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Halada Caldari Lone Star Joint Venture Wildly Inappropriate.	Posted - 2008.11.08 05:10:00 - [1] WTB forum cannot fulfill this special request, don't move it! Every time I read COAD I want to post my opinion but I know it'll be an epic fail because I can't smacktalk like a true man. Now, don't get me wrong. I don't want to learn smacktalking like, hum... Goodfellas or some other morons like them. I very much enjoy reading their forums and director forums every day for the juicy intel, but some of their directors are so *****ed I feel ashamed for them. It is almost impossible to find a post that is structurally well written with even a minuscule attention to grammar. RL pics from their thread just enforced the "moron" part. I wish I could post them here. Can I? Back to the topic at hand. So tell me, oh gurus of the epic smacktalk, how to properly respond to threads in CAOD. If you have the epic smacktalk qualities and can teach well, eve-mail. I pay per hour + tips! Or just stfu and read? Might as well perhaps Foamy for prez kthxs PS. Might be a troll, don't know yet* ★ LSJV now recruiting ★
Reptar Dragon THE FINAL STAND	Posted - 2008.11.08 05:28:00 - [2] CAOD sucks, C&P's not much better.
Razzor Blade	Posted - 2008.11.08 05:32:00 - [3] Halada it can be very dificult trully knowing if you are a troll or not, But you have to be honest with yourself, At the end of the day when you find yourself staring at the fit ass walking down the road does it have a ** on the front or a ***, That is the only way to know Im sure there are many other forums out there on the world wide web that can help you A. Work out how to smack talk, B. Work out if you atracted to men, But I think to everyone both answers are clear I hope telling your parents goes ok and your dad dont diss-own you ( I would ) D.
Halada Caldari Lone Star Joint Venture Wildly Inappropriate.	Posted - 2008.11.08 05:32:00 - [4] At least I get to meet old mates in C&P ♥ ★ LSJV now recruiting ★
Halada Caldari Lone Star Joint Venture Wildly Inappropriate.	Posted - 2008.11.08 05:35:00 - [5] Originally by: Razzor Blade Halada it can be very dificult trully knowing if you are a troll or not, But you have to be honest with yourself, At the end of the day when you find yourself staring at the fit ass walking down the road does it have a ** on the front or a *, That is the only way to know Im sure there are many other forums out there on the world wide web that can help you A. Work out how to smack talk, B. Work out if you atracted to men, But I think to everyone both answers are clear I hope telling your parents goes ok and your dad dont diss-own you ( I would ) D. HOMOPHOBE!!!!! You 12 or near, or a moron? I love it how people think calling someone a got is suppose to be the ol' all bad insult. You failed at covering even a small portion of my post. Begone ! ★ LSJV now recruiting ★*
Razzor Blade	Posted - 2008.11.08 05:37:00 - [6] And hence in my short post offending you you relise smack talk is simple, It just has to be personal. :)
Halada Caldari Lone Star Joint Venture Wildly Inappropriate.	Posted - 2008.11.08 05:38:00 - [7] z0mg it was a SMACK disguised in a LESSON! You are da master. Tip coming to you! ★ LSJV now recruiting ★
Razzor Blade	Posted - 2008.11.08 05:42:00 - [8] Originally by: Halada z0mg it was a SMACK disguised in a LESSON! You are da master. Tip coming to you! ;) So on a more personal note now that is out the way with, Have you had a good friday night ? Nicely lashed myself been watching fireworks with my son followed by some heavy drinking, What about you ?
