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![Kaeten Kaeten](https://images.evetech.net/characters/1031042569/portrait?size=64)
Kaeten
Hybrid Syndicate
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Posted - 2008.10.17 02:17:00 -
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Ok, bound to be many many more lines made by now.
This one made me lol irl.
If you have 5 dollars and Chuck Norris has 5 dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
![Laughing](/images/icon_lol.gif) ![Laughing](/images/icon_lol.gif) ________________________ I'M POOR
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![Micheal Dietrich Micheal Dietrich](https://images.evetech.net/characters/1475880492/portrait?size=64)
Micheal Dietrich
Caldari Terradyne Networks
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Posted - 2008.10.17 02:19:00 -
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Chuck Norris died a couple months ago.
Death was too afraid to tell him.
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![Atomos Darksun Atomos Darksun](https://images.evetech.net/characters/230186241/portrait?size=64)
Atomos Darksun
Infortunatus Eventus Obsidian Empire
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Posted - 2008.10.17 02:24:00 -
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Chuck Norris once decreed Chuck Norris jokes were awful.
Your Mom jokes preceded and Chuck reverted to the old.
Originally by: Amoxin My vent is talking to me in a devil voice...
Atomos' Guide to Forum Flaming |
![Jacob Mei Jacob Mei](https://images.evetech.net/characters/1049753116/portrait?size=64)
Jacob Mei
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Posted - 2008.10.17 02:26:00 -
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Chuck Norris is banned from running for the presidency out of fear of what he would do to those who didnt vote for him. -------------------------------- To borrow a phrase:
Players who post are like stars, there are bright ones and those who are dim.
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![Alex Salas Alex Salas](https://images.evetech.net/characters/1771509454/portrait?size=64)
Alex Salas
BROTHERHOOD OF SPARTA Pupule 'Ohana
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Posted - 2008.10.17 03:28:00 -
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Chuck Norris can believe it is not butter.
___ EVE lies...rotating FTL!!!
http://myeve.eve-online.com/updates/patchnotes.asp?patchlogID=99
On the Serenity server, skills no longer train when the owning account is deactivated. Tranqu |
![Last Wolf Last Wolf](https://images.evetech.net/characters/386848571/portrait?size=64)
Last Wolf
Umbra Wing
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Posted - 2008.10.17 03:55:00 -
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Chuck Norris doesn't produce man butter, he fires man bullets. __________________________________________________________
Originally by: Liang Nuren wrong forum isroy i am vjery drunm
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![Jacob Mei Jacob Mei](https://images.evetech.net/characters/1049753116/portrait?size=64)
Jacob Mei
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Posted - 2008.10.17 04:16:00 -
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Originally by: Last Wolf Chuck Norris doesn't produce man butter, he fires man bullets.
Oh god that mental image! It burns my minds eyes!! -------------------------------- To borrow a phrase:
Players who post are like stars, there are bright ones and those who are dim.
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![Izaod Izaod](https://images.evetech.net/characters/1257994513/portrait?size=64)
Izaod
Caldari Repo Industries R.E.P.O.
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Posted - 2008.10.17 04:29:00 -
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Jesus walks on water... Chuck Norris swims through land
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![Market Madam Market Madam](https://images.evetech.net/characters/730851314/portrait?size=64)
Market Madam
New Nova Trade And Production
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Posted - 2008.10.17 04:53:00 -
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Originally by: Izaod Jesus walks on water... Chuck Norris swims through land
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![Brisco County Brisco County](https://images.evetech.net/characters/911967810/portrait?size=64)
Brisco County
Deep Core Mining Inc.
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Posted - 2008.10.17 04:53:00 -
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Children pee their names into snow.
Chuck pees his name into concrete.
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![Hepziba Hepziba](https://images.evetech.net/characters/1676001093/portrait?size=64)
Hepziba
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Posted - 2008.10.17 05:51:00 -
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Chuck Norris' house has no doors, just walls that he walks through.
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![goodby4u goodby4u](https://images.evetech.net/characters/722175279/portrait?size=64)
goodby4u
Valor Inc.
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Posted - 2008.10.17 05:57:00 -
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MC UNMASKED!
