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Neamus
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Posted - 2008.09.30 21:48:00 -
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Because mission running is boring..
I'll start.
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A man walks into a bar with a horse, the horse lies down and the man starts drinking.. After a few drinks the man staggers to the door to leave, but the bar tender says "Oi! you cant leave that lyin there!"
The man says "Its not a lion, its a horse"
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A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender says "Is this a joke?"
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Neamus
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Posted - 2008.09.30 21:48:00 -
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Because mission running is boring..
I'll start.
1.
A man walks into a bar with a horse, the horse lies down and the man starts drinking.. After a few drinks the man staggers to the door to leave, but the bar tender says "Oi! you cant leave that lyin there!"
The man says "Its not a lion, its a horse"
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A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender says "Is this a joke?"
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Neamus
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Posted - 2008.09.30 22:02:00 -
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25 views and not a single contribution?
/sadface
Just goes to show what a humorless place eve can be *sniff*
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Gloria Stitz
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Posted - 2008.09.30 22:02:00 -
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Whats brown and sticky?
a stick
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'Don't try to learn Eve all at once, otherwise your brain will explode' - Albert Einstein
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Gloria Stitz
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Posted - 2008.09.30 22:03:00 -
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What do you call a cowboy with paper trousers?
A rustler
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'Don't try to learn Eve all at once, otherwise your brain will explode' - Albert Einstein
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Neamus
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Posted - 2008.09.30 22:10:00 -
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Where would you find a duck with no legs?
Where you left it.
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Neamus
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Posted - 2008.09.30 22:16:00 -
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What do you call a bear with no ears?
B
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Gloria Stitz
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Posted - 2008.09.30 22:19:00 -
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what do you call a fish with no eyes?
fsh
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'Don't try to learn Eve all at once, otherwise your brain will explode' - Albert Einstein
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Gloria Stitz
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Posted - 2008.09.30 22:21:00 -
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A horse walked into a bar
the barman said: why the long face?
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'Don't try to learn Eve all at once, otherwise your brain will explode' - Albert Einstein
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Irida Mershkov
Gallente
War is Bliss
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Posted - 2008.09.30 22:23:00 -
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 Originally by: Gloria Stitz
Whats brown and sticky?
a stick
That one was absolutely terrible.
Where's the best place to have a party on a ship?
Where the Funnel be.
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Tony C'dale
Supernova Security Systems
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Posted - 2008.09.30 22:23:00 -
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Two men walk into a bar,
The third one ducks. |
Neamus
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Posted - 2008.09.30 22:25:00 -
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Edited by: Neamus on 30/09/2008 22:26:08
Two men are walking their dogs through a graveyard...
One man turns to the other as they pass and says, "Morning."
The other man replies, "No, just walking the dog."
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Gloria Stitz
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Posted - 2008.09.30 22:26:00 -
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2 fish in a tank.
one says: 'i'll drive, you use the gun'
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'Don't try to learn Eve all at once, otherwise your brain will explode' - Albert Einstein
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Gloria Stitz
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Posted - 2008.09.30 22:27:00 -
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Edited by: Gloria Stitz on 30/09/2008 22:27:35
2 birds on a perch
one says: can you smell fish?
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'Don't try to learn Eve all at once, otherwise your brain will explode' - Albert Einstein
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Neamus
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Posted - 2008.09.30 22:28:00 -
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Originally by: Gloria Stitz
2 fish in a tank.
one says: 'i'll drive, you use the gun'
That one produced a lol
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ReaperOfSly
Gallente
Lyrus Associates
The Star Fraction
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Posted - 2008.09.30 22:38:00 -
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I had a stroke of luck on the stock market today! 
I managed to trade 3 Oxo cubes for a jar of Bovril.
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...bored, skint, no charter, and a ship that looks like an explosion in a girder factory...
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Epegi Givo
Amarr
181st Legion
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Posted - 2008.09.30 22:38:00 -
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What is green, has 4 legs,and will kill you if it falls from a tree?
A pool table
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Gloria Stitz
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Posted - 2008.09.30 22:45:00 -
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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, in the sea
Bob
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'Don't try to learn Eve all at once, otherwise your brain will explode' - Albert Einstein
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Neamus
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Posted - 2008.09.30 22:51:00 -
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What do you call a dinosaur with four eyes
Doyouthinkhesawus
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Na'Thuul
Caldari
Perkone
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Posted - 2008.09.30 22:52:00 -
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What do you call a fly with no wings?
