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Brigitte Helm
Minmatar
Flying Fox Industries
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Posted - 2008.10.22 19:23:00 -
[1]
Talking with corp friends, what do you think
"... I was pressing control alt delete"
"... Red button green button.."
♪ "I know a song that will get on your nerves..." ♫
Come on do your best.... he he he
Hug a Carebear, Kill a pirate, squish a Rat, and tickle a dev.
Make Eve fun.... |
Bish Ounen
Gallente
Omni-Core Freedom Fighters
Ethereal Dawn
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Posted - 2008.10.22 19:28:00 -
[2]
Oh Shi...
Tactical Logistics using the last T1 Frigate hull!
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Pwett
Minmatar
QUANT Corp.
QUANT Hegemony
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Posted - 2008.10.22 19:35:00 -
[3]
"Hold my beer and watch this."
_______________
Pwett
CEO, Founder, & Executor
<Q> QUANT Hegemony
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Joshua Calvert
Caldari
Safespot Industries
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Posted - 2008.10.22 19:36:00 -
[4]
I wonder what happens if I press this......FOOM!
Peace and love,
Josh
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Hotaru Stargazer
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Posted - 2008.10.22 19:36:00 -
[5]
♪ Always look on the bright side of life... ♪
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Cmdr Sy
Appetite 4 Destruction
The Firm.
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Posted - 2008.10.22 19:37:00 -
[6]
Wild whooping?
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Benco97
Gallente
The Star League
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Posted - 2008.10.22 19:37:00 -
[7]
Well if it's anything like what would have been my last words had my recent car accident been fatal they'll be "oh fu....." said quite calmly and slowly and then a huge bang.
Not funny I know but those almost WERE my last words so I'll hold them dear for all time.
 Originally by: P'uck
You're a DUMBASS - bold italic underline at the VERY LEAST.
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NereSky
Gallente
Trinity Nova
Trinity Nova Alliance
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Posted - 2008.10.22 19:49:00 -
[8]
Edited by: NereSky on 22/10/2008 19:49:25
I'll mow the lawn tomorrow darling
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Blade Kinnerson
Flying Fox Industries
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Posted - 2008.10.22 19:50:00 -
[9]
"What do you mean incoming?"
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Kimbal Blade
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Posted - 2008.10.22 19:50:00 -
[10]
"They wouldn't dare"
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Jago Kain
Amarr
Pan Galactic Traders
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Posted - 2008.10.22 19:51:00 -
[11]
Edited by: Jago Kain on 22/10/2008 19:51:52
ninja edit for usual bad speling
Probably some variation on "calling occcupants of interplanetary craft", followed by an unbearably bright light and heat wave.... Karen didn't get to that bit.
I for one welcome our imminent demise at the hands of our new galactic overlords; at least it'll save me from the next round of Big Brother and endless repeats of Top Gear on Dave.
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The game will never be over, because we're keeping the meme alive. |
Jules Bcat
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Posted - 2008.10.22 19:52:00 -
[12]
"Mummy!"
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Shaun Livingstone
iMine Industries
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Posted - 2008.10.22 19:58:00 -
[13]
*whimper*
--
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Micheal Dietrich
Caldari
Terradyne Networks
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Posted - 2008.10.22 20:02:00 -
[14]
Hey what's this do?
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Verone
Gallente
Veto Corp
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Posted - 2008.10.22 20:09:00 -
[15]
AAAAAIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!1
\o/ EON FICTION WRITER OF THE YEAR! \o/
>>> THE LIFE OF AN OUTLAW <<< |
Fink Angel
Caldari
The Merry Men
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Posted - 2008.10.22 20:11:00 -
[16]
Watch me light this fart.
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Jacob Mei
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Posted - 2008.10.22 20:12:00 -
[17]
"well dude, I figure this is as good a time as any, last week your girlfriend came onto me...." *Boom*.
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To borrow a phrase:
Players who post are like stars, there are bright ones and those who are dim.
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Terail Zoqial
Caldari
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Posted - 2008.10.22 20:31:00 -
[18]
The necronomicon entities don't really exist...
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Etchyboy
Minmatar
Firman AB
101010 Alliance
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Posted - 2008.10.22 20:32:00 -
[19]
To wife/girlfriend: "Your sister didnt complain nearly this much when I put it in there!"
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Jorana Rowan
Gallente
Flying Fox Industries
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Posted - 2008.10.22 20:45:00 -
[20]
Oh look (points to the sky).... look at the two pretty suns.. and one of them's getting bigge......
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Brigitte Helm
Minmatar
Flying Fox Industries
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Posted - 2008.10.22 20:46:00 -
[21]
excellent so far...
