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market wiz
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Posted - 2008.11.21 05:27:00 -
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Yeh....so i met a girl, thing is she lives several thousand miles away from me.....and she has a Boyfriend already.....and for the past month i haven't been able to get her off my mind. Help...what do i do...oh and once i graduate im moving in with her, but thats a yr and a half away(GAY)
so....what does one do when his better half is impossible to hang out with, is in a relationship?
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Alex Raptos
Caldari The Firestorm Millennium
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Posted - 2008.11.21 05:51:00 -
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Unless she's broke up with her boyfriend by the time you can move in with her, Do NOT Move in with her. It will end in blood spattered tears.
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Taradis
Amarr The Imperial Assassins
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Posted - 2008.11.21 05:53:00 -
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Find a girl closer to you...... They do exist this i promise
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Gojyu
Ever Flow Axiom Empire
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Posted - 2008.11.21 05:58:00 -
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I'm not trying to be rude or anything, but refering to someone as your "better half" when she's in a relationship with another man is a tad stalkerish. Are you sure she's aware of, and reciprocates, your intentions? Because if not, this is going to just set you up for a very messy fall
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ISpam
OHHAYGUYS
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Posted - 2008.11.21 05:58:00 -
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The OP is without a doubt one of the best trolls I have seen all week.
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EnslaverOfMinmatar
Yarsk Hunters DeaDSpace Coalition
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Posted - 2008.11.21 06:24:00 -
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Originally by: market wiz Yeh....so i met a girl, thing is she lives several thousand miles away from me.....and she has a Boyfriend already.....and for the past month i haven't been able to get her off my mind. Help...what do i do...oh and once i graduate im moving in with her, but thats a yr and a half away(GAY)
so....what does one do when his better half is impossible to hang out with, is in a relationship?
Go!
unless you're lesbian, you're hugged up uʍop ǝpısdn ǝɹnʇɐuƃıs ʎɯ ƃuıpɐǝɹ ǝɹɐ noʎ
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Victor Valka
Caldari Kissaki Corporation
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Posted - 2008.11.21 07:13:00 -
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Originally by: market wiz so....what does one do when his better half is impossible to hang out with, is in a relationship?
"She's boinking another guy."
Say it out loud and think about it for a moment.
I mean, Holy Jesus ****ing Buddha in a love shack with Allah watching on! She. Is. Boinking. Another. Guy.
Forget about her and move on. That's the only sensible advice anyone with two brain-cells to rub together will give you.
Originally by: Spaztick You are not outnumbered, you are in a target-rich environment.
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Victor Valka
Caldari Kissaki Corporation
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Posted - 2008.11.21 07:22:00 -
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And while I'm on the roll, this is "relationship woes" not "female issues". Thread title is misleading, and that is an understatement.
For "female issues", wiki 'menstruation'. |

Calvin Firenze
Minmatar Malum Crusis IDLE EMPIRE
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Posted - 2008.11.21 07:58:00 -
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Originally by: market wiz Yeh....so i met a girl, thing is she lives several thousand miles away from me.....and she has a Boyfriend already.....and for the past month i haven't been able to get her off my mind. Help...what do i do...oh and once i graduate im moving in with her, but thats a yr and a half away(GAY)
so....what does one do when his better half is impossible to hang out with, is in a relationship?
Go!
Are you my brother secretly playing eve?
I'll tell you the same thing I tell him. Go meet a real ****ing girl and get off the ****ing computer every once in awhile. (not that you spend all your time on the computer, I wouldn't know)
I live in a damn college town, my brother is 19. He would rather pretend he's dating some girl from some god forsaken country from across the globe rather than going out and meeting a real flesh and blood and **** girl.
FFS what's wrong with people
/facepalm
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Victor Valka
Caldari Kissaki Corporation
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Posted - 2008.11.21 08:03:00 -
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Originally by: Calvin Firenze FFS what's wrong with people
But gals are scary, man!
(And 'tits' are censored? For shame, CCP! I thought better of you, guys.)
Originally by: Spaztick You are not outnumbered, you are in a target-rich environment.
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Leviathan9
Gallente Royal Hiigaran Navy
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Posted - 2008.11.21 08:14:00 -
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Originally by: Victor Valka
Originally by: Calvin Firenze FFS what's wrong with people
But gals are scary, man!
(And 'tits' are censored? For shame, CCP! I thought better of you, guys.)
Word! Women are the evil of all evil's! ---------------------------
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Calvin Firenze
Minmatar Malum Crusis IDLE EMPIRE
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Posted - 2008.11.21 08:16:00 -
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Sure, they're evil, I agree.
But having a real one sure beats ************.
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Victor Valka
Caldari Kissaki Corporation
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Posted - 2008.11.21 08:20:00 -
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Originally by: Calvin Firenze But having a real one sure beats ************.
Just about everything does. |

