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Scarlet Pimpdaddy
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Posted - 2009.01.04 23:28:00 -
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This is my fave!
ViperVenom> hey man hows it going? Scarlet Pimpdaddy> yeh great how are you? ViperVenom> not too bad, dude. hey do you want to hear this really funny convo i had with a guy smacktalking me? Scarlet Pimpdaddy> actually, mate i really need to go walk the dog and then i will be spending some time washing my hair ViperVenom>oh *Scarlet Pimpdaddy runs for hills
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Master Jeeves
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Posted - 2009.01.05 00:23:00 -
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Edited by: Master Jeeves on 05/01/2009 00:23:47 I admit the first time I got killed (1 month into the game) I sent the wrong guy some hate because someone else smartbombed my rifter - when autopiloting through a "shortest route". I can imagine how funny that'd be for the dude that got the mail. It took me a couple of weeks to discover you could look up who killed you.... oh well.
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Leviathan9
Gallente Royal Hiigaran Navy
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Posted - 2009.01.05 01:00:00 -
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Edited by: Leviathan9 on 05/01/2009 01:15:51 Edited by: Leviathan9 on 05/01/2009 01:03:36 Well i got this hate mail.
"2009.01.05 01:09 That's quite the inventive excuse to enlarge you e-*****. I thought being a selfish ****er was only for celebrities and football players, of which you are neither. Keep trying though, you might end up being famous because of your actions in a virtual world. That I am sure.
-------------------- 2009.01.05 01:05 I'm just helping the market of eve by making you have to go buy/build a new ship.
-------------------- 2009.01.05 01:02 Oh yes that's right. Anyone who protests your awesome acts are crying, because everyone acts the way you assume they do because your social skills are so incredibly high (**NOT** the Social skills tab in the game, darling). Oh well, enjoy not contributing positively to even a game world, you pathetic ****.
-------------------- 2009.01.05 01:01 Q_Q
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2009.01.05 00:56 It's fat nerds like you that give all MMO gamers a bad rap for being naive basement dwellers. Get some exercise and do either the game world or the real world some good for a change. Still being stuck on that mindset that only you matters, hahahahaha. Oh well it's very satisfying to know how much more mature I am in comparison. So how about you grow up or stop interacting with other people because you clearly aren't fit for society (when given the chance for no repercussions for a crime you take it. Psychopath much?).
Cheers for brightening my day,
Unhappy Player" ---------------------------
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IDispatch
Gallente Federal Navy Academy
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Posted - 2009.01.05 01:53:00 -
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Mine was worse (or better).
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Aramova
Reikoku Band of Brothers
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Posted - 2009.01.05 08:49:00 -
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Still my favorite...
Arius Myxoma > man i just got that ship... J3tt > i just got that ammo J3tt > you don't see me complaining ________________________________
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Lockheed19
Gallente Quadrophenia.
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Posted - 2009.01.05 11:52:00 -
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Originally by: Aramova Still my favorite...
Arius Myxoma > man i just got that ship... J3tt > i just got that ammo J3tt > you don't see me complaining
I actually really lol'd at that. Not much ticklers meh fansky, but that is quality. 'Just got that ammo', superb.
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Jint Hikaru
Hadean Drive Yards
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Posted - 2009.01.05 14:00:00 -
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Quote: Arius Myxoma > man i just got that ship... J3tt > i just got that ammo J3tt > you don't see me complaining
Pure Class! ------------------------ Jint Hikaru - Miner / Salvager "I've got a couple of Strippers on my ship... and they just love to dance!" ------------------------ |
ry ry
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Posted - 2009.01.05 14:04:00 -
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i just get called gay all the time. repeatedly and systematically by virtually everybody i've ever killed.
frankly i'm beginning to wonder if they know something i don't.
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Concorduck
Gallente
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Posted - 2009.01.05 14:09:00 -
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Originally by: Aramova Still my favorite...
Arius Myxoma > man i just got that ship... J3tt > i just got that ammo J3tt > you don't see me complaining
15 Minutes of glory -----------------------------------------
Originally by: Crumplecorn Contact the CSM about it, voting themselves into disbandment wouldn't be pushing the boundaries of absurdity for them.
