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market wiz	Posted - 2008.11.21 05:27:00 - [1] Yeh....so i met a girl, thing is she lives several thousand miles away from me.....and she has a Boyfriend already.....and for the past month i haven't been able to get her off my mind. Help...what do i do...oh and once i graduate im moving in with her, but thats a yr and a half away(GAY) so....what does one do when his better half is impossible to hang out with, is in a relationship? Go!
Alex Raptos Caldari The Firestorm Millennium	Posted - 2008.11.21 05:51:00 - [2] Unless she's broke up with her boyfriend by the time you can move in with her, Do NOT Move in with her. It will end in blood spattered tears.
Taradis Amarr The Imperial Assassins	Posted - 2008.11.21 05:53:00 - [3] Find a girl closer to you...... They do exist this i promise
Gojyu Ever Flow Axiom Empire	Posted - 2008.11.21 05:58:00 - [4] I'm not trying to be rude or anything, but refering to someone as your "better half" when she's in a relationship with another man is a tad stalkerish. Are you sure she's aware of, and reciprocates, your intentions? Because if not, this is going to just set you up for a very messy fall
ISpam OHHAYGUYS	Posted - 2008.11.21 05:58:00 - [5] The OP is without a doubt one of the best trolls I have seen all week.
EnslaverOfMinmatar Yarsk Hunters DeaDSpace Coalition	Posted - 2008.11.21 06:24:00 - [6] Originally by: market wiz Yeh....so i met a girl, thing is she lives several thousand miles away from me.....and she has a Boyfriend already.....and for the past month i haven't been able to get her off my mind. Help...what do i do...oh and once i graduate im moving in with her, but thats a yr and a half away(GAY) so....what does one do when his better half is impossible to hang out with, is in a relationship? Go! unless you're lesbian, you're hugged up uʍop ǝpısdn ǝɹnʇɐuƃıs ʎɯ ƃuıpɐǝɹ ǝɹɐ noʎ
Victor Valka Caldari Kissaki Corporation	Posted - 2008.11.21 07:13:00 - [7] Originally by: market wiz so....what does one do when his better half is impossible to hang out with, is in a relationship? "She's boinking another guy." Say it out loud and think about it for a moment. I mean, Holy Jesus **ing Buddha in a love shack with Allah watching on! She. Is. Boinking. Another. Guy. Forget about her and move on. That's the only sensible advice anyone with two brain-cells to rub together will give you. Originally by:** Spaztick You are not outnumbered, you are in a target-rich environment.
Victor Valka Caldari Kissaki Corporation	Posted - 2008.11.21 07:22:00 - [8] And while I'm on the roll, this is "relationship woes" not "female issues". Thread title is misleading, and that is an understatement. For "female issues", wiki 'menstruation'.
Calvin Firenze Minmatar Malum Crusis IDLE EMPIRE	Posted - 2008.11.21 07:58:00 - [9] Originally by: market wiz Yeh....so i met a girl, thing is she lives several thousand miles away from me.....and she has a Boyfriend already.....and for the past month i haven't been able to get her off my mind. Help...what do i do...oh and once i graduate im moving in with her, but thats a yr and a half away(GAY) so....what does one do when his better half is impossible to hang out with, is in a relationship? Go! Are you my brother secretly playing eve? I'll tell you the same thing I tell him. Go meet a real **ing girl and get off the ing computer every once in awhile. (not that you spend all your time on the computer, I wouldn't know) I live in a damn college town, my brother is 19. He would rather pretend he's dating some girl from some god forsaken country from across the globe rather than going out and meeting a real flesh and blood and ** girl. FFS what's wrong with people /facepalm
Victor Valka Caldari Kissaki Corporation	Posted - 2008.11.21 08:03:00 - [10] Originally by: Calvin Firenze FFS what's wrong with people But gals are scary, man! (And 'tits' are censored? For shame, CCP! I thought better of you, guys.) Originally by: Spaztick You are not outnumbered, you are in a target-rich environment.

