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Angelina Trollie Imminent Ruin 1	Posted - 2011.09.11 19:19:00 - [1] - Quote -Sieh: StarDate 11-09-2011 When intrepid capsuleer Atarre of Dirt Nap Squad. woke up this morning he had no idea that by the end of the afternoon he would be married. Undocking from Sieh he popped a quick scan of the system and lo' and behold there was an Aeon on scan. What the deuce! he thought as he logged into TeamSpeak quickly and said guys I need people logged into Sieh right ***** now. Do it now, Do it right now! Scanning ships were scrambled and mom pilots rolled out of bed as the call went out stating ,"If you can fly this god-damn thing and you don't get online you are ****." Tahj with his scanning Loki was fortunately logged in at the time and nearly instantly had the mothership at 100 percent and warped to zero; POS be damned. ...only to see the unpiloted Aeon burning away from him 1800 m/s. Overheated modules came online and the chase was on as the former owner Morph Radory's pod impotently sat there attempting to close range. Atarre warped to Tahj and locked the mothership to ensure that wasn't going to happen; even if by some miracle the pod developed a module slot for a microwarp drive. The chase continued for some minutes and then it was time to snatch that * out of mid-air. Odosso warped to 0 on Atarre, jumped on board and quickly warped the Aeon to a safe where Atarre joined him shortly thereafter to take possession of the mothership and claim his prize. TLDR: From what we can put together, Morph Radory left his Aeon parked at a POS to join Raiden. As he quit his corp of Core Impulse the POS decided..I *** hate you and ** out his Aeon. At which point our guys were quite frankly in the right place, at the right time, and in the right ships for this to happen. Decorations of Grand Theft Aeon were awarded to the three with the title of Milf Hunter awarded to Atarre. Lawlz were had by all.
Lykouleon Wildly Inappropriate Goonswarm Federation 24	Posted - 2011.09.11 19:36:00 - [2] - Quote Riveting dialectic, good sir Lykouleon > CYNO ME CLOSER SO I CAN HIT THEM WITH MY SWORD
Darius III Interstellar eXodus BricK sQuAD. 24	Posted - 2011.09.11 19:37:00 - [3] - Quote I approve, condone, sanction, agree with, advocate for, back, encourage, endorse, promote, spur on, support, and love this activity. Now-are you going to deploy it against it's former fleetmates for extra win? Great job DNS! I have always liked your play style and your pilots are pretty cool guys. Except for when they killed my Ferdinand-that kinda sucked. We stole a nyx once, nothing nearly as LULZworthy as your heist though. Can you imagine what the owner was thinking as he saw the ship get boarded? Muhahahah
JSSix CRY.NET Core.Impulse 0	Posted - 2011.09.11 20:42:00 - [4] - Quote As far as I know (might be wrong) its Dame Death's alt ifso, hats off to you :) good job
Acthiliak Dirt Nap Squad Dirt Nap Squad. 0	Posted - 2011.09.11 21:45:00 - [5] - Quote JSSix wrote: Dame Death who?
JSSix CRY.NET Core.Impulse 0	Posted - 2011.09.11 22:19:00 - [6] - Quote Acthiliak wrote: JSSix wrote: Dame Death who? i have been corrected :) not dame :(
Thronde Navy of Xoc The Remnant Legion 0	Posted - 2011.09.12 01:14:00 - [7] - Quote Epic nevertheless.
XxCoeusxX Imminent Ruin 0	Posted - 2011.09.12 01:20:00 - [8] - Quote Way to go!!! Thats F'ing amazing
Atarre Dirt Nap Squad Dirt Nap Squad. 0	Posted - 2011.09.12 01:25:00 - [9] - Quote Thanks everyone, It was indeed Epic altho i want to thank all partys invulved. Raden's new member most of all. Couldn't have done it with out you bro. Atarre
Ospie Ransom and Kill Core.Impulse 0	Posted - 2011.09.12 05:51:00 - [10] - Quote Oh dear, entertaining read :)
Headerman Quovis Shadow of xXDEATHXx 63	Posted - 2011.09.12 07:03:00 - [11] - Quote ... That Aeon's already been replaced? :P
Soldarius Peek-A-Boo Bombers 0	Posted - 2011.09.12 08:26:00 - [12] - Quote Will Raiden. still take him without his super? I mean, isn't it a requirement for recruitment into Super-Cap Alliance Brosefs of the North?
Xearal SOL Industries Black Thorne Alliance 0	Posted - 2011.09.12 08:38:00 - [13] - Quote Nice story, Good read. Now go out there and get a fleet of them!
Efraya 6	Posted - 2011.09.12 09:00:00 - [14] - Quote Grouse yarn mate!
