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Kachak
Genos Occidere
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Posted - 2008.11.08 22:07:00 -
[1]
Here is the situation:
I am playing interweb spaceship game, minding my own business, dirnking beer.
This girl suddenly appears at my door knocking. She's blonde so I invite her in. She's obviously full of vodka and just wants to sleep at me place. I say OK. I put her in me bed. GF GF
Now.. I lost 3 vexors because I wasnt paying attention to the spaceship game, I was actually dreaming about the girl sleeping in my bed. I got platinum insurance, but the fittings still cost a lot. I am almost bankrupt.
Is there a way I can punish this lady (ingame) for costing me 3 vexors? Do I need to be more careful about who I invite into my house? Do I need to drink less? Should I marry her?
Please elaborate..
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Nasty Master
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Posted - 2008.11.08 22:20:00 -
[2]
Marriage.
^ This is a signature line, CCP needs to implement one. |
Dikanal
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Posted - 2008.11.08 22:25:00 -
[3]
Ask her to help dock your Thorax.
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Kachak
Genos Occidere
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Posted - 2008.11.08 22:28:00 -
[4]
 Originally by: Nasty Master
Marriage.
You think so? Well she kissed me once while I was putting her to bed. But I'm not really sure if that was supposed to mean "I'm all yours" kiss, or "I'm just feking drunk" kiss.
God please help me out here I don't know what to do..
Maybe you're right I just need need to collect meself and ask her to marry me. She is blonde and nice looking. How could I fek this up?
OK if thats what you think, I will ask her now..
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Kachak
Genos Occidere
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Posted - 2008.11.08 22:30:00 -
[5]
Originally by: Dikanal
Ask her to help dock your Thorax.
I'm not taliking about the spaceship game here, I'm talking about something that is actually happening IRL.
But yes go dock your Thorax.. Whatever that means..
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Kara Mitsui
Malevolent Evolution
The Church.
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Posted - 2008.11.08 22:33:00 -
[6]
Originally by: Kachak
Originally by: Nasty Master
Marriage.
You think so? Well she kissed me once while I was putting her to bed. But I'm not really sure if that was supposed to mean "I'm all yours" kiss, or "I'm just feking drunk" kiss.
God please help me out here I don't know what to do..
Maybe you're right I just need need to collect meself and ask her to marry me. She is blonde and nice looking. How could I fek this up?
OK if thats what you think, I will ask her now..
Say this exactly:
"Hey *****, marry me or get the fuck out![/b]
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Kachak
Genos Occidere
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Posted - 2008.11.08 22:36:00 -
[7]
Originally by: Kara Mitsui
Originally by: Kachak
Originally by: Nasty Master
Marriage.
You think so? Well she kissed me once while I was putting her to bed. But I'm not really sure if that was supposed to mean "I'm all yours" kiss, or "I'm just feking drunk" kiss.
God please help me out here I don't know what to do..
Maybe you're right I just need need to collect meself and ask her to marry me. She is blonde and nice looking. How could I fek this up?
OK if thats what you think, I will ask her now..
Say this exactly:
"Hey *****, marry me or get the fuck out![/b]
OK I just slapeed her awake, and ask her to marry me.
She slapped back and went on sleeping.
What do I do now? She is feking good looking too..
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kublai
Art of War
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Posted - 2008.11.08 22:40:00 -
[8]
Wouldn't it be easier to just buy a garmon mask on e-bay?
I mean, you already joined the fanclub corp and all.
A-War Recruiting |
croakroach
Gallente
DEATH'S LEGION
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Posted - 2008.11.08 22:42:00 -
[9]
1.- did she salvage your wreck after poping your vexor ?
2.- She poped your vexor and left the wreck there for you to clean up ?
if answer is number 1 then marry her
if answer is number 2 let her go
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Nasty Master
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Posted - 2008.11.08 22:43:00 -
[10]
Originally by: Kachak
Originally by: Kara Mitsui
Originally by: Kachak
Originally by: Nasty Master
Marriage.
You think so? Well she kissed me once while I was putting her to bed. But I'm not really sure if that was supposed to mean "I'm all yours" kiss, or "I'm just feking drunk" kiss.
God please help me out here I don't know what to do..
Maybe you're right I just need need to collect meself and ask her to marry me. She is blonde and nice looking. How could I fek this up?
OK if thats what you think, I will ask her now..
Say this exactly:
"Hey *****, marry me or get the fuck out![/b]
OK I just slapeed her awake, and ask her to marry me.
