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Corwain	Posted - 2009.02.11 21:29:00 - [1] After reading a writeup of a sexual version of the old "six degrees of separation" mind game over at cracked.com connecting an STD path between Paris Hilton and a variety of celebrities, a terrorist, a member of British royalty, a US ex-president, and a communist dictator...I have decided this simple and pleasurable act is too damn dangerous. -- Distortion\| Distortion 2 Preview
Cmdr Sy Appetite 4 Destruction The Firm.	Posted - 2009.02.11 22:13:00 - [2] That's what They want you to think so they can tax it!
Tractus Vesica Caldari Atrum Flamma Order of the Black Dragons	Posted - 2009.02.12 01:29:00 - [3] People seem to view sex as a necessity... It really isn't. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- If you aren't prepared to fight for your freedom, you do not deserve it.
Atomos Darksun Damage Incorporated.	Posted - 2009.02.12 01:47:00 - [4] Originally by: Tractus Vesica People seem to view sex as a necessity... It really isn't. Reproduction is, however. Originally by: Amoxin My vent is talking to me in a devil voice... CONVERT TO LINKIFICATION! http://myeve.eve-online.com/ingameb
DasDizzy Beyond Divinity Inc	Posted - 2009.02.12 01:50:00 - [5] Originally by: Atomos Darksun Originally by: Tractus Vesica People seem to view sex as a necessity... It really isn't. Reproduction is, however. maybe for the specie but not for the individual [SIG START] Everything i say is the view of the rest of the eve cluster, IM THE PRESSDUDE FFS
Micheal Dietrich Caldari Terradyne Networks Terradyne Networks Alliance	Posted - 2009.02.12 01:52:00 - [6] pffft, you don't need sex to spam out children
xHazzarDx	Posted - 2009.02.12 02:35:00 - [7] Originally by: Tractus Vesica People seem to view sex as a necessity... It really isn't. Uhm.. to me it is..
Daelorn Perkone	Posted - 2009.02.12 02:39:00 - [8] Originally by: xHazzarDx Originally by: Tractus Vesica People seem to view sex as a necessity... It really isn't. Uhm.. to me it is.. Then I'm wondering how you made it this far...
xHazzarDx	Posted - 2009.02.12 03:02:00 - [9] Originally by: Daelorn Originally by: xHazzarDx Originally by: Tractus Vesica People seem to view sex as a necessity... It really isn't. Uhm.. to me it is.. Then I'm wondering how you made it this far... I think you might want to get your sarcasm detector in for repair.. I only see it as something i want... and need, sometimes
Akita T Caldari Navy Volunteer Task Force	Posted - 2009.02.12 05:07:00 - [10] Originally by: Micheal Dietrich pffft, you don't need sex to spam out children Hooray for stupid single ***es with 50k student loan debt, no school finished, no job and 14 (yikes) children. _ Create a character \|\| Fit a ship \|\| Get some ISK**
Rawrior Gallente Neo Spartans	Posted - 2009.02.12 09:37:00 - [11] Originally by: Micheal Dietrich pffft, you don't need sex to spam out children im not even sure what to reply to this.. Owing to lack of Eve-related content, signature removed. If you would like to discuss this, please mail [email protected] - Mitnal
Dantes Revenge Caldari	Posted - 2009.02.12 12:27:00 - [12] A few years back after a bad relationship, I decided to stay on my own for a while. 12 years later, I thought it was time to start looking again. Trust me, after a while, you forget all about it. One side effect of that though is that the trouser snake tends to go into hibernation and doesn't want to wake up when the time is right again - most embarrasing -- There's a simple difference between kinky and perverted. Kinky is using a feather to get her in the mood. Perverted is using the whole chicken. All this has happened before and will happen again
Corwain	Posted - 2009.02.12 13:12:00 - [13] Originally by: Dantes Revenge One side effect of that though is that the trouser snake tends to go into hibernation and doesn't want to wake up when the time is right again - most embarrasing Hey, I never said I was gonna give up my rigorous 'exercise program'...lets not be hasty here! -- Distortion\| Distortion 2 Preview
Slade Trillgon Masuat'aa Matari Ushra'Khan	Posted - 2009.02.12 14:02:00 - [14] Periodic bouts of abstinence are great for the body, mind, and soul. I will leave my opinion at that. Slade Originally by: Niccolado Starwalker Please go sit in the corner, and dont forget to don the shame-on-you-hat! ≡v≡
Brea Lafail	Posted - 2009.02.12 14:12:00 - [15] Originally by: Akita T Originally by: Micheal Dietrich pffft, you don't need sex to spam out children Hooray for stupid single *****es with 50k student loan debt, no school finished, no job and 14 (yikes) children. Talks about finishing a master's degree, suggesting she has an undergrad with a respectable GPA. In before Ralara.
