we have chill threads?

To the Honorable Dr. H. Ratli Smirks:

Sir, I have noticed of late that I seem to be exhibiting symptoms of clinical stupidity. These symptoms include but are not limited to very poor posting, frequent misuse of English vocabulary and neglect of both punctuation and grammatical conventions; moreover, it seems that I thought diving a wing of Rifter-class Minmatar space frigates into a smartbomb-fit Tempest and Abbadon would result in something other than the death of all involved Rifters and was subsequently upset. I think for a few moments I even felt a little bit bad about my action in EVE Online. I also seem to have taken it upon myself to assemble and fit over three hundred RIfter-class Minmatar space frigates one day last week, and I have this unwavering urge to post asinine dribble in my squad's forum on Goonfleet dot com. My squad leader thinks that I need to stop posting, but I know that isn't the answer! You have to help me, H. Ratli Smirks!

Regards,

The Most eHonoureable and Esteemed Sky Captain Lyris Chronicles of Narnia in the World of Tomorrow's Goonfleet dot com
Commanding Officer,
U.S.S. DICKBUTT (NCC 80081-35)
Worst Poster Ever
Theta Squad
(Best Squad)
Skirmish Commander
GoonWaffe
GoonSwarm Federation of Space Planets
esquire, the Third

How's the lavatory?

I live in a pretty modest place so my bathing room is not all that large. I've plenty of leg room around my toilet, except that in one direction the toilet is almost flush against the wall. This is a double-edged sword because on the one hand it is a limiting factor which I can point at and say to other people, "See! I am poor just like traditional college kids," but on the other hand I am not poor at all; moreover, that wall gives me a place to lazily lean up and relax when I need to really relax myself on the toilet, if you get what I'm saying. If you don't get what I'm saying, then let me explain: I love red meat, but sometimes I forget to eat enough leafy greens and other sources of fiber, so sometimes I am on the toilet a bit longer than I would like to be. Today is not one of those days, however; I am just about done on the toilet, and will be moving to the tub to enjoy a bubble bath soon.

Don't worry, I will keep my netbook with me so that I can update you on a minute-by-minute account of events.

I would like to rebutte Lyris Nairns exclamations and inquiries as to the status of his own downward spiral into stupidity; while your grammar and splelniing decrease significantly yes that is true it is indeed more important that you cause the remaining characters ticker at the top right of eve gate dot com posting window to go down to zero.

This not only makes you elite like pl but makes everyone aware that you are sophisticated enough to type the words as for the rifter fleet I think it was a valid war tactic because rifters fly really very fast and when you kill their pilots the rifter keeps going and will hit the tempest like kamikaze pilots in wwii and we will win and celebrate oh my god there are so many characters left.

Molly wolly
Chief chief
Signed Molly
By Molly
(c) 2011 Molly

Lyris, we haven't heard from you in over twenty five minutes. Are you okay in there? :ohdear:

As a note I think Aryndel is petitioning CCP to be given the function of neg-repping you here too.

i'd like to keep this on track and point out that the United States of America was still a aaa-rated institution by Standard & Poor's (yes that is apparently the correct usage of an apostrophe*) when pandemic legion and the new north set blue standings


*i don't see why everyone made such a big deal about s&p downgrading American credit when they can't even figure out how to use an apostrophe i mean sheesh guys how do you expect anyone to take you seriously when you utilize punctuation marks like that

... still a aaa-rated institution by ...

AN aaa-rated institution.

Just sayin'.

we have chill threads?

As a note I think Aryndel is petitioning CCP to be given the function of neg-repping you here too.

\o/ poasting \o/ in \o/ a \o/ ****** \o/ chode \o/ goony \o/ thread \o/

Oh yeah!

Everyone ready for the new "Breaking Dawn" Twilight Movie?

somebody has to build their supers.

To the Honorable Dr. H. Ratli Smirks:

Sir, I have noticed of late that I seem to be exhibiting symptoms of clinical stupidity. These symptoms include but are not limited to very poor posting, frequent misuse of English vocabulary and neglect of both punctuation and grammatical conventions; moreover, it seems that I thought diving a wing of Rifter-class Minmatar space frigates into a smartbomb-fit Tempest and Abbadon would result in something other than the death of all involved Rifters and was subsequently upset. I think for a few moments I even felt a little bit bad about my action in EVE Online. I also seem to have taken it upon myself to assemble and fit over three hundred RIfter-class Minmatar space frigates one day last week, and I have this unwavering urge to post asinine dribble in my squad's forum on Goonfleet dot com. My squad leader thinks that I need to stop posting, but I know that isn't the answer! You have to help me, H. Ratli Smirks!

