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Lyris Nairn
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
402
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Posted - 2011.09.19 15:47:00 -
[91] - Quote
Also just because your corp's name is Muppet Factory that is no excuse to be intentionally daft. |

Grath Telkin
Sniggerdly Pandemic Legion
22
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Posted - 2011.09.19 18:20:00 -
[92] - Quote
Hratli Smirks wrote:you know little history lesson but once upon a time pl was done with blue lists (except for contracts) and would only blue an alliance for a specific op, frequently resetting them when the fleets were heading back to their home station.
course i can only presume that being neutral to the likes of doom. or finfleet feels 'unnatural' for the average pl member these days so they are happier this way.
Thats ok, once upon a time Goonswarm used to be a fun group of guys that rolled around yelling fofofofofo at the top of their lungs while singing the songs about huge red haired women and warning the unwary of stray buses while asking HVAC questions of dirty old men in pink hats.
Course I can only assume that the 2000 pubbie faggots they absorbed didn't like that and all the real goons quit or got stifled by the honoure bound groups like WI(dot) , ETNY, and all the other eurotrash hippies they picked up.
Man I miss those goons.
This game is fun lets do another! Can we do RAIDEN next? |

Xathytoz
Thundercats
0
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Posted - 2011.09.20 11:20:00 -
[93] - Quote
Grath Telkin wrote:We're never leaving lowsec hth. TDG's cultural victory. |

Aracturus
Wildly Inappropriate Goonswarm Federation
15
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Posted - 2011.09.21 22:04:00 -
[94] - Quote
Lyris Nairn wrote:To the Honorable Dr. H. Ratli Smirks:
Sir, I have noticed of late that I seem to be exhibiting symptoms of clinical stupidity. These symptoms include but are not limited to very poor posting, frequent misuse of English vocabulary and neglect of both punctuation and grammatical conventions; moreover, it seems that I thought diving a wing of Rifter-class Minmatar space frigates into a smartbomb-fit Tempest and Abbadon would result in something other than the death of all involved Rifters and was subsequently upset. I think for a few moments I even felt a little bit bad about my action in EVE Online. I also seem to have taken it upon myself to assemble and fit over three hundred RIfter-class Minmatar space frigates one day last week, and I have this unwavering urge to post asinine dribble in my squad's forum on Goonfleet dot com. My squad leader thinks that I need to stop posting, but I know that isn't the answer! You have to help me, H. Ratli Smirks!
Regards,
The Most eHonoureable and Esteemed Sky Captain Lyris Chronicles of Narnia in the World of Tomorrow's Goonfleet dot com Commanding Officer, U.S.S. DICKBUTT (NCC 80081-35) Worst Poster Ever Theta Squad (Best Squad) Skirmish Commander GoonWaffe GoonSwarm Federation of Space Planets esquire, the Third
Not here too T.T
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Aracturus
Wildly Inappropriate Goonswarm Federation
15
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Posted - 2011.09.21 22:06:00 -
[95] - Quote
Grath Telkin wrote:Hratli Smirks wrote:you know little history lesson but once upon a time pl was done with blue lists (except for contracts) and would only blue an alliance for a specific op, frequently resetting them when the fleets were heading back to their home station.
course i can only presume that being neutral to the likes of doom. or finfleet feels 'unnatural' for the average pl member these days so they are happier this way. Thats ok, once upon a time Goonswarm used to be a fun group of guys that rolled around yelling fofofofofo at the top of their lungs while singing the songs about huge red haired women and warning the unwary of stray buses while asking HVAC questions of dirty old men in pink hats. Course I can only assume that the 2000 pubbie faggots they absorbed didn't like that and all the real goons quit or got stifled by the honoure bound groups like WI(dot) , ETNY, and all the other eurotrash hippies they picked up. Man I miss those goons. This game is fun lets do another! Can we do RAIDEN next?
Since when does WIdot have honor? I sir, am offended, and will be speaking to Tomcat ASAP. We must squash out this rampant e-honor before it spreads any further! |

Aracturus
Wildly Inappropriate Goonswarm Federation
15
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Posted - 2011.09.21 22:12:00 -
[96] - Quote
Grath Telkin wrote:Hratli Smirks wrote:
are you saying that pandemic legion, despite its frequent and vocal declarations yearning for a universe without blues, constantly tags along with the biggest bloc it can?
Actually no, we usually kill the biggest bloc we can with a slightly smaller bloc. -I mean, I'm pretty sure our bloc wasn't the biggest when we started going after BoB, it became that later -Our bloc wasn't very big at all when we went after Atlas, but it became that later -Our bloc was never bigger when we went after the NC, they nearly tripled our numbers the entire time. Then later, when we're good and ready, we reset who we're dealing with and move on to do something else. Usually never to look back. i just think its funny you've taken up the torch of all those people goons spent years making fun of by talking about the size of someone's blue list.
I agree. Reset TEST.
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Flinx Evenstar
Sniggerdly Pandemic Legion
0
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Posted - 2011.09.22 11:28:00 -
[97] - Quote
Goonswarm still obsessed with us I see |