Halada Caldari Lone Star Joint Venture Wildly Inappropriate.	Posted - 2008.11.08 05:43:00 - [9] Edited by: Halada on 08/11/2008 05:43:59 I couldn't lower my IQ low enough to grasp the basic concepts of a good ol' smacktalk so decided to get high with my brand new Hookah. It's working well in some departments. Plus whenever I'm drunk or high Foamy just makes me ** my pants. Do you know foamy? Edit: Whoever is at the fanfest can you whip a dev, this censoring bullsh!t is nonsense ★ LSJV now recruiting ★**
Razzor Blade	Posted - 2008.11.08 05:46:00 - [10] Originally by: Halada Edited by: Halada on 08/11/2008 05:43:59 I couldn't lower my IQ low enough to grasp the basic concepts of a good ol' smacktalk so decided to get high with my brand new Hookah. It's working well in some departments. Plus whenever I'm drunk or high Foamy just makes me **** my pants. Do you know foamy? Edit: Whoever is at the fanfest can you whip a dev, this censoring bullsh!t is nonsense I have never heard of the expression I can only relate to my teenage years where I did far too many drugs and was foaming at the mouth but otherwise you will have to enlighten me
NoMoreLies Project Nemesis	Posted - 2008.11.08 07:00:00 - [11] Edited by: NoMoreLies on 08/11/2008 07:00:16 So I watched the movie in that link... Sounds like someone got flamed one too many times? __________________________
Halada Caldari Lone Star Joint Venture Wildly Inappropriate.	Posted - 2008.11.08 07:08:00 - [12] foamy is awesome dude... ★ LSJV now recruiting ★
McFly C0LDFIRE RUDE Alliance	Posted - 2008.11.08 09:42:00 - [13] Neurotically Yours, classic oh so classic web toon....
Khadur Minmatar Fatality. Heretic Nation	Posted - 2008.11.08 13:41:00 - [14] tldr
admiral ahkbar	Posted - 2008.11.08 15:15:00 - [15] Originally by: Khadur tldr Then what was your ****ing reasoning to post? Go away.
Thor's Pet Financially Unsound Corporate Kinetics Unlimited	Posted - 2008.11.08 15:15:00 - [16] "Vente, what kind of ** speak is that? I just want a fu$&in LARGE coffee" .... When I first saw this episode I nearly ed myself. Foamy rules. As far as smalktalking, just say what you are thinking in the most simple way possible. Don't try to be too smart or artsy as you will end up just looking like an a@@. Whatever you do for God's sake do not ever post in a Triumvirate or Pandemic Legion post as you will just be begging for a ****ed response.
Thor's Pet Financially Unsound Corporate Kinetics Unlimited	Posted - 2008.11.08 15:16:00 - [17] Are you kidding me? I can't say Naz1?
kublai Art of War	Posted - 2008.11.08 16:51:00 - [18] I don't know, you delivered some grade a victim smack when I took you for 5 billion isk a few weeks ago, and like a true carebear you never did make good on the threats either, so i'd say you're up there with the rest of the smacker elite. btw, how DID your invasion of g00dfellas go, when will be start seeing sov change on the map? A-War Recruiting
Jake Stevens Heretic Militia Heretic Nation	Posted - 2008.11.08 17:15:00 - [19] Ill teach you well honorable young man. How much isk we talking btw, GARMON IS DA BEST GARMON IS DA BEST GARMON IS DA BEST GARMON IS DA BEST GARMON IS DA BEST GARMON IS DA BEST GARMON IS DA BEST GARMON IS DA BEST GARMON IS DA BEST GARMON IS DA BEST GARMON IS DA BE
Lokius Ahgamemnon	Posted - 2008.11.08 20:02:00 - [20] I hear No Trademark are epic smack talkers and then fail to deliver :/ I'm disappointed.
Jiix Zix The Black Rabbits The Gurlstas Associates	Posted - 2008.11.09 22:25:00 - [21] Originally by: Razzor Blade And hence in my short post offending you you relise smack talk is simple, It just has to be personal. :) You know, the name of the insulting game is that when you go personal at that point you have already lost the game. :) - J
Win ISK Hedion University	Posted - 2008.11.09 22:51:00 - [22] Edited by: Win ISK on 09/11/2008 22:52:56 Originally by: Halada WTB forum cannot fulfill this special request, don't move it! Every time I read COAD I want to post my opinion but I know it'll be an epic fail because I can't smacktalk like a true man. Now, don't get me wrong. I don't want to learn smacktalking like, hum... Goodfellas or some other morons like them. I very much enjoy reading their forums and director forums every day for the juicy intel, but some of their directors are so *****ed I feel ashamed for them. It is almost impossible to find a post that is structurally well written with even a minuscule attention to grammar. RL pics from their thread just enforced the "moron" part. I wish I could post them here. Can I? Back to the topic at hand. So tell me, oh gurus of the epic smacktalk, how to properly respond to threads in CAOD. If you have the epic smacktalk qualities and can teach well, eve-mail. I pay per hour + tips! PS. Might be a troll, don't know yet* You're obviously an idiot. First Tip: don't insult people using well known internet memes. Seeing as you're a complete idiot, you'll probably want to learn a little bit more about memes. You can do so here. Typing phrases such as "epic ____" or "kthxs" prove to your readers that you have no sense of imagination or humour. Second Tip: Learn to address your audience. You're probably thinking that everyone on EVE-O thinks your thread is hilarious. It's not. This is one of the worst threads I've read this year. In fact, posters such as yourself constitute the epitome of everything that's wrong with EVE-O's forums. Stop posting. I am sure you wont be missed. Third Tip: Learn to shut the ** up. The internet will benefit from this. Fourth Tip: If you need someone to teach you how to smacktalk, you're already a lost cause. This isn't unexpected, considering the corp your character is posting from, but it IS a great reason to heed the advice mentioned in the Third Tip. Fifth Tip:** You mu... you know what? Forget this. Halada, delete your thread. You are a waste of space.
