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Silas Vitalia Khanid Provincial Vanguard Black Inquisition	Posted - 2011.01.18 15:00:00 - [1] It seems change is in the air and I have a feeling I'm going to be seeing all of you in a new light -very- soon. Do be careful and hire an appropriate surgeon, makeup artist, or personal clothing shopper. I've seen entirely too many of those same 3 jackets and 2 pairs of dreadful boots on nearly every capsuleer I know. Do try and be original if at all possible... In any case, feel free to post here with your new looks if you've undergone any recent cosmetics... Silas Vitalia CEO Khanid Provincial Vanguard Open for Recruitment!
Ikarus Gaul Gallente Eiffel Initiatives	Posted - 2011.01.19 00:41:00 - [2] I think I did fairly well under the skilled hands of a fine Gallente surgeon. Of course, you get what you pay for... I spared little expense, and did not pressure her to rush the job! á How many humans will CONCORD allow Master Kuvakei and his True Slaves to abduct? How many is too many? Too many have already been lost! 40M citizens on countless planets!
Ikarus Gaul Gallente Eiffel Initiatives	Posted - 2011.01.19 00:43:00 - [3] Originally by: Silas Vitalia I've seen entirely too many of those same 3 jackets and 2 pairs of dreadful boots on nearly every capsuleer I know. Some people just aren't that creative with composition in photography. Many gravitate to boring, classic poses, and in equal measure those that whine about asymmetrical ship design cannot stomach a portrait of themselves that is off-centre. Sad, really... á How many humans will CONCORD allow Master Kuvakei and his True Slaves to abduct? How many is too many? Too many have already been lost! 40M citizens on countless planets!
Calathea Sata	Posted - 2011.01.19 00:48:00 - [4] I undyed my hair.
Sinti Vailatti MMZ Laboratories LLC	Posted - 2011.01.19 00:52:00 - [5] Mine is natural. No, really, it is... Serving the Dark Amarr
Ikarus Gaul Gallente Eiffel Initiatives	Posted - 2011.01.19 00:56:00 - [6] Originally by: Sinti Vailatti Mine is natural. No, really, it is... Ahhh, you have "hard water" where you live, with a high proportion of iron ions, it would seem. You'd actually be able to control that with a good filtration/water softener system... á How many humans will CONCORD allow Master Kuvakei and his True Slaves to abduct? How many is too many? Too many have already been lost! 40M citizens on countless planets!
Aiwha Caldari 101st Space Marine Force Nulli Secunda	Posted - 2011.01.19 06:34:00 - [7] I'm not used to having flesh on the left side of my face. Takes some getting used to. Gullible
John Revenent Caldari Revenent Defence Corperation Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive	Posted - 2011.01.19 07:48:00 - [8] I may try to die my hair next time..
Calathea Sata	Posted - 2011.01.19 07:51:00 - [9] Oh my, John, you look much more matured.
Thgil Goldcore Amarr Volition Cult	Posted - 2011.01.19 11:31:00 - [10] some of us just got a new picture ya know... since, ya know, it was required.
Grideris Gallente Fleet Coordination Command Fleet Coordination Coalition	Posted - 2011.01.19 11:32:00 - [11] Edited by: Grideris on 19/01/2011 11:32:26 Originally by: John Revenent I may try to die my hair next time.. I disagree. That colour is often considered to be a mark of wisdom. Then again, it's also considered a sign of age. -------------------------------- Lord Admiral, Fleet Coordination Coalition
Aynen	Posted - 2011.01.19 11:40:00 - [12] I really didn't change much, I'm a fan of subtlety. But I cut my hair quite a bit. I've been thinking of getting a tattoo, but I couldn't find a tattoo artist anywhere. Where have they all gone? Is the pay better outside of Gallente space or something?
Spoon Thumb Mamaleek Black Inquisition	Posted - 2011.01.19 11:48:00 - [13] We seem to be living in a fashion police state. I too have had had all but 9 pairs of boots, pants and shirts confiscated. What's more, all they've left is black, grey, brown and grey-green. Also being forced to retake all the mugshots for our official concord files, we've again been limited to black and shades of grey for the background Some people though seem to have seen the funny side of the situation Join khanidpublic - a channel for supporters of the Khanid Kingdom
Niraia Gallente Zaratha Zarati Shaktipat Revelators	Posted - 2011.01.19 11:58:00 - [14] I had lots of fun with my photographer after my latest portrait update, his work was most satisfactory throughout ;) - eohpoker.com sanshasnation.net
Alica Wildfire Minmatar Federal Investigations Agency	Posted - 2011.01.19 12:44:00 - [15] Edited by: Alica Wildfire on 19/01/2011 12:45:23 Death to all photograhers. I petitioned the authorities about court martialing my photographer and put him to the wall. I will make work my good relations to the Republic government for this. He totally ****ed up the light and made me older than I am. He will die for that. Die die die. -- FREEDOM, PUNK & AUTOCANNONS
Muck Raker Gallente Gutter Press	Posted - 2011.01.19 13:07:00 - [16] Rumour has it that State Mercenaries interdicted the supply of various hair colouring products to outlets across the Federation. We spoke to one such State Menace who said "I know nothing about this", and then wandered off, whistling. Clearly there is more to this Caldari Scourge menacing of the fashion industry! Rumours! Wars! Rumours of wars! Wars of rumours!