She slapped back and went on sleeping.
What do I do now? She is feking good looking too..
I think you should have RL SECKZ!
^ This is a signature line, CCP needs to implement one. |
PsychoBones
Project Nemesis
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Posted - 2008.11.08 23:18:00 -
[11]
Wait...you have a drunk blonde in your bed and you're playing eve?
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Lance Tyr
Minmatar
C-R Logistics
Pupule 'Ohana
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Posted - 2008.11.08 23:32:00 -
[12]
Originally by: PsychoBones
Wait...you have a drunk blonde in your bed and you're playing eve?
i know! right.
this topic is so 4chan...
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Amarr'd
Amarr
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Posted - 2008.11.08 23:35:00 -
[13]
Originally by: kublai
Wouldn't it be easier to just buy a garmon mask on e-bay?
I mean, you already joined the fanclub corp and all.
Or maybe it is another garmon alt?
GARMON IS A NOOB???
C/D
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Demitria Fernir
Caldari
Science and Trade Institute
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Posted - 2008.11.08 23:40:00 -
[14]
Originally by: Amarr'd
Originally by: kublai
Wouldn't it be easier to just buy a garmon mask on e-bay?
I mean, you already joined the fanclub corp and all.
Or maybe it is another garmon alt?
GARMON IS A NOOB???
C/D
D
also confirming that i'm not a garmon's alt
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Somewhere in the future
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Commander Thrawn
Fluffy Rabbit Killers
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Posted - 2008.11.08 23:58:00 -
[15]
park you geddon in her porthole....while she sleeps?
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Dirk Magnum
Royal Hiigaran Navy
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Posted - 2008.11.09 01:37:00 -
[16]
This thread is just the first step towards an impending murder-suicide tbh.
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mamolian
Madhatters Inc.
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Posted - 2008.11.09 02:21:00 -
[17]
Airlock the *****..
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Dirk Magnum
Royal Hiigaran Navy
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Posted - 2008.11.09 02:33:00 -
[18]
Also, pictures or this didn't happen.
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Setana Manoro
Gallente
Firefly Inc.
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Posted - 2008.11.09 04:08:00 -
[19]
Garmon is beginning to be way too fotm to be cool anymore.
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Murk Loar
Polytope
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Posted - 2008.11.09 05:28:00 -
[20]
Tell your sister to stop being a freeloader. |
Gneeznow
Minmatar
North Eastern Swat
Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2008.11.09 05:35:00 -
[21]
do it !
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geomatica
R.E.C.O.N.
The Firm.
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Posted - 2008.11.09 05:41:00 -
[22]
You has to make your thorax shoot it's drones at her pod.
Then she's stuck marrying you kekekekelolz
Sig Coming Soon(TM)
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Tzar'rim
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Posted - 2008.11.09 10:08:00 -
[23]
Originally by: Setana Manoro
Garmon is beginning to be way too fotm to be cool anymore.
Beginning?
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Radcjk
Caldari
Gladiators of Rage
Wildly Inappropriate.
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Posted - 2008.11.09 16:35:00 -
[24]
4/10
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Turqoise
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Posted - 2008.11.09 17:27:00 -
[25]
drink whiskey next time.
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Inturist
Soviet Force
Soviet Mercenary
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Posted - 2008.11.09 17:47:00 -
[26]
Drink vodka , helps alot 
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Le Skunk
Low Sec Liberators
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Posted - 2008.11.09 17:56:00 -
[27]
down with this sort of thing
SKUNK
Originally by: CCP Navigator
People who think I am joking or talking big are going to understand very quickly that there will be order
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Lord Windu
Imperiosus Tutela
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Posted - 2008.11.09 18:55:00 -
[28]
Woman, blonde, drunk, in my bed? I think I would have to do some exploration while she sleeps.
Sig coming SoonÖ |
Zak Zerachiel
Caldari
Slacker Industries
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Posted - 2008.11.09 21:18:00 -
[29]
What poorhouse country would one have to live in to get dumb-drunk hot-chicks to just knock on your door for a place to sleep?
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Win ISK
Hedion University
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Posted - 2008.11.09 22:32:00 -
[30]
1/10.
Grade: F.
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LunaticWithCandy
Caldari
Gates of Valhalla
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Posted - 2008.11.09 22:42:00 -
[31]
Originally by: Zak Zerachiel
What poorhouse country would one have to live in to get dumb-drunk hot-chicks to just knock on your door for a place to sleep?
