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Hotaru Stargazer	Posted - 2008.09.19 03:43:00 - [1] Linkage provided by a man playing as a female alt in a internet spaceships mmo inc. Take that dietrich! :P And before you ask, no I don't think it will destroy the world.
Daelorn Perkone	Posted - 2008.09.19 03:46:00 - [2] Sounds like its still going to be operating on schedule?
Buff Plankchest Minmatar	Posted - 2008.09.19 04:44:00 - [3] Goddunit!
Kazuma Saruwatari Caldari	Posted - 2008.09.19 09:40:00 - [4] conspiracy nuts and "pro"-earth dissidents going to town with this info in 3... 2... 1... -
Terail Zoqial Caldari	Posted - 2008.09.19 11:26:00 - [5] Faulty transformer eh?, sounds like they need the allspark If I had 1 isk for every ******ed comment, I'd have a titan by now.
Kazuma Saruwatari Caldari	Posted - 2008.09.19 12:11:00 - [6] Originally by: Terail Zoqial Faulty transformer eh?, sounds like they need the allspark I wasnt expecting this -
Mary Me'Belle	Posted - 2008.09.19 13:12:00 - [7] Quote: After it was started up Sept. 10, scientists circled a beam of protons in a clockwise direction at the speed of light. wow! they broke relativity!
Micheal Dietrich Caldari Terradyne Networks	Posted - 2008.09.19 16:44:00 - [8] Took me a second to figure out what the hell the OP was talking about. 1. It's early in the morning (not really but I was up late) 2. I haven't seen avatars for like a week.
Niccolado Starwalker Shadow Templars	Posted - 2008.09.19 20:14:00 - [9] Originally by: Hotaru Stargazer Linkage provided by a man playing as a female alt in a internet spaceships mmo inc. Take that dietrich! :P And before you ask, no I don't think it will destroy the world. Great! One less thing to worry about! Now we need to set a stopper for.. Pollution Stray astroids overpopulation/famine Global warming etc. Originally by: Dianabolic Your tears are absolutely divine, like a fine fine wine, rolling down your cheeks until they flow down the river of LOL
CynoAlt1 Lyrus Associates The Star Fraction	Posted - 2008.09.19 20:28:00 - [10] Originally by: Niccolado Starwalker Originally by: Hotaru Stargazer Linkage provided by a man playing as a female alt in a internet spaceships mmo inc. Take that dietrich! :P And before you ask, no I don't think it will destroy the world. Great! One less thing to worry about! Now we need to set a stopper for.. Pollution Stray astroids overpopulation/famine Global warming etc. Pollution: give everyone gas masks Stray asteroids: feed everyone a plate of bakes beans and tell them to aim upwards Overpopulation: nuke every country that is poorer than yours Global warming: build an enormous fridge
Niccolado Starwalker Shadow Templars	Posted - 2008.09.19 20:45:00 - [11] Originally by: CynoAlt1 Originally by: Niccolado Starwalker Originally by: Hotaru Stargazer Linkage provided by a man playing as a female alt in a internet spaceships mmo inc. Take that dietrich! :P And before you ask, no I don't think it will destroy the world. Great! One less thing to worry about! Now we need to set a stopper for.. Pollution Stray astroids overpopulation/famine Global warming etc. Pollution: give everyone gas masks Stray asteroids: feed everyone a plate of bakes beans and tell them to aim upwards Overpopulation: nuke every country that is poorer than yours Global warming: build an enormous fridge The sad thing is your solutions are just as good as the ones the politicans are presenting.. Originally by: Dianabolic Your tears are absolutely divine, like a fine fine wine, rolling down your cheeks until they flow down the river of LOL
Somealt Ofmine	Posted - 2008.09.19 21:32:00 - [12] This is all a cover-up. It didn't malfunction. They turned it on and everyone there got a hard on. They have shut it down pending the filing of appropriate patent applications.
goodby4u Valor Inc.	Posted - 2008.09.19 21:36:00 - [13] What what what??? Its cooled to 2 kelvin? How the hell do they do that?
