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Luigi Thirty Caldari 19th Star Logistics	Posted - 2008.11.15 21:07:00 - [1] Duct tape. Lots of duct tape.
Zeba Minmatar Pator Tech School	Posted - 2008.11.15 21:09:00 - [2] Hidden bonus to resists for minnie ships perchance?
Crumplecorn Gallente Eve Cluster Explorations	Posted - 2008.11.15 21:12:00 - [3] Hax
5pinDizzy Amarr Umpteenth Podding	Posted - 2008.11.15 21:18:00 - [4] Microscopic nano repair drones. Courtesy of Jovian Research Inc.
Thargat Caldari North Star Networks Executive Outcomes	Posted - 2008.11.15 21:20:00 - [5] Obviously the same stuff that's in the briefcase in the movie Ronin.
Molly Mayhem	Posted - 2008.11.15 21:28:00 - [6] Originally by: Luigi Thirty Duct tape. Lots of duct tape. And zip ties, don't forget the zip ties.
ouroboros trading Gallente Federal Navy Academy	Posted - 2008.11.15 21:32:00 - [7] michael douglas's lunch.
Lt Shard Shoot To Thrill	Posted - 2008.11.15 21:43:00 - [8] another Briefcase
tai shang Dominus Imperium	Posted - 2008.11.15 21:51:00 - [9] Edited by: tai shang on 15/11/2008 21:50:55 Marcelus Wallus' soul. (throwback to pulp fiction)
Crumplecorn Gallente Eve Cluster Explorations	Posted - 2008.11.15 21:51:00 - [10] t20 - DesuSigs
ouroboros trading Gallente Federal Navy Academy	Posted - 2008.11.15 21:52:00 - [11] Originally by: Lt Shard another Briefcase ha
John pike	Posted - 2008.11.15 22:04:00 - [12] 42
tai shang Dominus Imperium	Posted - 2008.11.15 22:05:00 - [13] LOOK OUT!!!!!!!!! ITS A GUN!!!!
Alexandra Mad Bombers Ushra'Khan	Posted - 2008.11.15 22:06:00 - [14] Haven't you seen Ronin?
Durzel Caldari	Posted - 2008.11.15 22:06:00 - [15] A portal to another dimension.
Dyaven The Tuskers	Posted - 2008.11.15 22:07:00 - [16] Edited by: Dyaven on 15/11/2008 22:06:53 Originally by: Alexandra Haven't you seen Ronin? Your sig makes me happy in my pants.
John pike	Posted - 2008.11.15 22:08:00 - [17] BoBs lag machine
Tanathryn Caldari The 5th Freedom R.E.P.O.	Posted - 2008.11.15 22:11:00 - [18] The G-Man
Sheriff Jones Amarr Clinical Experiment	Posted - 2008.11.15 22:13:00 - [19] Well... cracks neck A templar. blows some smoke Used by carriers you know.
Dephar Arcarnum Amarr Nosce ti Ipsum	Posted - 2008.11.15 22:15:00 - [20] Your mother
tai shang Dominus Imperium	Posted - 2008.11.15 22:19:00 - [21] Moar Idears: 1: A metric ratchet wrench (but all the sockets are american). 2: A portal to the WoW universe (the life force of characters who die there are used as energy to boost the ships defense) 3: A skill book labeled "noobship repair for dummies" 4: The Necronomicron, but u need to say the three words to open it.... 5: Every pointless nerf ever made by CCP (but it also contains hope, like pandora's box). 6: A bomb. 7: A temporary tattoo (like in a crackerjack box). 8: Every single sock anybody has ever lost to the laundry. EVER. 9: A broken button labeled "Win the Game". 10: Nothing (its empty).
Zeba Minmatar Pator Tech School	Posted - 2008.11.15 22:19:00 - [22] Originally by: Crumplecorn t20 rimshot :-D
Arianhod	Posted - 2008.11.15 22:21:00 - [23] 06 x Cruise Missile Launcher I 01 x SMALL TRACTOR BEAM 1 01 x SALVAGER I 04 x LARGE SHIELD EXTENDERS 01 x 'HYPHNOS' ECM 01 x MEDIUM SHIELD BOOSTER 01 x EMERGENCY DAMAGE CONTROL 01 x ARMOR KINETIC HARDENER I 01 x ARMOR THREMIC HARDENER I 02 x WARP CORE STABILIZER I 02 x WARRIOR I DRONES 03 x HAMMERHEAD I DRONES 01 x ROCKET FUEL CACHE PARTINTION I 01 x BAY LOADING ACCELERATOR I Which curiously enough is what my Raven was equiped with
Seifer Al'Masy Caldari Eve University Ivy League	Posted - 2008.11.15 22:26:00 - [24] Originally by: Arianhod 06 x Cruise Missile Launcher I 01 x SMALL TRACTOR BEAM 1 01 x SALVAGER I 04 x LARGE SHIELD EXTENDERS 01 x 'HYPHNOS' ECM 01 x MEDIUM SHIELD BOOSTER 01 x EMERGENCY DAMAGE CONTROL 01 x ARMOR KINETIC HARDENER I 01 x ARMOR THREMIC HARDENER I 02 x WARP CORE STABILIZER I 02 x WARRIOR I DRONES 03 x HAMMERHEAD I DRONES 01 x ROCKET FUEL CACHE PARTINTION I 01 x BAY LOADING ACCELERATOR I Which curiously enough is what my Raven was equiped with you can't have a damage control inside another damage control. thats cheating.