Rob Z0mbie	Posted - 2009.02.12 14:24:00 - [16] Originally by: Slade Trillgon Periodic bouts of abstinence are great for the body, mind, and soul. I will leave my opinion at that. Slade Brilliant as ever. \(o.0)/
Aurik Ulanti Gallente Federal Navy Academy	Posted - 2009.02.12 14:26:00 - [17] Originally by: Daelorn Originally by: xHazzarDx Originally by: Tractus Vesica People seem to view sex as a necessity... It really isn't. Uhm.. to me it is.. Then I'm wondering how you made it this far... I personally see sex as a necessity. I don't see how that would complicate anything.
Micheal Dietrich Caldari Terradyne Networks Terradyne Networks Alliance	Posted - 2009.02.12 15:14:00 - [18] Originally by: Brea Lafail Originally by: Akita T Originally by: Micheal Dietrich pffft, you don't need sex to spam out children Hooray for stupid single ***es with 50k student loan debt, no school finished, no job and 14 (yikes) children. Talks about finishing a master's degree, suggesting she has an undergrad with a respectable GPA. Also talks about sharing a 1500 sq ft house with her parents and six other children. You talking about a 2, maybe 3 bedroom house, and 2&1/2 bath that 3 adults and 14 children will live in. At this point I think she's hoping to bank on a big money book deal cause if not she doesn't stand a chance. And personally I'm already **ed that we give money out to welfare momma's just for spitting out babies and I really don't think we need to raise the bar higher by encouraging more women to have a litter if it means they get 3 mil or so. Take that as you will.
Surfin's PlunderBunny Minmatar MasterBlasters Inc. CORPVS DELICTI	Posted - 2009.02.12 15:31:00 - [19] Originally by: Tractus Vesica People seem to view sex as a necessity... It really isn't. Found the virgin in the thread! ---------------------- Putting the sensual in nonconsensual
FOl2TY8 Revolutionary United Front Paxton Federation	Posted - 2009.02.12 17:59:00 - [20] Originally by: Slade Trillgon Periodic bouts of abstinence are great for the body, mind, and soul. Slade Bouts of abstinence are completely unnecessary. I would rather have sex with my wife 5-10 times a week and read a thought provoking book to get inner peace. ---------- This post brought to you by the worst PVP'er in Eve
jason hill Caldari Clan Shadow Wolf Sylph Alliance	Posted - 2009.02.12 18:00:00 - [21] Originally by: Surfin's PlunderBunny Originally by: Tractus Vesica People seem to view sex as a necessity... It really isn't. Found the virgin in the thread! rofl ! destroy everything you touch
Tractus Vesica Caldari Atrum Flamma Order of the Black Dragons	Posted - 2009.02.12 18:01:00 - [22] Originally by: Atomos Darksun Originally by: Tractus Vesica People seem to view sex as a necessity... It really isn't. Reproduction is, however. Aye, I'm reffering to contraceptive sex. Obviously a species need to reproduce (a simple fact Europe appears to have forgotten). But sex that leads to nothing, is nothing more than empty pleasure. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- If you aren't prepared to fight for your freedom, you do not deserve it.
Tractus Vesica Caldari Atrum Flamma Order of the Black Dragons	Posted - 2009.02.12 18:03:00 - [23] Originally by: Surfin's PlunderBunny Originally by: Tractus Vesica People seem to view sex as a necessity... It really isn't. Found the virgin in the thread! facepalm No. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- If you aren't prepared to fight for your freedom, you do not deserve it.
