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Bobby Atlas
Di-Tron Heavy Industries Atlas Alliance
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Posted - 2008.10.13 08:31:00 -
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Edited by: Bobby Atlas on 13/10/2008 08:33:30 Stain Wagon (SE/ATLAS/C0VEN/SYSK) has since Thursday begun anew on campaign to reinforce/kill goon high ends in Esoteria. This culminated in the loss of a few goon towers over the weekend including 1 dyspro with only small skirmishes so far, all in favor of Stain Wagon.
Monday morning at 02:40 and 03:25 goon towers were to come out of reinforced in A-CJ (sov holding towers). As such at 16:00-18:00 eve Sunday night, Stain Wagon proceeded to reinforced a new goon tower setup on Saturday night along with incapping mods on remaining towers followed by a logoff of capital forces with some support at a friendly tower.
Goons started the evening early at little before 0100 Monday morning by bringing in 24 carriers, a nyx and some support to repair the pos guns and proceed with some fighter bombing using shuttles, nothing new there.
At 02:00eve the Stain Wagon CTA was set to start (due to heavy Euro TZ, it was Alarm Clock), capitals started to login, support from ATLAS bridged into a forward system couple jumps out and A-CJ local was around 240 once all forces involved had come into local with no skirmishes to speak of. Intel had come in of a mass of 40 goon capitals in 0-o, we expected this and it enticed us for the hopes of a "good fight". Our capitals proceeded to land on the first goon tower at 02:40 and sieged it promptly popping it with our 50~55 caps (dread heavy) then ensued goon support coming in at snipe range.
After a couple of minutes of tit-for-tat support pew pew, goons offlined the cyno jammer and cynoed in a large group of capitals (+40?) 130km off our cap group and support, they were sniping fit dreads. We proceeded to primary what support was between us and the enemy capitals but at this point system was over 300 and local lag had proceeded to become obscene as our dreads tryed to switch out ammo to hit the enemy capitals.
We finally after 10 minutes of initial delay (lag) managed to switch ammo types and get DPS on the primary enemy capitals, while having ourselves an unknown number of capital casualties. It quickly became clear we were not getting enough DPS out to the range needed to down the enemy capitals and support was starting to fall apart as the superior goon BS+Ewar started dominate the field.
All the involved FC's quickly assessed the field and it was decided to call the dreads to break siege cycles and ready exit cynos while our support picked off enemy tacklers/support close in to our capital group. The decisions had been made, we simply could not given the field status get our caps a clean warpin down to the goon caps at close range so the decisions were cut and dry simple - bail.
All capitals once dreads were out of siege were ordered to jump out but not before some enemy dictors and tacklers managed to get back onto the capitals and dictor up a number of what turned out to be mostly SE dreads.
The overall engagement was no surprise to anyone, it had been building up for some time and with the relentless onslaught in the north by MAX we knew goons would be heavy handed in A-CJ looking for something they could win. Although the outcome perhaps interesting to some was again not unexpected, we had known goons used sniping dreads recently in 111- esoteria but the expectation was with the size of this engagement that they would consider more "traditional" capital tactics. This was a flawed assumption and goons new flavor of the month tactic to use sniping dreads opposed to any semblance of "ballz deep" capital engagements proved to be enough to win this one.
I applaud all involved parties, was an interesting affair that we certainly know is far from over. Till next time, pew pew.
The battle stats for K/D of internet pixels is a bit sketchy due to the multiple KB's and goons rather lacking killboard but so far we know of 2 Goon dread losses to 14 Stain Wagon Dread losses with a number of support losses peppered across the field for both sides.
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Bobby Atlas
Di-Tron Heavy Industries Atlas Alliance
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Posted - 2008.10.13 08:31:00 -
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Edited by: Bobby Atlas on 13/10/2008 08:33:30 Stain Wagon (SE/ATLAS/C0VEN/SYSK) has since Thursday begun anew on campaign to reinforce/kill goon high ends in Esoteria. This culminated in the loss of a few goon towers over the weekend including 1 dyspro with only small skirmishes so far, all in favor of Stain Wagon.
Monday morning at 02:40 and 03:25 goon towers were to come out of reinforced in A-CJ (sov holding towers). As such at 16:00-18:00 eve Sunday night, Stain Wagon proceeded to reinforced a new goon tower setup on Saturday night along with incapping mods on remaining towers followed by a logoff of capital forces with some support at a friendly tower.
Goons started the evening early at little before 0100 Monday morning by bringing in 24 carriers, a nyx and some support to repair the pos guns and proceed with some fighter bombing using shuttles, nothing new there.
At 02:00eve the Stain Wagon CTA was set to start (due to heavy Euro TZ, it was Alarm Clock), capitals started to login, support from ATLAS bridged into a forward system couple jumps out and A-CJ local was around 240 once all forces involved had come into local with no skirmishes to speak of. Intel had come in of a mass of 40 goon capitals in 0-o, we expected this and it enticed us for the hopes of a "good fight". Our capitals proceeded to land on the first goon tower at 02:40 and sieged it promptly popping it with our 50~55 caps (dread heavy) then ensued goon support coming in at snipe range.
After a couple of minutes of tit-for-tat support pew pew, goons offlined the cyno jammer and cynoed in a large group of capitals (+40?) 130km off our cap group and support, they were sniping fit dreads. We proceeded to primary what support was between us and the enemy capitals but at this point system was over 300 and local lag had proceeded to become obscene as our dreads tryed to switch out ammo to hit the enemy capitals.
We finally after 10 minutes of initial delay (lag) managed to switch ammo types and get DPS on the primary enemy capitals, while having ourselves an unknown number of capital casualties. It quickly became clear we were not getting enough DPS out to the range needed to down the enemy capitals and support was starting to fall apart as the superior goon BS+Ewar started dominate the field.
All the involved FC's quickly assessed the field and it was decided to call the dreads to break siege cycles and ready exit cynos while our support picked off enemy tacklers/support close in to our capital group. The decisions had been made, we simply could not given the field status get our caps a clean warpin down to the goon caps at close range so the decisions were cut and dry simple - bail.
All capitals once dreads were out of siege were ordered to jump out but not before some enemy dictors and tacklers managed to get back onto the capitals and dictor up a number of what turned out to be mostly SE dreads.
The overall engagement was no surprise to anyone, it had been building up for some time and with the relentless onslaught in the north by MAX we knew goons would be heavy handed in A-CJ looking for something they could win. Although the outcome perhaps interesting to some was again not unexpected, we had known goons used sniping dreads recently in 111- esoteria but the expectation was with the size of this engagement that they would consider more "traditional" capital tactics. This was a flawed assumption and goons new flavor of the month tactic to use sniping dreads opposed to any semblance of "ballz deep" capital engagements proved to be enough to win this one.
I applaud all involved parties, was an interesting affair that we certainly know is far from over. Till next time, pew pew.
