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Anita Gofradump
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Posted - 2008.11.16 12:00:00 -
[31]
 Originally by: Davina Braben
Aaquille's mom is so fat that she suffers from diabetes and has a severely diminished quality of life.
^Love it, made me chuckle.^
Aaquille's mom is so fat that she can bump a titan 7678m/s whilst moving at only 2. |
Sydney Bristtow
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Posted - 2008.11.16 14:34:00 -
[32]
Aaquille's mom is so phat, the only way she can move around in eve is by jump freighter. |
Sikander 2
Caldari
Quietly Confident Inc
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Posted - 2008.11.16 15:16:00 -
[33]
Aaquille's mom so fat she is the eve universe
Aaquille's moms so fat she solved the food crisis by letting people eat parts of her
Aaquille's mom so fat it takes millenia to orbit her in nano ships |
Crumplecorn
Gallente
Eve Cluster Explorations
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Posted - 2008.11.16 15:31:00 -
[34]
Aaquille's mom is so phat that CCP made new bigger stargates to accommodate her.
Aaquille's mom is so phat that her limbs can be controlled by anyone with POS gunner skills.
Aaquille's mom is so phat that MWDs can't make her sig radius any bigger.
Aaquille's mom is so phat that she has a dedicated view in between system-map and starmap.
Aaquille's mom is so phat that you can always probe her out in missions. From two systems away.
Aaquille's mom is so phat that when she undocks the station is knocked out of orbit.
Aaquille's mom is so phat that she works as the second star needed for stargates to work.
Aaquille's mom is so phat that your ships don't need symmetrical thrust because she always sits to one side.
Aaquille's mom is so phat that it's now genetic and stays with her even after cloning.
Aaquille's mom is so phat that she needs Capital Ship skills just to get out of her chair.
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Sanka Cofie
Amarr
Fractured Core
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Posted - 2008.11.16 16:29:00 -
[35]
Aaquille's mom so phat...
... when she warps to a planet its tides shift.
... she's the reason some stations spit you out so far.
... the Devs decided to move passengers to the "livestock" market category.
... the blood raiders tried to harvest her and all they got was cottage cheese. |
Kazuo Ishiguro
House of Marbles
Zzz
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Posted - 2008.11.16 17:16:00 -
[36]
Is it just a coincidence that this one came out a few days ago? |
Cefany
Minmatar
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Posted - 2008.11.16 20:23:00 -
[37]
Edited by: Cefany on 16/11/2008 20:24:11
Edited by: Cefany on 16/11/2008 20:23:21
Aaquille's mamma so phat, it takes two Observer probes to cover her.
Aaquille's mamma so phat, she has to launch probes to find her own feet.
Aaquille's mamma so phat, when you try to find her on the directional scanner, it just says "Yes".
Aaquille's mamma so phat, you can't zoom the camera out far enough to see around her.
Aaquille's mamma so phat, if you run out of capacitor, you can slap her thigh and ride the wave to the next system.
Aaquille's mamma so phat, she's the only person certified as a hull tanker without knowing how to fly a ship.
Aaquille's mamma so phat, she uses an asteroid belt to keep her pants up.
Aaquille's mamma so phat, Obelisk pilots think she's a bit on the hefty side.
Aaquille's mamma so phat, cleaning out her belly button is going to be a COSMOS site in the next patch.
Aaquille's mamma so phat, there is a whole category of skills dedicated to coming up with jokes about it.
Extra bonus jokes:
Aaquille's mamma so stupid, she bought an XL Microwave Crystal so her dinner would cook faster.
Aaquille's mamma so stupid, she bought a tractor beam so she could farm her own crops.
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Ceffy is a good little miner,
Her cruiser is much finer,
And her industrial is pretty good too.
When she is good, she is very very good,
But when she is bad she is very very popular. |
eyesoftheworld
Caldari
State War Academy
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Posted - 2008.11.16 20:59:00 -
[38]
Aaquille's mom so phat she doesn't undock from stations, stations undock from her. |
Irish Whiskey
Caldari
Warped Mining
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Posted - 2008.11.16 21:14:00 -
[39]
Originally by: eyesoftheworld
Aaquille's mom so phat she doesn't undock from stations, stations undock from her.
Did you eat paint chips as a kid? |
Frankinator
Retrofitted Neogenics Amalgamated
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Posted - 2008.11.16 21:22:00 -
[40]
Originally by: Sanka Cofie
Aaquille's mom so phat...
... she's the reason some stations spit you out so far.
... the blood raiders tried to harvest her and all they got was cottage cheese.
This man wins.
But anyways, heres my shot:
Thats no Titan...
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JordanParey
Minmatar
Suddenly Ninjas
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Posted - 2008.11.16 21:29:00 -
[41]
Aaquille's mom is so fat..
..that it's been ten years since she's seen her ****.
..that she wipes her ass with a blanket on a broomstick.
..that she sucks more ore than Chribba's Veldnaught.
..CCP had to add an expansion last Christmas just to fit her fat ass into the game.
..that even interceptors can't go fast enough to leave her orbit. |
Entity
X-Factor Industries
Synthetic Existence
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Posted - 2008.11.16 21:58:00 -
[42]
Edited by: Entity on 16/11/2008 22:03:17
Aaquille's mom so phat...
...the space shuttle has to make course corrections due to her gravity.
...your Microwarpdrive has no effect when she's aboard your ship.
...she uses a giant secure container as her Pod.
