amor now. Why is the ship not jumping off? (bubble was down) He is in structure, kill mail inc. Why are the others laughing on TS? Well, a kill is a kill is a kill!?
Bleed > What a newb, got a point on his pod. Champ > Bleed you just killed my alt. Bleed > Oups!
They didnĘt boot me out of their corp and I still enjoy funny raids with these guys. Love em!
VanHolst: Nice Video. You are the true EVIL in eve.
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