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Hawkeye David Amarr Canadian Imperial Armaments	Posted - 2008.12.11 01:12:00 - [1] Dear Death MonkeyÆs With Knives [sic], Thank you for taking the time to declare war on us. Although we donÆt enjoy staring at the outside of the station waiting for you to undock, it does give us plenty of time to write out bills and catch up on some magazines we havenÆt had time to read. While we were waiting for your spine to harden, it came to our attention that you have failed to set the permissions on the ôguestö account properly on your internal forums. Despite the many laughs we had reading your ôintelö forum about us, some of our members felt guilty that we were taking advantage of the ignorance of one of the ôslowerö corporations in Eve. We are glad to see that you have plugged this rather large hole in your organization as a result of our posting in your ôprivateö council forums. Please review your security policies, as they have already caused at least 2 of our members to be hospitalized due to laugh induced cramping. Cheers, Hawkeye
Hawkeye David Amarr Canadian Imperial Armaments	Posted - 2008.12.11 01:13:00 - [2] F.A.R.K.Y.O.U ò View topic - EveSpace Intel Board index ò FAQ ò Search ò Register ò Login Board index + W.A.R chat CEO/Directors Announcements View unanswered posts View active topics It is currently Wed Dec 10, 2008 5:40 am All times are UTC EveSpace Intel Moderators: Commander XXX, johnny, Luxe Ecru Page 1 of 1 [ 7 posts ] EveSpace Intel AuthorMessage Luxe Ecru Joined: Fri Aug 29, 2008 2:53 pm Posts: 37Posted: Mon Dec 08, 2008 8:46 pm Post subject: EveSpace Intel [ 2008.12.07 20:04:22 ] Darcon Kylote > hi there [ 2008.12.07 20:05:04 ] Luxe Ecru > I saw a recruitment ad for your corp yesterday [ 2008.12.07 20:05:09 ] Luxe Ecru > err alliance [ 2008.12.07 20:05:25 ] Darcon Kylote > ah, good stuff [ 2008.12.07 20:05:27 ] Darcon Kylote > on the forums? [ 2008.12.07 20:05:37 ] Luxe Ecru > Recruitment channel [ 2008.12.07 20:05:48 ] Darcon Kylote > ah, ok [ 2008.12.07 20:05:54 ] Luxe Ecru > What do you guys do ? [ 2008.12.07 20:06:10 ] Darcon Kylote > well, we're a mixed industrial/PVP alliance [ 2008.12.07 20:06:15 ] Darcon Kylote > based in lowsec and 0.0 [ 2008.12.07 20:06:24 ] Luxe Ecru > Where in low-sec? [ 2008.12.07 20:06:33 ] Darcon Kylote > in lowsec we live around hiremir [ 2008.12.07 20:06:41 ] Darcon Kylote > in 0.0, we're in outer ring, NPC space [ 2008.12.07 20:06:46 ] Luxe Ecru > ahh ok i know it [ 2008.12.07 20:06:53 ] Darcon Kylote > around 4c [ 2008.12.07 20:07:21 ] Darcon Kylote > we do some casual PVP in lowsec [ 2008.12.07 20:07:29 ] Luxe Ecru > Nice, been doing that for ages [ 2008.12.07 20:07:29 ] Darcon Kylote > and stage our cap fleet out of there [ 2008.12.07 20:07:41 ] Luxe Ecru > Got lots of capitals? POS ? [ 2008.12.07 20:07:49 ] Luxe Ecru > Cos i have carrier and dread [ 2008.12.07 20:07:49 ] Darcon Kylote > yep [ 2008.12.07 20:07:54 ] Darcon Kylote > ah, nice [ 2008.12.07 20:07:59 ] Darcon Kylote > we could use more dreads [ 2008.12.07 20:08:35 ] Luxe Ecru > pirating allowed? [ 2008.12.07 20:08:35 ] Darcon Kylote > most of the corps run pos labs in lowsec [ 2008.12.07 20:08:44 ] Darcon Kylote > and we live out of pos's in outer ring [ 2008.12.07 20:08:59 ] Darcon Kylote > we prefer to call it NBSI [ 2008.12.07 20:09:17 ] Luxe Ecru > Well, i prefer to gank mission runners in motsu [ 2008.12.07 20:09:25 ] Darcon Kylote > lol [ 2008.12.07 20:09:54 ] Luxe Ecru > How active is the alliance? [ 2008.12.07 20:10:59 ] Darcon Kylote > we've got 57 in alliance chat atm [ 2008.12.07 20:11:12 ] Darcon Kylote > we're somewhat US tz heavy [ 2008.12.07 20:11:20 ] Darcon Kylote > maybe 70/30 US/EU [ 2008.12.07 20:11:34 ] Darcon Kylote > we're part of a coalition in outer ring [ 2008.12.07 20:11:51 ] Darcon Kylote > so there's a lot of mixed fleet action up there with several blue alliances [ 2008.12.07 20:12:04 ] Luxe Ecru > Who are you fighting ? [ 2008.12.07 20:12:21 ] Darcon Kylote > pandora requiem [ 2008.12.07 20:12:43 ] Darcon Kylote > privateers of virtue [ 2008.12.07 20:12:48 ] Darcon Kylote > sons of tangra [ 2008.12.07 20:12:53 ] Darcon Kylote > pandemic legion [ 2008.12.07 20:13:02 ] Darcon Kylote > a few other little guys [ 2008.12.07 20:13:07 ] Luxe Ecru > heh, good old pl [ 2008.12.07 20:13:08 ] Darcon Kylote > it's not bad pvp [ 2008.12.07 20:13:19 ] Darcon Kylote > ya, they run the odd gang through [ 2008.12.07 20:13:24 ] Darcon Kylote > the first two are rgulars [ 2008.12.07 20:13:32 ] Darcon Kylote > not a lot of blobs [ 2008.12.07 20:14:00 ] Luxe Ecru > Ok nice
