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Prince Kobol
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Posted - 2012.04.09 09:36:00 -
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http://i.imgur.com/t0BXU.jpg |

Mashie Saldana
Veto. Veto Corp
462
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Posted - 2012.04.09 09:38:00 -
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Lol, that was pretty good. Dominique Vasilkovsky Mashie Saldana Monica Foulkes |

Jandice Ymladris
Perkone Caldari State
5
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Posted - 2012.04.09 09:57:00 -
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Either miracles exist, or they just want to lure us into a false sense of security, then strike hard & fast, levelling the forum with trollbait! |

Natassia Krasnoo
R3D SHIFT
1
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Posted - 2012.04.09 10:21:00 -
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Jandice Ymladris wrote:Either miracles exist, or they just want to lure us into a false sense of security, then strike hard & fast, levelling the forum with trollbait!
Looks like a troll Smells like a troll Tastes like a troll
Yup just another Goon troll fail sandwich.
**spits out the mouthful of Goon fail**
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Steve Ronuken
Fuzzwork Enterprises
351
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Posted - 2012.04.09 10:34:00 -
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Yoinked from Mitten's twitter feed.
http://i.imgur.com/Dkead.png http://i.imgur.com/pbQpX.png http://i.imgur.com/Ryltt.jpg http://i.imgur.com/t0BXU.jpg http://i.imgur.com/P8Bov.gif http://i.imgur.com/InOTv.jpg
'A violent purge of 4channers, o7o7m8s, LOL GURL, badposters, lemming 'jokes', and ~mommies toonies iskies corpies~'
Now I'm not saying it's not a troll. But it's a trifle more elaborate than some. (If it's not a troll, then it's a good thing.) FuzzWork Enterprises http://www.fuzzwork.co.uk/ Blueprint calculator, invention chance calculator, isk/m3 Ore chart-á and other 'useful' utilities. |

Psychotic Monk
The Skunkworks
209
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Posted - 2012.04.09 10:38:00 -
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If only this were a year ago and started with TEST then you guys might not have the pleasure of Skunkworks now. |

ACE McFACE
Acetech Systems
617
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Posted - 2012.04.09 10:39:00 -
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A less spammy forum for us all... now if only they could get those damn kids off my lawn Real men wear goggles and a Navy shirt! |

Lyrrashae
Crushed Ambitions Reckless Ambition
260
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Posted - 2012.04.09 10:48:00 -
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So does that mean no goon-posts on EVE-O at all?
That'd be like no scam-spambots in Jita local: Nice, but a bit unnatural. The invention of ice-hockey is proof that Canada deserves to rule the world. Eh.
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Xenuria
Center Haus New Eden's Industrial Alliance
503
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Posted - 2012.04.09 10:57:00 -
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The mittani is actually doing something good for once. I am continually impressed with his uncanny tendency to align his goals parallel with mine without even the slightest of prompting. Perhaps their is hope for an alliance after all.
The Future of GoonSwarm |

J Kunjeh
390
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Posted - 2012.04.09 10:59:00 -
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Oh look, a new Goon campaign. About time they cleaned up those SA forums.  "The world as we know it came about through an anomaly (anomou)" (The Gospel of Philip, 1-5)-á |

Jake Warbird
Republic Military School Minmatar Republic
225
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Posted - 2012.04.09 11:04:00 -
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Ahahahaha.....
Also Xenuria, you might do well to take a hint.... *****.... |