Leviathan9 Gallente Royal Hiigaran Navy	Posted - 2008.11.21 08:14:00 - [11] Originally by: Victor Valka Originally by: Calvin Firenze FFS what's wrong with people But gals are scary, man! (And 'tits' are censored? For shame, CCP! I thought better of you, guys.) Word! Women are the evil of all evil's! ---------------------------
Calvin Firenze Minmatar Malum Crusis IDLE EMPIRE	Posted - 2008.11.21 08:16:00 - [12] Sure, they're evil, I agree. But having a real one sure beats ************.
Victor Valka Caldari Kissaki Corporation	Posted - 2008.11.21 08:20:00 - [13] Originally by: Calvin Firenze But having a real one sure beats ************. Just about everything does.
Davina Braben	Posted - 2008.11.21 08:50:00 - [14] Originally by: market wiz Yeh....so i met a girl, thing is she lives several thousand miles away from me.....and she has a Boyfriend already.....and for the past month i haven't been able to get her off my mind. Help...what do i do...oh and once i graduate im moving in with her, but thats a yr and a half away(GAY) so....what does one do when his better half is impossible to hang out with, is in a relationship? Go! Forget it. The best thing you can do is tell her so she can shoot holes in your fantasy.
Glassback Body Count Inc.	Posted - 2008.11.21 09:18:00 - [15] Move on dude, it's not even remotely close to a relationship. TBH, it sounds a lot like a teen girls crush on a pop star. It's easier to pretend it's a real relationship than to ACTUALLY have a girlfriend. BTW, how old are you both, cause if your old enough, you realise they are doing it, right?
Sokratesz Rionnag Alba Triumvirate.	Posted - 2008.11.21 09:24:00 - [16] Originally by: market wiz Yeh....so i met a girl, thing is she lives several thousand miles away from me.....and she has a Boyfriend already.....and for the past month i haven't been able to get her off my mind. Help...what do i do...oh and once i graduate im moving in with her, but thats a yr and a half away(GAY) so....what does one do when his better half is impossible to hang out with, is in a relationship? Go!
TimMc Gallente Brutal Deliverance	Posted - 2008.11.21 09:40:00 - [17] Originally by: Glassback Move on dude, it's not even remotely close to a relationship. TBH, it sounds a lot like a teen girls crush on a pop star. It's easier to pretend it's a real relationship than to ACTUALLY have a girlfriend. BTW, how old are you both, cause if your old enough, you realise they are doing it, right? rofl... this is sound advice.
Sokratesz Rionnag Alba Triumvirate.	Posted - 2008.11.21 09:53:00 - [18] She's probably sporting it away with him right now, and you're on an internet forum crying your heart out.
hellhathnofury	Posted - 2008.11.21 10:12:00 - [19] The Eve Forums: Telling it how it is since 2003
Voltain BEER Inc.	Posted - 2008.11.21 11:01:00 - [20] I though I was going to be able to pass on my expert knowledge of the menstrual cycle in reproductive-age females. Alas, the OP is a love stick teen, chatting to a fat man on the internet pretending to be a girl.

Taradis Amarr The Imperial Assassins	Posted - 2008.11.21 11:01:00 - [21] Originally by: hellhathnofury The Eve Forums: Telling it how it is since 2003 This
ouroboros trading Gallente Medics On Fire	Posted - 2008.11.21 12:50:00 - [22] emotional troll detected.
Sniper Wolf18 Gallente Apocalypse Ponies H E L I C O N	Posted - 2008.11.21 13:55:00 - [23] Tell the boyfriend you are testing a cure for the common cold on him, then expose him to sarin gas. Problem solved And above all, read my sig!
mamolian Madhatters Inc.	Posted - 2008.11.21 14:18:00 - [24] Die in a fire tbh. -----------

CCP Eris Discordia	Posted - 2008.11.21 14:26:00 - [25] Originally by: market wiz so....what does one do when his better half is impossible to hang out with, Play EVE and the situation will solve itself, if she is still with bf don¦t get your hopes up until she breaks up with him. Pink Dread has been hijacked

