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LS Sledgehammer
Diablo Advocatus Chain of Chaos
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Posted - 2008.09.28 12:32:00 -
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We war decced a small 4 man corp (Adat Family) who had a POS in manatirid. The idea was to take down pos to steal the labs.
A few BS's evetually put the pos into reinforced and as luck would have it it would come out 30min after DT the next day.
As soon DT ended we got suited and booted ready to finish the job off. The Baron Adat convo'd me with some of the worst English I've seen yet (Abridged version):
Baron Adat > we ask armistice for 3 days Baron Adat > you with you wage war - you break my station Baron Adat > we ask cease-fires for 3 days Baron Adat > world want ))) Baron Adat > I can offer ransom Baron Adat > how much it is necessary - only real amount MINER MINER > 250mil Baron Adat > matter of fact that beside me in lines 2 BPO I their developed 6 months - if you will break station they conk MINER MINER > I know Baron Adat > amount I make - interests question - I for weeping restrain you its word Baron Adat > what warranties that that you do not continue fire MINER MINER > none Baron Adat > I can enumerate You 250кк and be certain that station will not break for 3 days - ok Baron Adat > hope on Your honesty - respectfully Baron Adat > my naves will are attacked in cosmos when meeting ? MINER MINER > we will only attack you in Manatirid Baron Adat > but me it is necessary востановить 50% pointer-threaded to remove BPO MINER MINER > we will kill any of your ships in manatirid, stay out until war ends MINER MINER > Rubik your alt Baron Adat > my frend MINER MINER > remove from mantirid immediatly Baron Adat > кк Baron Adat > I it is necessary to canceal reserch operation - a station for this must be onlain - but for this it is necessary to raise 50% sheild MINER MINER > any ships in manatirid will be destroyed Baron Adat > I can else pay the extra to gain access to flight of the naves? MINER MINER > how much? MINER MINER > 250mil Baron Adat > )))) MINER MINER > Your humour offends me!!! Baron Adat > I am a weeping to You 250кк and can peacefully fly not to fear attacks with your sides for 3 days - kk
We then proceeded to destroy the POS. Sure enough, when it came to unanchoring the labs we were greeted with a message about BPO's beng destroyed if we continued. The labs were sold the next day and we walked away with 1.2bil.
His m8 convo'd me l8r saying the BPO's were worth in excess of 6bil and belonged to someone else. I'd like to think this was true :)
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Rick Rollings
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Posted - 2008.09.28 12:54:00 -
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Edited by: Rick Rollings on 28/09/2008 12:53:57
Originally by: LS Sledgehammer We war decced a small 4 man corp (Adat Family) who had a POS in manatirid. The idea was to take down pos to steal the labs.
A few BS's evetually put the pos into reinforced and as luck would have it it would come out 30min after DT the next day.
As soon DT ended we got suited and booted ready to finish the job off. The Baron Adat convo'd me with some of the worst English I've seen yet (Abridged version):
Baron Adat > we ask armistice for 3 days Baron Adat > you with you wage war - you break my station Baron Adat > we ask cease-fires for 3 days Baron Adat > world want ))) Baron Adat > I can offer ransom Baron Adat > how much it is necessary - only real amount MINER MINER > 250mil Baron Adat > matter of fact that beside me in lines 2 BPO I their developed 6 months - if you will break station they conk MINER MINER > I know Baron Adat > amount I make - interests question - I for weeping restrain you its word Baron Adat > what warranties that that you do not continue fire MINER MINER > none Baron Adat > I can enumerate You 250кк and be certain that station will not break for 3 days - ok Baron Adat > hope on Your honesty - respectfully Baron Adat > my naves will are attacked in cosmos when meeting ? MINER MINER > we will only attack you in Manatirid Baron Adat > but me it is necessary востановить 50% pointer-threaded to remove BPO MINER MINER > we will kill any of your ships in manatirid, stay out until war ends MINER MINER > Rubik your alt Baron Adat > my frend MINER MINER > remove from mantirid immediatly Baron Adat > кк Baron Adat > I it is necessary to canceal reserch operation - a station for this must be onlain - but for this it is necessary to raise 50% sheild MINER MINER > any ships in manatirid will be destroyed Baron Adat > I can else pay the extra to gain access to flight of the naves? MINER MINER > how much? MINER MINER > 250mil Baron Adat > )))) MINER MINER > Your humour offends me!!! Baron Adat > I am a weeping to You 250кк and can peacefully fly not to fear attacks with your sides for 3 days - kk
We then proceeded to destroy the POS. Sure enough, when it came to unanchoring the labs we were greeted with a message about BPO's beng destroyed if we continued. The labs were sold the next day and we walked away with 1.2bil.
