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Yoshite Mamotutetas Masturbacao Ardente	Posted - 2008.11.29 14:34:00 - [1] srsly! omzg! i was jumping into the gulf of aden and these looser pirates ganked my ship for no reson. CCP should do smthing about these griefer pirates who are so bad at PVP they have ti pick on defenseless haulers cuz they can't PVP against a combat ship. Tired of waiting in line for research slots? Wasting minerals in the millions because of unresearched BPOs? Looking for a little production enhancement? EVEmail Me!
endaler	Posted - 2008.11.29 14:36:00 - [2] Bring a combat ship then?
kor anon Amarr The Tuskers	Posted - 2008.11.29 14:36:00 - [3] Originally by: Yo**e Mamotutetas srsly! omzg! i was jumping into the gulf of aden and these looser pirates ganked my ship for no reson. CCP should do smthing about these griefer pirates who are so bad at PVP they have ti pick on defenseless haulers cuz they can't PVP against a combat ship. ha haha hahahahaha ===== * Your signature file is broken. Please use one that displays an image - Fallout
Psychotic Penguin Gallente The Professional's Club The Second Genesis	Posted - 2008.11.29 14:41:00 - [4] if you don't shoot haulers then nobody will go get their combat ship in anger and if nobody goes to get their combat ship there will be no combat ship to pvp against, so you see these pirates really have to anger somebody before somebody will bother to go pvp with them. did that answer your question? ____________________________________________________ Reality is for those who have no imagination.
Captain Pompous	Posted - 2008.11.29 14:48:00 - [5] Originally by: Psychotic Penguin if you don't shoot haulers then nobody will go get their combat ship in anger and if nobody goes to get their combat ship there will be no combat ship to pvp against, so you see these pirates really have to anger somebody before somebody will bother to go pvp with them. did that answer your question? You complete idiot. He's referring to pirates off the Somali coast. Then again, The Second Genesis is famed for producing such morons. How is Scoobieboy and his legion of insipid lemmings? :D
Yoshite Mamotutetas Masturbacao Ardente	Posted - 2008.11.29 14:59:00 - [6] thank you for ruining my fun Captain Buzzkill. Tired of waiting in line for research slots? Wasting minerals in the millions because of unresearched BPOs? Looking for a little production enhancement? EVEmail Me!
Kehmor Caldari Malevolent Emo Herders Obsidian Empire	Posted - 2008.11.29 15:00:00 - [7] srsly omzg! why do loooser carebears not lrn to fiaght back? I ganked this ship for no raisons and it didn't even fight me? - Violence isn't the answer, it is the question. The answer is yes.
Captain Pompous	Posted - 2008.11.29 15:03:00 - [8] Originally by: Yo**e Mamotutetas Captain Buzzkill I came straight from the mission, sorry
Yoshite Mamotutetas Masturbacao Ardente	Posted - 2008.11.29 15:09:00 - [9] thats ok. they seem to be coming in at a good pace despite your post. Tired of waiting in line for research slots? Wasting minerals in the millions because of unresearched BPOs? Looking for a little production enhancement? EVEmail Me!
Kehmor Caldari Malevolent Emo Herders Obsidian Empire	Posted - 2008.11.29 15:11:00 - [10] Originally by: Yo**e Mamotutetas thats ok. they seem to be coming in at a good pace despite your post. Mine was more a dig at your spelling. Unless of course it was intentional, in which case it was a dig at you in general. - Violence isn't the answer, it is the question. The answer is yes.
Le Poupon Gallente	Posted - 2008.11.29 15:13:00 - [11] srsly omzg nooooooooob CCP have intentionaly made things like this!! They nerfed pirateing ingame so all the pirates would head ou there as its soon going to be easier to pirate out there!! Didn't you read the patch notes? -------sig------------------------------------ Sig removed, you made us cry
Psychotic Penguin Gallente The Professional's Club The Second Genesis	Posted - 2008.11.29 15:31:00 - [12] Originally by: Captain Pompous Originally by: Psychotic Penguin if you don't shoot haulers then nobody will go get their combat ship in anger and if nobody goes to get their combat ship there will be no combat ship to pvp against, so you see these pirates really have to anger somebody before somebody will bother to go pvp with them. did that answer your question? You complete idiot. He's referring to pirates off the Somali coast. Then again, The Second Genesis is famed for producing such morons. How is Scoobieboy and his legion of insipid lemmings? :D ____________________________________________________ Reality is for those who have no imagination.
doctorstupid2 The Accursed	Posted - 2008.11.29 15:33:00 - [13] If you're defenseless and unable to fight back, it's probably your own fault. It was your choice to be an easy target. Abusive \| Deadspace \| Deadspace2
TYCONDEROGA Amarr Malum Crusis IDLE EMPIRE	Posted - 2008.11.29 15:48:00 - [14] trollee's can has a geography lesson? He who defends Everything, Defends Nothing!
Sanka Cofie Amarr Fractured Core	Posted - 2008.11.29 16:04:00 - [15] Originally by: TYCONDEROGA trollee's can has a geography lesson? This Post Wins. (i'm only saying that so Malum Crusis won't shoot me) ~-~-~-~-~ -[WillChat4ISK]- I can be the handsome Amarr space captain. You can be the helpless Minmatar slave girl.
Yoshite Mamotutetas Masturbacao Ardente	Posted - 2008.11.29 16:14:00 - [16] Originally by: doctorstupid2 If you're defenseless and unable to fight back, it's probably your own fault. It was your choice to be an easy target. I don't see how i'm at fault for trying to make an honest buck. Personally I think CONCORD ships should respond in the area to protect honest merchants. I mean.. we pay CONCORD taxes when we sell our goods. Why not pacify the area for us. If you want to know who is ultimately responsible though, its the major factions. Of course these lowsec areas are going to be infested with pirates. NPC Navies need to be there, CONCORD too, to enforce the rules. Then something needs to be done to boost the economy. Piracy is one of the only ways to make decent income in some regions of lowsec. Tired of waiting in line for research slots? Wasting minerals in the millions because of unresearched BPOs? Looking for a little production enhancement? EVEmail Me!
DeckardIRL Veto Corp	Posted - 2008.11.29 18:08:00 - [17] Originally by: Yo**e Mamotutetas srsly! omzg! i was jumping into the gulf of aden and these looser pirates ganked my ship for no reson. CCP should do smthing about these griefer pirates who are so bad at PVP they have ti pick on defenseless haulers cuz they can't PVP against a combat ship. Well the pirates are getting well paid for their troubles and as usual the powers that be are powerless in their inability to act. Deck Whiskey For CAOD at its best
Trustworthy Joe	Posted - 2008.11.29 18:26:00 - [18] Edited by: Trustworthy Joe on 29/11/2008 18:27:05 Excellent job OP. 10/10 In before a laughing Mitnal.
Captain Pompous	Posted - 2008.11.29 18:29:00 - [19] Originally by: Yo**e Mamotutetas thats ok. they seem to be coming in at a good pace despite your post. Ooh yes, they are still arriving at a goodly pace :) props to you for your amusing OP :D
Modahn Etch Gallente Buggers' Advanced Interstellar Transport	Posted - 2008.11.29 18:41:00 - [20] Originally by: Yo**e Mamotutetas srsly! omzg! i was jumping into the gulf of aden and these looser pirates ganked my ship for no reson. CCP should do smthing about these griefer pirates who are so bad at PVP they have ti pick on defenseless haulers cuz they can't PVP against a combat ship. How loose were they? Are we talking "woah thats a short skirt" loose or like "i can see her nipples through that see-through top" loose?
Speaker Dead	Posted - 2008.11.29 19:02:00 - [21] Originally by: Yo**e Mamotutetas srsly! omzg! i was jumping into the gulf of aden and these looser pirates ganked my ship for no reson. CCP should do smthing about these griefer pirates who are so bad at PVP they have ti pick on defenseless haulers cuz they can't PVP against a combat ship. ROFL!!!! Define Pirate.....and you'll answer your own question.
