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Hawkeye David
Amarr Canadian Imperial Armaments
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Posted - 2008.12.11 01:12:00 -
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Dear Death MonkeyÆs With Knives [sic],
Thank you for taking the time to declare war on us. Although we donÆt enjoy staring at the outside of the station waiting for you to undock, it does give us plenty of time to write out bills and catch up on some magazines we havenÆt had time to read. While we were waiting for your spine to harden, it came to our attention that you have failed to set the permissions on the ôguestö account properly on your internal forums. Despite the many laughs we had reading your ôintelö forum about us, some of our members felt guilty that we were taking advantage of the ignorance of one of the ôslowerö corporations in Eve.
We are glad to see that you have plugged this rather large hole in your organization as a result of our posting in your ôprivateö council forums.
Please review your security policies, as they have already caused at least 2 of our members to be hospitalized due to laugh induced cramping.
Cheers,
Hawkeye
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Hawkeye David
Amarr Canadian Imperial Armaments
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Posted - 2008.12.11 01:13:00 -
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Luxe Ecru
Joined: Fri Aug 29, 2008 2:53 pm Posts: 37Posted: Mon Dec 08, 2008 8:46 pm Post subject: EveSpace Intel [ 2008.12.07 20:04:22 ] Darcon Kylote > hi there [ 2008.12.07 20:05:04 ] Luxe Ecru > I saw a recruitment ad for your corp yesterday [ 2008.12.07 20:05:09 ] Luxe Ecru > err alliance [ 2008.12.07 20:05:25 ] Darcon Kylote > ah, good stuff [ 2008.12.07 20:05:27 ] Darcon Kylote > on the forums? [ 2008.12.07 20:05:37 ] Luxe Ecru > Recruitment channel [ 2008.12.07 20:05:48 ] Darcon Kylote > ah, ok [ 2008.12.07 20:05:54 ] Luxe Ecru > What do you guys do ? [ 2008.12.07 20:06:10 ] Darcon Kylote > well, we're a mixed industrial/PVP alliance [ 2008.12.07 20:06:15 ] Darcon Kylote > based in lowsec and 0.0 [ 2008.12.07 20:06:24 ] Luxe Ecru > Where in low-sec? [ 2008.12.07 20:06:33 ] Darcon Kylote > in lowsec we live around hiremir [ 2008.12.07 20:06:41 ] Darcon Kylote > in 0.0, we're in outer ring, NPC space [ 2008.12.07 20:06:46 ] Luxe Ecru > ahh ok i know it [ 2008.12.07 20:06:53 ] Darcon Kylote > around 4c [ 2008.12.07 20:07:21 ] Darcon Kylote > we do some casual PVP in lowsec [ 2008.12.07 20:07:29 ] Luxe Ecru > Nice, been doing that for ages [ 2008.12.07 20:07:29 ] Darcon Kylote > and stage our cap fleet out of there [ 2008.12.07 20:07:41 ] Luxe Ecru > Got lots of capitals? POS ? [ 2008.12.07 20:07:49 ] Luxe Ecru > Cos i have carrier and dread [ 2008.12.07 20:07:49 ] Darcon Kylote > yep [ 2008.12.07 20:07:54 ] Darcon Kylote > ah, nice [ 2008.12.07 20:07:59 ] Darcon Kylote > we could use more dreads [ 2008.12.07 20:08:35 ] Luxe Ecru > pirating allowed? [ 2008.12.07 20:08:35 ] Darcon Kylote > most of the corps run pos labs in lowsec [ 2008.12.07 20:08:44 ] Darcon Kylote > and we live out of pos's in outer ring [ 2008.12.07 20:08:59 ] Darcon Kylote > we prefer to call it NBSI [ 2008.12.07 20:09:17 ] Luxe Ecru > Well, i prefer to gank mission runners in motsu [ 2008.12.07 20:09:25 ] Darcon Kylote > lol [ 2008.12.07 20:09:54 ] Luxe Ecru > How active is the alliance? [ 2008.12.07 20:10:59 ] Darcon Kylote > we've got 57 in alliance chat atm [ 