The battle stats for K/D of internet pixels is a bit sketchy due to the multiple KB's and goons rather lacking killboard but so far we know of 2 Goon dread losses to 14 Stain Wagon Dread losses with a number of support losses peppered across the field for both sides.
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ThaDollaGenerale
The Priory
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Posted - 2008.10.13 08:35:00 -
[3]
I don't think sniping is really fotm. First
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ThaDollaGenerale
The Priory
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Posted - 2008.10.13 08:35:00 -
[4]
I don't think sniping is really fotm. First
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Yogos
GBTeam C0VEN
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Posted - 2008.10.13 08:40:00 -
[5]
Well dropping dreds 130 km from enemy push him into ammo change with is not so easy in lag.
c0ven dred pilots report heavy problem during that.
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Bobby Atlas
Di-Tron Heavy Industries Atlas Alliance
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Posted - 2008.10.13 08:46:00 -
[6]
Edited by: Bobby Atlas on 13/10/2008 08:47:05
Originally by: ThaDollaGenerale I don't think sniping is really fotm. First
As stated, FOTM for goons - likewise it more the issue of swapping ammo for the short range dreads, as the devs have stated themselves many times it puts a very high load on the node/database server.
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Athen Kharn
MicroFunks
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Posted - 2008.10.13 08:48:00 -
[7]
Nice report, Bobby. |

Estoika Chonda
3B Legio IX Atlas Alliance
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Posted - 2008.10.13 08:50:00 -
[8]
Nice report, thx bobby!
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Antoine Lefevre
Space Perverts and Forum Warriors United
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Posted - 2008.10.13 09:30:00 -
[9]
Stain wagon? I thought you guys were supposed to be coatse. 
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Needa3
Minmatar BURN EDEN Triumvirate.
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Posted - 2008.10.13 09:38:00 -
[10]
nice battlereport
way better than twinks 
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sakana
North Eastern Swat Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2008.10.13 09:41:00 -
[11]
good report, if a litte bitter 
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Bobby Atlas
Di-Tron Heavy Industries Atlas Alliance
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Posted - 2008.10.13 10:01:00 -
[12]
Edited by: Bobby Atlas on 13/10/2008 10:01:59
Originally by: sakana good report, if a litte bitter 
Hi sakana ;)

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Lord Azrael
DarkStar 1 GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2008.10.13 11:02:00 -
[13]
I strongly support bobby atlas and his position as FC, please continue to follow Bobby on all counts
tia
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Cruel Fox
Divine Power
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Posted - 2008.10.13 11:32:00 -
[14]
so in other words its second time u got your balz handed to them by same stupid dread snipe tactic?
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Prof Patpending
Bodgit and Scarper Industrial
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Posted - 2008.10.13 11:36:00 -
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Edited by: Prof Patpending on 13/10/2008 11:36:34 Bobby should run for Space President. He can clearly lie through his teeth and spin a crushing defeat into another "lol goons" post from his bitter throne deep in Stain.
You had forces in system before the battle and you out numbered the Goon Cap fleet yet you still lost 7 times as many dreads and flew away as quick as you could with your tail between your legs. This is but a carbon copy of the same bloody nose you received in 111- where you did the exact same thing and were soundly beaten by Sniping Dreads.
People of Atlas, why do you continue to follow this man when all he brings you is death and embarrassment at being the only enemy that has ever lost a Cap Fleet engagement with GoonSwarm without support from its allies?
Will you continue to throw your ships and ultimately your time and effort away just to spite your enemies when you could take the fight to the recently conquered space in the North West where less entrenched Alliances are but finding their feet?
Will you continue to lose not just Battleships but Dreadnoughts to POS guns?
There is only so much faith you can put in empty promises and hot air and especially those members who come from the former holders of Geminate who had to put up with no end of nonsense from their leaders then.
The choice for the common grunt, the one who turns up grim faced to kill or be killed is a simple one. Blindly follow Bobby Atlas into the jaws of a tireless enemy and see your efforts wasted or find a new figure head, a new leader and start on a new path to satisfaction that what you fight for is a cause than is winnable.
Finally, ask yourself this. If as Bobby Atlas stated, publicly, on this forum that the losses in 111- were replaced within hours then why in future capital operations during the fighting for that system weeks after the battle did he fly his carrier and not his dread? There can be but two possible conclusions. Either he is a coward and did not want to risk his new Hull, or he is a prince of lies and did not replace those losses and came in his carrier because that was all he had available.
Which is it warriors of Atlas?
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IllCapitan
Minmatar Arcane Technologies Origin
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Posted - 2008.10.13 12:21:00 -
[16]
Originally by: Prof Patpending Edited by: Prof Patpending on 13/10/2008 11:36:34 Stuff

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hipno
Di-Tron Heavy Industries Atlas Alliance
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Posted - 2008.10.13 12:23:00 -
[17]
You should be fairly dumb if you think we wouldn't follow blindly any Atlas FC orders. Sorry to say but your psychological-warfare skills suck, kids.
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ArchenTheGreat
Caldari D00M. Triumvirate.
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Posted - 2008.10.13 12:29:00 -
[18]
Go, Coven go!
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CobraBytez
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2008.10.13 13:02:00 -
[19]
This was actually a pretty fun fight, and the OP seems to be pretty accurate as to what happened, when you discount the spin. I would like to thank the people of COATSE for bringing it, and hope that they will continue to do so in the future.
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EdFromHumanResources
Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2008.10.13 13:09:00 -
[20]
Originally by: Bobby Atlas The overall engagement was no surprise to anyone, it had been building up for some time and with the relentless onslaught in the north by MAX we knew goons would be heavy handed in A-CJ looking for something they could win. Although the outcome perhaps interesting to some was again not unexpected, we had known goons used sniping dreads recently in 111- esoteria but the expectation was with the size of this engagement that they would consider more "traditional" capital tactics. This was a flawed assumption and goons new flavor of the month tactic to use sniping dreads opposed to any semblance of "ballz deep" capital engagements proved to be enough to win this one.
I applaud all involved parties, was an interesting affair that we certainly know is far from over. Till next time, pew pew.
The battle stats for K/D of internet pixels is a bit sketchy due to the multiple KB's and goons rather lacking killboard but so far we know of 2 Goon dread losses to 14 Stain Wagon Dread losses with a number of support losses peppered across the field for both sides.
I love these two paragraphs. He manages to both go into a rant about how we are "Going where we can win fights" against people reinforcing our home towers and then tries to brush off the number of ships(Namely dreads) they lost to his own idiocy.
Bravo Bobby Atlas, bravo. Now I can shit up two threads :) ------------------------------------------------- Everyone hates goonswarm for one reason or another. ... And they promote ***gotism -Zurrar
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The Slayer
Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2008.10.13 13:26:00 -
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Originally by: Bobby Atlas Edited by: Bobby Atlas on 13/10/2008 08:33:30 Although the outcome perhaps interesting to some was again not unexpected, we had known goons used sniping dreads recently in 111- esoteria but the expectation was with the size of this engagement that they would consider more "traditional" capital tactics. This was a flawed assumption and goons new flavor of the month tactic to use sniping dreads opposed to any semblance of "ballz deep" capital engagements proved to be enough to win this one.