Yoshite Mamotutetas Masturbacao Ardente	Posted - 2008.11.29 19:06:00 - [22] Originally by: Speaker Dead ROFL!!!! Define Pirate.....and you'll answer your own question. 1: someone who uses another person's words or ideas as if they were his own [syn: {plagiarist}, {plagiarizer}, {plagiariser}, {literary pirate}] 2: someone who robs at sea or plunders the land from the sea without having a commission from any sovereign nation [syn: {buccaneer}, {sea robber}, {sea rover}] I'm still confused... do they go after weak helpless targets because they want to use the words or ideas of their target as their own? Or because they lack a commission from any sovereign nation? Please help. Tired of waiting in line for research slots? Wasting minerals in the millions because of unresearched BPOs? Looking for a little production enhancement? EVEmail Me!
K1RTH G3RS3N Hanzai Soshiki BROTHERS GRIM.	Posted - 2008.11.29 19:46:00 - [23] Edited by: K1RTH G3RS3N on 29/11/2008 19:46:34 Originally by: Yo**e Mamotutetas Originally by: Speaker Dead ROFL!!!! Define Pirate.....and you'll answer your own question. Please help. i have carebear! :( none of us here are certified i would say
Louis DelaBlanche Federal Defence Union	Posted - 2008.11.29 20:04:00 - [24] Set ur autopilot to avoid the Suez Canal
Bellum Eternus Gallente Death of Virtue	Posted - 2008.11.29 20:12:00 - [25] Originally by: doctorstupid2 If you're defenseless and unable to fight back, it's probably your own fault. It was your choice to be an easy target. Doc. You've just been trolled by a noob. Tell me, how does it feel? HOW DOES IT FEEL?!?!? Hahhaha. Bellum Eternus Inveniam viam aut faciam. Death of Virtue is Recruiting
doctorstupid2 The Accursed	Posted - 2008.11.29 21:32:00 - [26] Originally by: Bellum Eternus Originally by: doctorstupid2 If you're defenseless and unable to fight back, it's probably your own fault. It was your choice to be an easy target. Doc. You've just been trolled by a noob. Tell me, how does it feel? HOW DOES IT FEEL?!?!? Hahhaha. Or... was it I that trolled the noob? Hence you posting here.... zing Abusive \| Deadspace \| Deadspace2
Bellum Eternus Gallente Death of Virtue	Posted - 2008.11.29 21:33:00 - [27] Originally by: doctorstupid2 Originally by: Bellum Eternus Originally by: doctorstupid2 If you're defenseless and unable to fight back, it's probably your own fault. It was your choice to be an easy target. Doc. You've just been trolled by a noob. Tell me, how does it feel? HOW DOES IT FEEL?!?!? Hahhaha. Or... was it I that trolled the noob? Hence you posting here.... zing Go smartbomb some more shuttles you hack! Bellum Eternus Inveniam viam aut faciam. Death of Virtue is Recruiting
Don Frye	Posted - 2008.11.29 21:40:00 - [28] Originally by: Yo**e Mamotutetas srsly! omzg! i was jumping into the gulf of aden and these looser pirates ganked my ship for no reson. hehehehe
MilowFV Echo Heavy Industries	Posted - 2008.11.29 21:47:00 - [29] I did find the post kind of funny when I saw the Gulf of Aden mention what with the pirate activity in the news. I must admit when I open it up at first I though it was going to be a whine about losing your ship. Good job.
ViolenTUK Gallente Vindicated Exiles V.I.R.A.L.	Posted - 2008.11.30 05:33:00 - [30] Originally by: Yo**e Mamotutetas i was jumping into the gulf of aden and these looser pirates ganked my ship for no reson. Thats their Job. Why do they need a reason? Is it because you do? The removal of "Ghost Training"
Dyaven The Tuskers	Posted - 2008.11.30 06:48:00 - [31] Your sig gives it away. Obvious troll is obvious. ===== * Your signature file is broken. Please use an image that will display - Fallout
Jogvan coracao ardente Triumvirate.	Posted - 2008.11.30 08:52:00 - [32] Hey your corp name is similar to mine, awesome! Is that you spinn??
Tai Paktu Beyond Divinity Inc	Posted - 2008.11.30 09:58:00 - [33] Originally by: Dyaven Obvious troll is obvious. Maybe. But give credit where credit is due. He got responses, like, a lot of responses. I give it a 6/10.
Kavu Genos Occidere Heretic Nation	Posted - 2008.11.30 10:35:00 - [34] HAHA, i love the gulf of aden bit, to all the people who took him srsly press f10 and type in "Gulf of Aden" srsly, nubs.
Bynara Gallente The Legion of Spoon Curatores Veritatis Alliance	Posted - 2008.11.30 12:13:00 - [35] all i can think of is: WOW Legion of The Spoons Proud member of the ANTI FORKER DEFENCE LEAGUE
Lord Zoran House of Tempers	Posted - 2008.11.30 13:08:00 - [36] pew pew
Yoshite Mamotutetas Masturbacao Ardente	Posted - 2008.11.30 13:44:00 - [37] Originally by: DeckardIRL Well the pirates are getting well paid for their troubles and as usual the powers that be are powerless in their inability to act. Deck Once they lose enough money there the usual powers will take much more of an interest. Originally by: Louis DelaBlanche Set ur autopilot to avoid the Suez Canal Isn't that high-sec? Originally by: Dyaven Obvious troll is obvious. A bit too obvious you're right. And yet.. not obvious enough for some. Originally by: Tai Paktu Maybe. But give credit where credit is due. He got responses, like, a lot of responses. I give it a 6/10. Thanks! I think the thread got gimped by post #5 giving the game away. That and EvE doesn't have systems composed of 3 words. Lets test that theory. I changed it to Gulfofaden. Thats in Heimatar... right? Tired of waiting in line for research slots? Wasting minerals in the millions because of unresearched BPOs? Looking for a little production enhancement? EVEmail Me!
Djan Anaplian Gallente The Aduro Protocol Doctrine.	Posted - 2008.11.30 13:49:00 - [38] corpname is winrar.
Bynara Gallente The Legion of Spoon Curatores Veritatis Alliance	Posted - 2008.11.30 14:01:00 - [39] Pirates attacking phat haulers loaded with loot......this seems unusual ........how? If this was about gankers attacking ratters/missioners in groups of 6-10 and complaining about some corp blobing them with 15-20 combat pilots, I would be right on your side m8. But trying to relieve you of your loot is what thier job is m8.....learn to out smart them.....eve pirates leave alot to be desired in that area.IMHO Legion of The Spoon Proud member of the ANTI FORKER DEFENCE LEAGUE
Yoshite Mamotutetas Masturbacao Ardente	Posted - 2008.11.30 14:07:00 - [40] Originally by: Bynara Pirates attacking phat haulers loaded with loot......this seems unusual ........how? If this was about gankers attacking ratters/missioners in groups of 6-10 and complaining about some corp blobing them with 15-20 combat pilots, I would be right on your side m8. But trying to relieve you of your loot is what thier job is m8.....learn to out smart them.....eve pirates leave alot to be desired in that area.IMHO We have a winner! Tired of waiting in line for research slots? Wasting minerals in the millions because of unresearched BPOs? Looking for a little production enhancement? EVEmail Me!
Kain Garion	Posted - 2008.11.30 14:20:00 - [41] Originally by: Yo**e Mamotutetas Edited by: Yo**e Mamotutetas on 30/11/2008 13:45:02 srsly! omzg! i was jumping into the Gulfofaden and these looser pirates ganked my ship for no reson. CCP should do smthing about these griefer pirates who are so bad at PVP they have ti pick on defenseless haulers cuz they can't PVP against a combat ship. Would you like some nice steak with honey pepper sauce with that wine? Or perhaps some artic salmon with a delicious pesto sauce? Or a vegetarian wok dish with a wonderful curry and rice noodles? For the salmon and wok I advice a with wine for the steak a red one. also answer: There pirate and blowing you up might yield a profit. Fair. EVE isn't.