Molly wolly
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
3
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Posted - 2011.10.18 02:54:00 -
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The level of posting in this tread has realy astounded me actually yes I think im justified in saying so. In order to remedy this situation I am partaking in the actt of typing this message and letter to my deerest rifter comrade lyris niarn in hopes that he too will help remedy the bad posting in this thread. Poelple still don't seam to realise that the point of posting in the forums is to make the remaning characters count go down to zero because then you have indeed won the forum post war against sniggerdly and therefore proven you are also in fact a better rifter pilot than sniggerdly.
This is a new paragraph where I will structure my next statement which is that i sometimes transport plex in rifters just to show sniggerdly how much of a sky captiain i can truly be they can never shot me because my rifter is too fast for their clunky hac brains and i have to finish my walmart general tso's chicken now so goodbaye.
Molly Wolly Chief of Chief Butte Investegators Gator Enthusiast Rifter Captain Rifter Squad Goonwaffe |

Sverige Pahis
Thunderwaffe Goonswarm Federation
104
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Posted - 2011.10.18 06:18:00 -
[99] - Quote
Why'd they ban you man I demand answers this goes to the top somebody patch me through to the whitehouse hello mr president we Have A Situation i'm sorry i had to wake you at 3am but there's been a problem Lyris got himself banned can you help me out hello are you there |

Feligast
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
235
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Posted - 2011.10.18 07:42:00 -
[100] - Quote
Flinx Evenstar wrote:Goonswarm still obsessed with us I see
Page 6 snipe :boosh:
COME BACK WE MISS U <3 |

Soldarius
Peek-A-Boo Bombers
17
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Posted - 2011.10.18 07:57:00 -
[101] - Quote
Elise Randolph wrote:stuff
Why you hidin' your 1337 WiS ca$h shirt under that non-ca$h jacket? Just wondering.
Also, I can haz your corp logo?
"How do you kill that which has no life?" |

Lykouleon
Wildly Inappropriate Goonswarm Federation
193
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Posted - 2011.10.19 04:52:00 -
[102] - Quote
Flinx Evenstar wrote:Goonswarm still obsessed with us I see
Whenever I see a post by you, I feel like I've been transported to Middle Earth and I'm surrounded by elves and trees and goblins and stuff. Lykouleon > CYNO ME CLOSER SO I CAN HIT THEM WITH MY SWORD |

Elise Randolph
Habitual Euthanasia Pandemic Legion
62
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Posted - 2011.10.19 14:11:00 -
[103] - Quote
Soldarius wrote:Elise Randolph wrote:stuff Why you hidin' your 1337 WiS ca$h shirt under that non-ca$h jacket? Just wondering. Also, I can haz your corp logo?
I have a field marshal jacket and goggles. On a scale of one to jelly, tell me where you are. |

Metal Dude
Destructive Influence Northern Coalition.
9
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Posted - 2011.10.19 15:21:00 -
[104] - Quote
It never bothered you when they were blue to you for years, little goonies. When they have been blue to the north as long as they were blue to you, than you can whine about it. Till then, cry us a river, little Brittney's.
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Skunk Gracklaw
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
174
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Posted - 2011.10.19 19:11:00 -
[105] - Quote
Metal Dude wrote:It never bothered you when they were blue to you for years, little goonies. When they have been blue to the north as long as they were blue to you, than you can whine about it. Till then, cry us a river, little Brittney's.
lol look at Metal Dude missing the point as usual
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Suitonia
Genos Occidere HYDRA RELOADED
29
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Posted - 2011.10.20 22:46:00 -
[106] - Quote
Does Metal Dude ever have a point other than to burst into a thread and hurf about how bad NAPs and Blues are? (even while he is in the alliance with the biggest amount of blues in the game, and his blues control the most space in the game by a large margin) |

Sverige Pahis
Thunderwaffe Goonswarm Federation
120
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Posted - 2011.10.21 04:10:00 -
[107] - Quote
Suitonia wrote:Does Metal Dude ever have a point other than to burst into a thread and hurf about how bad NAPs and Blues are? (even while he is in the alliance with the biggest amount of blues in the game, and his blues control the most space in the game by a large margin)
No. |

Producilla
Perfecto Records
2
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Posted - 2011.10.21 10:33:00 -
[108] - Quote
Daily bump |

Grath Telkin
Sniggerdly Pandemic Legion
131
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Posted - 2011.10.21 13:16:00 -
[109] - Quote
Producilla wrote:Daily bump
Everybody was reset weeks ago, thanks though.
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Metal Dude
Destructive Influence Northern Coalition.
11
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Posted - 2011.10.21 14:26:00 -
[110] - Quote
Suitonia wrote:Does Metal Dude ever have a point other than to burst into a thread and hurf about how bad NAPs and Blues are? (even while he is in the alliance with the biggest amount of blues in the game, and his blues control the most space in the game by a large margin)
Listen pea brain. How many times do I have to explain this? I'm in DICE because that's where my friends are for the last 8 years. I can care less about alliances or coalitions. And the only reason that these coalitions were put together in the first place is to break up other huge coalitions that is an ongoing problem with EVE. Is that too hard for you to comprehend? I didn't see you whine about blues when the other block had all the space for fkn years, but as soon as PL or someone other than the goons turns the table on them, it's a problem? Too bad. NAPs and blobs have been a problem forever, I will keep whining about them no matter what side has the advantage. You on the other side only whine about them when it's you getting the shaft, but when you benefit from them, it's not a problem at all, hypocrites. |

