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Atari Sakura
Minmatar
INTERNET HARBLRAGE
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Posted - 2009.01.23 18:20:00 -
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I saw a thread like this a while ago, and thought it was a good time to start a new one. Basically, you post a EvE pick up line, the cheesier, the better. I'll go first: "Hey babe are you into structure, 'cause you're on fire."
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This forum is problematic.
Desu Sigs
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Spaztick
Canadian Imperial Armaments
Veritas Immortalis
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Posted - 2009.01.23 18:22:00 -
[2]
"Hey, are you an Arazu pilot? Because you make me damp."
After all, everyone needs some type of spacer in their sigs to show it's not part of the post.
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Elora Danzik
Caldari
Ward-Tech Industries
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Posted - 2009.01.23 18:26:00 -
[3]
Good idea.
"hey babe how'd you like to move up to Tech II precision?"
"Wanna come back to my place and play scram?"
"Got Skill?"
just a few bad one.
BTW NIIICE Sig.
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Roy Batty68
Caldari
Immortal Dead
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Posted - 2009.01.23 18:44:00 -
[4]
Well hello there, gorgeous. Clone here often?
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Gone'Postal
Aztec Industry
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Posted - 2009.01.23 18:46:00 -
[5]
Don't worry hunny, With your transversal I might as well be shooting blanks.
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goodby4u
Valor Inc.
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Posted - 2009.01.23 18:47:00 -
[6]
Hey babe, would you mind accepting my docking request? |
Atari Sakura
Minmatar
INTERNET HARBLRAGE
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Posted - 2009.01.23 19:00:00 -
[7]
 Originally by: Gone'Postal
Don't worry hunny, With your transversal I might as well be shooting blanks.
I lol'd
So far there have been lots of good ones, keep 'em coming fellows.
I'm trying to come up with good responses to some of them, so far the best one I can think of is "The station denies your request to dock, due to recent acts of stupidity"
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This forum is problematic.
Desu Sigs
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Cmdr Sy
Appetite 4 Destruction
The Firm.
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Posted - 2009.01.23 19:04:00 -
[8]
Originally by: Atari Sakura
I'm trying to come up with good responses to some of them, so far the best one I can think of is "The station denies your request to dock, due to recent acts of stupidity"
(Turning back to friends) Cancel painters, disengage, DISENGAGE!
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TraininVain
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Posted - 2009.01.23 19:19:00 -
[9]
Can I have your stuff?, apparently.
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David Kang
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Posted - 2009.01.23 19:56:00 -
[10]
Edited by: David Kang on 23/01/2009 19:58:42
Edited by: David Kang on 23/01/2009 19:56:21
If I be your Minmatar would you be my Amarr?
Space is such a vast void around us, how about I get to know the space in you!
SoonÖ
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god I suck at these 
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Larg Kellein
Caldari
Agony Unleashed
Agony Empire
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Posted - 2009.01.23 19:58:00 -
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Have you seen my Thorax? ... Would you like to? |
ceaon
Gallente
Porandor
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Posted - 2009.01.23 19:58:00 -
[12]
Originally by: David Kang
Edited by: David Kang on 23/01/2009 19:56:21
If I be your Minmatar would you be my Amarr?
Space is such a vast void around us, how about I get to know the space in you!
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god I suck at these
here some haaalp
 Please visit your user settings to re-enable images.
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David Kang
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Posted - 2009.01.23 20:00:00 -
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Edited by: David Kang on 23/01/2009 20:02:59
Originally by: ceaon
Originally by: David Kang
Edited by: David Kang on 23/01/2009 19:56:21
If I be your Minmatar would you be my Amarr?
Space is such a vast void around us, how about I get to know the space in you!
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god I suck at these
here some haaalp
Please visit your user settings to re-enable images.
That`s like mini me banging a hambeast
Another one....
If the pubes around my **** are my personal bonsai tree, would you help me make a master piece?
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Surfin's PlunderBunny
Minmatar
MasterBlasters Inc.
CORPVS DELICTI
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Posted - 2009.01.23 20:37:00 -
[14]
Edited by: Surfin''s PlunderBunny on 23/01/2009 20:37:40
"Can I have your stuff?"
*Edit: crap, beaten to it |
Last Wolf
Umbra Wing
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Posted - 2009.01.23 20:50:00 -
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"Don't worry baby, I have TWO Warp core Stabs fitted"
"How about you show me your empty slots?"
"It is a tight fit, but I have max skills"
"Target me baby and I'll jam you!"
"My ship is getting kinda hot, want to help me eject?" |
Dirk Magnum
Royal Hiigaran Navy
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Posted - 2009.01.23 20:52:00 -
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"I'M GONNA GANK YOU  "
Not technically a "pick up" line, but relevant to my someone's interests, I'm sure. |
Straight Chillen
Gallente
The Collective
Against ALL Authorities
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Posted - 2009.01.23 20:53:00 -
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Edited by: Straight Chillen on 23/01/2009 21:01:36
I overloaded and blew my MWD
:edit more funnies:
Do you Veldspar? 
Can i talk to your diplo for docking rights?
