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jimmyjam
Gallente Sinner Among Saints Exquisite Malevolence
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Posted - 2008.11.21 00:08:00 -
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Good post dude 10/10 most of the stuff you listed is common sense that anyone that calls them selfÆs a pvp, er should know. |

Skira Ranos
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Posted - 2008.11.21 00:24:00 -
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Originally by: jimmyjam Good post dude 10/10 most of the stuff you listed is common sense that anyone that calls them selfÆs a pvp, er should know.
You would think, yeah? But you should read some of the posts in this thread =P |

Jim Hazard
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Posted - 2008.11.21 01:17:00 -
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Allways have a bottle of rum with you when you are pirating!!
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Skira Ranos
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Posted - 2008.11.21 02:00:00 -
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Originally by: Jim Hazard Allways have a bottle of rum with you when you are pirating!!
Thats the best one TBH =D
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Elsebeth Rhiannon
Minmatar Gradient Electus Matari
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Posted - 2008.11.21 10:49:00 -
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Originally by: Skira Ranos Well theres two schools of thought about PvP.
One is that you should be skilled.
The other is to simply bring the biggest guns, skillpoints and/or the most people (and, in many cases, the biggest ego).
I proscribe to the former school of thought.
I vote for both.
Good rules as such.
Problem is there's a million guides about it out in the open and people still remain sillies. How is one more guide going to help? Teaching is best done on-the-job in your corporation.
Elsebeth
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Nexus Kinnon
Armada.
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Posted - 2008.11.21 10:53:00 -
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What's rule #34 of EVE PvP?
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Elsebeth Rhiannon
Minmatar Gradient Electus Matari
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Posted - 2008.11.21 11:36:00 -
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Rule #34: If you can think of a setup that actually fits, no matter how bizarre or useless it is, some moron out there is bound to think it a good idea.
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Siddy
Minmatar Evolution Band of Brothers
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Posted - 2008.11.21 11:48:00 -
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Originally by: Nexus Kinnon What's rule #34 of EVE PvP?
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Skira Ranos
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Posted - 2008.11.21 13:38:00 -
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Originally by: Elsebeth Rhiannon
Originally by: Skira Ranos Well theres two schools of thought about PvP.
One is that you should be skilled.
The other is to simply bring the biggest guns, skillpoints and/or the most people (and, in many cases, the biggest ego).
I proscribe to the former school of thought.
I vote for both.
Good rules as such.
Problem is there's a million guides about it out in the open and people still remain sillies. How is one more guide going to help? Teaching is best done on-the-job in your corporation.
Elsebeth
You might be supprised how many people I've met who read (and benefited from) my old piracy guide then.
Hundreds if not thousands.
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Elsebeth Rhiannon
Minmatar Gradient Electus Matari
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Posted - 2008.11.21 13:57:00 -
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I probably came through a bit wrong; I am sure a lot of guides are useful, and no doubt a lot of people read them.
The problem to me seems to be that mostly the people who read rules like these have already figured them out themselves, and need instead more detailed info on mechanics and strategies; the people who would need the basic rules hammered into them rarely bother to read more.
I think your old guide had more details too, though, and this is just part of the plan, right?
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Kehmor
Caldari Malevolent Emo Herders Obsidian Empire
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Posted - 2008.11.21 14:37:00 -
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Originally by: Skira Ranos Edited by: Skira Ranos on 20/11/2008 19:00:26
Originally by: Kehmor Those rules suck:
1) why not? 2) see 1 3)I actually win the majority of the time and always assume I will. 4) Not at all true, most people are reasonably trust worthy, you only hear about the ones who aren't. 5) If you fight like that, you will never get fights. 6) If you fight like that, you will never get fights. 7) The more time you spend gathering info, the more time they have to gain info on you. 8) You learn this through experience, telling people they should know it before they start pvping is pretty ******ed. 9) The only really solid rule you listed.
The main rule of pvp: Do it as much as possible, and you will become good at it. ***** footing around and following guides and rules will get you only so far, and not very.
Well theres two schools of thought about PvP.
One is that you should be skilled.
The other is to simply bring the biggest guns, skillpoints and/or the most people (and, in many cases, the biggest ego).
I proscribe to the former school of thought.
I practice the former. Based on your rules you cannot say the same. Don't feed me your "I'm a 2005 pirate" crap, many of the worst pvpers I know have been playing longer than me. - Violence isn't the answer, it is the question. The answer is yes. |