His m8 convo'd me l8r saying the BPO's were worth in excess of 6bil and belonged to someone else. I'd like to think this was true :)
RUS MUCH?))))
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soldieroffortune 258
Gallente Trinity Council
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Posted - 2008.09.28 14:35:00 -
[63]
Originally by: Demitria Fernir
Originally by: Sin Fae Edited by: Sin Fae on 24/09/2008 09:14:23 Edited by: Sin Fae on 24/09/2008 08:48:31
I was rolling thru a system where they were having a CCP sponsored frigate 1v1 thing or whatever so I dropped in, (cloaked) to check it out.
There were people sitting on the sidelines so to speak in their pods, (They must have been the guys that lost but wanted to watch the rest of the competition).
A couple had bounties on them - nothing big a couple with a mil or something. That kinda ticked me off as no honest pirate would engage in such activities so----
Bookmarking this spot I fitted a bunch of somartbombs and warped back. No one seemed to notice this Battleship initially as I crept up in plain sight behind the cluster of pods in plain sight.
Until it was too late.
They tried to run, but it was futile. little pods scurrying like rats. I cackled as I let loose smarbombs and watched in glee as they all popped, corpses all over the place (if they survived) some just blown and incinerated to dust. Tears of joy were already flowing as Concord arrived.
Soon after my overview lit up like a Christmas tree with kills, hatemail, hate messages, outcries in local. I can only imagine how much Isk went up in implants. Threats of wardecs, threats from CCP GMs - oh the hate could light up New York for a week. Of course afterward there was no bans, or wardecs, as they are all pussies.
I get all warm and fuzzy from that memory, and hope you do too.
hey it's not funny, my alt died that way.
uh, yes it is, its f'ing hilarious
Originally by: soldieroffortune 258
"Eve is about making yourself richer while making the other guy poorer"
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DIRTNAPZ
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Posted - 2008.10.02 09:40:00 -
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corp mate had a guy he talked to alot that was a real idiot, but happen to give us decent info from time to time, no one ever really liked him. He had just been podded and corp mate had told me the guy was an idiot and hadnt updated clone before he was comming back to the area.
boom , bada, boom, scramed, webbed, Fuct!! and then we went where he appeared after he spwaned a few jumps away... guess the rest, he left the game.. stupidity is a killer.
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Sean Faust
Gallente Point of No Return
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Posted - 2008.10.02 11:19:00 -
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I was in a belt in low sec in an interceptor when a young player (still on his trial period, i think) engaged me in a kestrel fitted with no tackle. After killing him I tackled his pod but rather than blew it up I just sat there in this low sec system with his pod pointed for almost a half hour, preventing him from being able to leave until he logged. Yes, that was an ******* thing of me to do and honestly I wouldn't do anything like that again.
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Bryg Philomena
Invicta.
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Posted - 2008.10.02 12:28:00 -
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Spent a few months in various high sec mission hubs. Spent my time talking to pilots.
Became friends with quite a few of them. Convinced them to run a mission with me, then blew up their multiple billion isk ships.
Oh, AFTER incredibly large ransoms to save said multiple billion isk ships. (Think 1-2 bil ransom, then killing a golem and making out with another 5+ bil in loot)
Originally by: CCP Wrangler Am I reading this correctly? You claim you have a bug that undresses female avatars???
