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Kachak
Genos Occidere
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Posted - 2008.11.08 22:07:00 -
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Here is the situation:
I am playing interweb spaceship game, minding my own business, dirnking beer.
This girl suddenly appears at my door knocking. She's blonde so I invite her in. She's obviously full of vodka and just wants to sleep at me place. I say OK. I put her in me bed. GF GF
Now.. I lost 3 vexors because I wasnt paying attention to the spaceship game, I was actually dreaming about the girl sleeping in my bed. I got platinum insurance, but the fittings still cost a lot. I am almost bankrupt.
Is there a way I can punish this lady (ingame) for costing me 3 vexors? Do I need to be more careful about who I invite into my house? Do I need to drink less? Should I marry her?
Please elaborate..
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Nasty Master
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Posted - 2008.11.08 22:20:00 -
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Marriage.
^ This is a signature line, CCP needs to implement one. |
Dikanal
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Posted - 2008.11.08 22:25:00 -
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Ask her to help dock your Thorax.
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Kachak
Genos Occidere
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Posted - 2008.11.08 22:28:00 -
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Originally by: Nasty Master Marriage.
You think so? Well she kissed me once while I was putting her to bed. But I'm not really sure if that was supposed to mean "I'm all yours" kiss, or "I'm just feking drunk" kiss.
God please help me out here I don't know what to do..
Maybe you're right I just need need to collect meself and ask her to marry me. She is blonde and nice looking. How could I fek this up?
OK if thats what you think, I will ask her now..
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Kachak
Genos Occidere
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Posted - 2008.11.08 22:30:00 -
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Originally by: Dikanal Ask her to help dock your Thorax.
I'm not taliking about the spaceship game here, I'm talking about something that is actually happening IRL.
But yes go dock your Thorax.. Whatever that means..
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Kara Mitsui
Malevolent Evolution The Church.
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Posted - 2008.11.08 22:33:00 -
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Originally by: Kachak
Originally by: Nasty Master Marriage.
You think so? Well she kissed me once while I was putting her to bed. But I'm not really sure if that was supposed to mean "I'm all yours" kiss, or "I'm just feking drunk" kiss.
God please help me out here I don't know what to do..
Maybe you're right I just need need to collect meself and ask her to marry me. She is blonde and nice looking. How could I fek this up?
OK if thats what you think, I will ask her now..
Say this exactly:
"Hey *****, marry me or get the fuck out![/b]
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Kachak
Genos Occidere
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Posted - 2008.11.08 22:36:00 -
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Originally by: Kara Mitsui
Originally by: Kachak
Originally by: Nasty Master Marriage.
You think so? Well she kissed me once while I was putting her to bed. But I'm not really sure if that was supposed to mean "I'm all yours" kiss, or "I'm just feking drunk" kiss.
God please help me out here I don't know what to do..
Maybe you're right I just need need to collect meself and ask her to marry me. She is blonde and nice looking. How could I fek this up?
OK if thats what you think, I will ask her now..
Say this exactly:
"Hey *****, marry me or get the fuck out![/b]
OK I just slapeed her awake, and ask her to marry me.
She slapped back and went on sleeping.
What do I do now? She is feking good looking too..
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kublai
Art of War
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Posted - 2008.11.08 22:40:00 -
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Wouldn't it be easier to just buy a garmon mask on e-bay?
I mean, you already joined the fanclub corp and all.
A-War Recruiting |
croakroach
Gallente DEATH'S LEGION
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Posted - 2008.11.08 22:42:00 -
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1.- did she salvage your wreck after poping your vexor ? 2.- She poped your vexor and left the wreck there for you to clean up ? if answer is number 1 then marry her if answer is number 2 let her go
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Nasty Master
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Posted - 2008.11.08 22:43:00 -
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Originally by: Kachak
Originally by: Kara Mitsui
Originally by: Kachak
Originally by: Nasty Master Marriage.
You think so? Well she kissed me once while I was putting her to bed. But I'm not really sure if that was supposed to mean "I'm all yours" kiss, or "I'm just feking drunk" kiss.
God please help me out here I don't know what to do..
Maybe you're right I just need need to collect meself and ask her to marry me. She is blonde and nice looking. How could I fek this up?
OK if thats what you think, I will ask her now..