Hawkeye David Amarr Canadian Imperial Armaments	Posted - 2008.12.11 01:14:00 - [3] [ 2008.12.07 20:07:49 ] Darcon Kylote > yep [ 2008.12.07 20:07:54 ] Darcon Kylote > ah, nice [ 2008.12.07 20:07:59 ] Darcon Kylote > we could use more dreads [ 2008.12.07 20:08:35 ] Luxe Ecru > pirating allowed? [ 2008.12.07 20:08:35 ] Darcon Kylote > most of the corps run pos labs in lowsec [ 2008.12.07 20:08:44 ] Darcon Kylote > and we live out of pos's in outer ring [ 2008.12.07 20:08:59 ] Darcon Kylote > we prefer to call it NBSI [ 2008.12.07 20:09:17 ] Luxe Ecru > Well, i prefer to gank mission runners in motsu [ 2008.12.07 20:09:25 ] Darcon Kylote > lol [ 2008.12.07 20:09:54 ] Luxe Ecru > How active is the alliance? [ 2008.12.07 20:10:59 ] Darcon Kylote > we've got 57 in alliance chat atm [ 2008.12.07 20:11:12 ] Darcon Kylote > we're somewhat US tz heavy [ 2008.12.07 20:11:20 ] Darcon Kylote > maybe 70/30 US/EU [ 2008.12.07 20:11:34 ] Darcon Kylote > we're part of a coalition in outer ring [ 2008.12.07 20:11:51 ] Darcon Kylote > so there's a lot of mixed fleet action up there with several blue alliances [ 2008.12.07 20:12:04 ] Luxe Ecru > Who are you fighting ? [ 2008.12.07 20:12:21 ] Darcon Kylote > pandora requiem [ 2008.12.07 20:12:43 ] Darcon Kylote > privateers of virtue [ 2008.12.07 20:12:48 ] Darcon Kylote > sons of tangra [ 2008.12.07 20:12:53 ] Darcon Kylote > pandemic legion [ 2008.12.07 20:13:02 ] Darcon Kylote > a few other little guys [ 2008.12.07 20:13:07 ] Luxe Ecru > heh, good old pl [ 2008.12.07 20:13:08 ] Darcon Kylote > it's not bad pvp [ 2008.12.07 20:13:19 ] Darcon Kylote > ya, they run the odd gang through [ 2008.12.07 20:13:24 ] Darcon Kylote > the first two are rgulars [ 2008.12.07 20:13:32 ] Darcon Kylote > not a lot of blobs [ 2008.12.07 20:14:00 ] Luxe Ecru > Ok nice [ 2008.12.07 20:14:32 ] Luxe Ecru > Thanks for the info mate, i'll get back to you. [ 2008.12.07 20:14:47 ] Darcon Kylote > alright, convo me anytime [ 2008.12.07 20:14:51 ] Luxe Ecru > Keep well [ 2008.12.07 20:14:54 ] Luxe Ecru > o/
Hawkeye David Amarr Canadian Imperial Armaments	Posted - 2008.12.11 01:14:00 - [4] _________________ Top RToad Joined: Wed Oct 22, 2008 8:37 pm Posts: 10Posted: Tue Dec 09, 2008 6:18 am Post subject: Re: EveSpace Intel You immoral savage. _________________ Top Luxe Ecru Joined: Fri Aug 29, 2008 2:53 pm Posts: 37Posted: Tue Dec 09, 2008 7:37 am Post subject: Re: EveSpace Intel Thank you for the compliment. As they say, if you dont ask, you dont get _________________ Top Jhonen Grey Joined: Wed Dec 03, 2008 10:37 am Posts: 2Posted: Tue Dec 09, 2008 11:22 am Post subject: Re: EveSpace Intel gotta say from how he sounds he may have been intentionally trying to mislead you with bad information. regardless, when to war and where to do it? Top Demarcus Joined: Mon Nov 24, 2008 10:51 pm Posts: 1Posted: Tue Dec 09, 2008 1:56 pm Post subject: Re: EveSpace Intel Nice convo, though would of probably been more useful to have actually put an alt in their corp and gathered names locations and ship types. Then again, it probably would have been good to tell all of us about the war and where we needed to move our gear to 17 jumps away more than 5 hours before it started. These guys mobilized a lot of people and gear into the area last night. While moving ships I was constantly passing them coming in with ships and leaving in pods or shuttles. This morning as I sit logged in there are three of them in system with me in Gonan. I have every faith that we can beat the **** out of them, but it would be nice if we could stop spotting our enemies a few points before the wars even start. Top Luxe Ecru Joined: Fri Aug 29, 2008 2:53 pm Posts: 37Posted: Tue Dec 09, 2008 2:09 pm Post subject: Re: EveSpace Intel Fair Play Demarcus. Jhonen - i convo'd him before they got the mail saying we had war decced them - so the info is true. Demarcus - as i said, fair enough mate. I havent been on the last two nights, been rather busy, i had asked that the rallying point be put into corp mail, sounds like it hasn't happened, and i apologise for that. Lets just have some fun with these lads, and try gank them outside low-sec for the start, and we can see how it goes. Luxe _________________ Top EveSpace Posted: Wed Dec 10, 2008 5:35 am Post subject: Re: EveSpace Intel Noobs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Top Display posts from previous: All posts1 day7 days2 weeks1 month3 months6 months1 year Sort by AuthorPost timeSubject AscendingDescending Page 1 of 1 [ 7 posts ] Print view ò E-mail friend Previous topic ò Next topic Who is online Users browsing this forum: Vel and 8 guests You can post new topics in this forum You can reply to topics in this forum You cannot edit your posts in this forum You cannot delete your posts in this forum Search for: Jump to: Select a forum ------------------ F.A.R.K General F.A.R.K General chit chat W.A.R chat CEO/Directors Announcements Powered by phpBB ¬ phpBB Group \| \| Free phpBB3 Hosting by HostingDelivered \| \| Using a GHS Style.