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Sansha'Seventia
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Posted - 2008.10.02 23:27:00 -
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i stole 10K ore off some noobs jetcan today. it was only his second day and he didnt smack me up or anything. i waited 10 mins for him to come back with a gunboat for some payback but nada, checked local and i guess he logged off. must have taken him a good while to mine 10K in a bantam and its just a dirty cheap trick.
i tried to remember his name to give him the iskies back, it was about 100K and he prob needed the cash for something more sensible than pew pew.
I dont mind being a piwate, but picking on people who cant even shoot back feels pretty low even for a beaten-as-a-child-psychotic-no-mark-jailbird-redneck-pishant like me.
Damn i hate those carebears, they make me want to go on jerry springer and cry like a baby for my evil thief ways.
i feel sorry for the noob bears,i even shed a tear, talk about being dropped into a box of snakes in nothing but your nappy. I blame CCP. concord fail, and Tibus Heth's lack of moral leaderhip.
pretty lame compared with some tales here - must train scumbag level V.
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MrChook
Heretic Army Heretic Nation
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Posted - 2008.10.03 06:33:00 -
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Originally by: LS Sledgehammer
I don't think I've ever met a femail who says f**k so often lol Still brings a smile to my cold heart yet :)
You should get on our vent and listen to Yendaj, she's awesome.
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LS Sledgehammer
Diablo Advocatus Chain of Chaos
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Posted - 2008.10.03 09:35:00 -
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lol, I have. We used to be in the same alliance with Vitoc
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ghengis khan2
Shad0wtech
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Posted - 2008.10.04 11:27:00 -
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Edited by: ghengis khan2 on 04/10/2008 11:27:27 A long time ago in a system far away, (rens to be exact) a loverly 1 month old character started spouting out in local how good he was getting into a battleship in one month,.(this was when 100 million isk was a LOT of money)..(i presumed he was an isk buyer)..
...So being the helpfull chappy i was i promptly advised him to try and hull tank his apoc, explaining that teh shields and armour were only there to give the hull protection. so telling him what mods to fit, he happily set off to wtfpwn his level 3 mission.
local went quiet for a while (rens only used to have about 50 at the busy times). next thing i know im being called all the noobs under the sun for giving such bad advice and that i was going to be billed for his ship...then teh usual death threats etc ...
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Spectre3353
Gallente The Python Cartel
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Posted - 2008.10.04 14:29:00 -
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The other day, me and a friend flew in on a 1 day old pilot in a Bantam in lowsec trying to mine. He saw some blinky reds warp in so being smart, he warped out to a gate to go back to highsec. Before he could leave, I convo'd him and convinced him that we really just wanted to mine with him. Needless to say, as soon as he arrived back in the belt, we popped his little newbie ship. I actually felt pretty bad about it.
[04:04:47] Spectre3353 > hey man [04:04:53] Spectre3353 > i wasnt going to hurt you, just wanted to mine too [04:05:02] newbie miner > oh im new lol [04:05:05] Spectre3353 > no prob man [04:05:11] Spectre3353 > if you want to come back to 6-1, we can both mine [04:05:12] newbie miner > thanks for letting me know [04:05:18] Spectre3353 > theres plenty of asteroids :) [04:05:29] newbie miner > thanks XD |
soldieroffortune 258
Gallente Trinity Council
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Posted - 2008.10.05 03:48:00 -
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i seem to be getting mostly noob kills lately
ive gotten a cruiser, and two dessies in the last week-ish, all the players were no more than two months old
this last dessie i killed was ratting in a low sec system, and i warped in, and pop him, and his pod just sits there, for some reason i got the feeling i had just like shoved a little kid off his bike and laughed at him, and he's sitting there with watery eyes
i felt so bad about it, i actually lost 5 minutes of sleep
i let his pod go though, so then i felt a bit better
i already push the envelope not shooting flashy reds as it is, since my corp is supposed to be NRDS
Originally by: soldieroffortune 258
"Eve is about making yourself richer while making the other guy poorer"
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5yndr0m3
Caldari Ninjas N Pirates
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Posted - 2008.10.05 09:11:00 -
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Edited by: 5yndr0m3 on 05/10/2008 09:13:28 Edited by: 5yndr0m3 on 05/10/2008 09:12:52
Originally by: Sin Fae Edited by: Sin Fae on 24/09/2008 09:14:23 Edited by: Sin Fae on 24/09/2008 08:48:31
I was rolling thru a system where they were having a CCP sponsored frigate 1v1 thing or whatever so I dropped in, (cloaked) to check it out.