2008.12.07 20:11:12 ] Darcon Kylote > we're somewhat US tz heavy [ 2008.12.07 20:11:20 ] Darcon Kylote > maybe 70/30 US/EU [ 2008.12.07 20:11:34 ] Darcon Kylote > we're part of a coalition in outer ring [ 2008.12.07 20:11:51 ] Darcon Kylote > so there's a lot of mixed fleet action up there with several blue alliances [ 2008.12.07 20:12:04 ] Luxe Ecru > Who are you fighting ? [ 2008.12.07 20:12:21 ] Darcon Kylote > pandora requiem [ 2008.12.07 20:12:43 ] Darcon Kylote > privateers of virtue [ 2008.12.07 20:12:48 ] Darcon Kylote > sons of tangra [ 2008.12.07 20:12:53 ] Darcon Kylote > pandemic legion [ 2008.12.07 20:13:02 ] Darcon Kylote > a few other little guys [ 2008.12.07 20:13:07 ] Luxe Ecru > heh, good old pl [ 2008.12.07 20:13:08 ] Darcon Kylote > it's not bad pvp [ 2008.12.07 20:13:19 ] Darcon Kylote > ya, they run the odd gang through [ 2008.12.07 20:13:24 ] Darcon Kylote > the first two are rgulars [ 2008.12.07 20:13:32 ] Darcon Kylote > not a lot of blobs [ 2008.12.07 20:14:00 ] Luxe Ecru > Ok nice
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Hawkeye David
Amarr Canadian Imperial Armaments
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Posted - 2008.12.11 01:14:00 -
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[ 2008.12.07 20:07:49 ] Darcon Kylote > yep [ 2008.12.07 20:07:54 ] Darcon Kylote > ah, nice [ 2008.12.07 20:07:59 ] Darcon Kylote > we could use more dreads [ 2008.12.07 20:08:35 ] Luxe Ecru > pirating allowed? [ 2008.12.07 20:08:35 ] Darcon Kylote > most of the corps run pos labs in lowsec [ 2008.12.07 20:08:44 ] Darcon Kylote > and we live out of pos's in outer ring [ 2008.12.07 20:08:59 ] Darcon Kylote > we prefer to call it NBSI [ 2008.12.07 20:09:17 ] Luxe Ecru > Well, i prefer to gank mission runners in motsu [ 2008.12.07 20:09:25 ] Darcon Kylote > lol [ 2008.12.07 20:09:54 ] Luxe Ecru > How active is the alliance? [ 2008.12.07 20:10:59 ] Darcon Kylote > we've got 57 in alliance chat atm [ 2008.12.07 20:11:12 ] Darcon Kylote > we're somewhat US tz heavy [ 2008.12.07 20:11:20 ] Darcon Kylote > maybe 70/30 US/EU [ 2008.12.07 20:11:34 ] Darcon Kylote > we're part of a coalition in outer ring [ 2008.12.07 20:11:51 ] Darcon Kylote > so there's a lot of mixed fleet action up there with several blue alliances [ 2008.12.07 20:12:04 ] Luxe Ecru > Who are you fighting ? [ 2008.12.07 20:12:21 ] Darcon Kylote > pandora requiem [ 2008.12.07 20:12:43 ] Darcon Kylote > privateers of virtue [ 2008.12.07 20:12:48 ] Darcon Kylote > sons of tangra [ 2008.12.07 20:12:53 ] Darcon Kylote > pandemic legion [ 2008.12.07 20:13:02 ] Darcon Kylote > a few other little guys [ 2008.12.07 20:13:07 ] Luxe Ecru > heh, good old pl [ 2008.12.07 20:13:08 ] Darcon Kylote > it's not bad pvp [ 2008.12.07 20:13:19 ] Darcon Kylote > ya, they run the odd gang through [ 2008.12.07 20:13:24 ] Darcon Kylote > the first two are rgulars [ 2008.12.07 20:13:32 ] Darcon Kylote > not a lot of blobs [ 2008.12.07 20:14:00 ] Luxe Ecru > Ok nice [ 2008.12.07 20:14:32 ] Luxe Ecru > Thanks for the info mate, i'll get back to you. [ 2008.12.07 20:14:47 ] Darcon Kylote > alright, convo me anytime [ 2008.12.07 20:14:51 ] Luxe Ecru > Keep well [ 2008.12.07 20:14:54 ] Luxe Ecru > o/
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Hawkeye David
Amarr Canadian Imperial Armaments
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RToad
Joined: Wed Oct 22, 2008 8:37 pm Posts: 10Posted: Tue Dec 09, 2008 6:18 am Post subject: Re: EveSpace Intel You immoral savage.
