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Fintroll
Art of War
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Posted - 2008.12.26 10:17:00 -
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Edited by: Fintroll on 26/12/2008 10:23:02
Early this month a foul mood came upon me, as it does every year around this time. Much like the fabled Grinch, too much Christmas spirit tends to have a negative affect on my temperament, and I felt compelled to make a gesture to put my limited time and resources to work in counteracting as much of the cheer and happiness as I am able. To this end, I announced the Own Zone Dedicational Griefing Contest to my alliance.
The contest, as I explained to my peers, was for each individual or group to put forth their best effort in ruining the days of whomever they crossed paths with. The contest was to last until Christmas day, at which time I would decide upon a winner and bestow upon them a gift of 1 billion ISK from my personal wallet, a heartfelt thanks for contributing to The Cause. Both myself and my esteemed colleague Kublai were ruled ineligible, as for us griefing is a reward in itself, and we need no motivation to carry on with our self-appointed duties.
Alas, good and honest souls as my alliance-mates are, not one of them stepped forward to display a credible griefing effort and claim the prize I had offered. My mood having improved very little since I announced the original contest, I have decided to extend the contest to the whole of the Eve universe, and double the prize to the person or group of persons who can delight us most with their tale of skullduggery, buggery, and good old-fashioned dishonesty.
A 2 billion ISK prize will be bestowed upon the winner, who will be decided by myself and Kublai, both of us able hands at the trade. To enter in the contest, post your tale in this thread, and remember to abide by the Crime & Punishment Rules lest your post be cleaned by a moderator.
Contest Rules & Details
* Contest ends January 9th, 2009 at 00:00 Eve time * 2 billion ISK to prize to the winner(s), decided upon by Fintroll and Kublai * Only acts of grief committed after the posting of this thread are eligible * Bonus points awarded for corp thievery, dishonoring of ransoms, and betrayal of lifelong friendships
Good luck, and may the worst man win.
Art of War is Recruiting |

kublai
Art of War
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Posted - 2008.12.26 10:22:00 -
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I look forward with great anticipation to your contributions.
And remember, this is not a who stole more isk competition, this is all about grief misery and suffering, so don't exclude poor players because me and Fintroll are all about Inclusive gaming.
A-War Recruiting |

Vandamsel
Gallente Repo Industries R.E.P.O.
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Posted - 2008.12.26 10:36:00 -
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ooo cant wait to see what comes out of this one 
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GutlessCamper
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Posted - 2008.12.26 10:38:00 -
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I think I am the winner right?
Please forward the 1 bill isk.
Regards GC
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kublai
Art of War
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Posted - 2008.12.26 10:41:00 -
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Originally by: GutlessCamper I think I am the winner right?
Please forward the 1 bill isk.
Regards GC
Self-inflicted grief is not valid, sorry.
A-War Recruiting |

Fintroll
Art of War
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Posted - 2008.12.26 10:41:00 -
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Originally by: GutlessCamper I think I am the winner right?
Please forward the 1 bill isk.
Regards GC
The prize is 2 billion ISK, and I'm not sure who you think you're griefing. Kublai hasn't stopped blushing about your endless praise since you posted your first thread.
Art of War is Recruiting |

Ralarina
Caldari Vivicide
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Posted - 2008.12.26 10:45:00 -
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Nice OP :)
Vivicide is currently running "Merry ****ing Christmas", a combined effort to pod as many as our victims as possible and kill stuff in nasty ways... infiltrating corps, stealing from them :D, smartbombing at gates, probing of mission runners etc... ok not the most original but for every one we kill just before podding we say "merry ****ing christmas" 
I'll forward you the stats of this operation on 9th January. -- Ralara's Alt (due to Forum ban) |

kublai
Art of War
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Posted - 2008.12.26 10:47:00 -
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Bonus points for screenshots, vent recordings logs etc.
If these dont comply with the forum rules you can submit them to Fintroll or "Jonny 101" (my alt and most used char currently).
A-War Recruiting |

GutlessCamper
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Posted - 2008.12.26 10:50:00 -
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ok betraly of friendships... hmm wasn't ever really friends with you or your alt, but you have claimed I am responsible for messing up your multi billion Amarr FW scam.
So I hereby reassert my claim for the 2 bill prize.
Festive regards,
GC
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kublai
Art of War
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Posted - 2008.12.26 10:54:00 -
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Originally by: GutlessCamper ok betraly of friendships... hmm wasn't ever really friends with you or your alt, but you have claimed I am responsible for messing up your multi billion Amarr FW scam.
So I hereby reassert my claim for the 2 bill prize.
Festive regards,
GC
There is no amarr fw scam GC, I wanted amarr FW rank on my alt for wicked cool amarr RP, but decided to pirate on it instead...which you can see from said alt being in a completely harmless and innocent mining alliance in genesis, the end, stop spamming this thread.
Kublai aka Jonny 101 Huge RP fan.
A-War Recruiting |

GutlessCamper
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Posted - 2008.12.26 11:00:00 -
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No, you clearly screamed in your convos with me, you were going to do Amar FW plexes. Then commit your Amarr FW corp scams.
For heavns sake I ma not your personal secretary responsible for reminding you of every detail of what you plan and say. 
Although I wasn't privy to the plans I can only hope it would be more sophisitciced than infiltraing a 3 month old fw corp and warping them to an ambush. That doesn't really seem like roughy toughty old hardened plyer type stuff, so I won't mention it.
GC
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kublai
Art of War
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Posted - 2008.12.27 19:40:00 -
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Bump
2 billion isk cash for the best griefer <3 I might even throw in a medal from my corp "The League of Legitimate Nigerian Businessmen" if the winner is impressive.
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Darkstar Deceiver
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Posted - 2008.12.27 19:53:00 -
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Edited by: Darkstar Deceiver on 27/12/2008 20:04:43 I have a story about Granger101. You might have heard about it.
heres link to the full story Linkage
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kublai
Art of War
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Posted - 2008.12.27 20:02:00 -
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Originally by: Darkstar Deceiver You might have heard my story about granger101. If not, well, I'll give it to you in a nutshell.
Stupid kid steals money from mommy, buys isk with it. I, like the shining knight I am, part this evil little imp from his ill-earned iskies. I lure him to a belt, blow him up, demand ransom, he pays, I blow up his ship, then I catch pod, ask for ransom, he refuses, so I pod. Then he gets really mad. So I dec him, blow up about 3b worth of his faction ships. I post on eve-o forums about him, get a bunch of people in on the griefing fun. I upload the story about him, lots of people read it, publicly humiliates him to the point that he quits eve.
really crappy nutshell, heres link to full story. Linkage
Only griefing done after the date of this thread is viable for entry i'm afraid.
Win 2B isk |

Darkstar Deceiver
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Posted - 2008.12.27 20:06:00 -
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lame, because that is some epic scale griefing
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Tchell Dahhn
Suddenly Ninjas Tear Extraction And Reclamation Service
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Posted - 2008.12.27 20:08:00 -
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TEARS and Suddenly Ninjas wholeheartedly supports this endeavour.
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Le Poupon
Gallente Center for Advanced Studies
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Posted - 2008.12.27 20:09:00 -
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Just a question? Whats going to stop someone making an alt and self griefing and making it sound uber on here and such.
-------sig------------------------------------ Thing is I'm not acctualy an Alt Post like a butterfly Sting like a bee |

Fintroll
Art of War
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Posted - 2008.12.27 20:12:00 -
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Originally by: Le Poupon Just a question? Whats going to stop someone making an alt and self griefing and making it sound uber on here and such.
Excellent question.
Nothing. If it makes me laugh though and there is no evidence to support that such a scenario took place, it's not going to matter.
Art of War is Recruiting |

kublai
Art of War
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Posted - 2008.12.27 20:15:00 -
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Originally by: Le Poupon Just a question? Whats going to stop someone making an alt and self griefing and making it sound uber on here and such.
If you're good enough to scam both me AND fintroll you deserve the prize just for that one act of griefing tbh.
Win 2B isk |

Le Poupon
Gallente Center for Advanced Studies
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Posted - 2008.12.27 20:29:00 -
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I should stop making serious posts -------sig------------------------------------ Thing is I'm not acctualy an Alt Post like a butterfly Sting like a bee |