Hawkeye David Amarr Canadian Imperial Armaments	Posted - 2008.12.11 01:15:00 - [5] F.A.R.K.Y.O.U ò View topic - War Contract - Coming Up Baby Board index ò FAQ ò Search ò Register ò Login Board index + W.A.R chat CEO/Directors Announcements View unanswered posts View active topics It is currently Wed Dec 10, 2008 5:28 am All times are UTC War Contract - Coming Up Baby Moderators: Commander XXX, johnny, Luxe Ecru Page 1 of 1 [ 4 posts ] War Contract - Coming Up Baby AuthorMessage Luxe Ecru Joined: Fri Aug 29, 2008 2:53 pm Posts: 37Posted: Mon Oct 27, 2008 1:34 pm Post subject: War Contract - Coming Up Baby Hi Lads, We have a contract coming up this week, to nail a 200 man alliance. Our contact has asked us to kill them repeatedly. They have a few high-sec pos's (which means no capitals), which we can take down at our leisure, if we want to. Ideally, please make sure you have a WAR Bs, and corp will be supplying a few more (a few of you already have corp insured battleships, so please use them), and Prime Sniper will be building them. Keep alert, stay alive, i will do the vote tihs evening. luxe _________________ Top RToad Joined: Wed Oct 22, 2008 8:37 pm Posts: 10Posted: Tue Nov 04, 2008 3:17 pm Post subject: Re: War Contract - Coming Up Baby So Black Union Brothers, is that them... and where are we pwning them? _________________ Top Underlore Joined: Sun Aug 31, 2008 2:45 pm Posts: 18Posted: Wed Nov 12, 2008 5:52 pm Post subject: Re: War Contract - Coming Up Baby What was the outcome of this Luxe? Top Luxe Ecru Joined: Fri Aug 29, 2008 2:53 pm Posts: 37Posted: Tue Nov 18, 2008 9:34 am Post subject: Re: War Contract - Coming Up Baby That was Black Union Brothers - the US tz corp we could never find. And its long over Luxe _________________ Top Display posts from previous: All posts1 day7 days2 weeks1 month3 months6 months1 year Sort by AuthorPost timeSubject AscendingDescending Page 1 of 1 [ 4 posts ] Print view ò E-mail friend Previous topic ò Next topic Who is online Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 1 guest You can post new topics in this forum You can reply to topics in this forum You cannot edit your posts in this forum You cannot delete your posts in this forum Search for: Jump to: Select a forum ------------------ F.A.R.K General F.A.R.K General chit chat W.A.R chat CEO/Directors Announcements Powered by phpBB ¬ phpBB Group \| \| Free phpBB3 Hosting by HostingDelivered \| \| Using a GHS Style.
Hawkeye David Amarr Canadian Imperial Armaments	Posted - 2008.12.11 01:17:00 - [6] F.A.R.K.Y.O.U ò View topic - Something to make you smile..... Board index ò FAQ ò Search ò Register ò Login Board index + F.A.R.K General + F.A.R.K General chit chat View unanswered posts View active topics It is currently Wed Dec 10, 2008 5:27 am All times are UTC Something to make you smile..... Moderators: Commander XXX, johnny, Luxe Ecru Page 1 of 1 [ 5 posts ] Something to make you smile..... AuthorMessage khouri Posted: Fri Oct 24, 2008 5:32 pm Post subject: Something to make you smile..... I thought you would like this. Its true. - This got the whole of Sydney laughing. Read it and you'll see why! Just imagine sitting in traffic on your way to work and hearing this. Many Sydney folks DID hear this on the FOX FM morning show in Sydney .. The DJs play a game where they award winners great prizes. The game is called 'Mate Match'. The DJs call someone at work and ask if they are married or seriously involved with someone. If the contestant answers 'yes', he or she is then asked 3 random yet highly personal questions. The person is also asked to divulge the name of their partner with (phone number) for verification. If their partner answers those same three questions correctly, they both win the prize. One particular game, however, several months ago made the Harbour City drop to its knees with laughter and is possibly the funniest thing you've heard yet. Anyway, here's how it all went down: DJ: 'Hey! This is Ed on FOX-FM. Have you ever heard of 'Mate Match'?' Contestant: (laughing) 'Yes, I have.' DJ: 'Great! Then you know we're giving away a trip to the Gold Coast if you win. What is your name? First only please.' Contestant: 'Brian.' DJ: 'Brian, are you married or what?' Brian: (laughing nervously) 'Yes, I am married.' DJ: 'Thank you. Now, what is your wife's name? First only please.' Brian: 'Sara.' DJ: 'Is Sara at work, Brian?' Brian: 'She is gonna kill me.' DJ: 'Stay with me here, Brian! Is she at work?' Brian: (laughing) 'Yes, she's at work.' DJ: 'Okay, first question - when was the last time you had sex?' Brian: 