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Dau Imperius
Amarr
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Posted - 2009.01.23 23:42:00 -
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Would you get happy if I beamed you with my laser?
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Syvelerie Linarya
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Posted - 2009.01.24 01:14:00 -
[32]
"Better get your Drake, I'm coming in hard."
"Watch my stealth bomber disappear."
"Are you a POS, 'cuse I'm entering siege mode."
"Wanna see how well my drones can fly/swim?"
"If I had a clone vat I'd make a thousand of you."
"Wanna see my Leviathan?"
"A Ragnarok has nothing on length."
"I'm from Goonswarm, would you like me to serenade you?"
"Dock at my place and I'll show you my Blasterthron."
"Who let the (slaver)dogs out!?!"
"Did you use an ECM burst in here? 'cuse my camera drones are shorting out."
"Warp Dive Active"
ôIf youÆre playing æhard to getÆ IÆll get my interceptor.ö
"If I whispered in thine corp chat that thou hadst a ship of beauty unknown but to the Joveans, wouldst thou podst me?"
"But soft, what Doomsday through yonder stargate breaks?"
"O! Prithee docketh upon my Nix, and perchance to let me
divine thy DPS."
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Atama Cardel
Perkone
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Posted - 2009.01.24 02:29:00 -
[33]
Hey baby, I'm like an arazu, I can make you damp from across the room |
Lithalnas
Amarr
Headcrabs
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Posted - 2009.01.24 03:45:00 -
[34]
I usually start with "Arrr im a space pirate!" then i have a choice of
"Shiver my timber!"
"hand over your booty!"
"now hold still while i tie you up " |
Chainsaw Plankton
IDLE GUNS
IDLE EMPIRE
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Posted - 2009.01.24 04:28:00 -
[35]
Nice tank, wanna ****?
nice implants  |
Syvelerie Linarya
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Posted - 2009.01.24 06:57:00 -
[36]
If you didn't get enough earlier, here's some more;
ôCONCORD should arrest you for looking that good.ö
ôI dropped a tear in the EVE Gate, the day I find it is the day I'll stop loving you.ö
ôA star formed every time I thought of you, IÆm surprised New Eden isnÆt on fireö
ôThere are cloaked hand cuffs on you, and the only way to get them off is if you became mine and trained every Skill to five.ö
ôIF BoB tried to buy you, theyÆd go bankrupt and still come short.ö
(approach ship, stop for a while, then warp of. Start a private chat and leave this message) ôJust checking your info to see if you were made in heaven.ö
(this oneÆs for when embulation comes out) Turn to the girl sitting next to you at the bar and say, "I'm not really this tall....I'm sitting on my wallet."
ôWhat does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in Local?ö
ôWhen I saw you from across the grid, I passed out cold and hit my head on the wall of my pod, soon after I was podded by a roaming gang...so I'm going to need your name and number to give to CONCORD for insurance reasons.ö
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Methodical Death
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Posted - 2009.01.24 07:05:00 -
[37]
When I saw you in local I got a boner so big and hard that my pod had a premeture self-destruction.
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Karrade Krise
Galatic P0RN Starz
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Posted - 2009.01.24 07:44:00 -
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My Titan is shaped like a shroom, wanna taste?
They don't call me the Dominix for nothin,
Your hangar, my ship, mind if it docks?
My Phobos has a vibration mode.
Yea, I'm a Holoreel P0RN Star Baby.
Bet I can fill your Planck Container.
What the hell is Strip Poker? I thought you said Strip Mine!
You don't have Rats down there do you? I don't wanna get Agro in your pocket if you havn't taken care of it...
 lol at that last one...ooohhhh me...
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Amoun Ra
Caldari
Soulless Armada
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Posted - 2009.01.24 07:44:00 -
[39]
I'm surprised no one mentioned it but here goes:
"Hey babe i'm caldari wanna see my torpedo"
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Karrade Krise
Galatic P0RN Starz
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Posted - 2009.01.24 07:48:00 -
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Can I fit your low slot?
I'm rigged for lovin baby.
With how big those things are, I bet you need a T3 bra to hold 'em down.
I'm so hung they call me The Nag, because
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Mephesto Nizal
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Posted - 2009.01.24 23:46:00 -
[41]
'Mind if I flip your can?'
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DDayDragon
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Posted - 2009.01.25 00:55:00 -
[42]
This one's for CCP;
"They don't call me the Game Master for nothing."
It's better for D&D;
"They don't call me the Dungeon Master for nothing."
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Rahkim Balaam
The Imperial Commission of Amarrian Affairs
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Posted - 2009.01.25 02:41:00 -
[43]
you got the big guns |
Apostle Novamih
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Posted - 2009.01.25 02:43:00 -
[44]
Edited by: Apostle Novamih on 25/01/2009 02:43:01
I got one Heavy Missile |
Karrade Krise
Galatic P0RN Starz
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Posted - 2009.01.25 07:21:00 -
[45]
Wanna join my gang? You'll get a bonus.
CCP Atlas - The Short Story - "With Quantum Rise, we kind of messed up the performance of the EVE client."
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Karrade Krise
Galatic P0RN Starz
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Posted - 2009.01.25 21:58:00 -
[46]
Hey, wanna have an 'Out of pod experience'?
CCP Atlas - The Short Story - "With Quantum Rise, we kind of messed up the performance of the EVE client."
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benm2012
Gallente
Ion Corp.
Arcane Alliance
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Posted - 2009.01.26 04:05:00 -
[47]
 Originally by: Karrade Krise
Hey, wanna have an 'Out of pod experience'?
hehe, that was a clever one 
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Noix Arikani
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Posted - 2009.01.26 20:30:00 -
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do u want my implant  |
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