MooKids Caldari Dark Echo Engineering	Posted - 2008.11.15 22:26:00 - [25] Hope for a better tomorrow. -------------------------------- CCP can patch away bugs, but they can't patch away stupidity.
Sheriff Jones Amarr Clinical Experiment	Posted - 2008.11.15 22:27:00 - [26] Oh yeah, and a G.E.C.K. for the geeks in here My opinions represent the opinions of my corporation completely. I'm the CEO damnit.
Sha'ara Sha'amashira Minmatar StoneDogS	Posted - 2008.11.15 22:29:00 - [27] Edited by: Sha''ara Sha''amashira on 15/11/2008 22:29:52 Linkage (to reward you remembrance of pulp fiction) 1) Its the ship doctors kit (healthy crew = healthy ship) 2) double sided duct tape 3) A compliment of the TF2 engineer's wrenchs for you repair crews. Anonymity is not an excuse to be and *******. Think before you post.
Doctor Penguin Amarr Imperial Academy	Posted - 2008.11.15 22:31:00 - [28] My sandwiches. Well, it's either that or my plans for the death ray. ________________________________________________
Celesphira Perkone	Posted - 2008.11.15 22:36:00 - [29] Originally by: Sheriff Jones Oh yeah, and a G.E.C.K. for the geeks in here Not all damage controls are equipped with a G.E.C.K. however, and in fact, you may be sent on a mission to destroy ships and collect their damage controls until the G.E.C.K. is found. Millions of lives depend on you, captain!
Crumplecorn Gallente Eve Cluster Explorations	Posted - 2008.11.15 22:48:00 - [30] Unnerfed blasters.
Arianhod	Posted - 2008.11.15 22:52:00 - [31] Suiseiseki. Haruhiists - Overloading Out of Pod discussions since 2007. Originally by: Janu Hull You're making me tingly in the special places...
Krxon Blade Apogee Group	Posted - 2008.11.15 23:44:00 - [32] Damage controller. -- Eve battle simulator EVE character creator Eve offline game
KRMNL Mana	Posted - 2008.11.15 23:51:00 - [33] A spin doctor's cell number.
Rivur'Tam Fatality.	Posted - 2008.11.15 23:52:00 - [34] My virginity .. I like teh secs and teh boobies
Sniper Wolf18 Gallente Apocalypse Ponies H E L I C O N	Posted - 2008.11.15 23:52:00 - [35] This is It keeps the other pilot distracted, lowering his DPS aka boosting your resists. And above all, read my sig!
Aadris	Posted - 2008.11.15 23:53:00 - [36] Nothing. IT'S A PLACEBO ITS ALL IN UR MINDDDDDDdd
couger malthas Amarr LEGI0N	Posted - 2008.11.16 00:01:00 - [37] Originally by: Sniper Wolf18 This is It keeps the other pilot distracted, lowering his DPS aka boosting your resists. damn you! _______________________________________________
Cat Molina Minmatar Psychotic Inc.	Posted - 2008.11.16 00:09:00 - [38] Originally by: Sniper Wolf18 This is Your sec status should plummet to -50 for that one.

CCP Atropos C C P	Posted - 2008.11.16 00:10:00 - [39] A unicorn.

Tortun Nahme Minmatar Umbra Synergy	Posted - 2008.11.16 00:11:00 - [40] briefs, obviously once upon a time I had a signature here and it was good then applebabe ate it and I had to replace it you really should spend less time reading my signature and more worshipping the fish hat
Plim Gallente Oursulaert Technology Institute	Posted - 2008.11.16 00:21:00 - [41] Originally by: Sniper Wolf18 This is It keeps the other pilot distracted, lowering his DPS aka boosting your resists. I wonder how many deaths that has caused due to rage. EVE 'Megacorp or STFU' Online
Tortun Nahme Minmatar Umbra Synergy	Posted - 2008.11.16 00:21:00 - [42] 42 of course once upon a time I had a signature here and it was good then applebabe ate it and I had to replace it you really should spend less time reading my signature and more worshipping the fish hat
Sniper Wolf18 Gallente Apocalypse Ponies H E L I C O N	Posted - 2008.11.16 00:22:00 - [43] Edited by: Sniper Wolf18 on 16/11/2008 00:22:22 Originally by: Plim Originally by: Sniper Wolf18 This is It keeps the other pilot distracted, lowering his DPS aka boosting your resists. I wonder how many deaths that has caused due to rage. Dunno, but i link it when i hit hull and hope And above all, read my sig!
