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Zedrik Cayne
Gallente
Suddenly Ninjas
Tear Extraction And Reclamation Service
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Posted - 2009.01.01 14:09:00 -
[61]
Might as well throw the cutest thing that's happened since the contest opens...who knows?
Read ze story here.
Short form: Apparently a couple hours of grief....leading to a mission reset and a personal petition to CCP for..god knows what :) (Shooting their rats maybe?)
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Remember: Carebears aren't people. They are giant flying pi±atas.
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Commander Yassir
The Seven Sins
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Posted - 2009.01.01 14:14:00 -
[62]
So if I understand the rules correctly then I am able to create a totally fictitious story, and even with no proof it has a chance of winning? 
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The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on. |
PsychoBones
Project Nemesis
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Posted - 2009.01.01 16:42:00 -
[63]
After a series of horrendous war decs, myself and a few others decided to try some can flipping in order to try and score a few kills. About 20 minutes in I discover a one month old character mining in a Vexor. I flip his can and he attacks me. I annihilate him in my Jaguar. A Raven then warps into the belt and convoes me. He says something to the affect of "nice job stealing, ***got", then immediately leaves the convo. The Raven approaches my can that I have flipped, but doesn't do anything, eventually warping out.
I move on to greener pastures, harrassing the macroes a few jumps over, to no avail. after about 20 minutes I decide to head back to the Vexor, to see if he has taken his ore back yet, since it was 20k m3, which must have taken ages to mine in a Vexor. I find the Vexor mining again in the same belt, but my can is still there, just the way I left it. The Raven pilot is now in a Badger II. I can flip them again, and he can't alt tab fast enough to take the ore into his Badger before I take it. Eventually they both warp out in the direction of a station. I troll around the system a few more minutes, then notice a Vexor and Badger II in a different belt. I flip them again but to no avail. It is decided that we want the Raven kill, and drastic measures are taken.
My corpmate Batosii warps in in his Ishkur and tackles me, and puts 2 Hobgoblin IIs on me, just enough to allow me to take some visible shield damage. He then convoes the Vexor pilot saying that he just needs a little more damage to break my tank. Batosii convinces him that he has ECM fitted so he can guarantee I won't be able to shoot him. After a few minutes, the vexor takes the bait, and I slaughter him again. Batosii goes back to tackling me and acting as if he can't break my tank. At this point the Badger II warps out and comes back in his Raven. We go to work on him.
Batosii convoes him, trying to convince him that if he can find a way to gain aggro on me, He can easily destroy me in one or two volleys, while I will not be able to do any damage whatsoever to him. He doesn't reply for a few minutes. With about 3 minutes left on his aggression, the Vexor pilot comes back in his THIRD cruiser of the last hour. The results aren't any different this time.
In an effort to continue convincing the Raven he should try to kill me, I say in local "Well this sucks, I clearly can't get away from you, and you clearly can't break my tank, so now what?" I then direct my attention to the Raven pilot and say in local "Why don't you help him out, I just want to die so I can get out of here" I then drop a can right next to the Raven. Batosii is in convo with the Raven asking him to help.
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PsychoBones
Project Nemesis
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Posted - 2009.01.01 16:46:00 -
[64]
Edited by: PsychoBones on 01/01/2009 16:53:45
An hour passes (that's not a typo, an hour passes). The Raven has been sitting on my can and has had me locked the entire time, I've been orbiting the Raven, and Batosii has had my Jaguar tackled by his Ishkur with 2 Hobgoblin IIs on me the whole time. I am seriously concerned that my can might expire 
Eventually the Raven starts inquiring about my resists. After nearly 2 hours he still hasn't come to the realization that Batosii and I are in the same corp. He asks about my bounty. Batosii assures him that he can keep the entire bounty, he just wants to kill me because I've been ****ing him of for months (probably true). He launches drones, then sits there for another 10 minutes. I see my can vanish and I hold my breath. Nothing happens for a few seconds. Then the Raven starts flashing red. PRONS lets out a collective sigh of relief as we very lamely drop a Jaguar, Ishkur, Hawk and Drake on a one month old player. He melts like a unit of snowball, and epic lulz are had on comms. This is the most time and effort I've ever put into a BS kill.