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![Deathhawk Deathhawk](https://images.evetech.net/characters/764567665/portrait?size=64)
Deathhawk
Ore Mongers Black Hand.
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Posted - 2008.10.17 06:46:00 -
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Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
If you can see Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris can see you; but if you can't see Chuck Norris, you may be seconds away from death.
Chuck Norris' mother called him "Charles" once. Once.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity, twice.
Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.
CHUCK FOR WORLD LEADER!!!
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![Etumretniw Etumretniw](https://images.evetech.net/characters/413167492/portrait?size=64)
Etumretniw
Minmatar Sebiestor tribe
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Posted - 2008.10.17 09:58:00 -
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How much wood would a woodchuch chuck, if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? ...all of it.
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![Brisco County Brisco County](https://images.evetech.net/characters/911967810/portrait?size=64)
Brisco County
Deep Core Mining Inc.
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Posted - 2008.10.17 10:55:00 -
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Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas to bed.
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![Antiochus Laetus Antiochus Laetus](https://images.evetech.net/characters/640054958/portrait?size=64)
Antiochus Laetus
Gallente Nox Aeternu
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Posted - 2008.10.17 11:22:00 -
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Chuck Norris does not walk, the earth moves
The Federation above all. |
![jason hill jason hill](https://images.evetech.net/characters/154165245/portrait?size=64)
jason hill
Caldari Clan Shadow Wolf Sylph Alliance
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Posted - 2008.10.17 12:38:00 -
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"They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody." this one wins ![Very Happy](/images/icon_biggrin.gif)
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![Saladin Saladin](https://images.evetech.net/characters/147036729/portrait?size=64)
Saladin
Minmatar Eternity INC.
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Posted - 2008.10.17 13:13:00 -
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"Some say he could win a fight against Chuck Norris, and his nipples can cut glass... all we know is, he's called the Stig."
hrmm, think I might have missed the point on this one...
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![Sokratesz Sokratesz](https://images.evetech.net/characters/617542418/portrait?size=64)
Sokratesz
Rionnag Alba Triumvirate.
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Posted - 2008.10.17 13:40:00 -
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The only one of the chuck norris jokes that ever made me lol:
'When chuck norris goes swimming, he doesn't get wet; the water gets chuck norris'
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![Havok Dryke Havok Dryke](https://images.evetech.net/characters/921185776/portrait?size=64)
Havok Dryke
The Scope
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Posted - 2008.10.17 13:58:00 -
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Edited by: Havok Dryke on 17/10/2008 13:58:32 Chuck Norris can lock Mitnal`s threads.
Chuck Norris mined from Chribba`s asteroid, and got away with it.
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Originally by: El'tar I WOULD WARRIOR FOR WOMAN BELONG TO ME
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![Straight Chillen Straight Chillen](https://images.evetech.net/characters/835576044/portrait?size=64)
Straight Chillen
Gallente Solar Wind
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Posted - 2008.10.17 14:10:00 -
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Chuck Norris once took a job as a cowboy on a ranch. After the long day of work, Chuck and two other cowboys made a fire and relaxed and told storys of their great feats and accomplishments.
This one time i had to tame a wild bronco, It had no saddle but it still couldnt manage to buck me off. eventually tired and defeated the horse layed down and submitted, and I ride it to this day.
Thats nothing said the other cowboy. Once i had to trek 40 miles to find a lost calf. I found it at the bottom of a revine and had to use my rope to climb down. So I had to take it down with my bare hands and slung it over my shoulder and climbed back up the cliff. That cow lives on this very ranch today.
Chuck Norris just sighed quietly to himself, Slowly stirring the fire coals with his *****. Please resize image to a maximum of 400 x 120, not exceeding 24000 bytes. If you would like further details please mail [email protected] ~Saint |
![DubanFP DubanFP](https://images.evetech.net/characters/147795262/portrait?size=64)
DubanFP
Caldari Evil ALT Corp Axiom Empire
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Posted - 2008.10.17 15:11:00 -
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"Chuck Norris can tank Concord" _______________
"White, Black, Minmitar, Achura, Male or Female it doesn't matter to me. I'm an equal opportunity killer" |
![Jacob Mei Jacob Mei](https://images.evetech.net/characters/1049753116/portrait?size=64)
Jacob Mei
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Posted - 2008.10.17 15:56:00 -
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When CCP needs to mercelessly go on a thread locking spree, the hirer Chuck Norris to kick the whiners ass. -------------------------------- To borrow a phrase:
Players who post are like stars, there are bright ones and those who are dim.