Arianhod	Posted - 2008.11.16 00:28:00 - [44] /b is inside.
Mag's MASS	Posted - 2008.11.16 00:30:00 - [45] Originally by: Crumplecorn Unnerfed blasters. But Zulu told us they were fine, oh wait....... Anyway back to the subject, erm the lost boosts from the boost patch?
Celeritas 5k Caldari Perkone	Posted - 2008.11.16 00:35:00 - [46] The 3 things that allow you to attach anything to anything: Duct tape, zip ties, and two part epoxy.
Plim Gallente Oursulaert Technology Institute	Posted - 2008.11.16 00:37:00 - [47] No one has said Chuck Norris. This is disturbing. EVE 'Megacorp or STFU' Online
Bohoba Caldari HolyKnights	Posted - 2008.11.16 00:41:00 - [48] The Candy Man 10.5 hours a day do you have what it takes ?
Tortun Nahme Minmatar Umbra Synergy	Posted - 2008.11.16 00:42:00 - [49] candy man candy man candy man ... this thread is now doomed once upon a time I had a signature here and it was good then applebabe ate it and I had to replace it you really should spend less time reading my signature and more worshipping the fish hat
Typhado3 Minmatar Ashen Lion Mining and Production Consortium Axiom Empire	Posted - 2008.11.16 00:52:00 - [50] an E.M.H. (Emergency Mechanical Hologram). also some mediclorines and a small handlebar with a button.
Tortun Nahme Minmatar Umbra Synergy	Posted - 2008.11.16 00:53:00 - [51] I wonder if Staples has put an easy button in there too?
Plim Gallente Oursulaert Technology Institute	Posted - 2008.11.16 00:54:00 - [52] Originally by: Typhado3 an E.M.H. (Emergency Mechanical Hologram). also some mediclorines and a small handlebar with a button. I want to be able to buy an EMH in Abulation lol
Ooyama Caldari Rastana CMP Motivated and Determined	Posted - 2008.11.16 00:55:00 - [53] For the Minmatar : Ducttape and a blowtorch. For the Amarr : The Scriptures. For the Caldari : a signed picture of Heth. For the Gallente : A pack of condoms. "Yama".
Tortun Nahme Minmatar Umbra Synergy	Posted - 2008.11.16 00:56:00 - [54] nah for minmatar its an inflatable raft, it plugs the holes
Crumplecorn Gallente Eve Cluster Explorations	Posted - 2008.11.16 00:57:00 - [55] A promise from CCP that your ship will survive this situation, after the next patch. - DesuSigs
Luke Lor'aul Minmatar Ship Construction Services Ushra'Khan	Posted - 2008.11.16 01:03:00 - [56] Edited by: Luke Lor''aul on 16/11/2008 01:03:00 Confirming I'm da ___ in da briefcase
Sniper Wolf18 Gallente Apocalypse Ponies H E L I C O N	Posted - 2008.11.16 01:03:00 - [57] Originally by: Ooyama For the Minmatar : Ducttape and a blowtorch. For the Amarr : The Scriptures. For the Caldari : a signed picture of Heth. For the Gallente : A pack of condoms. "Yama". Wrong, minmatar have a playboy mag to stick the up posters over the warning lights! And above all, read my sig!
Crumplecorn Gallente Eve Cluster Explorations	Posted - 2008.11.16 01:05:00 - [58] Ah, I just realised, being a tanking module, it probably hold your honour. - DesuSigs
Trigger64 Dark Knights of Deneb Against ALL Authorities	Posted - 2008.11.16 01:06:00 - [59] Edited by: Trigger64 on 16/11/2008 01:06:23 Originally by: CCP Atropos A unicorn. This one perhaps?
Kirra Liu Gemini Industries Inc Sylph Alliance	Posted - 2008.11.16 01:06:00 - [60] Originally by: CCP Atropos A unicorn. Maybe Charlies Kidney
Ooyama Caldari Rastana CMP Motivated and Determined	Posted - 2008.11.16 01:06:00 - [61] Originally by: Sniper Wolf18 Edited by: Sniper Wolf18 on 16/11/2008 00:22:22 Originally by: Plim Originally by: Sniper Wolf18 This is It keeps the other pilot distracted, lowering his DPS aka boosting your resists. I wonder how many deaths that has caused due to rage. Dunno, but i link it when i hit hull and hope DAMMIT!! FELL for it,, but MAN that's a good one ! "Yama".