Hey I just won the lottery....
Hug a Carebear, Kill a pirate, squish a Rat, and tickle a dev.
Make Eve fun.... |
Sleepkevert
Amarr
Rionnag Alba
Triumvirate.
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Posted - 2008.10.22 20:53:00 -
[22]
Game restart in 5. 4. 3...
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Add your own line! |
ReaperOfSly
Gallente
Zetsubou Corp
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Posted - 2008.10.22 21:09:00 -
[23]
If I press this button, the world will end. Don't make me...
*finger slips*
Oh shi-
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Gabrialle
Amarr
Sunspot Requisitions
Worlds End Consortium
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Posted - 2008.10.22 21:14:00 -
[24]
'I regret nothing'
'well thank F*** thats over'
'no work forever!'
'quick! i need to strangle a king with the intestines of a priest!'
'hey whats that glow on the horizon?'
'computer initiate self-destruct one second silent countdown authorization "never liked this bloody planet anyway"'
'what a c***y ending to a s***ty story'
'the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one...'
'well on the bright side the aliens believe in god, on the really bright side theyre gonna send us all to see him...'
'Thats no moon!'
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poppieface
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Posted - 2008.10.22 21:17:00 -
[25]
OM NOM NOM NOM NOM!
......
NOM NOM!
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goodby4u
Valor Inc.
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Posted - 2008.10.22 21:28:00 -
[26]
Atleast madagascar is fine.
or
They said it would evaporate!
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poppieface
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Posted - 2008.10.22 21:32:00 -
[27]
Edited by: poppieface on 22/10/2008 21:33:46
Edited by: poppieface on 22/10/2008 21:33:05
MANAAH-MANAAH!
doodoo-bee-dooh-dooh
MANAAH-MANAAH!
doodoo-bee-dooh
MANAAH-MANAAH!
doodoo-bee-dooh-dooh...doodoodoo-doodoodoo-doodoodoo-doodoodoo-doodoodah- doo-bee-doo-bee-doo-bee doo!
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NereSky
Gallente
Trinity Nova
Trinity Nova Alliance
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Posted - 2008.10.22 21:33:00 -
[28]
'You are 15th in the que to log in'
goddamnit....
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Maam
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Posted - 2008.10.22 22:22:00 -
[29]
Don't press what button?
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Blane Xero
Amarr
The Firestorm Cartel
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Posted - 2008.10.22 22:33:00 -
[30]
Edited by: Blane Xero on 22/10/2008 22:33:41
"Don't Worry! I know what i'm doi....."
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Lord Zoran
House of Tempers
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Posted - 2008.10.22 22:35:00 -
[31]
"whats the worse that could happen?"
"fk....."
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TornSoul
BIG
Libertas Fidelitas
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Posted - 2008.10.22 23:16:00 -
[32]
"Sure I can"
"Looks solid"
"Two can easily go through"
"'this wire live?"
"You did what with the what?"
"It's got a long fuse"
"He has a what?!"
"I can make it across"
"It's only a flesh wound"
"Looks cute"
"It's not that sharp"
"It's not armed"
...
BIG Lottery |
Jacob Mei
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Posted - 2008.10.22 23:28:00 -
[33]
"HAHA! And those enviromental nuts said we would kill the planet!"
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To borrow a phrase:
Players who post are like stars, there are bright ones and those who are dim.
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Keiretsu Destroyer
Amarr
Imperial Academy
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Posted - 2008.10.23 01:30:00 -
[34]
"To hell with all this"
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Brigsby5987
Caldari
32nd Amarrian Imperial Navy Regiment.
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Posted - 2008.10.23 02:12:00 -
[35]
"cut the blue wire"
"safeties on see?"
"That dress you wore last night made you look fat"
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Sig? where. There's no sig here. |
Daelorn
Perkone
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Posted - 2008.10.23 03:11:00 -
[36]
Edited by: Daelorn on 23/10/2008 03:10:59
"TAG YOU'RE IT!"
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Mankirks Wife
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Posted - 2008.10.23 03:18:00 -
[37]
"No. There's no way this thing can make a stable black hole. Here, I'll prove it to you...."
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Rob Z0mbie
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Posted - 2008.10.23 08:30:00 -
[38]
"Honey? is that you?"
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Prof Patpending
Bodgit and Scarper Industrial
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Posted - 2008.10.23 08:51:00 -
[39]
I know how to fix this! JUMANJI!
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Sokratesz
Rionnag Alba
Triumvirate.
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Posted - 2008.10.23 08:57:00 -
[40]
Originally by: Gabrialle
'I regret nothing'
Wyvern & Chimera fitting flowchart |
Abrazzar
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Posted - 2008.10.23 09:15:00 -
[41]
Surprised no one got this yet:
"Finally."
