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Syreia Morasia
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Posted - 2009.01.21 13:03:00 -
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Look, I'm not looking forward to the Jove invasion of New Eden. I think they're a great part of the back story. I'm not hailing them as the greatest thing since sliced bread.
That being said, there are many hints in various threads that the Jove are coming in M10. I'm not going to direct you to all the treads, thats just too much work, not to mention cross posting is a no no.
Look for Dev posts about the M10 expansion, and the meaning of the expansions title in said posts. Where they post, there is a lot of inuendo of the Jove making an appearance.
This could also be used to be a 'server reset' to an extent. If they introduce Jove, no one has a Jove character so everyone is at square one. The best Jove pilots could be born on M10, and have a good chance at besting 6 year old characters.
For your consideration :) |

Mal'ol Soddo
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Posted - 2009.01.21 13:05:00 -
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-1/10 for trolling efficiency. |

Nova Fox
Gallente Novafox Shipyards
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Posted - 2009.01.21 13:07:00 -
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Im more worried about the terrans invading than the jovains, I doubt the joves have anything in thier arsenel capable of wipeing out an entire capitol fleet including a titan fired from a battleship in a single shot. Then toss in 10,000 years to perfect that weapon. Hell they could have it on thier frigates by the time they invade us. |

5pinDizzy
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Posted - 2009.01.21 13:15:00 -
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I'm with Nova fox. All the Jovians are is the most advanced of the lost colonies from Earth.
If the terrans come to stake their sovereignty over new eden... 
They'll probably only need to send one guy with a jetpack, he'll probably deflect all attacks with his mind powers, then crush the enemy ships ...with his mind powers.  |

Syreia Morasia
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Posted - 2009.01.21 13:18:00 -
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/me starts handing out tin-foil hats ;) |

Lord Windu
Echelon Holdings Echelon.
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Posted - 2009.01.21 13:19:00 -
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I was abducted by a Jove ship once, they probed my bum  |

5pinDizzy
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Posted - 2009.01.21 13:24:00 -
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Edited by: 5pinDizzy on 21/01/2009 13:24:15 Sorry, I dont know how this post replied to this thread. |

Poreuomai
Minmatar Mirkur Draug'Tyr Ushra'Khan
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Posted - 2009.01.21 13:34:00 -
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Originally by: Syreia Morasia That being said, there are many hints in various threads that the Jove are coming in M10. I'm not going to direct you to all the treads, thats just too much work
Link or it didn't happen. 
Let My People Go |

ry ry
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Posted - 2009.01.21 13:37:00 -
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Originally by: Lord Windu I was abducted by a Jove ship once, they probed my bum 
nah, that was me.
sorry.
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Ranik Sandaris
Caldari The Centurions Eternus Imperium Alliance
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Posted - 2009.01.21 13:38:00 -
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Originally by: 5pinDizzy I'm with Nova fox. All the Jovians are is the most advanced of the lost colonies from Earth.
If the terrans come to stake their sovereignty over new eden... 
They'll probably only need to send one guy with a jetpack, he'll probably deflect all attacks with his mind powers, then crush the enemy ships ...with his mind powers. 
This |

Armoured C
Gallente Federation of Freedom Fighters Executive Outcomes
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Posted - 2009.01.21 13:56:00 -
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even if the jove make a appearence ( since it is them that making the tech invisable for these hundreds of years) they wont be playable characters and there will be no server reset. they might pop up on the eve trailer that it. you wont see them ingame or anything they might appear in a trailer.
the end
sorry to burst your bubble or something
if you want speculation the north star was the start of the M10 expansion according to EON
click here for the EvELife blog |

Ocih
Amarr
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Posted - 2009.01.21 14:25:00 -
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The Amarr Empire is built on lies!
They found a Jovian artifact on Sarum Prime and reverse engineered it, creating all things New Eden from lazors to jump gates!
Now the Jovians are here for 'restitution' on thier copyright.
I totally pulled that out of my ass but it's possible.. |

