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Mankirks Wife
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Posted - 2008.10.18 11:35:00 -
[31]
 Originally by: DubanFP
"Chuck Norris can tank Concord"
lol
When Chuck Norris does a push-up, he isn't pushing himself up. He's pushing the Earth down.
Chuck Norris once tried Eve Online, and he is the reason Jove space is now off-limits to players.
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Tzar'rim
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Posted - 2008.10.18 11:40:00 -
[32]
Chuck's freighter is nanoed.
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LaVista Vista
Conservative Shenanigans Party
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Posted - 2008.10.18 11:45:00 -
[33]
Originally by: Tzar'rim
Chuck's freighter is nanoed.
Chuck Norris' freighter doesn't need nano. He can jump his freighter himself without a jump drive.
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Tzar'rim
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Posted - 2008.10.18 11:48:00 -
[34]
No he bumps people with it and kills them, because collisioning with Chuck DOES do damage.
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Jim McGregor
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Posted - 2008.10.18 17:48:00 -
[35]
Edited by: Jim McGregor on 18/10/2008 17:49:02
When Chuck Norris gives you the finger, he is showing you how many seconds you have to live. 
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Originally by: Roguehalo
Can you nano Titans?
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Karrade Krise
Galatic P0RN Starz
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Posted - 2008.10.19 00:42:00 -
[36]
Fighting Chuck Norris is a lot like fighting Concord, either way it's just not going to end too well for you...
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Lance Fighter
Amarr
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Posted - 2008.10.19 00:47:00 -
[37]
"there is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live"
Originally by: Akita T
Seriously ?
...wow... I'm such a forum ho' !
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Zapp Brenigan
Caldari
Ishukone Black Watch
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Posted - 2008.10.19 03:00:00 -
[38]
The Big Bang Theory is named in honour of Chuck Norris's johnson. Chuck Norris didn't consider it an honour as his explosions are much greater.
Chuck Norris can divide by zero. He did this once and the Eve gate collapsed.
All 0.0 Alliances and the empires rent space from Chuck Norris because he owns all of the Eve cluster.
Chuck Norris is Caldari.
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Karrade Krise
Galatic P0RN Starz
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Posted - 2008.10.19 05:43:00 -
[39]
The only "Main" in EVE is Chuck Norris, everyone else is his alt.
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Micheal Dietrich
Caldari
Terradyne Networks
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Posted - 2008.10.19 16:30:00 -
[40]
Edited by: Micheal Dietrich on 19/10/2008 16:30:30
Originally by: supr3m3justic3
There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
Chuck Norris' Keyboard also does not have an escape key. There is no escaping Chuck Norris.
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supr3m3justic3
Caldari
Hakata Group
Blade.
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Posted - 2008.10.19 16:59:00 -
[41]
The Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
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Bigeasy
Caldari
It's A Trap
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Posted - 2008.10.19 17:54:00 -
[42]
Chuck Norris once walked down a street with an erection...There were no survivors.
Let them hate, so long as they fear-Caligula |
Sgt Blade
Caldari
Save Yourself Inc.
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Posted - 2008.10.19 23:29:00 -
[43]
Bruce Lee is better then Chuck Norris....
Hypnotic Pelvic Thrusting Level 5 |
Lord Zoran
House of Tempers
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Posted - 2008.10.19 23:53:00 -
[44]
Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
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Kaeten
Hybrid Syndicate
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Posted - 2008.10.20 00:42:00 -
[45]
Originally by: Sgt Blade
Bruce Lee is better then Chuck Norris....
we have a ney sayer here! |
Ryan Scouse'UK
omen.
Triumvirate.
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Posted - 2008.10.20 00:50:00 -
[46]
Right I had no idea who Chuck Norris is from doin google it seems his flims ended like 30 odd years ago so why do people make such a big deal out of him? Nor did he do anything special he is a TV actor so how did he get so big of a deal to the world?
no EVE related content in signature. ~Weatherman |
JordanParey
Minmatar
Suddenly Ninjas
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Posted - 2008.10.20 02:56:00 -
[47]
Because he's a tiny man with big muscles and it's fun to make fun of him?
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Micheal Dietrich
Caldari
Terradyne Networks
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Posted - 2008.10.20 04:25:00 -
[48]
Chuck approves of lesbianism
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supr3m3justic3
Caldari
Hakata Group
Blade.
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Posted - 2008.10.20 15:33:00 -
[49]
Originally by: Ryan Scouse'UK
Right I had no idea who Chuck Norris is from doin google it seems his flims ended like 30 odd years ago so why do people make such a big deal out of him? Nor did he do anything special he is a TV actor so how did he get so big of a deal to the world?
Have you lived in a cave or something...or are you like 10 years old???
Chuck Norris will round house kick you back into you cave.
