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Black Jumper Section XIII Tau Ceti Federation	Posted - 2008.10.05 22:46:00 - [1] Edited by: Black Jumper on 05/10/2008 22:54:43 Edited by: Black Jumper on 05/10/2008 22:50:07 Edited by: Black Jumper on 05/10/2008 22:46:29 As we were innocently roaming in a 200 something gang for chinese farmers, we encountered Some Evil TRI people who were in a mining op in HE-V4V. We happily jumped on their 40ish carriers and two moms and ... the grid actually loaded. The escort for this mining op ; who was getting his capa back upon the gate after the dangerous pop in the Belt they were mining into ; rushed back from TVN with some little things in space called Warpgates, as they had abandonned the miners to drink smoke and see prostitutes (who are doing thois profession of their own free will) which just arrived from Jita to TVN. A fight issued at first between our close BS fleet and one carrier which was 50ish kms away from main bulk of the Miner Cap fleet. But alas they rushed and bumped him in an effort to get him to spill his precious mineral before it would blow. At the same time they accidentaly remoted him. A few minutes later the escort of the miners prudently warped like 150 200kms from our fleet (wich was kinda drunked as we were all speaking Franglish and it was too unbearable to listen to sober). So we came and went to tell them "Hi" up close and personnal. Sadly they went away ): At this point. Lag was like ... unbearable for most people which were, as i said, drunk and shouting strange hymns in Ancient Babylonian. Happily we had foretold this like, in a pique nique 24 years ago and quickly muted the singers with a special event : " A hostile carrier crashed i'm on him at 1M km ; come to me to ** him up". After that everybody sang lullabies and warped back like crazy people on the cap Fleet which was now hugging its escort closely as the last ones had brought back Damzels of high vertue with them back in their cargo bay. So Remote was pretty efficient on all these shining Battleships and ladies inside. As our fleet was fitted at close range and we were like 50 60 kms from them ; we mostly exchanged polite things on the weather in space, the high virtue Damzels profession, good adresses to go and all. Me ? I was trying to get my drones out (yes i fly only Dominix as i cant really see and can't shoot guns). After 10 minutes, i managed to get out 1 drone. I was happy and trusted another one would come out like in 20 minutes max. Anyway it was ok as I was playing chess with the slowed AI of my drones and was thus able to win in these conditions against these usually ferocious opponents. Alas ! At this point a guy called a "Fleet Commander" told us to warp out as "rimote powa was in da place" as Mom used to say. Soon after we bubbled ourselves in safe with a dictor who apparently had module lag. What a laugh ! But all was ok as we had planned this a few minutes ago. One strange thing though : at one point nothing was moving in space anymore. It was a bit like Tivo man i kid you not ! Somebody told it was called a "Node Crash". Local was 390 at this point. Whatever happens next was totally planned in a machiavelic plan like a few days ago while we ate Saucisson sec d'Auvergne. ps : truly whatever happens next I'm sorry for all the guys who lose a ship in these **ed up conditions. Could have been fun. --- 22:31:49 Notify Archon belonging to Galavet self-destructs.
Aurelius Zarander Gallente 4 wing Daisho Syndicate	Posted - 2008.10.05 22:49:00 - [2] Edited by: Aurelius Zarander on 05/10/2008 22:48:43 first \o/ good fight to all
MinmatarCitizen 90242 THE INTERNET.	Posted - 2008.10.05 22:51:00 - [3]
74582	Posted - 2008.10.05 22:53:00 - [4] wow this game can't get any worse...with this dam lag....fix it already
Loike coracao ardente Triumvirate.	Posted - 2008.10.05 22:56:00 - [5] Good take on the battle report (I certainly chuckled), and 'e-respect' for bringing it.
KIAEddZ Caldari KIA Corp KIA Alliance	Posted - 2008.10.05 22:57:00 - [6] Gf Tri. KIA EVE Home KIA in game Public Channel "KIA" KIA are Currently recruiting active PvP minded players. Contact Imperius Blackheart
Lasakywa Section XIII Tau Ceti Federation	Posted - 2008.10.05 22:57:00 - [7] lol at the battle report bj :) and lol at this game -_-
Thorgore THE MuPPeT FaCTOrY KIA Alliance	Posted - 2008.10.05 23:00:00 - [8] Edited by: Thorgore on 05/10/2008 23:01:01 In before some random Triumvirate guy starts telling us how their superior tactics and our pathetic bumbling idiocy led to their huge victory (which might even be a loss but don't tell them that)with massively inflated numbers and how they just know how to manage lag/node crashes better.Yes we know, Tri is the best ever, everyone else sucks, yada yada yada
dedlyasasin Anti Sweden Defense Force	Posted - 2008.10.05 23:03:00 - [9] I like how this thread was all cool and civil until you dropped by. Thanks for that.