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Ideas for: Mining
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Rana Ash
Minmatar
Gradient
Electus Matari
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Posted - 2008.10.23 10:08:00 -
[42]
"No, this cannot be! I AM INVINCIBLE!!!"
lyret dedreen
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Myrhial Arkenath
Ghost Festival
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Posted - 2008.10.23 10:10:00 -
[43]
"Woops!"
Diary of a pod pilot |
jason hill
Caldari
Clan Shadow Wolf
Sylph Alliance
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Posted - 2008.10.23 10:32:00 -
[44]
dont be so shy ....Yer mum wasnt
destroy everything you touch |
Severe Civire
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Posted - 2008.10.23 11:09:00 -
[45]
"...although I will admit the possibility of a Resonance Cascade scenario is extremely remote..."
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Nissan Sentra
Directive Of Creations.
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Posted - 2008.10.23 11:20:00 -
[46]
Originally by: Mankirks Wife
"No. There's no way this thing can make a stable black hole. Here, I'll prove it to you...."
Signed
You Call, We haul!
http://oldforums.eveonline.com/?a=topic&threadID=742666 |
Prof Patpending
Bodgit and Scarper Industrial
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Posted - 2008.10.23 11:57:00 -
[47]
"Thank **** for that, no more Christmas to endure."
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Louis deGuerre
Gallente
Federation Zone Operations Command
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Posted - 2008.10.23 12:07:00 -
[48]
And no one will get my stuff ! MUHAHAHAHA!
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If you know the enemy and know yourself, you need not fear the result of a hundred battles - Sun Tzu |
Reven Cordelle
Caldari
School of Applied Knowledge
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Posted - 2008.10.23 13:51:00 -
[49]
"My god, its full of 'tards"
Good riddance to bad rubbish and all that. |
Khadur
Minmatar
The Priory
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Posted - 2008.10.23 14:18:00 -
[50]
"Are you gonna eat that?" |
mamolian
Madhatters Inc.
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Posted - 2008.10.23 15:57:00 -
[51]
TERRORISTS WIN! |
Dantes Revenge
Caldari
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Posted - 2008.10.23 16:39:00 -
[52]
In the event of a nuclear war:
1. Bend down, put your head between your legs and kiss your ass goodbye.
2. Two bottles of whiskey and some acid tabs, find a very tall building and watch the pretty firework show.
"Hmmm... I wonder what this does?"
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There's a simple difference between kinky and perverted. Kinky is using a feather to get her in the mood. Perverted is using the whole chicken. |
P'uck
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Posted - 2008.10.23 17:07:00 -
[53]
- Are you really sure it's a good idea to run the AI of the Doomsday Machine on a Microsoft OS?
- Yes, of course, doubleclick the friggin icon already! |
Sacul
Wreckless Abandon
G00DFELLAS
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Posted - 2008.10.23 17:12:00 -
[54]
DUCK AND COVER?? wut?wot? |
Slade Trillgon
Masuat'aa Matari
Ushra'Khan
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Posted - 2008.10.23 17:14:00 -
[55]
There are to many great posts to quote anyone of them so to all a hearty well played.
As for my...
"I have no idea whats going on"
Slade
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Zak Zerachiel
Caldari
Slacker Industries
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Posted - 2008.10.23 17:24:00 -
[56]
"So ladies and gentlemen, I'm proud to announce to you, the next president of the United States of America... John McCain."
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Jorana Rowan
Gallente
Flying Fox Industries
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Posted - 2008.10.23 20:59:00 -
[57]
Originally by: Reven Cordelle
"My god, its full of 'tards"
Win!  |
Malcanis
RuffRyders
Eradication Alliance
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Posted - 2008.10.23 21:03:00 -
[58]
"Why not? It won't hurt for long sweety" |
EnslaverOfMinmatar
Yarsk Hunters
DeaDSpace Coalition
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Posted - 2008.10.24 04:02:00 -
[59]
Since the end of the world is coming, give me all ur isks cuz u won't need them anywayz. |
Irulan S'Dijana
Amarr
Imperial Academy
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Posted - 2008.10.24 04:07:00 -
[60]
WTS virginity. |
Suze'Rain
Caldari
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Posted - 2008.10.24 04:12:00 -
[61]
"Oh my god?! What the.... f·ck is that? let me just get my camer-" |
Prof Patpending
Bodgit and Scarper Industrial
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Posted - 2008.10.24 11:44:00 -
[62]
"Your going to put that probe where?" |
Rawr Cristina
Caldari
Naqam
Exalted.