This, this is the best bit. "Instead of using cap ships like everybody else uses cap ships goons used somtehing different. As we are unable to adapt to any new situation (Despite "expecting" this) we wer unable to pew them sufficiently, goons please come into range of our dreads next time."
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Hast
The Illuminati. Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2008.10.13 13:38:00 -
[22]
do you people fit blastermoroses or wtf? 
Originally by: omeega PICTURE TOO BIG, KGB INCOMING HAVE FUN.
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Prof Patpending
Bodgit and Scarper Industrial
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Posted - 2008.10.13 13:40:00 -
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Originally by: hipno You should be fairly dumb if you think we wouldn't follow blindly any Atlas FC orders.
The prosecution rests Your Honour.
If you either cannot give feed back to your FCs due to lack of imagination or are too scared as they might take offense and cast you out then you are doomed to failure due to the most basic laws of nature. Adapt or Die. Goons use sniping dreads? Well think of a way around it.
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Goose Hypocrisy
The Illuminati. Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2008.10.13 13:41:00 -
[24]
Originally by: Bobby Atlas
The overall engagement was no surprise to anyone, it had been building up for some time and with the relentless onslaught in the north by MAX we knew goons would be heavy handed in A-CJ looking for something they could win.
Two corrections: 1) Goons aren't involved in MAX. 2) Shooting Goons' POSes will likely cause a Goon reaction.
-clp gotta update dat sig
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Stahlregen
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2008.10.13 14:06:00 -
[25]
Bobby, you should stick to losing dreads to goonfleets and leave the poasting to the real professionals.
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Will Hunter
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2008.10.13 14:41:00 -
[26]
Originally by: Bobby Atlas Edited by: Bobby Atlas on 13/10/2008 08:33:30
The overall engagement was no surprise to anyone, it had been building up for some time and with the relentless onslaught in the north by MAX we knew goons would be heavy handed in A-CJ looking for something they could win. Although the outcome perhaps interesting to some was again not unexpected, we had known goons used sniping dreads recently in 111- esoteria but the expectation was with the size of this engagement that they would consider more "traditional" capital tactics. This was a flawed assumption and goons new flavor of the month tactic to use sniping dreads opposed to any semblance of "ballz deep" capital engagements proved to be enough to win this one.
The battle stats for K/D of internet pixels is a bit sketchy due to the multiple KB's and goons rather lacking killboard but so far we know of 2 Goon dread losses to 14 Stain Wagon Dread losses with a number of support losses peppered across the field for both sides.
this duck don't stop spinning
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Dungar Loghoth
Caldari The Illuminati. Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2008.10.13 14:50:00 -
[27]
lag only effected us. i hate goons. god damn it goons. - bobby atlas ---
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Dianeces
The Illuminati. Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2008.10.13 15:10:00 -
[28]
Illuminati. forum poster crew checkin' in.
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TheAdj
Sniggerdly Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2008.10.13 15:21:00 -
[29]
Originally by: Bobby Atlas Edited by: Bobby Atlas on 13/10/2008 08:33:30
The overall engagement was no surprise to anyone, it had been building up for some time and with the relentless onslaught in the north by MAX we knew goons would be heavy handed in A-CJ looking for something they could win. Although the outcome perhaps interesting to some was again not unexpected, we had known goons used sniping dreads recently in 111- esoteria but the expectation was with the size of this engagement that they would consider more "traditional" capital tactics. This was a flawed assumption and goons new flavor of the month tactic to use sniping dreads opposed to any semblance of "ballz deep" capital engagements proved to be enough to win this one.
Since when is 120km sniping dreads? You gotta be using shortrange guns or something to not be able to hit at 120km with decent ammo. ----------------
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Dianeces
The Illuminati. Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2008.10.13 15:27:00 -
[30]
Originally by: TheAdj
Since when is 120km sniping dreads? You gotta be using shortrange guns or something to not be able to hit at 120km with decent ammo.
Your logic is not welcome here. :colbert:
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matarkhan
Soldi di Protezione
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Posted - 2008.10.13 15:41:00 -
[31]
Originally by: Prof Patpending
Will you continue to throw your ships and ultimately your time and effort away just to spite your enemies when you could take the fight to the recently conquered space in thseveral major, e North West where less entrenched Alliances are but finding their feet?
PEOPLE OF ATLAS!!!!
Abandon your friends and compatriots and come North to defend the alliances who refused to help you, ever, through any tough time of onslaught from MC, RA, RA again, RA offshoots, etc. over the last 3 years!!!
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Darius JOHNSON
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2008.10.13 15:46:00 -
[32]
Originally by: Bobby Atlas Edited by: Bobby Atlas on 13/10/2008 08:33:30 Stain Wagon (SE/ATLAS/C0VEN/SYSK) has since Thursday begun anew on campaign to reinforce/kill goon high ends in Esoteria. This culminated in the loss of a few goon towers over the weekend including 1 dyspro with only small skirmishes so far, all in favor of Stain Wagon.
To clarify a bit of... liberty in this particular post. "a few goon towers" = 2. The dyspro is in reinforced and you won't be making a dime off of it. Everything else is saved.
"All capitals once dreads were out of siege were ordered to jump out but not before some enemy dictors and tacklers managed to get back onto the capitals and dictor up a number of what turned out to be mostly SE dreads." Translation - Atlas ran away first leaving their friends to die.
Leave the silly propaganda for your morale blogs. It won't do you any good here.
Originally by: Iroku Mata Darius is time to STFU and make your GSM place free for someone who got the humildity to have the job you claim and failled!
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DaiTengu
Gallente GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2008.10.13 16:19:00 -
[33]
Edited by: DaiTengu on 13/10/2008 16:19:07 Your tears, they are delicious.
:snypa:
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Daveydweeb
Ars ex Discordia GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2008.10.13 16:19:00 -
[34]
Edited by: Daveydweeb on 13/10/2008 16:21:12
Originally by: Bobby Atlas The battle stats for K/D of internet pixels
That sure was a hell of a hurf blurf post for a game of internet pixels, Bobby.
Quote: This culminated in the loss of a few goon towers over the weekend including 1 dyspro with only small skirmishes so far, all in favor of Stain Wagon.
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...is a bit sketchy due to the multiple KB's and goons rather lacking killboard but so far we know of 2 Goon dread losses to 14 Stain Wagon Dread losses with a number of support losses peppered across the field for both sides.
See, if you're going to try to and include the "few goon towers" (two) in your overall battle report you should probably also mention the two dreads you lost while sieging. You should probably also offer to shout Curtius Rufus for a new Rev, he's burning through quite a few of the things and I understand your alliance can't really afford reimbursements right now.