Dun Bynar Caldari	Posted - 2008.11.30 14:40:00 - [42] bump A system of morality which is based on relative emotional values is a mere illusion, a thoroughly vulgar conception which has nothing sound in it and nothing true.
Sanka Cofie Amarr Fractured Core	Posted - 2008.11.30 15:06:00 - [43] Originally by: Kain Garion Would you like some nice steak with honey pepper sauce with that wine? Or perhaps some artic salmon with a delicious pesto sauce? Or a vegetarian wok dish with a wonderful curry and rice noodles? For the salmon and wok I advice a with wine for the steak a red one. ooh ooh! is that for everyone or just the OP? personally... I would like the "artic" salmon with the delicious pesto sauce. and what is this "with" wine you speak of? ~-~-~-~-~ -[WillChat4ISK]- I can be the handsome Amarr space captain. You can be the helpless Minmatar slave girl.
Angel Shine	Posted - 2008.11.30 15:29:00 - [44] Lovely bit of fishing by the OP - 7/10. Successful demonstration of "why, sometimes it pays to 'read' the actual post" - 9/10. The fact that some people seem to have used 'specially saved flames' for answering - Priceless
Le Poupon Gallente	Posted - 2008.11.30 17:30:00 - [45] Damn i didnt think you would catch more Nice work :D -------sig------------------------------------ UNSMOKED GAMMON
Stitcher Caldari Duty.	Posted - 2008.11.30 18:07:00 - [46] hmmm... I'm reminded of something - Captain Verin "Stitcher" Tarn-Hakatain.
Jokus Balim Minmatar Rising Sun Inc.	Posted - 2008.11.30 19:36:00 - [47] Damn, you got me, at least for a few seconds, when I thought: "Huh, Gulfonodi is highsec. And this idiot even cannot spell it right..." Stupid me.
Le Poupon Gallente	Posted - 2008.11.30 20:36:00 - [48] Let this one die. repoen it in a new thread and see who you catch Helps if noone ****s it up this time -------sig------------------------------------ UNSMOKED GAMMON
Enyalie Minmatar	Posted - 2008.11.30 23:04:00 - [49] Originally by: Yo**e Mamotutetas Edited by: Yo**e Mamotutetas on 30/11/2008 13:45:02 srsly! omzg! i was jumping into the Gulfofaden and these looser pirates ganked my ship for no reson. CCP should do smthing about these griefer pirates who are so bad at PVP they have ti pick on defenseless haulers cuz they can't PVP against a combat ship. It is you who chose the ship you were flying that time, that place your were inconvenienced. It is the business of Piracy to fire at what ever you chose to fly that day.
Trading Bunnz Equatorial Industires Dark Taboo	Posted - 2008.11.30 23:49:00 - [50] The real question is.. Will the pirates honour the ransom? And are ransom negotiations in good faith, or is it all just a stall for time until the blob arrives to save their tackled hauler? FRPB Shares in Default
Kain Garion	Posted - 2008.11.30 23:57:00 - [51] Originally by: Sanka Cofie Originally by: Kain Garion Would you like some nice steak with honey pepper sauce with that wine? Or perhaps some artic salmon with a delicious pesto sauce? Or a vegetarian wok dish with a wonderful curry and rice noodles? For the salmon and wok I advice a with wine for the steak a red one. ooh ooh! is that for everyone or just the OP? personally... I would like the "artic" salmon with the delicious pesto sauce. and what is this "with" wine you speak of? Would you be a chef if you turned down orders? * Places the dish on the table and put a glass of white wine beside it* Have a nice meal.
Gin G Federal Navy Academy	Posted - 2008.12.01 00:09:00 - [52] Originally by: Yo**e Mamotutetas Edited by: Yo**e Mamotutetas on 30/11/2008 13:45:02 srsly! omzg! i was jumping into the Gulfofaden and these looser pirates ganked my ship for no reson. CCP should do smthing about these griefer pirates who are so bad at PVP they have ti pick on defenseless haulers cuz they can't PVP against a combat ship. Found out why you where ganked hauler = profit ps please quit whining and just live with it
Morlen Nawo Caldari Pillage Pilfer and Plunder	Posted - 2008.12.01 00:11:00 - [53] Originally by: Yo**e Mamotutetas Edited by: Yo**e Mamotutetas on 30/11/2008 13:45:02 srsly! omzg! i was jumping into the Gulfofaden and these looser pirates ganked my ship for no reson. CCP should do smthing about these griefer pirates who are so bad at PVP they have ti pick on defenseless haulers cuz they can't PVP against a combat ship. I'm sorry -----------------------
Le Poupon Gallente	Posted - 2008.12.01 01:02:00 - [54] Woah, they just keep comeing in You are now my new hero Sorry Nexus when i go he gets my stuffz -------sig------------------------------------ UNSMOKED GAMMON
Malcanis Deep Core Mining Inc.	Posted - 2008.12.01 01:04:00 - [55] Originally by: Yo**e Mamotutetas Edited by: Yo**e Mamotutetas on 30/11/2008 13:45:02 srsly! omzg! i was jumping into the Gulfofaden and these looser pirates ganked my ship for no reson. CCP should do smthing about these griefer pirates who are so bad at PVP they have ti pick on defenseless haulers cuz they can't PVP against a combat ship. 7.5/10 "not bad at all"
Agent Sever Caldari Destry's Lounge	Posted - 2008.12.01 03:37:00 - [56] Welcome to lowsec upgrade your clone BTW Stop crying and get a scout ffs
Plim Gallente Oursulaert Technology Institute	Posted - 2008.12.01 06:07:00 - [57] lol Apart from the fact that it is self evident that this was a troll thread to begin with, people still continue to respond to the OP like it's serious, even after numerous posts dicussing the fact that it's a troll thread. Some people really should engage their brains before posting, they could start by actually reading the content of the thread they are posting in. WTS: Used cars, they are not cut n shuts. Honest. ---- Welcome to the EVE Onlne forums, a low IQ society.
Kavu Genos Occidere Heretic Nation	Posted - 2008.12.01 07:06:00 - [58] Originally by: Plim lol Apart from the fact that it is self evident that this was a troll thread to begin with, people still continue to respond to the OP like it's serious, even after numerous posts dicussing the fact that it's a troll thread. Some people really should engage their brains before posting, they could start by actually reading the content of the thread they are posting in. WTS: Used cars, they are not cut n shuts. Honest. this just what i was thinking
Le Poupon Gallente	Posted - 2008.12.01 10:04:00 - [59] Originally by: Kavu Originally by: Plim lol Apart from the fact that it is self evident that this was a troll thread to begin with, people still continue to respond to the OP like it's serious, even after numerous posts dicussing the fact that it's a troll thread. Some people really should engage their brains before posting, they could start by actually reading the content of the thread they are posting in. WTS: Used cars, they are not cut n shuts. Honest. Why though? This is fun stop killing it man this just what i was thinking -------sig------------------------------------ UNSMOKED GAMMON
Kufan'ni Minmatar Rosa Castellum	Posted - 2008.12.01 10:52:00 - [60] 2/10 for originality 8/10 for lawlz 10/10 for persisting trollage +4 for corp name Final Troll Score: 8/10
Artanixir Infinite Improbability Inc Mostly Harmless	Posted - 2008.12.01 11:04:00 - [61] Quote: srsly omzg nooooooooob CCP have intentionaly made things like this!! They nerfed pirateing ingame so all the pirates would head ou there as its soon going to be easier to pirate out there!! Didn't you read the patch notes? Don't even know if this guy was serious, but that post made me giggle. especially the "didn't you read the patch notes?" part. He obviously didn't read more than 3 replies :D --- If Common sense is so common, why is it so rare
Vampasha Federal Navy Academy	Posted - 2008.12.01 12:34:00 - [62] Originally by: Yo**e Mamotutetas Edited by: Yo**e Mamotutetas on 30/11/2008 13:45:02 srsly! omzg! i was jumping into the Gulfofaden and these looser pirates ganked my ship for no reson. CCP should do smthing about these griefer pirates who are so bad at PVP they have ti pick on defenseless haulers cuz they can't PVP against a combat ship. Hauler defenseless? Oh yeah, that will be right - ever heard of the battle badger? -------------- I am Bugs Bunny of Borg. What's up, Collective?