Private Chat (Batosii)
Private Chat (Screenie)
Local Chat (Screenie)
Local Chat (PsychoBones)
The kicker is that we found out afterwards it was actually his brothers Raven
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Leilani Solaris
Gallente
Atomic Battle Penguins
The Darwin Award Foundation
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Posted - 2009.01.01 19:03:00 -
[65]
 Originally by: PsychoBones
The kicker is that we found out afterwards it was actually his brothers Raven
[ 2009.01.01 15:45:26 ] Naatan > but im on his account...boy is he gonna b ****ed lol
Petition him for account sharing.
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FU22
Project Nemesis
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Posted - 2009.01.02 02:16:00 -
[66]
Originally by: Leilani Solaris
Originally by: PsychoBones
The kicker is that we found out afterwards it was actually his brothers Raven
[ 2009.01.01 15:45:26 ] Naatan > but im on his account...boy is he gonna b ****ed lol
Petition him for account sharing.
Ouch lol
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PsychoBones
Project Nemesis
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Posted - 2009.01.02 07:23:00 -
[67]
Originally by: Leilani Solaris
Originally by: PsychoBones
The kicker is that we found out afterwards it was actually his brothers Raven
[ 2009.01.01 15:45:26 ] Naatan > but im on his account...boy is he gonna b ****ed lol
Petition him for account sharing.
Forgot to mention it, but I already did.
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Ace Frehley
Minmatar
The Movement
Fifth Freedom
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Posted - 2009.01.03 03:27:00 -
[68]
I would happily log on IRC and talk dirty, but it fails :S
signature is not EVE related, please change. ~WeatherMan |
kublai
Art of War
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Posted - 2009.01.03 03:49:00 -
[69]
Originally by: Ace Frehley
I would happily log on IRC and talk dirty, but it fails :S
We shall get it done tomorrow then.
Win 2B isk |
Inturist
Soviet Force
Soviet Mercenary
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Posted - 2009.01.03 11:28:00 -
[70]
o/
2 bil isks , hm, sounds nice .
Does This count ? :)
:)
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PsychoBones
Project Nemesis
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Posted - 2009.01.03 11:45:00 -
[71]
Originally by: Inturist
o/
2 bil isks , hm, sounds nice .
Does This count ? :)
:)
Happened before this thread, so no
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claritalia
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Posted - 2009.01.03 23:06:00 -
[72]
I have never seen so many sadistic egomaniacs on one forum in all my years..just because someone wants to be a grinch for christmas u want to cause others pain..some of
the stories are utter bull****. I say this to all you guys out there trying to over compensate this game from having small genitalia or a utter crappy real life..If u
trully are trying to grieve someone to the point that u cause pain in there real life, I suggest u beaware of karma because it will return double time.. so when u lose ur
job or cant afford that gtc because u work at a bugerking, or your blow up doll all of a sudden pops..just think back to that one time you tried to hose someone over to
ruin there reality day. I would almost bet that fintroll or Kublai who think there internet spaceships gods lifes are utter crap...hmm i wander dont you ?
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Fintroll
Art of War
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Posted - 2009.01.03 23:15:00 -
[73]
You are trying to compensate for a poor grasp on the English language by putting a space between each of your lines and it is not
working and get out of my thread you stupid ***got before I find out who your friends are and
take
them
to
the
own
zone
.
Art of War is Recruiting |
claritalia
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Posted - 2009.01.03 23:23:00 -
[74]
Im really scared now from ur oh so harsh words..bigman u going to own me in an internet spaceship game..but I'll leave because I have said my piece.one more thing grow the F*ck up m8te.
