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Aldrith Shutaq
Amarr Knighthood of the Merciful Crown
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Posted - 2011.01.20 00:53:00 -
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Someone threw a cloth over my head right when the final photo was being taken...
Now CONCORD says I'll have to go through the whole process again to get it fixed, plus there's a waiting period as they take care of some bureaucratic shenanigans.
Damn pranksters. I bet it was a terrorist.
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Aphoxema G
Operation Inertia
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Posted - 2011.01.20 00:56:00 -
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Originally by: Aldrith Shutaq Someone threw a cloth over my head right when the final photo was being taken...
Now CONCORD says I'll have to go through the whole process again to get it fixed, plus there's a waiting period as they take care of some bureaucratic shenanigans.
Damn pranksters. I bet it was a terrorist.
Is that Star Fraction's new gig? ------------------------------- The fox chases for her meal, but the rabbit runs for her life. |

Aldrith Shutaq
Amarr Knighthood of the Merciful Crown
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Posted - 2011.01.20 01:06:00 -
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Edited by: Aldrith Shutaq on 20/01/2011 01:06:25 Totally! This was the picture taken right before the other one was uploaded to CONCORD. Clearly they didn't want news that Amarrians can look snappy to get out.
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Aphoxema G
Operation Inertia
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Posted - 2011.01.20 01:22:00 -
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Originally by: Aldrith Shutaq Edited by: Aldrith Shutaq on 20/01/2011 01:06:25 Totally! This was the picture taken right before the other one was uploaded to CONCORD. Clearly they didn't want news that Amarrians can look snappy to get out.
I agree, that must be it.
It took me hours before I was happy. See, there's this very fine, narrow angle that is my "good side" and there's not much of it. Thankfully, their attempts to push me out unsatisfied were thwarted by my incredibly obtuse "bad side" which I find to be of great utility in matters of GETTING IT MY WAY I'LL TEAR YOUR DAMN FACES OFF.
I decided I'd even be so daring as to wear a little makeup. I went up to one of my autocannons, being overhauled at the time, swept my fingers along the bore and rubbed the carbon precipitant on my eyelids.
I think next time I'll buy something a little more... indicated for the use. Everything's still this whitish purple and I can't fully close my left eye. ------------------------------- The fox chases for her meal, but the rabbit runs for her life. |

Aldrith Shutaq
Amarr Knighthood of the Merciful Crown
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Posted - 2011.01.20 01:28:00 -
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Aw, cute.
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Sinti Vailatti
MMZ Laboratories LLC
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Posted - 2011.01.20 01:54:00 -
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Originally by: Victoria Stecker
Originally by: Sinjin Mokk I suppose it all came out allright. Though I'm a bit taken aback that they said I couldn't wear the traditional Khanid armor and helmet. Ah well, at least I got to show off the dress uniform.
My my, Sinjin... Nice hair. Perhaps I misjudged you. Your pet looks rather ridiculous though, you should see to that.
Says someone who puts her lipstick on with a paintroller. In fact, the last time I saw a mouth like that, it had a fish hook....YIPES!
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Sinjin Mokk
Khanid Provincial Vanguard Black Inquisition
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Posted - 2011.01.20 01:58:00 -
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Originally by: Sinti Vailatti
Originally by: Victoria Stecker
Originally by: Sinjin Mokk I suppose it all came out allright. Though I'm a bit taken aback that they said I couldn't wear the traditional Khanid armor and helmet. Ah well, at least I got to show off the dress uniform.
My my, Sinjin... Nice hair. Perhaps I misjudged you. Your pet looks rather ridiculous though, you should see to that.
Says someone who puts her lipstick on with a paintroller. In fact, the last time I saw a mouth like that, it had a fish hook....YIPES!
Thank you for your kind words Victoria. I've had to remind my...pet on how to maintain some proper decorum when dealing with inferiors. I do hope we can maintain an air of civility until your eventual crucifixion. Hw have you been? Any recent atrocities against the Minmatar lately?
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Aphoxema G
Operation Inertia
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Posted - 2011.01.20 02:18:00 -
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Originally by: Sinjin Mokk Thank you for your kind words Victoria. I've had to remind my...pet on how to maintain some proper decorum when dealing with inferiors. I do hope we can maintain an air of civility until your eventual crucifixion. Hw have you been? Any recent atrocities against the Minmatar lately?
You seem to have flown out of orbit from reality. I suggest you recalculate your trajectory as your perigee may be at course for a collision with the atmosphere. I doubt you have enough hot air to blow to escape the gravitational pull of your self-regard. ------------------------------- The fox chases for her meal, but the rabbit runs for her life. |