InSession
Shuugouteki
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Posted - 2008.12.27 20:35:00 -
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Edited by: InSession on 27/12/2008 20:40:14 For the past few days this week myself and a few corp mates have been picking on KIA and UFA. We've been roaming their space ganking ratters with AF gangs before this week for the past month and have become very predicable with our moves (this was done on purpose). So starting on around 12/24 we took some Recons (OH EM GEE THEY FLY MORE THAN JUST RECONS) to TDE, O2O and K-25, their main ratting systems.
On Christmas EVE, and Christmas day - no one dared ratting in any of these systems. A few fellas tried to make a run for a neighboring system, but alas they were killed. A poor Ishtar tried ratting in UG- where he felt safe due to a large mobile bubble surrounding the gate, but my 500m/s Pilgrim scooted along for a full minute decloaked, with only 6 in local including myself and killed him.
People pondered as to why I was doing this, and why my corp mates were joining me. I told them "I'm just trying to find where KIA Eddz is docked so I can drink a cup of tea and discuss politics with him."
Below are some fairly funny snippets of conversations from both local, and their own alliance chat that I've been happily reading since obtaining a spy 
HelplessRatter > enemy bogey in belt 7-6
[ 2008.12.26 22:28:46 ] Another Ratter > neeh help [ 2008.12.26 22:28:53 ] Another Ratter > belt VII belt 6 [ 2008.12.26 22:29:33 ] Another Ratter > forget it [ 2008.12.26 22:34:05 ] InSession > =(
UFA attempts to bait us with a ratting Drake while they have about 10 actively docked in their station. After the Drake reaches about 25% shield they warp in two Broadsword, several BC's and several BS's. MikeG and I escape in our Pilgrims.
[ 2008.12.26 22:57:16 ] UFA #1 > Sorry, cant let you do that [ 2008.12.26 22:57:16 ] UFA #1 > lol [ 2008.12.26 22:57:22 ] InSession > =) [ 2008.12.26 22:57:32 ] MikeG > your blob fails [ 2008.12.26 22:57:42 ] UFA #2 > Go bug kia [ 2008.12.26 22:57:57 ] InSession > lol that's what you think of your overlords? [ 2008.12.26 22:58:02 ] MikeG > nice one
Here is a Zealot from IRC that told us our Pilgrim pilot was lucky his 900 DPS Zealot couldn't target him. He warped into our sucker bubble in EOA.
[ 2008.12.27 01:58:34 ] IRC #1 > gf [ 2008.12.27 02:04:55 ] IRC Zealot > gf [ 2008.12.27 02:04:59 ] Paul Tibbets > gf [ 2008.12.27 02:05:05 ] IRC Zealot > allmost ****d u pillgrum [ 2008.12.27 02:05:07 ] IRC Zealot > :) [ 2008.12.27 02:05:12 ] MikeG > lolo nah guy [ 2008.12.27 02:05:15 ] IRC Zealot > falcon ftw [ 2008.12.27 02:05:15 ] MikeG > i hav 7k armor [ 2008.12.27 02:05:23 ] InSession > yeah not with 7.5k armor [ 2008.12.27 02:05:23 ] InSession > lol [ 2008.12.27 02:05:29 ] IRC Zealot > and i have 900 dps :) [ 2008.12.27 02:05:34 ] IRC Zealot > well had :P [ 2008.12.27 02:05:42 ] MikeG > not at 500m :) [ 2008.12.27 02:05:52 ] InSession > lol you can't get 900 DPS with that ship [ 2008.12.27 02:05:55 ] IRC Zealot > err [ 2008.12.27 02:05:57 ] IRC Zealot > ya lol [ 2008.12.27 02:06:00 ] InSession > try more like 500 [ 2008.12.27 02:06:02 ] General Spaz > maybe 500 [ 2008.12.27 02:06:06 ] InSession > trust me I fly it with HAC 5 [ 2008.12.27 02:06:09 ] InSession > and maxed gunenry [ 2008.12.27 02:06:11 ] InSession > xD [ 2008.12.27 02:06:22 ] InSession > especially not with focused medium [ 2008.12.27 02:06:22 ] InSession > haha
Local from O2O -- I had shot KIA Ratter 1's Myrm on a Gate, he aggressed but managed to deagress and escape with half structure. Note that we're not blue with KIA - infact we have no blues 
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InSession
Shuugouteki
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Posted - 2008.12.27 20:36:00 -
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[ 2008.12.25 22:28:22 ] InSession > I need to speak to KIA Eddz, what station can I find him at? [ 2008.12.25 22:28:49 ] KIA Ratter #1 > but you just tryd to kill me [ 2008.12.25 22:29:02 ] InSession > What? [ 2008.12.25 22:29:04 ] InSession > You shot me first [ 2008.12.25 22:29:08 ] KIA Ratter #2 > thats not very nice [ 2008.12.25 22:29:23 ] KIA Ratter #2 > why dont you send him a mail? [ 2008.12.25 22:29:29 ] KIA Ratter #1 > no you did coz you locked me so then you stated with your drones then i started [ 2008.12.25 22:29:30 ] InSession > I need to speak to him in person [ 2008.12.25 22:29:40 ] InSession > I never put out my drones Just [ 2008.12.25 22:29:47 ] InSession > I locked you in self defense [ 2008.12.25 22:30:00 ] InSession > You put your drones, and then you shot me [ 2008.12.25 22:30:05 ] KIA Ratter #1 > oops well you a neut [ 2008.12.25 22:30:13 ] InSession > I thought I was blue [ 2008.12.25 22:30:27 ] KIA Ratter #1 > no [ 2008.12.25 22:30:40 ] InSession > This is absurd [ 2008.12.25 22:30:59 ] KIA Ratter #1 > yeah life is [ 2008.12.25 22:31:00 ] InSession > ElCoCo [ 2008.12.25 22:31:03 ] InSession > hello [ 2008.12.25 22:31:21 ] KIA Guy > hi m8, did someone violence your boat? [ 2008.12.25 22:31:47 ] InSession > Yes KIA Ratter #1 shot me for no aparrent reason! I'm just surveying this space. [ 2008.12.25 22:31:57 ] InSession > And trying to locate Kia Eddz docked [ 2008.12.25 22:32:05 ] InSession > so I can have a cup of tea and discuss politics with him [ 2008.12.25 22:32:11 ] Kia Guy > damn rude I'd say and eddz is ubiquitous [ 2008.12.25 22:32:24 ] InSession > Oh I see [ 2008.12.25 22:32:25 ] KIA Ratter #1 > well hes a neut to me [ 2008.12.25 22:32:47 ] InSession > Neutral, shooting people who are just sight seeing on Christmas is what you do? [ 2008.12.25 22:32:53 ] InSession > You should be ashamed [ 2008.12.25 22:33:15 ] KIA Ratter #1 > shoot this is kia space [ 2008.12.25 22:33:20 ] InSession > You know at one point of time I was in KIA and fought in the battles of the toruga. [ 2008.12.25 22:33:24 ] InSession > You have a lot to learn boy. [ 2008.12.25 22:33:46 ] Kia Guy > just will have to report tomorrow to the head principal's office with his parents and all that jig [ 2008.12.25 22:33:53 ] InSession > Yes indeed [ 2008.12.25 22:33:54 ] KIA Ratter #1 > im not your bog [ 2008.12.25 22:34:03 ] InSession > No, you are not my bog [ 2008.12.25 22:34:05 ] InSession > you are correct [ 2008.12.25 22:34:11 ] InSession > My bog is in my backyard [ 2008.12.25 22:34:50 ] InSession > KIA Ratter #1 how much do I owe you for the Myrmidon that I took to structure with my Jag? [ 2008.12.25 22:35:00 ] Kia Guy > a'ight going afk, thanks for killing our ratters btw, maybe they'll learn to be more careful [ 2008.12.25 22:35:15 ] InSession > NP Coco [ 2008.12.25 22:35:23 ] InSession > I'll keep them on their toes [ 2008.12.25 22:35:26 ] Just182 > you were in a curse [ 2008.12.25 22:35:43 ] InSession > I'm going afk too, or maybe not - let's make this a game [ 2008.12.25 22:38:18 ] InSession > MikeG says hi [ 2008.12.25 22:38:21 ] InSession > he will be here later [ 2008.12.25 22:38:53 ] Just182 > o he did well i say hi to [ 2008.12.25 22:39:01 ] Just182 > all ill be here allday
This next log is from their alliance chat --
2008.12.25 22:30:31 ] Kia Guy > and where's that session dude [ 2008.12.25 22:32:23 ] Kia Guy #2 > cloaked [ 2008.12.25 22:32:29 ] Kia Guy #2 > pilgrim [ 2008.12.25 22:32:54 ] Kia Guy > just m8, he's just teasing you and you're buying it :p [ 2008.12.25 22:36:50 ] Kia Ratter #1 > no im not hes not a blue hes got kia kills [ 2008.12.25 22:37:19 ] Kia Guy #3 > lots of drama in o2o local lol [ 2008.12.25 22:37:32 ] Kia Guy > just the fact that you keep saying to him "but you're a neutral" is buying it m8 :p [ 2008.12.25 22:37:46 ] Kia Guy > so anyway, back to afk hauling shipz to agil [ 2008.12.25 22:37:58 ] Kia Guy #2 > wtf is going on up there?
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InSession
Shuugouteki
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Posted - 2008.12.27 20:37:00 -
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[ 2008.12.25 22:39:17 ] Kia Guy #4 > InSession 020 hostile [ 2008.12.25 22:41:51 ] Kia Guy #4 > You arent seriously shooting each other in front of a station with hostiles in system, are you? [ 2008.12.25 22:42:01 ] Kia Guy #2 > LOL [ 2008.12.25 22:42:09 ] Kia Guy #2 > FAIL WEEK continues [ 2008.12.25 22:42:48 ] Kia Guy #4 > Kia Ratter #2 and Kia Ratter #1, if I see either of you on a lossmail from InSession, buttraping will happen
I had more funny convo's but I had to reformat on Christmas day, and lost the ones that happened on 12/24 and before. It's been a blast doing this. You can find all of our KM's on www.shuugouteki.net
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Ralarina
Caldari Vivicide
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Posted - 2008.12.27 21:44:00 -
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Originally by: Le Poupon Just a question? Whats going to stop someone making an alt and self griefing and making it sound uber on here and such.
Well I guess that's a double win then, isn't it? :) --
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lethario desrtuction
Infusion.
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Posted - 2008.12.27 22:08:00 -
[25]
Infusion stole a fitted Rorqual from Lucky League!
Lucky league contacts a corp member asking if we would be interested in taking on a cap heavy fleet currently seiging a POS in V-mzwo.
Haldeeman is informed that there is an unmanned Rorqual in the pos and so a swift plan is hatched to reposses said Rorqual.
Long story short,He asked for the POS password and with various members within Ifuse, had fifteen minutes later repossed a fitted Rorqual and Domi, Raven, badger, Occator and Exequor from various other POSs' within Gem - all sharing the same POS password.
Chat log is as followed
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Eveloution
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Posted - 2008.12.27 22:09:00 -
[26]
Edited by: Eveloution on 27/12/2008 22:10:09 0/
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lethario desrtuction
Infusion.
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Posted - 2008.12.27 22:10:00 -
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[ 2008.12.23 21:22:09 ] Berguin > Hello guys [ 2008.12.23 21:22:22 ] mduncan0341 > o/ [ 2008.12.23 21:22:29 ] Berguin > wanna fresh meeat? [ 2008.12.23 21:23:16 ] Berguin > V-MZW0 [ 2008.12.23 21:23:21 ] screwball 82 > im there [ 2008.12.23 21:23:26 ] screwball 82 > what moon [ 2008.12.23 21:23:27 ] Berguin > VII M2 [ 2008.12.23 21:23:50 ] Berguin > let me know if you want +standing [ 2008.12.23 21:24:33 ] Berguin > to prevent friendly POS fire [ 2008.12.23 21:24:40 ] screwball 82 > u got a small gang on the in gate its bubbled [ 2008.12.23 21:25:16 ] screwball 82 > 20 caps [ 2008.12.23 21:25:34 ] Berguin > you are blue to us now [ 2008.12.23 21:27:20 ] screwball 82 > they got less than 20 on gate in small ships [ 2008.12.23 21:27:30 ] screwball 82 > break there support [ 2008.12.23 21:27:48 ] Berguin > tempests and other snipe ships are yours i suppose [ 2008.12.23 21:28:08 ] screwball 82 > u just got me atm [ 2008.12.23 21:28:43 ] screwball 82 > im taking a look at the situation [ 2008.12.23 21:29:05 ] Berguin > i've promised you to bring alot of targets so you asked me T2. now they are yours [ 2008.12.23 21:32:07 ] screwball 82 > im shocked tbh [ 2008.12.23 21:33:16 ] Berguin > they like stupid pos warfare [ 2008.12.23 21:33:17 ] Berguin > ) [ 2008.12.23 21:33:32 ] Haldeeman > o./ merry xmas all [ 2008.12.23 21:33:40 ] Berguin > hi hi [ 2008.12.23 21:33:51 ] screwball 82 > berguin got us an xmas prezzy [ 2008.12.23 21:34:07 ] Berguin > yeah) [ 2008.12.23 21:34:11 ] Berguin > somehow) [ 2008.12.23 21:34:43 ] Haldeeman > so i hear you need some assistance? [ 2008.12.23 21:35:16 ] Berguin > you can feel free there coz you are blue to POS [ 2008.12.23 21:35:48 ] mduncan0341 > mmmm [ 2008.12.23 21:36:14 ] Berguin > V-MZW0 VII 2 [ 2008.12.23 21:37:39 ] Haldeeman > is your pos armed? [ 2008.12.23 21:38:19 ] Berguin > yes but it is an industrial ome [ 2008.12.23 21:38:22 ] Berguin > one [ 2008.12.23 21:39:42 ] Haldeeman > i have 13 peeps online, only 10 can help within the next hour or so [ 2008.12.23 21:39:55 ] Haldeeman > will need pos password so we can get out of trouble if needed tho [ 2008.12.23 21:40:09 ] Haldeeman > you got pos gunners? [ 2008.12.23 21:40:26 ] Haldeeman > ill also need a ship listing to see what we are against before we field our ships [ 2008.12.23 21:40:39 ] Haldeeman > i need this info quick buddy if we can help [ 2008.12.23 21:40:55 ] Berguin > 123321 [ 2008.12.23 21:41:16 ] Berguin > password: 123321 [ 2008.12.23 21:41:19 ] Haldeeman > right, give us five minutes [ 2008.12.23 21:41:46 ] Berguin > 1 gunner now [ 2008.12.23 21:41:59 ] Haldeeman > got any more available? [ 2008.12.23 21:42:07 ] Berguin > not now [ 2008.12.23 21:42:15 ] Haldeeman > nevermind [ 2008.12.23 21:42:23 ] Haldeeman > get me that ship listing please mate [ 2008.12.23 21:42:24 ] screwball 82 > dicters [ 2008.12.23 21:42:43 ] screwball 82 > and ecm get them 2gether [ 2008.12.23 21:42:45 ] Haldeeman > i know screw [ 2008.12.23 21:43:04 ] screwball 82 > not us lol [ 2008.12.23 21:43:23 ] Berguin > we do so [ 2008.12.23 21:43:29 ] Aftenbar > who is seiging this pos? [ 2008.12.23 21:43:36 ] Berguin > UFA [ 2008.12.23 21:43:48 ] Berguin > you ultimate meat [ 2008.12.23 21:43:56 ] Berguin > your* [ 2008.12.23 21:44:29 ] Haldeeman > believe me, we are looking forward to this :D [ 2008.12.23 21:45:08 ] mduncan0341 > what size pos are they attacking? [ 2008.12.23 21:45:13 ] Haldeeman > getting the rest of my corp on now [ 2008.12.23 21:45:27 ] Berguin > Caldari CT [ 2008.12.23 21:46:39 ] Haldeeman > k were on it now. give us 10m [ 2008.12.23 21:46:44 ] Haldeeman > ten minutes
[ 2008.12.23 21:53:24 ] Berguin > hey [ 2008.12.23 21:53:40 ] Berguin > you need rorqual? [ 2008.12.23 21:54:12 ] Haldeeman > hauling ammo for the fight
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kublai
Art of War
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Posted - 2008.12.27 22:15:00 -
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Originally by: lethario desrtuction Infusion stole a fitted Rorqual from Lucky League!
Lucky league contacts a corp member asking if we would be interested in taking on a cap heavy fleet currently seiging a POS in V-mzwo.
Haldeeman is informed that there is an unmanned Rorqual in the pos and so a swift plan is hatched to reposses said Rorqual.
Long story short,He asked for the POS password and with various members within Ifuse, had fifteen minutes later repossed a fitted Rorqual and Domi, Raven, badger, Occator and Exequor from various other POSs' within Gem - all sharing the same POS password.
Chat log is as followed
Done before the contest, go make some new grief.
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Darkstar Deceiver
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Posted - 2008.12.27 22:33:00 -
[29]
Just scammed a month old character out of 80m with a contract. I said that I was trying to fire sale my fully fitted hulk, and that I'd give it to him at the super low price of 80m if he bought it NOW. And so low and behold, he accepted the loan contract with my hulk in it (price 80m). Hahaha, just imagine the surprise on his face when the hulk he had just received from accepting the contract suddenly disappeared out of his hangar after he completed the contract .
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Channel ID: 2138759010 Channel Name: Private Chat (alone) Listener: Darkstar Deceiver Session started: 2008.12.27 22:22:22 ---------------------------------------------------------------
[ 2008.12.27 22:22:26 ] Darkstar Deceiver > hey man [ 2008.12.27 22:22:32 ] mikeworld > hi [ 2008.12.27 22:22:37 ] Darkstar Deceiver > ill sell you my fully fitted hulk for 80m really fast [ 2008.12.27 22:22:41 ] Darkstar Deceiver > i need the money like yesterday [ 2008.12.27 22:23:10 ] Darkstar Deceiver > sound good? [ 2008.12.27 22:23:22 ] mikeworld > Where to fly? [ 2008.12.27 22:23:30 ] Darkstar Deceiver > hisoufad [ 2008.12.27 22:23:32 ] Darkstar Deceiver > its in amarr space [ 2008.12.27 22:23:48 ] Darkstar Deceiver > high sec [ 2008.12.27 22:24:15 ] mikeworld > 5 jump [ 2008.12.27 22:24:19 ] Darkstar Deceiver > ok cool [ 2008.12.27 22:24:36 ] Darkstar Deceiver > made the contract [ 2008.12.27 22:26:03 ] mikeworld > complete [ 2008.12.27 22:26:06 ] Darkstar Deceiver > ok [ 2008.12.27 22:26:08 ] Darkstar Deceiver > o/
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leboe
Dark Star Cartel Molotov Coalition
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Posted - 2008.12.27 23:56:00 -
[30]
does it have to be recent? My recent adventures fail in comparison with the time someone who's can I flipped, and then crashed. He talked about a trap in local, with my alt there, so I managed to bust the trap as i logged in (they wanted to re-aggro or something)
After they realized they werent the only ones with alts around, one of their members said something similar to "Yeah ill bring a thanatos in here and kick your ass out buddy"
I swore an oath of revenge and punishment for such stupidity, so after harmlessly bumping their hulks out of belts for a day or two, my corp and I moved out of the region. 3 weeks later I contacted my friends who were still in Heimatar to grief them, at the price of my "test bong". They scouted and found a domination medium tower, and set about destroying it.
If this can count as an entry I'll dig up logs, but it was back in the summer.
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kublai
Art of War
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Posted - 2008.12.28 00:00:00 -
[31]
We want you to go out and do something special FOR this competition, it's about creating grief, not rewarding old stuff.
Win 2B isk |