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Micheal Dietrich
Caldari
Terradyne Networks
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Posted - 2008.10.28 16:57:00 -
[50]
Linkage
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Slade Trillgon
Masuat'aa Matari
Ushra'Khan
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Posted - 2008.10.28 17:37:00 -
[51]
Originally by: Ryan Scouse'UK
from doin google it seems his flims ended like 30 odd years ago so why do people make such a big deal out of him?
Either Google has failed you, or more the more likely option, you have failed Google 
But I do tend to believe that BL was greater.
Slade
Originally by: Crumplecorn
NerfBat is now known as the WaveMachine.
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COP BOSS
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Posted - 2008.10.28 22:20:00 -
[52]
none of these are funny, none of you are funny, none of the people who told you these are funny
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Micheal Dietrich
Caldari
Terradyne Networks
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Posted - 2008.10.28 22:21:00 -
[53]
Originally by: COP BOSS
none of these are funny, none of you are funny, none of the people who told you these are funny
NO U!
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Khraunus
Amarr
Suddenly Ninjas
Tear Extraction And Reclamation Service
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Posted - 2008.10.28 23:11:00 -
[54]
Chuck Norris doesn't warp, stargates and planets warp to him.
Chuck Norris doesn't dock, stations are built around him.
The fastest U-Turn in Eve was made by Concord when they realized they were warping onto the same grid Chuck Norris was on.
Chuck Norris doesn't fit warp scramblers. He just tells your warp drive 'No'.
Most importantly, how are you supposed to tell whether this is part of my post or my signature? |
Culmen
Caldari
Allied Tactical Unit
Brutally Organized Ruthless Gangsters
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Posted - 2008.10.29 00:30:00 -
[55]
Originally by: LaVista Vista
Originally by: Tzar'rim
Chuck's freighter is nanoed.
Chuck Norris' freighter doesn't need nano. He can jump his freighter himself without a jump drive.
that isn't a jump drive Chuck Norris is just round house kicking the universe
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Mazzarins Demise
Profit Development and Research Association
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Posted - 2008.10.29 01:10:00 -
[56]
Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC claiming Law and Order are trademark names for his left and right leg.
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Grahv Exitus
Minmatar
Noob Mercs
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Posted - 2008.10.29 01:38:00 -
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Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.
Chuck Norris invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe, with eleven herbs and spices. But nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear.
What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe.
Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11.... a suicide.
Chuck Norris doesnĘt wash his clothes, he disembowels them
Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill.
Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.
Chuck Norris discovered a new theory of relativity involving multiple universes in which Chuck Norris is even more badass than in this one. When it was discovered by Albert Einstein and made public, Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the face. We know Albert Einstein today as Stephen Hawking.
Chuck Norris doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.
When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.
Chuck Norris sheds his skin twice a year.
When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 numbers, he doesnt get charged. He holds up the phone and money falls out.
When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens. And dies.
When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score over 9000!
On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.
Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
Chuck Norris doesn't play god. Playing is for children.
MacGyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips, but Chuck Norris can roundhouse-kick his head through a wall and take it.
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NanDe YaNen
The Funkalistic
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Posted - 2008.10.29 04:27:00 -
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CCP invited Chuck Norris to Iceland to tell him impossible is nothing. Chuck Norris thought about it for a few seconds. This was the first recorded incidence of lag.
Chuck Norris doesn't use sunscreen. Chuck Norris applies beach bunnies liberally in circular motions.
Tuna stocks around the world are collapsing. Chuck Norris learned how to use chopsticks.
There is no past or future. Chuck Norris has hindsight and foresight.
Lucky Charms Chuck Norris Special Edition has no marshmellows, but if there were, the pot of gold would be at the beginning of the rainbow.
Thousands of Canadians were killed. Chuck Norris heard of the North American Free Trade agreement and interpreted it to mean roundhouse kicks no longer required anything in return.
Just kidding. Roundhouse kicks never get anything in return. Chuck Norris's foot is a universal constant defining escape velocity. |
NanDe YaNen
The Funkalistic
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Posted - 2008.10.29 05:23:00 -
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Someone suggested I was out of Chuck Norris jokes. I called Chuck Norris and told him someone implied he was only awesome in a finite number of ways.
Islands sprout in chains. Chuck Norris gave the earth a pearl necklace.
Chuck Norris thought he had a mid-foot sprain. Then he looked outside and realized there were no dinosaurs and remembered getting drunk earlier to celebrate inventing time travel.
Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.
Chuck Norris no longer thinks about what CCP had to say, but the universe often thinks about Chuck Norris since then.
Chuck Norris can't play major league baseball because his urine is a performance enhancing substance.
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cliff lightpool
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Posted - 2008.10.29 08:02:00 -
[60]
Chuck Norris has 5 dollars?
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