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Dangerously Cheesey
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2008.10.17 05:43:00 -
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Originally by: Prof Patpending Can Dastommy do the battle report? I want to know hes explination behind being defeated and losing two towers while having more numbers and of course I want to see the word ****** used in every sentence.
I'll give it a shot...
*angry words* Goons suck alone *more words* Russians *words* cap ships/cyno *still more words* we had fun
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Prof Patpending
Bodgit and Scarper Industrial
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Posted - 2008.10.17 06:14:00 -
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Guess he would be right about the Russians since it is a well known fact that Russians always get theres are never lose and... and... wait arn't Stain Empire Russians as well?
On another note it is such a shame that I can't speak/read Russian as then I could go to the Russian eve forum and ask them directly.
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bareface
Kingdom of Kador
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Posted - 2008.10.17 13:26:00 -
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Originally by: Prof Patpending Can Dastommy do the battle report? I want to know hes explination behind being defeated and losing two towers while having more numbers and of course I want to see the word ****** used in every sentence.
COATSE had more numbers, really? I bet they had more carriers too!
How about it was one of the best fleet battles I've ever been in. Manageable lag, long fight (6 hours?) with many people on both sides bringing 2 or even 3 ships.
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Tamir Lenk
Caldari Igneus Auctorita GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2008.10.17 14:41:00 -
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Originally by: harry beanbag Was a crazy fight and we were playing "dangerzone" over comms to add to the epicness.
Losing dreads to POS guns = billions of isk
Making fight "epic" with Kenny Loggins soundtrack = priceless
Question: did you guys rub each other down with baby oil and then play volleyball in your Speedos after the battle?
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HyperDragoon
White Star Ltd Mjolnir Alliance
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Posted - 2008.10.17 14:51:00 -
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Nice report, lmao @ "ballz deep".
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IllCapitan
Minmatar Arcane Technologies Origin
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Posted - 2008.10.17 15:02:00 -
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You goons suuuure love to smacktalk |

Darius JOHNSON
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2008.10.17 15:09:00 -
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Hey Atlas, you might want to forward the patch notes to SE every once in a while. The POS bug they just tried to exploit was fixed a few months ago. Get with the times.
Originally by: Iroku Mata Darius is time to STFU and make your GSM place free for someone who got the humildity to have the job you claim and failled!
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harry beanbag
Di-Tron Heavy Industries Atlas Alliance
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Posted - 2008.10.17 18:38:00 -
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Edited by: harry beanbag on 17/10/2008 18:44:07
Originally by: Prof Patpending Can Dastommy do the battle report? I want to know hes explination behind being defeated and losing two towers while having more numbers and of course I want to see the word ****** used in every sentence.
he's been banned but i'll ask him to write one up in corp chat.
From the desk of Dastommy:
Goontards held the system, we jumped in with even numbers and of course they ran. So then we sat at a pos waiting as goons tried to nap anything in a 50 jump radius. After a couple hours we went in and hit the goons. They had cap superiourity and won. Still ******s if you ask me
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harry beanbag
Di-Tron Heavy Industries Atlas Alliance
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Posted - 2008.10.17 18:41:00 -
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Originally by: Tamir Lenk
Originally by: harry beanbag Was a crazy fight and we were playing "dangerzone" over comms to add to the epicness.
Losing dreads to POS guns = billions of isk
Making fight "epic" with Kenny Loggins soundtrack = priceless
Question: did you guys rub each other down with baby oil and then play volleyball in your Speedos after the battle?
The atlas rub down baby oil volleyball tournement is a standard after every fleet op. Stop being so bitter cause you arnt invited.
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Porgy
Foundation Sons of Tangra
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Posted - 2008.10.17 19:09:00 -
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Originally by: harry beanbag
From the desk of Dastommy:
Goontards held the system, we jumped in with even numbers and of course they ran. So then we sat at a pos waiting as goons tried to nap anything in a 50 jump radius. After a couple hours we went in and hit the goons. They had cap superiourity and won. Still ******s if you ask me
A blatant forgery. There is no mention of boobs or alcohol. _______________________
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TroNaaR
Di-Tron Heavy Industries Atlas Alliance
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Posted - 2008.10.17 21:05:00 -
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Originally by: Prof Patpending Can Dastommy do the battle report? I want to know hes explination behind being defeated and losing two towers while having more numbers and of course I want to see the word ****** used in every sentence.
Our internal correspondants finally located Dastommy79 (We found him out back of his local sorority pantless and passed out in a pile of cups wearing an extremely large pair of red stained panties for a shirt ), to get a comment from him on how he has yet again failed us as a leader while calling all the shots of the COATSE coalition. He had this to say and I quote:
"I like Boobies, what can I say..." (We pause to wait for him to finish dry heaving and we all cringe as he wipes his mouth off on said stained huge panties), "Goons are yesterdays news and darius can tongue wash my taint" He stops midsentance as a 300 LB + lady comes storming out the back door (obviously mad about her underwear being on the news, and OMFG she has oofig in a headlock!!! FLEE!!!) So we all ran like hell.
Dastommy79 and Oofig are shown here in this pic with said large woman before the debauchery. (Yes those are the red and stained panties in question)
I will follow Dastommy79 anywhere. For any reason. (Except back to that sorority house!!!!). o7
And please if anyone see's oofig please message me immediately, we are all very concerned for his well being and have amassed a large rescue fleet. pst.
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Prof Patpending
Bodgit and Scarper Industrial
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Posted - 2008.10.17 21:38:00 -
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*Pulls out very old looking piece of paper*
OK got to add Member of Atlas with a sense of humour to my list of mythical things I have seen in my life. Goes right up there with rocking horse shit, the Loch Ness Monster and that Egyptian guy who didn't try to sell me a carpet.
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Yorda
Battlestars GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2008.10.17 22:12:00 -
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Never stop suiciding battleships~
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EdFromHumanResources
Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2008.10.17 22:56:00 -
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I am eagerly awaiting your new battle report Bobby. Just FYI when we saw you on grid in that mega we had to change our primary to you. We were obligated. ------------------------------------------------- Everyone hates goonswarm for one reason or another. ... And they promote ***gotism -Zurrar
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