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Chooch Chooch
Chooch Inc.
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Posted - 2009.01.14 17:01:00 -
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Since I have been playing for over a year I have met a few strange cats in this game.
From the ex ceo who claims to be a grown man yet go's gaga over Miley Cyrus. To the soul searching necrophiliac who's sudden cries of SOOOOUUUUUULLLLLSSS And BRAAAAAAAIIIIINNNNNSSSSS echo through the vent server.
I was just wondering who were some of the strangest people you have run into out in space, and what makes them so nuts. |

Sheriff Jones
Amarr Clinical Experiment
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Posted - 2009.01.14 17:04:00 -
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Had a long and very disturbing talk with a member of my corp today... |

Sgt Napalm
Synergy Evolved Strength in Numbers.
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Posted - 2009.01.14 17:05:00 -
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jorrel1  |

Gneeznow
Minmatar Cruoris Seraphim
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Posted - 2009.01.14 17:05:00 -
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old Fc grew up in an igloo in northern finland and eats penguin sandwiches |

Dirk Magnum
Royal Hiigaran Navy
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Posted - 2009.01.14 17:24:00 -
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Edited by: Dirk Magnum on 14/01/2009 17:24:50
Originally by: Chooch Chooch grown man yet go's gaga over Miley Cyrus
Just FYI this is par for course for Eve players 
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Dickens Cider
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Posted - 2009.01.14 17:28:00 -
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Anyone who uses the term 'cat' or 'jive turkey' to refer to a person
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Concorduck
Gallente
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Posted - 2009.01.14 17:28:00 -
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a player (whose name won't be disclosed, don't worry mike) that had sex while playing gang leader and suddenly screams out loud in TS, calling primaries with strange noises in the background.
we lost all the ships, offcourse. having sex during FC'ing won't improve your leadership capabilities -----------------------------------------
Originally by: Crumplecorn Contact the CSM about it, voting themselves into disbandment wouldn't be pushing the boundaries of absurdity for them.
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Fyrewyre
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Posted - 2009.01.14 17:31:00 -
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Originally by: Concorduck a player (whose name won't be disclosed, don't worry mike) that had sex while playing gang leader and suddenly screams out loud in TS, calling primaries with strange noises in the background.
we lost all the ships, offcourse. having sex during FC'ing won't improve your leadership capabilities
Dont think I can top that tbqfh.
A few people i've flown with have been pretty cool.
One was the logistics guy in an old corp DJing a set for my G/F birthday bash. -------------------------------------------
"Never let anyone stop you having fun"
Mad Snoz, leeds |

EnslaverOfMinmatar
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Posted - 2009.01.14 17:39:00 -
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a lolcat, it had a strange caption |

soldieroffortune 258
Gallente Horsemen of Apocalypse
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Posted - 2009.01.14 17:41:00 -
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was going through some amarrian system, said hello to a local guy passing through, all of a sudden:
LONG LIVE AMARR, SLAUGHTER THE SLAVE SCUM!
then he left
ok . . . . . . |

Kitty McKitty
Gallente The Kitty Kitty Corporation
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Posted - 2009.01.14 17:44:00 -
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me(ow) 
If you came across my name in game you would remember. |

DubanFP
Caldari Caldari Provisions
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Posted - 2009.01.14 17:59:00 -
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Edited by: DubanFP on 14/01/2009 18:00:19
I had someone come out of the closet in the middle of corp chat one day. Seeing as I was the senior member of Four Rings online at the time and most people took what he said as a joke "and made fun of it as such". Disturbingly enough he even started going into details with me that I didn't really want to know. I didn't want to tell him to stop and that it was rather disgusting to me either since he was extremely upset and confused. Needless to say it was one crazy day. _______________
"It's not about the look of your ship or the size of your guns. It's about how much **** you can @#$# up with it" |

Lochmar Fiendhiem
Caldari Quicksilver Industries and Painful Effects Inc.
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Posted - 2009.01.14 18:32:00 -
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not eve related, was from battlefield 2142 days.
We were playing a random game, all of us in the squad knew each other and the one female with us (yes an actual female who isn't an ugo) started asking us about anal sex. So as we were trying to sneak behind the enemies main base, she asks this and we all lost it with laughter and such. Then we all got exploded (in game). |

