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FOl2TY8
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Posted - 2009.02.13 16:52:00 -
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I saw it, pretty much like any other vampire movie. Gay and silly.... Zombies are the money movie monster.
Now let's talk about waking up with trannies.
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FOl2TY8
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Posted - 2009.02.13 17:19:00 -
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Edited by: FOl2TY8 on 13/02/2009 17:20:00
 Originally by: mingeta dong
Some of them really are quite convincing!
Dude totally, I was at a bar one time and was talking to this chick. We got along pretty well and the night was early so I invited her to a house party I knew about up in the Hollywood hills. She agreed so I asked her to follow me. She then offered to come with me in my car stating "I can just come get it later, or in the morning." Jackpot, I thought. This one was in the bag.
We went to the party and she excused herself to go to the bathroom while I picked up a couple of drinks. Maker's Mark for me and dirty martini for the lady. We went outside and shared a smoke on the terrace while we sipped our drinks. I was holding her close to me using the cool night air as a bargaining chip when she looked down (she was taller than me) and started kissing me. It was a great kiss but I noticed something poking me in my hip. I looked away to see what it was and all of a sudden a tranny jumped out from behind a lounge chair and hit me in the face with it's dong.
So yeah, you can never trust a tranny. |
FOl2TY8
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Posted - 2009.02.13 17:23:00 -
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Originally by: Jacob Mei
Originally by: Atari Sakura
Edited by: Atari Sakura on 13/02/2009 16:55:49
Edited by: Atari Sakura on 13/02/2009 16:54:37
Did anyone else see an ad for Twilight, and think "oh hey, vampires. I like vampires." Then download it and watch it, and proceed to hate yourself for it afterwards?
It kind of feels like what I would imagine getting drunk and sleeping with a girl, who you swore was a girl when you went to bed but when you woke up found a surprise... Would feel like.
(Not that the latter has happened to be, but I did download Twilight... *Sigh*)
The previews pretty much spelled out how the movie was going to be.
1. Teenage looking vampire lusted after by every girl at his high school.
2. Teenage girl catches teenage looking vampires eye.
3. Throw in weak storyline to fill in time.
4. Profit.
These days 95% of all stories, movies, showes, etc related to the undead concept are nothing more than highschool quality crap. We need another Blade saga, at the very least to mix things up again.
Don't feel bad though. If you didn't like the movie you are probably not in the target demographic. Materialistic, empty-headed teenage girls can have their drivel. The Watchmen is coming out soon so I need to stock up on lotion and parachute pants.
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FOl2TY8
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Posted - 2009.02.13 17:39:00 -
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Originally by: mingeta dong
Originally by: FOl2TY8
So yeah, you can never trust a tranny.
Damn straight you can't, my mate was kicked full on in the face by a tranny on a t****ze (mid swing) wearing stilettos, messy as hell, but quite possibly the funniest thing IÆve ever seen.
Dude I wanna hear that one. One time we were in Mexico and a tranny picked my buddies pocket. Screw that noise...
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