Someone has never lived on a college campus...
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Master of Pants. |
Artemis Rose
Varion Galactic
Accord Corporate Enterprise Syndicate
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Posted - 2008.11.09 22:42:00 -
[32]
She's a care bear spy, kindly displace her from your housing the next beer run you make!
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Currently Playing: Trolls from Outer Space
Current Equipment: VISAcard chain mail, +2 Amulet of Epic Whine, Self Banstick +2
WTB: +666 E-peen killboard stats |
Jack Gates
Gallente
GoonFleet
GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2008.11.09 22:50:00 -
[33]
Stop posting.
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soldieroffortune 258
Gallente
Trinity Council
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Posted - 2008.11.10 07:01:00 -
[34]
Edited by: soldieroffortune 258 on 10/11/2008 07:01:40
Originally by: Kachak
Originally by: Dikanal
Ask her to help dock your Thorax.
I'm not taliking about the spaceship game here, I'm talking about something that is actually happening IRL.
But yes go dock your Thorax.. Whatever that means..
THIS is why custom paint jobs would be a bad idea in EVE
Originally by: soldieroffortune 258
"Eve is about making yourself richer while making the other guy poorer"
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Jack Gates
Gallente
GoonFleet
GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2008.11.10 07:31:00 -
[35]
Originally by: Le Skunk
down with this sort of thing
SKUNK
your posting sucks
SKUNK
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Nexus Kinnon
Neo Spartans
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Posted - 2008.11.10 08:48:00 -
[36]
never lose hope kachak~~
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Simo98
International House of PWNCakes
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Posted - 2008.11.10 09:05:00 -
[37]
send her to my place, ill give her the punishment she deserves.
at least get her number.
as to custom paintjobs.. lawl
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Tashiell Gao
Caldari
Heretic Army
Heretic Nation
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Posted - 2008.11.10 10:36:00 -
[38]
Confirming I want to be Garmon's alt
Tashiell Gao,
Minmatar Inside.
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Xori Ruscuv
The Scope
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Posted - 2008.11.10 15:35:00 -
[39]
This thread is like my mailman...
.....
...
... he fails to deliver.
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Celestal
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Posted - 2008.11.10 15:54:00 -
[40]
Methinks the only issues the OP has are solo issues , probably including nocturnal issues.
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EnslaverOfMinmatar
Yarsk Hunters
DeaDSpace Coalition
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Posted - 2008.11.10 23:32:00 -
[41]
u should buy platinum... medical insurance in case you'll lose your ..khm.. thorax too
uʍop ǝpısdn ǝɹnʇɐuƃıs ʎɯ ƃuıpɐǝɹ ǝɹɐ noʎ
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Lieff
Over Dosed
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Posted - 2008.11.10 23:36:00 -
[42]
Let the air out of your 'hot blond drunk girl' and carry on eating pizza an playing eve?
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Woke up, got myself a gun. |
Msgerbs
Gallente
Imperial Assualt Guild
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Posted - 2008.11.11 01:21:00 -
[43]
Well, this is tough... I say bring the laptop to be and run missions with her ;)
Custom paintjobs + thorax docking = lulz |
ShadowMaiden
Amarr
Metal Machine
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Posted - 2008.11.12 12:29:00 -
[44]
Originally by: Kachak
Here is the situation:
I am playing interweb spaceship game, minding my own business, dirnking beer.
This girl suddenly appears at my door knocking. She's blonde so I invite her in. She's obviously full of vodka and just wants to sleep at me place. I say OK. I put her in me bed. GF GF
Now.. I lost 3 vexors because I wasnt paying attention to the spaceship game, I was actually dreaming about the girl sleeping in my bed. I got platinum insurance, but the fittings still cost a lot. I am almost bankrupt.
Is there a way I can punish this lady (ingame) for costing me 3 vexors? Do I need to be more careful about who I invite into my house? Do I need to drink less? Should I marry her?
Please elaborate..
I don't think you know any girls, enjoy your hand.
I wish I was a 3ft doll with a watering can and heterochromatic eyes |
PenisTugger
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Posted - 2008.11.12 13:18:00 -
[45]
Stick your thorax in her rear entry undocking tube......
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Johnny Gurkha
Death Cult Covenant
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Posted - 2008.11.12 13:50:00 -
[46]
Originally by: Kachak
Here is the situation:
I am playing interweb spaceship game, minding my own business, dirnking beer.