Lucius Achilleus Amarr SniggWaffe	Posted - 2011.01.19 15:32:00 - [17] Originally by: Silas Vitalia It seems change is in the air and I have a feeling I'm going to be seeing all of you in a new light -very- soon. Do be careful and hire an appropriate surgeon, makeup artist, or personal clothing shopper. I've seen entirely too many of those same 3 jackets and 2 pairs of dreadful boots on nearly every capsuleer I know. Do try and be original if at all possible... In any case, feel free to post here with your new looks if you've undergone any recent cosmetics... You mean my collection of your corpses will no longer be current!?
Syn Callibri Minmatar 21st Eridani Lighthorse Broken Chains Alliance	Posted - 2011.01.19 16:33:00 - [18] Its about time CONCORD bought some decent camera-drones for these. [21EL] Commander Tac-Ops / [21EL] I.S.C.
Niraia Gallente Zaratha Zarati Shaktipat Revelators	Posted - 2011.01.19 16:34:00 - [19] I've never noticed before, Syn. But from a distance, you look like a man :( - eohpoker.com sanshasnation.net
Hildar Demanin Amarr	Posted - 2011.01.19 16:48:00 - [20] Edited by: Hildar Demanin on 19/01/2011 16:50:28 Anyone know how to remove this new "permanant make-up" crap the Caldari are marketing? I mean, I go in for a bit of a touch up to make me appear older and wiser, and come out with more chemicals on my face than a Gallente 'exotic dancer'.
JiaLei Lian Gallente True Slave Foundations Shaktipat Revelators	Posted - 2011.01.19 18:24:00 - [21] Now, now, Niraia, don't be mean. Maybe she come by [SHARE]'s studio with us and we can take car of her?
ValentinaDLM Minmatar Zaratha Zarati Shaktipat Revelators	Posted - 2011.01.19 18:40:00 - [22] of course syn is a close personal friend I would gladly help should she drop by our studio.
Syn Callibri Minmatar 21st Eridani Lighthorse	Posted - 2011.01.19 18:49:00 - [23] Simply put...all three of you drop dead, your little attempt at personal sabotage is futile. /end of line [21EL] Commander Tac-Ops / [21EL] I.S.C.
JiaLei Lian Gallente True Slave Foundations Shaktipat Revelators	Posted - 2011.01.19 18:56:00 - [24] Well, you're being no fun at all. I'm certain we could have an augmentation done to fix that if you want, though.
ValentinaDLM Minmatar Zaratha Zarati Shaktipat Revelators	Posted - 2011.01.19 18:59:00 - [25] Originally by: Syn Callibri Simply put...all three of you drop dead, your little attempt at personal sabotage is futile. /end of line Thats not nice Syn, I am just trying to be a good friend. Oh, well you're probably just having a bad day today, remember if you need someone to talk to I am there for you.
Syn Callibri Minmatar 21st Eridani Lighthorse	Posted - 2011.01.19 19:00:00 - [26] Originally by: Ikarus Gaul I think I did fairly well under the skilled hands of a fine Gallente surgeon. Of course, you get what you pay for... I spared little expense, and did not pressure her to rush the job! Ikarus...you know I think the universe of you, but I have to ask. Did you get a bowl of soup with that hair-cut? Just kidding. [21EL] Commander Tac-Ops / [21EL] I.S.C.
Akuza Shoudan Caldari	Posted - 2011.01.19 19:06:00 - [27] I have to say that I am very happy with the work of my photographer. I may send him my sister's way. To live is to suffer, but to survive, is to find meaning in the suffering.
Sinjin Mokk Khanid Provincial Vanguard Black Inquisition	Posted - 2011.01.19 19:08:00 - [28] I suppose it all came out allright. Though I'm a bit taken aback that they said I couldn't wear the traditional Khanid armor and helmet. Ah well, at least I got to show off the dress uniform. Serving the Dark Amarr
Ollie Rundle Gallente	Posted - 2011.01.19 23:49:00 - [29] Originally by: Ikarus Gaul Originally by: Silas Vitalia I've seen entirely too many of those same 3 jackets and 2 pairs of dreadful boots on nearly every capsuleer I know. Some people just aren't that creative with composition in photography. Many gravitate to boring, classic poses, and in equal measure those that whine about asymmetrical ship design cannot stomach a portrait of themselves that is off-centre. Sad, really... Ikarus, I think I found the template they modelled your off-the-shelf 'look' from. Hope you didn't get the personality upload package too, because from all reports he's a tosser.