Hopsiah
Muppet Factory Northern Coalition.
0
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Posted - 2011.10.21 15:25:00 -
[111] - Quote
you guys have been incorectly informed :p
hopsiah. |

Botleten
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
135
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Posted - 2011.10.21 18:31:00 -
[112] - Quote
Metal Dude wrote:Listen pea brain. How many times do I have to explain this? I'm in DICE because that's where my friends are for the last 8 years. I can care less about alliances or coalitions. And the only reason that these coalitions were put together in the first place is to break up other huge coalitions that is an ongoing problem with EVE. Is that too hard for you to comprehend? I didn't see you whine about blues when the other block had all the space for fkn years, but as soon as PL or someone other than the goons turns the table on them, it's a problem? Too bad. NAPs and blobs have been a problem forever, I will keep whining about them no matter what side has the advantage. You on the other side only whine about them when it's you getting the shaft, but when you benefit from them, it's not a problem at all, hypocrites.
We never said we were anti-blue anti-blob, whereas it was you guys' claim for the longest time that you were. We didnt join together as a coalition with the explicit purpose to "destroy a blue NAP-fest" and then become an even larger blue NAP-fest than the one we were purportedly joining together to destroy. That's the difference, "pea brain". |

Dampil
SniggWaffe
1
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Posted - 2011.10.22 09:37:00 -
[113] - Quote
I wanna make a Lady Scarlet sex tape for isk where do i sign up DICE guy |

Dampil
SniggWaffe
1
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Posted - 2011.10.22 09:38:00 -
[114] - Quote
If she's not in DICE then my bad I lose track of where eve fatties reside there are alot of them |

Manfred Sideous
Body Count Inc. Pandemic Legion
28
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Posted - 2011.10.22 10:54:00 -
[115] - Quote
Posting in a " Our 5th appendage isn't as big as PL's 5th appendage. Lets just save everyone alot of misery if you pay PL enough isk we will be your strap-on and finally give you the appendage you want. Until then stop staring its ~awkward~ |

Lykouleon
Wildly Inappropriate Goonswarm Federation
221
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Posted - 2011.10.23 19:11:00 -
[116] - Quote
Grath Telkin wrote:Everybody was reset weeks ago, thanks though.
Screenshot or it didn't happen. Lykouleon > CYNO ME CLOSER SO I CAN HIT THEM WITH MY SWORD |

Skunk Gracklaw
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
337
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Posted - 2011.10.24 03:13:00 -
[117] - Quote
I read on another eve-related forum that PL are Morsus Mihi pets. Can somebody confirm? |
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CCP Phantom
C C P C C P Alliance
94

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Posted - 2011.10.24 14:47:00 -
[118] - Quote
Off topic posts removed. Please stay on topic, thank you. CCP Phantom - German Community Coordinator |
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Andski
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
413
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Posted - 2011.10.24 15:13:00 -
[119] - Quote
Grath Telkin wrote:Hratli Smirks wrote:you know little history lesson but once upon a time pl was done with blue lists (except for contracts) and would only blue an alliance for a specific op, frequently resetting them when the fleets were heading back to their home station.
course i can only presume that being neutral to the likes of doom. or finfleet feels 'unnatural' for the average pl member these days so they are happier this way. Thats ok, once upon a time Goonswarm used to be a fun group of guys that rolled around yelling fofofofofo at the top of their lungs while singing the songs about huge red haired women and warning the unwary of stray buses while asking HVAC questions of dirty old men in pink hats. Course I can only assume that the 2000 pubbie faggots they absorbed didn't like that and all the real goons quit or got stifled by the honoure bound groups like WI(dot) , ETNY, and all the other eurotrash hippies they picked up. Man I miss those goons. This game is fun lets do another! Can we do RAIDEN next?
tell me about how NCdot and Raiden are a fun group of guys |

Psorion
Resilience. Northern Coalition.
0
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Posted - 2011.10.24 15:26:00 -
[120] - Quote
IN Breaking news.
Goon tears cure for for breast cancer and gout.
Full story on 11 news.
~~~ Researchers at the University of Whogivesaphucstan have found the tears of Goons are a modern cure all. The most delicious tears seem to be caused by the jealousy they have of PL and the fact that PL does not answer the Batphone anymore.
These tears are being harvested to cure all the breasts that have cancer, and all the old ladies feet that have the gout.
~~~ And now on to sports, where the Washington Capitols have remained undefeated and are off to a strong start this season.
GFC!
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