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![Something Random Something Random](https://images.evetech.net/characters/862013233/portrait?size=64)
Something Random
Gallente Aliastra
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Posted - 2008.10.17 16:38:00 -
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The one that still makes me chuckle...
Chuck Norris doesnt recognise the periodic table, he only believes in the element of surprise. |
![supr3m3justic3 supr3m3justic3](https://images.evetech.net/characters/1336906760/portrait?size=64)
supr3m3justic3
Caldari Hakata Group
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Posted - 2008.10.17 17:11:00 -
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There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.
Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won. ____ Magic Ghost training thread Lies
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![Bish Ounen Bish Ounen](https://images.evetech.net/characters/646583736/portrait?size=64)
Bish Ounen
Gallente Omni-Core Freedom Fighters Ethereal Dawn
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Posted - 2008.10.17 18:28:00 -
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Well, it's not a Chuck Norris joke, but it IS related, so I give you THIS. (NOTE: The blog post the link goes to was posted in response to a guy writing a stupid article about how men should go see the "Sex in the City" movie. So it's only semi-Chuck related, since it mentions Chuck. I still thought It was funny, and that I'd share.) Tactical Logistics using the last T1 Frigate hull!
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![Akiba Penrose Akiba Penrose](https://images.evetech.net/characters/629766985/portrait?size=64)
Akiba Penrose
Tribal Liberation Force
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Posted - 2008.10.17 21:10:00 -
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Chuck Norris doesn't teabag , he potatoe sacks.
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![Slade Trillgon Slade Trillgon](https://images.evetech.net/characters/1470513625/portrait?size=64)
Slade Trillgon
Masuat'aa Matari Ushra'Khan
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Posted - 2008.10.17 22:00:00 -
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When children go to bed they look under their beds for the Boogeyman. When the Boogeyman goes to bed he checks under the bed for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
Slade
Originally by: Crumplecorn NerfBat is now known as the WaveMachine.
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![Fink Angel Fink Angel](https://images.evetech.net/characters/1392727366/portrait?size=64)
Fink Angel
Caldari The Merry Men
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Posted - 2008.10.17 23:00:00 -
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Chuck Norris still continues to train when his subs have run out.
(Ooh, topical or what?!)
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![Smurphy1 Smurphy1](https://images.evetech.net/characters/960854975/portrait?size=64)
Smurphy1
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Posted - 2008.10.18 03:34:00 -
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Chuck Norris clogs a toilet when he pees Chuck Norris doesn't sleep, he waits. Chuck Norris can overclock an abacus. The Universe will end when Chuck Norris slaps himself in the face. Thats what happens when an unstoppable force meets an inmovable object.
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![Mankirks Wife Mankirks Wife](https://images.evetech.net/characters/1000703411/portrait?size=64)
Mankirks Wife
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Posted - 2008.10.18 11:35:00 -
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Originally by: DubanFP "Chuck Norris can tank Concord"
lol
When Chuck Norris does a push-up, he isn't pushing himself up. He's pushing the Earth down.
Chuck Norris once tried Eve Online, and he is the reason Jove space is now off-limits to players. ---
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![Tzar'rim Tzar'rim](https://images.evetech.net/characters/1127930969/portrait?size=64)
Tzar'rim
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Posted - 2008.10.18 11:40:00 -
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Chuck's freighter is nanoed.
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![LaVista Vista LaVista Vista](https://images.evetech.net/characters/699886074/portrait?size=64)
LaVista Vista
Conservative Shenanigans Party
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Posted - 2008.10.18 11:45:00 -
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Originally by: Tzar'rim Chuck's freighter is nanoed.
Chuck Norris' freighter doesn't need nano. He can jump his freighter himself without a jump drive.
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![Tzar'rim Tzar'rim](https://images.evetech.net/characters/1127930969/portrait?size=64)
Tzar'rim
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Posted - 2008.10.18 11:48:00 -
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No he bumps people with it and kills them, because collisioning with Chuck DOES do damage.