Ka Jolo
The Tuskers
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Posted - 2008.11.21 14:54:00 -
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I like this thread.
I accept the OP rules, in the spirit in which they were offered. I also like Rajere's alternate rules. The truth is, because EVE is a game and we play it to have fun, many PvP'ers will attack a ship they think may be a trap, try something they're pretty sure won't work, etc.; of course, this is mainly because they're flying something they can afford to lose, and they're the type that would rather have a good fight (and lose) than not fight at all (and not lose).
A good PvP'er will know Skira Ranos' rules and realize what they are giving away when they turn to Rajere's rules instead. A noob won't know Skira Ranos' rules, but invoke Rajere's when they lose.
Looking forward to the pirate guide!
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Gark32
SniggWaffe
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Posted - 2008.11.21 16:17:00 -
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Originally by: Nexus Kinnon What's rule #34 of EVE PvP?
34. If youÆre leaving scorch-marks, you need a bigger gun.
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Skira Ranos
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Posted - 2008.11.21 16:55:00 -
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Originally by: Kehmor
Originally by: Skira Ranos Edited by: Skira Ranos on 20/11/2008 19:00:26
Originally by: Kehmor Those rules suck:
1) why not? 2) see 1 3)I actually win the majority of the time and always assume I will. 4) Not at all true, most people are reasonably trust worthy, you only hear about the ones who aren't. 5) If you fight like that, you will never get fights. 6) If you fight like that, you will never get fights. 7) The more time you spend gathering info, the more time they have to gain info on you. 8) You learn this through experience, telling people they should know it before they start pvping is pretty ******ed. 9) The only really solid rule you listed.
The main rule of pvp: Do it as much as possible, and you will become good at it. ***** footing around and following guides and rules will get you only so far, and not very.
Well theres two schools of thought about PvP.
One is that you should be skilled.
The other is to simply bring the biggest guns, skillpoints and/or the most people (and, in many cases, the biggest ego).
I proscribe to the former school of thought.
I practice the former. Based on your rules you cannot say the same. Don't feed me your "I'm a 2005 pirate" crap, many of the worst pvpers I know have been playing longer than me.
I'll not argue with idiots. You're welcome to think whatever you like.
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Skira Ranos
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Posted - 2008.11.21 16:56:00 -
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Originally by: Elsebeth Rhiannon I probably came through a bit wrong; I am sure a lot of guides are useful, and no doubt a lot of people read them.
The problem to me seems to be that mostly the people who read rules like these have already figured them out themselves, and need instead more detailed info on mechanics and strategies; the people who would need the basic rules hammered into them rarely bother to read more.
I think your old guide had more details too, though, and this is just part of the plan, right?
Indeed, this is a very very small part of my guide, barely more than a header. The guide as it is currently planned will be extremely extensive, and probably in the realm of 40+ pages.
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Plim
Gallente Oursulaert Technology Institute
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Posted - 2008.11.21 16:58:00 -
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Rules of not wanting to argue with idiots:
1. Don't post on the EVE-Online forums.
---- Failing to understand your crazy epicycles since 2003. |

Skira Ranos
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Posted - 2008.11.21 16:58:00 -
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Originally by: Plim Rules of not wanting to argue with idiots:
1. Don't post on the EVE-Online forums.
Or simply ignore them.
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Plim
Gallente Oursulaert Technology Institute
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Posted - 2008.11.21 17:07:00 -
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Originally by: Skira Ranos
Originally by: Plim Rules of not wanting to argue with idiots:
1. Don't post on the EVE-Online forums.
Or simply ignore them.
You can. I'm just pointing out that whatever you post on EVE-O, no matter how self evidently valid it may seem, you will always find people working backwards from the conclusion that you are wrong, in an attempt to be seen as superior by a community of internet people who they will likely never meet.
Or they will respond to some alternative reality version of your post which they have constructed in their heads.
Death of the forum author?
---- Failing to understand your crazy epicycles since 2003. |