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Luxe Ecru
Joined: Fri Aug 29, 2008 2:53 pm Posts: 37Posted: Tue Dec 09, 2008 7:37 am Post subject: Re: EveSpace Intel Thank you for the compliment.
As they say, if you dont ask, you dont get
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Jhonen Grey
Joined: Wed Dec 03, 2008 10:37 am Posts: 2Posted: Tue Dec 09, 2008 11:22 am Post subject: Re: EveSpace Intel gotta say from how he sounds he may have been intentionally trying to mislead you with bad information. regardless, when to war and where to do it? Top
Demarcus
Joined: Mon Nov 24, 2008 10:51 pm Posts: 1Posted: Tue Dec 09, 2008 1:56 pm Post subject: Re: EveSpace Intel Nice convo, though would of probably been more useful to have actually put an alt in their corp and gathered names locations and ship types. Then again, it probably would have been good to tell all of us about the war and where we needed to move our gear to 17 jumps away more than 5 hours before it started.
These guys mobilized a lot of people and gear into the area last night. While moving ships I was constantly passing them coming in with ships and leaving in pods or shuttles. This morning as I sit logged in there are three of them in system with me in Gonan.
I have every faith that we can beat the **** out of them, but it would be nice if we could stop spotting our enemies a few points before the wars even start. Top
Luxe Ecru
Joined: Fri Aug 29, 2008 2:53 pm Posts: 37Posted: Tue Dec 09, 2008 2:09 pm Post subject: Re: EveSpace Intel Fair Play Demarcus.
Jhonen - i convo'd him before they got the mail saying we had war decced them - so the info is true.
Demarcus - as i said, fair enough mate. I havent been on the last two nights, been rather busy, i had asked that the rallying point be put into corp mail, sounds like it hasn't happened, and i apologise for that.
Lets just have some fun with these lads, and try gank them outside low-sec for the start, and we can see how it goes.
Luxe
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Hawkeye David
Amarr Canadian Imperial Armaments
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Posted - 2008.12.11 01:15:00 -
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Luxe Ecru
Joined: Fri Aug 29, 2008 2:53 pm Posts: 37Posted: Mon Oct 27, 2008 1:34 pm Post subject: War Contract - Coming Up Baby Hi Lads,
We have a contract coming up this week, to nail a 200 man alliance. Our contact has asked us to kill them repeatedly.
They have a few high-sec pos's (which means no capitals), which we can take down at our leisure, if we want to.
Ideally, please make sure you have a WAR Bs, and corp will be supplying a few more (a few of you already have corp insured battleships, so please use them), and Prime Sniper will be building them.
Keep alert, stay alive, i will do the vote tihs evening.
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Joined: Wed Oct 22, 2008 8:37 pm Posts: 10Posted: Tue Nov 04, 2008 3:17 pm Post subject: Re: War Contract - Coming Up Baby So Black Union Brothers, is that them... and where are we pwning them?
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Joined: Sun Aug 31, 2008 2:45 pm Posts: 18Posted: Wed Nov 12, 2008 5:52 pm Post subject: Re: War Contract - Coming Up Baby What was the outcome of this Luxe? Top
Luxe Ecru
Joined: Fri Aug 29, 2008 2:53 pm Posts: 37Posted: Tue Nov 18, 2008 9:34 am Post subject: Re: War Contract - Coming Up Baby That was Black Union Brothers - the US tz corp we could never find.