Ralitge boyter
Minmatar
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Posted - 2009.01.21 14:59:00 -
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Jove are not comming to New Eden, they have no business with us. The last Jove ship I saw was a long long time ago and it didn't really show any intrest in any thing else then what ever it's business was.
If the Jove come to New Eden they will simply do their thing and not bother with us, if we bother them they will shoot and we will die but other then that. Nothing will happen...
As for your server reset idea CCP would loose way to many customers if they ever did that. So please don't even bother with that idea it is never going to happen. ------------------------------------------- Should you disagree with me, well I guess that is because I disagree with you. If you have a problem with that please feel free not to tell me. |

the Entity
testicular Fortitude Sherwood Forest
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Posted - 2009.01.21 15:17:00 -
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im willing to bet that the jove have actually fried thier minds so much that thier technological advances stopped awhile ago- they know new eden is superior,and thats why they stay away.
Originally by: Acama Asante so clearly this thread is my punishment but what was my crime I wonder
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Khemul Zula
Amarr Keisen Trade League
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Posted - 2009.01.21 15:44:00 -
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Originally by: Syreia Morasia That being said, there are many hints in various threads that the Jove are coming in M10. I'm not going to direct you to all the treads, thats just too much work, not to mention cross posting is a no no.
Best thread ever.
Funny how all conspiracies work this way. People so obsessed with convincing other people of crazy ideas, that they can't be bothered to actually try and convince other people of crazy ideas. 
I'm still going with my theory that wormholes do in fact lead to Jove space, but we'll find out they all died somehow. That way CCP finally kills two rather annoying birds. The "when will we get to be Jove" bird and the "why can't we go to Jove space" bird.
------ I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it. |

Sol'Kanar
Minmatar SRIUS BISNIS
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Posted - 2009.01.21 15:49:00 -
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Originally by: Lord Windu I was abducted by a Jove ship once, they probed my bum 
I can see how a couple of rufies and my.. proboscis can be confused for a Jovian probe.
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Maria Kalista
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Posted - 2009.01.21 15:55:00 -
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Originally by: Khemul Zula
I'm still going with my theory that wormholes do in fact lead to Jove space, but we'll find out they all died somehow. That way CCP finally kills two rather annoying birds. The "when will we get to be Jove" bird and the "why can't we go to Jove space" bird.
Your theories are really depressing me, you know that? 
CCP WOULD NEVER DO THAT!!
Would be like butchering the chicken with the golden eggs.
Originally by: AkRoYeR
...the beauty of EvE. You have to live on the edge all the time. If you don't stay frosty, you will die!
Best game ever!
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Gabriel Karade
Gallente Celtic Anarchy Force Of Evil
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Posted - 2009.01.21 16:01:00 -
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Originally by: Nova Fox Im more worried about the terrans invading than the jovains, I doubt the joves have anything in thier arsenel capable of wipeing out an entire capitol fleet including a titan fired from a battleship in a single shot. Then toss in 10,000 years to perfect that weapon. Hell they could have it on thier frigates by the time they invade us.
As long New Eden figures out how to make their shields not go from 'suck' to 'blow' it's all good.... |

Donna Heywood
Amarr Guiding Hand Social Club Otherworld Empire Productions
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Posted - 2009.01.21 19:26:00 -
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Originally by: Gabriel Karade
Originally by: Nova Fox Im more worried about the terrans invading than the jovains, I doubt the joves have anything in thier arsenel capable of wipeing out an entire capitol fleet including a titan fired from a battleship in a single shot. Then toss in 10,000 years to perfect that weapon. Hell they could have it on thier frigates by the time they invade us.
As long New Eden figures out how to make their shields not go from 'suck' to 'blow' it's all good....
hehe good one Gabe :)
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Tres Farmer
Gallente Federation Intelligence Service
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Posted - 2009.01.21 19:33:00 -
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Originally by: Khemul Zula I'm still going with my theory that wormholes do in fact lead to Jove space, but we'll find out they all died somehow. That way CCP finally kills two rather annoying birds. The "when will we get to be Jove" bird and the "why can't we go to Jove space" bird.
wouldn't bet on the 'wormholes lead to jove-space' part.. why?
Some ally could stake a claim there and get control over t3 supplies.. Wouldn't make sense, as of late ccp tries to avoid 'natural monopolies'.
Forge '07 on Sale
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Major Deviant
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Posted - 2009.01.21 20:42:00 -
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Well, CCP always ties new things introduced to the game with some story of shorts. Will the they tie the introduction of T3 ships to Jovians? Is it a reason for them to take a more active part in new eden? I seriously doubt it as I would expect a much more gripping story if Jovians are ever introduced and not just because of some new piece of hardware.
Wormholes? I can't get my head around to make the link. Will the Jovians share some kind of technology to make them explorable? Plausible, but not reason enough to make them playable. |

Ocih
Amarr
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Posted - 2009.01.21 20:47:00 -
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The Jove are the Druids of the Universe.
They will come.
They will destroy us in our sleep.
They will restore balance to the for... the Universe.
The Jove leader has a name.
It's Milla. She is Chuck Norris with boobies. |

