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Tiresias Bishop
Semper Invicta.
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Posted - 2011.09.13 18:25:00 -
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I've found a few good things in the past - the funniest has to be a sign in a mission site that reads: "WARNING: Watch out for the sign". I do have a screenshot on my last computer but I'd have to dig it out.
Also anyone ever has that amarr lowsec level 1 mission that has you finding dolls for an agent? It's a 4 or 5 part mission and he slowly goes more and more insane throughout the thing, eventually ordering you to kill his childhood friend who is putting dolls everywhere. The whole episode was hilarious. |
Tiresias Bishop
Semper Invicta.
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Posted - 2011.09.14 00:54:00 -
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Ah thats another glaringly obvious one - look at a Stabber head on and tell me thats not meant to look like a cat :D
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Byrinkaikin
Immortalis Mortis Angelus
Mayhem.
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Posted - 2011.09.17 02:46:00 -
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Tiresias Bishop wrote:I've found a few good things in the past - the funniest has to be a sign in a mission site that reads: "WARNING: Watch out for the sign". I do have a screenshot on my last computer but I'd have to dig it out.
Also anyone ever has that amarr lowsec level 1 mission that has you finding dolls for an agent? It's a 4 or 5 part mission and he slowly goes more and more insane throughout the thing, eventually ordering you to kill his childhood friend who is putting dolls everywhere. The whole episode was hilarious.
I actually had the doll mission in high-sec, but, yeah it's pretty nutty.
Another one is when you join a fleet, and then try to jump, it gives you a message "Never thought smacktalk with the fleet would hold me up for X seconds." |
Zenith Intaki
Zenith Intaki Tech
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Posted - 2011.09.17 10:13:00 -
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Captains Quaters. So funny that I am crying.
Have sex, it's fun! |
gamr78
MINERS REBELION
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Posted - 2011.09.18 04:40:00 -
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The old magic crystal ball.... eve wiki dont have it anymore.. so an external link is needed,
Magic Crystal Ball |
The Offerer
Republic University
Minmatar Republic
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Posted - 2011.09.18 06:13:00 -
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Take a look at the number of kills in EC-P8R system (http://evemaps.dotlan.net/map/Pure_Blind/EC-P8R#kills24) and then read the description of EC-P8R system in-game. |
MisterNick
The Sagan Clan
Pax Romana Alliance
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Posted - 2011.09.19 02:45:00 -
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gamr78 wrote:The old magic crystal ball.... eve wiki dont have it anymore.. so an external link is needed, Magic Crystal Ball
 That one was awesome, i'd not seen that.
"Fools! I'll show them all!"
What do you mean that one's already taken? |
Garr Earthbender
Quantum Cats Syndicate
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Posted - 2011.09.20 02:45:00 -
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There's a lvl 4 Faction Warfare mission called Roidiest Rage.  Awesome. |
Atridies
Point of No Return
Waterboard
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Posted - 2011.09.20 12:42:00 -
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The Cynabal, head on, looks suspiciously like a man wearing headphones  |
Valice Entari
Alkaline Arthropods
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Posted - 2011.09.20 19:35:00 -
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If you're on autopilot and you try to manually jump through a gate when the autopilot is jumping you'll get the message:
"Automatic override. Manual control overridden by autopilot. Please wait for operation to complete. You can override the automatic autopilot override in 28 seconds. Then you can make it wait" |
malfoy
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
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Posted - 2011.09.21 18:04:00 -
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Lady Zarrina wrote:I always get a chuckle out of the description for the Elite hull tanking cert.
i always think you lot are funny. funny beyond beleif. anyway lets move on. whos next! :) |
malfoy
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
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Posted - 2011.09.21 18:12:00 -
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i'll choose then. since noone is forthcomming. |
Myvek
Antares Fleet Yards
Molotov Coalition
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Posted - 2011.09.22 00:11:00 -
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I just looked at the info on a Customs installation.
Quote:Orbital Customs Offices are the primary points of contact between planetary and interplanetary economies. These facilities, resembling massive hangars in space, provide high-volume, high-frequency cargo transport services between a planet's surface and orbit.
Excerpt from the Amarr Prime Customs Agency regulations, section 17, subsection 4, paragraph 8:
The following items may only be imported or exported with the express prior approval of the Imperial Underscrivener for Commercial Affairs:
Narcotic substances; handheld firearms; slaver hounds (except as personal property); Mindflood; live insects; ungulates; Class 1 refrigerants and aerosols; forced laborers/personal slaves (or other sapient livestock); animal germ-plasm; biomass of human origin; xenobiotics; walnuts.
No ungulates or walnuts allowed? |
ShipSpinner
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
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Posted - 2011.09.22 15:32:00 -
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I believe this comes from the best mission arc I ever saw. It was a five-part L1 mission where you had to retrieve a doll in the first four by doing everything, including mining. The agent's message in the final part is "Bring me his meat suit, I want to wear it." |
Homo Erectus
Evolution
The Initiative.
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Posted - 2011.09.22 17:48:00 -
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stacking is bad
icengrish for blueprints |
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