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Demarcus
Death Monkey's With Knives
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Posted - 2008.12.17 00:23:00 -
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Originally by: amanio terros
Originally by: Hawkeye David Dear Death MonkeyÆs With Knives [sic],
Thank you for taking the time to declare war on us. Although we donÆt enjoy staring at the outside of the station waiting for you to undock, it does give us plenty of time to write out bills and catch up on some magazines we havenÆt had time to read. While we were waiting for your spine to harden, it came to our attention that you have failed to set the permissions on the ôguestö account properly on your internal forums. Despite the many laughs we had reading your ôintelö forum about us, some of our members felt guilty that we were taking advantage of the ignorance of one of the ôslowerö corporations in Eve.
We are glad to see that you have plugged this rather large hole in your organization as a result of our posting in your ôprivateö council forums.
Please review your security policies, as they have already caused at least 2 of our members to be hospitalized due to laugh induced cramping.
Cheers,
Hawkeye
Wow our very own C&P thread!
ItÆs nice to know we are finally hitting some nerves, please post some more
Haven't been hitting much else so enjoy the handout. ------------------------------------- You are all worthless, and weak.
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Vrabac
Zawa's Fan Club
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Posted - 2008.12.17 01:03:00 -
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Am I correct in assuming that member of an alliance which has managed to accumulate over 2000 negative points on its own killboard while not even posting losses is making fun of someone here?
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uzumoreru
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Posted - 2008.12.17 01:06:00 -
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OP please post a summary, trying to read that made my eyes bleed, Australian game show was funny though.
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Cyprus Black
Caldari School of Applied Knowledge
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Posted - 2008.12.17 01:06:00 -
[34]
Edited by: Cyprus Black on 17/12/2008 01:06:35
Good form sir. Good form. We are amused.
/clap ___________________________________________________ The Escapist: EvE Online video review. |
jam6549
Cold Blooded Killers
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Posted - 2008.12.17 01:13:00 -
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jesus *****-****ing christ! I don't even know what to call that thing that you just served in front of me!
but yer anyway, from what I saw today from you two ladies was that "FARK" would camp gates, then you guys would come with more numbers and they would **** off. Just fight guys, my popcorn's getting cold!
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AC Resonance
Suddenly Ninjas Tear Extraction And Reclamation Service
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Posted - 2008.12.17 01:29:00 -
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All we need now is clowns with meat cleavers.
1 m isk to the person who knows the reference. *(eve mail it)
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Spaztick
Canadian Imperial Armaments EVESpace
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Posted - 2008.12.17 01:51:00 -
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Originally by: Demarcus Haven't been hitting much else so enjoy the handout.
Zing! But seriously, more people should have some type of spacer in their sigs to show it's not part of the post.
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lamblancer
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Posted - 2008.12.17 08:54:00 -
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Edited by: lamblancer on 17/12/2008 08:54:13 You know what is more fail than this my good friend hawkeye?
No?, i will tell you then
Alliances that dont post all thier losses
EVESpace kb: 18 kills / 43 losses DMWK kb: 53 kills / 19 losses
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Thuul'Khalat
Gallente Veto.
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Posted - 2008.12.17 09:27:00 -
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Only remotely interresting thing in this thread is knowing if they won the trip.
Srsly. ---
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Setana Manoro
Gallente Firefly Inc.
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Posted - 2008.12.17 10:54:00 -
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Originally by: Demarcus
Originally by: Yiv Demarcus... I remember that name from somewhere.
I go by the name "FLA's Money" now thank you.
Sorry, that is shared with LiBraga and the rest of ex-PG.
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Demarcus
Death Monkey's With Knives
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Posted - 2008.12.17 11:17:00 -
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Originally by: Setana Manoro
Originally by: Demarcus
Originally by: Yiv Demarcus... I remember that name from somewhere.
I go by the name "FLA's Money" now thank you.
Sorry, that is shared with LiBraga and the rest of ex-PG.
In all seriousness, LiB ya I'll give you that, but don't blame the rest of the ex-.PG. people they really were not aware. ------------------------------------- You are all worthless, and weak.