leboe
Dark Star Cartel Molotov Coalition
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Posted - 2008.12.28 00:03:00 -
[32]
Maybe I should pay that guy a new visit 
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Mr Unpleasant
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Posted - 2008.12.29 19:33:00 -
[33]
This thread is a scam to scam you out of your best stories...for free!
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Chomin H'ak
Integrated Takeovers
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Posted - 2008.12.29 20:11:00 -
[34]
Hi!
Thought I'd throw in our recent exploits as a couple bil could help with financing:
We've recently began a consolidated clearing of our home region of carebear scum. (Our preliiminary dec to test the waters was about a month ago. We're in full swing as of this morning) In order to do this, ITAKE will be doing a region-wide bit by bit hostile takeover of all carebear corps dedicated to n00bishness.
Our second war dec (this morning) will be followed by the customary ransom letter with a slight alteration.
Conditions of surrender (one of the following must be met):
1. 250M isk and 25% of all corporate shares (with weekly 5% interest on the principle compounded - that includes number of shares)
2. Banishment from the region (with a no-return policy)
or (my favorite demand)
3. Disband the corp and all remaining members still interested may join our corp once the old corp is disbanded. (There are no rights, no hangars, everything is done via contract within the corp - though we do have a pension plan)
This will continue until we are satisfied that the recent noob behaviors in the market, on contracts and piloting (in general) in our region are dispersed.
So, do we win the 'nubbin bay guy' booby prize? 
Originally by: Frenden Dax My heart hopes that people aren't that stupid, but my experiences thus far suggest otherwise.
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kublai
Art of War
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Posted - 2008.12.29 21:35:00 -
[35]
Originally by: Chomin H'ak Hi!
Thought I'd throw in our recent exploits as a couple bil could help with financing:
We've recently began a consolidated clearing of our home region of carebear scum. (Our preliiminary dec to test the waters was about a month ago. We're in full swing as of this morning) In order to do this, ITAKE will be doing a region-wide bit by bit hostile takeover of all carebear corps dedicated to n00bishness.
Our second war dec (this morning) will be followed by the customary ransom letter with a slight alteration.
Conditions of surrender (one of the following must be met):
1. 250M isk and 25% of all corporate shares (with weekly 5% interest on the principle compounded - that includes number of shares)
2. Banishment from the region (with a no-return policy)
or (my favorite demand)
3. Disband the corp and all remaining members still interested may join our corp once the old corp is disbanded. (There are no rights, no hangars, everything is done via contract within the corp - though we do have a pension plan)
This will continue until we are satisfied that the recent noob behaviors in the market, on contracts and piloting (in general) in our region are dispersed.
So, do we win the 'nubbin bay guy' booby prize? 
This has potential, but will the execution live up to it?
We shall wait and see.
Win 2B isk |