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Sniper Wolf18
Gallente A Pretty Pony Princess
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Posted - 2009.01.05 14:42:00 -
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2008.09.12 01:05 I'm just letting you know - the griefers win. I lose. I'm quitting EVE. I'm currently in the process of trashing all of my assets and ships, and I gave away my remaining 227 mil to a total stranger.
This is the epitome of griefing, isn't it? Making another person feel like ****, doing what you can to prevent him from enjoying himself. Lying, cheating, stealing, betraying. Sacrificing your humanity behind the mask of an online identity.
It's not "just a game" to me. I can't deal with the constant pressure of people everywhere ready to betray you for a dollar, doing absolutely everything in their power to keep you from enjoying yourself.
Maybe I don't put enough distance between me and my character, but when I play this game I gamble with my REAL emotions and REAL personality. And thus I am REALLY affected when people like you do this thing to me.
Your kind has finally succeeded in making me leave the best game that I ever played. I hope that you're proud. By the way, does it annoy you when you didnt realise that you were reading my sig? |
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Goyda
Destry's Lounge
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Posted - 2009.01.05 14:44:00 -
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I probed a mission runner down and after landing the point and started shooting they warped off. Stabbed...oh well I think. then they start telling me in local how I suck and in 1v1 I could never beat them..yadda yadda yadda...So a couple of days later I probe them out again and then kill his Tempest 1v1.....then ensues - any time I'm in local- about how I am a noob....but the best is he anchors a can outside the station labelled "Goyda is a tool."
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Buhhdust Princess
Cold Blooded Killers
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Posted - 2009.01.05 17:47:00 -
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my best one is
"I thought buhhdusts were peaceful, and that's why i didn't warp out!!"
smack against me that was evil tho... a guy in amarr yesterday. first off he 1v1's my corpie and kills him. I then undock 10min later to see he is still there, so i kill him in my myrm, he then undocks a geddon and starts engaging my myrm. So i take him on 1v1, not agreeing to any sort of 1v1... in AMARR..
So, he smacks me for being a noob, yadadadada. So i undock 2 more bc's on him. woot, we kill him even tho my myrm cud have done it solo, he was in half armour (plated) and i was in half armor (dual rep)... He then smacks me because i am a total noob and obviously don't know how to fight 1v1, and obviously don't know how to play eve properly. He then proceeds to get smacked by the whole of amarr.. good time <3 buhh
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dedsmile
Satans Escorts Methods of Mayhem Alliance
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Posted - 2009.01.06 01:09:00 -
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Sorry for the wall but it is a emo raging wall of text.
[ 2009.01.03 20:20:05 ] dedsmile > Prim...why did you join Jovian? Did they not tell you that we are at war with them? Did they show you this? http://meth.splintersphere.net/?a=cc_detail&ctr_id=22&view=combined&scl_id=2 dedsmile > thats all the pod kills in the last month dedsmile > seriously though...didn't they tell you guys? Primusnictus > Yep you guys are a real class act. Quinn Atiochus > Thank you, at least someone notices Primusnictus > That was sarcasm asswipe. Quinn Atiochus > I know Primusnictus > You guys ganing up on 1 of me. Nice. Pretty pathetic. Quinn Atiochus > 1 of you? Primusnictus > Duh! dedsmile > I saw too Primusnictus > lol Yep. Quinn Atiochus > I saw two dedsmile > you went pop good though Primusnictus > Gee, ya think? Primusnictus > My toon is only what, two months old? Congrats, you gys are so powerful. Flex your idiotcy more. Quinn Atiochus > That's not even thinly veiled sarcasm, jefe dedsmile > we tried to warn your CEO of these jovian asshats Primusnictus > Well, not that guys like you make it the problem in the first place, do you? Primusnictus > You all are simply innocent, right? dedsmile > Prim, we war dec'd them dedsmile > they we're can baiting noobs Primusnictus > lol Duh! dedsmile > and laughing in local about it EJSENIOR > omg, 6 stabs and you didnt get away Quinn Atiochus > You guys don't like it, tell your CEO to back out of the alliance Primusnictus > Ya, congrats. Your intelligence defies any unkonwn scientific laws in it's infinitie capacity to deteriorate. Primusnictus > lol Yep, ganging up like that? What do you think? LOL And you justify the raping? dedsmile > well you could have warped...lol dedsmile > damn you had 6 stabs on Primusnictus > Who kills newbs bit BS? Quinn Atiochus > They have brainwashed you, obviously, Prim. dedsmile > you do realize that each stab cuts your lock by 50% right? Panthairius > that is what got Jovian decced you tard EJSENIOR > superdank kills newbs witrh his malestrom dedsmile > was your lock range 500 meters? Primusnictus > Warped? LOL Sometimes Eve doesn't give you the luxury of instant update when someone is in vicinity.. Panthairius > your alliance knows exactly why they got decced and exactly why the dec will stand Quinn Atiochus > You'd be sitting pretty somewhere safe but you joined the alliance and now you're ****ed because we saw you, a war target, and engaged? Pimusnictus > Well, we shall see. Nice gang ****. It was throoughly non-impressive. dedsmile > mad I guess but still alright Primusnictus > **** you. Quinn Atiochus > Minus the name-calling, of course. Primusnictus > Go **** yourself. Primusnictus > All of you go **** yourselves. Panthairius > lol Quinn Atiochus > And the copious profanity. That's uncalled for. Panthairius > eloquent lil guy EJSENIOR > hahahahahaha, he's going all emo dedsmile > wait I can make emo tea with your tears Primusnictus > What's that? Oh wait... here's another. **** you! Panthairius > hahaha dedsmile > hes the german youtube kid Quinn Atiochus > All that profanity won't fill that hole in your soul Quinn Atiochus > And won't make us suddenly see the "error" of our ways and leave war targets alone. Primusnictus > Hole in my soul? LOL You guys ar ethe ones that truly need help. Termination of conversation. Have a nice day, and fall off a cliff.
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Horatio Nately
Caldari 808 Enterprises
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Posted - 2009.01.06 18:27:00 -
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I killed his osprey in hi-sec:
2008.12.29 20:05 What a noobster!!! Stop being so idiot. My corporation will own yours in less than a week hahaha you will regret this action. I was just MINING in a HIGH SEC SYSTEM. stupid idiot!!!!!!!!!!!!! don't undock unless you want to get PWNED all my buddies are pwning you and your almost sure idiotic mates. see ya soon :) I will take my millions back very soon :) goodbye piece of pig with no life (there is a thing called "sun" it makes the skin darker... that way real life people won't laugh at you any more) Later, pig ---------------------------------------
CEO 808 Enterprises, A Hawaii, USA Playercorp
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BruisedMoon
Amarr Power Seed Enterprises
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Posted - 2009.01.06 19:07:00 -
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sadly I dont have a current copy and paste but when we camped gates in 0.0 we used to ahve a customer survey we sent to everyone we ganked.
It was your basic one and I once got a reply to it telling me that the dude was going to rip off my face and eat my mothers soul... lol...
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rValdez5987
Amarr 32nd Amarrian Imperial Navy Regiment.
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Posted - 2009.01.06 21:13:00 -
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Originally by: William DeMeo I don't know about me, but FS****got Garmon banned after he killed them.
Ive been banned a few times because someone didnt like my opinion, and the mods agreed.
What can I say, Im nonconformist.
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rValdez5987
Amarr 32nd Amarrian Imperial Navy Regiment.
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Posted - 2009.01.06 21:16:00 -
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Originally by: Aramova Still my favorite...
Arius Myxoma > man i just got that ship... J3tt > i just got that ammo J3tt > you don't see me complaining
Man...... Ammo is expensive!
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GoGo Rens
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Posted - 2009.01.11 14:19:00 -
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Edited by: GoGo Rens on 11/01/2009 14:22:20 Her, I was told you was trustworthy and wouldnt kill me. Her, Your just a Dog! Me, Woof!
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oingo
Gallente Pedestrian Wolves
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Posted - 2009.01.11 18:19:00 -
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Originally by: Aramova Still my favorite...
Arius Myxoma > man i just got that ship... J3tt > i just got that ammo J3tt > you don't see me complaining
Thats the funniest thing I have ever read on these forums!!! Classic!!