Victoria Stecker Amarr Heathen Legion Ushra'Khan	Posted - 2011.01.20 00:01:00 - [30] Originally by: Sinjin Mokk I suppose it all came out allright. Though I'm a bit taken aback that they said I couldn't wear the traditional Khanid armor and helmet. Ah well, at least I got to show off the dress uniform. My my, Sinjin... Nice hair. Perhaps I misjudged you. Your pet looks rather ridiculous though, you should see to that. - In the embrace of Hell, I am no longer afraid, for with His damned embrace, I have become that which I once most feared: Death.
Aldrith Shutaq Amarr Knighthood of the Merciful Crown	Posted - 2011.01.20 00:53:00 - [31] Someone threw a cloth over my head right when the final photo was being taken... Now CONCORD says I'll have to go through the whole process again to get it fixed, plus there's a waiting period as they take care of some bureaucratic shenanigans. Damn pranksters. I bet it was a terrorist.
Aphoxema G Operation Inertia	Posted - 2011.01.20 00:56:00 - [32] Originally by: Aldrith Shutaq Someone threw a cloth over my head right when the final photo was being taken... Now CONCORD says I'll have to go through the whole process again to get it fixed, plus there's a waiting period as they take care of some bureaucratic shenanigans. Damn pranksters. I bet it was a terrorist. Is that Star Fraction's new gig? ------------------------------- The fox chases for her meal, but the rabbit runs for her life.
Aldrith Shutaq Amarr Knighthood of the Merciful Crown	Posted - 2011.01.20 01:06:00 - [33] Edited by: Aldrith Shutaq on 20/01/2011 01:06:25 Totally! This was the picture taken right before the other one was uploaded to CONCORD. Clearly they didn't want news that Amarrians can look snappy to get out.
Aphoxema G Operation Inertia	Posted - 2011.01.20 01:22:00 - [34] Originally by: Aldrith Shutaq Edited by: Aldrith Shutaq on 20/01/2011 01:06:25 Totally! This was the picture taken right before the other one was uploaded to CONCORD. Clearly they didn't want news that Amarrians can look snappy to get out. I agree, that must be it. It took me hours before I was happy. See, there's this very fine, narrow angle that is my "good side" and there's not much of it. Thankfully, their attempts to push me out unsatisfied were thwarted by my incredibly obtuse "bad side" which I find to be of great utility in matters of GETTING IT MY WAY I'LL TEAR YOUR DAMN FACES OFF. I decided I'd even be so daring as to wear a little makeup. I went up to one of my autocannons, being overhauled at the time, swept my fingers along the bore and rubbed the carbon precipitant on my eyelids. I think next time I'll buy something a little more... indicated for the use. Everything's still this whitish purple and I can't fully close my left eye. ------------------------------- The fox chases for her meal, but the rabbit runs for her life.
Aldrith Shutaq Amarr Knighthood of the Merciful Crown	Posted - 2011.01.20 01:28:00 - [35] Aw, cute.
Sinti Vailatti MMZ Laboratories LLC	Posted - 2011.01.20 01:54:00 - [36] Originally by: Victoria Stecker Originally by: Sinjin Mokk I suppose it all came out allright. Though I'm a bit taken aback that they said I couldn't wear the traditional Khanid armor and helmet. Ah well, at least I got to show off the dress uniform. My my, Sinjin... Nice hair. Perhaps I misjudged you. Your pet looks rather ridiculous though, you should see to that. Says someone who puts her lipstick on with a paintroller. In fact, the last time I saw a mouth like that, it had a fish hook....YIPES! Serving the Dark Amarr
Sinjin Mokk Khanid Provincial Vanguard Black Inquisition	Posted - 2011.01.20 01:58:00 - [37] Originally by: Sinti Vailatti Originally by: Victoria Stecker Originally by: Sinjin Mokk I suppose it all came out allright. Though I'm a bit taken aback that they said I couldn't wear the traditional Khanid armor and helmet. Ah well, at least I got to show off the dress uniform. My my, Sinjin... Nice hair. Perhaps I misjudged you. Your pet looks rather ridiculous though, you should see to that. Says someone who puts her lipstick on with a paintroller. In fact, the last time I saw a mouth like that, it had a fish hook....YIPES! Thank you for your kind words Victoria. I've had to remind my...pet on how to maintain some proper decorum when dealing with inferiors. I do hope we can maintain an air of civility until your eventual crucifixion. Hw have you been? Any recent atrocities against the Minmatar lately? Serving the Dark Amarr
Aphoxema G Operation Inertia	Posted - 2011.01.20 02:18:00 - [38] Originally by: Sinjin Mokk Thank you for your kind words Victoria. I've had to remind my...pet on how to maintain some proper decorum when dealing with inferiors. I do hope we can maintain an air of civility until your eventual crucifixion. Hw have you been? Any recent atrocities against the Minmatar lately? You seem to have flown out of orbit from reality. I suggest you recalculate your trajectory as your perigee may be at course for a collision with the atmosphere. I doubt you have enough hot air to blow to escape the gravitational pull of your self-regard. ------------------------------- The fox chases for her meal, but the rabbit runs for her life.