Akatsuki The Collective Against ALL Authorities	Posted - 2008.11.16 01:10:00 - [62]
Qordel Caldari School of Applied Knowledge	Posted - 2008.11.16 01:28:00 - [63] Originally by: tai shang Edited by: tai shang on 15/11/2008 21:50:55 Marcelus Wallus' soul. (throwback to pulp fiction) Damn it, that's what I came in here to post. :)
Arianhod	Posted - 2008.11.16 01:32:00 - [64] Your Mother.
Tortun Nahme Minmatar Umbra Synergy	Posted - 2008.11.16 01:33:00 - [65] arianwhatsit loses the "reading the thread" competition for reposting "your mother"
Crumplecorn Gallente Eve Cluster Explorations	Posted - 2008.11.16 01:44:00 - [66] This screenshot confirms the contents of the Damage Control suitcase. - DesuSigs
Tortun Nahme Minmatar Umbra Synergy	Posted - 2008.11.16 01:45:00 - [67] confirming my vote for Crumplecorn as CSM once upon a time I had a signature here and it was good then applebabe ate it and I had to replace it you really should spend less time reading my signature and more worshipping the fish hat
Dirk Magnum Royal Hiigaran Navy	Posted - 2008.11.16 01:49:00 - [68] Originally by: tai shang Edited by: tai shang on 15/11/2008 21:50:55 Marcelus Wallus' soul. (throwback to pulp fiction) First thing I thought when I saw the thread title was "probably the same thing that was in the Pulp Fiction briefcase."
Jana Clant New Dawn Corp New Eden Research	Posted - 2008.11.16 01:50:00 - [69] First rule about the briefcase is that you don't ask what's in the briefcase. New Eden Research, where your research gets done!
Tortun Nahme Minmatar Umbra Synergy	Posted - 2008.11.16 01:51:00 - [70] Originally by: Jana Clant First rule about the briefcase is that you don't ask what's in the briefcase. loses the "reading the thread" competition for reposting the same thing i did once upon a time I had a signature here and it was good then applebabe ate it and I had to replace it you really should spend less time reading my signature and more worshipping the fish hat
Crumplecorn Gallente Eve Cluster Explorations	Posted - 2008.11.16 01:51:00 - [71] Originally by: Jana Clant First rule about the briefcase is that you don't ask what's in the briefcase. Since the rule is not to ask, I will simply open it to find out. - DesuSigs
J'Mkarr Soban Amarr Proxenetae Invicti	Posted - 2008.11.16 01:52:00 - [72] Originally by: Sheriff Jones Oh yeah, and a G.E.C.K. for the geeks in here Bah, that's not that geeky anymore with the third one coming out, alas. But that's where I was going with it. I could also say 'the detonator for Megaton'. -- These are my personal views and in no way represent the views of Proxenetae Invicti, which maintains a neutral stance stemming from the strong ethics demanded of its work.
Horatio Nately Caldari 808 Enterprises	Posted - 2008.11.16 01:56:00 - [73] Originally by: Thargat Obviously the same stuff that's in the briefcase in the movie Ronin. this --------------------------------------- CEO 808 Enterprises, A Hawaii, USA Playercorp
Chaos Incarnate Faceless Logistics	Posted - 2008.11.16 01:59:00 - [74] It's a bunch of sand, but everyone who looks on it is stricken dead via comedic facemelting and/or divine wrath.
Tortun Nahme Minmatar Umbra Synergy	Posted - 2008.11.16 01:59:00 - [75] ooh a classic, kudos my friend
Jim Hazard	Posted - 2008.11.16 01:59:00 - [76] MacGyvers DNA
Crumplecorn Gallente Eve Cluster Explorations	Posted - 2008.11.16 02:01:00 - [77] An inflatable dinghy in which to make your escape.
Xtreem Gallente Knockaround Guys Inc.	Posted - 2008.11.16 02:02:00 - [78] Originally by: ouroboros trading michael douglas's lunch. yeah but you REALLY dont want to try and take it from him, he gets mighty mad
Jana Clant New Dawn Corp New Eden Research	Posted - 2008.11.16 02:03:00 - [79] Originally by: Tortun Nahme Originally by: Jana Clant First rule about the briefcase is that you don't ask what's in the briefcase. loses the "reading the thread" competition for reposting the same thing i did Well, it was 3 pages, I got threads to troll!
Cyber Blue Gallente Cyber Blue Consulting	Posted - 2008.11.16 02:03:00 - [80] The Voyager Golden Record.