Dihania Gallente SniggWaffe	Posted - 2008.12.01 12:44:00 - [63] Originally by: Yo**e Mamotutetas Edited by: Yo**e Mamotutetas on 30/11/2008 13:45:02 srsly! omzg! i was jumping into the Gulfofaden and these looser pirates ganked my ship for no reson. CCP should do smthing about these griefer pirates who are so bad at PVP they have ti pick on defenseless haulers cuz they can't PVP against a combat ship. Not a very successful troll are we ? Here's a bone for you, chew on that. [hrhr] Sniggwaffe is recruiting. Visit channel "join sniggwaffe" in game.
Le Poupon Gallente	Posted - 2008.12.01 13:48:00 - [64] Originally by: Artanixir Quote: srsly omzg nooooooooob CCP have intentionaly made things like this!! They nerfed pirateing ingame so all the pirates would head ou there as its soon going to be easier to pirate out there!! Didn't you read the patch notes? Don't even know if this guy was serious, but that post made me giggle. especially the "didn't you read the patch notes?" part. He obviously didn't read more than 3 replies :D Seriously? Ofcourse I was serious. I'm always serious about serious business and this is serious. you are seriously mistaken if you think at any point I am not serious. I say this with a all seriousness I am serious. And don't drop me a Dark Knight quote because thats just seriously overused. Be serious. -------sig------------------------------------ UNSMOKED GAMMON
ZeitGeisT iL Amarr Soccer Mittz und Football Bats	Posted - 2008.12.01 14:16:00 - [65] Edited by: ZeitGeisT iL on 01/12/2008 14:17:35 Originally by: Le Poupon Originally by: Artanixir Quote: srsly omzg nooooooooob CCP have intentionaly made things like this!! They nerfed pirateing ingame so all the pirates would head ou there as its soon going to be easier to pirate out there!! Didn't you read the patch notes? Don't even know if this guy was serious, but that post made me giggle. especially the "didn't you read the patch notes?" part. He obviously didn't read more than 3 replies :D First you must find... another shrubbery! Then, when you have found the shrubbery, you must place it here, beside this shrubbery, only slightly higher so you get a two layer effect with a little path running down the middle. Then, you must cut down the mightiest tree in the forrest... with... a herring! why so serious? :edit: spelling
Syekuda Caldari Titanium Guard	Posted - 2008.12.01 14:18:00 - [66] Yo****e, adapt or die. If you go to low or zero sec except to die.. that simple. If you dont want to lose your ship, stay in high sec.
Le Poupon Gallente	Posted - 2008.12.01 14:23:00 - [67] Originally by: ZeitGeisT iL Edited by: ZeitGeisT iL on 01/12/2008 14:17:35 Originally by: Le Poupon Originally by: Artanixir Quote: srsly omzg nooooooooob CCP have intentionaly made things like this!! They nerfed pirateing ingame so all the pirates would head ou there as its soon going to be easier to pirate out there!! Didn't you read the patch notes? Don't even know if this guy was serious, but that post made me giggle. especially the "didn't you read the patch notes?" part. He obviously didn't read more than 3 replies :D First you must find... another shrubbery! Then, when you have found the shrubbery, you must place it here, beside this shrubbery, only slightly higher so you get a two layer effect with a little path running down the middle. Then, you must cut down the mightiest tree in the forrest... with... a herring! why so serious? :edit: spelling That seriously works? That is seriously cool -------sig------------------------------------ UNSMOKED GAMMON
Le Poupon Gallente	Posted - 2008.12.01 14:24:00 - [68] Originally by: Syekuda Yo****e, adapt or die. If you go to low or zero sec except to die.. that simple. If you dont want to lose your ship, stay in high sec. And another one -------sig------------------------------------ UNSMOKED GAMMON
ZeitGeisT iL Amarr Soccer Mittz und Football Bats	Posted - 2008.12.01 14:24:00 - [69] for cerial
Naliena Arlath	Posted - 2008.12.01 14:26:00 - [70] Solution was given further up. Put Suez canal on your Avoidance List under Autopilot settings. Optionally just manually plot your course via Sobaseki to South Africa then to Jita. Problem fixed
ZeitGeisT iL Amarr Soccer Mittz und Football Bats	Posted - 2008.12.01 14:36:00 - [71] Originally by: Naliena Arlath Solution was given further up. Put Suez canal on your Avoidance List under Autopilot settings. Optionally just manually plot your course via Sobaseki to South Africa then to Jita. Problem fixed
Eschiava Q Minmatar Native Freshfood	Posted - 2008.12.01 15:12:00 - [72] I still haven't figured out why the OP singles out looser pirates. Don't the tighter pirates do the same things?
Le Poupon Gallente	Posted - 2008.12.01 15:32:00 - [73] Originally by: Eschiava Q I still haven't figured out why the OP singles out looser pirates. Don't the tighter pirates do the same things? They only attack haulers with vaseline. As pirates do not have the required indutrial skills to manufacture thier own from the oil -------sig------------------------------------ UNSMOKED GAMMON
Manivald Kostaja	Posted - 2008.12.01 22:08:00 - [74] Inviting some tight (and innocent) newbies to pirate gang is a good way to make tight pirates!
Xzar Fyrarr Minmatar Brutor tribe	Posted - 2008.12.01 22:26:00 - [75] There once was a man named "Tiller" That is all.
Chainsaw Plankton IDLE GUNS IDLE EMPIRE	Posted - 2008.12.01 22:58:00 - [76] Im a loser pirate fyi Rowlandos is a looser pirate
dagley Basement Innovations Heretic Nation	Posted - 2008.12.01 23:17:00 - [77] lolz the op has made my day!!! Tears tears and more tears, why do carebears cry so much? It if wasn't for pirates carebears would not have a job. You mine/make/sell your items and we destroy them. The person who was ganked goes out and buys another ship with fittings thus the cycle goes on. Be thankful there are pirates blowing stuff up because if we were not then those that make a living off the markets would be pretty poor. If I was a carebear I would welcome pirates because the more stuff getting blown up means more stuff flying off the shelf on the markets. So you lost a ship...consider it the cost of doing business. ______
Turqoise	Posted - 2008.12.01 23:21:00 - [78] Originally by: dagley lolz the op has made my day!!! Tears tears and more tears, why do carebears cry so much? It if wasn't for pirates carebears would not have a job. You mine/make/sell your items and we destroy them. The person who was ganked goes out and buys another ship with fittings thus the cycle goes on. Be thankful there are pirates blowing stuff up because if we were not then those that make a living off the markets would be pretty poor. If I was a carebear I would welcome pirates because the more stuff getting blown up means more stuff flying off the shelf on the markets. So you lost a ship...consider it the cost of doing business. this /tread
Shova Kais Caldari Heaven's Avatars Void.	Posted - 2008.12.02 01:34:00 - [79] Edited by: Shova Kais on 02/12/2008 01:34:38 People really need to start reading posts. Gulf of Aden? Look that up in Google and tell me the FIRST thing you see under news results.
Jamir Estheroth	Posted - 2008.12.02 01:46:00 - [80] The pirates are attacking you because you are a fun target to attack. It isn't much fun to be in a frigate that takes on a battleship. (okay, it can be fun in groupes) The more unarmed you are, and the more you have the possibility of carrying something expensive, the better target you are. nuff said.
Aeon Starcatcher	Posted - 2008.12.02 01:48:00 - [81] Posting to confirm I did not read the thread however I would like to cover the following: 1. Hauler pwned is much roflcoptor swish swish for me 2. What were the km's like? Lots of trade goods I bet. 3. Can I haz cookie? 4. And other forum trolls, I see your roflcoptor and raise you two lolcatz.