No Homo
Gallente THE INTERNET.
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Posted - 2009.01.14 18:35:00 -
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Originally by: Lochmar Fiendhiem not eve related, was from battlefield 2142 days.
We were playing a random game, all of us in the squad knew each other and the one female with us (yes an actual female who isn't an ugo) started asking us about anal sex. So as we were trying to sneak behind the enemies main base, she asks this and we all lost it with laughter and such. Then we all exploded (in pants).
ftfy |

xXThunder StruckXx
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Posted - 2009.01.14 18:39:00 -
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I met a wierd and wonderful guy in Balle last night. Paid me 60 mill isk and gave me a shopping list to buy and fetch back from just 2 jumps away in Dodixie. I purchased the lot for under 4 mill and pocketed the change .
Needless to say, I won't be divulging his name , I will be scanning local to see if he requires more shopping  |

Liberator 1
Gallente Remnants of the Flame
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Posted - 2009.01.14 18:53:00 -
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French guy warps into a tricky level three mission I'm doing, says would you like a hand, pwns all the baddies then KTHXBYE.
Who was that crazy spaceman anyway ? ------------------------------------------- ôIf you are in a spaceship that is traveling at the speed of light, and you turn on the headlights, does anything happen?ö ------------------------- |

Khlitouris RegusII
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Posted - 2009.01.14 18:54:00 -
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strangest cat i met in eve was my corpmates who would occasionally walk across his keyboard leaving cryptic cat messages. that is the only cat ive met in eve though i dont think they are that common.
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Catscratcher
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Posted - 2009.01.14 19:01:00 -
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Originally by: Chooch Chooch Since I have been playing for over a year I have met a few strange cats in this game.
From the ex ceo who claims to be a grown man yet go's gaga over Miley Cyrus. To the soul searching necrophiliac who's sudden cries of SOOOOUUUUUULLLLLSSS And BRAAAAAAAIIIIINNNNNSSSSS echo through the vent server.
I was just wondering who were some of the strangest people you have run into out in space, and what makes them so nuts.
Dunno what you're talking about? |

Pichonsita
Caldari FILTHY MINKY CORP
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Posted - 2009.01.14 19:12:00 -
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i was minnig peacefully once, and an osprey apears near me (i wasnt minning whit a can) and he starts to bump me whit little force. I said in local to stop it, and suddenly he stops.. 5 sec laters he target me shoot me, he got concord, and he saids in local "ha i got u" and then he warp away
i never laugh so much in my life
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Zeba
Minmatar Pator Tech School
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Posted - 2009.01.14 19:21:00 -
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Originally by: Liberator 1 French guy warps into a tricky level three mission I'm doing, says would you like a hand, pwns all the baddies then KTHXBYE.
Who was that crazy spaceman anyway ?
lol! Might have been my combat alt as I sometimes just for fun scan down missions and take a nightmare or navpoc into them and start shooting all the npc ships. Tends to get mixed reactions though as I am taking away some of the bounties but the majority are like 'ohhh a faction ship r helping me '. For the ones that get annoyed I usually steal something in the last room hoping for some aggro but alas moast players are too smart to take the bait or pop a shot at me as they enter warp. 
inappropriate signature. ~WeatherMan |

Par'Gellen
Gallente
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Posted - 2009.01.14 19:23:00 -
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I once met a corp thief named Nuchols that cleaned out one of our corp hangars (it was all newb junk) and then proceeded to brag at us how smart he was and how he'd ripped us off and was 1337 etc. etc. He told us how many minerals our Junkyard hangar produced after he refinded it all (a staggering amount) and then proceeded to trade them all back to one of our directors. After trading the mins back to us he started screaming about petitioning to get the minerals back (*boggle*).
As we waited outside the station trading looks of confusion he decided to undock at which point we happily blew him to bits.
Rather strange cat me thinks... ---
To err is human. But it shouldn't be the company motto...
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Neil armstrong
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Posted - 2009.01.14 19:47:00 -
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Originally by: Liberator 1 French guy warps into a tricky level three mission I'm doing, says would you like a hand, pwns all the baddies then KTHXBYE.
Who was that crazy spaceman anyway ?
iv done that loads of times
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Gunnanmon
Gallente UNITED STAR SYNDICATE
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Posted - 2009.01.14 19:58:00 -
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That Cheshire one was pretty strange. It's the teeth. The Ghost-training vote thread |

