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1. WANTED: Humorous Poet / Satirist - in Intergalactic Summit [original thread]
I'd love to give it a try. But, I plan on being President around that time. I have to save that kind of magic for the speeches. Oh well. Here, have one. There once was a corp named PIE. Golden Fleets filled the sky. First there was Blake Who FCe...
- by Shaardis - at 2014.11.14 19:41:28
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2. It's that time of (once in every 5) year(s) again. - in Intergalactic Summit [original thread]
Caellach Marellus wrote: Ah Shaardis, how I have missed your no-frills simplicity when it comes to problem solving, though I'm not sure Presidential duty is as basic as you'd like to suggest, though I approve of your open diplomatic stance towa...
- by Shaardis - at 2014.11.13 17:58:57
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3. It's that time of (once in every 5) year(s) again. - in Intergalactic Summit [original thread]
Easy there, slick. You're overthinking it and being a talking head. In fact, when you get that feeling that you absolutely must clarify something, it's usually a good idea to sit on it. A smart man like you already knows this, but knowing what yo...
- by Shaardis - at 2014.11.12 13:05:48
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4. It's that time of (once in every 5) year(s) again. - in Intergalactic Summit [original thread]
Damn skippy, stud. I figure if some guy with no clue at all about running anything can get in charge of a nation, then someone who can at least run a ship can't do any worse. They even call it the ship of state. I think I win on merit. Hold my be...
- by Shaardis - at 2014.11.12 08:05:11
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5. Greetings New Eden - in Intergalactic Summit [original thread]
Kale Silence wrote: Seemed more like a Caldari ritual suicide Careful. You might be at risk of Weeaboo Syndrome like that poor girl was. If you're feeling depressed or have suicidal thoughts, get help. Don't watch holos, and have a cup of tea....
- by Shaardis - at 2014.11.12 01:50:37
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6. It's that time of (once in every 5) year(s) again. - in Intergalactic Summit [original thread]
Kark, vote for me. I run cargo through gate camps for a living, so I can get stuff past the Senate. I've got a thing for good Civire, so I think I can work something out with the State. Got a thing for good Brutor, too, so Republic diplomacy'll be...
- by Shaardis - at 2014.11.12 01:07:21
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7. Greetings New Eden - in Intergalactic Summit [original thread]
Anslo wrote: Theology? What no, I just don't get why this thread is even here or why someone just stabbed themselves like..this...wat. It's something that happens when some people watch too many Caldari holos. They see the swords and for some ...
- by Shaardis - at 2014.11.11 23:09:54
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8. A Curious Question to Capsuleers - in Intergalactic Summit [original thread]
Tiberious Thessalonia wrote: Bastian Valoron wrote: I agree with the original post. What a celebration may have used to mean in other cultures has become replaced by the Gallentean way of throwing a party these days. This may be a sign that ...
- by Shaardis - at 2012.06.06 18:08:00
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9. Federation Day YC114 June 16th - in Intergalactic Summit [original thread]
If you take nominations for the contests, I'm going to suggest Sun Yin for the women's. The freak out when that wallflower finds out I did will be priceless.
- by Shaardis - at 2012.06.06 01:28:00
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10. What would you say if you woke up to the Avatar above you in your bed? - in EVE General Discussion [original thread]
The handcuffs are padded for your comfort.
- by Shaardis - at 2012.05.25 04:34:00
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11. News of the abandonment of the keeps in Metropolis and beyond. CTA. - in Crime and Punishment [original thread]
You will be known to me, Zabathianj Worm Tongue. I am the valkyrie Shaardis, and I bid you forever welcome in the Halls of Rens BTT. Do not trouble your mind, noble soul, for the Watchers of Heimatar have seen your dedication and heard your call....
- by Shaardis - at 2012.05.24 02:14:00
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12. What is the avatar above you thinking? - in EVE General Discussion [original thread]
Scarlet Intelis: *boredly* Yeah, I'm here. Take the picture so I can go.
- by Shaardis - at 2012.05.24 01:05:00
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13. Rate the Avatar above you - in EVE General Discussion [original thread]
AiVy Ngo: It does look like you're squinting from the bright light, but I give you 8/10 for how the shades of gray on gray all comes together. I like that.
- by Shaardis - at 2012.05.24 01:02:00
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14. Shadows of the Feceradtion betrays not only their own Empire but the Republic as... - in Intergalactic Summit [original thread]
Aidari Flamesight wrote: Just last week I was explaining to some old officer how you could hide a small chemical weapon in the ventilation system of a cruiser. I hope someone keeps that genius you talked to away from the ammonia and bleach in...
- by Shaardis - at 2012.05.24 00:15:00
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15. [Blessing Service] - in Want Ads & Trades [original thread]
Do you offer bundled package deals?
- by Shaardis - at 2012.05.23 19:58:00
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16. What is the avatar above you thinking? - in EVE General Discussion [original thread]
"No one breaks the speed limit on my watch."
- by Shaardis - at 2012.04.12 14:12:00
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17. Jettison booby trap - suggestion - in EVE General Discussion [original thread]
Jetcan booby traps already exist. They say, "Free stuff!!!" Grab from one, and you'll see.
- by Shaardis - at 2012.04.12 13:39:00
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18. Make-overs / Plastic Surgery / Fashion Police - in Intergalactic Summit [original thread]
I love using the clone vaults on Poteque stations. I just got the body of a woman half my age.
- by Shaardis - at 2011.01.20 07:28:00
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19. RACES whats the point? - in Intergalactic Summit [original thread]
One time, I met a Caldari with a big rocket. There was definitely an extra twenty percent of... oh, wait... I have no idea what you're on about. Eugenics is not the answer.
- by Shaardis - at 2008.04.25 11:18:00
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