Plim Gallente Oursulaert Technology Institute	Posted - 2008.12.02 02:30:00 - [82] ---- Welcome to the EVE Onlne forums, a low IQ society.
Cat Molina Minmatar Psychotic Inc.	Posted - 2008.12.02 06:24:00 - [83] Unbelievable. Proof that people do not read anything over the first few posts. Totally unrelated story: In the military they once gave us a test which would take anywhere from 2 to 3 hours. We were told to read all the directions before starting to answer the questions. Of course, all tests say that... right? At the end of the booklet the final instruction was to quietly close your booklet without answering any questions at all and place the pencil upon the book. I did as told, and the instructor called me up to 'run an errand' for him. Very quietly, with a smile, he told me I was off for the rest of the day... have fun. Out of 120 people, I was the only one to read the damn instructions. Rest of them did the entire test. I found it more alarming than funny.
Artanixir Infinite Improbability Inc Mostly Harmless	Posted - 2008.12.02 09:57:00 - [84] yeah its very amusing, 3 pages of replies, yet people hit reply after reading the original message and nothing else. Oh well lol :D --- If Common sense is so common, why is it so rare
Vampasha Federal Navy Academy	Posted - 2008.12.02 12:51:00 - [85] Originally by: Xzar Fyrarr There once was a GOD named "Tiller" That is all. Corrected -------------- I am Bugs Bunny of Borg. What's up, Collective?
kor anon Amarr The Tuskers	Posted - 2008.12.02 12:56:00 - [86] most of people in this thread are morons. ITs a troll ffs. jeez, how many times does it have to be pointed out to you ===== * Your signature file is broken. Please use one that displays an image - Fallout
Cairn Metalhand Swedish Aerospace Inc G00DFELLAS	Posted - 2008.12.02 13:30:00 - [87] Originally by: Yo**e Mamotutetas Edited by: Yo**e Mamotutetas on 30/11/2008 13:45:02 srsly! omzg! i was jumping into the Gulfofaden and these looser pirates ganked my ship for no reson. CCP should do smthing about these griefer pirates who are so bad at PVP they have ti pick on defenseless haulers cuz they can't PVP against a combat ship. Napkin?
Varkyl Wydon	Posted - 2008.12.02 14:56:00 - [88] This tread continues to deliver!
BiggestT Caldari Resurrection Skunk-Works	Posted - 2008.12.02 15:09:00 - [89] Edited by: BiggestT on 02/12/2008 15:08:57 Originally by: Yo**e Mamotutetas Edited by: Yo**e Mamotutetas on 30/11/2008 13:45:02 Hehe, CCP sensorship ftl EVE history t2 precisions
Dhejay Centrix Caldari The Wailing Doom	Posted - 2008.12.02 15:11:00 - [90] Originally by: Plim this
Cat Molina Minmatar Psychotic Inc.	Posted - 2008.12.02 16:23:00 - [91] Originally by: Varkyl Wydon This tread continues to deliver! The amazing thing is that, no matter what you say, people have made their minds up before ever reading the posts.
Ilda Mrika	Posted - 2008.12.02 18:05:00 - [92] Edited by: Ilda Mrika on 02/12/2008 18:05:41 Masturbacao (Masturbatpo) Ardente = Burning M asturbat ion
Le Poupon Gallente	Posted - 2008.12.02 18:14:00 - [93] Bump -------sig------------------------------------ UNSMOKED GAMMON
Varkyl Wydon	Posted - 2008.12.02 20:22:00 - [94] Originally by: Cat Molina Originally by: Varkyl Wydon This tread continues to deliver! The amazing thing is that, no matter what you say, people have made their minds up before ever reading the posts. I know! and that is what makes it so funny! Did you hear about the cruiser that almost got pirated in Gulfofaden on Sunday 2008.11.30? The ship was able to burn at full throttle to get away from the pirate frigates. And now the ship is safely docked in Salalah.
Garok Nor Blueprint Haus	Posted - 2008.12.02 21:55:00 - [95] Edited by: Garok Nor on 02/12/2008 21:57:02 trolled well played good sir ------------------------------------------------- Items posted by me are in no way a reflection of the policies and/or opinions of my corporation or alliance. {though they maybe really ought to be}
Faekurias Black Legion Command Black Legion.	Posted - 2008.12.02 22:41:00 - [96] unf unf unf ------------------ Recruiting..
Cyprus Black Caldari School of Applied Knowledge	Posted - 2008.12.03 03:55:00 - [97] Hai. I are carebear. I are not stoopid. I dont put misef in situations that cood go bad. ___________________________________________________ The Escapist: EvE Online video review.
Kavu Genos Occidere Heretic Nation	Posted - 2008.12.03 08:20:00 - [98] ...still goin? lol i havent checked in a couple days, but looks like it caught a couple more
Tasty Bit Gallente UNITED STAR SYNDICATE	Posted - 2008.12.03 13:43:00 - [99] Who are the tighter pirates anyway?
Le Poupon Gallente	Posted - 2008.12.03 14:54:00 - [100] Originally by: Le Poupon Originally by: Eschiava Q I still haven't figured out why the OP singles out looser pirates. Don't the tighter pirates do the same things? They only attack haulers with vaseline. As pirates do not have the required indutrial skills to manufacture thier own from the oil -------sig------------------------------------ UNSMOKED GAMMON
Moonbat Indabrane Caldari	Posted - 2008.12.03 15:01:00 - [101] Originally by: Le Poupon Originally by: Le Poupon Originally by: Eschiava Q I still haven't figured out why the OP singles out looser pirates. Don't the tighter pirates do the same things? They only attack haulers with vaseline. As pirates do not have the required indutrial skills to manufacture thier own from the oil laffing so hard i'm crying twitch!
Le Poupon Gallente	Posted - 2008.12.03 21:39:00 - [102] bump -------sig------------------------------------ UNSMOKED GAMMON
Serenity Steele Dynamic Data Distribution Ministry of Information	Posted - 2008.12.03 23:18:00 - [103] Originally by: Yo**e Mamotutetas .. i was jumping into the Gulfofaden and these looser pirates ganked my ship for no reson.. srsly! omzg! what were you doing in Gulfofaden. Did you think you were immune to other players? ≡v≡ Strategic Maps in Eve-Online Store \| eve-maps.com
Plim Gallente Oursulaert Technology Institute	Posted - 2008.12.04 00:52:00 - [104] This thread is the greatest achievement of mankind. ---- Welcome to the EVE Onlne forums, a low IQ society.
Sanka Cofie Amarr Fractured Core	Posted - 2008.12.20 18:27:00 - [105] R.I.P. Yoshi Temamotutetas. I don't know where you've gone. But you and your corp of firey self-love will live on in our hearts forever. ~-~-~-~-~ -[WillChat4ISK]- I can be the handsome Amarr space captain. You can be the helpless Minmatar slave girl.
Admiral Madbull	Posted - 2008.12.21 13:41:00 - [106] lol why would you descriminate as a pirate, even a shuttle can be a potential good income, you never know if they have BPO on them or not And why bother to scan them down when you can as easily just shoot them down. If you cant loose a ship, then dont take it to lowsec And dont make post like this mate, it just makes you look really bad
Commander Yassir The Seven Sins	Posted - 2008.12.21 15:02:00 - [107] Originally by: Admiral Madbull lol why would you descriminate as a pirate, even a shuttle can be a potential good income, you never know if they have BPO on them or not And why bother to scan them down when you can as easily just shoot them down. If you cant loose a ship, then dont take it to lowsec And dont make post like this mate, it just makes you look really bad I think you should take your own advice... The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.