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![Jim McGregor Jim McGregor](https://images.evetech.net/characters/786173472/portrait?size=64)
Jim McGregor
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Posted - 2008.10.18 17:48:00 -
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Edited by: Jim McGregor on 18/10/2008 17:49:02
When Chuck Norris gives you the finger, he is showing you how many seconds you have to live. ![Wink](/images/icon_wink.gif)
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Originally by: Roguehalo Can you nano Titans?
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![Karrade Krise Karrade Krise](https://images.evetech.net/characters/973887668/portrait?size=64)
Karrade Krise
Galatic P0RN Starz
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Posted - 2008.10.19 00:42:00 -
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Fighting Chuck Norris is a lot like fighting Concord, either way it's just not going to end too well for you...
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![Lance Fighter Lance Fighter](https://images.evetech.net/characters/206506965/portrait?size=64)
Lance Fighter
Amarr
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Posted - 2008.10.19 00:47:00 -
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"there is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live"
Originally by: Akita T
![Shocked](/images/icon_eek.gif) Seriously ?
![Shocked](/images/icon_eek.gif) ...wow... I'm such a forum ho' !
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![Zapp Brenigan Zapp Brenigan](https://images.evetech.net/characters/1090284036/portrait?size=64)
Zapp Brenigan
Caldari Ishukone Black Watch
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Posted - 2008.10.19 03:00:00 -
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The Big Bang Theory is named in honour of Chuck Norris's johnson. Chuck Norris didn't consider it an honour as his explosions are much greater.
Chuck Norris can divide by zero. He did this once and the Eve gate collapsed.
All 0.0 Alliances and the empires rent space from Chuck Norris because he owns all of the Eve cluster.
Chuck Norris is Caldari.
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![Karrade Krise Karrade Krise](https://images.evetech.net/characters/973887668/portrait?size=64)
Karrade Krise
Galatic P0RN Starz
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Posted - 2008.10.19 05:43:00 -
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The only "Main" in EVE is Chuck Norris, everyone else is his alt.
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![Micheal Dietrich Micheal Dietrich](https://images.evetech.net/characters/1475880492/portrait?size=64)
Micheal Dietrich
Caldari Terradyne Networks
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Posted - 2008.10.19 16:30:00 -
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Edited by: Micheal Dietrich on 19/10/2008 16:30:30
Originally by: supr3m3justic3 There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
Chuck Norris' Keyboard also does not have an escape key. There is no escaping Chuck Norris.
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![supr3m3justic3 supr3m3justic3](https://images.evetech.net/characters/1336906760/portrait?size=64)
supr3m3justic3
Caldari Hakata Group Blade.
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Posted - 2008.10.19 16:59:00 -
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The Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. ____
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![Bigeasy Bigeasy](https://images.evetech.net/characters/869136520/portrait?size=64)
Bigeasy
Caldari It's A Trap
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Posted - 2008.10.19 17:54:00 -
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Chuck Norris once walked down a street with an erection...There were no survivors.
Let them hate, so long as they fear-Caligula |
![Sgt Blade Sgt Blade](https://images.evetech.net/characters/1361540227/portrait?size=64)
Sgt Blade
Caldari Save Yourself Inc.
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Posted - 2008.10.19 23:29:00 -
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Bruce Lee is better then Chuck Norris....
Hypnotic Pelvic Thrusting Level 5 |
![Lord Zoran Lord Zoran](https://images.evetech.net/characters/852852643/portrait?size=64)
Lord Zoran
House of Tempers
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Posted - 2008.10.19 23:53:00 -
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Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
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![Kaeten Kaeten](https://images.evetech.net/characters/1031042569/portrait?size=64)
Kaeten
Hybrid Syndicate
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Posted - 2008.10.20 00:42:00 -
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Originally by: Sgt Blade Bruce Lee is better then Chuck Norris....
we have a ney sayer here! |
![Ryan Scouse'UK Ryan Scouse'UK](https://images.evetech.net/characters/146055347/portrait?size=64)
Ryan Scouse'UK
omen. Triumvirate.