F'nog Amarr Celestial Horizon Corp. Celestial Industrial Alliance	Posted - 2008.09.20 06:46:00 - [14] Originally by: goodby4u What what what??? Its cooled to 2 kelvin? How the hell do they do that? Liquid Helium, maybe? Originally by: Kazuma Saruwatari F'nog for Amarr Emperor. Nuff said Originally by: Chribba Go F'nog! You're a hero! Not a Zero! /me bows
Vabjekf	Posted - 2008.09.20 07:38:00 - [15] Again, all falls into place with my theory that this thing will NEVER WORK. The higgs boson will continue disrupting efforts to create a higgs boson, from the future. We will be ever perpetually locked in a state of "its going to start soon, it could kill us all!" for the rest of eternity.
Chainsaw Plankton IDLE GUNS IDLE EMPIRE	Posted - 2008.09.20 07:58:00 - [16] Originally by: F'nog Originally by: goodby4u What what what??? Its cooled to 2 kelvin? How the hell do they do that? Liquid Helium, maybe? strong magnetic fields and lasers although how much are they cooling that much
Plim Gallente Oursulaert Technology Institute	Posted - 2008.09.21 01:36:00 - [17] Originally by: Mary Me'Belle Quote: After it was started up Sept. 10, scientists circled a beam of protons in a clockwise direction at the speed of light. wow! they broke relativity! No wonder the bloody thing overheated, it wasn't calibrated to deal with infinite mass. Rudolf: "I was sworn to absolute secrecy by Santa Claus."
Ji Sama Caldari Department of Defence	Posted - 2008.09.21 10:58:00 - [18] Edited by: Ji Sama on 21/09/2008 11:00:40 Originally by: Vabjekf Again, all falls into place with my theory that this thing will NEVER WORK. The higgs boson will continue disrupting efforts to create a higgs boson, from the future. We will be ever perpetually locked in a state of "its going to start soon, it could kill us all!" for the rest of eternity. there is no higgs boson you twit... to the rest of you; stfu the lhc works fine! "the majority of men has been dealt cards to a game they do not know how to play"
Ji Sama Caldari Department of Defence	Posted - 2008.09.21 11:00:00 - [19] Originally by: Plim Originally by: Mary Me'Belle Quote: After it was started up Sept. 10, scientists circled a beam of protons in a clockwise direction at the speed of light. wow! they broke relativity! No wonder the bloody thing overheated, it wasn't calibrated to deal with infinite mass. that should read NEAR speed of light. blame the scientist for the ignorance of the reporter. besides we can break the speed of light; its called overlightspeed! and that doesnt break relativity special/normal since that refers to the speed of light in VACUUM. "the majority of men has been dealt cards to a game they do not know how to play"
Ogul Caldari ZiTek Deepspace Explorations United Front Alliance	Posted - 2008.09.22 11:38:00 - [20] Originally by: Ji Sama that should read NEAR speed of light. blame the scientist for the ignorance of the reporter. besides we can break the speed of light; its called overlightspeed! and that doesnt break relativity special/normal since that refers to the speed of light in VACUUM. The rounding is quite correct. (There is a reason scientists normally use kinetic energy as a parameter and not velocity.) --- Don't put your trust in revolutions. They always come around again. That's why they're called revolutions. People die, and nothing changes.
CynoAlt1 Lyrus Associates The Star Fraction	Posted - 2008.09.22 13:12:00 - [21] Originally by: Ji Sama Originally by: Plim Originally by: Mary Me'Belle Quote: After it was started up Sept. 10, scientists circled a beam of protons in a clockwise direction at the speed of light. wow! they broke relativity! No wonder the bloody thing overheated, it wasn't calibrated to deal with infinite mass. that should read NEAR speed of light. blame the scientist for the ignorance of the reporter. besides we can break the speed of light; its called overlightspeed! and that doesnt break relativity special/normal since that refers to the speed of light in VACUUM. If something was travelling over the speed of light, it would have imaginary mass. You would be dividing the rest mass by the square root of a negative number. I'm pretty sure imaginary mass remains undefined.