Say this exactly:
"Hey *****, marry me or get the fuck out![/b]
OK I just slapeed her awake, and ask her to marry me.
She slapped back and went on sleeping.
What do I do now? She is feking good looking too..
I think you should have RL SECKZ!
^ This is a signature line, CCP needs to implement one. |
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PsychoBones
Project Nemesis
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Posted - 2008.11.08 23:18:00 -
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Wait...you have a drunk blonde in your bed and you're playing eve?
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Lance Tyr
Minmatar C-R Logistics Pupule 'Ohana
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Posted - 2008.11.08 23:32:00 -
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Originally by: PsychoBones Wait...you have a drunk blonde in your bed and you're playing eve?
i know! right. this topic is so 4chan...
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Amarr'd
Amarr
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Posted - 2008.11.08 23:35:00 -
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Originally by: kublai Wouldn't it be easier to just buy a garmon mask on e-bay?
I mean, you already joined the fanclub corp and all.
Or maybe it is another garmon alt?
GARMON IS A NOOB???
C/D
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Demitria Fernir
Caldari Science and Trade Institute
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Posted - 2008.11.08 23:40:00 -
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Originally by: Amarr'd
Originally by: kublai Wouldn't it be easier to just buy a garmon mask on e-bay?
I mean, you already joined the fanclub corp and all.
Or maybe it is another garmon alt?
GARMON IS A NOOB???
C/D
D
also confirming that i'm not a garmon's alt _______________________________________________ 10100110010100101010011010100101001100101110101 I will Conquer My Signature Somewhere in the future 10100110010100101010011010100101001100101110101 |
Commander Thrawn
Fluffy Rabbit Killers
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Posted - 2008.11.08 23:58:00 -
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park you geddon in her porthole....while she sleeps?
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Dirk Magnum
Royal Hiigaran Navy
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Posted - 2008.11.09 01:37:00 -
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This thread is just the first step towards an impending murder-suicide tbh.
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mamolian
Madhatters Inc.
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Posted - 2008.11.09 02:21:00 -
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Airlock the *****.. -----------
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Dirk Magnum
Royal Hiigaran Navy
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Posted - 2008.11.09 02:33:00 -
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Also, pictures or this didn't happen.
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Setana Manoro
Gallente Firefly Inc.
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Posted - 2008.11.09 04:08:00 -
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Garmon is beginning to be way too fotm to be cool anymore.
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Murk Loar
Polytope
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Posted - 2008.11.09 05:28:00 -
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Tell your sister to stop being a freeloader. |
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Gneeznow
Minmatar North Eastern Swat Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2008.11.09 05:35:00 -
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do it !
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geomatica
R.E.C.O.N. The Firm.
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Posted - 2008.11.09 05:41:00 -
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You has to make your thorax shoot it's drones at her pod.
Then she's stuck marrying you kekekekelolz Sig Coming Soon(TM)
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Tzar'rim
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Posted - 2008.11.09 10:08:00 -
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Originally by: Setana Manoro Garmon is beginning to be way too fotm to be cool anymore.
Beginning?
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Radcjk
Caldari Gladiators of Rage Wildly Inappropriate.
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Posted - 2008.11.09 16:35:00 -
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4/10
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Turqoise
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Posted - 2008.11.09 17:27:00 -
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drink whiskey next time.
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Inturist
Soviet Force Soviet Mercenary
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Posted - 2008.11.09 17:47:00 -
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Drink vodka , helps alot --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
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Le Skunk
Low Sec Liberators
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Posted - 2008.11.09 17:56:00 -
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down with this sort of thing
SKUNK
Originally by: CCP Navigator
People who think I am joking or talking big are going to understand very quickly that there will be order
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Lord Windu
Imperiosus Tutela
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Posted - 2008.11.09 18:55:00 -
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Woman, blonde, drunk, in my bed? I think I would have to do some exploration while she sleeps.
Sig coming SoonÖ |
Zak Zerachiel
Caldari Slacker Industries
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Posted - 2008.11.09 21:18:00 -
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What poorhouse country would one have to live in to get dumb-drunk hot-chicks to just knock on your door for a place to sleep?
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Win ISK
Hedion University
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Posted - 2008.11.09 22:32:00 -
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1/10.
Grade: F.
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