Regards,

The Most eHonoureable and Esteemed Sky Captain Lyris Chronicles of Narnia in the World of Tomorrow's Goonfleet dot com
Commanding Officer,
U.S.S. DICKBUTT (NCC 80081-35)
Worst Poster Ever
Theta Squad
(Best Squad)
Skirmish Commander
GoonWaffe
GoonSwarm Federation of Space Planets
esquire, the Third

Who is this PL you are talking about ?

Are you the replacement for skymarshall Vlad Randal ?

Who is this PL you are talking about ?

what a cool threaddddddd

Hey there space buddy why is it that you were not blue to us for a while, we ended up shooting one of you guys' cranes on a gate with our gaggle of Rifters so I guess there was nothing bad that happened. Still, you had me concerned.

To my knowledge, goonfleet did not whinge for a long time about how there was this huge power bloc made up of blues and blobs and coalitions and such, and then turn right around and join a huge power bloc made up of blues and blobs and coalitions and such. In fact, to my knowledge goonfleet as a whole doesn't whinge about game mechanics; we adapt to them and try to exploit them to our best advantage.

WHY SO SERIOUS???

We're not playing "your" version of mercenaries.

hey guys can we please try to stay on topic here

DID YOU KNOW that when pandemic legion went blue to the new north, osama bin laden (peace be upon him) was still alive?

To my knowledge, goonfleet did not whinge for a long time about how there was this huge power bloc made up of blues and blobs and coalitions and such, and then turn right around and join a huge power bloc made up of blues and blobs and coalitions and such.

In fact, to my knowledge goonfleet as a whole doesn't whinge about game mechanics; we adapt to them and try to exploit them to our best advantage.

We're not playing "your" version of mercenaries.

We were blue to you longer, so that makes this guy:



Look dumb as hell.

The true injustice of this thread is that I have more space-likes on my spacebook than the honorable H. Ratli Smirks, esq.

are you saying that pandemic legion, despite its frequent and vocal declarations yearning for a universe without blues, constantly tags along with the biggest bloc it can?

Actually no, we usually kill the biggest bloc we can with a slightly smaller bloc.


-I mean, I'm pretty sure our bloc wasn't the biggest when we started going after BoB, it became that later


-Our bloc wasn't very big at all when we went after Atlas, but it became that later


-Our bloc was never bigger when we went after the NC, they nearly tripled our numbers the entire time.



Then later, when we're good and ready, we reset who we're dealing with and move on to do something else. Usually never to look back.


i just think its funny you've taken up the torch of all those people goons spent years making fun of by talking about the size of someone's blue list.

I like blues coz sometimes when u are in the middle of nowhere in 0.0 u see blue ppl and u can be like 'hey o/ friends' in local chat and people answer you and its pretty cool it makes the harsh eve universe seem more friendly coz 0.0 is dangerous and stuff

u should try it goons i mean it would be better if u had friends and not be alone against the whole of eve u can rely on people and make big fleets to defend ur space

I know you enjoy those warm fuzzy feelings that come from seeing lots of blue in 0.0, so don't worry, in a few months or so your k/d ratio will be high enough again to where you can return from lowsec and pretend to be 'leet' again!

To my knowledge, goonfleet did not whinge for a long time about how there was this huge power bloc made up of blues and blobs and coalitions and such, and then turn right around and join a huge power bloc made up of blues and blobs and coalitions and such. In fact, to my knowledge goonfleet as a whole doesn't whinge about game mechanics; we adapt to them and try to exploit them to our best advantage.

you know little history lesson but once upon a time pl was done with blue lists (except for contracts) and would only blue an alliance for a specific op, frequently resetting them when the fleets were heading back to their home station.

course i can only presume that being neutral to the likes of doom. or finfleet feels 'unnatural' for the average pl member these days so they are happier this way.

We're never leaving lowsec hth.

To the Honorable Dr. H. Ratli Smirks:

Sir, I have noticed of late that I seem to be exhibiting symptoms of clinical stupidity. These symptoms include but are not limited to very poor posting, frequent misuse of English vocabulary and neglect of both punctuation and grammatical conventions; moreover, it seems that I thought diving a wing of Rifter-class Minmatar space frigates into a smartbomb-fit Tempest and Abbadon would result in something other than the death of all involved Rifters and was subsequently upset. I think for a few moments I even felt a little bit bad about my action in EVE Online. I also seem to have taken it upon myself to assemble and fit over three hundred RIfter-class Minmatar space frigates one day last week, and I have this unwavering urge to post asinine dribble in my squad's forum on Goonfleet dot com. My squad leader thinks that I need to stop posting, but I know that isn't the answer! You have to help me, H. Ratli Smirks!