Dawts
Federal Defence Union
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Posted - 2008.12.29 22:53:00 -
[36]
I've been using snowballs to trick newbs into getting CONCORDOKKENEDEDED, I've gotten a few LOL moments.
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D'ceet
Omega Fleet Enterprises Executive Outcomes
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Posted - 2008.12.29 23:35:00 -
[37]
i think i got this one in the bag....
from Dr. D3ATH, Subject: FUK YOU! "you are a dishonorable theif and probably live your real life like your game life, which is why this world is so ****ed up. If you have a wife or girlfriend I hope you come home someday and find your best friends **** up her ass. I wish dispair upon you, hope your life is cursed, and hope you get prostate cancer, wish ******ed children upon you, and generally poor health, un-employment, and a miserable **** life.
**** YOU, you low life ****sucker, you're lower than a snake you piece of ****."
screen shots: Linkage
what happened: the man traded me all his stuff on accident in Jita, and i accepted. i later told him that i would give it back, if he asked me in local chat, i told him to **** off, i blocked him, and i got that message before i blocked him... in local, when i unblocked him he said he was going to petition me fro Exploits, and everyone just told him to stfu...
total isk gained: 1.5Bil what was gained: everything from the mobile warp disrupters down.
Originally by: Popperr
I resent the insinuation that we have intelligence, artificial or otherwise.
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Fintroll
Art of War
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Posted - 2008.12.29 23:45:00 -
[38]
Originally by: D'ceet i think i got this one in the bag....
Not too shabby. I hope you keep and cherish this evemail until the end of your days.
Art of War is Recruiting |

Octavious Delance
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2008.12.29 23:50:00 -
[39]
Edited by: Octavious Delance on 29/12/2008 23:50:13 We destroyed Eve Cemetery. Do we win?
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Miss Uylear
Caldari The Gentlemen of Low Moral Fibre
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Posted - 2008.12.29 23:54:00 -
[40]
Nothing win worthy - but list of crimes.
keep scamming people with loans
Infiltrated Granger 101's lot and killed them.
more scams taking new people of all the ISK they have.
flip every can I see
Would the smack the hell out of this Garmon twerp if I ever saw him
Erm.. Don't like that fat bird in another post on here.
Generally not a nive person. In fact, stuff your two ****ing billion. Give it to some **** who needs it more than I do.
PoS game, F-off
I see no man like man see's me. |