There were people sitting on the sidelines so to speak in their pods, (They must have been the guys that lost but wanted to watch the rest of the competition).
A couple had bounties on them - nothing big a couple with a mil or something. That kinda ticked me off as no honest pirate would engage in such activities so----
Bookmarking this spot I fitted a bunch of somartbombs and warped back. No one seemed to notice this Battleship initially as I crept up in plain sight behind the cluster of pods in plain sight.
Until it was too late.
They tried to run, but it was futile. little pods scurrying like rats. I cackled as I let loose smarbombs and watched in glee as they all popped, corpses all over the place (if they survived) some just blown and incinerated to dust. Tears of joy were already flowing as Concord arrived.
Soon after my overview lit up like a Christmas tree with kills, hatemail, hate messages, outcries in local. I can only imagine how much Isk went up in implants. Threats of wardecs, threats from CCP GMs - oh the hate could light up New York for a week. Of course afterward there was no bans, or wardecs, as they are all pussies.
I get all warm and fuzzy from that memory, and hope you do too.
I havent laughed that hard in a long time. Thank you for your great story.
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JordanParey
Minmatar Suddenly Ninjas
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Posted - 2008.10.05 10:03:00 -
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Originally by: Sin Fae Edited by: Sin Fae on 24/09/2008 09:14:23 Edited by: Sin Fae on 24/09/2008 08:48:31
I was rolling thru a system where they were having a CCP sponsored frigate 1v1 thing or whatever so I dropped in, (cloaked) to check it out.
There were people sitting on the sidelines so to speak in their pods, (They must have been the guys that lost but wanted to watch the rest of the competition).
A couple had bounties on them - nothing big a couple with a mil or something. That kinda ticked me off as no honest pirate would engage in such activities so----
Bookmarking this spot I fitted a bunch of somartbombs and warped back. No one seemed to notice this Battleship initially as I crept up in plain sight behind the cluster of pods in plain sight.
Until it was too late.
They tried to run, but it was futile. little pods scurrying like rats. I cackled as I let loose smarbombs and watched in glee as they all popped, corpses all over the place (if they survived) some just blown and incinerated to dust. Tears of joy were already flowing as Concord arrived.
Soon after my overview lit up like a Christmas tree with kills, hatemail, hate messages, outcries in local. I can only imagine how much Isk went up in implants. Threats of wardecs, threats from CCP GMs - oh the hate could light up New York for a week. Of course afterward there was no bans, or wardecs, as they are all pussies.
I get all warm and fuzzy from that memory, and hope you do too.