Theodoric Darkwind PonyWaffe Test Alliance Please Ignore 1	Posted - 2011.09.12 09:22:00 - [15] - Quote This is even better than TEST scamming a guy out of his Aeon a couple months ago.
Shenn Anigans Science and Trade Institute Caldari State 0	Posted - 2011.09.12 11:35:00 - [16] - Quote Haha nice one!
Lady Spank In Praise Of Shadows 0	Posted - 2011.09.12 11:42:00 - [17] - Quote Be very careful of whom you invite to the reception Get Out, Nasty Face
Mr Digs Dark-Rising Executive Outcomes 0	Posted - 2011.09.12 14:03:00 - [18] - Quote epic.
Calfis Dirt Nap Squad Dirt Nap Squad. 44	Posted - 2011.09.12 15:28:00 - [19] - Quote Theodoric Darkwind wrote: This is even better than TEST scamming a guy out of his Aeon a couple months ago. Yes, it is.
Dr3adP1rat3 Rob3rt52 Dirt Nap Squad Dirt Nap Squad. 0	Posted - 2011.09.12 17:26:00 - [20] - Quote Don't know whats more amazing, that Atarre wasn't trolling us or that they actually pulled it off. Either way, well done sirs!
Lord Ryan Derailleurs 8	Posted - 2011.09.12 18:13:00 - [21] - Quote nice
Calfis Dirt Nap Squad Dirt Nap Squad. 44	Posted - 2011.09.13 03:05:00 - [22] - Quote Raiden wants his mom back: [18:01:09] Atarre > thx for the mom \o/ [18:01:30] Morph Radory > yeah, ******* bug or soemthing [18:01:52] Morph Radory > Can I please by it back from you? [18:02:05] Atarre > no
Lyrrashae Crushed Ambitions 0	Posted - 2011.09.13 04:44:00 - [23] - Quote Lololooool, brilliant!
War Kitten Panda McLegion 26	Posted - 2011.09.13 14:40:00 - [24] - Quote Such epic fail and epic win, all in one thread! Brilliant! This is my signature.-á There are many others like it, but this one is mine.
Morganta Peripheral Madness The Midget Mafia 27	Posted - 2011.09.13 15:18:00 - [25] - Quote A ripping yarn good kinsman I wouldst peruse thy treatise again.
Kimli The Directive 0	Posted - 2011.09.13 17:17:00 - [26] - Quote Stupidity of the owner, if he wanted to leave said corp, why the **** not just stay in a safe somewhere cloaked up while leaving the corp, everyone with a sense would fit a faction cloak on their MS oh well nice grab :-)
Mos7Wan7ed Dirt-Nap Ship Yards Dirt Nap Squad. 2	Posted - 2011.09.14 00:19:00 - [27] - Quote Kimli wrote: Stupidity of the owner, if he wanted to leave said corp, why the **** not just stay in a safe somewhere cloaked up while leaving the corp, everyone with a sense would fit a faction cloak on their MS oh well nice grab :-) At some point a player must dock in order to apply to a new corp, their is no other way. More then likely, it's the noobs in his new corp that f'ed him in the @ss by accepting the application before he could get back and reship. Apparently, they need more mom pilots so badly they could not wait the 2 minutes it would take for the guy to hop back in his mom. If his corp had waited until he could reship then their would have been no mothership theft. But, that kind of stupidity is to be expected from large null sec alliances that hot drops anything that moves or attempt to hold space with mom blobs. This type of stupidity is what CCP has dumbed Null down to. Null is full of high SP super pilots that own everything, low SP noobs that are trying to hone PvP skills but don't know better, and high end ore miners. Oh and macro ratters.
Mos7Wan7ed Dirt-Nap Ship Yards Dirt Nap Squad. 2	Posted - 2011.09.14 00:19:00 - [28] - Quote
Lexa Hellfury Literally Awesome 4	Posted - 2011.09.14 09:28:00 - [29] - Quote Mos7Wan7ed wrote: At some point a player must dock in order to apply to a new corp, their is no other way. 2008 called, they want their long-since-fixed game mechanics back.
Logical Chaos The Ankou Raiden. 0	Posted - 2011.09.14 20:58:00 - [30] - Quote Calfis wrote: Raiden wants his mom back: [18:01:09] Atarre > thx for the mom \o/ [18:01:30] Morph Radory > yeah, ******* bug or soemthing [18:01:52] Morph Radory > Can I please by it back from you? [18:02:05] Atarre > no could you please stop setting every individual pilot = Raiden. I for one enjoyed the read, its just spacepixel after all! This thread could use some more logs though or is that fraction of a log everything that happened? I somehow cannot believe that.

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