A Walk
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ReaperOfSly
Gallente
Lyrus Associates
The Star Fraction
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Posted - 2008.09.30 22:54:00 -
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The credit crunch has hit Japan. Origami Bank has folded.
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...bored, skint, no charter, and a ship that looks like an explosion in a girder factory...
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Gloria Stitz
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Posted - 2008.09.30 22:54:00 -
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Originally by: Na'Thuul
What do you call a fly with no wings?
A Walk
LOL, i'd forgotten that one
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General Sadistis
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Posted - 2008.09.30 22:55:00 -
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A guy is sitting at a bar in a skysc****r restaurant high above the city. He's slamming tequila left and right. He grabs one, drinks it, goes over to a window and jumps out. The guy who was sitting next to him couldn't believe that the guy had just done that. He was more surprised when, ten minutes later, the same guy, unscathed, comes walking back into the bar and sits back down next to him. The astonished guy asks "How did you do that? I just saw you jump out that window and we're hundreds of feet above the GROUND!". The jumper responds by slurring, "Well, I don't get it either. I slam a shot of tequila and when I jump out the window, the tequila makes me slow down right before I hit the ground. Watch." He takes a shot, slams it down, goes to the window and jumps out. The other guy runs to the window and watches as the guy falls until right before the ground, slows down and lands softly on his feet. A few minutes later, the guy walks back into the bar. The other guy has to try it too, so he orders a shot of tequila. He drinks it and goes to the window and jumps. As he reaches the bottom, he doesn't slow down at all...SPLAT! The first guy orders another shot of tequila and the bartender says to him, "You're really an ******* when you're drunk, Superman."
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Irish Whiskey
Caldari
The Black Fleet
The Black Alliance
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Posted - 2008.09.30 23:23:00 -
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5 aircrew are standing in the lobby....
If you were ever there you'd know it.
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Baldour Ngarr
Interwarp Plexus
Controlled Chaos
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Posted - 2008.10.01 00:05:00 -
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What's red and bad for your teeth?
...A brick.
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Last Wolf
Umbra Wing
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Posted - 2008.10.01 01:11:00 -
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Edited by: Last Wolf on 01/10/2008 01:11:33
What do you call a Homosexual Dinosaur?
Megasoreass!
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Originally by: Liang Nuren
wrong forum isroy i am vjery drunm
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General Sadistis
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Posted - 2008.10.01 01:56:00 -
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Edited by: General Sadistis on 01/10/2008 01:56:48
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Some
Some who?
Some a-hole telling you knock, knock jokes.
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General Sadistis
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Posted - 2008.10.01 02:00:00 -
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Edited by: General Sadistis on 01/10/2008 02:02:09
Last one i promise this is too funny
Son: Dad, I have to do a special report for school. Can I ask you a question?
Father: Sure, son. What's the question?
Son: What is politics?
Father: Well, let's take our home for example. I am the wage earner, so let's call me ôTony Blair.ö Your mother is the administrator of money, so we'll call her ôGordon Brown.ö We take care of your needs, so we'll call you ôthe People.ö We'll call the maid ôthe Working Class,ö and your baby brother we can call ôthe Future.ö Do you understand, son?
Son: I'm not really sure, Dad. I'll have to think about it.
That night, awakened by his baby brother's crying, the boy went to see what was wrong. Discovering that the baby had seriously soiled his diaper, the boy went to his parents' room and found his mother sound asleep. He went to the maid's room where, peeking through the keyhole, he saw his father in bed with the maid. The boy's knocking went totally unheeded by his father and the maid, so the boy returned to his room and went back to sleep. The next morning he reported to his father.
Son: Dad, now I think I understand what politics is.
Father: Good, son! Can you explain it to me in your own words?
Son: Well, dad, while Tony Blair is screwing the Working Class, Gordon Brown is sound asleep, the People are being completely ignored and the Future is full of shit.
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Pans Exual
Low Sec Liberators
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Posted - 2008.10.01 02:04:00 -
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Originally by: Gloria Stitz
Whats brown and sticky?
a stick
What is pink and fluffy?
pink fluff.
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Pans Exual
Low Sec Liberators
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Posted - 2008.10.01 02:04:00 -
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What's blue and fluffy?
Sad pink fluff!
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"nerf rock, paper is fine" -scissors |
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