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DaiTengu
Gallente GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2008.10.13 16:20:00 -
[35]
That's true,
Why is there no mention of the dreads you lose every time you siege one of our towers?
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Yorda
Battlestars GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2008.10.13 16:24:00 -
[36]
So, once again, COATSE get into a cap fight with more dreads / capitals and end up losing over five times as many.
Man you guys are amazing. Losing cap fights to goons is one thing, this is just hilarious.
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Dabigredboat
Merch Industrial GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2008.10.13 16:30:00 -
[37]
Originally by: Bobby Atlas Edited by: Bobby Atlas on 13/10/2008 08:33:30 Stain Wagon (SE/ATLAS/C0VEN/SYSK) has since Thursday begun anew on campaign to reinforce/kill goon high ends in Esoteria. This culminated in the loss of a few goon towers over the weekend including 1 dyspro with only small skirmishes so far, all in favor of Stain Wagon.
Also what the so called GREAT BOBBY ATLAS forgets to say,is when shit went bad for them, they got out and pulled their tails between their legs. As you can tell from the mails, you wont see a atlas capital loss. Hell you only see 3 total loses of theres being support,you see coven and stain. what makes this even better is we were out numbered.
This reminds me alot of when the goon titan died, RoadKill and Smash were the ones that killed it while atlas hid inside pos shields. They had friends do all the dying and came to claim credit for this. So as we can tell in this post he is searching for a reason to as why he failed stain and he feels the need to post on this forum to make it seem less like he was a coward with a larger fleet and more of a well we tried guys.
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Dez Affinity
Evocati.
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Posted - 2008.10.13 16:36:00 -
[38]
Originally by: Dabigredboat
Originally by: Bobby Atlas Edited by: Bobby Atlas on 13/10/2008 08:33:30 Stain Wagon (SE/ATLAS/C0VEN/SYSK) has since Thursday begun anew on campaign to reinforce/kill goon high ends in Esoteria. This culminated in the loss of a few goon towers over the weekend including 1 dyspro with only small skirmishes so far, all in favor of Stain Wagon.
Also what the so called GREAT BOBBY ATLAS forgets to say,is when shit went bad for them, they got out and pulled their tails between their legs. As you can tell from the mails, you wont see a atlas capital loss. Hell you only see 3 total loses of theres being support,you see coven and stain. what makes this even better is we were out numbered.
This reminds me alot of when the goon titan died, RoadKill and Smash were the ones that killed it while atlas hid inside pos shields. They had friends do all the dying and came to claim credit for this. So as we can tell in this post he is searching for a reason to as why he failed stain and he feels the need to post on this forum to make it seem less like he was a coward with a larger fleet and more of a well we tried guys.
This is a pretty desperate attempt to flame Bobby. Leave the posting to the other goonies, it's not your thing. _______________
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EdFromHumanResources
Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2008.10.13 16:41:00 -
[39]
Edited by: EdFromHumanResources on 13/10/2008 16:42:51
Originally by: Dez Affinity
Originally by: Dabigredboat
Originally by: Bobby Atlas Edited by: Bobby Atlas on 13/10/2008 08:33:30 Stain Wagon (SE/ATLAS/C0VEN/SYSK) has since Thursday begun anew on campaign to reinforce/kill goon high ends in Esoteria. This culminated in the loss of a few goon towers over the weekend including 1 dyspro with only small skirmishes so far, all in favor of Stain Wagon.
Also what the so called GREAT BOBBY ATLAS forgets to say,is when shit went bad for them, they got out and pulled their tails between their legs. As you can tell from the mails, you wont see a atlas capital loss. Hell you only see 3 total loses of theres being support,you see coven and stain. what makes this even better is we were out numbered.
This reminds me alot of when the goon titan died, RoadKill and Smash were the ones that killed it while atlas hid inside pos shields. They had friends do all the dying and came to claim credit for this. So as we can tell in this post he is searching for a reason to as why he failed stain and he feels the need to post on this forum to make it seem less like he was a coward with a larger fleet and more of a well we tried guys.
This is a pretty desperate attempt to flame Bobby. Leave the posting to the other goonies, it's not your thing.
Flaming? Sounds much more like stating simple facts and unveiling the spin Bobby is working so desperately at.
Nice to see people like you riding to his aid though
Since ATLAS only seems to lose dreads to pos that have no support fleet(They run from anything else) I think their reimbursement will go over well. All of these losses were their Russian "Allies" they so graciously left for dead. ------------------------------------------------- Everyone hates goonswarm for one reason or another. ... And they promote ***gotism -Zurrar
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Dabigredboat
Merch Industrial GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2008.10.13 16:43:00 -
[40]
Originally by: Dez Affinity
Originally by: Dabigredboat
Originally by: Bobby Atlas Edited by: Bobby Atlas on 13/10/2008 08:33:30 Stain Wagon (SE/ATLAS/C0VEN/SYSK) has since Thursday begun anew on campaign to reinforce/kill goon high ends in Esoteria. This culminated in the loss of a few goon towers over the weekend including 1 dyspro with only small skirmishes so far, all in favor of Stain Wagon.
Also what the so called GREAT BOBBY ATLAS forgets to say,is when shit went bad for them, they got out and pulled their tails between their legs. As you can tell from the mails, you wont see a atlas capital loss. Hell you only see 3 total loses of theres being support,you see coven and stain. what makes this even better is we were out numbered.
This reminds me alot of when the goon titan died, RoadKill and Smash were the ones that killed it while atlas hid inside pos shields. They had friends do all the dying and came to claim credit for this. So as we can tell in this post he is searching for a reason to as why he failed stain and he feels the need to post on this forum to make it seem less like he was a coward with a larger fleet and more of a well we tried guys.
This is a pretty desperate attempt to flame Bobby. Leave the posting to the other goonies, it's not your thing.
No no no, this is not to flame bobby atlas, the mesiah, the great one. This is a more of a its okay to fail dude we all go though it. I mean idk how many times The Mesiah has failed atlas but im sure this is one of few cases right. i mean they made things look so easy when they took ALL THOSE TOWERS FROM US in esoteria. And i mean he did such a great job at camping stations and pos and fighting the goons away while in dock range. Thank you bobby atlas at being so good in eve.
http://www.daitengu.com/ohgod/dec20bobts.mp3 |

UnsignedInt
Gallente GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2008.10.13 17:03:00 -
[41]
grats grats good fights all around we didn't want those dreads anyways strategic retreats not surprised at all good job good job to all involved i applaud everyone
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Dez Affinity
Evocati.
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Posted - 2008.10.13 17:19:00 -
[42]
Originally by: EdFromHumanResources Edited by: EdFromHumanResources on 13/10/2008 16:42:51
Flaming? Sounds much more like stating simple facts and unveiling the spin Bobby is working so desperately at.