FOl2TY8 Revolutionary United Front Paxton Federation	Posted - 2009.02.12 18:04:00 - [24] Originally by: Tractus Vesica But sex that leads to nothing, is nothing more than empty pleasure. Complete and utter BS. You must be a selfish lover to think like this. Next time you are in the throes of passion and about to get the big O, think of your partner. Your mouse is probably feeling neglected and could use some "special attention". Sure you could always buy another one but you and that mouse have shared a lot of pleasure together. Empty or otherwise. ---------- This post brought to you by the worst PVP'er in Eve
Micheal Dietrich Caldari Terradyne Networks Terradyne Networks Alliance	Posted - 2009.02.12 18:07:00 - [25] Originally by: FOl2TY8 Originally by: Tractus Vesica But sex that leads to nothing, is nothing more than empty pleasure. Complete and utter BS. You must be a selfish lover to think like this. Next time you are in the throes of passion and about to get the big O, think of your partner. Your mouse is probably feeling neglected and could use some "special attention". Sure you could always buy another one but you and that mouse have shared a lot of pleasure together. Empty or otherwise. What you do with small rodents is your thing bud, I don't wanna hear about it.
Tractus Vesica Caldari Atrum Flamma Order of the Black Dragons	Posted - 2009.02.12 18:28:00 - [26] Originally by: FOl2TY8 Originally by: Tractus Vesica But sex that leads to nothing, is nothing more than empty pleasure. Complete and utter BS. You must be a selfish lover to think like this. Next time you are in the throes of passion and about to get the big O, think of your partner. Your mouse is probably feeling neglected and could use some "special attention". Sure you could always buy another one but you and that mouse have shared a lot of pleasure together. Empty or otherwise. Throes of passion? Are you ******ed? First off, I really don't want to know what you do with your mice. Second, do you honestly believe love, or really any emotions are anything more than chemicals in your skull? Rationallity ftw. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- If you aren't prepared to fight for your freedom, you do not deserve it.
FOl2TY8 Revolutionary United Front Paxton Federation	Posted - 2009.02.12 18:41:00 - [27] Originally by: Tractus Vesica Throes of passion? Are you ******ed? First off, I really don't want to know what you do with your mice. Second, do you honestly believe love, or really any emotions are anything more than chemicals in your skull? Rationallity ftw. Who cares if they are just chemicals? The pleasure is real and so is the connection. You must be one jaded SOB man. Stop over analyzing sex and just go put things in women. ---------- This post brought to you by the worst PVP'er in Eve
Slade Trillgon Masuat'aa Matari Ushra'Khan	Posted - 2009.02.12 18:42:00 - [28] Edited by: Slade Trillgon on 12/02/2009 18:45:04 Edited by: Slade Trillgon on 12/02/2009 18:43:20 Originally by: FOl2TY8 Originally by: Slade Trillgon Periodic bouts of abstinence are great for the body, mind, and soul. Slade Bouts of abstinence are completely unnecessary. I would rather have sex with my wife 5-10 times a week and read a thought provoking book to get inner peace. I did not say they were necessary Also; I think you are misconstruing the necessity for penetration to always be part of a healthy sexual relationship. Slade Originally by: Niccolado Starwalker Please go sit in the corner, and dont forget to don the shame-on-you-hat! ≡v≡
FOl2TY8 Revolutionary United Front Paxton Federation	Posted - 2009.02.12 19:03:00 - [29] Edited by: FOl2TY8 on 12/02/2009 19:04:16 Originally by: Slade Trillgon I did not say they were necessary Also; I think you are misconstruing the necessity for penetration to always be part of a healthy sexual relationship. Slade I didn't misunderstand you, I know that some people like to have voluntary periods of abstinence. I was just offering my alternative as I would never want to or feel the need to be abstinent. Also I misconstrue nothing. Penetration is definitely a part of a healthy sexual relationship but I need my wife to know that I am her sexual savior and lord before I stick it in. The opposite is also true, I make sure she knows that she is my wh o re of destiny. Of course in all seriousness this means that we have an intense sexual bond where we are both completely free to do and have done to each other with no reservations or second thoughts needed. NO BABY PUT DOWN THAT STRAP ON!!!!!!! edit lame that you can't say ****... ---------- This post brought to you by the worst PVP'er in Eve
xHazzarDx Roevhuller i Rummet	Posted - 2009.02.12 19:23:00 - [30] Originally by: FOl2TY8 Stop over analyzing sex and just go put things in women. ..........

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