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din5
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Posted - 2008.12.19 21:11:00 -
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does make me laugh you boast about reading our forums and seeing our intel on you and you are still getting your ass handed to you, gess this thread should be renamed, maybe EvEspace ******ed function room.
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Mini Instructorcon
Caldari Solar Ravengers
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Posted - 2008.12.20 02:16:00 -
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WTB: Lol's , Here we go.. Found some
Lets tell a story ! Solar Ravengers is an ex ESA Corp, We are a small but "Good" pirate Corp. We left ESA because things where not going as we hop'ed with them, we agreed on blue standings and moved a few jumps away from there low sec HQ, we had a dictor in the area whitch they started to lock, we took it as them not having us blue and agressive towards us so we " Hit Them " Asap, Sent in a gang of 5 Bs and 1 Hic to there HQ and tackled a Ferox at a belt, guy screems in local 5 cruizer's on me at belt "something" we pop the ferox and a moa warps in pop that too.
That night they attack our small POS and reinfoce it, we waite after the timer with a joint axiom empire and solar ravengers 20 BS fleet for them to come and finish it of, they dont come.
We send in random gangs into there HQ system nightly killing anything we spot.
A few nights into the campain we Spot a AFK navy raven sat 12km away for a Gate, we jump in 2x raven and 1x astarte and start to attack it, it dropps fast they bring a falcon and jam 1 raven, we bring in ours and jam there falcon, finish of the Navy raven as they warp in a crow whitch quickly warps back out 8 ESA in local atm, we get the T1 loot and go to station Dock and undock camping 8 of them in with our 2BS and 1CS, KM of navy raven is: "http://solarravengers.griefwatch.net/index.php?p=details&kill=200"
2 days later we assemble a 5 man BS gang to attack ESA yet again, it is Sunday and there prime time, we camp there HQ station for 5 min's with 26 ESA divided up in 2 systems 1 jump from eachotther they undock 5 Bs and 7BS with 9 otther random's come from the otther system, they engage us. we dock up and stay safe for the time being, they move on and we get back to our HQ.
We have not gone to ESA space since that day cept for a few scouts monertering the system's due to RL Holidays etc. i would like you to know ESA that Solar Ravengers are now Fully opperational again, i would say "Watch Out" but that is a huge understatement.
Fly Safe Mini and the Solar Ravengers
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Arekhon
0ff-Peak Esoteric Cutthroats
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Posted - 2008.12.20 15:02:00 -
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this thread sucks...where is Hells? we need a good crap on this thread!
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Deja Thoris
Invicta. Cry Havoc.
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Posted - 2008.12.20 18:21:00 -
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Luxe used to come to our neck of the woods way back and scan out mission runners. I'm not really sure if he every managed to kill one but he sure died a lot. When I think of him Benny Hill music always starts playing in my mind. The OP reinforced this.
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Luxe Ecru
Death Monkey's With Knives
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Posted - 2008.12.21 19:09:00 -
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Even with all their intel, they are getting murdered.
3 corps have left the alliance, and already over 4.5bill damage inflicted.
" Please review your security policies, as they have already caused at least 2 of our members to be hospitalized due to laugh induced cramping." - Hawkeye David
Its been fun though, Hawkeye...please review your alliance...it fails.
Luxe [gold]Your SIG is to big please reduce it to fit these limits
The size limits for signature graphics are as follows: Maximum height: 1 |
Spaztick
Canadian Imperial Armaments EVESpace
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Posted - 2008.12.22 12:01:00 -
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I think I'll chip in on defense of ESA (not that I enjoy it):
Most of the people who've lost stuff made stupid decisions, whether that's mining in a belt with reds in local, trying to be a rambo or anything else. I do have to applaud you guys for using lame tactics short of staying docked the whole war and picking off the lone 'tard every now and then, but I jumped back to empire for one day to try and participate in this war, and I think I got one absolution kill before you babies ran off in pods.