Nice to see people like you riding to his aid though
Since ATLAS only seems to lose dreads to pos that have no support fleet(They run from anything else) I think their reimbursement will go over well. All of these losses were their Russian "Allies" they so graciously left for dead.
Riding to his aid? More like riding to point out the failure of the poster I quoted. He was trying so hard to get in on the BOBBY YOU SUCK parade and came off sounding desperate. _______________
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Will Hunter
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2008.10.13 18:19:00 -
[43]
Originally by: Dungar Loghoth lag only effected us. i hate goons. god damn it goons. - bobby atlas
http://killboard.goonfleet.com/km/254772
check the killing blow 
heh
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Dabigredboat
Merch Industrial GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2008.10.13 18:31:00 -
[44]
Originally by: Will Hunter
Originally by: Dungar Loghoth lag only effected us. i hate goons. god damn it goons. - bobby atlas
http://killboard.goonfleet.com/km/254772
check the killing blow 
heh
HEH
http://www.daitengu.com/ohgod/dec20bobts.mp3 |

JackCo
GreenSwarm Atlas Alliance
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Posted - 2008.10.13 18:56:00 -
[45]
doh! i expected goons to come in this thread and say "gf"... boi what was me thinking  
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Will Hunter
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2008.10.13 19:01:00 -
[46]
Originally by: JackCo doh! i expected goons to come in this thread and say "gf"... boi what was me thinking  
dude have you seen that killmail!!!
lag killed bobby atlas asdfsdasdasdasdasdsd
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EdFromHumanResources
Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2008.10.13 19:04:00 -
[47]
Originally by: JackCo doh! i expected goons to come in this thread and say "gf"... boi what was me thinking  
We already tried making a "gf" thread. You folk ignored it in favor of this downward spiral.
I even tried to "gf" in local, none of you would respond :( I guess you'd have to be out of F9S to do that, I will run a cov ops down the pipe next time so that we may exchange our "gf" ------------------------------------------------- Everyone hates goonswarm for one reason or another. ... And they promote ***gotism -Zurrar
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Darius JOHNSON
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2008.10.13 19:14:00 -
[48]
Originally by: JackCo doh! i expected goons to come in this thread and say "gf"... boi what was me thinking  
"gf" stands for "good fight" does it not?
Originally by: Iroku Mata Darius is time to STFU and make your GSM place free for someone who got the humildity to have the job you claim and failled!
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Stretchmeat Crotchquake
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Posted - 2008.10.13 19:14:00 -
[49]
Edited by: Stretchmeat Crotchquake on 13/10/2008 19:15:17
Originally by: Will Hunter
Originally by: Dungar Loghoth lag only effected us. i hate goons. god damn it goons. - bobby atlas
http://killboard.goonfleet.com/km/254772
check the killing blow 
heh
I was wondering when our secret weapon would become public.
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Greckor Monmouth
THE FINAL STAND
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Posted - 2008.10.13 19:16:00 -
[50]
I like how goons, who have been conspicuously absent while they havent been winning any battles pop out of the woodwork when they kill a few ships. 14 caps aint THAT much. Gratz on the win Goons, but if you think Atlas will look at Bobby and say "im not gonna follow you any more!" because of you. Then you dont "get" atlas.
gogo Bobby, keep on losing dem caps 
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Darius JOHNSON
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2008.10.13 19:29:00 -
[51]
Originally by: Greckor Monmouth I like how goons, who have been conspicuously absent while they havent been winning any battles pop out of the woodwork when they kill a few ships. 14 caps aint THAT much. Gratz on the win Goons, but if you think Atlas will look at Bobby and say "im not gonna follow you any more!" because of you. Then you dont "get" atlas.
gogo Bobby, keep on losing dem caps 
I think you'll find both that goons didn't post this thread and have been doing just fine. To be frank, Atlas really isn't much of a concern. "Getting" atlas isn't on the agenda.
I concur though, Bobby keep losing dem caps.
Originally by: Iroku Mata Darius is time to STFU and make your GSM place free for someone who got the humildity to have the job you claim and failled!
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harry beanbag
Di-Tron Heavy Industries Atlas Alliance
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Posted - 2008.10.13 19:37:00 -
[52]
Originally by: Darius JOHNSON
Originally by: Greckor Monmouth I like how goons, who have been conspicuously absent while they havent been winning any battles pop out of the woodwork when they kill a few ships. 14 caps aint THAT much. Gratz on the win Goons, but if you think Atlas will look at Bobby and say "im not gonna follow you any more!" because of you. Then you dont "get" atlas.
gogo Bobby, keep on losing dem caps 
I think you'll find both that goons didn't post this thread and have been doing just fine. To be frank, Atlas really isn't much of a concern. "Getting" atlas isn't on the agenda.
I concur though, Bobby keep losing dem caps.
no goons posted a similar made of fail thread. I am so scared of you darius and your ability to talk out of your arse
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EdFromHumanResources
Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2008.10.13 19:41:00 -
[53]
Originally by: harry beanbag
Originally by: Darius JOHNSON
Originally by: Greckor Monmouth I like how goons, who have been conspicuously absent while they havent been winning any battles pop out of the woodwork when they kill a few ships. 14 caps aint THAT much. Gratz on the win Goons, but if you think Atlas will look at Bobby and say "im not gonna follow you any more!" because of you. Then you dont "get" atlas.
gogo Bobby, keep on losing dem caps 
- I think you'll find both that goons didn't post this thread and have been doing just fine. To be frank, Atlas really isn't much of a concern. "Getting" atlas isn't on the agenda.
I concur though, Bobby keep losing dem caps.
no goons posted a similar made of fail thread. I am so scared of you darius and your ability to talk out of your arse
We posted a thread one of your members evidently desired, that was there solely to give mad props and exchange statements of "Good Fight". But if you think his ass is scary wait till you see his face.
------------------------------------------------- Everyone hates goonswarm for one reason or another. ... And they promote ***gotism -Zurrar
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Darius JOHNSON
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2008.10.13 19:44:00 -
[54]
Edited by: Darius JOHNSON on 13/10/2008 19:46:02
Originally by: harry beanbag
no goons posted a similar made of fail thread. I am so scared of you darius and your ability to talk out of your arse
Good, maybe next time we redeploy to another region you'll know better than to think you can make a land grab because "nobody's there to defend". I'm happy to hear you say that you think bobby's thread is "made of fail" though.
Unfortunately for you in order to take space in this game you need to be both strong and capable. I think you'll find all you're getting smacking your head against that brick wall then fiercely running in the other direction is a headache.
Originally by: Iroku Mata Darius is time to STFU and make your GSM place free for someone who got the humildity to have the job you claim and failled!
