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Kaeten
Hybrid Syndicate
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Posted - 2008.10.17 02:17:00 -
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Ok, bound to be many many more lines made by now.
This one made me lol irl.
If you have 5 dollars and Chuck Norris has 5 dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
________________________ I'M POOR
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Micheal Dietrich
Caldari Terradyne Networks
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Posted - 2008.10.17 02:19:00 -
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Chuck Norris died a couple months ago.
Death was too afraid to tell him.
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Atomos Darksun
Infortunatus Eventus Obsidian Empire
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Posted - 2008.10.17 02:24:00 -
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Chuck Norris once decreed Chuck Norris jokes were awful.
Your Mom jokes preceded and Chuck reverted to the old.
Originally by: Amoxin My vent is talking to me in a devil voice...
Atomos' Guide to Forum Flaming |
Jacob Mei
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Posted - 2008.10.17 02:26:00 -
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Chuck Norris is banned from running for the presidency out of fear of what he would do to those who didnt vote for him. -------------------------------- To borrow a phrase:
Players who post are like stars, there are bright ones and those who are dim.
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Alex Salas
BROTHERHOOD OF SPARTA Pupule 'Ohana
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Posted - 2008.10.17 03:28:00 -
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Chuck Norris can believe it is not butter.
___ EVE lies...rotating FTL!!!
http://myeve.eve-online.com/updates/patchnotes.asp?patchlogID=99
On the Serenity server, skills no longer train when the owning account is deactivated. Tranqu |
Last Wolf
Umbra Wing
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Posted - 2008.10.17 03:55:00 -
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Chuck Norris doesn't produce man butter, he fires man bullets. __________________________________________________________
Originally by: Liang Nuren wrong forum isroy i am vjery drunm
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Jacob Mei
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Posted - 2008.10.17 04:16:00 -
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Originally by: Last Wolf Chuck Norris doesn't produce man butter, he fires man bullets.
Oh god that mental image! It burns my minds eyes!! -------------------------------- To borrow a phrase:
Players who post are like stars, there are bright ones and those who are dim.
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Izaod
Caldari Repo Industries R.E.P.O.
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Posted - 2008.10.17 04:29:00 -
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Jesus walks on water... Chuck Norris swims through land
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Market Madam
New Nova Trade And Production
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Posted - 2008.10.17 04:53:00 -
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Originally by: Izaod Jesus walks on water... Chuck Norris swims through land
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Brisco County
Deep Core Mining Inc.
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Posted - 2008.10.17 04:53:00 -
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Children pee their names into snow.
Chuck pees his name into concrete.
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Hepziba
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Posted - 2008.10.17 05:51:00 -
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Chuck Norris' house has no doors, just walls that he walks through.
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goodby4u
Valor Inc.
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Posted - 2008.10.17 05:57:00 -
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MC UNMASKED!
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Deathhawk
Ore Mongers Black Hand.
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Posted - 2008.10.17 06:46:00 -
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Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
If you can see Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris can see you; but if you can't see Chuck Norris, you may be seconds away from death.
Chuck Norris' mother called him "Charles" once. Once.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity, twice.
Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.
CHUCK FOR WORLD LEADER!!!
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Etumretniw
Minmatar Sebiestor tribe
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Posted - 2008.10.17 09:58:00 -
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How much wood would a woodchuch chuck, if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? ...all of it.
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Brisco County
Deep Core Mining Inc.
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Posted - 2008.10.17 10:55:00 -
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Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas to bed.
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Antiochus Laetus
Gallente Nox Aeternu
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Posted - 2008.10.17 11:22:00 -
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Chuck Norris does not walk, the earth moves
The Federation above all. |
jason hill
Caldari Clan Shadow Wolf Sylph Alliance
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Posted - 2008.10.17 12:38:00 -
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"They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody." this one wins
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Saladin
Minmatar Eternity INC.
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Posted - 2008.10.17 13:13:00 -
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"Some say he could win a fight against Chuck Norris, and his nipples can cut glass... all we know is, he's called the Stig."
hrmm, think I might have missed the point on this one...
