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OneT Wicked Weasels	Posted - 2008.11.16 03:12:00 - [91] chaos incarnates face
Saju Somtaaw Gallente Department of Defence	Posted - 2008.11.16 03:21:00 - [92] Originally by: OneT chaos incarnates face This is the best one yet, As for me I think it's Ouver. ---- --- --- Devs Sign Here; GMs and ISD welcome to :)
Arkeladin	Posted - 2008.11.16 03:28:00 - [93] 20,000 units of Quafe Ultra - so you can fly high even int he afterlife
Aeronar Dremar Caldari	Posted - 2008.11.16 03:30:00 - [94] Edited by: Aeronar Dremar on 16/11/2008 03:30:01 You come across a Damage Control briefcase. It is unopened, and rests on a pillar basking in an unknown light source. What do you do? >get briefcase You retrieve the briefcase from it's pillar. The light is extinguished as you do so. It is pitch black. What do you do? >open briefcase You open the briefcase and as you do, a loud growl is heard. A large claw grasps your entire body, raising you in the air. Your final earthly thought before being devoured is utter confusion as to what has occurred. Edit for spelling errors.
Leon vanUber	Posted - 2008.11.16 03:33:00 - [95] Originally by: Aeronar Dremar Edited by: Aeronar Dremar on 16/11/2008 03:30:01 You come across a Damage Control briefcase. It is unopened, and rests on a pillar basking in an unknown light source. What do you do? >get briefcase You retrieve the briefcase from it's pillar. The light is extinguished as you do so. It is pitch black. What do you do? >open briefcase It's too dark to see whats in it. fixed
Gaelenus Gallente Society of the Crimson Flame	Posted - 2008.11.16 03:35:00 - [96] cake
Aeronar Dremar Caldari	Posted - 2008.11.16 03:36:00 - [97] Your fix ruins the entire joke...sigh
Crumplecorn Gallente Eve Cluster Explorations	Posted - 2008.11.16 03:39:00 - [98] As you open the briefcase you must close your eyes, if you don't you will forever be stricken blind and the only thing you will see is a constant sight of utter chaos. If you have closed your eyes in time, after an hour of standing in confusion, you will hear a soft voice call out, "Do you have them?" Do not answer this question. Instead, stomp your foot upon the floor seventeen times, you may then open your eyes. If you see a long, stretching field in front of you, then you have succeeded in the first half of your endeavor. If you see a fiery plain of death and mutilation, then it is too late for you. You will be devoured by your own thoughts of your greatest fears. Walk towards the setting sun in the grassy field for one hour until you reach a tree with no leaves on its branches. As you get closer you see that the tree is constructed out of bones and it is surrounded in a pool of blood. Submerge yourself fully in this blood, and when you surface once more, you will feel a bone hand press something into your palm, it is a small vial. Drink from the vial and it will harden your resistance to attacks, letting you withstand their impact to a greater extent. The discomfort of having your armor reduced piecemeal remains unaltered, but you are filled with such a surge of rage that you bully through it like a living tank.
Leon vanUber	Posted - 2008.11.16 04:27:00 - [99] Originally by: Aeronar Dremar Your fix ruins the entire joke...sigh wasn't funny to begin with. It's nothing personal. I just want your stuff, and more importantly the fun of the fight.
Cyber Blue Gallente Cyber Blue Consulting	Posted - 2008.11.16 04:33:00 - [100] Originally by: Leon vanUber Originally by: Aeronar Dremar Your fix ruins the entire joke...sigh wasn't funny to begin with. I enjoyed it for the nostalgia. End of line...
Lt Shard Shoot To Thrill	Posted - 2008.11.16 04:53:00 - [101] Additional Pylons
HankMurphy Minmatar Pelennor Enterprises	Posted - 2008.11.16 04:56:00 - [102] Marsellus Wallace's soul. ------------------------------ everybody be cool this is a threadjack! just lay face down on the ground and no one will get hurt!
Bohoba Caldari HolyKnights	Posted - 2008.11.16 05:28:00 - [103] Originally by: Sniper Wolf18 This is It keeps the other pilot distracted, lowering his DPS aka boosting your resists. dang it I knew better lol 10.5 hours a day do you have what it takes ?