From my (limited) experience fighting you guys I figured you weren't worth the time it took for me to stay in empire playing docking games when I could be doing my thing in 0.0, while a lot of ESA corporations still want to 'bear it up in empire. Don't think that just because a lot of ESA sucks at PvP means that you guys are good. But seriously, more people should have some type of spacer in their sigs to show it's not part of the post.
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RisingDragon
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Posted - 2008.12.22 13:54:00 -
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Originally by: Spaztick I think I'll chip in on defense of ESA (not that I enjoy it):
Most of the people who've lost stuff made stupid decisions, whether that's mining in a belt with reds in local, trying to be a rambo or anything else. I do have to applaud you guys for using lame tactics short of staying docked the whole war and picking off the lone 'tard every now and then, but I jumped back to empire for one day to try and participate in this war, and I think I got one absolution kill before you babies ran off in pods.
From my (limited) experience fighting you guys I figured you weren't worth the time it took for me to stay in empire playing docking games when I could be doing my thing in 0.0, while a lot of ESA corporations still want to 'bear it up in empire. Don't think that just because a lot of ESA sucks at PvP means that you guys are good.
I cant believe you guys keep saying we dock up all the time, you normally have more on in one system than we have online never mind the same system! From what ive seen, you only come out to fight if you have a numbers advantage of 3 to 1 and equal or better ships.
Also, we arent saying were good, but were not the ones going around lying about how the war went! A certain member of your allaince was boasting in local about how we shouldnt have decced an 'alliance' with '400 members'. Considering we have significantly less than that, maybe 40-50 yet have still killed ALOT more than weve lost its all abit hypocritical dont you think!
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Mithos Victus
Aurelius Federation Apotheosis of Virtue
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Posted - 2008.12.22 17:38:00 -
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It's like the OP went to a fancy restaurant, had the seven course meal, and instead of telling us which meal was his favorite, he regurgitates it in front of us and we are left with a slimy mess of bits and pieces to stare at in horror and disgust.
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Mickey Simon
Noir.
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Posted - 2008.12.23 10:21:00 -
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Originally by: jam6549 post
Hey! I remember you! Meanwhile, on the other side of town . . . |
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Vrabac
Zawa's Fan Club
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Posted - 2008.12.23 11:48:00 -
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Edited by: Vrabac on 23/12/2008 11:48:57
Originally by: Mini Instructorcon We are a small but "Good" pirate Corp.
Hugely off topic but this made me chuckle.
Originally by: RisingDragon I cant believe you guys keep saying we dock up all the time, you normally have more on in one system than we have online never mind the same system! From what ive seen, you only come out to fight if you have a numbers advantage of 3 to 1 and equal or better ships.
You shouldn't bother with this. Been in similar situation several times, even against ESA. There is no use of trying to elaborate anything in a reasonably fashion. We had instances when 3 of us would undock into 18 of them, kill 1 and lose 2, than be called cowards because the last surviving BS managed to deagress and dock against 17 of them. Not to mention undocking solo into 7 or 8, killing 1 and deagroing and being called coward after that too. I dont want to sound like your lawyer but since I think I know what you're going through, just wanted to advise you not to take anything that members of such entities have to say about you seriously.
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avelution
Caldari Death Monkey's With Knives
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Posted - 2008.12.23 16:19:00 -
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In the last few hours of the war I decided to have a bit of a roam around Hiremir, 13(EVESpace)WT's in local and another 7 or 8 in the system next door.
I saw a cyno pop up at the station so I decided to check it out, cyno ship was a badger so like you do I fire off a few shots. Unable to kill it in my Rapier while it was getting armour rep from the 2 Thanny's and about 15 Fighters a Drake and a Raven shooting at me I bug out.
A few minutes later I warp to the Sechmaren gate where the Drake is sitting waiting, I jump through make sure the other side is clear then jump back in to engage the Drake, Just as the Drakes shield get to about 50% (Noob!) in comes the cavalry to save him! 2x Thanatos, Raven, Hurrican, Falcon. Seen Here. Im alone in a Rapier talk about overkill!!
