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Star Wolf
StoneDogS Sylph Alliance
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Posted - 2008.11.15 22:55:00 -
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While giving an alliance mate a hard time about how phat his mother was, I decided to make a contest of it.
Here's the rules: 1. Must be in the context of making fun of Aaquille's mom. 2. You must make fun of his mom in the context of eve. Some of my examples below... 3. Winner gets 100M isk - winner will be determined by corp mates votes and on how clever and funny the joke is. 4. Joke must start with: Aaquille's mom so phat... (joke) 5. Be as dark as you want to be. 6. Contest will end 2 weeks from the original post, but the jokes can go on forever
Examples:
Aaquille's mom is so phat that CCP had to put in the option, "Sun is occluded by ships" because everytime she entered a system the lights when out.
Aaquille's mom is so fat that concord has actually labeled her as a solar system SO-Phat
Aquille's mom is so phat that when she tries to dock the station rejects her, "Sorry, no group docking, one ship at a time please."
Aaquille's mom so phat, the only way she can move herself around is in a jump freighter
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Arianhod
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Posted - 2008.11.15 22:57:00 -
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Edited by: Arianhod on 15/11/2008 22:58:11 Aaquille's mom is so phat BoB claimed her as a region.
Aaquille's mom is so phat my Rage Torps do full damage!
Haruhiists - Overloading Out of Pod discussions since 2007.
Originally by: Janu Hull You're making me tingly in the special places...
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Alty MacAlterson
Alt Corporation
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Posted - 2008.11.15 22:59:00 -
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Aaquille's mom is so phat, Star Wolf uses her as an umbrella.
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Chooch Chooch
Chooch Inc. Sylph Alliance
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Posted - 2008.11.15 23:05:00 -
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Aaquille's mom is so phat ccp named an entire region after her "Immensia"
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Yamabast
Fluffy Kittens
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Posted - 2008.11.15 23:08:00 -
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Edited by: Yamabast on 15/11/2008 23:08:51 Aaquille's mum is soo fat that the Jove surrended to her.
...I win?
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Sazkyen
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Posted - 2008.11.15 23:10:00 -
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Edited by: Sazkyen on 15/11/2008 23:15:25
Aaquille's mom so phat she vacuum seals the toilet when she sits on it. She also makes a funny sound when pried off. Like the Chosen One in "Enter the fist" when he jumps into the manhole.
That's quite long actually.
Aaquille's mom so phat that even Yoda had to give up.
Aaquille's mom so phat she can lick her own nape. -
Btw. are we offending a real person here?
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Burgaler Bill
Eve Unity Sylph Alliance
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Posted - 2008.11.15 23:21:00 -
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Edited by: Burgaler Bill on 15/11/2008 23:25:57 Aaquille's mom is so phat she has to lube her self up everytime she makes a jump just so that she dosn't get stuck in the gate. |
Burgaler Bill
Eve Unity Sylph Alliance
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Posted - 2008.11.15 23:25:00 -
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Aaquille's mum is so phat that she has to undock sideways. |
Moonbeame
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Posted - 2008.11.15 23:32:00 -
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aaquille's mom is so phat, she cant fit through the jump gates and it takes all of aaa's titans to jump her. |
Anubisalt
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Posted - 2008.11.15 23:33:00 -
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Aaquille's mom is so fat they had to turn compression on in the ****pit of the rorqual to get her ass in |
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Anita Gofradump
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Posted - 2008.11.15 23:38:00 -
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Aaquille's mum is so phat she jumped into outer space and got stuck.
Aaquille's mum is so phat she has 7 moons.
Aaquille's mum is so phat that when she gets on the space-bus, she sits next to everybody.
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Chooch Chooch
Chooch Inc. Sylph Alliance
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Posted - 2008.11.15 23:41:00 -
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Aaquille's mom is so phat they had to create a new skill just to mount her
Aaquille's mom is do phat when she farts she doomsdays whole constelations
Aaquille's mom is so phat her corp is taxed 60 million by the alliance for her.
Aaquille's mom is so phat thrasher flew into her ass cheeks and hasn't been seen since |
Burgaler Bill
Eve Unity Sylph Alliance
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Posted - 2008.11.15 23:44:00 -
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Aaquille's mom is so phat you can harvest ice products from between her butt cheeks.
Aaquille's mom is so phat she gets pleasured by armageddons. |
Burgaler Bill
Eve Unity Sylph Alliance
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Posted - 2008.11.15 23:48:00 -
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Aaquille's mom is so phat she broke the EVE gate "in an apocalyptic catastrophe of a scale never before witnessed by the human race".
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Jana Clant
New Dawn Corp New Eden Research
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Posted - 2008.11.16 00:31:00 -
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Aaquille's mom is so phat that titans can dock into her.