Rek Jaiga Minmatar Crimson Path Shaktipat Revelators	Posted - 2011.01.20 04:23:00 - [39] Why all this talk about fashion and cosmetic surgery? I just don't understand why such surgeries just suddenly became so popular among capsuleers. I've always looked this way. ((retcon guys. RP-wise it makes more sense that our characters have always looked like they do now, rather than so many thousands of people all getting mandated surgery at the same time))
Silas Vitalia Khanid Provincial Vanguard Black Inquisition	Posted - 2011.01.20 05:46:00 - [40] Originally by: Rek Jaiga ((retcon guys. RP-wise it makes more sense that our characters have always looked like they do now, rather than so many thousands of people all getting mandated surgery at the same time)) ((This is pretty obviously a tongue-in-cheek humor post regarding the new patch. Relax.)) Just be sure not to accidentally say anything that these fool photographers will misinterpret. I was talking about my desire to SAVE the Kingdom from heresy when the idiot snapped the picture. Had to have his entire family imprisoned as compensation. Silas Vitalia CEO Khanid Provincial Vanguard Open for Recruitment!
Rek Jaiga Minmatar Crimson Path Shaktipat Revelators	Posted - 2011.01.20 05:49:00 - [41] ((Ah, sorry. I don't always catch the nuances of humor)) Poor photographers, getting all the blame. I hope their insurance policies cover death by capsuleers..
Haaranovor tenn Amarr 101st Space Marine Force Nulli Secunda	Posted - 2011.01.20 06:10:00 - [42] Originally by: Silas Vitalia Originally by: Rek Jaiga ((retcon guys. RP-wise it makes more sense that our characters have always looked like they do now, rather than so many thousands of people all getting mandated surgery at the same time)) ((This is pretty obviously a tongue-in-cheek humor post regarding the new patch. Relax.)) Just be sure not to accidentally say anything that these fool photographers will misinterpret. I was talking about my desire to SAVE the Kingdom from heresy when the idiot snapped the picture. Had to have his entire family imprisoned as compensation. How do you misinterpret, "I wish to save the Kingdom from heresy," as "okay I'm ready"? I mean really... By the way, you're now blinking and breathing manually. <3
Shaardis Gallente	Posted - 2011.01.20 07:28:00 - [43] I love using the clone vaults on Poteque stations. I just got the body of a woman half my age.
BongoShaftsbury	Posted - 2011.01.20 07:38:00 - [44] Hey there beautiful, I know what you mean. Not many can match my style and looks. I work hard to stay fit and lookin' good. You seem to be a woman of style and grace, perhaps you can come up to my pad and admire my artwork?
Silas Vitalia Khanid Provincial Vanguard Black Inquisition	Posted - 2011.01.20 07:44:00 - [45] Originally by: Haaranovor tenn How do you misinterpret, "I wish to save the Kingdom from heresy," as "okay I'm ready"? I mean really... Might have had something to do with the thrashing you gave our fleet tonight. Well fought, Nulli. Silas Vitalia CEO Khanid Provincial Vanguard Open for Recruitment!
Valdezi Amarr Intaki Security and Intelligence Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive	Posted - 2011.01.20 08:10:00 - [46] Sinjin, brother, I'm not trying to be difficult, but.... Are you wearing contacts? Those blue eyes look freaky. Say it's contacts. Otherwise, do you have some Gallente in your bloodline?
Azador Kavian Amarr Khanid Provincial Vanguard Black Inquisition	Posted - 2011.01.20 09:42:00 - [47] I never took you for the cosmetic type, Vitalia. Regardless... --------------- Grand Master of the Ordo Sanctus Imperator Templarii, Military order of the Khanid Kingdom
Caviar Liberta Gallente Moira.	Posted - 2011.01.20 10:42:00 - [48] For OPSEC reasons I can only say that my past, current and future work required a heavy reworking of the cosmetic type.
Math'ra Hiede Amarr Khanid Provincial Vanguard Black Inquisition	Posted - 2011.01.20 11:38:00 - [49] Well see - I was there updating my pilots liscence and they asked if I wanted to update the picture from the one about ten years old, so here I am thinking sure.... then right before they take the blasted picture they squeeze a lemon into my mouth and show pictures of King Khanid doing a dance. The result being indeed, somewhat... different that what I had intended, apparently the DED had enough of a laugh that they suggested I come back in a few weeks and do it again. Bloody CONCORD/DED, messing with us even at our most basic moment. Recruitment Open
Kshatriya Sebtin	Posted - 2011.01.20 12:32:00 - [50] Concords rules concerning these new photographs are just strange. First I was told I had to cover up my tattoos but when I asked about my sunglasses he assured me that they were allowed within the guidelines. I have heard rumours that later on we will be allowed to include our tattoos and other items of note but only for a small fee.