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Posted - 2008.10.20 00:50:00 -
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Right I had no idea who Chuck Norris is from doin google it seems his flims ended like 30 odd years ago so why do people make such a big deal out of him? Nor did he do anything special he is a TV actor so how did he get so big of a deal to the world?
no EVE related content in signature. ~Weatherman |
![JordanParey JordanParey](https://images.evetech.net/characters/1448021079/portrait?size=64)
JordanParey
Minmatar Suddenly Ninjas
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Posted - 2008.10.20 02:56:00 -
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Because he's a tiny man with big muscles and it's fun to make fun of him?
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![Micheal Dietrich Micheal Dietrich](https://images.evetech.net/characters/1475880492/portrait?size=64)
Micheal Dietrich
Caldari Terradyne Networks
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Posted - 2008.10.20 04:25:00 -
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Chuck approves of lesbianism
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![supr3m3justic3 supr3m3justic3](https://images.evetech.net/characters/1336906760/portrait?size=64)
supr3m3justic3
Caldari Hakata Group Blade.
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Posted - 2008.10.20 15:33:00 -
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Originally by: Ryan Scouse'UK Right I had no idea who Chuck Norris is from doin google it seems his flims ended like 30 odd years ago so why do people make such a big deal out of him? Nor did he do anything special he is a TV actor so how did he get so big of a deal to the world?
Have you lived in a cave or something...or are you like 10 years old???
Chuck Norris will round house kick you back into you cave. ____
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![Micheal Dietrich Micheal Dietrich](https://images.evetech.net/characters/1475880492/portrait?size=64)
Micheal Dietrich
Caldari Terradyne Networks
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Posted - 2008.10.28 16:57:00 -
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Linkage
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![Slade Trillgon Slade Trillgon](https://images.evetech.net/characters/1470513625/portrait?size=64)
Slade Trillgon
Masuat'aa Matari Ushra'Khan
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Posted - 2008.10.28 17:37:00 -
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Originally by: Ryan Scouse'UK from doin google it seems his flims ended like 30 odd years ago so why do people make such a big deal out of him?
Either Google has failed you, or more the more likely option, you have failed Google ![Wink](/images/icon_wink.gif) ![Twisted Evil](/images/icon_twisted.gif)
But I do tend to believe that BL was greater.
Slade
Originally by: Crumplecorn NerfBat is now known as the WaveMachine.
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![COP BOSS COP BOSS](https://images.evetech.net/characters/2021718580/portrait?size=64)
COP BOSS
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Posted - 2008.10.28 22:20:00 -
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none of these are funny, none of you are funny, none of the people who told you these are funny
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![Micheal Dietrich Micheal Dietrich](https://images.evetech.net/characters/1475880492/portrait?size=64)
Micheal Dietrich
Caldari Terradyne Networks
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Posted - 2008.10.28 22:21:00 -
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Originally by: COP BOSS none of these are funny, none of you are funny, none of the people who told you these are funny
NO U!
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![Khraunus Khraunus](https://images.evetech.net/characters/1968857668/portrait?size=64)
Khraunus
Amarr Suddenly Ninjas Tear Extraction And Reclamation Service
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Posted - 2008.10.28 23:11:00 -
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Chuck Norris doesn't warp, stargates and planets warp to him.
Chuck Norris doesn't dock, stations are built around him.
The fastest U-Turn in Eve was made by Concord when they realized they were warping onto the same grid Chuck Norris was on.
Chuck Norris doesn't fit warp scramblers. He just tells your warp drive 'No'. Most importantly, how are you supposed to tell whether this is part of my post or my signature? |
![Culmen Culmen](https://images.evetech.net/characters/631663143/portrait?size=64)
Culmen
Caldari Allied Tactical Unit Brutally Organized Ruthless Gangsters
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Posted - 2008.10.29 00:30:00 -
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Originally by: LaVista Vista
Originally by: Tzar'rim Chuck's freighter is nanoed.
Chuck Norris' freighter doesn't need nano. He can jump his freighter himself without a jump drive.
that isn't a jump drive Chuck Norris is just round house kicking the universe _____________________________________________________
Why do i even need a sig? |
![Mazzarins Demise Mazzarins Demise](https://images.evetech.net/characters/130598942/portrait?size=64)
Mazzarins Demise
Profit Development and Research Association
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Posted - 2008.10.29 01:10:00 -
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Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC claiming Law and Order are trademark names for his left and right leg.