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NoMoreLies
Project Nemesis
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Posted - 2009.01.03 23:57:00 -
[75]
Originally by: claritalia
I have never seen so many sadistic egomaniacs on one forum in all my years..just because someone wants to be a grinch for christmas u want to cause others pain..some of
the stories are utter bull****. I say this to all you guys out there trying to over compensate this game from having small genitalia or a utter crappy real life..If u
trully are trying to grieve someone to the point that u cause pain in there real life, I suggest u beaware of karma because it will return double time.. so when u lose ur
job or cant afford that gtc because u work at a bugerking, or your blow up doll all of a sudden pops..just think back to that one time you tried to hose someone over to
ruin there reality day. I would almost bet that fintroll or Kublai who think there internet spaceships gods lifes are utter crap...hmm i wander dont you ?
I grief noobs because I have a small pee pee IRL, and it makes me feel better about it. Is that so wrong? IS IT!?!?!
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Nexus Kinnon
Genos Occidere
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Posted - 2009.01.04 00:23:00 -
[76]
Originally by: claritalia
cant afford that gtc because u work at a bugerking
Stop hatin' just cos I'm better at the game than you.
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Mike Huntswarm
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Posted - 2009.01.04 00:55:00 -
[77]
Who's won the fintroll?
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PsychoBones
Project Nemesis
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Posted - 2009.01.04 00:59:00 -
[78]
Originally by: NoMoreLies
I grief noobs because I have a small pee pee IRL, and it makes me feel better about it.
Confirming that I have a hard time telling if he's in yet or not.
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D'ceet
Omega Fleet Enterprises
Executive Outcomes
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Posted - 2009.01.05 03:04:00 -
[79]
bumping cus i wanna know who won, so i can get my 2bil
Originally by: Popperr
I resent the insinuation that we have intelligence, artificial or otherwise.
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Fintroll
Art of War
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Posted - 2009.01.05 12:20:00 -
[80]
Four days left until the contest ends.
Art of War is Recruiting |
Miss Uylear
Caldari
The Gentlemen of Low Moral Fibre
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Posted - 2009.01.05 13:41:00 -
[81]
Have some 'grief'
I see no man like man see's me. |
Angie Bone
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Posted - 2009.01.06 18:10:00 -
[82]
Long story short:
So this guy in Jita, he wants me to build him a nyx, I say arright 18 bil 50% in advance, few days later comes back to me tell me sorry its not a nyx he wanted, its actually a wyvren, I tell him sure, they are just silghtly more expensive, 20 bil for one of these, and still 50% upon placing the build order.
he send me 10 bil Isk on the 30th
A few days later, I go back to him and tell him its his lucky day, that my alliance offers fitting packages to members with motherships, only 5 bil isk, that i even put a deposit of 2 bil isk for it , cuz they fly fast.
so he send me an extra 5 bil isk for the fitting.
Oh I also told him that the job will only start in a couple weeks cuz the capital assembly array is busy with one build job allready......unless somehow we can manage to get another one up there.
so he buys a 1.8 bil worth capital assembly array and contracts it to me.
what tops all, is that until the time I am posting here, he still does not know he is being scammed, so the whole eve community knows about it and he is still waiting for the build.
Chat logs are long so instead i am copy/paste few of the evemails he sent me and a a couple screenshots of the isk transfer and the capital assembly array contract.
EVE MAILS
2008.12.27 03:14
hey i was hoping to get a price and build time on the building of a Wyvern. what would I need to put down and how could this take place. thanks for u rtime.
JIM
2008.12.28 02:41
what would the fitting look like? who will get the initial 10 Billion?
2008.12.30 00:40
Hey i went ahead and made the down payment for the ship even though you arnt online. figure it will suprise you.please let me know that youve read this and confirm that all is good. Hope to god to talk to you soon.
JIM
2009.01.03 08:20
I have transfered the 5 Billion ISK for the Wyvern Mod set. Please send a message back to verify that you recieved it. Thanks again.
