we have chill threads?

To the Honorable Dr. H. Ratli Smirks:

Sir, I have noticed of late that I seem to be exhibiting symptoms of clinical stupidity. These symptoms include but are not limited to very poor posting, frequent misuse of English vocabulary and neglect of both punctuation and grammatical conventions; moreover, it seems that I thought diving a wing of Rifter-class Minmatar space frigates into a smartbomb-fit Tempest and Abbadon would result in something other than the death of all involved Rifters and was subsequently upset. I think for a few moments I even felt a little bit bad about my action in EVE Online. I also seem to have taken it upon myself to assemble and fit over three hundred RIfter-class Minmatar space frigates one day last week, and I have this unwavering urge to post asinine dribble in my squad's forum on Goonfleet dot com. My squad leader thinks that I need to stop posting, but I know that isn't the answer! You have to help me, H. Ratli Smirks!

Regards,

The Most eHonoureable and Esteemed Sky Captain Lyris Chronicles of Narnia in the World of Tomorrow's Goonfleet dot com
Commanding Officer,
U.S.S. DICKBUTT (NCC 80081-35)
Worst Poster Ever
Theta Squad
(Best Squad)
Skirmish Commander
GoonWaffe
GoonSwarm Federation of Space Planets
esquire, the Third

How's the lavatory?

I live in a pretty modest place so my bathing room is not all that large. I've plenty of leg room around my toilet, except that in one direction the toilet is almost flush against the wall. This is a double-edged sword because on the one hand it is a limiting factor which I can point at and say to other people, "See! I am poor just like traditional college kids," but on the other hand I am not poor at all; moreover, that wall gives me a place to lazily lean up and relax when I need to really relax myself on the toilet, if you get what I'm saying. If you don't get what I'm saying, then let me explain: I love red meat, but sometimes I forget to eat enough leafy greens and other sources of fiber, so sometimes I am on the toilet a bit longer than I would like to be. Today is not one of those days, however; I am just about done on the toilet, and will be moving to the tub to enjoy a bubble bath soon.

Don't worry, I will keep my netbook with me so that I can update you on a minute-by-minute account of events.

I would like to rebutte Lyris Nairns exclamations and inquiries as to the status of his own downward spiral into stupidity; while your grammar and splelniing decrease significantly yes that is true it is indeed more important that you cause the remaining characters ticker at the top right of eve gate dot com posting window to go down to zero.

This not only makes you elite like pl but makes everyone aware that you are sophisticated enough to type the words as for the rifter fleet I think it was a valid war tactic because rifters fly really very fast and when you kill their pilots the rifter keeps going and will hit the tempest like kamikaze pilots in wwii and we will win and celebrate oh my god there are so many characters left.

Molly wolly
Chief chief
Signed Molly
By Molly
(c) 2011 Molly

Lyris, we haven't heard from you in over twenty five minutes. Are you okay in there? :ohdear:

As a note I think Aryndel is petitioning CCP to be given the function of neg-repping you here too.

i'd like to keep this on track and point out that the United States of America was still a aaa-rated institution by Standard & Poor's (yes that is apparently the correct usage of an apostrophe*) when pandemic legion and the new north set blue standings


*i don't see why everyone made such a big deal about s&p downgrading American credit when they can't even figure out how to use an apostrophe i mean sheesh guys how do you expect anyone to take you seriously when you utilize punctuation marks like that

... still a aaa-rated institution by ...

AN aaa-rated institution.

Just sayin'.

we have chill threads?

As a note I think Aryndel is petitioning CCP to be given the function of neg-repping you here too.

\o/ poasting \o/ in \o/ a \o/ ****** \o/ chode \o/ goony \o/ thread \o/

Oh yeah!