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ViperVenom
Interstellar Brotherhood of Gravediggers Privateer Alliance
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Posted - 2008.12.12 05:34:00 -
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Ok this has to be the best smack iv had in a good while.. Quick overview..... I was in AMI yarring in a Drake(hush) Ganked a Hauler at the gate grabbed the good stuff i warped to a belt. I seen a Pest ratting i paid him no attention as i was 100km away from him. I hit Cloak went grabbed a beer wft..He uncloaked me(or i was hammerd and didnt cloak) Any ways pwned him podded him. He came back in a Omen to get his wreck i guess i looged off Viper and logged on Mocc3-I was in a SB(hound).. Killed him again..He came back again in a Hauler yet another kill.. Here is the smack as best as i can recall
him> Your a douch me> why? him> you keep killing me me> you attacked me him> I was scared you were flashing red me> And him> Your Mother is a tosser and you father a ****er me> you want your stuff back him> Im going to get my main and pwn you me> Ill be waiting him> people like you make me want to quit eve me> people like me you mean blk people? him> yes me> I love you..lol
I know i got better this is the 1st to come to mind.. post 1 post all
--Yarring in a system near you--
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Bai ZongTong
Genos Occidere
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Posted - 2008.12.12 05:37:00 -
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k.
btw, u can use some more commas. --- Bai ZongTong, responsible for all the lossmails in my corp. |
William DeMeo
Gallente Genos Occidere Heretic Nation
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Posted - 2008.12.12 06:59:00 -
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I don't know about me, but FS****got Garmon banned after he killed them. Yarr |
MOCC3
Brutor tribe
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Posted - 2008.12.12 07:43:00 -
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Originally by: William DeMeo I don't know about me, but FS****got Garmon banned after he killed them.
Inside job..lol
Now 100% yarr free. Why are you called a pirate if u fly under NBSI?
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Dong Ninja
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Posted - 2008.12.12 07:51:00 -
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Garmon did 9/11.
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Dihania
Gallente SniggWaffe
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Posted - 2008.12.12 10:00:00 -
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Edited by: Dihania on 12/12/2008 10:04:59
Originally by: Dong Ninja Garmon did 9/11.
That explains why he was so frustrated. Normal people make 18/22.
edit: I got a few of those but 99% of the time I do not read the local chat, only thing I care about in local is the pilot list, as for mails I had a couple of those as well but unfortunately not big kills and no emoragequit mom related mail or anything worth remembering.
carebear > dude you're an ass carebear > fuk u, stop killing me you nub
Join "join sniggwaffe" in game. Good Service! |
DimiTrip
Gallente Aliastra
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Posted - 2008.12.12 10:10:00 -
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Edited by: DimiTrip on 12/12/2008 10:10:05 once i killed a guy who was reported to be a pirate... fast enough it grew into this: http://oldforums.eveonline.com/?a=topic&threadID=238762&page=1
have fun :))) me padawan be not! me master be is! |
Tzar'rim
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Posted - 2008.12.12 10:35:00 -
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Both best as worst
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Johnny Gurkha
Death Cult Covenant
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Posted - 2008.12.12 10:39:00 -
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[20:12:43] UnholyMike > yo yo yo [20:12:47] UnholyMike > stop dude [20:12:51] Johnny Gurkha > nah [20:13:05] UnholyMike > ill pay [20:13:09] Johnny Gurkha > nah [20:13:20] UnholyMike > you are a c**t [20:13:30] Johnny Gurkha > lol
<3
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Redempt
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Posted - 2008.12.12 11:32:00 -
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Edited by: Redempt on 12/12/2008 11:32:55 Although it wasn't me,it is one that my friend received, that i can't help but crack a smile about is "yeah... well atleast i'm not a s******!"
edit* doh the censor ruins it but here is a hint, the corp used to be a pirate corp, and is well allied now with pandemic legion
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Kobe Kai
Amarr
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Posted - 2008.12.12 11:48:00 -
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So far the best smack i've gotten is someone saying they were going to F*** me french style along with some other unmentionable sayings on public forums.
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Artemis Rose
Sileo In Pacis
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Posted - 2008.12.12 12:18:00 -
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A former Covetor pilot and his corpmate told me Santa Claus was a lie...
*** Currently Playing: Trolls from Outer Space Current Equipment: VISAcard chain mail, +2 Amulet of Epic Whine, Self Banstick +2 WTB: +666 E-peen killboard stats |
RedWyvern
Gallente Interstellar Brotherhood of Gravediggers Privateer Alliance
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Posted - 2008.12.12 12:41:00 -
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I really don't know why people react like that. It only takes a moment's reflection to realise the kind of player who's going to gank you happily without a moment's hesitation is also likely to be the kind who gets satisfaction out of any kind of *****ing or smacktalk afterwards. Whenever I come off worse in a fight or do something silly like get caught while roaming lowsec, I just keep my mouth shut. There's really no point in doing anything else unless you want to offer ransom. -------------------------------------------------- Loyalty, Integrity, Honour. |
Kirra Liu
Gemini Industries Inc Sylph Alliance
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Posted - 2008.12.12 12:51:00 -
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Originally by: Artemis Rose A former Covetor pilot and his corpmate told me Santa Claus was a lie...