Medarr Amarr ZeroSec	Posted - 2011.01.21 02:44:00 - [51] It takes some getting used to but i guess i dont have to kill the plastic surgeon
Sinjin Mokk Khanid Provincial Vanguard Black Inquisition	Posted - 2011.01.21 02:59:00 - [52] Originally by: Valdezi Sinjin, brother, I'm not trying to be difficult, but.... Are you wearing contacts? Those blue eyes look freaky. Say it's contacts. Otherwise, do you have some Gallente in your bloodline? No, they are quite natural. The color is common to natives of my planet, especially those of my House. I'm told it's from various environmental factors. Serving the Dark Amarr
Myxx Risen Angels	Posted - 2011.01.21 03:22:00 - [53] It was suggested I let my hair down. I said "I need a comb"... and they took the picture anyway. -- Originally by: CCP Explorer (and if you guys would also stop using Drakes it would be really appreciated, kthxbye).
ValentinaDLM Minmatar Zaratha Zarati Shaktipat Revelators	Posted - 2011.01.21 03:32:00 - [54] I went searching for cute shoes and found only two ugly models for sale, but I could live with that, but what sort of fashion tragedy conspired to make no necklaces, hats or scarves available near concord picture day. I think it is part of Concord's to make me look like I can't accessorize in front of Master Kuvakei..... But I will show him I indeed have fashion sense no matter how much Concord tries to oppress me.
Herzog Wolfhammer Gallente Sigma Special Tactics Group Fleet Coordination Coalition	Posted - 2011.01.21 05:49:00 - [55] Aaaaaaagh! My face! It's gone! Aaaaagh!!! I'm just a gray blob with big ears!! Aaaaaa! Just kidding. So it looks like while I was planetside somebody decided that our neocom and primary com image needs to be updated and I see that many of you have gone for makeovers wanting to look good for the new pictures. Seriously who wants to look at some naked dude floating in goo? Last time someone put a camera in my capsule it was so they could pipe the image of my own ass back at me - one a public channel! Bastards! I suppose it's time to visit the barber shop before I can fly again.
Aria Jenneth Caldari Kumiho's Smile Naraka.	Posted - 2011.01.21 07:19:00 - [56] Edited by: Aria Jenneth on 21/01/2011 07:19:43 I just did visit a hairdresser, actually. The long hair, tied back, was a little ... well, traditional.
Kazzzi Amarr Heathen Legion Ushra'Khan	Posted - 2011.01.21 11:54:00 - [57] I'd do her, I'd do her, I'd do her, shes's a hoe but I'd prolly still do her, I'd do her, ungreased hammertime action with her, do her, and her...
Lord Maximullis Amarr Universal Army	Posted - 2011.01.21 12:57:00 - [58] Well it had been a fair while. Although I have to say that the cameraman was ****, and I was hungover.
Odelya d'Hanguest 1st Praetorian Guard	Posted - 2011.01.21 15:48:00 - [59] Today I listened to one of those Gallentean pop songs. Needless to say that I despise them... But this song ôSupergirlö reminded me of, well, myself... Believe me, it is hard to be the hottest Khanid in the universe! Hey Supergirl (Supergirl) Tu sors de ton Austin Morris Et te dThanches comme une actrtice Ta petite mini de chez Armani Est tout ce qu'il y a de plus sexy Hey Supergirl (Supergirl) Ton rouge a lFvres de Lancaster Donne a ta belle bouche un mystFre Que je viendrai bient(t percer Toi tu en resteras bouche-bTe Tu n'auras plus besoin d'argent Ni de vOtements TlTgants Il te faudra de la souplesse De l'audace de l'adresse De la tendresse de tigresse Hey Supergirl (Supergirl) Ton make-up de chez Shiseido Enveloppe joliment ta peau Ton parfum Heure bleue de chez Guerlain Me fera perdre mon latin Mais cette nuit pas question De bonne Tducation Il te faudra de la souplesse De l'audace, de l'adresse De la tendresse de tigresse Cette nuit ma petite minette Quand nous jouerons a la belle et la bOte Tu n'auras plus rien a te mettre Et adieu les jolies bouclettes! Quand nous nous enverrons en l'air Tu oublieras Jil Sander Et tes chaussure Haute coutute Ton admirable Wonderbra Auront affaire a moi Ta petite culotte de Calvin Klein Tu la retrouveras a la Saint Glinglin Hey Supergirl (Supergirl)
Sinjin Mokk Khanid Provincial Vanguard Black Inquisition	Posted - 2011.01.22 06:31:00 - [60] If that's the kind of stuff you're listening to cousin, we're going to need to have a loonnggg talk, very soon. Serving the Dark Amarr
Haaranovor tenn Amarr 101st Space Marine Force Nulli Secunda	Posted - 2011.01.22 06:42:00 - [61] Originally by: Silas Vitalia Originally by: Haaranovor tenn How do you misinterpret, "I wish to save the Kingdom from heresy," as "okay I'm ready"? I mean really... Might have had something to do with the thrashing you gave our fleet tonight. Well fought, Nulli. It was fun. Oh, by the way, Aih picked up your remains, he transferred them to somebody putting together some sort of museum. Mausoleum full of capsuleers of note. I'm sure they'll receive the proper respect and care there, rather than that little "fort" he builds... "There's a very fine line between not listening, and not caring. I like to think I walk that line everyday of my life."