Julius Rigel House Rigel	Posted - 2008.11.21 15:05:00 - [26] Originally by: market wiz so....what does one do when his better half is impossible to hang out with, is in a relationship? This is exactly why tentacle ** ** was invented. Go nuts, my friend! (no pun intended) Scared of the events forum?
Crumplecorn Gallente Eve Cluster Explorations	Posted - 2008.11.21 16:31:00 - [27] Watch enough hentai and you won't want pig disgusting 3-D anymore anyway. Or so I'm told. - DesuSigs
Sniper Wolf18 Gallente Apocalypse Ponies H E L I C O N	Posted - 2008.11.21 19:11:00 - [28] Rohypnol? See if it works Or you could go out and have a REAL relationship?
Rawrior Gallente Neo Spartans	Posted - 2008.11.21 20:01:00 - [29] Originally by: Sniper Wolf18 Rohypnol? qft Owing to lack of Eve-related content, signature removed. If you would like to discuss this, please mail [email protected] - Mitnal
Darteis Elosia	Posted - 2008.11.21 21:50:00 - [30] Isn't there any better designer drug that leaves the person you wanna get to in a more aroused stage than the dead fish stage?

soldieroffortune 258 Gallente Trinity Council	Posted - 2008.11.21 22:10:00 - [31] Originally by: Taradis Find a girl closer to you...... They do exist this i promise this oh, and dont meet girls off the internet, you konw like NOTHING about them except what THEY tell you, its easier to meet them in RL so you can stalk them and see who they really are but seriously, RL is much a much more "secure" way of findign a girlfriend Originally by: soldieroffortune 258 "*Eve is about making yourself richer while making the other guy poorer*"
Sicardae Bad'ia	Posted - 2008.11.21 22:36:00 - [32] Originally by: Victor Valka Originally by: Calvin Firenze But having a real one sure beats ************. Just about everything does. hey man, nobody loves you like you do.
market wiz	Posted - 2008.11.21 22:42:00 - [33] You all need to quit assuming...for one i know her in real life, not over the internet ok? Secondly...maybe saying she's my better half is jumping the gun abit, but i was just trying to show how much i care. As for her doing her current bf, that's not a particularly big issue....when she was in my area(vacation or some ****) i could've done it with her,and she seems to not be too fond of her current, which is why i believe there's a chance.
Merin Ryskin Peregrine Industries	Posted - 2008.11.21 22:50:00 - [34] Fortunately the solution is simple: why have jealousy when you can have a threesome? /cue p0rn music ----------- Blaster sig removed for now, pending those "changes we've been working on all day". CCP, don't screw this up.
Frankinator Retrofitted Neogenics Amalgamated	Posted - 2008.11.21 22:55:00 - [35] Watch out for that "friend zone"...
Ithaca Gallente Vale Heavy Industries Molotov Coalition	Posted - 2008.11.21 23:03:00 - [36] Originally by: market wiz You all need to quit assuming...for one i know her in real life, not over the internet ok? Secondly...maybe saying she's my better half is jumping the gun abit, but i was just trying to show how much i care. As for her doing her current bf, that's not a particularly big issue....when she was in my area(vacation or some ***) i could've done it with her,and she seems to not be too fond of her current, which is why i believe there's a chance. Pssy whipped tbh. Be a man have a bit more self respect. If shes telling you she likes you just think that same mouth that is saying that has probably not too long ago be sucking the guy off. Classy.
Troye Gallente Strix Armaments and Defence	Posted - 2008.11.21 23:26:00 - [37] Originally by: market wiz (GAY) You've answered your own question, become gay and don't wry about "female issues". Failing that you have 2 options. 1) Continue to obsessive over this girl for a year until she comes back and moves in with you, obsess over her more until she moves out to avoid your stalkerish behaviour then live the rest of your life in bitter loneliness. 2) Go out your room, meet up with other students and find a girl who you like and likes you, have a relationship. _______________________________________
