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Atari Sakura Minmatar INTERNET HARBLRAGE	Posted - 2009.01.23 18:20:00 - [1] I saw a thread like this a while ago, and thought it was a good time to start a new one. Basically, you post a EvE pick up line, the cheesier, the better. I'll go first: "Hey babe are you into structure, 'cause you're on fire." --- This forum is problematic. Desu Sigs
Spaztick Canadian Imperial Armaments Veritas Immortalis	Posted - 2009.01.23 18:22:00 - [2] "Hey, are you an Arazu pilot? Because you make me damp." After all, everyone needs some type of spacer in their sigs to show it's not part of the post.
Elora Danzik Caldari Ward-Tech Industries	Posted - 2009.01.23 18:26:00 - [3] Good idea. "hey babe how'd you like to move up to Tech II precision?" "Wanna come back to my place and play scram?" "Got Skill?" just a few bad one. BTW NIIICE Sig.
Roy Batty68 Caldari Immortal Dead	Posted - 2009.01.23 18:44:00 - [4] Well hello there, gorgeous. Clone here often?
Gone'Postal Aztec Industry	Posted - 2009.01.23 18:46:00 - [5] Don't worry hunny, With your transversal I might as well be shooting blanks.
goodby4u Valor Inc.	Posted - 2009.01.23 18:47:00 - [6] Hey babe, would you mind accepting my docking request?
Atari Sakura Minmatar INTERNET HARBLRAGE	Posted - 2009.01.23 19:00:00 - [7] Originally by: Gone'Postal Don't worry hunny, With your transversal I might as well be shooting blanks. I lol'd So far there have been lots of good ones, keep 'em coming fellows. I'm trying to come up with good responses to some of them, so far the best one I can think of is "The station denies your request to dock, due to recent acts of stupidity" --- This forum is problematic. Desu Sigs
Cmdr Sy Appetite 4 Destruction The Firm.	Posted - 2009.01.23 19:04:00 - [8] Originally by: Atari Sakura I'm trying to come up with good responses to some of them, so far the best one I can think of is "The station denies your request to dock, due to recent acts of stupidity" (Turning back to friends) Cancel painters, disengage, DISENGAGE!
TraininVain	Posted - 2009.01.23 19:19:00 - [9] Can I have your stuff?, apparently.
David Kang	Posted - 2009.01.23 19:56:00 - [10] Edited by: David Kang on 23/01/2009 19:58:42 Edited by: David Kang on 23/01/2009 19:56:21 If I be your Minmatar would you be my Amarr? Space is such a vast void around us, how about I get to know the space in you! SoonÖ *********************** god I suck at these
Larg Kellein Caldari Agony Unleashed Agony Empire	Posted - 2009.01.23 19:58:00 - [11] Have you seen my Thorax? ... Would you like to?
ceaon Gallente Porandor	Posted - 2009.01.23 19:58:00 - [12] Originally by: David Kang Edited by: David Kang on 23/01/2009 19:56:21 If I be your Minmatar would you be my Amarr? Space is such a vast void around us, how about I get to know the space in you! *********************** god I suck at these here some haaalp Please visit your user settings to re-enable images.
David Kang	Posted - 2009.01.23 20:00:00 - [13] Edited by: David Kang on 23/01/2009 20:02:59 Originally by: ceaon Originally by: David Kang Edited by: David Kang on 23/01/2009 19:56:21 If I be your Minmatar would you be my Amarr? Space is such a vast void around us, how about I get to know the space in you! ********************* god I suck at these here some haaalp Please visit your user settings to re-enable images. That`s like mini me banging a hambeast Another one.... If the pubes around my ** are my personal bonsai tree, would you help me make a master piece?
Surfin's PlunderBunny Minmatar MasterBlasters Inc. CORPVS DELICTI	Posted - 2009.01.23 20:37:00 - [14] Edited by: Surfin''s PlunderBunny on 23/01/2009 20:37:40 "Can I have your stuff?" *Edit: crap, beaten to it
Last Wolf Umbra Wing	Posted - 2009.01.23 20:50:00 - [15] "Don't worry baby, I have TWO Warp core Stabs fitted" "How about you show me your empty slots?" "It is a tight fit, but I have max skills" "Target me baby and I'll jam you!" "My ship is getting kinda hot, want to help me eject?"
Dirk Magnum Royal Hiigaran Navy	Posted - 2009.01.23 20:52:00 - [16] "I'M GONNA GANK YOU " Not technically a "pick up" line, but relevant to my someone's interests, I'm sure.
