Originally by: Razzor Blade

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Halada it can be very dificult trully knowing if you are a troll or not, But you have to be honest with yourself, At the end of the day when you find yourself staring at the fit ass walking down the road does it have a **** on the front or a *****, That is the only way to know

Im sure there are many other forums out there on the world wide web that can help you A. Work out how to smack talk, B. Work out if you atracted to men, But I think to everyone both answers are clear

I hope telling your parents goes ok and your dad dont diss-own you ( I would )

D.

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Originally by: Win ISK

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Edited by: Win ISK on 09/11/2008 23:06:43

Originally by: Halada

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WTB forum cannot fulfill this special request, don't move it!

Every time I read COAD I want to post my opinion but I know it'll be an epic fail because I can't smacktalk like a true man.

Now, don't get me wrong. I don't want to learn smacktalking like, hum... Goodfellas or some other morons like them. I very much enjoy reading their forums and director forums every day for the juicy intel, but some of their directors are so ******ed I feel ashamed for them. It is almost impossible to find a post that is structurally well written with even a minuscule attention to grammar. RL pics from their thread just enforced the "moron" part. I wish I could post them here. Can I?

Back to the topic at hand. So tell me, oh gurus of the epic smacktalk, how to properly respond to threads in CAOD. If you have the epic smacktalk qualities and can teach well, eve-mail. I pay per hour + tips!

PS. Might be a troll, don't know yet

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You're obviously an idiot.

First Tip: don't insult people using well known internet memes. Seeing as you're a complete moron, you'll probably want to learn a little bit more about memes. You can do so here. Typing phrases such as "epic ____" or "kthxs" proves to your readers that you have no sense of imagination or humour.

Second Tip: Learn to address your audience. You're probably thinking that everyone on EVE-O thinks your thread is hilarious. It's not. This is one of the worst threads I've read this year. In fact, posters such as yourself constitute the epitome of everything that's wrong with EVE-O's forums. Stop posting. I am sure you wont be missed.

Third Tip: Learn to shut the **** up. The internet will benefit from this.

Fourth Tip: If you need someone to teach you how to smacktalk, you're already a lost cause. This isn't unexpected, considering the corp your character is posting from, but it IS a great reason to heed the advice mentioned in the Third Tip.

Fifth Tip: You mu... you know what? Forget this. Halada, delete your thread. You are a waste of space.

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