Concorduck Gallente	Posted - 2008.12.21 15:08:00 - [108] Originally by: Admiral Madbull lol why would you descriminate as a pirate, even a shuttle can be a potential good income, you never know if they have BPO on them or not And why bother to scan them down when you can as easily just shoot them down. If you cant loose a ship, then dont take it to lowsec And dont make post like this mate, it just makes you look really bad Starting Post with "lol" - 1 point Explicit lack of knowledge of how LS works - 3 points Self Irony - 4 points that's 8/30, you should try out a better one next time... ----------------------------------------- Originally by: Crumplecorn Contact the CSM about it, voting themselves into disbandment wouldn't be pushing the boundaries of absurdity for them.
Noskill McCheese	Posted - 2008.12.22 03:50:00 - [109] posting in an epic thread
Kaltar Bok	Posted - 2008.12.22 04:29:00 - [110] Haha, doesn`t anybody else like the trolls more than the serious threads? That one was very clever. Read the system name again silly-billies.
Sapphire Mote Aliastra	Posted - 2008.12.22 07:49:00 - [111] Originally by: Serenity Steele Originally by: Yoshe Mamotutetas .. i was jumping into the Gulfofaden and these looser pirates ganked my ship for no reson.. srsly! omzg! what were you doing in Gulfofaden. Did you think you were immune to other players? Those EVE strategic maps are fubar. I pored over every square millimeter looking for Gulfofaden ... it's not even in the index. srsly! --------------------------------------- Just Launched: Macs in EVE at http://eve-applecore.com
Tortun Nahme Minmatar Umbra Synergy	Posted - 2008.12.23 04:35:00 - [112] its probably because the tighter pirates killed off all the ones that could fight back, srysly Fallout thinks im cute! I think so anyway
Chomin H'ak Integrated Takeovers	Posted - 2008.12.23 23:00:00 - [113] Originally by: Bellum Eternus Go smartbomb some more shuttles you hack! Hai I wuz here to see who cald me Originally by: Frenden Dax My heart hopes that people aren't that stupid, but my experiences thus far suggest otherwise.
Concorduck Gallente	Posted - 2008.12.23 23:20:00 - [114] To all the Characters that posted in this thread, please contract the totally of your assets to me. ----------------------------------------- Originally by: Crumplecorn Contact the CSM about it, voting themselves into disbandment wouldn't be pushing the boundaries of absurdity for them.
Tarn Reis	Posted - 2008.12.24 00:47:00 - [115] Well **, Yo**e, you have shown just how stupid/blind/just plain lazy the average forum-goer ins.
Veron Daerth Amarr Blood Meridian	Posted - 2008.12.24 09:47:00 - [116] Good God Almighty, I think I broke something inside myself. This has to be one of the greatest things I have ever seen. To the OP, you sir, are a genius. Also, thanks to all of you who posted in here before me, I laughed so hard I am crying now.
Nuts Nougat Sniggerdly Pandemic Legion	Posted - 2008.12.24 10:37:00 - [117] Originally by: Louis DelaBlanche Set ur autopilot to avoid the Suez Canal This should be the optimal solution Also very good thread OP, would read again. ---
Suitonia Gallente interimo	Posted - 2008.12.24 12:54:00 - [118] I smell a troll, probably with the intent of advertising the services in his sig.
Grenn Delshire	Posted - 2008.12.24 14:10:00 - [119] I can't seeeeeeeee! The waves of Epic coming off this thread have blinded me. So glad I follow the news or I would've missed out terribly. 10/10
Lina Terrix	Posted - 2008.12.24 19:06:00 - [120] Originally by: Yo**e Mamotutetas Originally by: Speaker Dead ROFL!!!! Define Pirate.....and you'll answer your own question. 1: someone who uses another person's words or ideas as if they were his own [syn: {plagiarist}, {plagiarizer}, {plagiariser}, {literary pirate}] 2: someone who robs at sea or plunders the land from the sea without having a commission from any sovereign nation [syn: {buccaneer}, {sea robber}, {sea rover}] I'm still confused... do they go after weak helpless targets because they want to use the words or ideas of their target as their own? Or because they lack a commission from any sovereign nation? Please help. Let me clear this up for you. A pirate will shoot your pod sitting on a gate for fun. A pirate will suicide gank your hulk in a nearby 0.5 system for fun. A pirate will shoot any other player that's not in his alliance for fun. I am a pirate, I have a -10 sec status. My alliance is all about pirates. We shoot ANYTHING that comes in (including fail fit dreads by a 3 man bs gang which has been done). Next time I recommend you jump into low sec with another neutral ship of value (bs or somehting) and pray that they primary the other one? Or, pay them off for safe flying? Or, don't go in the system?????
Sanka Cofie Amarr Fractured Core	Posted - 2008.12.24 22:06:00 - [121] Oh yeah mister big time pirate guy? Well, you're in big trouble now that Iran Corp and the India Trading Company are patrolling Gulfofaden. We'll see who is laughing last soon. ~-~-~-~-~ -[WillChat4ISK]- I can be the handsome Amarr space captain. You can be the helpless Minmatar slave girl.
Kalamator Minmatar Nebula Rasa Holdings Nebula Rasa	Posted - 2008.12.25 00:23:00 - [122] He even gets them at the end of the 4th page!!! This is seriously funny stuff
General Coochie The Bastards The Bastards.	Posted - 2008.12.25 16:38:00 - [123] Why do ppl run missions? Same answer except piracy is mroe fun. The Vigil and The Caracal (duo PvP movie)
Raul Watanabe Gallente NQX Innovations	Posted - 2008.12.25 17:33:00 - [124] Read the first few posts and the last few, laughing my ass off at another tangled web of bruised egos and typical C&P smackery this troll has created
Howit Zer Minmatar Wings of Daedalus	Posted - 2008.12.26 05:23:00 - [125] Best thread I've read in C&P yet. It seems like the moron's just can't help but post a smacky reply to it. Gonna have to bookmark it so I can find my easy lols later.
Daoi Sith	Posted - 2008.12.26 17:24:00 - [126] ok troll why do lions attack baby zebras and sick antelopes ? culling the frakking herd baby
Deacon Jim Minmatar The Blackwater Outlaws	Posted - 2008.12.26 19:36:00 - [127] So, this is what five pages of epic look like.
NER'IL	Posted - 2008.12.26 23:03:00 - [128] It's in their nature, otherwise they wouldn't be pirates.
Malvorak Amarr IDLE GUNS IDLE EMPIRE	Posted - 2008.12.27 00:35:00 - [129] I just wanted to reply to this thread. Cheers "I wave my private parts at your aunties son of a window dresser"
Delta Wings Evolva' Spirit House of Mercury	Posted - 2008.12.27 15:01:00 - [130] To the OP: Why does a dog lick his balls? Because he can [color orange]this is not a link[/color]
Sanka Cofie Amarr Fractured Core	Posted - 2008.12.27 16:48:00 - [131] Originally by: Delta Wings To the OP: Why does a dog lick his balls? Because he can Quoted so you can't come back and edit. ~-~-~-~-~ -[WillChat4ISK]- I can be the handsome Amarr space captain. You can be the helpless Minmatar slave girl.
Erick D'Alarion	Posted - 2008.12.30 20:43:00 - [132] This is oh so rich! Kudos to Yo****e... you rule!
Terra Mikael SRIUS BISNIS	Posted - 2008.12.31 16:13:00 - [133] picking on the weak like kids pick on a pinata? ________________________________ Originally by: Korovyov You WIN! And by win, I mean suck horse manure.
Stele Toque	Posted - 2008.12.31 16:51:00 - [134] Originally by: Yo**e Mamotutetas looser pirates ganked my ship for no reson. maybe their mommy didn't hold them enough, or their daddy held them too much.
adamantinesteel	Posted - 2008.12.31 16:57:00 - [135] Actualy a much easier question... Why do people play a PVP game, and then whine when PVP actualy happens to them! OMG, some one shot me in a PVP game!! Lets go whine and cry about it and see if it can be fixed.....