Jana Clant New Dawn Corp New Eden Research	Posted - 2008.11.16 02:04:00 - [81] Originally by: Crumplecorn Originally by: Jana Clant First rule about the briefcase is that you don't ask what's in the briefcase. Since the rule is not to ask, I will simply open it to find out. That would be the second rule: Don't open the ****ing briefcase.
Davina Braben	Posted - 2008.11.16 02:05:00 - [82] Socks.
Crumplecorn Gallente Eve Cluster Explorations	Posted - 2008.11.16 02:07:00 - [83] The suitcase contains a small marble, purple and opaque. The instant you see it, you're flooded with a sense of well-being. Worries melt away, acceptance and joy light up inside of you, and the future, bleak as it is, seems like the best thing that could happen to you. Yet when it's closed you don't need more; you're content with that brief glimpse.
Crumplecorn Gallente Eve Cluster Explorations	Posted - 2008.11.16 02:08:00 - [84] Originally by: Jana Clant Originally by: Crumplecorn Originally by: Jana Clant First rule about the briefcase is that you don't ask what's in the briefcase. Since the rule is not to ask, I will simply open it to find out. That would be the second rule: Don't open the ****ing briefcase. In that case, could you furnish me with a complete list of what is outside the briefcase, stated as succinctly as possible. Negation notation (!) may be used.
Roy Batty68 Caldari Immortal Dead	Posted - 2008.11.16 02:20:00 - [85] Lawn gnomes. With little hammers. ----
tomatoe	Posted - 2008.11.16 02:25:00 - [86] it's a tarp!!!!!
RedSplat Suddenly Ninjas	Posted - 2008.11.16 02:27:00 - [87] Zulupark, 3 midgets and a restraining order I don't want to set the world on fire
Crumplecorn Gallente Eve Cluster Explorations	Posted - 2008.11.16 02:29:00 - [88] An original boxed copy of EVE. - DesuSigs
Crumplecorn Gallente Eve Cluster Explorations	Posted - 2008.11.16 02:48:00 - [89] This thread. - DesuSigs
Gareth 0rkney	Posted - 2008.11.16 02:58:00 - [90] A partridge in a pear tree.
OneT Wicked Weasels	Posted - 2008.11.16 03:12:00 - [91] chaos incarnates face
Saju Somtaaw Gallente Department of Defence	Posted - 2008.11.16 03:21:00 - [92] Originally by: OneT chaos incarnates face This is the best one yet, As for me I think it's Ouver. ---- --- --- Devs Sign Here; GMs and ISD welcome to :)
Arkeladin	Posted - 2008.11.16 03:28:00 - [93] 20,000 units of Quafe Ultra - so you can fly high even int he afterlife
Aeronar Dremar Caldari	Posted - 2008.11.16 03:30:00 - [94] Edited by: Aeronar Dremar on 16/11/2008 03:30:01 You come across a Damage Control briefcase. It is unopened, and rests on a pillar basking in an unknown light source. What do you do? >get briefcase You retrieve the briefcase from it's pillar. The light is extinguished as you do so. It is pitch black. What do you do? >open briefcase You open the briefcase and as you do, a loud growl is heard. A large claw grasps your entire body, raising you in the air. Your final earthly thought before being devoured is utter confusion as to what has occurred. Edit for spelling errors.
Leon vanUber	Posted - 2008.11.16 03:33:00 - [95] Originally by: Aeronar Dremar Edited by: Aeronar Dremar on 16/11/2008 03:30:01 You come across a Damage Control briefcase. It is unopened, and rests on a pillar basking in an unknown light source. What do you do? >get briefcase You retrieve the briefcase from it's pillar. The light is extinguished as you do so. It is pitch black. What do you do? >open briefcase It's too dark to see whats in it. fixed
Gaelenus Gallente Society of the Crimson Flame	Posted - 2008.11.16 03:35:00 - [96] cake
Aeronar Dremar Caldari	Posted - 2008.11.16 03:36:00 - [97] Your fix ruins the entire joke...sigh
Crumplecorn Gallente Eve Cluster Explorations	Posted - 2008.11.16 03:39:00 - [98] As you open the briefcase you must close your eyes, if you don't you will forever be stricken blind and the only thing you will see is a constant sight of utter chaos. If you have closed your eyes in time, after an hour of standing in confusion, you will hear a soft voice call out, "Do you have them?" Do not answer this question. Instead, stomp your foot upon the floor seventeen times, you may then open your eyes. If you see a long, stretching field in front of you, then you have succeeded in the first half of your endeavor. If you see a fiery plain of death and mutilation, then it is too late for you. You will be devoured by your own thoughts of your greatest fears. Walk towards the setting sun in the grassy field for one hour until you reach a tree with no leaves on its branches. As you get closer you see that the tree is constructed out of bones and it is surrounded in a pool of blood. Submerge yourself fully in this blood, and when you surface once more, you will feel a bone hand press something into your palm, it is a small vial. Drink from the vial and it will harden your resistance to attacks, letting you withstand their impact to a greater extent. The discomfort of having your armor reduced piecemeal remains unaltered, but you are filled with such a surge of rage that you bully through it like a living tank.