Alica Wildfire Minmatar Federal Investigations Agency	Posted - 2011.01.22 10:04:00 - [62] Edited by: Alica Wildfire on 22/01/2011 10:16:30 As my sister Aphoxema said, it's not easy for a warrior girl to stand a photo session. Well, in my rage I let the first photographer kill and I'm very sorry for it now. You really don't lay hand on an artist. But that was a real jerk and I was so not looking like me. The second will leave hospital in a few days. It was not because he did bad work, cause I made perfectly clear to him, that I'm not a fifty cent junky hoe from the lower decks but a Sebiestor warrior girl. And that he better does not make me look like a Gallente popstar too. So the second one was very very very careful in taking his shots. And finally he delivered a photo which found my full appreciation. He also had persuaded me to take down my yellow goo that I use to protect my lips from pod goo. So he made the final shot and I can say - that's it. Of cause I do not look like a popstar and many Sebiestor look better than I do, but I'm not here to look good. I'm here to fight for our freedom. Of cause you ask me why the photographer is not generously paid at home now but instead beaten up badly by me with a monkeywrench? Wellà he talked me into taking some bodyshots in underwear. That's no big deal at all for a girl like me. Hey, I'm no bourgeois hussy that's spoiled and shy and would not undress herself in a room with boys to put on harnish and weapons to go into a fight. A good military can't effort such caprices. We are all warriors. So I stood there in the light and let it happen, thinking of nothing bad. Then I saw the photos and the monkeywrench was near. Now he's really in a bad shape, that swine. I'm happy that I did not kill him but the doc said it was not much left of him. -- FREEDOM, PUNK & AUTOCANNONS
Jenny Spitfire Caldari	Posted - 2011.01.22 10:09:00 - [63] Hullo. I've been to the hair dresser and some factory outlet stores. How do I look? I hope they did a good job on me. If not, I really need to pay them a visit. You all look sassy --------- The making of the new Jenny Spitfire
Borza Slavak Minmatar Mirkur Draug'Tyr Ushra'Khan	Posted - 2011.01.22 10:16:00 - [64] Some little ** of a joker messed with the firmware of my tattoo nanobots. They moved and now cover my voluval in my normal skin tone. **. When I find out who did this they're gonna get killed all kinds of dead.
Alica Wildfire Minmatar Federal Investigations Agency	Posted - 2011.01.22 10:50:00 - [65] Edited by: Alica Wildfire on 22/01/2011 10:55:46 Don't worry brother. Your tattoos are perfectly fine. CONCORD has removed them cause some Amarrian *******s have put up a sue against CONCORD that they should forbid to show our marks on official photos. Cause they are forbidden in Empire and capsuleer photos are everywhere. So they removed them on the official photos by editing. But on my originals they are perfectly. Nobody can take away my voluval without dying for it or killing me in the process and finally rip my skin off my flesh. The Republic has put their weight into this affair to allow us to show our marks on future photos. Just wait for our kind to win this battle. If you are angry about this, please feel free to remove some Amarrians from their ships in the meantime. We will show our marks. Proudly and bold. Die Amarr, die, die, die. And CONCORD? Remember Yulai. Again they try to oppress us. To destroy our culture. Rise, brother, rise! -- FREEDOM, PUNK & AUTOCANNONS
Borza Slavak Minmatar Mirkur Draug'Tyr Ushra'Khan	Posted - 2011.01.22 11:33:00 - [66] Edited by: Borza Slavak on 22/01/2011 11:33:07 Originally by: Alica Wildfire Edited by: Alica Wildfire on 22/01/2011 10:55:46 Don't worry brother. Your tattoos are perfectly fine. CONCORD has removed them cause some Amarrian *******s have put up a sue against CONCORD that they should forbid to show our marks on official photos. Cause they are forbidden in Empire and capsuleer photos are everywhere. So they removed them on the official photos by editing. But on my originals they are perfectly. I'm afraid not in my case. I've checked using a mirror.
Alica Wildfire Minmatar Federal Investigations Agency	Posted - 2011.01.22 11:40:00 - [67] Edited by: Alica Wildfire on 22/01/2011 11:44:21 Use a real mirror and not a cybernetic one. Cybernetic mirrors are lying. You should know that. Check the origin of that mirror. Let me guess? MADE IN AMARR EMPIRE Thou shalt not touch loot from Amarrian ships. Better shoot the wrecks and burn what's left after that. There's not coming anything of help from the Empire. Just lies and slavery. Did YOU already kill a slaver today? -- FREEDOM, PUNK & AUTOCANNONS
Kal Gauss the Blackguard Entertainment	Posted - 2011.01.22 12:28:00 - [68] I still miss my armor, but I guess it is about time I focused on these ships. Hadn't noticed my hair had started to grey.
Borza Slavak Minmatar Mirkur Draug'Tyr Ushra'Khan	Posted - 2011.01.22 12:36:00 - [69] I say "mirror". It was actually a pool of rather reflective slaver blood.
