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General Sadistis
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Posted - 2008.10.01 02:17:00 -
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 Originally by: Last Wolf
What do you call a midget who is the subject of millions of bad jokes?
Chuck Norris
HAHA CHUCK NORRIS CLASSIC... seriously im suprized it took this long to get a chuck norris joke in here
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CCP Mitnal
C C P
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Posted - 2008.10.01 02:18:00 -
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Q. What's orange and sounds like a carrot?
Q. A parrot.
Q. Did you hear about the prawn that went to a disco?
A. It pulled a muscle.
tyvm I'm here all week.
Mitnal
Community Representative
CCP Games, EVE Online
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General Sadistis
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Posted - 2008.10.01 02:22:00 -
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Originally by: CCP Mitnal
Q. What's orange and sounds like a carrot?
Q. A parrot.
Q. Did you hear about the prawn that went to a disco?
A. It pulled a muscle.
tyvm I'm here all week.
... ROFLMFAO ON THE SECOND ONE... the first one was slightly weak nice imput tho mitnal
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General Sadistis
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Posted - 2008.10.01 02:24:00 -
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Ways To Annoy Bathroom Friends
1.Stick your palm open under the stall wall and ask your neighbor, ''May I borrow a highlighter?''
2. ''Uh-oh, I knew I shouldn't put my lips on that.''
3. Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise.
4. ''Hmmm, I've never seen that color before.''
5. ''Damn, this water is cold.''
6. Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop a cantaloupe into the toilet bowl from a high place and sigh relaxingly.
7. ''Now how did that get there?''
8. ''Hummus. Reminds me of hummus.''
9. Fill up a large flask with Mountian Dew. Squirt it erratically under the stall walls of your neighbors while yelling,''Whoa! Easy boy!!''
10. '' Interesting....more sinkers than floaters''
11. Using a small squeeze tube, spread peaunt butter on a wad of toliet paper and drop under the stall wall of your neighbor. Then say,''Whoops, could you kick that back over here, please?"
12. ''C'mon Mr. Happy! Don't fall asleep on me!!"
13. ''Boy, that sure looks like a maggot''
14. ''Damn, I knew that drain hole was a little too small. Now what am I gonna do?''
15. Play a well-known drum cadence over and over again on your butt cheeks.
16. Before you unroll toliet paper, conspicusly lay down your ''Cross-Dressers Anonymous'' newsletter on the floor visiable to the adjacent stall.
17. Lower a small mirror underneath the stall wall and adjust it so you can see your neighbor and say, ''Peek-a-boo!''
18. Drop a D-cup bra on the floor under the stall wall and sing ''Born Free.''
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Etumretniw
Minmatar
Sebiestor tribe
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Posted - 2008.10.01 06:41:00 -
[35]
Edited by: Etumretniw on 01/10/2008 06:41:10
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Jaffacake Box
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Posted - 2008.10.01 07:30:00 -
[36]
Guy, "what do you want for christmas this year darling?"
Girl "a divorce"
Guy "whoooo I didnt want to spend that much"
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Prof Patpending
Bodgit and Scarper Industrial
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Posted - 2008.10.01 07:42:00 -
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Three fellowes wenten into a pubbe,
And gleefullye their handes did rubbe,
In expectatione of revelrie,
For 'twas the houre known as happye.
Greate botelles of wine did they quaffe,
And hadde a reallye good laffe.
'Til drunkennesse held full dominione,
For 'twas two for the price of one.
Yet after wine and meade and sac,
Man must have a massive snack,
Great pasties from Cornwalle!
Scottishe eggs round like a balle!
Great hammes, quaile, ducke and geese!
They suck'd the bones and drank the grease!
(One fellowe stood all pale and wan,
For he was vegetarianne)
Yet man knoweth that gluttonie,
Stoketh the fyre of lecherie,
Upon three young wenches round and slye,
The fellowes cast a wanton eye.
One did approach, with drunkene winke:
"'Ello darlin', you fancy a drink?",
Soon they caught them on their knee,
'Twas like some grotesque puppettrie!
Such was the lewdness and debaucherie -
'Twas like a sketch by **** Emery!
(Except that **** Emery is not yet borne -
So such comparisonne may not be drawn).
But then the fellowes began to pale,
For quail are not the friende of ale!
And in their bellyes much confusione!
From their throats vile extrusione!
Stinking foule corruptionne!
Came spewinge forth from droolinge lippes,
The fetide stenche did fille the pubbe,
'Twas the very arse of Beelzebubbe!
Thrown they were, from the Horne And Trumpette,
In the street, no coyne, no strumpet.
Homeward bounde, must quicklie go,
To that ende - a donkey stole!
Their handes all with vomit greased,
(The donkey was not pleased,
And threw them into a ditche of shite!)
They all agreed: "What a brillant night!"
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Slade Trillgon
Siorai Iontach
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Posted - 2008.10.01 10:52:00 -
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What do you call a cow in an earthquake?
A milkshake 
What do you call a cow on the ground?
Groundbeef
Slade
Originally by: Crumplecorn
NerfBat is now known as the WaveMachine.
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Dantes Revenge
Caldari
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Posted - 2008.10.01 14:52:00 -
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A boy runs into his parents bedroom on the morning of his birthday, looking for his present.
His father says, "I have been working all week son so I couldn't get your present. I will let you have anything you want.
The boy looks really excited, looks at his wrist and shouts "I wanna watch."
So they let him.
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There's a simple difference between kinky and perverted. Kinky is using a feather to get her in the mood. Perverted is using the whole chicken. |
WishBlade
Caldari
League of Disgruntled Fast Food Employees
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Posted - 2008.10.01 16:50:00 -
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A blonde is on the millionaire show.