And its long over
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Hawkeye David
Amarr Canadian Imperial Armaments
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Posted - 2008.12.11 01:17:00 -
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khouri Posted: Fri Oct 24, 2008 5:32 pm Post subject: Something to make you smile..... I thought you would like this. Its true. - This got the whole of Sydney laughing. Read it and you'll see why! Just imagine sitting in traffic on your way to work and hearing this. Many Sydney folks DID hear this on the FOX FM morning show in Sydney .. The DJs play a game where they award winners great prizes. The game is called 'Mate Match'. The DJs call someone at work and ask if they are married or seriously involved with someone. If the contestant answers 'yes', he or she is then asked 3 random yet highly personal questions. The person is also asked to divulge the name of their partner with (phone number) for verification. If their partner answers those same three questions correctly, they both win the prize. One particular game, however, several months ago made the Harbour City drop to its knees with laughter and is possibly the funniest thing you've heard yet. Anyway, here's how it all went down:
DJ: 'Hey! This is Ed on FOX-FM. Have you ever heard of 'Mate Match'?'
Contestant: (laughing) 'Yes, I have.'
DJ: 'Great! Then you know we're giving away a trip to the Gold Coast if you win. What is your name? First only please.'
Contestant: 'Brian.'
DJ: 'Brian, are you married or what?'
Brian: (laughing nervously) 'Yes, I am married.'
DJ: 'Thank you. Now, what is your wife's name? First only please.'
Brian: 'Sara.'
DJ: 'Is Sara at work, Brian?'
Brian: 'She is gonna kill me.'
DJ: 'Stay with me here, Brian! Is she at work?'
Brian: (laughing) 'Yes, she's at work.'
DJ: 'Okay, first question - when was the last time you had sex?'
Brian: 'About 8 o'clock this morning.'
DJ: 'Atta boy, Brian.'
Brian: (laughing sheepishly) 'Well...'
DJ: 'Question 2 - How long did it last?'
Brian: 'About 10 minutes.'
DJ: 'Wow! You really want that trip, huh? No one would ever have said that if a trip wasn't at stake.'
Brian: 'Yeah, that trip sure would be nice.'
DJ: 'Okay. Final question. Where did you have sex at 8 o'clock this morning?'
Brian: (laughing hard) 'I, ummm, I, well...'
DJ: 'This sounds good, Brian. Where was it at?'
Brian: 'Not that it was all that great, but her mum is staying with us for a couple of weeks...'
DJ: 'Uh huh...'
Brian: '...and the Mother-In-Law was in the shower it the time.'
DJ: 'Atta boy, Brian.'
Brian: 'On the kitchen table.'
DJ: 'Not that great?? That is more adventure than the previous hundred times I've done it.
Okay folks, I will put Brian on hold, get his wife's work number and call her up. You listen to this.' [3 minutes of commercials follow.]
DJ: 'Okay audience; let's call Sara, shall we?' (Touch tones.....ringing....)
Clerk: 'Kinkos.'
DJ: 'Hey, is Sara around there somewhere?'
Clerk: 'This is she.'
DJ: 'Sara, this is Ed with FOX-FM We are live on the air right now and I've been talking with Brian for a couple of hours now.'
Sara: (laughing) 'A couple of hours?'
DJ: 'Well, a while now. He is on the line with us. Brian knows not to give an
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Hawkeye David
Amarr Canadian Imperial Armaments
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DJ: 'Well, a while now. He is on the line with us. Brian knows not to give any\answers away or you'll lose. Sooooooo... do you know the rules of 'Mate Match'?'
Sara: 'No.'
DJ: 'Good!'
Brian: (laughing)
Sara: (laughing) 'Brian, what the hell are you up to?' Brian: (laughing) 'Just answer his questions honestly, okay? Be completely honest.'
DJ: 'Yeah yeah yeah. Sure. Now, I will ask you 3 questions, Sara.
If your answers match Brian's answers, then the both of you will be off to the Gold Coast for 5 days on us.'
Sara: (laughing) 'Yes.'
DJ: 'Alright. When did you last have sex, Sara?'
Sara: 'Oh God, Brian....uh, this morning before Brian went to work.'