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![Grahv Exitus Grahv Exitus](https://images.evetech.net/characters/1800858949/portrait?size=64)
Grahv Exitus
Minmatar Noob Mercs
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Posted - 2008.10.29 01:38:00 -
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Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.
Chuck Norris invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe, with eleven herbs and spices. But nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear.
What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe.
Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11.... a suicide.
Chuck Norris doesnĘt wash his clothes, he disembowels them
Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill.
Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.
Chuck Norris discovered a new theory of relativity involving multiple universes in which Chuck Norris is even more badass than in this one. When it was discovered by Albert Einstein and made public, Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the face. We know Albert Einstein today as Stephen Hawking.
Chuck Norris doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.
When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.
Chuck Norris sheds his skin twice a year.
When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 numbers, he doesnt get charged. He holds up the phone and money falls out.
When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens. And dies.
When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score over 9000! ![Wink](/images/icon_wink.gif)
On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.
Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
Chuck Norris doesn't play god. Playing is for children. MacGyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips, but Chuck Norris can roundhouse-kick his head through a wall and take it.
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![NanDe YaNen NanDe YaNen](https://images.evetech.net/characters/1098361498/portrait?size=64)
NanDe YaNen
The Funkalistic
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Posted - 2008.10.29 04:27:00 -
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CCP invited Chuck Norris to Iceland to tell him impossible is nothing. Chuck Norris thought about it for a few seconds. This was the first recorded incidence of lag.
Chuck Norris doesn't use sunscreen. Chuck Norris applies beach bunnies liberally in circular motions.
Tuna stocks around the world are collapsing. Chuck Norris learned how to use chopsticks.
There is no past or future. Chuck Norris has hindsight and foresight.
Lucky Charms Chuck Norris Special Edition has no marshmellows, but if there were, the pot of gold would be at the beginning of the rainbow.
Thousands of Canadians were killed. Chuck Norris heard of the North American Free Trade agreement and interpreted it to mean roundhouse kicks no longer required anything in return.
Just kidding. Roundhouse kicks never get anything in return. Chuck Norris's foot is a universal constant defining escape velocity. |
![NanDe YaNen NanDe YaNen](https://images.evetech.net/characters/1098361498/portrait?size=64)
NanDe YaNen
The Funkalistic
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Posted - 2008.10.29 05:23:00 -
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Someone suggested I was out of Chuck Norris jokes. I called Chuck Norris and told him someone implied he was only awesome in a finite number of ways.
Islands sprout in chains. Chuck Norris gave the earth a pearl necklace.
Chuck Norris thought he had a mid-foot sprain. Then he looked outside and realized there were no dinosaurs and remembered getting drunk earlier to celebrate inventing time travel.
Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.
Chuck Norris no longer thinks about what CCP had to say, but the universe often thinks about Chuck Norris since then.
Chuck Norris can't play major league baseball because his urine is a performance enhancing substance.
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![cliff lightpool cliff lightpool](https://images.evetech.net/characters/869482389/portrait?size=64)
cliff lightpool
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Posted - 2008.10.29 08:02:00 -
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Chuck Norris has 5 dollars?
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![Irish Whiskey Irish Whiskey](https://images.evetech.net/characters/275950407/portrait?size=64)
Irish Whiskey
Caldari The Black Fleet The Black Alliance
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Posted - 2008.10.29 08:02:00 -
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Irish Whiskey can snipe Chuck Norris' 3rd page.
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![Jago Kain Jago Kain](https://images.evetech.net/characters/986626051/portrait?size=64)
Jago Kain
Amarr Pan Galactic Traders
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Posted - 2008.10.29 08:07:00 -
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Originally by: cliff lightpool Chuck Norris has 5 dollars?
Meh... Bernard Goetz has five dollars for each of you.
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![Xtreem Xtreem](https://images.evetech.net/characters/650467549/portrait?size=64)
Xtreem
Gallente Knockaround Guys Inc.
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Posted - 2008.10.29 10:16:00 -
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dunno if anyone has ever seen will it blend, some odd guy that blends things, like hockey pucks, magnets, and other hard things, well he attempted to blend chuck norris here
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