'About 8 o'clock this morning.' DJ: 'Atta boy, Brian.' Brian: (laughing sheepishly) 'Well...' DJ: 'Question 2 - How long did it last?' Brian: 'About 10 minutes.' DJ: 'Wow! You really want that trip, huh? No one would ever have said that if a trip wasn't at stake.' Brian: 'Yeah, that trip sure would be nice.' DJ: 'Okay. Final question. Where did you have sex at 8 o'clock this morning?' Brian: (laughing hard) 'I, ummm, I, well...' DJ: 'This sounds good, Brian. Where was it at?' Brian: 'Not that it was all that great, but her mum is staying with us for a couple of weeks...' DJ: 'Uh huh...' Brian: '...and the Mother-In-Law was in the shower it the time.' DJ: 'Atta boy, Brian.' Brian: 'On the kitchen table.' DJ: 'Not that great?? That is more adventure than the previous hundred times I've done it. Okay folks, I will put Brian on hold, get his wife's work number and call her up. You listen to this.' [3 minutes of commercials follow.] DJ: 'Okay audience; let's call Sara, shall we?' (Touch tones.....ringing....) Clerk: 'Kinkos.' DJ: 'Hey, is Sara around there somewhere?' Clerk: 'This is she.' DJ: 'Sara, this is Ed with FOX-FM We are live on the air right now and I've been talking with Brian for a couple of hours now.' Sara: (laughing) 'A couple of hours?' DJ: 'Well, a while now. He is on the line with us. Brian knows not to give an
Hawkeye David Amarr Canadian Imperial Armaments	Posted - 2008.12.11 01:18:00 - [7] DJ: 'Well, a while now. He is on the line with us. Brian knows not to give any\answers away or you'll lose. Sooooooo... do you know the rules of 'Mate Match'?' Sara: 'No.' DJ: 'Good!' Brian: (laughing) Sara: (laughing) 'Brian, what the hell are you up to?' Brian: (laughing) 'Just answer his questions honestly, okay? Be completely honest.' DJ: 'Yeah yeah yeah. Sure. Now, I will ask you 3 questions, Sara. If your answers match Brian's answers, then the both of you will be off to the Gold Coast for 5 days on us.' Sara: (laughing) 'Yes.' DJ: 'Alright. When did you last have sex, Sara?' Sara: 'Oh God, Brian....uh, this morning before Brian went to work.' DJ: 'What time?' Sara: 'Around 8 this morning.' DJ: 'Very good. Next question. How long did it last?' Sarah: '12, 15 minutes maybe.' DJ: 'Hmmmm. That's close enough. I am sure she is trying to protect his manhood. We've got one last question, Sara. You are one question away from a trip to the Gold Coast Are you ready?' Sara: (laughing) 'Yes.' DJ: 'Where did you have it?' Sara: 'OH MY GOD, BRIAN!! You didn't tell them that did you?' Brian: 'Just tell him, honey.' DJ: 'What is bothering you so much, Sara?' Sara: 'Well...' DJ: Come on Sara.....where did you have it? Sarah: 'Up the arse.....' They had to call an ambulance for the DJ he thought he was going to have a heart attack, he could not stop laughing. Apparently there was an unusually high call out of the Sydney Police just after this conversation, for minor traffic collisions. Top Caranthir Joined: Tue Sep 16, 2008 10:48 am Posts: 38Posted: Sat Oct 25, 2008 8:31 pm Post subject: Re: Something to make you smile..... Lol! We had the same kinda of thing here in the netherlands . But then it was a tv show, very **in funny . Though here I think they turned out to be actors... _________________ Top Emrys Posted: Mon Oct 27, 2008 9:41 am Post subject: Re: Something to make you smile..... What I wanna know is, did they win the trip?? Em. Top Jester_9mm Joined: Thu Sep 18, 2008 4:26 pm Posts: 6Posted: Tue Nov 11, 2008 2:44 pm Post subject: Re: Something to make you smile..... thats ing hilarious, i bet she was **ing blonde ffs Top Underlore Joined: Sun Aug 31, 2008 2:45 pm Posts: 18Posted: Wed Nov 12, 2008 6:01 pm Post subject: Re: Something to make you smile..... LOL Top Display posts from previous: All posts1 day7 days2 weeks1 month3 months6 months1 year Sort by AuthorPost timeSubject AscendingDescending Page 1 of 1 [ 5 posts ] Print view ò E-mail friend ò Bump topic Previous topic ò Next topic Who is online Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 1 guest You can post new topics in this forum You can reply to topics in this forum You cannot edit your posts in this forum You cannot delete your posts in this forum Search for: Jump to: Select a forum ------------------ F.A.R.K General F.A.R.K General chit chat W.A.R chat CEO/Directors Announcements Powered by phpBB ¬ phpBB Group \| \| Free phpBB3 Hosting by HostingDelivered \| \| Using a GHS Style.
Dirk Magnum Royal Hiigaran Navy	Posted - 2008.12.11 01:18:00 - [8]
Charity Maple	Posted - 2008.12.11 01:24:00 - [9] They sure made your intel gathering much easier.