DJ: 'What time?'
Sara: 'Around 8 this morning.'
DJ: 'Very good. Next question. How long did it last?'
Sarah: '12, 15 minutes maybe.'
DJ: 'Hmmmm. That's close enough. I am sure she is trying to protect his manhood. We've got one last question, Sara. You are one question away from a trip to the Gold Coast Are you ready?'
Sara: (laughing) 'Yes.'
DJ: 'Where did you have it?'
Sara: 'OH MY GOD, BRIAN!! You didn't tell them that did you?'
Brian: 'Just tell him, honey.'
DJ: 'What is bothering you so much, Sara?'
Sara: 'Well...'
DJ: Come on Sara.....where did you have it?
Sarah: 'Up the arse.....'
They had to call an ambulance for the DJ he thought he was going to have a heart attack, he could not stop laughing. Apparently there was an unusually high call out of the Sydney Police just after this conversation, for minor traffic collisions. Top
Caranthir
Joined: Tue Sep 16, 2008 10:48 am Posts: 38Posted: Sat Oct 25, 2008 8:31 pm Post subject: Re: Something to make you smile..... Lol! We had the same kinda of thing here in the netherlands . But then it was a tv show, very ****in funny . Though here I think they turned out to be actors...
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Emrys Posted: Mon Oct 27, 2008 9:41 am Post subject: Re: Something to make you smile..... What I wanna know is, did they win the trip??
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Joined: Thu Sep 18, 2008 4:26 pm Posts: 6Posted: Tue Nov 11, 2008 2:44 pm Post subject: Re: Something to make you smile..... **** thats ****ing hilarious, i bet she was ****ing blonde ffs Top
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Dirk Magnum
Royal Hiigaran Navy
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Posted - 2008.12.11 01:18:00 -
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Charity Maple
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Posted - 2008.12.11 01:24:00 -
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They sure made your intel gathering much easier.
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DamienV
CAD Inc. Executive Outcomes
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Posted - 2008.12.11 01:26:00 -
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Dear Hawkeye David,
Please, for the love of the game you (might) play, do not ever post again. Eve cannot handle such fail.
Yours Truly, A concerned individual
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Garvi Nomium
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Posted - 2008.12.11 01:27:00 -
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Nice.
Great, Another corp / alliance who sees that they suck.
Good show hawk.
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Dirk Magnum
Royal Hiigaran Navy
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Posted - 2008.12.11 01:32:00 -
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What the hell did have the stuff the OP posted even have to do with this, other than that I guess it came from the Death Monkeys board or something?
I MUST KNOW IF THE COUPLE IN THAT SEX UP THE ARSE STORY WON THE VACATION.
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Garvi Nomium
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Posted - 2008.12.11 01:35:00 -
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Originally by: Dirk Magnum What the hell did have the stuff the OP posted even have to do with this, other than that I guess it came from the Death Monkeys board or something?
I MUST KNOW IF THE COUPLE IN THAT SEX UP THE ARSE STORY WON THE VACATION.
Epic Fail.
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Hepziba
Canadian Imperial Armaments EVESpace
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Posted - 2008.12.11 01:42:00 -
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Originally by: Dirk Magnum What the hell did have the stuff the OP posted even have to do with this, other than that I guess it came from the Death Monkeys board or something?
I MUST KNOW IF THE COUPLE IN THAT SEX UP THE ARSE STORY WON THE VACATION.
They should have won out of principle!!
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My'kel An'jelo
Amarr Synthetic Frontiers
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Posted - 2008.12.11 01:54:00 -
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Originally by: DamienV Dear Hawkeye David,
Please, for the love of the game you (might) play, do not ever post again. Eve cannot handle such fail.
Yours Truly, A concerned individual
lol this coming from someone in EXE, the only alliance so terrible they can't even kill their own titan. 
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Erichk Knaar
Caldari Noir.
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Posted - 2008.12.11 02:18:00 -
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Originally by: Dirk Magnum What the hell did have the stuff the OP posted even have to do with this, other than that I guess it came from the Death Monkeys board or something?