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Sokratesz
Rionnag Alba Triumvirate.
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Posted - 2008.10.17 13:40:00 -
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The only one of the chuck norris jokes that ever made me lol:
'When chuck norris goes swimming, he doesn't get wet; the water gets chuck norris'
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Havok Dryke
The Scope
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Posted - 2008.10.17 13:58:00 -
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Edited by: Havok Dryke on 17/10/2008 13:58:32 Chuck Norris can lock Mitnal`s threads.
Chuck Norris mined from Chribba`s asteroid, and got away with it.
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Originally by: El'tar I WOULD WARRIOR FOR WOMAN BELONG TO ME
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Straight Chillen
Gallente Solar Wind
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Posted - 2008.10.17 14:10:00 -
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Chuck Norris once took a job as a cowboy on a ranch. After the long day of work, Chuck and two other cowboys made a fire and relaxed and told storys of their great feats and accomplishments.
This one time i had to tame a wild bronco, It had no saddle but it still couldnt manage to buck me off. eventually tired and defeated the horse layed down and submitted, and I ride it to this day.
Thats nothing said the other cowboy. Once i had to trek 40 miles to find a lost calf. I found it at the bottom of a revine and had to use my rope to climb down. So I had to take it down with my bare hands and slung it over my shoulder and climbed back up the cliff. That cow lives on this very ranch today.
Chuck Norris just sighed quietly to himself, Slowly stirring the fire coals with his *****. Please resize image to a maximum of 400 x 120, not exceeding 24000 bytes. If you would like further details please mail [email protected] ~Saint |
DubanFP
Caldari Evil ALT Corp Axiom Empire
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Posted - 2008.10.17 15:11:00 -
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"Chuck Norris can tank Concord" _______________
"White, Black, Minmitar, Achura, Male or Female it doesn't matter to me. I'm an equal opportunity killer" |
Jacob Mei
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Posted - 2008.10.17 15:56:00 -
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When CCP needs to mercelessly go on a thread locking spree, the hirer Chuck Norris to kick the whiners ass. -------------------------------- To borrow a phrase:
Players who post are like stars, there are bright ones and those who are dim.
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Something Random
Gallente Aliastra
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Posted - 2008.10.17 16:38:00 -
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The one that still makes me chuckle...
Chuck Norris doesnt recognise the periodic table, he only believes in the element of surprise. |
supr3m3justic3
Caldari Hakata Group
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Posted - 2008.10.17 17:11:00 -
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There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.
Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won. ____ Magic Ghost training thread Lies
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Bish Ounen
Gallente Omni-Core Freedom Fighters Ethereal Dawn
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Posted - 2008.10.17 18:28:00 -
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Well, it's not a Chuck Norris joke, but it IS related, so I give you THIS. (NOTE: The blog post the link goes to was posted in response to a guy writing a stupid article about how men should go see the "Sex in the City" movie. So it's only semi-Chuck related, since it mentions Chuck. I still thought It was funny, and that I'd share.) Tactical Logistics using the last T1 Frigate hull!
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Akiba Penrose
Tribal Liberation Force
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Posted - 2008.10.17 21:10:00 -
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Chuck Norris doesn't teabag , he potatoe sacks.
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Slade Trillgon
Masuat'aa Matari Ushra'Khan
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Posted - 2008.10.17 22:00:00 -
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When children go to bed they look under their beds for the Boogeyman. When the Boogeyman goes to bed he checks under the bed for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
Slade
Originally by: Crumplecorn NerfBat is now known as the WaveMachine.
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Fink Angel
Caldari The Merry Men
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Posted - 2008.10.17 23:00:00 -
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Chuck Norris still continues to train when his subs have run out.
(Ooh, topical or what?!)
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Smurphy1
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Posted - 2008.10.18 03:34:00 -
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Chuck Norris clogs a toilet when he pees Chuck Norris doesn't sleep, he waits. Chuck Norris can overclock an abacus. The Universe will end when Chuck Norris slaps himself in the face. Thats what happens when an unstoppable force meets an inmovable object.
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