Straight Chillen Gallente The Collective Against ALL Authorities	Posted - 2009.01.23 20:53:00 - [17] Edited by: Straight Chillen on 23/01/2009 21:01:36 I overloaded and blew my MWD :edit more funnies: Do you Veldspar? Can i talk to your diplo for docking rights? Are you into serious business? Would you NOS my CAP? I'd suck you into my dictor bubble Wanna come back to my place for some non-consensual PVP "Are you from curse? cuz all i see is an angel" BAMMMM
Last Wolf Umbra Wing	Posted - 2009.01.23 20:57:00 - [18] "I think I could tank you ALLLLLLLLLL NIIIIIIIIIIGHT LOOOOOOOOOONG!"
Lui Kai Logistics Incorporated	Posted - 2009.01.23 21:04:00 - [19] Nice body, I'll take it. ----------------
Viceroy Cole Caldari	Posted - 2009.01.23 21:15:00 - [20] My corpmates and I will blob you if you come through this gate *****. Maybe not such a friendly approach.
David Kang	Posted - 2009.01.23 21:21:00 - [21] Prepare to be boarded, by force
Slade Trillgon Masuat'aa Matari Ushra'Khan	Posted - 2009.01.23 21:31:00 - [22] Originally by: Last Wolf "It is a tight fit, but I have max skills" Made me laugh. Slade Originally by: Niccolado Starwalker Please go sit in the corner, and dont forget to don the shame-on-you-hat! ≡v≡
Elora Danzik Caldari Ward-Tech Industries	Posted - 2009.01.23 21:55:00 - [23] Originally by: Straight Chillen Edited by: Straight Chillen on 23/01/2009 21:01:36 I overloaded and blew my MWD :edit more funnies: Do you Veldspar? Can i talk to your diplo for docking rights? Are you into serious business? Would you NOS my CAP? I'd suck you into my dictor bubble Wanna come back to my place for some non-consensual PVP "Are you from curse? cuz all i see is an angel" BAMMMM Gigitty
Mynxee Hellcats The Bastards.	Posted - 2009.01.23 22:05:00 - [24] Gang me.
David Kang	Posted - 2009.01.23 22:06:00 - [25] Originally by: Mynxee Gang me. By far the best
DubanFP Caldari Caldari Provisions	Posted - 2009.01.23 22:25:00 - [26] Want to see my thorax? It'll blow you away.
Meklon Caldari Gradient Electus Matari	Posted - 2009.01.23 23:09:00 - [27] Happened about 2 years ago in Gulf local... - Not exactly pickup lines, but still, sexual innuendos for the win. ((Extracts from an old chat log)) Quote: Evanda Char > /emote laughs > Nothing gets me started like a quick bump in the afterrnoon Quote: Meklon > Well, it generally fires in bursts.... but with the right timing I can get it all in one shot... Evanda Char > Good penetration? Meklon > Well, it's torn a few walls in it's time. Dahk Nohr > not me, I am hung like a braille dot Quote: [16:51:46] Evanda Char > I imagine you've got a pretty long range? [16:52:21] Meklon > Well, without being bigheaded, I think it's the longest in the Alliance.... but theres a few that I haven't checked off yet. [16:53:10] Evanda Char > Mm - I imagine I'd notice taking a couple of shells from it in the hull Quote: [17:00:31] Meklon > Is there any space left for some of my gang to assist. I always worry when I go solo? [17:01:16] Kojo > tries to hold the laughter in [17:01:33] Dahk Nohr > I'm dyin over here [17:01:40] Dahk Nohr > /emote wipes eyes [17:02:28] Evanda Char > /emote thinks > I could probably take on two more, if I'm really carefully on the fittings [17:02:47] Evanda Char > You know what it's like: "That slot is already occupied" -=======- -=======- -=======- -=======- -=======- -=======- -=======- -=======-
Irida Mershkov Gallente Noir.	Posted - 2009.01.23 23:12:00 - [28] I like my eggs(pods) scrambled. Wait...
Alex Raptos Caldari The Firestorm Millennium	Posted - 2009.01.23 23:24:00 - [29] Hey i thought we agree'd, no Blobs? What, what are you doi...OH NO.
Slade Trillgon Masuat'aa Matari Ushra'Khan	Posted - 2009.01.23 23:27:00 - [30] -X- up for the ride of your life /Slade shrugs his shoulders with questioing glance. Originally by: Mynxee Gang me. Touche on a few levels Slade Originally by: Niccolado Starwalker Please go sit in the corner, and dont forget to don the shame-on-you-hat! ≡v≡

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