DamienV CAD Inc. Executive Outcomes	Posted - 2008.12.11 01:26:00 - [10] Dear Hawkeye David, Please, for the love of the game you (might) play, do not ever post again. Eve cannot handle such fail. Yours Truly, A concerned individual
Garvi Nomium	Posted - 2008.12.11 01:27:00 - [11] Nice. Great, Another corp / alliance who sees that they suck. Good show hawk.
Dirk Magnum Royal Hiigaran Navy	Posted - 2008.12.11 01:32:00 - [12] What the hell did have the stuff the OP posted even have to do with this, other than that I guess it came from the Death Monkeys board or something? I MUST KNOW IF THE COUPLE IN THAT SEX UP THE ARSE STORY WON THE VACATION.
Garvi Nomium	Posted - 2008.12.11 01:35:00 - [13] Originally by: Dirk Magnum What the hell did have the stuff the OP posted even have to do with this, other than that I guess it came from the Death Monkeys board or something? I MUST KNOW IF THE COUPLE IN THAT SEX UP THE ARSE STORY WON THE VACATION. Epic Fail.
Hepziba Canadian Imperial Armaments EVESpace	Posted - 2008.12.11 01:42:00 - [14] Originally by: Dirk Magnum What the hell did have the stuff the OP posted even have to do with this, other than that I guess it came from the Death Monkeys board or something? I MUST KNOW IF THE COUPLE IN THAT SEX UP THE ARSE STORY WON THE VACATION. They should have won out of principle!!
My'kel An'jelo Amarr Synthetic Frontiers	Posted - 2008.12.11 01:54:00 - [15] Originally by: DamienV Dear Hawkeye David, Please, for the love of the game you (might) play, do not ever post again. Eve cannot handle such fail. Yours Truly, A concerned individual lol this coming from someone in EXE, the only alliance so terrible they can't even kill their own titan.
Erichk Knaar Caldari Noir.	Posted - 2008.12.11 02:18:00 - [16] Originally by: Dirk Magnum What the hell did have the stuff the OP posted even have to do with this, other than that I guess it came from the Death Monkeys board or something? I MUST KNOW IF THE COUPLE IN THAT SEX UP THE ARSE STORY WON THE VACATION. This...
Setana Manoro Gallente Firefly Inc.	Posted - 2008.12.11 02:22:00 - [17] Edited by: Setana Manoro on 11/12/2008 02:22:21 Hey, look on the bright side, if you don't win, then Demarcus will steal their hangars/wallet like he usually does. He backstabbed ppl who he knew in-game for 1-2 yrs, guess what he will do to a corp he's been a member off for 16d ?
Hardtail Ever Flow Axiom Empire	Posted - 2008.12.11 02:48:00 - [18] tl;dr version?
Dirk Magnum Royal Hiigaran Navy	Posted - 2008.12.11 03:00:00 - [19] Originally by: Hardtail tl;dr version? Communications from supposedly private Death Monkey forums or something that the OP found because Death Monkeys can't keep their **** secure. Really I only read the arse sex part though.
Hepziba Canadian Imperial Armaments EVESpace	Posted - 2008.12.11 07:12:00 - [20] Also Demarcus is fat.
Faekurias Black Legion Command Black Legion.	Posted - 2008.12.11 07:36:00 - [21] Banana ! ------------------ Recruiting..
Tai Paktu Beyond Divinity Inc	Posted - 2008.12.11 07:58:00 - [22] I showed up, seeing lots of replies and thinking this might be a cool thread. Now I see that most of the replies are the OP. I didn't bother reading them before posting. Should I go back and review?
Kain De'Stroi Epic.	Posted - 2008.12.11 09:20:00 - [23] Originally by: Tai Paktu I showed up, seeing lots of replies and thinking this might be a cool thread. Now I see that most of the replies are the OP. I didn't bother reading them before posting. Should I go back and review? i ****hed becasue it had epic in the title, it was fail
Modahn Etch Gallente Buggers' Advanced Interstellar Transport	Posted - 2008.12.11 10:31:00 - [24] Also see: http://oldforums.eveonline.com/?a=topic&threadID=931870
Yiv	Posted - 2008.12.11 13:53:00 - [25] Demarcus... I remember that name from somewhere.
Demarcus Death Monkey's With Knives	Posted - 2008.12.16 23:33:00 - [26] Originally by: Yiv Demarcus... I remember that name from somewhere. I go by the name "FLA's Money" now thank you. ------------------------------------- You are all worthless, and weak.
Demarcus Death Monkey's With Knives	Posted - 2008.12.16 23:35:00 - [27] Originally by: Hepziba Also Demarcus is fat. That is just the wallet bulge. ------------------------------------- You are all worthless, and weak.