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InSession
Shuugouteki
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Posted - 2009.01.11 18:47:00 -
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Edited by: InSession on 11/01/2009 18:48:06 My bio -
*** The Unanswered Calls for Help ***
Victim #1 > come to II 1 asteroid belt now Victim #2 > help needede Victim #2 > in belt 9 - 9 Victim #3 > HELP Victim #3 > hurry Victim #3 > or nobody come its cool Victim #4 > goddamnit i take my eye off local for two seconds ugggghhhh Victim #5 > enemy bogey in belt 7-6 Victim #6 > neeh help Victim #6 > belt VII belt 6 Victim #7 > This is where your life is, that you feel happy making other people upset. |
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Acedias
Infusion.
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Posted - 2009.01.11 20:04:00 -
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Edited by: Acedias on 11/01/2009 20:05:11 An old favourite but still makes me chuckle today
http://eve-infusion.com/forum/index.php?topic=200.0 |
Kobrakilla
Caldari Eternal Perseverance
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Posted - 2009.01.12 00:22:00 -
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[23:45:21] Victim 1 > oh **** off [23:45:52] Victim 1 > oh u mutha, i was unarmed! [23:47:36] Kobrakilla > so? [23:47:46] Victim 1 > then someone else betta take the guy out and see how he likes losing his ship! [23:48:02] Kobrakilla > did you get sand in your vagina? [23:48:08] Victim 1 > u ******** [23:49:18] Victim 1 > ur all fukkin mad aint u! [23:50:16] Victim 1 > u must b to take unarmed haulers hey, not much of a challenge is it? [23:50:46] Victim 1 > and then wot? [23:51:00] Victim 1 > why don't u meet me in an unarmed hauler hey? [23:51:32] Victim 1 > god madness, ppl like u make the mad sane! [23:51:49] Random local > Step AWAY from your keyboard. :P [23:52:07] Victim 1 > fu all mutha fukkas!
This one always makes me laugh
[03:20:08] Victim 2 > That was not very nice of you. [03:20:44] Victim 2 > Pirate gate campers at way to Jel [03:21:49] Victim 2 > Almost had me scramled. Almost. lol [03:23:18] Victim 2 > Lazy pirates if ya ask me. Ganking people coming out of a warp gate. now that takes talent....right? lol [03:25:54] Victim 2 > I bet they are doing the old lazy trick of trying to get others to attack them so they can use Concord guns to do their work. [03:26:55] Victim 2 > Scrambling and targetting players in the hopes they try to attack them. Rather sad way to be a pirate. [03:27:49] Victim 2 > Been seeing them pull that trick at stations lately. [03:28:30] Victim 2 > In pods....and the pods never take any damage no matter how much ammo is tossed at them. Weird. [03:30:17] Victim 2 > Anyways, good talking to you. And good luck to the cool pirate gate campers, you make pirates proud everywhere! >.>
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Uhr Zylex
Ginnungagaps Rymdfarargille Blade.
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Posted - 2009.01.12 02:33:00 -
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Edited by: Uhr Zylex on 12/01/2009 02:34:59 hauler > aa.a... My anger. You have harassed my mood hauler > Hateful. You have harassed my plan. Kills me. What can you obtain?
more like sadmail i guess
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Lithalnas
Amarr Headcrabs
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Posted - 2009.01.12 02:40:00 -
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2008.04.04 23:55 Well seeing as I am 36 years old and i've always been a big tough but nice guy, defend people being bullied, maybe u can understand just what i think of you. This corp will be breaking up, i hope u are proud of yourself. I feel sorry for u as u must have been abused/ and or bullied in your life, and need to find others to take it out on. I recommend therapy. Of course, on the other hand, maybe your just a sociopath with no empathy and have no understanding of what I am saying... Do you like to torture small animals? Please find your self a therapist. If you ever need to talk like a man, feel free to chat me up. Also, as i mentioned previously, our ceo is out of the picture for a few days, so there is no way the rest of us could have known about your childish bully offer. Best wishes,
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Xiozor
Underworld Protection Agency
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Posted - 2009.01.12 02:49:00 -
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[16:53:50] Sautari > wtf xio are you fitting I am 4x as old as you and you pwned my caine
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2008.02.17 22:56 thanks alot assface, just trying to have alil fun and ****ing ass ****r like you ruin it
-illyb
----------------------------------------------- Mr.Kippling just launched a nuclear holocaust at third world countries! ... But he does make exceedingly good cakes. |
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