This girl suddenly appears at my door knocking. She's blonde so I invite her in. She's obviously full of vodka and just wants to sleep at me place. I say OK. I put her in me bed. GF GF
Now.. I lost 3 vexors because I wasnt paying attention to the spaceship game, I was actually dreaming about the girl sleeping in my bed. I got platinum insurance, but the fittings still cost a lot. I am almost bankrupt.
Is there a way I can punish this lady (ingame) for costing me 3 vexors? Do I need to be more careful about who I invite into my house? Do I need to drink less? Should I marry her?
Please elaborate..
Your probably gay. Sorry to hear that.
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Dhejay Centrix
Caldari
The Wailing Doom
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Posted - 2008.11.12 15:19:00 -
[47]
you should climb into bed and then shout
"SURPRISE!!!!!! *********!"
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Lord TYMAN
You're Doing It Wrong
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Posted - 2008.11.12 15:37:00 -
[48]
Originally by: Kachak
What do I do now? She is feking good looking too..
Good lord is that the time?.... 
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Alt Sauce
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Posted - 2008.11.12 22:29:00 -
[49]
It's not **** if you yell surprise.
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Faekurias
Black Legion Command
Black Legion.
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Posted - 2008.11.12 23:44:00 -
[50]
Edited by: Faekurias on 12/11/2008 23:44:08
STICK IT IN P00PER
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PenisTugger
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Posted - 2008.11.13 07:51:00 -
[51]
Originally by: Faekurias
Edited by: Faekurias on 12/11/2008 23:44:08
STICK IT IN P00PER
\o/ p0000000000000000000000000000000p
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Kaaii
Caldari
PixelJuice Design
Executive Outcomes
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Posted - 2008.11.13 11:13:00 -
[52]
I heard tho that family members don't count
c/d?
According to Oveur, existing LSAA's already anchored will stay there.
kieron
Director of Community Relations,
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Blackbeardyarr
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Posted - 2008.11.13 13:55:00 -
[53]
Originally by: Kaaii
I heard tho that family members don't count
c/d?
Try telling that to his pregant sister
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Cogswin Iannyen
Caldari
Minmatar Mafia
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Posted - 2008.11.13 17:28:00 -
[54]
Dude, RUN. She's a cylon....
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Moon Dogg
Gallente
The Arrow Project
Morsus Mihi
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Posted - 2008.11.13 18:51:00 -
[55]
Ask her to play "Hide the Iteron".
Of course, I keep asking my wife to play, and I just get a funny look and a lonely, EVE-filled evening, so I can't vouch for how successful you will be.
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"Burn the land, boil the sea, you can't take the sky from me..." |
Kroma BaSyl
Amarr
Snickers Inc
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Posted - 2008.11.13 19:10:00 -
[56]
Originally by: Kachak
Originally by: Nasty Master
Marriage.
You think so? Well she kissed me once while I was putting her to bed. But I'm not really sure if that was supposed to mean "I'm all yours" kiss, or "I'm just feking drunk" kiss.
Once your married you won't care why she is kissing you. Just take it when you can get it.
Kroma BaSyl
CEO - Snickers Inc
Don't hate me because I am beautiful! |
tripodbilly
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Posted - 2008.11.14 12:15:00 -
[57]
Stick it in her P000p3r
Lololololololololol |
Orion GUardian
Caldari
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Posted - 2008.11.14 15:02:00 -
[58]
Originally by: Lance Tyr
Originally by: PsychoBones
Wait...you have a drunk blonde in your bed and you're playing eve?
i know! right.
this topic is so 4chan...
/b/tards in MY internet spaceship game? |
Faekurias
Black Legion Command
Black Legion.
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Posted - 2008.11.14 17:12:00 -
[59]
Originally by: tripodbilly
Stick it in her P000p3r
Lololololololololol
Tripod is a mod, my "p00per" post was deleted and all that's left is this crappy post.
Curse you.
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Doctor Remulak
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Posted - 2008.11.14 19:39:00 -
[60]
What is the issue here? I would maybe do a level IV or 2 to start making back the isk, then maybe mine for a bit. |
PenisTugger
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Posted - 2008.11.15 18:31:00 -
[61]
Originally by: Faekurias
Originally by: tripodbilly
Stick it in her P000p3r
Lololololololololol
Tripod is a mod, my "p00per" post was deleted and all that's left is this crappy post.
Curse you.
Crafty bugger aint I 
Least thats what she said when i touched her (in game) |
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