I lol'ed so hard after I read this I thought I would crack a rib. on
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Admiral Zulema
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Posted - 2008.10.06 08:49:00 -
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Originally by: Yesh This fella kept trying to convo me so in the end I accepted convo
Yesh Session started: 2008.09.04 22:01:10 ---------------------------------------------------------------
[ 2008.09.04 22:01:15 ] Yesh > hai [ 2008.09.04 22:01:21 ] xxxx > how did you get bounty? [ 2008.09.04 22:01:26 ] xxxx > i'm kinda still new [ 2008.09.04 22:01:47 ] Yesh > in all honesty i dont know. it doesnt tell you who placed bounty on you [ 2008.09.04 22:02:04 ] Yesh > i must have upset someone tho cos 25mil of my bounty came in one go [ 2008.09.04 22:02:17 ] xxxx > i'm anyway i could perswaid you to let me kill you then we split the bounty? [ 2008.09.04 22:02:24 ] Yesh > sure [ 2008.09.04 22:02:27 ] Yesh > well [ 2008.09.04 22:02:31 ] Yesh > how much? [ 2008.09.04 22:02:36 ] Yesh > split? [ 2008.09.04 22:02:42 ] xxxx > hold on [ 2008.09.04 22:02:55 ] xxxx > 29mil right? [ 2008.09.04 22:03:04 ] Yesh > how much each tho? [ 2008.09.04 22:03:28 ] xxxx > i take 10mil you can have rest? [ 2008.09.04 22:03:34 ] Yesh > sounds good [ 2008.09.04 22:03:53 ] xxxx > sweet it will help me get my drake [ 2008.09.04 22:04:17 ] xxxx > so how you want to do this? in a normal fight you would win [ 2008.09.04 22:04:34 ] Yesh > just undock [ 2008.09.04 22:05:22 ] Yesh > or i get in noobship and we go to ss [ 2008.09.04 22:05:47 ] xxxx > whichever [ 2008.09.04 22:05:59 ] xxxx > i dident think you would want to kill your good ship
Moved to fleet....
Yesh Session started: 2008.09.04 22:06:05 ---------------------------------------------------------------
[ 2008.09.04 22:06:20 ] Yesh > well no i dont want to loose my ship lol [ 2008.09.04 22:06:36 ] xxxx > so you changing ships? [ 2008.09.04 22:06:53 ] Yesh > just docked up and leaving in pod [ 2008.09.04 22:07:05 ] Yesh > then we go to ss [ 2008.09.04 22:07:16 ] xxxx > k [ 2008.09.04 22:07:34 ] Yesh > how i know you going to give me isk tho? [ 2008.09.04 22:08:17 ] xxxx > i will dude 10mil isk is real good for me [ 2008.09.04 22:08:22 ] Yesh > kk [ 2008.09.04 22:08:52 ] Yesh > ok at ss now. warp when rdy [ 2008.09.04 22:09:17 ] xxxx > whats ss stand for by the way? [ 2008.09.04 22:09:38 ] Yesh > safe spot [ 2008.09.04 22:09:57 ] Yesh > right click me and warp to me. ss means no one else can warp to us [ 2008.09.04 22:10:00 ] xxxx > i'v been trying to warp to you i keep hiting dead space [ 2008.09.04 22:10:10 ] xxxx > ok [ 2008.09.04 22:10:15 ] xxxx > ready? *He warps at zero* [ 2008.09.04 22:10:24 ] Yesh > well yeah but i lied [ 2008.09.04 22:10:36 ] Yesh > im lied so i can kill you *Ship dies then pod dies* [ 2008.09.04 22:11:18 ] Yesh > lesson one. trust nobody
I felt pretty rotten about that cos the guy was so trusting. However what goes around comes around cos I got podded for the first time ever in low sec at the weekend grmbl lag grmbl
You should have ask him to send you the 19 million up front or some amount so that you could trust him and then ship kill---pod
lol
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Chrome Hoof
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Posted - 2008.10.06 12:13:00 -
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There was a war and I was in it. Nearly over too, but a few hours. My fleet was was about to go away and I noticed there were several moons in system. I put in local - "Bye bye POS, booooommmmm"
Some guy goes, "Wow, I gotta see this!"
My reply was "Tickets sir, are 5 mil each."
There were a few requests after the intial ask, too. I said that they can even shoot it too. After the money was sent by about 5 people (Most of them were 4 months old) I fleeted them up and said warp to me. My place was at the sun. Left a jet can labelled "POS" and blew it up in front of them.
The end.
This is an alt. No-one likes me.