avelution Caldari Death Monkey's With Knives	Posted - 2008.12.16 23:51:00 - [28] Edited by: avelution on 16/12/2008 23:54:25 Well your intel gathering has really helped you in this war... http://fark.griefwatch.net/?p=campaigns&campaign=5054
amanio terros	Posted - 2008.12.17 00:08:00 - [29] Originally by: Hawkeye David Dear Death MonkeyÆs With Knives [sic], Thank you for taking the time to declare war on us. Although we donÆt enjoy staring at the outside of the station waiting for you to undock, it does give us plenty of time to write out bills and catch up on some magazines we havenÆt had time to read. While we were waiting for your spine to harden, it came to our attention that you have failed to set the permissions on the ôguestö account properly on your internal forums. Despite the many laughs we had reading your ôintelö forum about us, some of our members felt guilty that we were taking advantage of the ignorance of one of the ôslowerö corporations in Eve. We are glad to see that you have plugged this rather large hole in your organization as a result of our posting in your ôprivateö council forums. Please review your security policies, as they have already caused at least 2 of our members to be hospitalized due to laugh induced cramping. Cheers, Hawkeye Wow our very own C&P thread! ItÆs nice to know we are finally hitting some nerves, please post some more
washy2 Caldari Excrutiating Dirge	Posted - 2008.12.17 00:13:00 - [30] This Evespace vs death Monkeys / not awake
Demarcus Death Monkey's With Knives	Posted - 2008.12.17 00:23:00 - [31] Originally by: amanio terros Originally by: Hawkeye David Dear Death MonkeyÆs With Knives [sic], Thank you for taking the time to declare war on us. Although we donÆt enjoy staring at the outside of the station waiting for you to undock, it does give us plenty of time to write out bills and catch up on some magazines we havenÆt had time to read. While we were waiting for your spine to harden, it came to our attention that you have failed to set the permissions on the ôguestö account properly on your internal forums. Despite the many laughs we had reading your ôintelö forum about us, some of our members felt guilty that we were taking advantage of the ignorance of one of the ôslowerö corporations in Eve. We are glad to see that you have plugged this rather large hole in your organization as a result of our posting in your ôprivateö council forums. Please review your security policies, as they have already caused at least 2 of our members to be hospitalized due to laugh induced cramping. Cheers, Hawkeye Wow our very own C&P thread! ItÆs nice to know we are finally hitting some nerves, please post some more Haven't been hitting much else so enjoy the handout. ------------------------------------- You are all worthless, and weak.
Vrabac Zawa's Fan Club	Posted - 2008.12.17 01:03:00 - [32] Am I correct in assuming that member of an alliance which has managed to accumulate over 2000 negative points on its own killboard while not even posting losses is making fun of someone here?
uzumoreru	Posted - 2008.12.17 01:06:00 - [33] OP please post a summary, trying to read that made my eyes bleed, Australian game show was funny though.
Cyprus Black Caldari School of Applied Knowledge	Posted - 2008.12.17 01:06:00 - [34] Edited by: Cyprus Black on 17/12/2008 01:06:35 Good form sir. Good form. We are amused. /clap ___________________________________________________ The Escapist: EvE Online video review.
jam6549 Cold Blooded Killers	Posted - 2008.12.17 01:13:00 - [35] jesus ***-ing christ! I don't even know what to call that thing that you just served in front of me! but yer anyway, from what I saw today from you two ladies was that "FARK" would camp gates, then you guys would come with more numbers and they would ** off. Just fight guys, my popcorn's getting cold!
AC Resonance Suddenly Ninjas Tear Extraction And Reclamation Service	Posted - 2008.12.17 01:29:00 - [36] All we need now is clowns with meat cleavers. 1 m isk to the person who knows the reference. *(eve mail it)
Spaztick Canadian Imperial Armaments EVESpace	Posted - 2008.12.17 01:51:00 - [37] Originally by: Demarcus Haven't been hitting much else so enjoy the handout. Zing! But seriously, more people should have some type of spacer in their sigs to show it's not part of the post.
lamblancer	Posted - 2008.12.17 08:54:00 - [38] Edited by: lamblancer on 17/12/2008 08:54:13 You know what is more fail than this my good friend hawkeye? No?, i will tell you then Alliances that dont post all thier losses EVESpace kb: 18 kills / 43 losses DMWK kb: 53 kills / 19 losses
Thuul'Khalat Gallente Veto.	Posted - 2008.12.17 09:27:00 - [39] Only remotely interresting thing in this thread is knowing if they won the trip. Srsly. --- Need a new signature?
Setana Manoro Gallente Firefly Inc.	Posted - 2008.12.17 10:54:00 - [40] Originally by: Demarcus Originally by: Yiv Demarcus... I remember that name from somewhere. I go by the name "FLA's Money" now thank you. Sorry, that is shared with LiBraga and the rest of ex-PG.
Demarcus Death Monkey's With Knives	Posted - 2008.12.17 11:17:00 - [41] Originally by: Setana Manoro Originally by: Demarcus Originally by: Yiv Demarcus... I remember that name from somewhere. I go by the name "FLA's Money" now thank you. Sorry, that is shared with LiBraga and the rest of ex-PG. In all seriousness, LiB ya I'll give you that, but don't blame the rest of the ex-.PG. people they really were not aware. ------------------------------------- You are all worthless, and weak.
din5	Posted - 2008.12.19 21:11:00 - [42] does make me laugh you boast about reading our forums and seeing our intel on you and you are still getting your ass handed to you, gess this thread should be renamed, maybe EvEspace ******ed function room.