Rek Jaiga
Minmatar Crimson Path Shaktipat Revelators
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Posted - 2011.01.20 04:23:00 -
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Why all this talk about fashion and cosmetic surgery? I just don't understand why such surgeries just suddenly became so popular among capsuleers. I've always looked this way.
((retcon guys. RP-wise it makes more sense that our characters have always looked like they do now, rather than so many thousands of people all getting mandated surgery at the same time))
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Silas Vitalia
Khanid Provincial Vanguard Black Inquisition
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Posted - 2011.01.20 05:46:00 -
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Originally by: Rek Jaiga
((retcon guys. RP-wise it makes more sense that our characters have always looked like they do now, rather than so many thousands of people all getting mandated surgery at the same time))
((This is pretty obviously a tongue-in-cheek humor post regarding the new patch. Relax.))
Just be sure not to accidentally say anything that these fool photographers will misinterpret. I was talking about my desire to SAVE the Kingdom from heresy when the idiot snapped the picture. Had to have his entire family imprisoned as compensation.
Silas Vitalia CEO Khanid Provincial Vanguard Open for Recruitment!
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Rek Jaiga
Minmatar Crimson Path Shaktipat Revelators
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Posted - 2011.01.20 05:49:00 -
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((Ah, sorry. I don't always catch the nuances of humor))
Poor photographers, getting all the blame. I hope their insurance policies cover death by capsuleers..
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Haaranovor tenn
Amarr 101st Space Marine Force Nulli Secunda
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Posted - 2011.01.20 06:10:00 -
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Originally by: Silas Vitalia
Originally by: Rek Jaiga
((retcon guys. RP-wise it makes more sense that our characters have always looked like they do now, rather than so many thousands of people all getting mandated surgery at the same time))
((This is pretty obviously a tongue-in-cheek humor post regarding the new patch. Relax.))
Just be sure not to accidentally say anything that these fool photographers will misinterpret. I was talking about my desire to SAVE the Kingdom from heresy when the idiot snapped the picture. Had to have his entire family imprisoned as compensation.
How do you misinterpret, "I wish to save the Kingdom from heresy," as "okay I'm ready"?
I mean really...
By the way, you're now blinking and breathing manually. <3 |

Shaardis
Gallente
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Posted - 2011.01.20 07:28:00 -
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I love using the clone vaults on Poteque stations. I just got the body of a woman half my age. |