My'kel An'jelo
Amarr Synthetic Frontiers
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Posted - 2008.12.29 23:57:00 -
[41]
Originally by: Miss Uylear Nothing win worthy - but list of crimes.
keep scamming people with loans
Infiltrated Granger 101's lot and killed them.
more scams taking new people of all the ISK they have.
flip every can I see
Would the smack the hell out of this Garmon twerp if I ever saw him
Erm.. Don't like that fat bird in another post on here.
Generally not a nive person. In fact, stuff your two ****ing billion. Give it to some **** who needs it more than I do.
PoS game, F-off
Someone mummy didn't love spotted.
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Kaar
Art of War Exalted.
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Posted - 2008.12.30 00:19:00 -
[42]
Originally by: InSession MikeG and I escape in our Pilgrims.
Ahh, we just roamed to those systems and killed one (or both?) of your pilgrims. I jumped in and assumed there was a mining op going on because of the large bubble on the gate. This does explain why nobody came to help you.
Hope you replace them and continue, I do love cloak***ging.
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Kehmor
Caldari Malevolent Emo Herders
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Posted - 2008.12.30 00:34:00 -
[43]
How bias will the judging be? I have something in mind but:
A: there's a chance you might be friends with the target B: I don't think you like me very much  - Violence isn't the answer, it is the question. The answer is yes. |

Fintroll
Art of War
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Posted - 2008.12.30 00:49:00 -
[44]
Edited by: Fintroll on 30/12/2008 00:50:50
Originally by: Kehmor How bias will the judging be? I have something in mind but:
A: there's a chance you might be friends with the target B: I don't think you like me very much 
Judgement will be entirely un-biased, as far as parties involved are concerned. I like to grief my own alliance on a regular basis as some members of Exalted could attest to you.
The place you might foul up is assuming that you could manage to pull off a truly noteworthy grief against us or against those who might be our friends. (I wasn't aware we had friends.) In my view the best grief is the one that has the target frothing at the mouth, swearing revenge on you and anyone associated with you for the horrible atrocities you've committed against them.
If you managed to find that sort of reaction against someone in our own alliance or anyone even loosely associated with us I would be impressed more than anything else.
Art of War is Recruiting |

Kehmor
Caldari Malevolent Emo Herders
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Posted - 2008.12.30 01:18:00 -
[45]
Oh it's not your alliance, just someone I remember you associating with. Are we allowed video entries? - Violence isn't the answer, it is the question. The answer is yes. |

kublai
Art of War
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Posted - 2008.12.30 01:24:00 -
[46]
Originally by: Kehmor Oh it's not your alliance, just someone I remember you associating with. Are we allowed video entries?
Yes.
Win 2B isk |

Trader20
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Posted - 2008.12.31 22:25:00 -
[47]
Emorage poser merc corp tryin to get it's name out there.....so pathetic. Emo and merc don't mix and your corp is emo to the core. Heres a suggestion for your so-called merc corp, do your job, collect, and stfu. Also griefing is bad for business u rtards. Thats ok, more business for me . Disclosure: Posting with an alt for business potential reasons.
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kublai
Art of War
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Posted - 2008.12.31 22:25:00 -
[48]
Originally by: Trader20 Emorage poser merc corp tryin to get it's name out there.....so pathetic. Emo and merc don't mix and your corp is emo to the core. Heres a suggestion for your so-called merc corp, do your job, collect, and stfu. Also griefing is bad for business u rtards. Thats ok, more business for me . Disclosure: Posting with an alt for business potential reasons.
Thank you for the bump and e-peen booster.
Win 2B isk |

Trader20
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Posted - 2008.12.31 22:29:00 -
[49]
Originally by: kublai
Originally by: Trader20 Emorage poser merc corp tryin to get it's name out there.....so pathetic. Emo and merc don't mix and your corp is emo to the core. Heres a suggestion for your so-called merc corp, do your job, collect, and stfu. Also griefing is bad for business u rtards. Thats ok, more business for me . Disclosure: Posting with an alt for business potential reasons.
Thank you for the bump and e-peen booster.
Lol bump in a busy forum like crime & punishment lol...tell me how u really feel nooby.
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kublai
Art of War
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Posted - 2008.12.31 22:31:00 -
[50]
Originally by: Trader20
Originally by: kublai
Originally by: Trader20 Emorage poser merc corp tryin to get it's name out there.....so pathetic. Emo and merc don't mix and your corp is emo to the core. Heres a suggestion for your so-called merc corp, do your job, collect, and stfu. Also griefing is bad for business u rtards. Thats ok, more business for me . Disclosure: Posting with an alt for business potential reasons.
Thank you for the bump and e-peen booster.
Lol bump in a busy forum like crime & punishment lol...tell me how u really feel nooby.
I feel like a guy whos so scary to you, that you resort to brand new forum alts and excuses.
Win 2B isk |

Trader20
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Posted - 2008.12.31 22:33:00 -
[51]
Originally by: kublai
Originally by: Trader20
Originally by: kublai
Originally by: Trader20 Emorage poser merc corp tryin to get it's name out there.....so pathetic. Emo and merc don't mix and your corp is emo to the core. Heres a suggestion for your so-called merc corp, do your job, collect, and stfu. Also griefing is bad for business u rtards. Thats ok, more business for me . Disclosure: Posting with an alt for business potential reasons.
Thank you for the bump and e-peen booster.
Lol bump in a busy forum like crime & punishment lol...tell me how u really feel nooby.
I feel like a guy whos so scary to you, that you resort to brand new forum alts and excuses.
Uh oh, here comes the emorage.........
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Vaal Erit
Science and Trade Institute
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Posted - 2008.12.31 22:38:00 -
[52]
Everytime I post, the thousands of people that read my **** get their day ruined as they think "God, that was dumb I wasted so much time reading that terrible Vaal Erit post". I grief via the forums and business is always good.
Also, banner is freaky weird. --
http://desusig.crumplecorn.com/sigs.html
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Trader20
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Posted - 2008.12.31 22:42:00 -
[53]
Hey give me ur 2b isk, I'm griefing Kublai and hes cryin like a little baby.
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Lady Aja
Caldari Ore Mongers
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Posted - 2009.01.01 02:05:00 -
[54]
this is my story about about a wanna be hi sec pirate called "shgjlsfg" feel free to look his name up.
as i was doing my rounds of ore stealing. I stole soem ore off this guy AFTER he stole ore from a miner. several rounds of smack on his behalf and him saying how uber he is.. I decided to scan his ship with my sigil.
in the end he poor sod follows me 5 jumps and waits for me at the gate. he asks in local. what kind of ship do i have?
I say a hard nut. sexual inuendoes on his behalf unsue. once he gets a look at my sacrilige he decides not to. and runs home crying about how i scanned his ship in advance and its such a noob tactic.
some days pass by and i see this guy in a 1.0 system happily flipping cans of an old corp he stole from ( or so i hear )
I rush in with my sigil flip the can just in time to avoid him shooting the can. as i enter the dock command. he open fires on me.
right down to 25% armour froma drake...
i dock... so does he... I undock in my sacrilige and he undocks in his drake. Panic on his behald ensues.. as this is a station that spits you out at 5km. I lock. scramble, web and neut him. I sic hmy drones onto him..
He askes me to stop killing him so i offer a way out. 20m isk ransom. he pays i let him go...
over the next few hours not only did i extort another 50m isk but he also wants a way to have a bounty on his head so he could claim the bounties as people put it on him. so a plan comes to mind.
i tell him to make an alt. and smart bomb it in a 1.0 system. not only did he listen to me. he actually did it! he went from -0.1 to -4.x sec in a matter of seconds lol.
he undocks in his drake to show the world his new found negatice sec status, but not only is it a spit him out 5km station hes in emrayer 1.0 system. along comes the local police and shoots his beloved drake of 70m isk
his final quotes of the day via eve mail are...
2009.01.01 01:48 ok damit i hate this
and
2009.01.01 01:39 mm well im dead now and down about 200 mil isk just to have a bounty
now he wants to goto providence to make up for being a pirate.. CVA space lol.. hmmm from wanna be pirate to being kicked out of empire pretty much to being hunted by CVA when he goes there.
I am such an ******* lol
غتيال الموت أصدرته لقتل مو |