Chirinako Caldari H A V O C Triumvirate.	Posted - 2008.10.05 23:05:00 - [10] lol epic write up Gf guys, died pretty early on unfortunately.
Emperor Aeoth Amarr eXceed Inc. Triumvirate.	Posted - 2008.10.05 23:05:00 - [11] wait one hours to load, and then kick out by server gj ccp
Felysta Sandorn coracao ardente Triumvirate.	Posted - 2008.10.05 23:07:00 - [12] Originally by: Emperor Aeoth wait one hours to load, and then kick out by server gj ccp This. .: A Vagabond's Requiem (Blog) :.
Higgs Foton Scoopex Zenith Affinity	Posted - 2008.10.05 23:11:00 - [13] Ah well, reinstalling the client, because that node-crash somehow **ed my client up real good. Even after restart it minimizes to the taskbar, and does......nothing. As for my battlereport. After some X for pos destruction word was we got jumped by a Tri capital fleet. There was even talk of a Titan being there! And there was! But i didn't get to see it. I jumped into HE-V and traffic control told me to wait. OK, so i wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait Ah! I jumped. Session change. and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait Oh, grid is loading. Damn, those are big **ers. What does FC say? Shoot the Chimera? OK. Try to target the Chimera. and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait Ah, its targeted. f1f2f3f4f5f6 and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait What? Other target? ok. Mhhhh, nothing seems to be clickable in this slideshow. Warp to who? OK and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait hit MWD, that one actualy works somehow. and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait I am now about 2000 km from the gate, and stil slideshow. FC calls regroup at a planet. I do warp to another planet, because i had that one on screen. "Warping to planet XXX" is says. Ah! something is doing something at least. and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait And then my client crashed. gf to all, i am sorry i couldn't pump some missiles into you Tri guys. :( I tried. Really. and wait and wait ___________________________________
Shasis Kernel of War Tau Ceti Federation	Posted - 2008.10.05 23:15:00 - [14] Nice one BJ :D
rgreat Gallente OEG GoonSwarm	Posted - 2008.10.05 23:16:00 - [15] OP forgot Titan flashin his stuff on us. :) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Darknesss D00M. Triumvirate.	Posted - 2008.10.05 23:17:00 - [16] Most fun i've had in my MS
Avitar D00M. Triumvirate.	Posted - 2008.10.05 23:18:00 - [17] Good fight, Shame about the lag and stuff..
beor oranes Caldari Skill Level Six Daisho Syndicate	Posted - 2008.10.05 23:19:00 - [18] Thats a pretty accurate report there That was fun guys, same again next week? (Oh and too the Muninn pilot that I had a little spar with GF mate, Stabber > Snipe Munnin) ------------------------------------------------ Either pick a dry year when fighting wars or civilize the moronic races and have no wars at all!
bluechimera Caldari D00M. Triumvirate.	Posted - 2008.10.05 23:21:00 - [19] Highest local count I saw was 412, Tri fleet was 133 at that time. I spent 99% of the fight being told "Call Group Locked" and was unable to launch/do anything :P ------------------------------------------ I suqz at sigs, someone save me!
ElCoCo KIA Corp KIA Alliance	Posted - 2008.10.05 23:21:00 - [20] OK OP... are you making being ironic with the new stackless IO in your title? Own up. Gf or something, was enjoyable in local Props for commiting your caps as well. Boink!
Scagga Laebetrovo Evil Bastards	Posted - 2008.10.05 23:22:00 - [21] Originally by: Higgs Foton Ah well, reinstalling the client, because that node-crash somehow **ed my client up real good. Even after restart it minimizes to the taskbar, and does......nothing. As for my battlereport. After some X for pos destruction word was we got jumped by a Tri capital fleet. There was even talk of a Titan being there! And there was! But i didn't get to see it. I jumped into HE-V and traffic control told me to wait. OK, so i wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait Ah! I jumped. Session change. and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait Oh, grid is loading. Damn, those are big **ers. What does FC say? Shoot the Chimera? OK. Try to target the Chimera. and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait Ah, its targeted. f1f2f3f4f5f6 and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait What? Other target? ok. Mhhhh, nothing seems to be clickable in this slideshow. Warp to who? OK and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait hit MWD, that one actualy works somehow. and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait I am now about 2000 km from the gate, and stil slideshow. FC calls regroup at a planet. I do warp to another planet, because i had that one on screen. "Warping to planet XXX" is says. Ah! something is doing something at least. and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait And then my client crashed. gf to all, i am sorry i couldn't pump some missiles into you Tri guys. :( I tried. Really. and wait and wait
Kayleigh Lothian Minmatar KIA Corp KIA Alliance	Posted - 2008.10.05 23:22:00 - [22] Nice report. What on earth (or in space) made the node crash after the fight? Was it when the carriers tried to get the fighters back in :P My Valks are out there in space, I have no idea when they deployed, but from the figures I saw they did deploy one by one. I'll miss them sniff ----------------------
Jenessa D00M. Triumvirate.	Posted - 2008.10.05 23:27:00 - [23] Good fight to all involved. The lag was pretty damned horrific. It took me nearly 45 mins to launch all of my fighters. Strange thing was that locking targets wasnt a problem nor getting the launched fighters to attack the target, it was simply getting the damned things into space which took an absolute age. Bad as the lag was, I have seen and experienced worse (but not by much) CCP have done well with lag lately but this fight shows they still have a long long way to go yet. But once again good fight (or attempt a fighting) to all involved.