BongoShaftsbury
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Posted - 2011.01.20 07:38:00 -
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Hey there beautiful, I know what you mean. Not many can match my style and looks. I work hard to stay fit and lookin' good.
You seem to be a woman of style and grace, perhaps you can come up to my pad and admire my artwork?
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Silas Vitalia
Khanid Provincial Vanguard Black Inquisition
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Posted - 2011.01.20 07:44:00 -
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Originally by: Haaranovor tenn
How do you misinterpret, "I wish to save the Kingdom from heresy," as "okay I'm ready"?
I mean really...
Might have had something to do with the thrashing you gave our fleet tonight. Well fought, Nulli.
Silas Vitalia CEO Khanid Provincial Vanguard Open for Recruitment!
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Valdezi
Amarr Intaki Security and Intelligence Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
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Posted - 2011.01.20 08:10:00 -
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Sinjin, brother, I'm not trying to be difficult, but....
Are you wearing contacts? Those blue eyes look freaky.
Say it's contacts.
Otherwise, do you have some Gallente in your bloodline?
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Azador Kavian
Amarr Khanid Provincial Vanguard Black Inquisition
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Posted - 2011.01.20 09:42:00 -
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I never took you for the cosmetic type, Vitalia. Regardless... --------------- Grand Master of the Ordo Sanctus Imperator Templarii, Military order of the Khanid Kingdom
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Caviar Liberta
Gallente Moira.
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Posted - 2011.01.20 10:42:00 -
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For OPSEC reasons I can only say that my past, current and future work required a heavy reworking of the cosmetic type.
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Math'ra Hiede
Amarr Khanid Provincial Vanguard Black Inquisition
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Posted - 2011.01.20 11:38:00 -
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Well see - I was there updating my pilots liscence and they asked if I wanted to update the picture from the one about ten years old, so here I am thinking sure.... then right before they take the blasted picture they squeeze a lemon into my mouth and show pictures of King Khanid doing a dance.
The result being indeed, somewhat... different that what I had intended, apparently the DED had enough of a laugh that they suggested I come back in a few weeks and do it again.
Bloody CONCORD/DED, messing with us even at our most basic moment.
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Kshatriya Sebtin
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Posted - 2011.01.20 12:32:00 -
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Concords rules concerning these new photographs are just strange. First I was told I had to cover up my tattoos but when I asked about my sunglasses he assured me that they were allowed within the guidelines. I have heard rumours that later on we will be allowed to include our tattoos and other items of note but only for a small fee.
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Medarr
Amarr ZeroSec
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Posted - 2011.01.21 02:44:00 -
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It takes some getting used to but i guess i dont have to kill the plastic surgeon
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Sinjin Mokk
Khanid Provincial Vanguard Black Inquisition
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Posted - 2011.01.21 02:59:00 -
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Originally by: Valdezi Sinjin, brother, I'm not trying to be difficult, but....
Are you wearing contacts? Those blue eyes look freaky.
Say it's contacts.
Otherwise, do you have some Gallente in your bloodline?
No, they are quite natural. The color is common to natives of my planet, especially those of my House. I'm told it's from various environmental factors.
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Myxx
Risen Angels
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Posted - 2011.01.21 03:22:00 -
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It was suggested I let my hair down. I said "I need a comb"... and they took the picture anyway. --
Originally by: CCP Explorer (and if you guys would also stop using Drakes it would be really appreciated, kthxbye).
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ValentinaDLM
Minmatar Zaratha Zarati Shaktipat Revelators
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Posted - 2011.01.21 03:32:00 -
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I went searching for cute shoes and found only two ugly models for sale, but I could live with that, but what sort of fashion tragedy conspired to make no necklaces, hats or scarves available near concord picture day. I think it is part of Concord's to make me look like I can't accessorize in front of Master Kuvakei..... But I will show him I indeed have fashion sense no matter how much Concord tries to oppress me.
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Herzog Wolfhammer
Gallente Sigma Special Tactics Group Fleet Coordination Coalition
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Posted - 2011.01.21 05:49:00 -
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Aaaaaaagh! My face! It's gone! Aaaaagh!!! I'm just a gray blob with big ears!! Aaaaaa!
Just kidding. So it looks like while I was planetside somebody decided that our neocom and primary com image needs to be updated and I see that many of you have gone for makeovers wanting to look good for the new pictures.
Seriously who wants to look at some naked dude floating in goo? Last time someone put a camera in my capsule it was so they could pipe the image of my own ass back at me - one a public channel! Bastards!
I suppose it's time to visit the barber shop before I can fly again.
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Aria Jenneth
Caldari Kumiho's Smile Naraka.
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Posted - 2011.01.21 07:19:00 -
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Edited by: Aria Jenneth on 21/01/2011 07:19:43 I just did visit a hairdresser, actually. The long hair, tied back, was a little ... well, traditional.
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Kazzzi
Amarr Heathen Legion Ushra'Khan
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Posted - 2011.01.21 11:54:00 -
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I'd do her, I'd do her, I'd do her, shes's a hoe but I'd prolly still do her, I'd do her, ungreased hammertime action with her, do her, and her... |

Lord Maximullis
Amarr Universal Army
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Posted - 2011.01.21 12:57:00 -
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Well it had been a fair while. Although I have to say that the cameraman was ****, and I was hungover. |

Odelya d'Hanguest
1st Praetorian Guard
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Posted - 2011.01.21 15:48:00 -
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Today I listened to one of those Gallentean pop songs. Needless to say that I despise them... But this song ôSupergirlö reminded me of, well, myself... Believe me, it is hard to be the hottest Khanid in the universe!
Hey Supergirl (Supergirl) Tu sors de ton Austin Morris Et te dThanches comme une actrtice Ta petite mini de chez Armani Est tout ce qu'il y a de plus sexy
Hey Supergirl (Supergirl) Ton rouge a lFvres de Lancaster Donne a ta belle bouche un mystFre Que je viendrai bient(t percer Toi tu en resteras bouche-bTe
Tu n'auras plus besoin d'argent Ni de vOtements TlTgants Il te faudra de la souplesse De l'audace de l'adresse De la tendresse de tigresse
Hey Supergirl (Supergirl) Ton make-up de chez Shiseido Enveloppe joliment ta peau Ton parfum Heure bleue de chez Guerlain Me fera perdre mon latin
Mais cette nuit pas question De bonne Tducation Il te faudra de la souplesse De l'audace, de l'adresse De la tendresse de tigresse
Cette nuit ma petite minette Quand nous jouerons a la belle et la bOte Tu n'auras plus rien a te mettre Et adieu les jolies bouclettes! Quand nous nous enverrons en l'air Tu oublieras Jil Sander Et tes chaussure Haute coutute Ton admirable Wonderbra Auront affaire a moi Ta petite culotte de Calvin Klein Tu la retrouveras a la Saint Glinglin Hey Supergirl (Supergirl)
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Sinjin Mokk
Khanid Provincial Vanguard Black Inquisition
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Posted - 2011.01.22 06:31:00 -
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If that's the kind of stuff you're listening to cousin, we're going to need to have a loonnggg talk, very soon.
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