The things carebears will come out with is just getting more and more stupid, saying there is no Santa is like saying there is such things as "Real Life". Silly little tards.
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Grek Forto
THE IRIS United Freemen Alliance
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Posted - 2008.12.12 13:28:00 -
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Originally by: Tzar'rim Both best as worst
I lol'd. That guy really is a ******.
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N'tek alar
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Posted - 2008.12.12 13:49:00 -
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Originally by: Tzar'rim Both best as worst
Heh, I remember that one, What happened in the end?
Did he get banned? |
Matrix Skye
Caldari
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Posted - 2008.12.12 14:17:00 -
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The other day my main was piloting a Navy Raven fitted with stabs (travel fit), accidentally went through a gate camp with an Onyx even , needless to say there were about 5 other red blinkies. I managed to align to nearest station before the Onyx locked. Local went berzerk with insults, from "*****", "coward", "chicken ****", to "stab *****". T'was quite funny actually . 'Guess they expected me to stay put and fight. Cryrats are teh funniest carebears in Eve. Dam, shoulda held on to the chat log and posted them here.
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Ignition SemperFi
Private Nuisance
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Posted - 2008.12.12 14:43:00 -
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guy in local > how dare you pretend to be a marine, you are a disgrace guy in local > you ***got pretender me > I play this game how I want guy in local > you are supposed to protect me but your an ******* instead me > this is eve, not rl getaclue guy in local > your the reason people hate americans
I am still laughing. Cant wardec the fool though, stupid NPC corps. ---- People Say Im paranoid because I have a gun, I say I dont have to be paranoid because I have a gun.
Quote:
They already did introduce a counter to missiles, it's called Quantum Rise
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Le Poupon
Gallente Center for Advanced Studies
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Posted - 2008.12.12 14:58:00 -
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On my Birthday
Doc>Its a boy Dad>Dammit i wanted a girl, **** this i doubt its even mine, i'm gone
-------sig------------------------------------ UNSMOKED GAMMON |
Faekurias
Black Legion Command Black Legion.
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Posted - 2008.12.12 15:06:00 -
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Originally by: Le Poupon On my Birthday
Doc>Its a boy Dad>Dammit i wanted a girl, **** this i doubt its even mine, i'm gone
Hey come on now, you turned out fine, right? ------------------ Recruiting..
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Bai ZongTong
Genos Occidere
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Posted - 2008.12.12 15:24:00 -
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Originally by: Le Poupon On my Birthday
Doc>Its a boy Dad>Dammit i wanted a girl, **** this i doubt its even mine, i'm gone
once u graduate from Center for Advanced Studies, i can adopt you. --- Bai ZongTong, responsible for all the lossmails in my corp. |
Le Poupon
Gallente Center for Advanced Studies
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Posted - 2008.12.12 15:32:00 -
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Originally by: Faekurias
Originally by: Le Poupon On my Birthday
Doc>Its a boy Dad>Dammit i wanted a girl, **** this i doubt its even mine, i'm gone
Hey come on now, you turned out fine, right?
After i hunted him down and killed him with a hammer things where great.
Originally by: Bai ZongTong
Originally by: Le Poupon On my Birthday
Doc>Its a boy Dad>Dammit i wanted a girl, **** this i doubt its even mine, i'm gone
once u graduate from Center for Advanced Studies, i can adopt you.
YAY. Just don't leave me alone anywhere, I have abandonment issues. -------sig------------------------------------ UNSMOKED GAMMON |
Faekurias
Black Legion Command Black Legion.
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Posted - 2008.12.12 16:07:00 -
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With me you'd never be alone. I swear I would be inside you at all times. ------------------ Recruiting..
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Le Poupon
Gallente Center for Advanced Studies
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Posted - 2008.12.12 16:11:00 -
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Isn't that child abuse? Not without free candy you don't! -------sig------------------------------------ Thing is I'm not acctualy an Alt My Killmails are full of threads like this one |
Faekurias
Black Legion Command Black Legion.
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Posted - 2008.12.12 16:26:00 -
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Originally by: Le Poupon Isn't that child abuse? Not without free candy you don't!
Protein-bar? ------------------ Recruiting..
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Le Poupon
Gallente Center for Advanced Studies
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Posted - 2008.12.12 16:29:00 -
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Depends on the Zinc content -------sig------------------------------------ Thing is I'm not acctualy an Alt My Killmails are full of threads like this one |
JordanParey
Minmatar Suddenly Ninjas
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Posted - 2008.12.12 17:09:00 -
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/me shudders after looking at the last few posts..
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Le Poupon
Gallente Center for Advanced Studies
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Posted - 2008.12.12 17:13:00 -
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Yeah its going to get locked now, started out a great thread as well. -------sig------------------------------------ Thing is I'm not acctualy an Alt My Killmails are full of threads like this one |
tiller
Sebiestor tribe
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Posted - 2008.12.12 17:21:00 -
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this was my best one..
him> you killed me me> lol
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Le Poupon
Gallente Center for Advanced Studies
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Posted - 2008.12.12 17:33:00 -
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Thats it? Oh -------sig------------------------------------ Thing is I'm not acctualy an Alt My Killmails are full of threads like this one |
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