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Goldings
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Posted - 2008.11.19 15:17:00 -
[61]
 Originally by: Burgaler Bill
Aaquille's mom is so phat it is rumoured she is Kerry Katona.
Lol! Mock the week fan by any chance? |
Aaquille
The Harvesters
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Posted - 2008.11.19 19:08:00 -
[62]
Aaquilles Mom is so phat that the show Lost was based on true events becuase of her. |
Jana Clant
New Dawn Corp
New Eden Research
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Posted - 2008.11.19 19:50:00 -
[63]
Originally by: Aaquille
Aaquilles Mom is so phat that the show Lost was based on true events becuase of her.
*looks at character's name*
Wut?
New Eden Research, where your research gets done!
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Danica Calisto
CYNTEC INC.
Sylph Alliance
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Posted - 2008.11.20 12:57:00 -
[64]
Aaquille's mom is so phat, mothership class vessels actually deny her docking clearance.
Aaquille's mom is so phat, drone vessels flee beeping and chirping in fear, signalling others ships to hide.
Aaquille's mom is so phat, that she ingests time and space when ejected into harsh decompression.
Aaquille's mom is so phat, the 100 mil could fund an entire system to store all the phat containers after her liposuction.
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Danica Calisto
CYNTEC INC.
Sylph Alliance
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Posted - 2008.11.20 13:00:00 -
[65]
Originally by: Crumplecorn
Aaquille's mom is so phat that you can always probe her out in missions. From two systems away.
I lol'd.  |
Reven Cordelle
Caldari
School of Applied Knowledge
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Posted - 2008.11.20 13:06:00 -
[66]
Aaquille's mom is so phat, she got sucked into the EVE gate and got stuck.
Aaquille's mom is so phat, the Moros was designed with her in mind.
Aaquille's mom is so phat, she shows up on the overview as a planet. |
Aaquille
The Harvesters
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Posted - 2008.11.20 17:42:00 -
[67]
Aquilles mom is so phat the station refinery thought her left butt cheek was a new Eve record for Veldspar rock and reported to Eves Guiness Book of Universe Records!
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Isus Jarode
Gallente
Middleton and Mercer LLP
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Posted - 2008.11.21 02:46:00 -
[68]
Edited by: Isus Jarode on 21/11/2008 02:47:53
Edited by: Isus Jarode on 21/11/2008 02:46:47
Aaquille's mom is so phat that the EVE gate was the product of her first belch.
Aaquille's mom is so phat that the Gallente were inspired to build the Erabus in her image - short, stocky, blubbery, shiny when oiled, and yes: phat.
Aaquille's mom is so phat that she was able to make Quafe - originally an unpopular Gallente beverage - into a massive success. In fact, the shape of the Quafe bottles were designed so that they were easier for her to guzzle down - or to digest, in case she swallowed it whole.
Aaquille's mom is so phat that Caldari scientists have credited her with the miracle of having no black holes in the EVE verse due to her tremendous gravitational duress - save for her of course, since she eats everything.
Aaquille's mom is so phat that Jove spies refer to her as "the mothership," due to the massive number of wiretapping software hidden on her.
Aaquille's mom is so phat that her perspiration, belching and habit of sitting and dragging across surfaces has been known to terraform entire worlds.
Aaquille's mom is so phat that microwarpdrives were designed with her in mind, since she can hardly move at all anymore.
Aaquille's mom is so phat that CONCORD issued a statement concerning her status as a space station, stating that while she may be large enough to house an entire Caldari corporation's industrial prowess, she is thought to be too hazardous to the health of employees; Caldari later blamed the Gallente for the "flowery turnout."
Aaquille's mom is so phat that SOE's AA meet group is not about alcohol abuse, but rather, random individuals that have been sat upon or accidentally eaten by Aaquille's mom.