Skira Ranos
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Posted - 2008.11.21 17:23:00 -
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Originally by: Plim
Originally by: Skira Ranos
Originally by: Plim Rules of not wanting to argue with idiots:
1. Don't post on the EVE-Online forums.
Or simply ignore them.
You can. I'm just pointing out that whatever you post on EVE-O, no matter how self evidently valid it may seem, you will always find people working backwards from the conclusion that you are wrong, in an attempt to be seen as superior by a community of internet people who they will likely never meet.
Or they will respond to some alternative reality version of your post which they have constructed in their heads.
Death of the forum author?
Thats a very good way to put it. |

Sikander 2
Caldari Quietly Confident Inc
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Posted - 2008.11.21 17:24:00 -
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Originally by: Skira Ranos Edited by: Skira Ranos on 20/11/2008 16:49:02
3- THE THIRD RULE OF EVE PVP IS: You WILL lose.
Often. The instant you decide you are going to use a ship to PvP, that ship is very very likely destined for destruction. Best to start pretending that it's already as good as gone; that way it will hurt less when it inevitably pops.
You pessimist...ah well, i know a way to cure you! Is this empty cup half empty or half full? |

Rajere
No Trademark
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Posted - 2008.11.21 21:19:00 -
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Quote: I don't see at all how they are incompatible with that I've written.
They are 100% incompatible. This has been touched on before, but some people seek out pvp, in order to improve themselves and become better at it. Others only pvp because, well it's a pvp game, duh, but honestly they would rather avoid pvp at all costs. I say eve is a pvp game because a: Obviously it is, and b: despite all of the other things you can choose to do in eve, whether its mining/missioning/carebearing/etc, is ultimately merely things done to support pvp.
The former group does not need your list of rules, they already are aware of them but more importantly they're already aware of all of the flaws in them. This type of player, if they're just starting out and have yet to discover this on their own, needs my list of rules, not yours. This type of player would rather get a fight than win it.
The latter group will only engage on their own terms where they are in control of all facets of the engagement. If you think they are not cowards, you are mistaken, they are pathetic, carebear cowards. They care only about winning an engagement, they will avoid engagements at all costs if they are not guranteed victory. Because of this, they never actually pvp, their killboards are filled with meaningless fluff of baiting, blobbing, and gatecamping. They would much rather win a fight than have a fight at all. Your list is good for them, or good for turning players into them.
I do not know why the second group plays the game at all tbh. I don't know why they are so risk adverse, whether it's a warped sense of ego or killboard epeening or whatever. The ironic thing is, the latter groups pretty much universally have horrible kb stats in comparison to the former.
Take my corp for example, we're a small corp, just a bunch of pvp purists, entirely in the former camp. We're wreckless, will scout with battleships, always face gangs atleast 2x our size & have no qualms suiciding into gangs, etc. We'll almost always will be the ones jumping into the much larger fleet, as even with every other advantage they will still only fight on their terms, and their terms are "only if we have all advantages, numbers, ship types, homefield advantage, ecm superiority. Plus they must jump into our bubble with our ecm at range, drones out, etc". Yet somehow our kb stats & efficiency destroys every one of theirs, they pale in comparison really.
On top of that, I can feel good about pretty much every single kill posted on our killboard, I know I would not be able to say the same if I belonged to any other group in my area. "Wow, you killed 4 ships, when you engaged 25 on 7." There's really nothing to be proud of there, you came on top an engagement you were guranteed to win. Then you notice you lost 3 bigger, more expensive ships to those 7 before they disengaged. Even if the kb show you had a positive efficiency, say 51%, everyone who looks at it sees that you really lost.
I only mention kbs because we go to such great lengths to ensure ours remains 100% accurate for both kills and losses, we don't actually care about the stats themselves. We maintain the accuracy of our kb because it is public, if you're going to have a public killboard at all it must be accurate otherwise you may as well make it private like some empire newb alliance, since your kb stats are meaningless anyway. Most kb are horribly inaccurate (yet ppl still try to use them as a basis to smack others), most are missing losses and some are even missing kills. We use them mainly so we can post comments and make fun of ppl, those we fight and ourselves. The stats though, who cares, we even post losses from our guys who lose ships to npcs (missions, concord, etc) if they were flying something stupidly expensive or did something epicly fail, so that we can make fun of them for it. -------------------------- NOTR How to Fail at Eve
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Chainsaw Plankton
IDLE GUNS IDLE EMPIRE
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Posted - 2008.11.21 21:39:00 -
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rule number 1 get ready to warp out!
rule number 2, if odds are 10:1 in your favor engage!
rule number 3 if odds change go to rule number 1
anything else? |