Mini Instructorcon Caldari Solar Ravengers	Posted - 2008.12.20 02:16:00 - [43] WTB: Lol's , Here we go.. Found some Lets tell a story ! Solar Ravengers is an ex ESA Corp, We are a small but "Good" pirate Corp. We left ESA because things where not going as we hop'ed with them, we agreed on blue standings and moved a few jumps away from there low sec HQ, we had a dictor in the area whitch they started to lock, we took it as them not having us blue and agressive towards us so we " Hit Them " Asap, Sent in a gang of 5 Bs and 1 Hic to there HQ and tackled a Ferox at a belt, guy screems in local 5 cruizer's on me at belt "something" we pop the ferox and a moa warps in pop that too. That night they attack our small POS and reinfoce it, we waite after the timer with a joint axiom empire and solar ravengers 20 BS fleet for them to come and finish it of, they dont come. We send in random gangs into there HQ system nightly killing anything we spot. A few nights into the campain we Spot a AFK navy raven sat 12km away for a Gate, we jump in 2x raven and 1x astarte and start to attack it, it dropps fast they bring a falcon and jam 1 raven, we bring in ours and jam there falcon, finish of the Navy raven as they warp in a crow whitch quickly warps back out 8 ESA in local atm, we get the T1 loot and go to station Dock and undock camping 8 of them in with our 2BS and 1CS, KM of navy raven is: "http://solarravengers.griefwatch.net/index.php?p=details&kill=200" 2 days later we assemble a 5 man BS gang to attack ESA yet again, it is Sunday and there prime time, we camp there HQ station for 5 min's with 26 ESA divided up in 2 systems 1 jump from eachotther they undock 5 Bs and 7BS with 9 otther random's come from the otther system, they engage us. we dock up and stay safe for the time being, they move on and we get back to our HQ. We have not gone to ESA space since that day cept for a few scouts monertering the system's due to RL Holidays etc. i would like you to know ESA that Solar Ravengers are now Fully opperational again, i would say "Watch Out" but that is a huge understatement. Fly Safe Mini and the Solar Ravengers
Arekhon 0ff-Peak Esoteric Cutthroats	Posted - 2008.12.20 15:02:00 - [44] this thread sucks...where is Hells? we need a good crap on this thread!
Deja Thoris Invicta. Cry Havoc.	Posted - 2008.12.20 18:21:00 - [45] Luxe used to come to our neck of the woods way back and scan out mission runners. I'm not really sure if he every managed to kill one but he sure died a lot. When I think of him Benny Hill music always starts playing in my mind. The OP reinforced this.
Luxe Ecru Death Monkey's With Knives	Posted - 2008.12.21 19:09:00 - [46] Even with all their intel, they are getting murdered. 3 corps have left the alliance, and already over 4.5bill damage inflicted. " Please review your security policies, as they have already caused at least 2 of our members to be hospitalized due to laugh induced cramping." - Hawkeye David Its been fun though, Hawkeye...please review your alliance...it fails. Luxe [gold]Your SIG is to big please reduce it to fit these limits The size limits for signature graphics are as follows: Maximum height: 1
Spaztick Canadian Imperial Armaments EVESpace	Posted - 2008.12.22 12:01:00 - [47] I think I'll chip in on defense of ESA (not that I enjoy it): Most of the people who've lost stuff made stupid decisions, whether that's mining in a belt with reds in local, trying to be a rambo or anything else. I do have to applaud you guys for using lame tactics short of staying docked the whole war and picking off the lone 'tard every now and then, but I jumped back to empire for one day to try and participate in this war, and I think I got one absolution kill before you babies ran off in pods. From my (limited) experience fighting you guys I figured you weren't worth the time it took for me to stay in empire playing docking games when I could be doing my thing in 0.0, while a lot of ESA corporations still want to 'bear it up in empire. Don't think that just because a lot of ESA sucks at PvP means that you guys are good. But seriously, more people should have some type of spacer in their sigs to show it's not part of the post.
RisingDragon	Posted - 2008.12.22 13:54:00 - [48] Originally by: Spaztick I think I'll chip in on defense of ESA (not that I enjoy it): Most of the people who've lost stuff made stupid decisions, whether that's mining in a belt with reds in local, trying to be a rambo or anything else. I do have to applaud you guys for using lame tactics short of staying docked the whole war and picking off the lone 'tard every now and then, but I jumped back to empire for one day to try and participate in this war, and I think I got one absolution kill before you babies ran off in pods. From my (limited) experience fighting you guys I figured you weren't worth the time it took for me to stay in empire playing docking games when I could be doing my thing in 0.0, while a lot of ESA corporations still want to 'bear it up in empire. Don't think that just because a lot of ESA sucks at PvP means that you guys are good. I cant believe you guys keep saying we dock up all the time, you normally have more on in one system than we have online never mind the same system! From what ive seen, you only come out to fight if you have a numbers advantage of 3 to 1 and equal or better ships. Also, we arent saying were good, but were not the ones going around lying about how the war went! A certain member of your allaince was boasting in local about how we shouldnt have decced an 'alliance' with '400 members'. Considering we have significantly less than that, maybe 40-50 yet have still killed ALOT more than weve lost its all abit hypocritical dont you think!
Mithos Victus Aurelius Federation Apotheosis of Virtue	Posted - 2008.12.22 17:38:00 - [49] It's like the OP went to a fancy restaurant, had the seven course meal, and instead of telling us which meal was his favorite, he regurgitates it in front of us and we are left with a slimy mess of bits and pieces to stare at in horror and disgust. _______________________________________________ [...a lion lurking in the plain]
Mickey Simon Noir.	Posted - 2008.12.23 10:21:00 - [50] Originally by: jam6549 post Hey! I remember you! Meanwhile, on the other side of town . . .