Aaquille's mom is so phat, explorers have tried scanning her for moon minerals.
Aaquille's mom is so phat, she can block out a titan's DD.
Join New Eden Research today and never worry about queues again!
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Zig Amundsen
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Posted - 2008.11.16 01:01:00 -
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Aaquille's mom is so fat, he had to jump clone at birth.
And....
Aaquille's mom is so stupid, she thought jump clone was an Olympic sport. |
Alex Raptos
Caldari The Firestorm Millennium
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Posted - 2008.11.16 02:10:00 -
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Aaquille's mom is so fat, Pirates tried to scramble her pod, but then noticed it was her Corpse. |
Lance Fighter
Amarr
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Posted - 2008.11.16 03:08:00 -
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Aquille's mom is so phat it takes a power level of OVER NINE THOUSAND to warp 1 au for her.
Originally by: Akita T
Seriously ?
...wow... I'm such a forum ho' !
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Darth Skorpius
Crystalline INC The Black Alliance
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Posted - 2008.11.16 03:53:00 -
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Aaquille's mom is so phat everytime she breathes in, it creates a black hole capable of swallowing the whole universe
Aaquille's mom is so phat she doesnt need a clone ___________________________________________________________________________________________________________
updating sig, brb |
HankMurphy
Minmatar Pelennor Enterprises
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Posted - 2008.11.16 05:31:00 -
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Aquilles mom is so fat her bathroom scale uses StacklessIO.
Aquilles mom is SO FAT she is on your right click menu, no matter where you are.
Aquilles mom is SO OBESELY FAT that when people meet her, they don't say hi, they send a docking request.
------------------------------ everybody be cool this is a threadjack! just lay face down on the ground and no one will get hurt! |
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DubanFP
Caldari R.U.S.T.
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Posted - 2008.11.16 06:15:00 -
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Edited by: DubanFP on 16/11/2008 06:17:12
Aquilla's mom is so phat chibbra tried to mine her, and failed.
Aquilla's mom is so phat BoB anchored a PoS to each of her ass cheeks.
CCP once tried to model an Item after Aquilla's mom but gave up when they realized a charon's 900,000m3 wasn't large enough to carry her.
It is estimated that if Aquilla's mom farted you could hear it even in space for it would RIIIPPPP the very fabric of space.
Aquilla's mom is so stupid she would create a "X's Mom is so phat thread if she knew about these forums".
Aquilla's Mom is so phat that her gravity is estimated to implode the EVE gate by 2012.
The title of this thread was an implied threat to Aquilla's mom. |
Rawrior
Gallente Neo Spartans
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Posted - 2008.11.16 06:33:00 -
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Originally by: Chooch Chooch Aaquille's mom is so phat ccp named an entire region after her "Immensia"
this |
Davina Braben
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Posted - 2008.11.16 06:43:00 -
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Aaquille's mom is so fat that BoB didn't want her anyway.
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Epegi Givo
Amarr Ministry of War
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Posted - 2008.11.16 06:48:00 -
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Aaquille's mom is so phat that the EVE galaxy is stuffed into a small corner, she is taking up all the rest of the room in the galaxy. -------------------------------------
Originally by: Karrade Krise
Originally by: Epegi Givo
This is my sig, or is it?
Now the only thing I can think of are Yard Gnome Ninjas...
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EnslaverOfMinmatar
Yarsk Hunters DeaDSpace Coalition
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Posted - 2008.11.16 08:02:00 -
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Aaquille's mom is so phat that blackholes are sucked into her.
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Doctor Penguin
Amarr Imperial Academy
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Posted - 2008.11.16 08:47:00 -
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Aaguille's mom is so phat, Shrike wants to ride her!
Aaguille's mom is so phat, the Minmatar have bought her for Titan duty!
Aaguille's mom is so phat, she can fit Doomsday devices!
Yeah, Titan based jokes. ________________________________________________
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Davina Braben
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Posted - 2008.11.16 10:23:00 -
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Aaquille's mom is so fat that she suffers from diabetes and has a severely diminished quality of life. |
EnslaverOfMinmatar
Yarsk Hunters DeaDSpace Coalition
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Posted - 2008.11.16 10:30:00 -
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Aaquille's mom is so phat that when somebody posted a screenshot of her, eve-files ran out of hdd space |
Sexiest Beast
Caldari State War Academy
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Posted - 2008.11.16 10:42:00 -
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posting about someones mum is fail, posting about Aaquille's mom however, is EPIC |
Aioa
Planetary Assault Systems
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Posted - 2008.11.16 10:48:00 -
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Originally by: Davina Braben Aaquille's mom is so fat that she suffers from diabetes and has a severely diminished quality of life.
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