Alica Wildfire Minmatar Federal Investigations Agency	Posted - 2011.01.22 12:45:00 - [70] Edited by: Alica Wildfire on 22/01/2011 12:56:03 This kind of mirror is a true mirror, yes. Slaver blood is not lying anymore. There are some things that actually are stalled during the time of this lawsuit battle. Like: will we be allowed to show our marks? Will we be allowed to wear our daggers of honor (especially we Sebiestor women have a strong tradition that we should always be in public with this "weapon"). Then of cause body armor like helmets, which I find not so important for it covers the face -especially full helmets- and is actually making the face unreadable on IGS. But you can of cause argue about that for the Amarr may cloak their faces completely. The Amarr are allowed to show their religious symbols on their clothings by the way. I heared from an Intaki who was complaining that he was not allowed to show and wear his traditional queue of hair on the camera. Because the Gallente, I think, argued that this was often used by the rebels as a sign of resistance to the federation. They edited away my piercings too. An Vherokior sister complained about that she was not allowed to wear her traditional racker with the signs of her clan hanging from it, also because of CONCORD regulations. But I think CONCORD will not be happy to lose another station just because they try to censor our culture away. I think they got the message and this will change soon. Before an other CONCORD station is burning. And this time, I hope, I will be asked to join the fleet and put some heavy wreckage on it. And pod those who try to escape. As long as someone is suppressing and censoring our culture I will be ready with my weapons to fight it. There are places for words. But on culture I feel no restraint in putting everything in it I can. If Ushra'Khan should have the idea to blast away some CONCORD generals as a message of warning I'll sacrifice a Maelstrom with fourteenhundreds for that. Just send me a note. -- FREEDOM, PUNK & AUTOCANNONS
Myrhial Arkenath Ghost Festival Naraka.	Posted - 2011.01.22 13:56:00 - [71] I'm please with how my new portrait shot turned out. Was really time for the old one to go, I've let my hair grow ever since. Disappointed though I was not allowed to wear PRETA's corporate uniform. Or have the Cartel logo in the back. Obvious Empire bias is obvious again! Diary of a Pod Pilot
Sinjin Mokk Khanid Provincial Vanguard Black Inquisition	Posted - 2011.01.22 14:05:00 - [72] Borza...Alicia...this really isn't the forum for this. What else can I say except...I can see exactly where the collar is supposed to go. Serving the Dark Amarr
Odelya d'Hanguest 1st Praetorian Guard	Posted - 2011.01.22 14:43:00 - [73] Originally by: Sinjin Mokk If that's the kind of stuff you're listening to cousin, we're going to need to have a loonnggg talk, very soon. Well, yes... Sometimes they just hit me and I suffer from obsessive musical thought... But thatÆs the strategy of the Gallente, isnÆt it? The lack of physical and cultural abilities is compensated by indirect methods. Should be outlawed in the Kingdom... I will burn my collection. Originally by: Alica Wildfire As my sister Aphoxema said, it's not easy for a warrior girl to stand a photo session. Well, in my rage I let the first photographer kill and I'm very sorry for it now. You really don't lay hand on an artist. But that was a real jerk and I was so not looking like me. Now that is really disgusting. The whole category of a ôwarrior girlö combined with arbitrary violence against non-capsuleers really sickens me. You may call it ôfreedomö, but I call it by its real name: anarchy. The sad thing is that what the self-proclaimed ôwarrior girlö describes here is not a simple rage accident, but the systematic attempt to desensitise the races of New Eden. Bear in mind: The goal of our enemies is world revolution!
Alica Wildfire Minmatar Federal Investigations Agency	Posted - 2011.01.22 15:25:00 - [74] Edited by: Alica Wildfire on 22/01/2011 15:35:23 Originally by: Odelya d'Hanguest Now that is really disgusting. The whole category of a ôwarrior girlö combined with arbitrary violence against non-capsuleers really sickens me. You may call it ôfreedomö, but I call it by its real name: anarchy. The sad thing is that what the self-proclaimed ôwarrior girlö describes here is not a simple rage accident, but the systematic attempt to desensitise the races of New Eden. Bear in mind: The goal of our enemies is world revolution! It is right that our goal is world revolution. And nothing less. Revolution until the last slave shall be free. But it was no attempt to desensitize anyone. Okay, I got a little problem with my temper from time to time and everybody tells me that for a girl in my position, means at command of thousands and with the assets of planets to command I should not be like that. I should be calm, breathe deep and sleep over questions of life or death for a night. Alas, I'm not perfect and so sometimes regrettable weapon malfunctions may happen. I admit that this is bad but not worse than an old woman that is driven over on the street in the name of global trafficing "freedom". I can say, I don't kill without reason unlike the typical road killer. To calm my temper is something I'm working on since I have become a capsuleer and if you would remember my first appearance on the IGS you'd know that I'm much better now than I was at those days two and a halve year ago. Still I have emotional situations I am not able to