Mara Rinn
Cosmic Industrial Complex Cosmic Consortium
1200
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Posted - 2012.04.09 11:13:00 -
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This will only last as long as it takes The Mittani's ego to recover from the huge kick in the arse from certain statements at a certain fan gathering. I reckon after 28th April the program will end, since he'll be able to log in and GǪ oh hang on.
Damn. I was certain that conspiracy theory was going somewhere.
Though I must voice my concerns over the stability of Goonswarm if they are suddenly expected to be respectful to other people (and themselves). That's anathema to the core culture of Something Awful. This will end in tears.
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Avila Cracko
303
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Posted - 2012.04.09 11:21:00 -
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I was wandering where is Ladie Harlot for like last two weeks. There was so much less trolling for the like last two weeks.
Then i saw this thread and thought maybe that's it. But then i saw this post:
Danfen Fenix wrote:I havn't seen her since the day Mittani got banned 
Is Ladie Harlot = Mittani himself???    truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth. |

Tanya Powers
Science and Trade Institute Caldari State
985
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Posted - 2012.04.09 11:30:00 -
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Natassia Krasnoo wrote:Tastes like a troll
Yes, show us on that puppet how you tasted the troll plz, I'm curious 
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Natassia Krasnoo
R3D SHIFT
1
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Posted - 2012.04.09 11:46:00 -
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Tanya Powers wrote:Natassia Krasnoo wrote:Tastes like a troll Yes, show us on that puppet how you tasted the troll plz, I'm curious 
Well first you get on your knees. Then you slowly undo the........wait a second.
It's DOLL...show us on the DOLL!!!
Puppets don't have pants....or lower bodies typically.
You almost had me. |

Elsebeth Rhiannon
Gradient Electus Matari
237
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Posted - 2012.04.09 12:26:00 -
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Well, regardless of whether this is a troll or no, you have to admit if you look at it for longer than five seconds that the Goonswarm of EVE is actually not quite the same thing as the Something Awful crowds in some other games. There is a lot of loltrolling going on, but the core of "our" GSF is not folks who come here only to troll and lol - they are actually people who know how to play the game and care about it more deeply than is probably acceptable to admit in some of the circles they move in. It would not be completely unbelievable that some of them actually wanted a reputation as people who know their **** rather than people who talk ****. |

Ntrails
Merch Industrial Goonswarm Federation
71
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Posted - 2012.04.09 12:46:00 -
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The problem being addressed is unfunny **** being perpetually recycled by unfunny nerds.
There is no attempt to end shitting up local, comms or fleet chat, just a general move away from the (apparent) decline in originality and actual humour.
As an alliance we will ban anyone who posts 4chan chit on our forums, but not in fleet chat. Inability to parse your posts and thinking m8 is a reasonable substitute for 'mate' are other capital offences. This is simply the application of basic forum rules to the in game communal areas.
Oh, and stopping the hackneyed and pathetic OMG 'girl on the internet' ****, because it is just weak |

Lokli Lokli
Avant-Garde Monastery G00DFELLAS
10
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Posted - 2012.04.09 12:54:00 -
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Mara Rinn wrote:This will only last as long as it takes The Mittani's ego to recover from the huge kick in the arse from certain statements at a certain fan gathering. I reckon after 28th April the program will end, since he'll be able to log in and GǪ oh hang on.
Damn. I was certain that conspiracy theory was going somewhere.
Though I must voice my concerns over the stability of Goonswarm if they are suddenly expected to be respectful to other people (and themselves). That's anathema to the core culture of Something Awful. This will end in tears.
ahhaha the conspiracy theroy is now that this was all promoted by ccp and gsf for the benifit of sony. this is all a pr scam to attract interested to ccp's new game SOAP OPRA ONLINE |

Jon Taggart
State War Academy Caldari State
18
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Posted - 2012.04.09 13:19:00 -
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Expect an increase in alt posting.
(I'm not an alt ) |