A coulpe corpmates were heading my way after hearing me laughing so much on vent and having a good time, revilot (corpie) is now in the next system and reports 2x Harbinger's 200km off the station. One of them is the man himself who started this thread. Hawkeye David. This is a trap for sure, Will we take it? After thinking about it for about 0.000001 of a second iv already jumped in warped to station and started approaching while cloaked. Commander XXX is now one jump away in his istar waiting. Hawkeye has to die. After all "Although we donÆt enjoy staring at the outside of the station waiting for you to undock, it does give us plenty of time to write out bills and catch up on some magazines we havenÆt had time to read".
While he was "writing out bills" & "catching up on some magazines" outside another station (liar, he obviously does like staring at them) Im now in position. rev & commander warps in, we start taking them down. Up pops a cyno (surprise surprise) from a warp in Condor. 2x Thanatos jump in. Raven, Drake, Hurrican, Falcon warp in. Primary target is down and start working on Hawkeye. While he is getting rep from the carriers rev is taking alot of damage from fighters to his Hyperion. Hawkeye pops closely followed by revilot's BS. hahaha 2 kills 1 loss against the odds.
The war has now ended. Thanks to the guys that did actually fight us, it was fun. Death Monkey's - Killboard EVESpace - Killboard
avelution Death Monkey's With Knives [FARK]
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Chomin H'ak
Integrated Takeovers
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Posted - 2008.12.23 17:17:00 -
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Military experts are calling this phail; an Amarrian fighter drone used by carriers.
Originally by: Frenden Dax My heart hopes that people aren't that stupid, but my experiences thus far suggest otherwise.
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Kashimax
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Posted - 2008.12.23 19:36:00 -
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Originally by: DamienV do not ever post again. Eve cannot handle such fail.
Bolded the important bits.
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Elise Randolph
Slacker Industries
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Posted - 2008.12.23 20:54:00 -
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tl;dr
Did you really need, what was it, 6 posts of ****? I know that one of the FARK pilots is mildly ******ed, I think he actually has Down Syndrome in the real world so I try not to mock him, but the rest of them are an OK group.
On a slightly different note: the term "epic fail" is used exclusively by 14 year old fat kids. Be aware of this next time you mistakenly think it's hip and/or fly. ----------
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Caranthir
Death Monkey's With Knives
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Posted - 2008.12.23 22:23:00 -
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Edited by: Caranthir on 23/12/2008 22:23:25 Think I found your magazine. And dear Hawkeye [sic], thanks for reposting our forum here, I almost forgot we had it. But, instead of pointing out the flaws of our forum (which nobody cares about), start with fixing your own killboard. -
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Concorduck
Gallente
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Posted - 2008.12.23 22:57:00 -
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Originally by: Caranthir Edited by: Caranthir on 23/12/2008 22:23:25 Think I found your magazine.
:O ME WANTS THAT!
it's the perfect bait! -----------------------------------------
Originally by: Crumplecorn Contact the CSM about it, voting themselves into disbandment wouldn't be pushing the boundaries of absurdity for them.
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LiBraga
Death Monkey's With Knives
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Posted - 2008.12.24 08:22:00 -
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Originally by: Demarcus
Originally by: Setana Manoro
Originally by: Demarcus
Originally by: Yiv Demarcus... I remember that name from somewhere.
I go by the name "FLA's Money" now thank you.
Sorry, that is shared with LiBraga and the rest of ex-PG.
In all seriousness, LiB ya I'll give you that, but don't blame the rest of the ex-.PG. people they really were not aware.
Blame me Not those who were me corpies. There will also be a few who can't move on, I'm just glad FARK are happy to have me as a member and are using me lust for pvp --------------- What! Caldari have dps now... noooo Aye, T2 HAMs FTW!!!!! |
Listheria
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Posted - 2008.12.31 07:02:00 -
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whats even funnier is that were the 200+ man corp and we owned thier asses, they then called friends, then the people that hired them had to come in and help them because they couldnt get the job done.. then they dropped dec and cowwered in fear after hunting thier CEOL in is ishtar repeatadly :) ... FAIL!!!
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PsychoBones
Project Nemesis
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Posted - 2008.12.31 07:27:00 -
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Nice text. I didn't read it, but it was definitely there.
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