Are you into serious business?
Would you NOS my CAP?
I'd suck you into my dictor bubble
Wanna come back to my place for some non-consensual PVP
"Are you from curse? cuz all i see is an angel"
BAMMMM |
Last Wolf
Umbra Wing
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Posted - 2009.01.23 20:57:00 -
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"I think I could tank you ALLLLLLLLLL NIIIIIIIIIIGHT LOOOOOOOOOONG!" |
Lui Kai
Logistics Incorporated
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Posted - 2009.01.23 21:04:00 -
[19]
Nice body, I'll take it.
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Viceroy Cole
Caldari
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Posted - 2009.01.23 21:15:00 -
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My corpmates and I will blob you if you come through this gate *****.
Maybe not such a friendly approach. |
David Kang
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Posted - 2009.01.23 21:21:00 -
[21]
Prepare to be boarded, by force  |
Slade Trillgon
Masuat'aa Matari
Ushra'Khan
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Posted - 2009.01.23 21:31:00 -
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Originally by: Last Wolf
"It is a tight fit, but I have max skills"
Made me laugh.
Slade
Originally by: Niccolado Starwalker
Please go sit in the corner, and dont forget to don the shame-on-you-hat!
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Elora Danzik
Caldari
Ward-Tech Industries
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Posted - 2009.01.23 21:55:00 -
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Originally by: Straight Chillen
Edited by: Straight Chillen on 23/01/2009 21:01:36
I overloaded and blew my MWD
:edit more funnies:
Do you Veldspar?
Can i talk to your diplo for docking rights?
Are you into serious business?
Would you NOS my CAP?
I'd suck you into my dictor bubble
Wanna come back to my place for some non-consensual PVP
"Are you from curse? cuz all i see is an angel"
BAMMMM
Gigitty |
Mynxee
Hellcats
The Bastards.
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Posted - 2009.01.23 22:05:00 -
[24]
Gang me.
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David Kang
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Posted - 2009.01.23 22:06:00 -
[25]
Originally by: Mynxee
Gang me.
By far the best |
DubanFP
Caldari
Caldari Provisions
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Posted - 2009.01.23 22:25:00 -
[26]
Want to see my thorax? It'll blow you away. |
Meklon
Caldari
Gradient
Electus Matari
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Posted - 2009.01.23 23:09:00 -
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Happened about 2 years ago in Gulf local... - Not exactly pickup lines, but still, sexual innuendos for the win.
((Extracts from an old chat log))
Quote:
Evanda Char > /emote laughs > Nothing gets me started like a quick bump in the afterrnoon
Quote:
Meklon > Well, it generally fires in bursts.... but with the right timing I can get it all in one shot...
Evanda Char > Good penetration?
Meklon > Well, it's torn a few walls in it's time.
Dahk Nohr > not me, I am hung like a braille dot
Quote:
[16:51:46] Evanda Char > I imagine you've got a pretty long range?
[16:52:21] Meklon > Well, without being bigheaded, I think it's the longest in the Alliance.... but theres a few that I haven't checked off yet.
[16:53:10] Evanda Char > Mm - I imagine I'd notice taking a couple of shells from it in the hull
Quote:
[17:00:31] Meklon > Is there any space left for some of my gang to assist. I always worry when I go solo?
[17:01:16] Kojo > *tries to hold the laughter in*
[17:01:33] Dahk Nohr > I'm dyin over here
[17:01:40] Dahk Nohr > /emote wipes eyes
[17:02:28] Evanda Char > /emote thinks > I could probably take on two more, if I'm really carefully on the fittings
[17:02:47] Evanda Char > You know what it's like: "That slot is already occupied"
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Irida Mershkov
Gallente
Noir.
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Posted - 2009.01.23 23:12:00 -
[28]
I like my eggs(pods) scrambled.
Wait...
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Alex Raptos
Caldari
The Firestorm Millennium
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Posted - 2009.01.23 23:24:00 -
[29]
Hey i thought we agree'd, no Blobs? What, what are you doi...OH NO.
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Slade Trillgon
Masuat'aa Matari
Ushra'Khan
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Posted - 2009.01.23 23:27:00 -
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-X- up for the ride of your life
/Slade shrugs his shoulders with questioing glance.
Originally by: Mynxee
Gang me.
Touche on a few levels
Slade
Originally by: Niccolado Starwalker
Please go sit in the corner, and dont forget to don the shame-on-you-hat!
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Dau Imperius
Amarr
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Posted - 2009.01.23 23:42:00 -
[31]
Would you get happy if I beamed you with my laser?
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Syvelerie Linarya
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Posted - 2009.01.24 01:14:00 -
[32]
"Better get your Drake, I'm coming in hard."
"Watch my stealth bomber disappear."
"Are you a POS, 'cuse I'm entering siege mode."
"Wanna see how well my drones can fly/swim?"
"If I had a clone vat I'd make a thousand of you."
"Wanna see my Leviathan?"
"A Ragnarok has nothing on length."
"I'm from Goonswarm, would you like me to serenade you?"