Gary Webb	Posted - 2008.11.16 05:36:00 - [104] Military experts are calling this a gremlin repair module.
Tiirae The New Era HUZZAH FEDERATION	Posted - 2008.11.16 08:29:00 - [105] The same thing that's in ALL briefcases. *******.
TheFortress	Posted - 2008.11.16 09:23:00 - [106] I'm surprised that no one has said this yet, it's a towel. that's the 1# thing you need to survive in the universe
techzer0 IDLE GUNS IDLE EMPIRE	Posted - 2008.11.16 09:44:00 - [107] Originally by: Crumplecorn This thread. I was thinking more along the lines of the Armageddon day sticky madness I helped fuel with some other trolls
Mikal Drey Minmatar ORIGIN SYSTEMS Atlas Alliance	Posted - 2008.11.16 09:47:00 - [108] hey hey 8 heads
Gealbhan Caldari Infernal Syndicate	Posted - 2008.11.16 10:02:00 - [109] Jimmy Hoffa.
Freyya GeoCorp. Paxton Federation	Posted - 2008.11.16 11:07:00 - [110] You're all wrong! THIS is in it..why the hell do you think it's called a damage control?
tai shang Dominus Imperium	Posted - 2008.11.16 11:30:00 - [111] Originally by: HankMurphy Marsellus Wallace's soul. u lose the read the thread contest. allready been done. by me.
ThaDollaGenerale The Priory	Posted - 2008.11.16 11:31:00 - [112] A templar, an amarrian fighter drone used by carriers.
tai shang Dominus Imperium	Posted - 2008.11.16 11:33:00 - [113] Originally by: Freyya You're all wrong! THIS is in it..why the hell do you think it's called a damage control? OMG!!! MY EYES!!! DON'T LOOK UPON IT U WILL GO BLIND!!!!
Maria Kalista	Posted - 2008.11.16 11:40:00 - [114] Originally by: Freyya You're all wrong! THIS is in it..why the hell do you think it's called a damage control? Do NOT want! /me picks up skirt and runs away, very, very, fast!
Johnny Gurkha Death Cult Covenant	Posted - 2008.11.16 11:52:00 - [115] Edited by: Johnny Gurkha on 16/11/2008 11:51:52 1 cigar, 1 box of matches, one glass, a travel bottle of your favorite tipple and a jiz mag
HankMurphy Minmatar Pelennor Enterprises	Posted - 2008.11.16 11:59:00 - [116] Edited by: HankMurphy on 16/11/2008 12:05:17 Originally by: Freyya You're all wrong! THIS is in it..why the hell do you think it's called a damage control? Dude, thats not damage control. That is damage unleashed. Damage in walking form. You owe me 2 new eyeballs and countless nights of sleep. Originally by: tai shang Originally by: HankMurphy Marsellus Wallace's soul. u lose the read the thread contest. allready been done. by me. here, you can pick from one of the following three and take the last two free: -i didn't realize you had a corner on the market. -let me edit it, i wouldn't want to step on your forum toes. -call the forum post plagiarism police i'm out of control! -you spelled his name wrong. -go hang out with the chick posing with the car. ------------------------------ everybody be cool this is a threadjack! just lay face down on the ground and no one will get hurt!
Edward Price Caldari Vengance Inc. Anarchy.	Posted - 2008.11.16 12:15:00 - [117] IDDQD?
Verone Veto Corp	Posted - 2008.11.16 12:33:00 - [118] A spare copy of boot.ini
tai shang Dominus Imperium	Posted - 2008.11.16 12:34:00 - [119] Originally by: tai shang Originally by: HankMurphy Marsellus Wallace's soul. u lose the read the thread contest. allready been done. by me. here, you can pick from one of the following three and take the last two free: -i didn't realize you had a corner on the market. -let me edit it, i wouldn't want to step on your forum toes. -call the forum post plagiarism police i'm out of control! -you spelled his name wrong. -go hang out with the chick posing with the car. -not a corner, just a niche -i have no forum toes, just an upper torso and head (an ugly head, too) -they are on my payroll - - please dont make me....
Illwill Bill Genos Occidere	Posted - 2008.11.16 12:40:00 - [120] Originally by: Davina Braben Socks. This is why your post mande me laugh like a maniac.

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