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Porgy
Foundation Sons of Tangra
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Posted - 2008.10.13 19:44:00 -
[55]
Im poasting! I'm poasting!! Oh god please someone give me some attention poast poast poast! _______________________
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Odette Lucrece
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Posted - 2008.10.13 19:59:00 -
[56]
Originally by: Prof Patpending Edited by: Prof Patpending on 13/10/2008 11:36:34 People of Atlas, why do you continue to follow this man when all he brings you is death and embarrassment at being the only enemy that has ever lost a Cap Fleet engagement with GoonSwarm without support from its allies? Which is it warriors of Atlas?
I, to, fail at, psywar.
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Martin VanBuren
Eight year old girls GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2008.10.13 20:01:00 -
[57]
This thread rules
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harry beanbag
Di-Tron Heavy Industries Atlas Alliance
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Posted - 2008.10.13 20:15:00 -
[58]
you accidentily your whole fleet
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Stretchmeat Crotchquake
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2008.10.13 20:24:00 -
[59]
Originally by: harry beanbag you accidentily your whole fleet
i accidentally this thread.
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Dah' Khanid
Arcana Imperii Ltd. Atlas Alliance
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Posted - 2008.10.13 20:31:00 -
[60]
Bobby told me not to be an ass on COAD but we don't listen to Bobby anymore he is a failed FC and has delusions about being alliance leader, I personally will never follow him into combat again.
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bareface
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Posted - 2008.10.13 20:50:00 -
[61]
Originally by: Stretchmeat Crotchquake
Originally by: harry beanbag you accidentily your whole fleet
i accidentally this thread.
THEN WHO WAS PHONE? |

EdFromHumanResources
Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2008.10.13 20:59:00 -
[62]
Originally by: Dah' Khanid Bobby told me not to be an ass on COAD but we don't listen to Bobby anymore he is a failed FC and has delusions about being alliance leader, I personally will never follow him into combat again.
Troll or not, we encourage you to follow him into battle every single day. ------------------------------------------------- Everyone hates goonswarm for one reason or another. ... And they promote ***gotism -Zurrar
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Dabigredboat
Merch Industrial GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2008.10.13 21:16:00 -
[63]
Originally by: EdFromHumanResources
Originally by: Dah' Khanid Bobby told me not to be an ass on COAD but we don't listen to Bobby anymore he is a failed FC and has delusions about being alliance leader, I personally will never follow him into combat again.
Troll or not, we encourage you to follow him into battle every single day.
Yeah i mean bobby atlas is a great fc and all, following him around would get you killed alot more, you see goon fcs used to get fleets killed all the time and we loved them for that. Now all they ever do is kill fleets of dreads and other alliances bs fleets 
http://www.daitengu.com/ohgod/dec20bobts.mp3 |

EdFromHumanResources
Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2008.10.13 21:38:00 -
[64]
Originally by: Dabigredboat
Originally by: EdFromHumanResources
Originally by: Dah' Khanid Bobby told me not to be an ass on COAD but we don't listen to Bobby anymore he is a failed FC and has delusions about being alliance leader, I personally will never follow him into combat again.
Troll or not, we encourage you to follow him into battle every single day.
Yeah i mean bobby atlas is a great fc and all, following him around would get you killed alot more, you see goon fcs used to get fleets killed all the time and we loved them for that. Now all they ever do is kill fleets of dreads and other alliances bs fleets 
I am one of those old guard FC's he speaks of. Im (in)famous. Perhaps you will inspire me to pick up the mantle once again and show you how to truly suicide a fleet for nothing. ------------------------------------------------- Everyone hates goonswarm for one reason or another. ... And they promote ***gotism -Zurrar
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Tappits
Priory Of The Lemon Atlas Alliance
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Posted - 2008.10.13 22:41:00 -
[65]
Omg We are so epic fail why can we not win a fight with more numbers and already on grid we must be really crap at eve to fall for a goon snipe dread fleet 2 times running. Omg how does bobby keep it all going? What lies must he be telling us to keep us fighting this downhill war that we will never win because goons are just so much better than us? We donÆt even have a real home yet he still has a good member base in his alliance that are willing to lay there lives down for him within a blink of an eye and if he told us to just pack up and quit eve because we cannot win, we all would. How is it that he can do this? He must be an eve god or something?
Or it might be that bobby is not really in charge and itÆs the members that just want to die because its fun and bobby is really my alt and I am in charge of atlas or maybe non of this is really real at all and were just looking at this as a learning tool for life or something I just donÆt know but hereÆs some things I do know:
I like blue things I cannot spell I am really bad at Internet spaceships I am not into K/D ratios but I like been at the top of kill mails Slave sets donÆt take long to save up for. Slave sets donÆt take long to die if youÆre as bad at Internet spaceships as me These are just words. T h I s I s n o t a w o r d b u t this I s Peoke is really in charge of atlas (fail) alliance Bobby is a front and has no idea about combat in eve but is good at combat arms (allegedly) And I donÆt do drugs and you cannot have my stuff.
Thanks Tappits
O no I am not allowed to post on CAOD I mean GF.
---------------------------------------------- Pro BOB????? I fail At forums |

Sentinel Eeex
Caldari DarkStar 1 GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2008.10.13 23:38:00 -
[66]
You should siege just 5 minutes next time.
Might help.
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TroNaaR
Di-Tron Heavy Industries Atlas Alliance
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Posted - 2008.10.14 01:55:00 -
[67]
GF
Well played good sirs, I shall count the moments until I see thee again.
Love,
TroNaaR
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Stretchmeat Crotchquake
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2008.10.14 04:04:00 -
[68]
Originally by: Sentinel Eeex You should siege just 5 minutes next time.
Might help.
Yeah except lag usually makes it last 10.
God damn lag.
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jump her
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Posted - 2008.10.14 06:20:00 -
[69]
Also what the so called GREAT BOBBY ATLAS forgets to say,is when shit went bad for them, they got out and pulled their tails between their legs. As you can tell from the mails, you wont see a atlas capital loss. Hell you only see 3 total loses of theres being support,you see coven and stain. what makes this even better is we were out numbered.
This reminds me alot of when the goon titan died, RoadKill and Smash were the ones that killed it while atlas hid inside pos shields. They had friends do all the dying and came to claim credit for this. So as we can tell in this post he is searching for a reason to as why he failed stain and he feels the need to post on this forum to make it seem less like he was a coward with a larger fleet and more of a well we tried guys.
you so wrong i count 16 atlas on the titan killmail and they must be the best pvpers i have seen if they kill your titan for inside a pos
and here a link too show how you fail at smack http://www.atlas-alliance.com/killboard/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=29241
p.s and i see that 1 atlas member had top dmg 
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hipno
Di-Tron Heavy Industries Atlas Alliance
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Posted - 2008.10.14 10:16:00 -
[70]
Originally by: EdFromHumanResources
Also how did ZWV go for you today ATLAS? Good fights I assume
Good fight indeed. We went to fight you, but instead found UNL repping the dyspro pos you have in their space. Sorry UNL, those carriers you lost were supposed to be goons 
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IllCapitan
Minmatar Arcane Technologies Origin
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Posted - 2008.10.14 11:30:00 -
[71]
Originally by: hipno
Originally by: EdFromHumanResources
Also how did ZWV go for you today ATLAS? Good fights I assume
Good fight indeed. We went to fight you, but instead found UNL repping the dyspro pos you have in their space. Sorry UNL, those carriers you lost were supposed to be goons 
Ehh...does goons have moon mining POSs in UNL space that UNL have to repair when they get shot?