Plim
Gallente Oursulaert Technology Institute
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Posted - 2008.11.21 22:11:00 -
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Understanding risk does not make you risk averse.
Someone dosen't understand the OP. |

Xu Da
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Posted - 2008.11.21 22:38:00 -
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basic rule
If anyone *willingly* engages you 1v1 outclassed or outnumbered, they're either:
a) Stupid. b) Drunk. c) Pretty certain he can beat you.(most likely Friends Next Door)
Take a chance, you might get a) or b)
:)
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Irish Whiskey
Caldari Warped Mining
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Posted - 2008.11.21 22:59:00 -
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Umm theres only 2 rules to PVP:
1 - up to date clone 2 - count on dying each time you undock |

Grimpak
Gallente Celestial Horizon Corp. Celestial Industrial Alliance
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Posted - 2008.11.21 23:13:00 -
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you missing rule n¦10:
bring a backup plan at all times.
and a backup to the backup plan. ---
Quote: The more I know about humans, the more I love animals.
ain't that right. |

Karrade Krise
Galatic P0RN Starz
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Posted - 2008.11.21 23:17:00 -
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Karrade 9 Facts of EVE.
1. Beware of Space Whales. They will neuter you. 2. Beware of Flying Spaghetti Monsters. Trust me, they exist. 3. RL threats get you banned. Don't believe me? Ask Ginger Magician. 4. AOL Speak is not tolerated. You will be situated. Resistance is useless. 5. The Cake IS a lie. 6. With the EA expansion, came the gender correct corpses. Pods are like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're going to get. 7. Chribba Owns all Veldspar. You only get to mine it because he allows it. 8. Vent > TS. No matter what you WOWers have to say about it. 9. Fighting Concord is a lot like fighting Chuck Norris, either way it's just not going to end very well for you.
I bare no responsibility for my own actions and words. Therefore if I have offended you, you can kiss the arse end of my shiney Premium Graphix'd Ibis.
P.S. Sucks when you can't figure out when the signature starts...
Take that as you will.
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Skira Ranos
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Posted - 2008.11.22 03:48:00 -
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Originally by: Karrade Krise Karrade 9 Facts of EVE.
1. Beware of Space Whales. They will neuter you. 2. Beware of Flying Spaghetti Monsters. Trust me, they exist. 3. RL threats get you banned. Don't believe me? Ask Ginger Magician. 4. AOL Speak is not tolerated. You will be situated. Resistance is useless. 5. The Cake IS a lie. 6. With the EA expansion, came the gender correct corpses. Pods are like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're going to get. 7. Chribba Owns all Veldspar. You only get to mine it because he allows it. 8. Vent > TS. No matter what you WOWers have to say about it. 9. Fighting Concord is a lot like fighting Chuck Norris, either way it's just not going to end very well for you.
I bare no responsibility for my own actions and words. Therefore if I have offended you, you can kiss the arse end of my shiney Premium Graphix'd Ibis.
P.S. Sucks when you can't figure out when the signature starts...
Take that as you will.
better than my rules tbh...
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Skira Ranos
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Posted - 2008.11.22 03:50:00 -
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Edited by: Skira Ranos on 22/11/2008 03:52:17
Originally by: Rajere
Quote: I don't see at all how they are incompatible with that I've written.
They are 100% incompatible. This has been touched on before, but some people seek out pvp, in order to improve themselves and become better at it. Others only pvp because, well it's a pvp game, duh, but honestly they would rather avoid pvp at all costs. I say eve is a pvp game because a: Obviously it is, and b: despite all of the other things you can choose to do in eve, whether its mining/missioning/carebearing/etc, is ultimately merely things done to support pvp...
...I do not know why the second group plays the game at all tbh. I don't know why they are so risk adverse, whether it's a warped sense of ego or killboard epeening or whatever. The ironic thing is, the latter groups pretty much universally have horrible kb stats in comparison to the former.
Originally by: Plim
Understanding risk does not make you risk averse.
Someone dosen't understand the OP.
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Advorber
Caldari Hordes Of Belial Nexus-Alliance
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Posted - 2008.11.22 04:04:00 -
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Edited by: Advorber on 22/11/2008 04:04:57 The rule about not wizzing on the electric fence isn't in there :)
:edit:
...or eating yellow snow -Advorber |
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