Zaphod Jones Minmatar Heretic Militia	Posted - 2008.09.22 17:52:00 - [22] Edited by: Zaphod Jones on 22/09/2008 17:52:41 Alternatively... After the announcement that the LHC was being switched on and ready to start testing the world starts doing a "Chicken Little". What better way to be able to carry on, on the original schedule than by saying "oh, we have a minor technical hitch and can't start yet". They're in there at the moment, they've switched it on and they're doing their funky stuff, I tell ya !
Ji Sama Caldari Department of Defence	Posted - 2008.09.22 20:00:00 - [23] Originally by: CynoAlt1 Originally by: Ji Sama Originally by: Plim Originally by: Mary Me'Belle Quote: After it was started up Sept. 10, scientists circled a beam of protons in a clockwise direction at the speed of light. wow! they broke relativity! No wonder the bloody thing overheated, it wasn't calibrated to deal with infinite mass. that should read NEAR speed of light. blame the scientist for the ignorance of the reporter. besides we can break the speed of light; its called overlightspeed! and that doesnt break relativity special/normal since that refers to the speed of light in VACUUM. If something was travelling over the speed of light, it would have imaginary mass. You would be dividing the rest mass by the square root of a negative number. I'm pretty sure imaginary mass remains undefined. i am not here to educate the ignorants. read this http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Speed_of_light Quote: In 2002, at the UniversitT de Moncton, physicist Alain HachT made history by sending pulses at a group velocity of three times light speed "the majority of men has been dealt cards to a game they do not know how to play"
Dantes Revenge Caldari	Posted - 2008.09.22 20:03:00 - [24] Originally by: Vabjekf Again, all falls into place with my theory that this thing will NEVER WORK. The higgs boson will continue disrupting efforts to create a higgs boson, from the future. We will be ever perpetually locked in a state of "its going to start soon, it could kill us all!" for the rest of eternity. Groundhog day! -- There's a simple difference between kinky and perverted. Kinky is using a feather to get her in the mood. Perverted is using the whole chicken.
Taedrin Gallente 24th Imperial Crusade	Posted - 2008.09.22 20:20:00 - [25] IMPORTANT NOTICE: The International Earth-Destruction Advisory Board has changed their Earth Destruction Status from "Green", to "Red". More important information is available at this website.
Atomos Darksun Infortunatus Eventus Obsidian Empire	Posted - 2008.09.23 03:48:00 - [26] LHC has already created a blackhole and we've been sucked inside of it, c/d? Originally by: Amoxin My vent is talking to me in a devil voice... Atomos' Guide to Forum Flaming
vanBuskirk Caldari	Posted - 2008.09.25 12:32:00 - [27] Oh well; it was never going to destroy anything anyway, but listening to the conspiracy theories is fun. ---------------------------------------------- "Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent."
Fink Angel Caldari The Merry Men	Posted - 2008.09.25 13:08:00 - [28] We should be thankful the Large Hadron Collider has now been functioning fine for 6 months, without a single problem. I didn't believe for a second that it would break the space time continuum.
Shade Widow Gallente Thundercats RAZOR Alliance	Posted - 2008.09.25 13:30:00 - [29] Originally by: Fink Angel We should be thankful the Large Hadron Collider has now been functioning fine for 6 months, without a single problem. I didn't believe for a second that it would break the space time continuum. It has still yet to do a full optimal run of the machine. The first time it started up it ran a few low test runs and then just idled. To be honest, all of these delays are probably making the millions of people that sponsored this machine through taxes a bit irate to not see results yet. --- Isk inflation costs muffin enthusiasts thousands of unreal experiences involving older than usual men.
Fink Angel Caldari The Merry Men	Posted - 2008.09.25 13:32:00 - [30] Originally by: Shade Widow Originally by: Fink Angel We should be thankful the Large Hadron Collider has now been functioning fine for 6 months, without a single problem. I didn't believe for a second that it would break the space time continuum. It has still yet to do a full optimal run of the machine. The first time it started up it ran a few low test runs and then just idled. To be honest, all of these delays are probably making the millions of people that sponsored this machine through taxes a bit irate to not see results yet. Think a little more about what I posted.

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