Krasnij Okjabre
the united Negative Ten.
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Posted - 2009.01.01 03:15:00 -
[55]
Edited by: Krasnij Okjabre on 01/01/2009 03:16:02
Originally by: Kehmor Are we allowed video entries?
I dunno why... but this bit has potential...
Kras.
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MicroWarpdrive II
Disorder.
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Posted - 2009.01.01 05:26:00 -
[56]
My corp recently decced a certain mission running corporation because they looked juicy. To make a long story short, I picked a random WT to run a locator agent on. He was mining in Caldari space - during a war. So we packed up, headed over there, probed him down. He docked up...disappointment. So we decided to camp both gates on this system in hopes he would come out. He does - IN AN ORCA. DURING. A. WAR.
We blow it up. The Orca Kill (yesterday)
About that time, the CEO of Systemic Industries (the people we decced), decided that they needed a lot of help to kill us. The CEO is friends with the executor of Sangre Azul, some no name alliance who thinks they are awesome because they are EXE fix. In fact, the executor of the alliance thinks he is so awesome that he ASKS us to stop the war on HIS WORD ALONE. Okay. Just to give you an idea of how this guy is.
[ 2008.12.31 01:54:28 ] Avernus > dude... [ 2008.12.31 01:54:31 ] Avernus > I'm ex-FIX [ 2008.12.31 01:54:38 ] MicroWarpdrive II > i don't give a ****...dude [ 2008.12.31 01:54:45 ] Avernus > we were there for 4 years... there is no deadweight [ 2008.12.31 01:54:50 ] Avernus > we don't care if we lose ships :) [ 2008.12.31 01:55:00 ] Avernus > we're there for the fight
Followed later by...
[ 2009.01.01 01:05:12 ] Avernus > and we're going to teach you that lesson [ 2009.01.01 01:05:25 ] Avernus > when you take on the odds we do, you're going to win and lose some [ 2009.01.01 01:05:33 ] Avernus > you... are a walk in the park [ 2009.01.01 01:05:35 ] Avernus > you [ 2009.01.01 01:05:44 ] Avernus > are a sideline for passing by my idle time [ 2009.01.01 01:05:52 ] Avernus > you aren't a real dec [ 2009.01.01 01:05:57 ] Avernus > you're a favor for a friend
Well...we fought this guy's alliance today. 5 (us) versus 15 odds. We blew up Avernus' Navy Mega (he didn't want that ship anyway), and some other random dude's Ishtar. He had falcon and guardian support, but we won regardless against 1:3 odds.
KB Link: Avernus Navy Mega Ishtar (random guy in his alliance)
Now, I know this isn't typical griefing. It's more like justified ownage. Just thought you'd like it. I have tons more hilarious incriminating chat logs of this guy. Convo me ingame if you want to read them.
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Shikagi Sitami
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Posted - 2009.01.01 11:10:00 -
[57]
Just prior to the holidaze Heretic Nation decided to make Amamake its usual unlivable place and set about slaughtering any neutral they happened across.
Switch4, flying primarily a T1 fitted Rifter, ran around the system taking on anything that didn't run away fast enough, and racked up a surprising number of kills. Joined by Icarus Starkiller, Mirrorgod, and any other Heretic insane enough to run around with anything they could fit (Rifters, Vexors, Stabbers) joined in.
By the end of Christmas day the space in Amamake was almost wholly devoid of targets, much of that result being Switch4's insanity (he kept that Rifter for several days).
With a fleet of HICs they slaughtered anything that jumped into the system too slow to run back to the gates, or get out of the belts.
Heretic Nation supports this Thread, and makes a motion to declare Amamake III belt 1 'Tranquility FFA 1'. 
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Fintroll
Art of War
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Posted - 2009.01.01 11:19:00 -
[58]
Originally by: Shikagi Sitami Just prior to the holidaze Heretic Nation decided to make Amamake its usual unlivable place and set about slaughtering any neutral they happened across.
Switch4, flying primarily a T1 fitted Rifter, ran around the system taking on anything that didn't run away fast enough, and racked up a surprising number of kills. Joined by Icarus Starkiller, Mirrorgod, and any other Heretic insane enough to run around with anything they could fit (Rifters, Vexors, Stabbers) joined in.
By the end of Christmas day the space in Amamake was almost wholly devoid of targets, much of that result being Switch4's insanity (he kept that Rifter for several days).
With a fleet of HICs they slaughtered anything that jumped into the system too slow to run back to the gates, or get out of the belts.
Heretic Nation supports this Thread, and makes a motion to declare Amamake III belt 1 'Tranquility FFA 1'. 
Heretic Nation is a bunch of amateur ****s and they are lucky that I don't move into Amamake and personally Own Zone them until they disband.
They fly Rifters, Vexors, and Stabbers because they can't afford to keep themselves in T2 ships. When Heretic Army and my old corp were in Minmatar Faction together back awhile ago, we blew up Mirrorgod 3 times in one day from within his own fleets. These pussies know nothing of griefing except how to invite it upon themselves.
Art of War is Recruiting |

Shikagi Sitami
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Posted - 2009.01.01 12:05:00 -
[59]
^^^ Never let it be said the judging was not biassed.
Did Heretics PWN you much? Sexually molest your kitten? You know where they are, go get 'em.
Expect that the corp recieving the 'award' being Alts of War.
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kublai
Art of War
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Posted - 2009.01.01 13:20:00 -
[60]
Originally by: Shikagi Sitami ^^^ Never let it be said the judging was not biassed.
Did Heretics PWN you much? Sexually molest your kitten? You know where they are, go get 'em.
Expect that the corp recieving the 'award' being Alts of War.
The day Heretic nation does something other than spam the forums on alts trying their best to imitate a five year old with crayons, maybe they'll win something.
And the award won't be going to any alt of A-War, if it's awarded to A-War it will go to an A-War main.
Though I still have high hopes for a certain video entry.
Win 2B isk |

Zedrik Cayne
Gallente Suddenly Ninjas Tear Extraction And Reclamation Service
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Posted - 2009.01.01 14:09:00 -
[61]
Might as well throw the cutest thing that's happened since the contest opens...who knows?
Read ze story here.
Short form: Apparently a couple hours of grief....leading to a mission reset and a personal petition to CCP for..god knows what :) (Shooting their rats maybe?) --
Remember: Carebears aren't people. They are giant flying pi±atas.
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Commander Yassir
The Seven Sins
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Posted - 2009.01.01 14:14:00 -
[62]
So if I understand the rules correctly then I am able to create a totally fictitious story, and even with no proof it has a chance of winning?  ~ The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on. |