Le Poupon Gallente Center for Advanced Studies	Posted - 2008.12.31 17:35:00 - [136] Originally by: adamantinesteel Actualy a much easier question... Why do people play a PVP game, and then whine when PVP actualy happens to them! OMG, some one shot me in a PVP game!! Lets go whine and cry about it and see if it can be fixed..... Quotin so you don't edit it. -------sig------------------------------------ Thing is I'm not acctualy an Alt Post like a butterfly Sting like a bee
adamantinesteel	Posted - 2008.12.31 17:42:00 - [137] Originally by: Le Poupon Originally by: adamantinesteel Actualy a much easier question... Why do people play a PVP game, and then whine when PVP actualy happens to them! OMG, some one shot me in a PVP game!! Lets go whine and cry about it and see if it can be fixed..... Quotin so you don't edit it. lol why would i edit it? I meant what i said. :)
Le Poupon Gallente Center for Advanced Studies	Posted - 2008.12.31 17:45:00 - [138] Edited by: Le Poupon on 31/12/2008 17:45:25 Originally by: adamantinesteel Originally by: Le Poupon Originally by: adamantinesteel Actualy a much easier question... Why do people play a PVP game, and then whine when PVP actualy happens to them! OMG, some one shot me in a PVP game!! Lets go whine and cry about it and see if it can be fixed..... Quotin so you don't edit it. lol why would i edit it? I meant what i said. :) Read the OP again Gulf of... now google it along with pirates from somalia. EDIT: to avoid being racist accidently though ignorance. -------sig------------------------------------ Thing is I'm not acctualy an Alt Post like a butterfly Sting like a bee
Radcjk Caldari Prox XII Collidable Objects	Posted - 2008.12.31 18:01:00 - [139] srsly, omzg !!! Why do theswe loswer mission runers not fight back! bring guns, fight back big time kill kill boom for all! Seriously. I mean every word.
Xavier Zedicus	Posted - 2008.12.31 18:02:00 - [140] Originally by: Yo**e Mamotutetas Originally by: Speaker Dead ROFL!!!! Define Pirate.....and you'll answer your own question. 1: someone who uses another person's words or ideas as if they were his own [syn: {plagiarist}, {plagiarizer}, {plagiariser}, {literary pirate}] 2: someone who robs at sea or plunders the land from the sea without having a commission from any sovereign nation [syn: {buccaneer}, {sea robber}, {sea rover}] I'm still confused... do they go after weak helpless targets because they want to use the words or ideas of their target as their own? Or because they lack a commission from any sovereign nation? Please help. B because they want to plunders your vessel
Damon Blood Cardinal Armada Razakel.	Posted - 2008.12.31 19:05:00 - [141] Good play sir. If you getem on page 5..let's see if we can get to page 6.
Phellan Gallente Destry's Lounge	Posted - 2008.12.31 19:40:00 - [142] Hi mum!
Bellum Eternus Gallente Death of Virtue	Posted - 2008.12.31 22:53:00 - [143] Originally by: Yo**e Mamotutetas Edited by: Yo**e Mamotutetas on 30/11/2008 13:45:02 srsly! omzg! i was jumping into the Gulfofaden and these looser pirates ganked my ship for no reson. CCP should do smthing about these griefer pirates who are so bad at PVP they have ti pick on defenseless haulers cuz they can't PVP against a combat ship. Exactly how loose were these pirates? And why the **** can't you type correctly? Bellum Eternus Inveniam viam aut faciam. Death of Virtue is Recruiting
Eudamidas Caldari State War Academy	Posted - 2009.01.01 00:46:00 - [144] oh ~ Woke up, got myself a gun
Commander Yassir The Seven Sins	Posted - 2009.01.01 01:10:00 - [145] Requesting sticky because it is that amazing. ~ The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.
Shimizu Takumi	Posted - 2009.01.02 12:15:00 - [146] bumping epic thread
Gilgamesh1980 The Black Rabbits The Gurlstas Associates	Posted - 2009.01.02 12:31:00 - [147] I think what we define as carebears are the real pirates. they are the ones making the lives of us harmless entrepeneurs of space posession removal so hard, as we constantly need to adapt to these ever changing environments due to carebears tears forcing the might of the EVE gods on our daily business. our customer would be discussed and fat and lazy if we didn't exist, and the obesity would become a problem throughout the universe, making people to fat to be reborn in a clone, meaning, the only people making money then are the ones making kingsized Clone Vat bays, ........ oh wait. what was this about? Supreme Commander and Diplomat of the Black Rabbits and Gurlstas associates
Under Presher	Posted - 2009.01.02 14:15:00 - [148] Yarr!!
Dictum Factum Gemini Sun Violent-Tendencies	Posted - 2009.01.02 17:35:00 - [149] Good stuff, this. I know less than you think I do.
Sedious Bloke	Posted - 2009.01.03 03:29:00 - [150] Edited by: Sedious Bloke on 03/01/2009 03:31:45 Edited by: Sedious Bloke on 03/01/2009 03:30:55 Originally by: Yo**e Mamotutetas Edited by: Yo**e Mamotutetas on 30/11/2008 13:45:02 srsly! omzg! i was jumping into the Gulfofaden and these looser pirates ganked my ship for no reson. CCP should do smthing about these griefer pirates who are so bad at PVP they have ti pick on defenseless haulers cuz they can't PVP against a combat ship. OMFG FGT GIb M3 yur OIL SO I CAN HAS PWR TO HEAT HOUSE ZMFG!!!! ps. 9/10 <3
Ragnerock Caldari Genos Occidere	Posted - 2009.01.04 01:52:00 - [151] Originally by: Yo**e Mamotutetas Edited by: Yo**e Mamotutetas on 30/11/2008 13:45:02 srsly! omzg! i was jumping into the Gulfofaden and these looser pirates ganked my ship for no reson. CCP should do smthing about these griefer pirates who are so bad at PVP they have ti pick on defenseless haulers cuz they can't PVP against a combat ship. LOL this teach you lesson yes? it mean no go low secs or else ya get pwned
Jonas Barcal Caldari	Posted - 2009.01.04 01:58:00 - [152] Originally by: Ragnerock LOL this teach you lesson yes? it mean no go low secs or else ya get pwned Go read his post and corp name again SLOWLY
Tyranthin Incurable Insanity Shadow of xXDEATHXx	Posted - 2009.01.04 14:17:00 - [153] Page 6 and still going strong. Grats to the OP on a great troll. Just goes to show how dumb the average EVE player/forum poster is. Oh yeah... Originally by: Stitcher hmmm... I'm reminded of something I LMAO'd.
David Ryder I have many names	Posted - 2009.01.31 05:52:00 - [154] Schwere PiratentStigkeit gulfofaden innen. Malakas na mandarambong aktibidad sa gulfofaden. Some non-English speaking corps didn't get the OP's warning. ZOMG Pirates!!!11!! I have many names
Blonde Prince	Posted - 2009.01.31 06:06:00 - [155] There exists important information in this thread.
Hallan Turrek Caldari The Bastards The Bastards.	Posted - 2009.01.31 07:45:00 - [156] This is like being Rickrolled.
Zaribeth Amarr Infinitus Odium	Posted - 2009.01.31 08:14:00 - [157] Kill or be killed. First law of eve. We do it for the fun really. Theres nothing like recieving a hatemail :) And Besides, what would the industrialist in eve do without us pirates?
SlayerOfSouls	Posted - 2009.01.31 12:42:00 - [158] ok im new to this game been playing for around 16 days and im laughting my ass off at this post i mean seriously im relativly noob and know that a pirates way of making money is based around killing haulers and/or miners with mineral goods witch he can then claim for himself and sell to make money to upgrade and repeat i mean seriously? how stupid can you be? ive lost 2 haulers full of goods and the only thing that went throught my mind was man im an idiot shoulda went around god some ppl simply refuse to understand the basics
Scarlet Pimpdaddy Minmatar	Posted - 2009.01.31 14:31:00 - [159] Looser pirates? I say that our pirates need to be tighter!