Leon vanUber	Posted - 2008.11.16 04:27:00 - [99] Originally by: Aeronar Dremar Your fix ruins the entire joke...sigh wasn't funny to begin with. It's nothing personal. I just want your stuff, and more importantly the fun of the fight.
Cyber Blue Gallente Cyber Blue Consulting	Posted - 2008.11.16 04:33:00 - [100] Originally by: Leon vanUber Originally by: Aeronar Dremar Your fix ruins the entire joke...sigh wasn't funny to begin with. I enjoyed it for the nostalgia. End of line...
Lt Shard Shoot To Thrill	Posted - 2008.11.16 04:53:00 - [101] Additional Pylons
HankMurphy Minmatar Pelennor Enterprises	Posted - 2008.11.16 04:56:00 - [102] Marsellus Wallace's soul. ------------------------------ everybody be cool this is a threadjack! just lay face down on the ground and no one will get hurt!
Bohoba Caldari HolyKnights	Posted - 2008.11.16 05:28:00 - [103] Originally by: Sniper Wolf18 This is It keeps the other pilot distracted, lowering his DPS aka boosting your resists. dang it I knew better lol 10.5 hours a day do you have what it takes ?
Gary Webb	Posted - 2008.11.16 05:36:00 - [104] Military experts are calling this a gremlin repair module.
Tiirae The New Era HUZZAH FEDERATION	Posted - 2008.11.16 08:29:00 - [105] The same thing that's in ALL briefcases. *******.
TheFortress	Posted - 2008.11.16 09:23:00 - [106] I'm surprised that no one has said this yet, it's a towel. that's the 1# thing you need to survive in the universe
techzer0 IDLE GUNS IDLE EMPIRE	Posted - 2008.11.16 09:44:00 - [107] Originally by: Crumplecorn This thread. I was thinking more along the lines of the Armageddon day sticky madness I helped fuel with some other trolls
Mikal Drey Minmatar ORIGIN SYSTEMS Atlas Alliance	Posted - 2008.11.16 09:47:00 - [108] hey hey 8 heads
Gealbhan Caldari Infernal Syndicate	Posted - 2008.11.16 10:02:00 - [109] Jimmy Hoffa.
Freyya GeoCorp. Paxton Federation	Posted - 2008.11.16 11:07:00 - [110] You're all wrong! THIS is in it..why the hell do you think it's called a damage control?
tai shang Dominus Imperium	Posted - 2008.11.16 11:30:00 - [111] Originally by: HankMurphy Marsellus Wallace's soul. u lose the read the thread contest. allready been done. by me.
ThaDollaGenerale The Priory	Posted - 2008.11.16 11:31:00 - [112] A templar, an amarrian fighter drone used by carriers.
tai shang Dominus Imperium	Posted - 2008.11.16 11:33:00 - [113] Originally by: Freyya You're all wrong! THIS is in it..why the hell do you think it's called a damage control? OMG!!! MY EYES!!! DON'T LOOK UPON IT U WILL GO BLIND!!!!
Maria Kalista	Posted - 2008.11.16 11:40:00 - [114] Originally by: Freyya You're all wrong! THIS is in it..why the hell do you think it's called a damage control? Do NOT want! /me picks up skirt and runs away, very, very, fast!
Johnny Gurkha Death Cult Covenant	Posted - 2008.11.16 11:52:00 - [115] Edited by: Johnny Gurkha on 16/11/2008 11:51:52 1 cigar, 1 box of matches, one glass, a travel bottle of your favorite tipple and a jiz mag
HankMurphy Minmatar Pelennor Enterprises	Posted - 2008.11.16 11:59:00 - [116] Edited by: HankMurphy on 16/11/2008 12:05:17 Originally by: Freyya You're all wrong! THIS is in it..why the hell do you think it's called a damage control? Dude, thats not damage control. That is damage unleashed. Damage in walking form. You owe me 2 new eyeballs and countless nights of sleep. Originally by: tai shang Originally by: HankMurphy Marsellus Wallace's soul. u lose the read the thread contest. allready been done. by me. here, you can pick from one of the following three and take the last two free: -i didn't realize you had a corner on the market. -let me edit it, i wouldn't want to step on your forum toes. -call the forum post plagiarism police i'm out of control! -you spelled his name wrong. -go hang out with the chick posing with the car. ------------------------------ everybody be cool this is a threadjack! just lay face down on the ground and no one will get hurt!