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Posted - 2008.10.24 12:34:00 -
[63]
Not again.  |
Brigitte Helm
Minmatar
Flying Fox Industries
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Posted - 2008.10.24 16:05:00 -
[64]
Originally by: Rawr Cristina
Not again.
lol I like that one.... |
Magorath
KR0M
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Posted - 2008.10.24 16:10:00 -
[65]
'WE DIDN'T LISTEN!' |
Plim
Gallente
Oursulaert Technology Institute
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Posted - 2008.10.24 19:03:00 -
[66]
"We have to destroy humanity to save it from the scourge of Generic Bad Guy Gamma"
Rudolf: "I was sworn to absolute secrecy by Santa Claus." |
Blane Xero
Amarr
The Firestorm Cartel
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Posted - 2008.10.24 19:43:00 -
[67]
Woman : So, wanna restart the human population?
Guy : Start? so you WERE sleeping!
*Snip slap bang* |
4nic8
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Posted - 2008.10.24 22:10:00 -
[68]
Originally by: Blane Xero
Woman : So, wanna restart the human population?
Guy : Start? so you WERE sleeping!
*Snip slap bang*
ha! |
Gabrialle
Amarr
Sunspot Requisitions
Worlds End Consortium
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Posted - 2008.10.24 22:22:00 -
[69]
Debug error!
Universe 1/1
This universe has requested the Runtime to terminate it in an unusual way.
Please contact the universe's God(s) for more information
(press retry to debug the universe)
Abort Retry Ignore |
Jago Kain
Amarr
Pan Galactic Traders
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Posted - 2008.10.24 23:04:00 -
[70]
Let the woman drive for a....
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The game will never be over, because we're keeping the meme alive. |
Illectroculus Defined
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Posted - 2008.10.25 00:04:00 -
[71]
'I told you this would happen'
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Davina Braben
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Posted - 2008.10.25 00:22:00 -
[72]
What does THIS do?
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MooKids
Caldari
Dark Echo Engineering
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Posted - 2008.10.25 01:49:00 -
[73]
Originally by: Rawr Cristina
Not again.
I was just about to post that too, Hitchhiker's FTW!
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CCP can patch away bugs, but they can't patch away stupidity. |
Arvald
Caldari
Ninjas N Pirates
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Posted - 2008.10.25 02:26:00 -
[74]
huh....and here i thought the SUN revolved AROUND the earth |
Lexa Hellfury
Maximum Yarrage
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Posted - 2008.10.25 04:09:00 -
[75]
Quick, someone gimme me another quarter! |
Jacob Mei
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Posted - 2008.10.25 05:25:00 -
[76]
Hey.... no one's watching the Lexus dealership! |
Ryn Antai
Amarr
Primary Solutions
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Posted - 2008.10.25 06:14:00 -
[77]
wow... i'm in the movie! |
Norwest
Prima Civitas
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Posted - 2008.10.25 06:28:00 -
[78]
"Did you just say it was a million-to-one chance? Idiot, now we're doomed!
Don't you know million-to-one chances crop up nine times out of te-*static*"
*****
Rule 27: 'Don't be afraid to be the first to resort to violence.'
-The Seven Habits of Highly Effective Pirates [schlockmercenary.com] |
Dantes Revenge
Caldari
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Posted - 2008.10.25 08:32:00 -
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With Microsoft gaining more and more dominance over the computer systems of the earth, the end of the world may be closer than you think |
Tobias Xiaosen
Gallente
The Perfect Storm
The Red Skull
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Posted - 2008.10.25 08:37:00 -
[80]
I remember a quote somewhere that kinda relates...
It was along the lines of an "expert" claiming the world couldn't end just before it did. |
Rayne Jameson
Gallente
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Posted - 2008.10.25 09:12:00 -
[81]
Skynet OS [Version 9.4.5400]
(C) Copyright 1984-1997 Cyberdyne Systems
C:\Documents and Settings\Miles>skynet.bat
Launching Skynet..... [ok]
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feiht'd'ero
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Posted - 2008.10.25 10:37:00 -
[82]
"oops"
"Hmm well that did not work"
"here is that ú1000 i owe you"
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Sikander 2
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Posted - 2008.10.25 11:22:00 -
[83]
"but which button to press? I know... eenie meenie miney mo..." |
Jago Kain
Amarr
Pan Galactic Traders
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Posted - 2008.10.25 14:32:00 -
[84]
Four more years! Four more years!
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Larg Kellein
Caldari
Agony Unleashed
Agony Empire
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Posted - 2008.10.25 15:46:00 -
[85]
"Yeah, put that Ferrari on my credit card, I'll drive it into the sunset".
Man, would it suck if some do-gooder showed up to save the world at the last instant.
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