Aaquille's mom is so phat that whenever the center of New Eden is referred to, people are not talking about Jita, they're talking about Aaquille's mom. |
EnslaverOfMinmatar
Yarsk Hunters
DeaDSpace Coalition
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Posted - 2008.11.21 03:10:00 -
[69]
Aaquille's mom is [fontsize=+infinity]SO PHAT[/fontsize]. |
Aaquille
Clan Shadow Wolf
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Posted - 2008.11.23 03:53:00 -
[70]
bump
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Alexol
Caldari
StoneDogS
Sylph Alliance
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Posted - 2008.11.24 04:55:00 -
[71]
Aquille's mom is so fat her undies could house a small village.
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Mastela IV
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Posted - 2008.11.24 07:31:00 -
[72]
Edited by: Mastela IV on 24/11/2008 07:34:09
Edited by: Mastela IV on 24/11/2008 07:32:43
_!Easter Egg!_
Aquille's mom is so phat, CCCP just had to post a picture of her posing with oprah, for everyone to see ingame by pressing [F10].
Edit; Uh Oprah... if ure reading this, i love you, but dam girl... lose weight!
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Taradis
Amarr
The Imperial Assassins
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Posted - 2008.11.24 10:39:00 -
[73]
Edited by: Taradis on 24/11/2008 10:43:12
Aquille's mom is so fat Chribba mistook her for a roid and tried to mine the veldspar out of her....
Just thought of another
Aquille's mom is so fat when she sits around the solar system she really sits AROUND THE SOLAR SYSTEM
is so fat ccp named a region after her
tried to undock and got stuck
planets and roids try to orbit her
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The TX
Gallente
Pulsar Combat Supplies
Alternative Realities
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Posted - 2008.11.24 11:11:00 -
[74]
Aaquille's Mom is so phat that her avatar broke the forums.
Aaquille's Mom is so phat that stations are towed into her.
Aaquille's Mom is so phat it takes 7233891787950533348956127561032756109310097249561056 seconds to un-anchor her.
Aaquille's Mom is so phat that you could swerve to miss her in Jita and end up in Jove space.
Originally by: Slade Trillgon
Holy wall of text TX-Man.
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EnslaverOfMinmatar
Yarsk Hunters
DeaDSpace Coalition
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Posted - 2008.11.24 11:17:00 -
[75]
Aaquille's mom is so phat that when you are flying a titan fitted with 8 warpstabs you target lock her BEFORE you ctrl-click on her.
uʍop ǝpısdn ǝɹnʇɐuƃıs ʎɯ ƃuıpɐǝɹ ǝɹɐ noʎ
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EnslaverOfMinmatar
Yarsk Hunters
DeaDSpace Coalition
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Posted - 2008.11.27 15:09:00 -
[76]
Aquille's mom is so phat that because of her necrophilia she had to make this thread with her alt (about a Charon filled with corpses). She also purchased a *cough* giant Armageddon mold from the Amarr Empire(used to make Armageddon outer hulls obviously) and a few kilotonnes of superglue.
uʍop ǝpısdn ǝɹnʇɐuƃıs ʎɯ ƃuıpɐǝɹ ǝɹɐ noʎ
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Abelard Nightbringer
Caldari Provisions
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Posted - 2008.11.27 15:14:00 -
[77]
Originally by: HankMurphy
Aquilles mom is SO FAT she is on your right click menu, no matter where you are.
wow, this has to win. its great
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Mathias Mineros
Terran Resurrection
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Posted - 2008.11.27 21:07:00 -
[78]
Aaquille's mom is so phat that her gravitational field caused the Eve Gate to collapse.
Aaquille's mom is so phat any system she visits becomes a binary solar system.
Aaquille's mom is so phat that she needs a cyno pilot so she can jump to the kitchen.
Aaquille's mom is so phat that she can't dock.
Aaquille's mom is so phat that when she visited the Pator system, the Minmatar thought that it was the Day of Darkness all over again.
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Pr1ncess Alia
Caldari
Perkone
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Posted - 2008.12.01 03:06:00 -
[79]
so uh... who won?
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