handle cool and calm and that's a reason my people often put me inside an interceptor instead of a battleship forà ya knowà I once "fourteenhundred" a friendly Thrasher in our fleet out of boredom, waiting for the command to attack. I didn't realize Thrashers are so small. Or fourteenhundreds are so evil. And last time one of our new captains was firing on my Tempest with his cruiser "to test his weapons configuration" and our fleetcommander really, really, really had problems to keep me from beginning to answer this respectless behavior with opening fire with my 800mm dual autocannons on his Stabber. Still my trigger finger begins to twitch when I think about that moment. But enough of my tiny temper problems, which I really begin to get under control if people are not going on my nerves too hard. The public picture on IGS is something important that has much to do with PR. And PR is war. A bad picture is high treason. And I didn't kill my second photographer because I see art in that picture. It was an art to make me smile after eight hour of photograph session. The little incident with the monkeywrench is something I'm not proud of and I have compensated him with so much ISK that he should be perfectly clear to buy himself a planet. -- FREEDOM, PUNK & AUTOCANNONS
Victoria Stecker Amarr Heathen Legion Ushra'Khan	Posted - 2011.01.22 16:09:00 - [75] Originally by: Sinti Vailatti Says someone who puts her lipstick on with a paintroller. In fact, the last time I saw a mouth like that, it had a fish hook....YIPES! Speaking of mirrors, you may wish to check one. I'd hardly say I'm wearing more than you - there simply isn't an octopus sitting on my head to draw attention elsewhere. Originally by: Sinjin Mokk Thank you for your kind words Victoria. I've had to remind my...pet on how to maintain some proper decorum when dealing with inferiors. I do hope we can maintain an air of civility until your eventual crucifixion. Hw have you been? Any recent atrocities against the Minmatar lately? Atrocities against the Minmatar? I don't recall committing any to begin with, unless you count a few Ammatar scum that the cluster is better off without - but this isn't the time for such a debate. I'll let the philosophers decide if those are actually Matari any longer. - In the embrace of Hell, I am no longer afraid, for with His damned embrace, I have become that which I once most feared: Death.
Morwen Lagann Veto. Veto Corp	Posted - 2011.01.22 21:59:00 - [76] Originally by: Aldrith Shutaq Someone threw a cloth over my head right when the final photo was being taken... [...] Damn pranksters. I bet it was a terrorist. Why so sure it was a terrorist, and not someone else who'd just do it for a laugh, like me? Like several others, I needed a reshoot too. First take had rather poor lighting, but I came back a few days later and ended up with a better photographer who knew what he was doing. I'm happy with the final result. It seems the new photo may not have gone through the paperwork on CONCORD and the DED's end yet, though. Oh well. I'm sure I could find my copy and put it up somewhere...
Caellach Marellus Nephtys Ventures inc	Posted - 2011.01.22 22:00:00 - [77] Sadly I ran out of purple hairdye prior to the photo being taken. But to be honest, I'm quite liking the natural look. -------------------------------------- All commentary unless explicitly stated remains the personal views of Caellach Marellus and do not necessarily represent that of his Corporation or Alliance
Niraia Gallente Zaratha Zarati Shaktipat Revelators	Posted - 2011.01.22 22:54:00 - [78] Pilots may be interested in showing off and voting on their recent images at this site I made today: EVE Universe [ShipsOfEVE.com] - eohpoker.com sanshasnation.net
Spike Diesel Minmatar Universal Army	Posted - 2011.01.23 11:07:00 - [79] Where are all the old Minmatar horns? I loved my old horns. My Mom named me Spike after the horns in me head. My wife thought they were kinky. Now without horns I look normal. And that's just not right. Sons of the Minmatar, rise up and demand they bring back our horns!
Fattyfatty DingDong	Posted - 2011.01.23 11:27:00 - [80] Has anyone seen my helmet?
Alica Wildfire Minmatar Federal Investigations Agency	Posted - 2011.01.23 11:29:00 - [81] Originally by: Sinjin Mokk Borza...Alicia...this really isn't the forum for this. What else can I say except...I can see exactly where the collar is supposed to go. The only use of a collar that I have is to hang a slaver with it to the next street lantern. And let the acid vultures from Illinfrik eat his intestines alive.
Josh Vermanek Gallente Intaki Security and Intelligence	Posted - 2011.01.23 17:36:00 - [82] Not sure if I like how my updated photo looks. I'l blame it on the photographer.
Caellach Marellus Nephtys Ventures inc	Posted - 2011.01.23 18:28:00 - [83] Originally by: Josh Vermanek Not sure if I like how my updated photo looks. I'l blame it on the photographer. A smile wouldn't go amiss.
Faber Demaunier Preta Light Industries Naraka.	Posted - 2011.01.23 19:41:00 - [84] Originally by: Niraia Pilots may be interested in showing off and voting on their recent images at this site I made today: EVE Universe [ShipsOfEVE.com] This site is so much fun!
Syn Callibri Minmatar 21st Eridani Lighthorse	Posted - 2011.01.24 14:32:00 - [85] Edited by: Syn Callibri on 24/01/2011 14:35:06 All I know is that Kai (gets all dreamy eyed) likes the way I look. Pic of Syn [21EL] Commander Tac-Ops / [21EL] I.S.C.

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