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Pretty kitty
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Posted - 2008.10.07 09:15:00 -
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Edited by: Pretty kitty on 07/10/2008 09:14:58 one of my other characters took a destroyer out in a certain high security system with a remote rep fitted and began requesting people on local for a remote repair gang (think congo line) several people joined in mostly noobies until i had a chain of 6 people behind me.. I then activated a laser on the guy in line behind me and got us all dokened. The tears on local where beautiful
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soldieroffortune 258
Gallente Trinity Council
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Posted - 2008.10.08 16:28:00 -
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Originally by: Sean Faust I was in a belt in low sec in an interceptor when a young player (still on his trial period, i think) engaged me in a kestrel fitted with no tackle. After killing him I tackled his pod but rather than blew it up I just sat there in this low sec system with his pod pointed for almost a half hour, preventing him from being able to leave until he logged. Yes, that was an ******* thing of me to do and honestly I wouldn't do anything like that again.
gotta give him props for him attacking YOU though, and on a trial?!
lol i hope you recruited that guy
on my trial, i was scared to go to .6 or .5 because i figured .5 and or .6 space would be kinda like the ghetto, concord may or may not come, and that the guys there would be able to kill concord easily
Originally by: soldieroffortune 258
"Eve is about making yourself richer while making the other guy poorer"
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Rhilkal
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Posted - 2008.10.08 17:43:00 -
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killed a guy and podded him after a convo i found out he was given the account an 03 toon but the guy had only been playing for 2 weeks so i took full advantage of this
first i talked him into giving me a 130mil bounty then after more talking i said i felt bad and could get him a carrier for a low price i asked him how much he had he said 630mil so i could get him a thanatos for 700mill a few days later i recive a mail saying he has the isk and for me to setup a contract.
the contract is made and i explain that a warning will come up saying the contract could contain nothing but its the only way to contract carriers sure enough he accepts it then says its not in his hanger i said it was lagged and might take a min then i log off my alt
1 weeks later i recive a convo to my main from his CEO of his new corp i expects them to send threats of death and the useual but he asked me if i had scammed him i said yes i was then expecting to be attacked but they did nothing was hoping for nice blob to come for me but oh well
posting with alt
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Ren Surkova
Arcana Imperii Ltd.
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Posted - 2008.10.08 19:08:00 -
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back in 03 I created lag
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Sadaris
Gallente Ascendant Strategies Inc.
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Posted - 2008.10.08 20:44:00 -
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This was back in the summer i was running protection for my carebear corp miners in my old corp in my sniping ferox i forget how far out i was anyways i locked anything that warped in this 1 day old char came in a ibis I had him locked he looted a wreck. POP down he went this happend about 3-4 times. Then he must of spent all his isk on a commy came back out to the belt to get his stuff Still flashing red mind you I couldent help myself. Then the next day i was screwing around in high sec ratting for shits and giggles( O i know i was bored In my semi pvp merlin and low and behold there was the noob going around in a ibis loot wrecks flashy red to me again. Or maybe baiting that badger and gettig his ceo to come 10 jumps to try and save him but didnt make it in time made a nice 5 mil for that.
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John Yancy
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Posted - 2008.10.09 06:24:00 -
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I just ganked a helpful mission runner in my dominix. I cried in local cause my drones weren't doing squat against the mordus opposition and got an offer from a noob in a megathron to help me.
It occurred to me about halfway through that this guy was pretty clueless, so I could probably get kill rights on him, and then either ransom or kill his lofit ship (3x small rails ftl, eh?)
So we completed the mission togehter, throughout I was saying that I would help him with his mission when we were done. But at the end, I said that we should loot the room before we left, and I left fleet to expedite the red flashiness of his ship. He turned red flashy, and I targeted him and scrammed him.
As I approached with drones locked and loaded, all the carebear tears he felt fit to release were: Don't blow up my ship man I was only trying to help
I did it anyway, urged on by a friend to go for the killmail, rather than the ransom. Now I feel like crap, and am using C & P as my impromptu confessional.
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Lana Torrin
Minmatar Republic Military School
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Posted - 2008.10.09 06:58:00 -
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I spent 2 days last week camped outside a noob station in a stealth bomber can baiting. The can was 20km away from the station and labeled 'The Lesson'. It had a skillbook for a cruiser in it.