Question #1: How many years did the "hundred year war" last?
a) 116
b) 99
c) 100
d) 120
The blonde dowsn't know, and calls a friend
Question #2: From which country originates the Panama Hat
a) Brazil
b) Panama
c) Equador
d) Costa Rica
The blonde asks the crowd
Question #3: In which month did the october Revolution happen?
a) September
b) October
c) November
d) December
The blonde goes with September
Now, if you're laughing at the blonde, check your answers:
The Hundred Year War lasted for 116 years
The Panama Hat originates from Equador
The October Revolution was in November
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117654
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Posted - 2008.10.01 20:55:00 -
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This one is worth reading
Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson were going camping. They pitched their tent under the stars and went to sleep. Sometime in the middle of the night Holmes woke Watson up and said: "Watson, look up at the stars and tell me, what do you see?"
Watson replied: "I see millions and millions of stars."
Holmes said: "And what do you deduce from that?"
Watson replied: "Well, if there are millions of stars, and if even a few of those have planets, it's quite likely there are some planets like earth out there. And if there are a few planets like earth out there, there might also be life."
And Holmes said: "Watson, you idiot, it means that somebody stole our tent."
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117654
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Posted - 2008.10.01 20:59:00 -
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Another one that made me lol
A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "That driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."
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Bambi
Existentialist Collective
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Posted - 2008.10.01 21:42:00 -
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What do you get if you cross a motorway with a wheelbarrow?
Run over.
EVE is dead, long live EVE!
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Bambi
Existentialist Collective
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Posted - 2008.10.01 21:54:00 -
[44]
Originally by: Na'Thuul
What do you call a fly with no wings?
A Walk
What do you call a fly with no wings and no legs?
a currant
EVE is dead, long live EVE!
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harry kendo
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Posted - 2008.10.01 22:25:00 -
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Whats the most useless thing to say in an emergency...........
Lets ask the United Nations.
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Jago Kain
Amarr
Pan Galactic Traders
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Posted - 2008.10.02 00:14:00 -
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How many CCP devs does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. The existing lightbulb is fine and the logs show no problems.
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SniperWo1f
Omega Enterprises
0mega Factor
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Posted - 2008.10.02 00:26:00 -
[47]
Edited by: SniperWo1f on 02/10/2008 00:25:58
jesus walks into an inn and hands the inkeeper three nails then asks
can you put me up for the night?
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Roxanna Kell
Caldari Provisions
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Posted - 2008.10.02 01:44:00 -
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Q: Why did the holby city star jump from the balcony.
A: She wanted a part in casualty.
Q: She had three children, right?
A: Yes.
Q: How many were boys?
A: None.
Q: Were there any girls?
Quote:
There is no Dishonor in winning fools, so do it any way you can.
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Captain Hudson
Caldari
Caldari Provisions
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Posted - 2008.10.02 01:55:00 -
[49]
Edited by: Captain Hudson on 02/10/2008 01:55:59
Hear about the fight in the local fish and chip shop?
The fish got battered
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Woodwraith
Digital assassins
G00DFELLAS
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Posted - 2008.10.02 03:55:00 -
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Whats the difference between barnum and baileys circus and the rockettes?
the circus is a cunning array of stunts.
Nightmare mode: have 6 beers and then tell it to the cutest chick at the bar without getting punched in the face because you botched it. 
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nyogen
Gallente
Ninmu Seijaku
Big Bang Quantum
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Posted - 2008.10.02 11:39:00 -
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US banks' balance sheets: "on the left side there is nothing right, on the right side there is nothing left"
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Last Wolf
Umbra Wing
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Posted - 2008.10.02 14:51:00 -
[52]
What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?
dam
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Originally by: Liang Nuren
wrong forum isroy i am vjery drunm
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Tao Han
Ginnungagaps Rymdfarargille
Blade.
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Posted - 2008.10.02 15:04:00 -
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A baby seal walks into a club...
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Captain Hudson
Caldari
Caldari Provisions
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Posted - 2008.10.02 18:01:00 -
[54]
Originally by: Tao Han
A baby seal walks into a club...
lol
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kor anon
Amarr
Sons Of The Fallen
BROTHERS GRIM.
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Posted - 2008.10.02 18:08:00 -
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ok ill repost some of my old ones
whats the best thing about f**king twenty four year olds? theres twenty of em
cant remeber the other one, but i have plenty of even naughtier ones that are not appropriate
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Lord Zoran
House of Tempers
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Posted - 2008.10.02 18:23:00 -
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two men walk into a bar
you would've thought 1 would've seen it
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Zak Zerachiel
Caldari
Slacker Industries
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Posted - 2008.10.02 19:02:00 -
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For Canadians:
How do you kill a one legged Fox?
Make it run across Canada.
(re: Wiki "Terry Fox")
The Olsen twins walk into a bar and ask for a myasshurts.
The bartender asks "What's a myasshurts?"
The Olsen twins respond "It's a chocolate milkshake that Bob Saget used to make us - you drink it and wake up three hours later thinking "ow... myasshurts"
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kor anon
Amarr
Sons Of The Fallen
BROTHERS GRIM.
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Posted - 2008.10.02 19:09:00 -
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Originally by: Zak Zerachiel
The Olsen twins walk into a bar and ask for a myasshurts.
The bartender asks "What's a myasshurts?"
The Olsen twins respond "It's a chocolate milkshake that Bob Saget used to make us - you drink it and wake up three hours later thinking "ow... myasshurts"
thats not crap i loled
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Eomar
Veto Corp
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Posted - 2008.10.02 20:03:00 -
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what goes oo??
a cow with no lips.
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Agent Darko
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Posted - 2008.10.02 20:30:00 -
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Two apples, in an oven.
One apple turns to the other and says,
"Sure is hot in here, isn't it?"
The other apple,
"Holy shit, a talking apple!"
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