Le Poupon Gallente Center for Advanced Studies	Posted - 2009.01.31 14:50:00 - [160] Pushing on the pages for epicness
Jelek Coro Caldari Dark-Rising	Posted - 2009.01.31 15:32:00 - [161] Originally by: Zaribeth Kill or be killed. First law of eve. We do it for the fun really. Theres nothing like recieving a hatemail :) And Besides, what would the industrialist in eve do without us pirates? And another fish is caught... read it again. Then laugh at yourself :)
The Ratface Hunters Imperiale	Posted - 2009.01.31 16:09:00 - [162] I haven't laughed like that from a C&P thread in a looong time.. 9/10 Also: amazing how many people don't even read the first page before deciding to fire off witty comments
Dani SP Rupture Farms Mining	Posted - 2009.01.31 17:42:00 - [163] Originally by: Yo**e Mamotutetas Edited by: Yo**e Mamotutetas on 30/11/2008 13:45:02 srsly! omzg! i was jumping into the Gulfofaden and these looser pirates ganked my ship for no reson. CCP should do smthing about these griefer pirates who are so bad at PVP they have ti pick on defenseless haulers cuz they can't PVP against a combat ship. So you are recognizing you TOTALLY SUCK at PVP, since you can't even beat those "who are so bad at PVP that have to pick on..." no offence
Steve Celeste Caldari Paxton Industries	Posted - 2009.01.31 18:24:00 - [164] Edited by: Steve Celeste on 31/01/2009 18:24:06 Trying for a page 7 in a troll thread EDIT: fail
Lord Cath	Posted - 2009.01.31 18:46:00 - [165] this is awesome... Nice experiment. Apparently a ****load of people just do not bother to read the whole thread, but rather put their opinion down like mongoose droppings and run off again
Le Poupon Gallente Center for Advanced Studies	Posted - 2009.01.31 19:21:00 - [166] Edited by: Le Poupon on 31/01/2009 19:21:53 Originally by: Dani SP Originally by: Yo**e Mamotutetas Edited by: Yo**e Mamotutetas on 30/11/2008 13:45:02 srsly! omzg! i was jumping into the Gulfofaden and these looser pirates ganked my ship for no reson. CCP should do smthing about these griefer pirates who are so bad at PVP they have ti pick on defenseless haulers cuz they can't PVP against a combat ship. So you are recognizing you TOTALLY SUCK at PVP, since you can't even beat those "who are so bad at PVP that have to pick on..." no offence Quotin this fool in hopes of a push to page 7 epicness EDIT:Damn failure. Give me a hand here?
Bruce Scythe Atomic Mexicans	Posted - 2009.01.31 19:30:00 - [167] I'm srsily gitten peesed off abut teh pirwats!! I lawst mah tird ibshish todah!
Le Poupon Gallente Center for Advanced Studies	Posted - 2009.01.31 19:45:00 - [168] Originally by: Bruce Scythe I'm srsily gitten peesed off abut teh pirwats!! I lawst mah tird ibshish todah! Are you trying to show why the OP does it better?
Beowulf Scheafer	Posted - 2009.01.31 20:25:00 - [169] OMZG!!! piwats and otha griefers needz to be banned like in otha games. this would make eve one day as good as wow. in wow such crapz doezn't existz at all, thats why it is da best!!! 111one!eleven!! PKing needs to be banned, eve is about finishing agent quests, not about killing others, seriously... sign for banning unwanted agression in here /signed
Dani SP Rupture Farms Mining	Posted - 2009.01.31 21:27:00 - [170] frmo your comments... was he trolling? even now, I am too lazy for reading whole thread. I am just placing a reply to the 1st post, as it's logical.
Le Poupon Gallente Center for Advanced Studies	Posted - 2009.01.31 21:30:00 - [171] Edited by: Le Poupon on 31/01/2009 21:30:22 Originally by: Dani SP frmo your comments... was he trolling? even now, I am too lazy for reading whole thread. I am just placing a reply to the 1st post, as it's logical. Give the OP another read and you should see it Page 7? EDIT DAMMIT!!
Karrade Krise Galatic P0RN Starz	Posted - 2009.01.31 21:47:00 - [172] Edited by: Karrade Krise on 31/01/2009 21:48:18 Yo****e Mamotutetas Your sh77ty mama's two t/tties masterbate coward...ente..I can't figure out the last bit.
Captain Pompous Is Right Even When He's Wrong So Deal With It	Posted - 2009.02.01 00:40:00 - [173] Edited by: Captain Pompous on 01/02/2009 00:40:01 Im da 77ness Dani SP is a big buffon who doesn't know his arse from his elbow, as evidenced by his posts in this and other threads page 7 i says
Captain Pompous Is Right Even When He's Wrong So Deal With It	Posted - 2009.02.01 00:40:00 - [174] The post above didn't push us into page 7 Maybe this one will?
Captain Pompous Is Right Even When He's Wrong So Deal With It	Posted - 2009.02.01 00:42:00 - [175] To the OP - the gag was fun while it lasted, but the topicality of the situation has now gone. I bet everyone's forgotten about those tense days in the Gulf of Aden last year, when those pirates where holding that ship hostage... And it's amazing how people still think you're talking about a real EVE system!
Nexus Kinnon Genos Occidere	Posted - 2009.02.01 00:58:00 - [176] triple
Nexus Kinnon Genos Occidere	Posted - 2009.02.01 00:59:00 - [177] posting
Captain Pompous Is Right Even When He's Wrong So Deal With It	Posted - 2009.02.01 00:59:00 - [178] Edited by: Captain Pompous on 01/02/2009 01:00:25 combo e: sorry nexus :'( -------------------------------------------- Yes, my name is Pompous. Yes, this has been designed for maximum deliberate effect. Well done for pointing that out. Well done you.
Nexus Kinnon Genos Occidere	Posted - 2009.02.01 01:00:00 - [179] Edited by: Nexus Kinnon on 01/02/2009 00:59:53 owns edit FUCsiaodnsaodna rage
Captain Pompous Is Right Even When He's Wrong So Deal With It	Posted - 2009.02.01 01:02:00 - [180] Edited by: Captain Pompous on 01/02/2009 01:04:24 Here, read this to lighten your mood e: dont bother ;( some killjoy reverted my references to birds and animals spontaneously combusting in the heat, thus allowing the Australians affected by the heatwave to forgoe the traditional barbeque and dine directly from the street Academia here I come -------------------------------------------- Yes, my name is Pompous. Yes, this has been designed for maximum deliberate effect. Well done for pointing that out. Well done you.
Nexus Kinnon Genos Occidere	Posted - 2009.02.01 01:10:00 - [181] Edited by: Nexus Kinnon on 01/02/2009 01:13:54 Originally by: Captain Pompous Here, read this to lighten your mood lol I quoted sniped you at least :V e: ULTRA KILL, got the new page too
Captain Pompous Is Right Even When He's Wrong So Deal With It	Posted - 2009.02.01 01:12:00 - [182] Edited by: Captain Pompous on 01/02/2009 01:13:20 Originally by: Nexus Kinnon Edited by: Nexus Kinnon on 01/02/2009 01:10:17 Originally by: Captain Pompous Edited by: Captain Pompous on 01/02/2009 01:04:24 Here, read this to lighten your mood lol I quoted sniped you at least :V e: ULTRA KILL, got the new page too +1 to you now the forums are broken while quotin' Quote: +1 to you I sincerely mean that, by the way You got the elusive page 7 killer combo :) -------------------------------------------- Yes, my name is Pompous. Yes, this has been designed for maximum deliberate effect. Well done for pointing that out. Well done you.
Le Poupon Gallente Center for Advanced Studies	Posted - 2009.02.01 09:26:00 - [183] Originally by: Nexus Kinnon e: ULTRA KILL, got the new page too I hate you for this. -------sig------------------------------------ Thing is I'm not acctualy an Alt Post like a butterfly Sting like a bee
Silent Sins Deliciously Vicious	Posted - 2009.02.01 09:28:00 - [184] Nexus is a GOD among forum ***s. ------------------------------ ****************** ------------------------------
Gambuk	Posted - 2009.02.02 18:48:00 - [185] Omg, my rims, they spinnin!

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