I had a handful of noobs ignore the wrecks around the can, fly in and take the skillbook. I would then decloak from 100km away (on the other side of the station) and lock using a passive targeter. When they went pop I would convo them and say "The Lesson: There really is a big nasty monster hidden behind every station just waiting to kill you."
Surprisingly I didn't get that many tears.
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Flash Bombardo
Minmatar
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Posted - 2008.10.09 10:11:00 -
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Originally by: Pretty kitty Edited by: Pretty kitty on 07/10/2008 09:14:58 one of my other characters took a destroyer out in a certain high security system with a remote rep fitted and began requesting people on local for a remote repair gang (think congo line) several people joined in mostly noobies until i had a chain of 6 people behind me.. I then activated a laser on the guy in line behind me and got us all dokened. The tears on local where beautiful
That, Sir, is genius of the evil variety and very, very funny !
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Tal Nok
Amarr Digital assassins G00DFELLAS
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Posted - 2008.10.09 15:01:00 -
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Originally by: NoMoreLies 1) Had a guy in our corp for about a week or 2 that got on everyone's nerves. So one night I asked him if I could test my new ishtar on him. I fleeted him, warped him to a safe, and let loose. Got the ship, the pod, then gave him the boot. Got some good hate mail for a couple days after that one.
Heh, we used to do this in DL all the time, we called it the "Malcolm" treatment after the first person we did it to. I seriously wonder what happened to that guy.
Originally by: CCP Mitnal Forum gods ANGRY.
Need sacrifice.
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William DeMeo
Gallente Genos Occidere Heretic Nation
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Posted - 2008.10.09 15:34:00 -
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Edited by: William DeMeo on 09/10/2008 15:34:55 You remember I told you about my cousin when I was fifteen? Well, a year after that I killed this kid Louis, I bashed his head in with my louisville slugger hehehehehehehhee. I got away with it hehehe, but I wanna apoligise to Louis. I'm sorry Louis hehehehe.. Yarr |
AdzyM
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Posted - 2008.10.10 06:24:00 -
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Well mine would have to be killing a guy in his Hulk travelling in 0.0 after he begged me to spare him. Then after his ship pops, when he asks to be podded back home I sit there having him dual webbed and scrambled for around 20 minutes while he trys to slowboat back to the gate at around 3m/s. It was funny
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Lana Torrin
Minmatar Republic Military School
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Posted - 2008.10.10 06:28:00 -
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Originally by: AdzyM Well mine would have to be killing a guy in his Hulk travelling in 0.0 after he begged me to spare him. Then after his ship pops, when he asks to be podded back home I sit there having him dual webbed and scrambled for around 20 minutes while he trys to slowboat back to the gate at around 3m/s. It was funny
I'd have charged him to pop him...
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Ashley Sky
The Scope
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Posted - 2008.10.10 18:06:00 -
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This thread wins.
I wish I could say the most evil thing I've done, but it's against EULA now. Feel free to ask me personally though, I love telling good stories.
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Ibuy Usell
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Posted - 2008.10.10 20:21:00 -
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Alrighty, so there was this lone Omen mining into a can. Yippee.
I take all his ore and put it in my can. Fun stuff. But then he decides to take his ore BACK. That's not nice.
So after some pewpew, he's at 50% armor. I convo him, tell him that if he ejects, he can keep his ore, otherwise he loses it all. I get a nice f*ck you back.
Oh well. Continue blowing up the ship.
At 90% structure, the guy ejects and warps off.
Woo, Omen!
I ejected from my punisher, brought the Omen back to station and went back to my ship. As it turns out, the guy was back in a coercer.
He opens fire on me. Oh noes. And down went his destroyer.
I convo him and tell him his ore is his to keep, but now he doesn't want it; He's too mad.
All of this was done in 15 minutes and my first 3 weeks into the game. I was ecstatic, by the end of the encounter I was up destroyer loot(all of it civilian), a full cruiser(minus some damages), and about 40k in ore.
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