Hauling Hal
The Black Ops
52
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Posted - 2012.04.09 13:44:00 -
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Avila Cracko wrote:I was wandering where is Ladie Harlot for like last two weeks. There was so much less trolling for the like last two weeks. Then i saw this thread and thought maybe that's it. But then i saw this post: Danfen Fenix wrote:I havn't seen her since the day Mittani got banned  Is Ladie Harlot = Mittani himself???   
As if it wasn't totally obvious! |

stoicfaux
932
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Posted - 2012.04.09 13:55:00 -
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Two out of four Goon women are brownshirts? 
You can tell me what is and isn't Truth when you pry the tinfoil from my cold, lifeless head.
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Roll Sizzle Beef
Space Mutiny
206
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Posted - 2012.04.09 13:55:00 -
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So goons want to be evil gentlemen. I drink your milkshake etc. And TEST can continue to be the **** posting mongoloids of eve? |

stoicfaux
932
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Posted - 2012.04.09 14:08:00 -
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Mara Rinn wrote:This will only last as long as it takes The Mittani's ego to recover from the huge kick in the arse from certain statements at a certain fan gathering. I reckon after 28th April the program will end, since he'll be able to log in and GǪ oh hang on.
Damn. I was certain that conspiracy theory was going somewhere.
Though I must voice my concerns over the stability of Goonswarm if they are suddenly expected to be respectful to other people (and themselves). That's anathema to the core culture of Something Awful. This will end in tears.
Ah no. The goal is wrap themselves in the flag of Good Posting so as to occupy the Moral High Ground in order to have Just Cause to attack anyone who posts anti-Mittani material (i.e. mentions fanfest, cyberbullying, etc.) and to be seen as Fine Upstanding Pillars of the Community who are being unfairly lambasted in the liberal, leftist, anti-large-corporation, anti-success, you're-just-jealous media, thus garnering Public Sympathy in order to achieve Positive Spin in any future news stories run by Gaming Press.
They have to be subtle and sophisticated with this PR campaign because a crude "putting lipstick on a pig" re-imaging PR campaign wouldn't work due to people asking why CCP devs have lipstick on their *****.
edit: Also, with a new, radical, campaign strategy, it gives Mittani the excuse to perform a reorg (due to the focus change) and thus shuffle potential rivals out of the way while keeping the masses too busy (and confused) to let any disgruntlement grow into revolt.
You can tell me what is and isn't Truth when you pry the tinfoil from my cold, lifeless head.
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Bubanni
SniggWaffe YOUR VOTES DON'T COUNT
221
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Posted - 2012.04.09 14:12:00 -
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Xenuria wrote:The mittani is actually doing something good for once. I am continually impressed with his uncanny tendency to align his goals parallel with mine without even the slightest of prompting. Perhaps their is hope for an alliance after all.
*there |

Jade Constantine
Jericho Fraction The Star Fraction
1910
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Posted - 2012.04.09 16:55:00 -
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Nonsense really. The problem with a religious cult like Goonswarm is that anything the "great leader" says becomes word of law for the mindless followers. Mittani says tomorrow that all goons must talk entirely in emoticons they'll do it because thats the way cult programming works.
The True Knowledge is that nothing matters that does not matter to you, might does make right and power makes freedom. Jericho Fraction is Recruiting! |

Nova Fox
Novafox Shipyards
3716
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Posted - 2012.04.09 17:56:00 -
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I love goonswarms propaganda.
Taking eve to the next level.
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Pyrus Octavius
Koshaku Gentlemen's Agreement
13
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Posted - 2012.04.09 18:02:00 -
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April fools was 8 days ago. |

Pyrus Octavius
Koshaku Gentlemen's Agreement
13
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Posted - 2012.04.09 18:03:00 -
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Jandice Ymladris wrote:Either miracles exist, or they just want to lure us into a false sense of security, then strike hard & fast, levelling the forum with trollbait!
Well I haven't seen any flying pigs and I'm pretty sure hell is still on fire... so uh, no. |

Jonas Xiamon
69
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Posted - 2012.04.09 18:16:00 -
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Any one else notice the Dr. Steel propaganda? I usally write one of these and then change it a month later when I reread it and decide it sounds stupid. |

Ivana Twinkle
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
229
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Posted - 2012.04.09 18:22:00 -
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Why is our internal posting politics interesting for people on eveo? |
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