Edward Price Caldari Vengance Inc. Anarchy.	Posted - 2008.11.16 12:15:00 - [117] IDDQD?
Verone Veto Corp	Posted - 2008.11.16 12:33:00 - [118] A spare copy of boot.ini
tai shang Dominus Imperium	Posted - 2008.11.16 12:34:00 - [119] Originally by: tai shang Originally by: HankMurphy Marsellus Wallace's soul. u lose the read the thread contest. allready been done. by me. here, you can pick from one of the following three and take the last two free: -i didn't realize you had a corner on the market. -let me edit it, i wouldn't want to step on your forum toes. -call the forum post plagiarism police i'm out of control! -you spelled his name wrong. -go hang out with the chick posing with the car. -not a corner, just a niche -i have no forum toes, just an upper torso and head (an ugly head, too) -they are on my payroll - - please dont make me....
Illwill Bill Genos Occidere	Posted - 2008.11.16 12:40:00 - [120] Originally by: Davina Braben Socks. This is why your post mande me laugh like a maniac.
Kateryne Minmatar Children Of Matar	Posted - 2008.11.16 12:43:00 - [121] It's quite obvious... Damage Controls are infact a small box containing the Universe And since lazers and pew-pews don't want to obliterate all of existence, they slow down and hit for less damage when they see you carrying teh box.
FlameGlow Legio Octae Rebellion Alliance	Posted - 2008.11.16 12:56:00 - [122] A sonic screwdriver obviously _____________ I don't care what is nerfed, as long as it's not my "undock" button.
Jim McGregor	Posted - 2008.11.16 13:05:00 - [123] Someone probably said this.. but... its a R2D2 of course! --- Originally by: Roguehalo Can you nano Titans?
Crumplecorn Gallente Eve Cluster Explorations	Posted - 2008.11.16 13:10:00 - [124] The Tech 2 variant
Gaelyn Ryhn	Posted - 2008.11.16 14:15:00 - [125] Schr÷dinger's cat
AkRoYeR Amarr	Posted - 2008.11.16 14:21:00 - [126] Edited by: AkRoYeR on 16/11/2008 14:21:54 Originally by: Sheriff Jones Oh yeah, and a G.E.C.K. for the geeks in here _________________________ Best reply ever!
ouroboros trading Gallente Federal Navy Academy	Posted - 2008.11.16 14:25:00 - [127] a realisation of one of those goru images of a dismembered japenese girl packed neatly into a suitcase.
Tiirae The New Era HUZZAH FEDERATION	Posted - 2008.11.16 14:26:00 - [128] Originally by: Freyya You're all wrong! THIS is in it..why the hell do you think it's called a damage control? My god. What an epic thread. As far as I can tell, the OP seriously thinks she's attractive. brb reading 50 page thread....
ouroboros trading Gallente Federal Navy Academy	Posted - 2008.11.16 14:30:00 - [129] Originally by: Tiirae Originally by: Freyya You're all wrong! THIS is in it..why the hell do you think it's called a damage control? My god. What an epic thread. As far as I can tell, the OP seriously thinks she's attractive. brb reading 50 page thread.... she should realise she is not attractive? and be unhappy? wear a mask? that seems to be a far more disgusting way of thinking than screwing about posing. /srsbusiness
Jim McGregor	Posted - 2008.11.16 14:37:00 - [130] Originally by: ouroboros trading Originally by: Tiirae Originally by: Freyya You're all wrong! THIS is in it..why the hell do you think it's called a damage control? My god. What an epic thread. As far as I can tell, the OP seriously thinks she's attractive. brb reading 50 page thread.... she should realise she is not attractive? and be unhappy? wear a mask? that seems to be a far more disgusting way of thinking than screwing about posing. /srsbusiness Unattractive people know they are unattractive, but so what? Life is not all about what you look like, even though it plays a role in how happy you will be.
Eran Laude Gallente The Aduro Protocol	Posted - 2008.11.16 14:37:00 - [131] The dimension containing nano speed
Crumplecorn Gallente Eve Cluster Explorations	Posted - 2008.11.16 14:42:00 - [132] Originally by: Jim McGregor Life is not all about what you look like Photo shoots kind of are though. - DesuSigs
Jim McGregor	Posted - 2008.11.16 14:45:00 - [133] Edited by: Jim McGregor on 16/11/2008 14:45:06 Originally by: Crumplecorn Originally by: Jim McGregor Life is not all about what you look like Photo shoots kind of are though. True, but I still dont get off on letting this girl know how unattractive she is in mine/our eyes. Besides, hearing Parin Hilton speak annoys me more anyway. --- Originally by: Roguehalo Can you nano Titans?