Vrabac Zawa's Fan Club	Posted - 2008.12.23 11:48:00 - [51] Edited by: Vrabac on 23/12/2008 11:48:57 Originally by: Mini Instructorcon We are a small but "Good" pirate Corp. Hugely off topic but this made me chuckle. Originally by: RisingDragon I cant believe you guys keep saying we dock up all the time, you normally have more on in one system than we have online never mind the same system! From what ive seen, you only come out to fight if you have a numbers advantage of 3 to 1 and equal or better ships. You shouldn't bother with this. Been in similar situation several times, even against ESA. There is no use of trying to elaborate anything in a reasonably fashion. We had instances when 3 of us would undock into 18 of them, kill 1 and lose 2, than be called cowards because the last surviving BS managed to deagress and dock against 17 of them. Not to mention undocking solo into 7 or 8, killing 1 and deagroing and being called coward after that too. I dont want to sound like your lawyer but since I think I know what you're going through, just wanted to advise you not to take anything that members of such entities have to say about you seriously.
avelution Caldari Death Monkey's With Knives	Posted - 2008.12.23 16:19:00 - [52] In the last few hours of the war I decided to have a bit of a roam around Hiremir, 13(EVESpace)WT's in local and another 7 or 8 in the system next door. I saw a cyno pop up at the station so I decided to check it out, cyno ship was a badger so like you do I fire off a few shots. Unable to kill it in my Rapier while it was getting armour rep from the 2 Thanny's and about 15 Fighters a Drake and a Raven shooting at me I bug out. A few minutes later I warp to the Sechmaren gate where the Drake is sitting waiting, I jump through make sure the other side is clear then jump back in to engage the Drake, Just as the Drakes shield get to about 50% (Noob!) in comes the cavalry to save him! 2x Thanatos, Raven, Hurrican, Falcon. Seen Here. Im alone in a Rapier talk about overkill!! A coulpe corpmates were heading my way after hearing me laughing so much on vent and having a good time, revilot (corpie) is now in the next system and reports 2x Harbinger's 200km off the station. One of them is the man himself who started this thread. Hawkeye David. This is a trap for sure, Will we take it? After thinking about it for about 0.000001 of a second iv already jumped in warped to station and started approaching while cloaked. Commander XXX is now one jump away in his istar waiting. Hawkeye has to die. After all "Although we donÆt enjoy staring at the outside of the station waiting for you to undock, it does give us plenty of time to write out bills and catch up on some magazines we havenÆt had time to read". While he was "writing out bills" & "catching up on some magazines" outside another station (liar, he obviously does like staring at them) Im now in position. rev & commander warps in, we start taking them down. Up pops a cyno (surprise surprise) from a warp in Condor. 2x Thanatos jump in. Raven, Drake, Hurrican, Falcon warp in. Primary target is down and start working on Hawkeye. While he is getting rep from the carriers rev is taking alot of damage from fighters to his Hyperion. Hawkeye pops closely followed by revilot's BS. hahaha 2 kills 1 loss against the odds. The war has now ended. Thanks to the guys that did actually fight us, it was fun. Death Monkey's - Killboard EVESpace - Killboard avelution Death Monkey's With Knives [FARK]
Chomin H'ak Integrated Takeovers	Posted - 2008.12.23 17:17:00 - [53] Military experts are calling this phail; an Amarrian fighter drone used by carriers. Originally by: Frenden Dax My heart hopes that people aren't that stupid, but my experiences thus far suggest otherwise.
Kashimax	Posted - 2008.12.23 19:36:00 - [54] Originally by: DamienV do not ever post again. Eve cannot handle such fail. Bolded the important bits.
Elise Randolph Slacker Industries	Posted - 2008.12.23 20:54:00 - [55] tl;dr Did you really need, what was it, 6 posts of **? I know that one of the FARK pilots is mildly ****ed, I think he actually has Down Syndrome in the real world so I try not to mock him, but the rest of them are an OK group. On a slightly different note: the term "epic fail" is used exclusively by 14 year old fat kids. Be aware of this next time you mistakenly think it's hip and/or fly. ----------
Caranthir Death Monkey's With Knives	Posted - 2008.12.23 22:23:00 - [56] Edited by: Caranthir on 23/12/2008 22:23:25 Think I found your magazine. And dear Hawkeye [sic], thanks for reposting our forum here, I almost forgot we had it. But, instead of pointing out the flaws of our forum (which nobody cares about), start with fixing your own killboard. -
Concorduck Gallente	Posted - 2008.12.23 22:57:00 - [57] Originally by: Caranthir Edited by: Caranthir on 23/12/2008 22:23:25 Think I found your magazine. :O ME WANTS THAT! it's the perfect bait! ----------------------------------------- Originally by: Crumplecorn Contact the CSM about it, voting themselves into disbandment wouldn't be pushing the boundaries of absurdity for them.
LiBraga Death Monkey's With Knives	Posted - 2008.12.24 08:22:00 - [58] Originally by: Demarcus Originally by: Setana Manoro Originally by: Demarcus Originally by: Yiv Demarcus... I remember that name from somewhere. I go by the name "FLA's Money" now thank you. Sorry, that is shared with LiBraga and the rest of ex-PG. In all seriousness, LiB ya I'll give you that, but don't blame the rest of the ex-.PG. people they really were not aware. Blame me Not those who were me corpies. There will also be a few who can't move on, I'm just glad FARK are happy to have me as a member and are using me lust for pvp --------------- What! Caldari have dps now... noooo Aye, T2 HAMs FTW!!!!!
Listheria	Posted - 2008.12.31 07:02:00 - [59] whats even funnier is that were the 200+ man corp and we owned thier asses, they then called friends, then the people that hired them had to come in and help them because they couldnt get the job done.. then they dropped dec and cowwered in fear after hunting thier CEOL in is ishtar repeatadly :) ... FAIL!!!
PsychoBones Project Nemesis	Posted - 2008.12.31 07:27:00 - [60] Nice text. I didn't read it, but it was definitely there.

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