Kyra Felann
Gallente Noctis Fleet Technologies
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Posted - 2009.01.21 21:06:00 -
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I think you're imagining the hints. The meaning of the title is "things that are hidden" or something similar, not "OMGJOVEOMG". I would say things on the other side of wormholes are hidden, wouldn't you?
I like how you don't back up your position at all, just making vague allusions to other posts. You're the one making hints and innuendo about what you believe to be hints and innuendo.
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Ocih
Amarr
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Posted - 2009.01.21 21:09:00 -
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Originally by: Kyra Felann I think you're imagining the hints. The meaning of the title is "things that are hidden" or something similar, not "OMGJOVEOMG". I would say things on the other side of wormholes are hidden, wouldn't you?
I like how you don't back up your position at all, just making vague allusions to other posts. You're the one making hints and innuendo about what you believe to be hints and innuendo.
Is that a hint? |

Seishomaru
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Posted - 2009.01.21 21:14:00 -
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The last page of the empyrean age novel indicates otherwise. Seems something ELSE is comming, something that can kill a jovian battleship? Terrans? Maybe a bit too much since the weapon the empress used to wipe the elders fleet was an ANCIENT terran weapon.
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Polinus
Caldari State War Academy
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Posted - 2009.01.21 21:15:00 -
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Originally by: Major Deviant Well, CCP always ties new things introduced to the game with some story of shorts. Will the they tie the introduction of T3 ships to Jovians? Is it a reason for them to take a more active part in new eden? I seriously doubt it as I would expect a much more gripping story if Jovians are ever introduced and not just because of some new piece of hardware.
Wormholes? I can't get my head around to make the link. Will the Jovians share some kind of technology to make them explorable? Plausible, but not reason enough to make them playable.
the jovians have the technology to jump ships without gates or anythign else (not even cyno field) at destination. Was stated in one of the old novels.
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Ocih
Amarr
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Posted - 2009.01.21 21:20:00 -
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Originally by: Seishomaru The last page of the empyrean age novel indicates otherwise. Seems something ELSE is comming, something that can kill a jovian battleship? Terrans? Maybe a bit too much since the weapon the empress used to wipe the elders fleet was an ANCIENT terran weapon.
I figured it out!! I know what's coming!!!
That pocket of space up wher you see Tanis Sov? It will be unlocked. They use the weapon to end all weapons.
.... ......
The NERF BAT |

AdmiralDovolski
Gallente N.A.S.A. Skunk-Works
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Posted - 2009.01.21 22:20:00 -
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Originally by: Ocih
Originally by: Seishomaru The last page of the empyrean age novel indicates otherwise. Seems something ELSE is comming, something that can kill a jovian battleship? Terrans? Maybe a bit too much since the weapon the empress used to wipe the elders fleet was an ANCIENT terran weapon.
I figured it out!! I know what's coming!!!
That pocket of space up wher you see Tanis Sov? It will be unlocked. They use the weapon to end all weapons.
.... ......
The NERF BAT
FALL BACK!! OUR NANO-HACS CANT WITHSTAND FIREPOWER OF THAT MAGNITUDE!!! /Ackbar off
then the hacs was nerfed.
the end
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Nova Fox
Gallente Novafox Shipyards
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Posted - 2009.01.21 22:26:00 -
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Nerf bat is an actual dev weapon, can probably one shot a titan. =============
Pre Order your Sisters of Eve ship today |

Lt Shard
Shoot To Thrill Un-Natural Selection
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Posted - 2009.01.21 23:59:00 -
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Edited by: Lt Shard on 21/01/2009 23:59:13
Originally by: Nova Fox Nerf bat is an actual dev weapon, can probably one shot a titan.
1000 base dmg of all types. 
@ op
No not Jove please keep those uglys in there space, its all about abandoned Terran tech. *Cough* amarr battleship superwep *cough* |

Polinus
Caldari State War Academy
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Posted - 2009.01.22 00:09:00 -
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Originally by: Lt Shard Edited by: Lt Shard on 21/01/2009 23:59:13
Originally by: Nova Fox Nerf bat is an actual dev weapon, can probably one shot a titan.
1000 base dmg of all types. 
@ op
No not Jove please keep those uglys in there space, its all about abandoned Terran tech. *Cough* amarr battleship superwep *cough*
problem.. terrans >>>>>>>>>>> jovians>>>ammar>>butterfiles
So really introduce terran stuff woudl *#!@#&!@ everything. THey are more like at T30 than T3
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Culmen
Caldari Blood Phage Syndicate R.E.P.O.
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Posted - 2009.01.22 00:13:00 -
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Originally by: Polinus
So really introduce terran stuff woudl *#!@#&!@ everything. THey are more like at T30 than T3
No they are more like T20, and create items out of nothing! and further more why do i even need a sig? |