Davina Braben
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Posted - 2008.11.21 08:50:00 -
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Originally by: market wiz Yeh....so i met a girl, thing is she lives several thousand miles away from me.....and she has a Boyfriend already.....and for the past month i haven't been able to get her off my mind. Help...what do i do...oh and once i graduate im moving in with her, but thats a yr and a half away(GAY)
so....what does one do when his better half is impossible to hang out with, is in a relationship?
Go!
Forget it.
The best thing you can do is tell her so she can shoot holes in your fantasy.
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Glassback
Body Count Inc.
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Posted - 2008.11.21 09:18:00 -
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Move on dude, it's not even remotely close to a relationship.
TBH, it sounds a lot like a teen girls crush on a pop star. It's easier to pretend it's a real relationship than to ACTUALLY have a girlfriend.
BTW, how old are you both, cause if your old enough, you realise they are doing it, right? |

Sokratesz
Rionnag Alba Triumvirate.
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Posted - 2008.11.21 09:24:00 -
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Originally by: market wiz Yeh....so i met a girl, thing is she lives several thousand miles away from me.....and she has a Boyfriend already.....and for the past month i haven't been able to get her off my mind. Help...what do i do...oh and once i graduate im moving in with her, but thats a yr and a half away(GAY)
so....what does one do when his better half is impossible to hang out with, is in a relationship?
Go!
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TimMc
Gallente Brutal Deliverance
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Posted - 2008.11.21 09:40:00 -
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Originally by: Glassback Move on dude, it's not even remotely close to a relationship.
TBH, it sounds a lot like a teen girls crush on a pop star. It's easier to pretend it's a real relationship than to ACTUALLY have a girlfriend.
BTW, how old are you both, cause if your old enough, you realise they are doing it, right?
rofl... this is sound advice. |

Sokratesz
Rionnag Alba Triumvirate.
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Posted - 2008.11.21 09:53:00 -
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She's probably sporting it away with him right now, and you're on an internet forum crying your heart out. |

hellhathnofury
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Posted - 2008.11.21 10:12:00 -
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The Eve Forums: Telling it how it is since 2003 |

Voltain
BEER Inc.
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Posted - 2008.11.21 11:01:00 -
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I though I was going to be able to pass on my expert knowledge of the menstrual cycle in reproductive-age females.
Alas, the OP is a love stick teen, chatting to a fat man on the internet pretending to be a girl.
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Taradis
Amarr The Imperial Assassins
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Posted - 2008.11.21 11:01:00 -
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Originally by: hellhathnofury The Eve Forums: Telling it how it is since 2003
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ouroboros trading
Gallente Medics On Fire
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Posted - 2008.11.21 12:50:00 -
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emotional troll detected.
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Sniper Wolf18
Gallente Apocalypse Ponies H E L I C O N
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Posted - 2008.11.21 13:55:00 -
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Tell the boyfriend you are testing a cure for the common cold on him, then expose him to sarin gas.
Problem solved
And above all, read my sig! |

mamolian
Madhatters Inc.
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Posted - 2008.11.21 14:18:00 -
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Die in a fire tbh. -----------
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CCP Eris Discordia

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Posted - 2008.11.21 14:26:00 -
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Originally by: market wiz
so....what does one do when his better half is impossible to hang out with,
Play EVE and the situation will solve itself, if she is still with bf donŠt get your hopes up until she breaks up with him.
Pink Dread has been hijacked
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Julius Rigel
House Rigel
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Posted - 2008.11.21 15:05:00 -
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Originally by: market wiz so....what does one do when his better half is impossible to hang out with, is in a relationship?
This is exactly why tentacle **** **** was invented. Go nuts, my friend! (no pun intended)
Scared of the events forum? |

Crumplecorn
Gallente Eve Cluster Explorations
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Posted - 2008.11.21 16:31:00 -
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Watch enough hentai and you won't want pig disgusting 3-D anymore anyway.
Or so I'm told. -
DesuSigs |

Sniper Wolf18
Gallente Apocalypse Ponies H E L I C O N
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Posted - 2008.11.21 19:11:00 -
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Rohypnol?
See if it works 
Or you could go out and have a REAL relationship? |

Rawrior
Gallente Neo Spartans
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Posted - 2008.11.21 20:01:00 -
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Originally by: Sniper Wolf18 Rohypnol?
qft Owing to lack of Eve-related content, signature removed. If you would like to discuss this, please mail [email protected] - Mitnal |

Darteis Elosia
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Posted - 2008.11.21 21:50:00 -
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Isn't there any better designer drug that leaves the person you wanna get to in a more aroused stage than the dead fish stage? |
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