The word pet comes to mind....
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xttz
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2008.10.14 13:08:00 -
[72]
Originally by: Bobby Atlas We had known goons used sniping dreads recently in 111- esoteria but the expectation was with the size of this engagement that they would consider more "traditional" capital tactics. This was a flawed assumption and goons new flavor of the month tactic to use sniping dreads opposed to any semblance of "ballz deep" capital engagements proved to be enough to win this one.
So basically what you're saying is that you saw us use an effective tactic once and are now shocked and appalled that we used it again - taking advantage of your inability to counter it? It's the kind of tacttical insight we expect from someone whose complex invasion strategy extends to anchoring multiple sets of faction modules on a POS and spending all day repping them.
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Ess Erbe
Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2008.10.14 13:30:00 -
[73]
Originally by: xttz So basically what you're saying is that you saw us use an effective tactic once and are now shocked and appalled that we used it again - taking advantage of your inability to counter it?
We are supposed to be stupid ****s who can't do anything right and only fly velator swarms.
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DaiTengu
Gallente GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2008.10.14 15:47:00 -
[74]
Originally by: Ess Erbe
Originally by: xttz So basically what you're saying is that you saw us use an effective tactic once and are now shocked and appalled that we used it again - taking advantage of your inability to counter it?
We are supposed to be stupid ****s who can't do anything right and only fly velator swarms.
I fit Dual 1000mm Railguns on my velator
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drMile Kitic
Gallente Copperhead Inc.
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Posted - 2008.10.14 17:47:00 -
[75]
Bobby Atlas Suxs. Signature removed. Please resize to a maximum of 400 x 120 pixels and 24000 bytes. Navigator |

Straight Chillen
Gallente Solar Wind
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Posted - 2008.10.14 19:09:00 -
[76]
The Thread that keeps giving, Keep it up guys! Please resize image to a maximum of 400 x 120, not exceeding 24000 bytes. If you would like further details please mail [email protected] ~Saint |

Porgy
Foundation Sons of Tangra
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Posted - 2008.10.14 19:22:00 -
[77]
this thread is really missing dastommy _______________________
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harry beanbag
Di-Tron Heavy Industries Atlas Alliance
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Posted - 2008.10.14 20:12:00 -
[78]
first off,
Smash killed goon titan lolz.
Second, Bobby came on here to give a battle report for the people of the eve community. I am shocked at the reply s in this thread by goonswarm. Seriously this is just a video game, no need to get all emo. Internets spaceships is serious business? Have fun and stop crying cause you dont like bobby typing words.
side note good fight to RA/Rebellion last night. Never seen 4 separate gangs run into each other on the same gate at the same time lol. Quick battle report a atlas nano gang and a stain bs gang engaged a RA gang and Rebellion gang on a gate that i dont remember the name... Atlas nano gang engaged an RA gang 200+km above the gate as a separate stain bs gang jumped in and held the gate. A fourth Rebellion gang then warped in engaging the stain gang on the gate. So atlas and RA duking it out above the gate and Stain and Rebellion fighting on the gate. Atlas nanos inflicted heavy losses on RA and then broke off and warped back down to assist Stain in their fight(which they had under control :) Make fun of us all you want but SE are excellent group that doesn't deserve the crap that comes out of goon mouths) What was left of the RA and Rebellion gangs retreated and we chased for a couple systems, then went back and we looted the field. Was a crazy fight and we were playing "dangerzone" over comms to add to the epicness.
RA and Rebellion you should distance yourself from these goonies, you are a higher caliber than they. GF o7
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AnarkiTheStorm
Beyond Hope.
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Posted - 2008.10.14 20:39:00 -
[79]
i fit blasters on my moros. its either that or a tripple rep nos set up. --- Rararar.... |

Scatim Helicon
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2008.10.14 22:17:00 -
[80]
Bobby Atlas More like Bobby Worthless amirite -----------
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Roushi
The Renegades Asylum DEFI4NT
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Posted - 2008.10.14 22:35:00 -
[81]
Originally by: Bobby Atlas This was a flawed assumption and goons new flavor of the month tactic to use sniping dreads opposed to any semblance of "ballz deep" capital engagements proved to be enough to win this one.
What, you didn't engage in nano fa***try like your normal roaming gangs? They probably thought sniping was the only way to catch you.
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Elo Knight
Origin.
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Posted - 2008.10.14 23:03:00 -
[82]
I put on my robe and wizard hat
I CAST MAGIC MISSILE ON THE DARKNESS
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Maitsu
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2008.10.15 03:04:00 -
[83]
Goon fotm has always been and will always be "not logging in for dis"
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EdFromHumanResources
Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2008.10.15 03:54:00 -
[84]
Originally by: Roushi
Originally by: Bobby Atlas This was a flawed assumption and goons new flavor of the month tactic to use sniping dreads opposed to any semblance of "ballz deep" capital engagements proved to be enough to win this one.
What, you didn't engage in nano fa***try like your normal roaming gangs? They probably thought sniping was the only way to catch you.
Oh but you see we did not catch them. ATLAS heroically jumped all their caps out as we came in(Despite outnumbering us) leaving their russian brosefs to die. ------------------------------------------------- Everyone hates goonswarm for one reason or another. ... And they promote ***gotism -Zurrar
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Giltoniel
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Posted - 2008.10.15 04:05:00 -
[85]
GS your attempts to propaganda an arguement between Atlas and SE are funny. They won't work because SE doesn't read or post in CAOD, russians, remember. Besides they just don't care, they've got plenty more capitals to lose, so enjoy it.
Snip snip.
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EdFromHumanResources
Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2008.10.15 04:41:00 -
[86]
Originally by: Giltoniel GS your attempts to propaganda an arguement between Atlas and SE are funny. They won't work because SE doesn't read or post in CAOD, russians, remember. Besides they just don't care, they've got plenty more capitals to lose, so enjoy it.
Snip snip.
http://babelfish.yahoo.com/translate_url?doit=done&tt=url&intl=1&fr=bf-home&trurl=http://forum.eve-ru.com/index.php%3Fs%3Daf0408a008e324933b8ea535baed3018%26showtopic%3D13653%26st%3D520%26start%3D520&lp=ru_en&btnTrUrl=Translate
------------------------------------------------- Everyone hates goonswarm for one reason or another. ... And they promote ***gotism -Zurrar
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Will Hunter
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2008.10.17 00:15:00 -
[87]
I think its the perfect time for a nother bobby atlas battle report
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drMile Kitic
Gallente Copperhead Inc.