"Dock at my place and I'll show you my Blasterthron."
"Who let the (slaver)dogs out!?!"
"Did you use an ECM burst in here? 'cuse my camera drones are shorting out."
"Warp Dive Active"
ôIf youÆre playing æhard to getÆ IÆll get my interceptor.ö
"If I whispered in thine corp chat that thou hadst a ship of beauty unknown but to the Joveans, wouldst thou podst me?"
"But soft, what Doomsday through yonder stargate breaks?"
"O! Prithee docketh upon my Nix, and perchance to let me
divine thy DPS."
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Atama Cardel
Perkone
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Posted - 2009.01.24 02:29:00 -
[33]
Hey baby, I'm like an arazu, I can make you damp from across the room |
Lithalnas
Amarr
Headcrabs
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Posted - 2009.01.24 03:45:00 -
[34]
I usually start with "Arrr im a space pirate!" then i have a choice of
"Shiver my timber!"
"hand over your booty!"
"now hold still while i tie you up" |
Chainsaw Plankton
IDLE GUNS
IDLE EMPIRE
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Posted - 2009.01.24 04:28:00 -
[35]
Nice tank, wanna ****?
nice implants  |
Syvelerie Linarya
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Posted - 2009.01.24 06:57:00 -
[36]
If you didn't get enough earlier, here's some more;
ôCONCORD should arrest you for looking that good.ö
ôI dropped a tear in the EVE Gate, the day I find it is the day I'll stop loving you.ö
ôA star formed every time I thought of you, IÆm surprised New Eden isnÆt on fireö
ôThere are cloaked hand cuffs on you, and the only way to get them off is if you became mine and trained every Skill to five.ö
ôIF BoB tried to buy you, theyÆd go bankrupt and still come short.ö
(approach ship, stop for a while, then warp of. Start a private chat and leave this message) ôJust checking your info to see if you were made in heaven.ö
(this oneÆs for when embulation comes out) Turn to the girl sitting next to you at the bar and say, "I'm not really this tall....I'm sitting on my wallet."
ôWhat does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in Local?ö
ôWhen I saw you from across the grid, I passed out cold and hit my head on the wall of my pod, soon after I was podded by a roaming gang...so I'm going to need your name and number to give to CONCORD for insurance reasons.ö
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Methodical Death
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Posted - 2009.01.24 07:05:00 -
[37]
When I saw you in local I got a boner so big and hard that my pod had a premeture self-destruction.
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Karrade Krise
Galatic P0RN Starz
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Posted - 2009.01.24 07:44:00 -
[38]
My Titan is shaped like a shroom, wanna taste?
They don't call me the Dominix for nothin,
Your hangar, my ship, mind if it docks?
My Phobos has a vibration mode.
Yea, I'm a Holoreel P0RN Star Baby.
Bet I can fill your Planck Container.
What the hell is Strip Poker? I thought you said Strip Mine!
You don't have Rats down there do you? I don't wanna get Agro in your pocket if you havn't taken care of it...
 lol at that last one...ooohhhh me...
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Amoun Ra
Caldari
Soulless Armada
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Posted - 2009.01.24 07:44:00 -
[39]
I'm surprised no one mentioned it but here goes:
"Hey babe i'm caldari wanna see my torpedo"
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Karrade Krise
Galatic P0RN Starz
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Posted - 2009.01.24 07:48:00 -
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Can I fit your low slot?
I'm rigged for lovin baby.
With how big those things are, I bet you need a T3 bra to hold 'em down.
I'm so hung they call me The Nag, because
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Mephesto Nizal
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Posted - 2009.01.24 23:46:00 -
[41]
'Mind if I flip your can?'
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DDayDragon
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Posted - 2009.01.25 00:55:00 -
[42]
This one's for CCP;
"They don't call me the Game Master for nothing."
It's better for D&D;
"They don't call me the Dungeon Master for nothing."
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Rahkim Balaam
The Imperial Commission of Amarrian Affairs
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Posted - 2009.01.25 02:41:00 -
[43]
you got the big guns |
Apostle Novamih
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Posted - 2009.01.25 02:43:00 -
[44]
Edited by: Apostle Novamih on 25/01/2009 02:43:01
I got one Heavy Missile |
Karrade Krise
Galatic P0RN Starz
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Posted - 2009.01.25 07:21:00 -
[45]
Wanna join my gang? You'll get a bonus.
CCP Atlas - The Short Story - "With Quantum Rise, we kind of messed up the performance of the EVE client."
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Karrade Krise
Galatic P0RN Starz
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Posted - 2009.01.25 21:58:00 -
[46]
Hey, wanna have an 'Out of pod experience'?
CCP Atlas - The Short Story - "With Quantum Rise, we kind of messed up the performance of the EVE client."
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benm2012
Gallente
Ion Corp.
Arcane Alliance
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Posted - 2009.01.26 04:05:00 -
[47]
Originally by: Karrade Krise
Hey, wanna have an 'Out of pod experience'?
hehe, that was a clever one 
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Noix Arikani
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Posted - 2009.01.26 20:30:00 -
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do u want my implant |
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