Pistonbroke D00M. Triumvirate.	Posted - 2008.10.05 23:29:00 - [24] Was fun for me. I had the same issues as others with one drone after another slowly emerging from my Carrier. At some point I crashed and just as I logged back in, TS reported a nodecrash. I whooshed straight back in on the gate, to see a handful of reds, and no blues. After that, around 50 reds arrived back on grid, and unsurprisingly I was primaried. Cut a long story short, my chemically augmented and overheated tank held for just long enough for our carriers to get logged in, ganged up and slowboat to me and get reps onto me. I got down to 40% hull before the gangs remote repping pulled my fat out of the fire. Love u guys Looks like even with our mining lasers fitted, and mining drones deployed, we still managed to better the isk farmer hunting blob. Thanks for bringing it guys. Was a blast
Jogvan coracao ardente Triumvirate.	Posted - 2008.10.05 23:31:00 - [25] Good battle report Took ages to get any drones out but my fitted modules worked fine so I was basically just a giant logistic boat.
rgreat Gallente OEG GoonSwarm	Posted - 2008.10.05 23:33:00 - [26] Capital spider tanks must be banned. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Levitikon Destructive Influence Band of Brothers	Posted - 2008.10.05 23:36:00 - [27] Originally by: Scagga Laebetrovo Originally by: Higgs Foton Ah well, reinstalling the client, because that node-crash somehow **ed my client up real good. Even after restart it minimizes to the taskbar, and does......nothing. As for my battlereport. After some X for pos destruction word was we got jumped by a Tri capital fleet. There was even talk of a Titan being there! And there was! But i didn't get to see it. I jumped into HE-V and traffic control told me to wait. OK, so i wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait Ah! I jumped. Session change. and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait Oh, grid is loading. Damn, those are big **ers. What does FC say? Shoot the Chimera? OK. Try to target the Chimera. and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait Ah, its targeted. f1f2f3f4f5f6 and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait What? Other target? ok. Mhhhh, nothing seems to be clickable in this slideshow. Warp to who? OK and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait hit MWD, that one actualy works somehow. and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait I am now about 2000 km from the gate, and stil slideshow. FC calls regroup at a planet. I do warp to another planet, because i had that one on screen. "Warping to planet XXX" is says. Ah! something is doing something at least. and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait And then my client crashed. gf to all, i am sorry i couldn't pump some missiles into you Tri guys. :( I tried. Really. and wait and wait Yeah, that's one EPIC report. they should put it on eve ads tbh. guy_talking_about_eve_crash: It's because of memory leak. If/when server nodes reaches it's maximum allocable ram, it crashes. In your case node crashed, because something in it causes memory to bleed (my guess would be login/logout/solarsystem_change routines), so it can crash during relogs (hi! m-o,mshd) and or even after the fight is done and everyone is leaving.
bluechimera Caldari D00M. Triumvirate.	Posted - 2008.10.05 23:36:00 - [28] Originally by: Jogvan Good battle report Took ages to get any drones out but my fitted modules worked fine so I was basically just a giant logistic boat. I think if i got on any mails, itll be from my neuts :o ------------------------------------------ I suqz at sigs, someone save me!
Brunswick2 coracao ardente Triumvirate.	Posted - 2008.10.05 23:37:00 - [29] i had a good fight with the he- gate
NightmareX D00M. Triumvirate.	Posted - 2008.10.05 23:43:00 - [30] Hah, gf to al whoever i was shooting. The lag was pretty bad, but i managed to lock and shoot someone. Pretty awesome fight though. Check out my new flash web page 'Quantum Singularity'

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