PsychoBones
Project Nemesis
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Posted - 2009.01.01 16:42:00 -
[63]
After a series of horrendous war decs, myself and a few others decided to try some can flipping in order to try and score a few kills. About 20 minutes in I discover a one month old character mining in a Vexor. I flip his can and he attacks me. I annihilate him in my Jaguar. A Raven then warps into the belt and convoes me. He says something to the affect of "nice job stealing, ***got", then immediately leaves the convo. The Raven approaches my can that I have flipped, but doesn't do anything, eventually warping out.
I move on to greener pastures, harrassing the macroes a few jumps over, to no avail. after about 20 minutes I decide to head back to the Vexor, to see if he has taken his ore back yet, since it was 20k m3, which must have taken ages to mine in a Vexor. I find the Vexor mining again in the same belt, but my can is still there, just the way I left it. The Raven pilot is now in a Badger II. I can flip them again, and he can't alt tab fast enough to take the ore into his Badger before I take it. Eventually they both warp out in the direction of a station. I troll around the system a few more minutes, then notice a Vexor and Badger II in a different belt. I flip them again but to no avail. It is decided that we want the Raven kill, and drastic measures are taken.
My corpmate Batosii warps in in his Ishkur and tackles me, and puts 2 Hobgoblin IIs on me, just enough to allow me to take some visible shield damage. He then convoes the Vexor pilot saying that he just needs a little more damage to break my tank. Batosii convinces him that he has ECM fitted so he can guarantee I won't be able to shoot him. After a few minutes, the vexor takes the bait, and I slaughter him again. Batosii goes back to tackling me and acting as if he can't break my tank. At this point the Badger II warps out and comes back in his Raven. We go to work on him.
Batosii convoes him, trying to convince him that if he can find a way to gain aggro on me, He can easily destroy me in one or two volleys, while I will not be able to do any damage whatsoever to him. He doesn't reply for a few minutes. With about 3 minutes left on his aggression, the Vexor pilot comes back in his THIRD cruiser of the last hour. The results aren't any different this time.
In an effort to continue convincing the Raven he should try to kill me, I say in local "Well this sucks, I clearly can't get away from you, and you clearly can't break my tank, so now what?" I then direct my attention to the Raven pilot and say in local "Why don't you help him out, I just want to die so I can get out of here" I then drop a can right next to the Raven. Batosii is in convo with the Raven asking him to help.
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PsychoBones
Project Nemesis
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Posted - 2009.01.01 16:46:00 -
[64]
Edited by: PsychoBones on 01/01/2009 16:53:45 An hour passes (that's not a typo, an hour passes). The Raven has been sitting on my can and has had me locked the entire time, I've been orbiting the Raven, and Batosii has had my Jaguar tackled by his Ishkur with 2 Hobgoblin IIs on me the whole time. I am seriously concerned that my can might expire 
Eventually the Raven starts inquiring about my resists. After nearly 2 hours he still hasn't come to the realization that Batosii and I are in the same corp. He asks about my bounty. Batosii assures him that he can keep the entire bounty, he just wants to kill me because I've been ****ing him of for months (probably true). He launches drones, then sits there for another 10 minutes. I see my can vanish and I hold my breath. Nothing happens for a few seconds. Then the Raven starts flashing red. PRONS lets out a collective sigh of relief as we very lamely drop a Jaguar, Ishkur, Hawk and Drake on a one month old player. He melts like a unit of snowball, and epic lulz are had on comms. This is the most time and effort I've ever put into a BS kill.
Private Chat (Batosii) Private Chat (Screenie) Local Chat (Screenie) Local Chat (PsychoBones)
The kicker is that we found out afterwards it was actually his brothers Raven 
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Leilani Solaris
Gallente Atomic Battle Penguins The Darwin Award Foundation
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Posted - 2009.01.01 19:03:00 -
[65]
Originally by: PsychoBones
The kicker is that we found out afterwards it was actually his brothers Raven 
[ 2009.01.01 15:45:26 ] Naatan > but im on his account...boy is he gonna b ****ed lol
Petition him for account sharing.
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FU22
Project Nemesis
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Posted - 2009.01.02 02:16:00 -
[66]
Originally by: Leilani Solaris
Originally by: PsychoBones
The kicker is that we found out afterwards it was actually his brothers Raven 
[ 2009.01.01 15:45:26 ] Naatan > but im on his account...boy is he gonna b ****ed lol
Petition him for account sharing.
Ouch lol 
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PsychoBones
Project Nemesis
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Posted - 2009.01.02 07:23:00 -
[67]
Originally by: Leilani Solaris
Originally by: PsychoBones
The kicker is that we found out afterwards it was actually his brothers Raven 
[ 2009.01.01 15:45:26 ] Naatan > but im on his account...boy is he gonna b ****ed lol
Petition him for account sharing.
Forgot to mention it, but I already did.
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Ace Frehley
Minmatar The Movement Fifth Freedom
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Posted - 2009.01.03 03:27:00 -
[68]
I would happily log on IRC and talk dirty, but it fails :S
signature is not EVE related, please change. ~WeatherMan |

kublai
Art of War
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Posted - 2009.01.03 03:49:00 -
[69]
Originally by: Ace Frehley I would happily log on IRC and talk dirty, but it fails :S
We shall get it done tomorrow then.
Win 2B isk |

Inturist
Soviet Force Soviet Mercenary
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Posted - 2009.01.03 11:28:00 -
[70]
o/
2 bil isks , hm, sounds nice .
Does This count ? :)
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PsychoBones
Project Nemesis
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Posted - 2009.01.03 11:45:00 -
[71]
Originally by: Inturist o/
2 bil isks , hm, sounds nice .
Does This count ? :)
:)
Happened before this thread, so no
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claritalia
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Posted - 2009.01.03 23:06:00 -
[72]
I have never seen so many sadistic egomaniacs on one forum in all my years..just because someone wants to be a grinch for christmas u want to cause others pain..some of
the stories are utter bull****. I say this to all you guys out there trying to over compensate this game from having small genitalia or a utter crappy real life..If u
trully are trying to grieve someone to the point that u cause pain in there real life, I suggest u beaware of karma because it will return double time.. so when u lose ur
job or cant afford that gtc because u work at a bugerking, or your blow up doll all of a sudden pops..just think back to that one time you tried to hose someone over to
ruin there reality day. I would almost bet that fintroll or Kublai who think there internet spaceships gods lifes are utter crap...hmm i wander dont you ?
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Fintroll
Art of War
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Posted - 2009.01.03 23:15:00 -
[73]
You are trying to compensate for a poor grasp on the English language by putting a space between each of your lines and it is not
working and get out of my thread you stupid ***got before I find out who your friends are and
take
them
to
the
own
zone
.
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claritalia
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Posted - 2009.01.03 23:23:00 -
[74]
Im really scared now from ur oh so harsh words..bigman u going to own me in an internet spaceship game..but I'll leave because I have said my piece.one more thing grow the F*ck up m8te.
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NoMoreLies
Project Nemesis
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Posted - 2009.01.03 23:57:00 -
[75]
Originally by: claritalia I have never seen so many sadistic egomaniacs on one forum in all my years..just because someone wants to be a grinch for christmas u want to cause others pain..some of
the stories are utter bull****. I say this to all you guys out there trying to over compensate this game from having small genitalia or a utter crappy real life..If u
trully are trying to grieve someone to the point that u cause pain in there real life, I suggest u beaware of karma because it will return double time.. so when u lose ur
job or cant afford that gtc because u work at a bugerking, or your blow up doll all of a sudden pops..just think back to that one time you tried to hose someone over to
ruin there reality day. I would almost bet that fintroll or Kublai who think there internet spaceships gods lifes are utter crap...hmm i wander dont you ?
I grief noobs because I have a small pee pee IRL, and it makes me feel better about it. Is that so wrong? IS IT!?!?! __________________________
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Nexus Kinnon
Genos Occidere
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Posted - 2009.01.04 00:23:00 -
[76]
Originally by: claritalia cant afford that gtc because u work at a bugerking
Stop hatin' just cos I'm better at the game than you.
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Mike Huntswarm
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Posted - 2009.01.04 00:55:00 -
[77]
Who's won the fintroll?
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PsychoBones
Project Nemesis
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Posted - 2009.01.04 00:59:00 -
[78]
Originally by: NoMoreLies I grief noobs because I have a small pee pee IRL, and it makes me feel better about it.
Confirming that I have a hard time telling if he's in yet or not.
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D'ceet
Omega Fleet Enterprises Executive Outcomes
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Posted - 2009.01.05 03:04:00 -
[79]
bumping cus i wanna know who won, so i can get my 2bil
Originally by: Popperr
I resent the insinuation that we have intelligence, artificial or otherwise.
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Fintroll
Art of War
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Posted - 2009.01.05 12:20:00 -
[80]
Four days left until the contest ends.
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Miss Uylear
Caldari The Gentlemen of Low Moral Fibre
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Posted - 2009.01.05 13:41:00 -
[81]
Have some 'grief' I see no man like man see's me. |