Elysarian Minmatar dudetruck corp	Posted - 2008.11.21 23:28:00 - [38] /me shakes his head at all the negative posts... I met my fiancee in an online game (no longer running) - she was dating another guy at the time we first met, she left him for me... 6 months later, we broke up (I decided to give it another go with the woman I was living with but that's another story altogether). 3 years later: she's dating another "other guy" & I get friendly with her again (just friends at first), this developed into us becoming **** buddies, then she broke up with the guy and we got together again. Roll on another 6 months and we'd moved in together - 2 years after that we're engaged and plan to marry August 2009 tl/dr? - it IS possible to meet attractive women on the 'net if you're careful - not all "internet women" are fat, sweaty 30-something guys living in their mother's basement.
Dantes Revenge Caldari	Posted - 2008.11.23 05:57:00 - [39] Originally by: Elysarian not all "internet women" are fat, sweaty 30-something guys living in their mother's basement. Only 99.9999999'% are. Instructions: 1. Put front door key in pocket. 2. Leave house and find the nearest bar/cafe/nighclub - Whichever is your preference 3. Seek out female that looks single. 4. Walk up to her and speak some sort of witty ice breaker. (I said witty, not sick). 5. Find out if she is indeed single. 6. Yes - Keep talking and buy her a drink or two. No - Look around again for another one. 7. When 6 = Yes, see how it goes from there. End Game: Dating becomes a regular thing. Repeat steps 3 - 7 as necessary until day is over or you reach End Game. OR Repeat all steps as necessary until you reach End Game: -- There's a simple difference between kinky and perverted. Kinky is using a feather to get her in the mood. Perverted is using the whole chicken. All this has happened before and will happen again
Davina Braben	Posted - 2008.11.23 11:50:00 - [40] Originally by: Elysarian /me shakes his head at all the negative posts... I met my fiancee in an online game (no longer running) - she was dating another guy at the time we first met, she left him for me... 6 months later, we broke up (I decided to give it another go with the woman I was living with but that's another story altogether). 3 years later: she's dating another "other guy" & I get friendly with her again (just friends at first), this developed into us becoming **** buddies, then she broke up with the guy and we got together again. Roll on another 6 months and we'd moved in together - 2 years after that we're engaged and plan to marry August 2009 tl/dr? - it IS possible to meet attractive women on the 'net if you're careful - not all "internet women" are fat, sweaty 30-something guys living in their mother's basement. Their are girls on the internets... but it's just a whole extra layer of complication and hassle if they're not in your immediate locale. If you do really hit it off it's a whole extra layer of grief and expense. And... re-read this guy's posts. He sounds obsessed and it's a little sad and pathetic tbh. Even if he does wind up slipping this girl the beef she doesn't sound like that much of a catch (e.g. she's either got a BF she's keeping around for the sake of it or she's leading OP on because she likes the attention).

mirel yirrin Gallente Ore Mongers Black Hand.	Posted - 2008.11.23 11:51:00 - [41] Calling it now - semi-epic troll. ---------------------------------
LaVista Vista Conservative Shenanigans Party	Posted - 2008.11.23 12:58:00 - [42] Try and put beer in your soda stream. I hear it cures broken heart.
Mankirks Wife Caldari Space Furry Association	Posted - 2008.11.23 15:26:00 - [43] I have developed an advanced three-step program to help you with your relationship issue: 1) Find a crowbar 2) Hit yourself in the head with the crowbar 3) Repeat step #2 until whatever is loose finds its way back to where it belongs. --- Originally by: tarin adur Also, cuz Sporks are like minmatar,do lots of things ok...but nothing spectacularly.
Stitcher Caldari Duty.	Posted - 2008.11.23 15:29:00 - [44] if she has a BF, she is not interested in you. Probably. In any case, that's territory where men should fear to tread. - Captain Verin "Stitcher" Tarn-Hakatain.
Fink Angel Caldari The Merry Men	Posted - 2008.11.24 07:36:00 - [45] Right, you need to read The Ladder Theory, here: http://ladderwiki.com/wiki/Original_Ladder_Theory Do it now!


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