I MUST KNOW IF THE COUPLE IN THAT SEX UP THE ARSE STORY WON THE VACATION.
This...
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Setana Manoro
Gallente Firefly Inc.
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Posted - 2008.12.11 02:22:00 -
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Edited by: Setana Manoro on 11/12/2008 02:22:21 Hey, look on the bright side, if you don't win, then Demarcus will steal their hangars/wallet like he usually does. He backstabbed ppl who he knew in-game for 1-2 yrs, guess what he will do to a corp he's been a member off for 16d ?
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Hardtail
Ever Flow Axiom Empire
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Posted - 2008.12.11 02:48:00 -
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tl;dr version?
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Dirk Magnum
Royal Hiigaran Navy
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Posted - 2008.12.11 03:00:00 -
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Originally by: Hardtail tl;dr version?
Communications from supposedly private Death Monkey forums or something that the OP found because Death Monkeys can't keep their **** secure. Really I only read the arse sex part though.
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Hepziba
Canadian Imperial Armaments EVESpace
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Posted - 2008.12.11 07:12:00 -
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Also Demarcus is fat.
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Faekurias
Black Legion Command Black Legion.
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Posted - 2008.12.11 07:36:00 -
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Banana ! ------------------ Recruiting..
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Tai Paktu
Beyond Divinity Inc
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Posted - 2008.12.11 07:58:00 -
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I showed up, seeing lots of replies and thinking this might be a cool thread. Now I see that most of the replies are the OP.
I didn't bother reading them before posting. Should I go back and review?
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Kain De'Stroi
Epic.
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Posted - 2008.12.11 09:20:00 -
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Originally by: Tai Paktu I showed up, seeing lots of replies and thinking this might be a cool thread. Now I see that most of the replies are the OP.
I didn't bother reading them before posting. Should I go back and review?
i ****hed becasue it had epic in the title, it was fail
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Modahn Etch
Gallente Buggers' Advanced Interstellar Transport
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Posted - 2008.12.11 10:31:00 -
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Also see: http://oldforums.eveonline.com/?a=topic&threadID=931870
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Yiv
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Posted - 2008.12.11 13:53:00 -
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Demarcus
Death Monkey's With Knives
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Posted - 2008.12.16 23:33:00 -
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Originally by: Yiv Demarcus... I remember that name from somewhere.
I go by the name "FLA's Money" now thank you. ------------------------------------- You are all worthless, and weak.
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Demarcus
Death Monkey's With Knives
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Posted - 2008.12.16 23:35:00 -
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Originally by: Hepziba Also Demarcus is fat.
That is just the wallet bulge. ------------------------------------- You are all worthless, and weak.
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avelution
Caldari Death Monkey's With Knives
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Posted - 2008.12.16 23:51:00 -
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Edited by: avelution on 16/12/2008 23:54:25 Well your intel gathering has really helped you in this war... http://fark.griefwatch.net/?p=campaigns&campaign=5054
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amanio terros
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Posted - 2008.12.17 00:08:00 -
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Originally by: Hawkeye David Dear Death MonkeyÆs With Knives [sic],
Thank you for taking the time to declare war on us. Although we donÆt enjoy staring at the outside of the station waiting for you to undock, it does give us plenty of time to write out bills and catch up on some magazines we havenÆt had time to read. While we were waiting for your spine to harden, it came to our attention that you have failed to set the permissions on the ôguestö account properly on your internal forums. Despite the many laughs we had reading your ôintelö forum about us, some of our members felt guilty that we were taking advantage of the ignorance of one of the ôslowerö corporations in Eve.
We are glad to see that you have plugged this rather large hole in your organization as a result of our posting in your ôprivateö council forums.
Please review your security policies, as they have already caused at least 2 of our members to be hospitalized due to laugh induced cramping.
Cheers,
Hawkeye
Wow our very own C&P thread!
ItÆs nice to know we are finally hitting some nerves, please post some more 
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washy2
Caldari Excrutiating Dirge
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Posted - 2008.12.17 00:13:00 -
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This Evespace vs death Monkeys
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