Arianhod	Posted - 2008.11.16 15:52:00 - [134] This was found within the Damage control.
Alty MacAlterson Alt Corporation	Posted - 2008.11.16 23:02:00 - [135] It's a damage control, a hull tank mechanic used by Minmatar.
Kweel Nakashyn Minmatar Brutor tribe	Posted - 2008.11.16 23:10:00 - [136] Inside a Damage Control I there is Spiderman. Proof
dr doooo	Posted - 2008.11.17 11:19:00 - [137] All the cleared inappropriate content.
Luigi Thirty Caldari 19th Star Logistics	Posted - 2008.11.17 11:48:00 - [138] Why is this in OOP? It's kind of about Eve?
ouroboros trading Gallente Medics On Fire	Posted - 2008.11.17 11:50:00 - [139] Originally by: Luigi Thirty Why is this in OOP? It's kind of about Eve? obviously ccp attempting damage control
Benco97 Gallente The Star League	Posted - 2008.11.17 13:14:00 - [140] A tiny slice of TomB. Originally by: P'uck You're a DUMBASS - bold italic underline at the VERY LEAST.
Darth Skorpius Crystalline INC The Black Alliance	Posted - 2008.11.17 13:38:00 - [141] has anyone seen my car keys, and my other 6 bottles of wild turkey? ___________________________________________________________________________________________________________ updating sig, brb
Dantes Revenge Caldari	Posted - 2008.11.17 13:42:00 - [142] I opened one up and found this. -- There's a simple difference between kinky and perverted. Kinky is using a feather to get her in the mood. Perverted is using the whole chicken. All this has happened before and will happen again
Paula Moofbite Gallente Honour Bound Sc0rched Earth	Posted - 2008.11.17 13:42:00 - [143] IDSPISPOPD?! (I've not been able to forget this - despite how hard I try) Linkoor "Competence on the battle field is a myth. The side which screws up next to last wins, it's as simple as that." THE CAKE IS A PIE.
Bigeasy Caldari It's A Trap	Posted - 2008.11.17 18:27:00 - [144] In the Briefcase: We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of *******, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, laughers, screamers... Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls. Not that we needed all that for the trip, but once you get into locked a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can. The only thing that really worried me was the ether. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge, and I knew we'd get into that rotten stuff pretty soon. Let them hate, so long as they fear-Caligula
Borsek Gallente A.A.A space weaponry and trade	Posted - 2008.11.17 18:33:00 - [145] Originally by: Sheriff Jones Oh yeah, and a G.E.C.K. for the geeks in here YEEES! EXACTLY! I eat pie, then you die.
JordanParey Minmatar Suddenly Ninjas	Posted - 2008.11.17 22:16:00 - [146] This.
Irida Mershkov Gallente War is Bliss	Posted - 2008.11.17 22:20:00 - [147] Originally by: Paula Moofbite IDSPISPOPD?! (I've not been able to forget this - despite how hard I try) hahaha.
Danton Marcellus Nebula Rasa Holdings	Posted - 2008.11.17 22:20:00 - [148] Edited by: Danton Marcellus on 17/11/2008 22:21:42 Originally by: tai shang Edited by: tai shang on 15/11/2008 21:50:55 Marcelus Wallus' soul. (throwback to pulp fiction) No, I got that in my mayo jar. The correct answer is the missing data logs. Btw, did the forum change fonts or did I mess up someplace? I don't like the new deal one bit, fugly as all hell!
Haldir Ravenclaw Tenacious Tendencies	Posted - 2008.11.17 23:04:00 - [149] Either: a) The full version of EVE-Online b) The faces of people who have a "!" instead of a real face. c) Actual logs when the dev's say "our logs show nothing" d) My lunch. Take your pick!
Intense Thinker Minmatar	Posted - 2008.11.18 00:04:00 - [150] I just been using mine to store pennies
WarBucket	Posted - 2008.11.18 00:36:00 - [151] Edited by: WarBucket on 18/11/2008 00:38:18 Its stain remover to clean up your pod for when you're scared ****less!
kyoukoku	Posted - 2008.11.18 03:30:00 - [152] Edited by: kyoukoku on 18/11/2008 03:36:57 This: and possibly some of this: and definitely this:
Aiden Bismuth Gallente Die Boere Mag Inc	Posted - 2008.11.18 05:56:00 - [153] Originally by: Freyya You're all wrong! THIS is in it..why the hell do you think it's called a damage control? Heh, just was I was thinking. Doesn't fix your ship, but causes your enemy's ship to auto self-destruct. AB

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