Jack Gates Gallente GoonFleet GoonSwarm	Posted - 2008.11.09 22:55:00 - [23] Originally by: Halada Edited by: Halada on 08/11/2008 05:43:59 I couldn't lower my IQ low enough to grasp the basic concepts of a good ol' smacktalk If it were any lower I don't think you'd be able to type. I mean, you complain about structure and grammar, yet your form is atrocious, you behave like you're just starting puberty, and every other word you type is a **ing catchphrase. The only advice I can give you is to stop posting. No one needs to read your **ty opinions on CAOD.
Win ISK Hedion University	Posted - 2008.11.09 22:59:00 - [24] Originally by: Jack Gates Edited by: Jack Gates on 09/11/2008 22:55:58 Originally by: Halada Edited by: Halada on 08/11/2008 05:43:59 I couldn't lower my IQ low enough to grasp the basic concepts of a good ol' smacktalk If it were any lower I don't think you'd be able to type. I mean, you complain about structure and grammar, yet your form is atrocious, you behave like you're just starting puberty, and every other word you type is a **ing catchphrase. The only advice I can give you is to stop posting. No one needs to read your ty opinions on CAOD. e: and foamy **ing sucks I endorse Jack Gates as my running mate for the 2012 Special Olympics.
Okura's interimo	Posted - 2008.11.09 23:38:00 - [25] Some epic post are being made here. Keep going, I'm thinking Halada is getting some good lessons out of you guys.
Wetu	Posted - 2008.11.10 01:53:00 - [26] Has anyone seen my wallet.. i think i left it around here somewhere.
Dirk Magnum Royal Hiigaran Navy	Posted - 2008.11.10 02:32:00 - [27] Edited by: Dirk Magnum on 10/11/2008 02:32:26 This thread's thesis that one cannot post in CAOD without being able to effectively smack talk should serve as a declaration of CAOD's incredible dysfunction, even by the standards of the broader Eve forum. Beware, OP, if you nail shut the coffin of CAOD all of its residents are going to have to find somewhere else on the forum to post.
RubberDuckey Amarr Heretic Army Heretic Nation	Posted - 2008.11.10 03:20:00 - [28] Halada your a simple minded moron. Ignorant stupid *got who don't know nothing. Your a lonely loser whose only friend is a flickering screen with pixelating text. Go download some **, at least your hands will be busy. I am the blogging superstar...
Xailz Heretic Army Heretic Nation	Posted - 2008.11.10 03:26:00 - [29] Edited by: Xailz on 10/11/2008 03:33:13 Originally by: RubberDuckey Halada your a simple minded moron. Ignorant stupid *got who don't know nothing. Your a lonely loser whose only friend is a flickering screen with pixelating text. Go download some , at least your hands will be busy. I am the blogging superstar... YOU ARE JUST AFRAID OF OUR KIND DUCKEY *** YOUUU!! p.s. i did watch the link ------ I came, i saw, i posted ** ITT.
Halada Caldari Lone Star Joint Venture Wildly Inappropriate.	Posted - 2008.11.10 04:44:00 - [30] Ill be forming a top 3 of best smacks and announce winners with prizes. ★ LSJV now recruiting ★

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