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Posted - 2008.10.17 02:30:00 -
[88]
Bobby Atlas suxs. Signature removed. Please resize to a maximum of 400 x 120 pixels and 24000 bytes. Navigator |

Gosmumset
Big Shadows Atlas Alliance
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Posted - 2008.10.17 04:42:00 -
[89]
Was a good fight last night. Thank you for bringing it.
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Prof Patpending
Bodgit and Scarper Industrial
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Posted - 2008.10.17 05:23:00 -
[90]
Can Dastommy do the battle report? I want to know hes explination behind being defeated and losing two towers while having more numbers and of course I want to see the word ****** used in every sentence.
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Dangerously Cheesey
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2008.10.17 05:43:00 -
[91]
Originally by: Prof Patpending Can Dastommy do the battle report? I want to know hes explination behind being defeated and losing two towers while having more numbers and of course I want to see the word ****** used in every sentence.
I'll give it a shot...
*angry words* Goons suck alone *more words* Russians *words* cap ships/cyno *still more words* we had fun
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Prof Patpending
Bodgit and Scarper Industrial
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Posted - 2008.10.17 06:14:00 -
[92]
Guess he would be right about the Russians since it is a well known fact that Russians always get theres are never lose and... and... wait arn't Stain Empire Russians as well?
On another note it is such a shame that I can't speak/read Russian as then I could go to the Russian eve forum and ask them directly.
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bareface
Kingdom of Kador
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Posted - 2008.10.17 13:26:00 -
[93]
Originally by: Prof Patpending Can Dastommy do the battle report? I want to know hes explination behind being defeated and losing two towers while having more numbers and of course I want to see the word ****** used in every sentence.
COATSE had more numbers, really? I bet they had more carriers too!
How about it was one of the best fleet battles I've ever been in. Manageable lag, long fight (6 hours?) with many people on both sides bringing 2 or even 3 ships.
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Tamir Lenk
Caldari Igneus Auctorita GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2008.10.17 14:41:00 -
[94]
Originally by: harry beanbag Was a crazy fight and we were playing "dangerzone" over comms to add to the epicness.
Losing dreads to POS guns = billions of isk
Making fight "epic" with Kenny Loggins soundtrack = priceless
Question: did you guys rub each other down with baby oil and then play volleyball in your Speedos after the battle?
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HyperDragoon
White Star Ltd Mjolnir Alliance
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Posted - 2008.10.17 14:51:00 -
[95]
Nice report, lmao @ "ballz deep".
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IllCapitan
Minmatar Arcane Technologies Origin
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Posted - 2008.10.17 15:02:00 -
[96]
You goons suuuure love to smacktalk |

Darius JOHNSON
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2008.10.17 15:09:00 -
[97]
Hey Atlas, you might want to forward the patch notes to SE every once in a while. The POS bug they just tried to exploit was fixed a few months ago. Get with the times.
Originally by: Iroku Mata Darius is time to STFU and make your GSM place free for someone who got the humildity to have the job you claim and failled!
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harry beanbag
Di-Tron Heavy Industries Atlas Alliance
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Posted - 2008.10.17 18:38:00 -
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Edited by: harry beanbag on 17/10/2008 18:44:07
Originally by: Prof Patpending Can Dastommy do the battle report? I want to know hes explination behind being defeated and losing two towers while having more numbers and of course I want to see the word ****** used in every sentence.
he's been banned but i'll ask him to write one up in corp chat.
From the desk of Dastommy:
Goontards held the system, we jumped in with even numbers and of course they ran. So then we sat at a pos waiting as goons tried to nap anything in a 50 jump radius. After a couple hours we went in and hit the goons. They had cap superiourity and won. Still ******s if you ask me
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harry beanbag
Di-Tron Heavy Industries Atlas Alliance
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Posted - 2008.10.17 18:41:00 -
[99]
Originally by: Tamir Lenk
Originally by: harry beanbag Was a crazy fight and we were playing "dangerzone" over comms to add to the epicness.
Losing dreads to POS guns = billions of isk
Making fight "epic" with Kenny Loggins soundtrack = priceless
Question: did you guys rub each other down with baby oil and then play volleyball in your Speedos after the battle?
The atlas rub down baby oil volleyball tournement is a standard after every fleet op. Stop being so bitter cause you arnt invited.
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Porgy
Foundation Sons of Tangra
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Posted - 2008.10.17 19:09:00 -
[100]
Originally by: harry beanbag
From the desk of Dastommy:
Goontards held the system, we jumped in with even numbers and of course they ran. So then we sat at a pos waiting as goons tried to nap anything in a 50 jump radius. After a couple hours we went in and hit the goons. They had cap superiourity and won. Still ******s if you ask me
A blatant forgery. There is no mention of boobs or alcohol. _______________________
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TroNaaR
Di-Tron Heavy Industries Atlas Alliance
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Posted - 2008.10.17 21:05:00 -
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Originally by: Prof Patpending Can Dastommy do the battle report? I want to know hes explination behind being defeated and losing two towers while having more numbers and of course I want to see the word ****** used in every sentence.
Our internal correspondants finally located Dastommy79 (We found him out back of his local sorority pantless and passed out in a pile of cups wearing an extremely large pair of red stained panties for a shirt ), to get a comment from him on how he has yet again failed us as a leader while calling all the shots of the COATSE coalition. He had this to say and I quote:
"I like Boobies, what can I say..." (We pause to wait for him to finish dry heaving and we all cringe as he wipes his mouth off on said stained huge panties), "Goons are yesterdays news and darius can tongue wash my taint" He stops midsentance as a 300 LB + lady comes storming out the back door (obviously mad about her underwear being on the news, and OMFG she has oofig in a headlock!!! FLEE!!!) So we all ran like hell.
Dastommy79 and Oofig are shown here in this pic with said large woman before the debauchery. (Yes those are the red and stained panties in question)
I will follow Dastommy79 anywhere. For any reason. (Except back to that sorority house!!!!). o7
And please if anyone see's oofig please message me immediately, we are all very concerned for his well being and have amassed a large rescue fleet. pst.
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Prof Patpending
Bodgit and Scarper Industrial
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Posted - 2008.10.17 21:38:00 -
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*Pulls out very old looking piece of paper*
OK got to add Member of Atlas with a sense of humour to my list of mythical things I have seen in my life. Goes right up there with rocking horse shit, the Loch Ness Monster and that Egyptian guy who didn't try to sell me a carpet.
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Yorda
Battlestars GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2008.10.17 22:12:00 -
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Never stop suiciding battleships~
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EdFromHumanResources
Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2008.10.17 22:56:00 -
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I am eagerly awaiting your new battle report Bobby. Just FYI when we saw you on grid in that mega we had to change our primary to you. We were obligated. ------------------------------------------------- Everyone hates goonswarm for one reason or another. ... And they promote ***gotism -Zurrar
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