JIM
Wallet screenie
Contract Screenie
Now I want my reward 
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Lupin West
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Posted - 2009.01.06 18:15:00 -
[83]
I'd enter but why would I give away trade secrets?
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Fintroll
Art of War
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Posted - 2009.01.06 18:51:00 -
[84]
Originally by: Angie Bone
Long story short:
blah blah blah
Now I want my reward
Where's the grief? He doesn't even know he's being scammed. You are missing the point of this contest. I want to feel his pain.
Art of War is Recruiting |
Tchell Dahhn
Suddenly Ninjas
Tear Extraction And Reclamation Service
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Posted - 2009.01.06 19:07:00 -
[85]
To the Art Of War, I respectfully submit this thread to your contest.
As CEO of TEARS and Suddenly Ninjas, I'll give you the TL;DR version - we've claimed sovereignty over Dodixie, and have declared War on an admitted Industrial Alliance.
We've given them no terms of surrender, and have committed to the task of taking them apart, one Corporation at a time. We've already seen two of their Member Corps fall to our declaration by leaving their Alliance, and as you're undoubtedly aware, we're fighting the war here on the forums as well, with a significant amount of confusion and upset by various Members of their Alliance.
The beatings shall continue until morale improves.
Tchell Dahhn
CEO, Tear Extraction And Reclamation Service
CEO, Suddenly Ninjas
We're Recruiting! |
Lady Aja
Caldari
Ore Mongers
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Posted - 2009.01.07 19:41:00 -
[86]
Originally by: claritalia
the stories are utter bull****. I say this to all you guys out there trying to over compensate this game from having small genitalia or a utter crappy real life..If u
Cry much?
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ikoban
Amarr
Scarlet Scourge Society
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Posted - 2009.01.08 06:43:00 -
[87]
Originally by: Fintroll
Originally by: Angie Bone
Long story short:
blah blah blah
Now I want my reward
Where's the grief? He doesn't even know he's being scammed. You are missing the point of this contest. I want to feel his pain.
he didnt even scam with his main..
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ikoban
Amarr
Scarlet Scourge Society
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Posted - 2009.01.08 06:46:00 -
[88]
Originally by: PsychoBones
Edited by: PsychoBones on 01/01/2009 16:53:45
An hour passes (that's not a typo, an hour passes). The Raven has been sitting on my can and has had me locked the entire time, I've been orbiting the Raven, and Batosii has had my Jaguar tackled by his Ishkur with 2 Hobgoblin IIs on me the whole time. I am seriously concerned that my can might expire
Eventually the Raven starts inquiring about my resists. After nearly 2 hours he still hasn't come to the realization that Batosii and I are in the same corp. He asks about my bounty. Batosii assures him that he can keep the entire bounty, he just wants to kill me because I've been ****ing him of for months (probably true). He launches drones, then sits there for another 10 minutes. I see my can vanish and I hold my breath. Nothing happens for a few seconds. Then the Raven starts flashing red. PRONS lets out a collective sigh of relief as we very lamely drop a Jaguar, Ishkur, Hawk and Drake on a one month old player. He melts like a unit of snowball, and epic lulz are had on comms. This is the most time and effort I've ever put into a BS kill.
Private Chat (Batosii)
Private Chat (Screenie)
Local Chat (Screenie)
Local Chat (PsychoBones)
The kicker is that we found out afterwards it was actually his brothers Raven
how do you **** off a one month old chr for months?
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ZMasterz
Caldari
Pothouse Cartel
IDLE EMPIRE
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Posted - 2009.01.09 16:56:00 -
[89]
Why is this beauty of a Thread on second page while some stupid Wyvern thing hovers on first ?
I griefed a lot of Gallente NPCs, but i guess that doesnŠt count :(
back to first page ... More scamming/griefing stories please  |
ikoban
Amarr
Scarlet Scourge Society
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Posted - 2009.01.10 00:09:00 -
[90]
who won? or was thins one huge griefing thread? :P
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