Polinus
Caldari State War Academy
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Posted - 2009.01.22 00:30:00 -
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Originally by: Culmen
Originally by: Polinus
So really introduce terran stuff woudl *#!@#&!@ everything. THey are more like at T30 than T3
No they are more like T20, and create items out of nothing!
Ok granted you won this one, not subtle but perfect timming. |

Zeba
Minmatar Pator Tech School
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Posted - 2009.01.22 00:31:00 -
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Originally by: Lt Shard No Jove please keep those uglys in there space,
The thing is sometime in the future all pod pilots will look like the Jove. If you think about it the Jove gave us pod technology and thier entier race uses it. Hmmm seems kinda an odd thing to just 'give' the lessser races as immortality is a rather powerful thing and could be used to eventually overthrow the Jove. Unless, there is a catch. Joves have this horrible wasting disease that is slowly killing off thier race and they have yet to find a cure for it. Pod tech is basically transmitting your consciense at death to a new clone copy. Now what if even with all the vaunted Jove tech its not an entirely 100% perfect process and over decades or even centurys of 'rebirth' all the .001% mistakes in the cloning process build up and give you what we call the Jove disease. So humanity without pod tech would be unwilling to help out the Jove with finding a cure but if humanity is in the same boat as the Jove then all of a sudden the nearly infinite scientific resorces the four races have can all be brought to bear on the problem and then the Jove can just steal it from us with their superior information gathering tech.
Bloody Jove.  |

Cpt Toxic
Freelancers Inc. United Manufacturing and Technology Alliance
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Posted - 2009.01.22 02:31:00 -
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Originally by: Lt Shard Edited by: Lt Shard on 21/01/2009 23:59:13
Originally by: Nova Fox Nerf bat is an actual dev weapon, can probably one shot a titan.
1000 base dmg of all types. 
@ op
No not Jove please keep those uglys in there space, its all about abandoned Terran tech. *Cough* amarr battleship superwep *cough*
Just think... one jove character would fill the local chat, with its huge head :)
Ontopic: they already gave us the jove shuttles, didn't they? maybe this is the next step.. |

AlpiNeStaRs
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Posted - 2009.01.22 04:30:00 -
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Originally by: Ocih The Amarr Empire is built on lies!
They found a Jovian artifact on Sarum Prime and reverse engineered it, creating all things New Eden from lazors to jump gates!
Now the Jovians are here for 'restitution' on thier copyright.
I totally pulled that out of my ass but it's possible..
Jovians are the new RIAA.
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Element 22
Gallente
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Posted - 2009.01.22 04:44:00 -
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Right, how hard is it to read the new stories they posted? The ammarrian fleet didn't destroy the Matar one, there was a local rupturing of space time that caused most of the atomic bonds to loosen with force of, well, atomic bombs. Odds are either the thing the emperess dug up was a way to protect areas of space from the random destabilization and she's going to "give it away" to the other empires in the name of goodwill, apple pie and moms m*ff...*cough*, I mean, um, what's more down home american then fruedian incest?
...NVM, back on target, she will give it away. She's ammassing politcal goodwill for...something. I'm thinking that she's getting ready to do some Black Ops and needs the peoples opinion of her to be "But she would never do that, look at what she's done!" And given her track record it doesn't matter if the proof leaks out, all she has to do is wait for the people to develop the cognative dissonnece needed to dismiss it outright.
<-- Look ma! I'm a PROPHET!  Signatures are annoying...kinda like me. |

Jove X
Immortalis Inc. Shadow Cartel
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Posted - 2009.01.22 04:58:00 -
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Coming? Coming?
Jove X has always been here!
Oh! Not Jove X? Jove!
Ok, sorry about this misunderstanding.
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NSSQUAD
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Posted - 2009.01.22 05:09:00 -
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id be ****ed if joves got made. they are so much more overpowered.
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Rondo Gunn
Caldari Perkone
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Posted - 2009.01.22 05:45:00 -
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So what will happen is...
*super awesome super advanced Terran fleet enters through wormholes and communicates to New Eden : "All you base are belong to us!"
*People of New Eden scratch their heads in confusion over the meaning of the seemingly cryptic message*
*super awesome super advanced Terran fleet sends a second message : "Sorry, it's an old joke. I guess you had to be there."
And then, of course, the benny hill antics begin.
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