Regards,

The Most eHonoureable and Esteemed Sky Captain Lyris Chronicles of Narnia in the World of Tomorrow's Goonfleet dot com
Commanding Officer,
U.S.S. DICKBUTT (NCC 80081-35)
Worst Poster Ever
Theta Squad
(Best Squad)
Skirmish Commander
GoonWaffe
GoonSwarm Federation of Space Planets
esquire, the Third

Thats ok, once upon a time Goonswarm used to be a fun group of guys that rolled around yelling fofofofofo at the top of their lungs while singing the songs about huge red haired women and warning the unwary of stray buses while asking HVAC questions of dirty old men in pink hats.


Course I can only assume that the 2000 pubbie faggots they absorbed didn't like that and all the real goons quit or got stifled by the honoure bound groups like WI(dot) , ETNY, and all the other eurotrash hippies they picked up.

Man I miss those goons.


This game is fun lets do another! Can we do RAIDEN next?

Actually no, we usually kill the biggest bloc we can with a slightly smaller bloc.


-I mean, I'm pretty sure our bloc wasn't the biggest when we started going after BoB, it became that later


-Our bloc wasn't very big at all when we went after Atlas, but it became that later


-Our bloc was never bigger when we went after the NC, they nearly tripled our numbers the entire time.



Then later, when we're good and ready, we reset who we're dealing with and move on to do something else. Usually never to look back.


i just think its funny you've taken up the torch of all those people goons spent years making fun of by talking about the size of someone's blue list.

Goonswarm still obsessed with us I see

stuff

Goonswarm still obsessed with us I see

Why you hidin' your 1337 WiS ca$h shirt under that non-ca$h jacket? Just wondering.

Also, I can haz your corp logo?

It never bothered you when they were blue to you for years, little goonies. When they have been blue to the north as long as they were blue to you, than you can whine about it. Till then, cry us a river, little Brittney's.

Does Metal Dude ever have a point other than to burst into a thread and hurf about how bad NAPs and Blues are? (even while he is in the alliance with the biggest amount of blues in the game, and his blues control the most space in the game by a large margin)

Daily bump

Does Metal Dude ever have a point other than to burst into a thread and hurf about how bad NAPs and Blues are? (even while he is in the alliance with the biggest amount of blues in the game, and his blues control the most space in the game by a large margin)

Listen pea brain. How many times do I have to explain this? I'm in DICE because that's where my friends are for the last 8 years. I can care less about alliances or coalitions. And the only reason that these coalitions were put together in the first place is to break up other huge coalitions that is an ongoing problem with EVE. Is that too hard for you to comprehend? I didn't see you whine about blues when the other block had all the space for fkn years, but as soon as PL or someone other than the goons turns the table on them, it's a problem? Too bad. NAPs and blobs have been a problem forever, I will keep whining about them no matter what side has the advantage. You on the other side only whine about them when it's you getting the shaft, but when you benefit from them, it's not a problem at all, hypocrites.

Everybody was reset weeks ago, thanks though.

Thats ok, once upon a time Goonswarm used to be a fun group of guys that rolled around yelling fofofofofo at the top of their lungs while singing the songs about huge red haired women and warning the unwary of stray buses while asking HVAC questions of dirty old men in pink hats.


Course I can only assume that the 2000 pubbie faggots they absorbed didn't like that and all the real goons quit or got stifled by the honoure bound groups like WI(dot) , ETNY, and all the other eurotrash hippies they picked up.

Man I miss those goons.


This game is fun lets do another! Can we do RAIDEN next?

Everybody was reset weeks ago, thanks though.

If only you could reset your BC2 k/d ratio.

Forever 0.60

IN Breaking news.

Goon tears cure for for breast cancer and gout.

Full story on 11 news.

~~~
Researchers at the University of Whogivesaphucstan have found the tears of Goons are a modern cure all. The most delicious tears seem to be caused by the jealousy they have of PL and the fact that PL does not answer the Batphone anymore.

These tears are being harvested to cure all the breasts that have cancer, and all the old ladies feet that have the gout.

~~~
And now on to sports, where the Washington Capitols have remained undefeated and are off to a strong start this season.

GFC!

Off topic posts removed. Please stay on topic, thank you.

I hear PL can't get members to login right now. I can't blame them. It must be boring flying through 2/3 of null space without seeing anyone you can shoot. So, what game are you guys currently playing?

I hear PL can't get members to login right now. I can't blame them. It must be boring flying through 2/3 of null space without seeing anyone you can shoot. So, what game are you guys currently playing?

Everybody was reset weeks ago, thanks though.

We can stop whenever you've had a significant battle with a DRF entity on the kb's

bump!

I hear there is a LoL/HoN rift in PL that is breaking them apart.