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Lilima Zennen
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Posted - 2008.11.16 22:06:00 -
[43]
Aaquille's mom so phat that when she went sunbathing greenpeace tried to haul her back into the water.
Even soviet russia, Aaquille's mom is phat.
Aaquille's mom so phat she has a fuision reaction at her centre of mass.
Aaquille's mom so phat she explains dark matter. |
Slade Trillgon
Masuat'aa Matari
Ushra'Khan
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Posted - 2008.11.16 23:50:00 -
[44]
Aaquille's mom is so fat that she blocks out the star in any system she enters.
Aaquille's mom is so fat she dwarfs the Amarrian slave population.
Aaquille's mom is so fat that when she sets foot on a station her first step muffles the sound of all gate activations in a 14 AU radius.
Well those are three attempts.
Slade
Originally by: Crumplecorn
NerfBat is now known as the WaveMachine.
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Betty Davis
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Posted - 2008.11.18 00:40:00 -
[45]
bump
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EnslaverOfMinmatar
Yarsk Hunters
DeaDSpace Coalition
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Posted - 2008.11.18 03:12:00 -
[46]
Originally by: Alty MacAlterson
Aaquille's mom is so phat, Star Wolf uses her as an umbrella.
tbh this is the best joke
uʍop ǝpısdn ǝɹnʇɐuƃıs ʎɯ ƃuıpɐǝɹ ǝɹɐ noʎ
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Spoon Flux
Gallente
Whiskey Tango Foxtrot
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Posted - 2008.11.18 03:59:00 -
[47]
Aaquille's mom is so phat, even Star Wolf couldn't steal all of her from STK! |
Brisco County
Deep Core Mining Inc.
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Posted - 2008.11.18 04:36:00 -
[48]
Aaquille's mama so phat, she uses an orca as a shopping cart. |
W3370Pi4
Caldari
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Posted - 2008.11.18 05:46:00 -
[49]
Aaquille's mom so phat she has to use freighter services to move in the new eden |
Reven Cordelle
Caldari
School of Applied Knowledge
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Posted - 2008.11.18 11:33:00 -
[50]
Aaquille's mom is so phat, Chribba mistook her for a Veldspar 'roid and tried to mine her. |
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Chribba
Otherworld Enterprises
Otherworld Empire
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Posted - 2008.11.18 11:52:00 -
[51]
Aaquille's mom is so phat that everyone misstook here for an Orca during the weekends mining OP.
Secure 3rd party service ■ Veldspar |
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Irish Whiskey
Caldari
Warped Mining
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Posted - 2008.11.18 13:23:00 -
[52]
Aaquille's mom is so phat... we had to smartbomb in the shade.
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Davina Braben
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Posted - 2008.11.18 14:54:00 -
[53]
Aaquille's mom is so fat that you can't sell her without using Chribba as a third party broker. |
JadeO
Caldari
W.A.S.P
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Posted - 2008.11.18 15:02:00 -
[54]
Aaquille's mom is so fat that she uses Titans as ammo.  |
Shiu
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Posted - 2008.11.18 15:22:00 -
[55]
Aaquille's mom is so phat, black holes got NOTHING on her.
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Ze4K DK
Gallente
Most Wanted INC
G00DFELLAS
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Posted - 2008.11.18 17:12:00 -
[56]
Aaquille's mom is so phat that people who see her will go "Ahh... So space-whales did exist before the orca"
Aaquille's mom is so phat that the alliance tournament was held inside her belly button
Aaquille's mom is so phat that even Zulupark will say she needs to be fixed!
Aaquille's mom is so phat that she needs to petition for node backup everytime she jumps
Aaquille's mom is so phat that she needs a jump portal to get anywhere
Aaquille's mom is so phat that fedo extermination involves a toothpick in her book
Aaquille's mom is so phat that she actually IS the center of the universe |
Pete X
Minmatar
GK inc.
R.U.R.
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Posted - 2008.11.18 17:53:00 -
[57]
your broke the forums... can i have a hug?
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Wollari
D00M.
Triumvirate.
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Posted - 2008.11.19 00:10:00 -
[58]
Aaquille's mom is so fat that she can't dock at the station
CCP made the stargates bigger so that Aquille's mom can finally use them now in a non-capital ship.
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Aaquille
The Harvesters
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Posted - 2008.11.19 00:35:00 -
[59]
MY MOMA IS SO PHAT WHEN SHE BENDS OVER WE ENTER DAY LIGHT SAVINGS TIME!
MY MOMA IS SO PHAT THE ONLY THING ATTRACTED TO HER IS GRAVITY!
MY MOMA SO PHAT SHE MAKES JABBA THE HUT LOK ANOREXIC!
MY MOMA SO PHAT HER BELT SIZE IS A REGION!
MY MOMA SO PHAT WHEN HER BEEPER GOES OF PILOTS THINK ITS HER BACKUP ALARM!
MY MOMA SO PHAT SHE PLAYS POOL WITH THE PLANETS!
MY MOMA SO PHAT THAT WHEN SHE FELL IN LOVE WITH STARWOLF SHE BROKE HIM!
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Harin Avant
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Posted - 2008.11.19 01:52:00 -
[60]
Edited by: Harin Avant on 19/11/2008 01:53:04
Aaquille's mom so phat, I got this evemail from DED.
2008.11.18 23:47
System: Aaquille's mom
Moon: Aaquille's mom V - Moon 3, Type: Amarr Control Tower
Corp: TransGalactic Industries, Alliance: Sylph Alliance
These towers are also present in the system:
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