Angie Bone
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Posted - 2009.01.06 18:10:00 -
[82]
Long story short:
So this guy in Jita, he wants me to build him a nyx, I say arright 18 bil 50% in advance, few days later comes back to me tell me sorry its not a nyx he wanted, its actually a wyvren, I tell him sure, they are just silghtly more expensive, 20 bil for one of these, and still 50% upon placing the build order.
he send me 10 bil Isk on the 30th
A few days later, I go back to him and tell him its his lucky day, that my alliance offers fitting packages to members with motherships, only 5 bil isk, that i even put a deposit of 2 bil isk for it , cuz they fly fast.
so he send me an extra 5 bil isk for the fitting.
Oh I also told him that the job will only start in a couple weeks cuz the capital assembly array is busy with one build job allready......unless somehow we can manage to get another one up there.
so he buys a 1.8 bil worth capital assembly array and contracts it to me.
what tops all, is that until the time I am posting here, he still does not know he is being scammed, so the whole eve community knows about it and he is still waiting for the build.
Chat logs are long so instead i am copy/paste few of the evemails he sent me and a a couple screenshots of the isk transfer and the capital assembly array contract.
EVE MAILS
2008.12.27 03:14 hey i was hoping to get a price and build time on the building of a Wyvern. what would I need to put down and how could this take place. thanks for u rtime.
JIM
2008.12.28 02:41 what would the fitting look like? who will get the initial 10 Billion?
2008.12.30 00:40 Hey i went ahead and made the down payment for the ship even though you arnt online. figure it will suprise you.please let me know that youve read this and confirm that all is good. Hope to god to talk to you soon.
JIM
2009.01.03 08:20 I have transfered the 5 Billion ISK for the Wyvern Mod set. Please send a message back to verify that you recieved it. Thanks again.
JIM
Wallet screenie
Contract Screenie
Now I want my reward 
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Lupin West
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Posted - 2009.01.06 18:15:00 -
[83]
I'd enter but why would I give away trade secrets?
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Fintroll
Art of War
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Posted - 2009.01.06 18:51:00 -
[84]
Originally by: Angie Bone Long story short:
blah blah blah
Now I want my reward 
Where's the grief? He doesn't even know he's being scammed. You are missing the point of this contest. I want to feel his pain.
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Tchell Dahhn
Suddenly Ninjas Tear Extraction And Reclamation Service
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Posted - 2009.01.06 19:07:00 -
[85]
To the Art Of War, I respectfully submit this thread to your contest.
As CEO of TEARS and Suddenly Ninjas, I'll give you the TL;DR version - we've claimed sovereignty over Dodixie, and have declared War on an admitted Industrial Alliance.
We've given them no terms of surrender, and have committed to the task of taking them apart, one Corporation at a time. We've already seen two of their Member Corps fall to our declaration by leaving their Alliance, and as you're undoubtedly aware, we're fighting the war here on the forums as well, with a significant amount of confusion and upset by various Members of their Alliance.
The beatings shall continue until morale improves.
Tchell Dahhn CEO, Tear Extraction And Reclamation Service CEO, Suddenly Ninjas

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Lady Aja
Caldari Ore Mongers
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Posted - 2009.01.07 19:41:00 -
[86]
Originally by: claritalia the stories are utter bull****. I say this to all you guys out there trying to over compensate this game from having small genitalia or a utter crappy real life..If u
Cry much?
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ikoban
Amarr Scarlet Scourge Society
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Posted - 2009.01.08 06:43:00 -
[87]
Originally by: Fintroll
Originally by: Angie Bone Long story short:
blah blah blah
Now I want my reward 
Where's the grief? He doesn't even know he's being scammed. You are missing the point of this contest. I want to feel his pain.
he didnt even scam with his main..
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ikoban
Amarr Scarlet Scourge Society
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Posted - 2009.01.08 06:46:00 -
[88]
Originally by: PsychoBones Edited by: PsychoBones on 01/01/2009 16:53:45 An hour passes (that's not a typo, an hour passes). The Raven has been sitting on my can and has had me locked the entire time, I've been orbiting the Raven, and Batosii has had my Jaguar tackled by his Ishkur with 2 Hobgoblin IIs on me the whole time. I am seriously concerned that my can might expire 
Eventually the Raven starts inquiring about my resists. After nearly 2 hours he still hasn't come to the realization that Batosii and I are in the same corp. He asks about my bounty. Batosii assures him that he can keep the entire bounty, he just wants to kill me because I've been ****ing him of for months (probably true). He launches drones, then sits there for another 10 minutes. I see my can vanish and I hold my breath. Nothing happens for a few seconds. Then the Raven starts flashing red. PRONS lets out a collective sigh of relief as we very lamely drop a Jaguar, Ishkur, Hawk and Drake on a one month old player. He melts like a unit of snowball, and epic lulz are had on comms. This is the most time and effort I've ever put into a BS kill.
Private Chat (Batosii) Private Chat (Screenie) Local Chat (Screenie) Local Chat (PsychoBones)
The kicker is that we found out afterwards it was actually his brothers Raven 
how do you **** off a one month old chr for months?
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ZMasterz
Caldari Pothouse Cartel IDLE EMPIRE
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Posted - 2009.01.09 16:56:00 -
[89]
Why is this beauty of a Thread on second page while some stupid Wyvern thing hovers on first ?
I griefed a lot of Gallente NPCs, but i guess that doesnŠt count :(
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ikoban
Amarr Scarlet Scourge Society
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Posted - 2009.01.10 00:09:00 -
[90]
who won? or was thins one huge griefing thread? :P
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Karrade Krise
Galatic P0RN Starz
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Posted - 2009.01.10 02:47:00 -
[91]
Commence Griefing! |

D'ceet
Omega Fleet Enterprises Executive Outcomes
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Posted - 2009.01.10 18:26:00 -
[92]
up up and back to page one... |

Fintroll
Art of War
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Posted - 2009.01.10 19:03:00 -
[93]
Sorry guys, forgot the contest had ended.
I win for making you ***gots think I'd give any of you 2B. Thanks for playing. |

Miss Uylear
Caldari The Gentlemen of Low Moral Fibre
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Posted - 2009.01.10 19:19:00 -
[94]
Originally by: Miss Uylear Nothing win worthy - but list of crimes.
keep scamming people with loans
Infiltrated Granger 101's lot and killed them.
more scams taking new people of all the ISK they have.
flip every can I see
Would the smack the hell out of this Garmon twerp if I ever saw him
Erm.. Don't like that fat bird in another post on here.
Generally not a nive person. In fact, stuff your two ****ing billion. Give it to some **** who needs it more than I do.
PoS game, F-off
Yeah tools, I damn well knew it was bogus crap. |

kublai
Art of War
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Posted - 2009.01.10 19:20:00 -
[95]
Bogus or not, I don't see anything worth a prize in here, dissapointed frankly. |

Tchell Dahhn
Suddenly Ninjas Tear Extraction And Reclamation Service
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Posted - 2009.01.10 19:25:00 -
[96]
Originally by: Fintroll I win for making you ***gots think I'd give any of you 2B. Thanks for playing.
LOL. How did I not see this coming?

Originally by: kublai Bogus or not, I don't see anything worth a prize in here, dissapointed frankly.
I don't think people were giving it their all, but some of us put some effort into it. Hell, we're taking over an entire System. That's pretty damn impressive. (Heh - our WT's even called R.E.P.O. on us. Show's me someone's feeling griefed.)

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Fintroll
Art of War
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Posted - 2009.01.10 19:48:00 -
[97]
Good grief is its own reward. |

Tchell Dahhn
Suddenly Ninjas Tear Extraction And Reclamation Service
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Posted - 2009.01.10 20:00:00 -
[98]
Originally by: Fintroll Good grief is its own reward.
QFT.

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Kobrakilla
Caldari Eternal Perseverance
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Posted - 2009.01.11 22:21:00 -
[99]
Edited by: Kobrakilla on 11/01/2009 22:22:33 It was pretty much empty but you know he is crying right now
2009.01.11 21:44:00
Victim: ****** Corp: ****** Alliance: NONE Faction: NONE Destroyed: Ark System: Egghelende Security: 0.4 Damage Taken: 252569
Involved parties:
Name: Tallfellar Security: -9.8 Corp: Amistad Annihilate Alliance: Brutally Organized Ruthless Gangsters Faction: NONE Ship: Hyperion Weapon: Ogre II Damage Done: 107707
Name: Kobrakilla (laid the final blow) Security: -10.0 Corp: Eternal Perseverance Alliance: NONE Faction: NONE Ship: Maelstrom Weapon: 800mm Repeating Artillery II Damage Done: 79080
Name: tanium Security: -10.0 Corp: Eternal Perseverance Alliance: NONE Faction: NONE Ship: Megathron Weapon: Bouncer I Damage Done: 65782
Name: Cesmirani Security: -10.0 Corp: Eternal Perseverance Alliance: NONE Faction: NONE Ship: Huginn Weapon: Warp Disruptor II Damage Done: 0
Destroyed items:
Liquid Ozone, Qty: 33172 (Cargo)
Dropped items:
Helium Isotopes, Qty: 56896 (Cargo)
Quote: Good grief is its own reward.
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