Bish Ounen
Gallente Best Path Inc. Ethereal Dawn
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Posted - 2009.01.14 20:01:00 -
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Originally by: Lochmar Fiendhiem not eve related, was from battlefield 2142 days.
We were playing a random game, all of us in the squad knew each other and the one female with us (yes an actual female who isn't an ugo) started asking us about anal sex. So as we were trying to sneak behind the enemies main base, she asks this and we all lost it with laughter and such. Then we all got exploded (in game).
I just want to know what she wanted to know about anal sex and what advice you gave her.
 Tactical Logistics using the last T1 Frigate hull!
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statanspawn
Minmatar 181st Legion Malcula Templum
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Posted - 2009.01.14 20:07:00 -
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If you think that was strange, you should see my bush...
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Mynxee
Hellcats The Bastards.
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Posted - 2009.01.14 20:14:00 -
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Edited by: Mynxee on 14/01/2009 20:21:42
Originally by: Kitty McKitty me(ow)
No, ME(OW)!!! Sorry, Kitty, hadta do it.
Hmmm....was it:
- The guy who convoed me out of the blue to see if I wanted to engage in some ongoing "adult roleplaying"?
- The male corpmate who called my house to see if I was okay when I hadn't logged in for a couple of days, failing to realize it would cause no end of (non-gamer, EVE-hating) husband aggro for a few days?
- The extremely talented EVE pal who phoned from another country to sing Merry Christmas to me?
- A certain former Muffin Factory CEO's over-the-top tirades on Vent, leaving us all to wonder where the hell THAT came from?
- The in-process transgender corpmate who rather sweetly and trustingly shared eye-poppingly (even for me!) intimate details of her life from the first day I met her in-game?
- The ISK-farming "noob" I tried to recruit who declined but later sent me 100M ISK just on a whim?
- Every third guy I've met in game for whom I somehow become a relationship therapist? (I really should start charging for my advice.)
Hell if I know. There are a lot of crazy cats and interestingly off-center people in EVE. Part of why it's so much fun.
Life in Low Sec | Hellcats |

Dickens Cider
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Posted - 2009.01.14 20:31:00 -
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Originally by: Mynxee Edited by: Mynxee on 14/01/2009 20:21:42
Originally by: Kitty McKitty me(ow)
No, ME(OW)!!! Sorry, Kitty, hadta do it.
Hmmm....was it:
The male corpmate who called my house to see if I was okay when I hadn't logged in for a couple of days, failing to realize it would cause no end of (non-gamer, EVE-hating) husband aggro for a few days? The extremely talented EVE pal who phoned from another country to sing Merry Christmas to me?
You actually give home phone numbers out with the possibility of 'aggro' when some basement-dweller calls you?

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Roy Batty68
Caldari Immortal Dead
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Posted - 2009.01.14 20:39:00 -
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Originally by: Gunnanmon That Cheshire one was pretty strange. It's the teeth.
[img_CheshireIshtarFace]
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Istvaan Shogaatsu
Caldari Guiding Hand Social Club
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Posted - 2009.01.14 21:04:00 -
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Every person who has ever threatened to find out where I live and slit my throat or set my house on fire or kill my family since I started playing Eve. There's been about a dozen. The best ones happened around the time of our old heist back in 2005 - some guy actually found my phone number. |

Wideen
Warped Mining Strip Mining Club
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Posted - 2009.01.14 21:12:00 -
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Originally by: Gneeznow old Fc grew up in an igloo in northern finland and eats penguin sandwiches
neither igloo's nor penguins exist in Finland, maybe he ate some shrooms which would explain this fallacy? |
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